Q: Can Charles Johnson Get Even More Inane? A: YES

Somebody’s losing his Scheiße. I won’t say who, but his initials are Charles Foster Johnson. Check out the Twitterbabble we recently culled from his feed bag:


Can anyone decipher that brilliant stream of superficial mental magic? Does anyone even care? It’s obvious that Charles Johnson hasn’t a clever original thought left in his ponytailed Coleman Cooler.


97 Comments on “Q: Can Charles Johnson Get Even More Inane? A: YES”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Fatso ‘s bleating makes me suspect that he’s scared Billary is gonna lose. 😆

  2. ISpeakJive says:

    Chunky doesn’t know who Carlos Slim is? WOW

  3. I hope selrahC NEVER gets a Gab invite! NEVER! That asshole doesn’t deserve to be there!
    Speaking of which, There are now quite a few Blogmockers who are there, including yours truly!

  4. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning and Pakimog ready for NFL football!

    On tap today, the Paki’s Jaguars travel to Chicago to battle abu’s Bears!

    Since it road game, this Jaguars cheerleader take time off to reflect on season so far and wonder what might have been and ponder what will be…

    while Bears hope to leave troubles “behind” them.

    See what Pakimog do there? “behind”?… heh heh heh… Pakimog make a funny! 😀

  5. Pakimon says:

    Also on tap:

    Paki’s other team, the Eagles travel to the capitol to battle Redskins Skins of color!

    Since this a road game, Eagles cheerleader back at beach pimping eco-friendly calendar and swim attire made from recycled grass clippings, palm fronds, coconut husks and whatnot!

    (Pakimog not comment about Eagles loss to Octo’s Lions last week other than to acknowledge defeat and now Pakimog never speak of it again. 😀 )

  6. Pakimon says:

    Also on tap:

    Octo and Macker’s Lions host Male Sheep from L.A.!

    After beating Eagles last week, this girl confident for Lions and feel like queen or princess for a day week!

    • Pakimon says:

      Dammit! Pakimog spoke of it again!

      Now Pakimog never speak of loss to Lions again. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Nice job of inspiring the Lions to another rousing win, Pak!

        You get the hottest Lions wimmensk I’ve ever seen, too. 🙂

  7. Pakimon says:

    Pineapple’s Chargers already beat Horses from Denver so this girl spend day goin’ fishin’ !

  8. Pakimon says:

    And finally, Arachne’s New Orleans Saints host Cats from Carolina!

    With this specimen of manly manliness on their side, Saints can’t lose! 😀

  9. rightymouse says:

    Ohio State Buckeyes trounced Wisconsin last night! 😆

  10. rightymouse says:

    Heading out to watch the hubster flail his arms around doing something folks call ‘conducting’. Behave yourselves. 😆

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      Neat. People in my family including my wife do that arm wavy thing in front of singers and players.

      • rightymouse says:

        That is fabulous!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
        Hubby outdid himself today. Lots of fun with family & friends before & after too! 🙂

  11. B a dick 4 jeezus says:

    Today looks to be another installment in the drama soap opera series “All My Bengals”. I tuned in 10 minutes late and the Pats had already scored a field goal presumably on their very first drive. Last week the Bengals didn’t score ANYTHING until the 4th quarter, long after they’d lost the game and had no hope of coming back. Cue organ flourish.

  12. B a dick 4 jeezus says:

    Classic Gary Burbank. He would do the All My Bengals radio parody throughout the NFL season. It’s been a running saga for us and he captured it perfectly and hilariously. He retired early at around. 60 at the height of his skills. I think he got sick of the management political a-holes and went fishing. He’s still kicking.

  13. Abu penispenispenislol says:

    Congrats to Parkimog’s Jags.

    • Abu penispenispenislol says:

      My Bears have only that one unlikely win from going 0 – 16.
      Go Cubs!

    • Pakimon says:

      I kept waiting for the Jaguars to find a way to blow it at the end but amazingly, they held on.

      My only guess on how they managed it is that the Jaguars offense made the Bears defense all logy and complacent after 3 and a half quarters of “3 and outs”.

      At any rate, Go Cubs!

      I don’t think I could handle watching a World Series with the network announcers and sports hacks slobbering all over the Dodgers.

    • rightymouse says:

      Woohoo! 😆

  14. Octopus says:


    Fatass thinks people are interested in his food. 😦

    • Pakimon says:

      I always laugh when Chunkles gets all pretentious.and pompous about food.

      The best part is you just know he bought that sandwich at the local Quicky-Mart when he was out waddling on a Cheetos and Mountain Dew run. 😆

      • ISTE says:

        The BEST part of being alone and single….

        Cheese and onion sammich every time!!!!

        • ISTE says:

          Pickled onion…

          Not those white little things you put in martinis but sliced white onion soaked in real malt vinegar (5% not that pussy 3.2% shit) in the fridge for a week. Crisp with real bite! and sharp cheddar…

          • ISTE says:

            Suddenly homesick… I miss Yorkshire.

            There they fertilize onion patches with coal soot. It is the sulfur in onions that give them the bite. Sulfur is a now nasty by product of burning coal.

          • rightymouse says:

            Brits have very good food. Rabbit pie, for instance, Toad in the Hole, or Black Pudding.

          • rightymouse says:

            Also, Spotted Dick & Steak & Kidney Pie. I remember watching my boyfriend eating the latter at the Brit club in Bangkok many, many moons ago while calling me ‘Darling’ between forkfuls.

          • rightymouse says:

            The romance of it all was overwhelming. Calo is such a lucky lady!!!

          • Bunk X says:

            Rabbit stew is good. Gimme your rabbit pie recipe. I’ll find a hare.

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      The kind of thing you post when you have no wife, no family, no pet, no life…

    • Arachne says:

      What, praytell, is “deli mustard” – every deli I know has all types – brown, spicy, yellow, creole.

    • Arachne says:

      61 people LIKED this? Geez, it’s like something that effing Kardashians would tweet out and get 1 gazillion likes because big butt was eating it.

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        It might have been mildly interesting had he actually grown the tomatoes and lettuce. But I don’t see someone of Stompy’s ilk doing anything honest and earthy as gardening.

        • Arachne says:

          And frankly – I’d love to shove him in the produce section of a grocery store with the items unlabeled and ask him to pick out the beefsteak tomatoes and the “baby” romain lettuce.
          Then off to cheese sampling to have him pick out the harvati. And then he gets to pick out “whole” grain bread from a selection that includes ROMAN MEAL.

  15. Octopus says:

    Spotted Dick. 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    People are saying you now tip the scales at 320 lbs. I’m not saying it, but a lot of people are saying it. Okay, I am saying it.

  17. Octopus says:

    As we’ve painstakingly documented for the past 8 years, Chunky is nuttier than squirrel poop. However, I cannot conceive of Fatass trying another big switcheroo on the issues. Nobody is that batshit, not even he. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      I imagine his funds will become even more and more scarce and the Thai Ladyboy ads will also just drift away. GoFundMe is a bust, and his lifestyle cannot be supported for long. If he’s already started drawing on Social Security, he’s probably drawing what I would have at 62 and that’s something along the lines of $1200/month minimum. LA is expensive. Unless he owns his home outright. But there’s still property taxes to be paid every year and utilities in California are high. And considering how he’s constantly badgering the public for funds, he has no “alternate revenue stream.”

      I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he’s still holding out hoping for a sale. He’s never, EVER going to be the go-to blog again, or have the importance he once did – It’s like watching a band that used to fill 20,000-seat venues being reduced to the County Fair circuit – you should have left when you were on top. Now you’re just embarrassing yourselves.

  18. Arachne says:

    By the way, when Drudge hinted that Beastie was about to get hers re sex scandal allegations, maybe something to do with Huma Abedin. According to Breitbart:

    The Clinton campaign responded to these reports, saying that the reports were “ridiculous” and not to be taken seriously.

    “This does not even qualify as tabloid trash… it’s ridiculous and reckless,” a Clinton aide said to The Week.

    Except nowhere are the words – “fabricated” and/or “outright lies.” Remember when she jumped on TV with the “vast, right-wing conspiracy” and it came back to bite her in the ass? I wonder…..are they worried that stuff might really be out there and they don’t want to do a categorical denial. Because TRUMP uses the word LIE when approached about these women’s stories.

  19. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Tweet a link to one of James O’Keefe’s asinine videos at me, meet my terrible swift block button.
    38 minutes ago

    It only works for the Vancome lady Stompy.

  20. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Several top right wing pundits and media all fell for an obvious troll tweet today lgf.bz/2eadgQz https://t.co/N2UCT6vHsV
    14 minutes ago

    Just like the entire liberal MSM and idiots like Stompy Chubbyfeet “fell for” the obvious fake DNC planned October surprise bimbo Trump accusers. And who’s stories immediately lose their wheels upon the simplest inspection. Unlike the Bubba Clinton accusers who were all Democrats and were where they were when they said and have corroborating witnesses and had no reason to lie.

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, why hasn’t Fatso told us how we need to believe First Class Flight lady – the one that had the fact that apparently Donald Trump, with the Strength of TEN, lifted the immovable armrest to get at her.

  21. ISpeakJive says:

    Chuck C. Johnson just made a $1million bid for 4CHAN. Chunky’s turning green.

    And these wikileak e-mails are amazing. NOBODY likes the Clintons, LOL.

    Better get back to work.


  22. Octopus says:

    That ratty old socialist hack Bernie Sanders took a payoff to pretend to endorse Shrillary. 😆


  23. Octopus says:

    An interesting twist on a discussion of “Messianic Shrillary” over at Ace’s, led to an afterword that just happens to dovetail neatly with Dear Fatass’s Moronic Conversion of 2009.

    Afterthought by Ace. Tusk had mentioned Hillary’s sudden conversion from Goldwater Girl to firebreathing feminist priestess in just a few years.

    But he didn’t mention it in the post.

    Let me comment quickly on that: That sort of conversion — from believing in one thing intensely one day, then believing even more intensely the exact opposite of what was just intensely believed the week before — betrays the mind of the Natural Born Zealot, someone who feels philosophically uncomfortable and psychically out-of-sorts unless they have some Grand Cause to join in, some great crusade which will allow them to put the heretics to the sword.

    I don’t see myself doing that. I may abandon the GOP — actually, I already have — and I may join the Democrats as a make-peace-with-our-permanent-rulers pragmatic move, suing for peace with our new permanent masters after the GOP has proven itself to be without heart and determined to surrender.

    But I will never actually carry their banners nor deliver their sermons for them. I’m a bit too old to have a sudden conversion over political beliefs.

    The sorts of people who do this sort of thing — the 180 degree full reverse in all beliefs, while maintaining a militant and dogmatic belief throughout the period of “evolution” — are Natural Born True Believers, not “pragmatists.”

    They must believe something. They must. They have to. Their minds abhor the vacuum of non-belief. Their brains recoil in disgust from doubt.

    Credo ergo sum — I believe, therefore I am.
    Posted by Ace at 04:29 PM Comments

    • Pakimon says:

      So in other words, Ace is getting ready to sell out in classic Chunkles fashion because the GOP had the temerity to give way to Trump.

      Ace worked so hard to become a fixture in the GOP neo-conservative establishment blogosphere only to have it blown up by Trump getting the nomination.

      His bitterness is palatable and it’s being fueled by the MSM’s now constant drumbeat about how Trump is finished.and has no chance to win.

      I almost deleted the bookmark to Ace’s awhile back but I’m saving it just to watch the massive implosion of his blog after the election if Hillary wins.and he goes through with his sell out and the inevitable mass bannings that are sure to follow.

      As an aside, I’m not throwing in the towel yet. I realize that the MSM at this point will say and do anything to discourage voter turnout for Trump.so I’m regarding all the “Trump is doomed” offal being grunted out by the MSM as… well… offal.

      On election day, I’ll go to the polls, pull the lever for Trump and then see what happens.

      I’m too old to get emotionally involved at this point. Besides, if Hillary is elected, the real damage and destruction will fall on the younger “special snowflakes” who elected her and not me. By the time the consequences of her disastrous policies kick in, I’ll be kicking back in the afterlife so why get upset?

      I’ll just continue mocking the rotund ponytailed halfwit and his unemployed Twitter sidekick as well as posting pictures of football weekend hotties and floozys. :grin:.


      • Pakimon says:

        Yow! so many typos in my above comment!

        Pakimon, laptops and rum don’t mix! 😆

      • Bunk X says:

        Ace had too much invested to accept the unbelievable truth of what’s going down. My 2c.

        • Octopus says:

          I pretty much read him every day, and he’s been going back and forth in his support/disgust for Trump for months. Like me, he is sickened by the thought of Shrillary becoming president. But Trump…hey, he’s not your father’s Conservative Republican. He’s an eccentric businessman with an ego covered in gold electroplate. Not an intellectual, for better or worse. Says a lot of things. “Says more than his prayers,” as my Mom used to say about mouthy people. Still, in my estimation, a thousand times better than the evil, grasping old crone.

          Ace is a much younger man than I, nearly 30 years younger. His frame of reference is very different from mine, but we agree on so much. I’m never going to re-join the Democrats, though, not even ironically. The GOP has abandoned conservatism for the most part. What do you do? You go with the Eff You Candidate, this year. Or, you stay home and watch the old witch cackle as the polls close. Get a clown costume, and go scare the neighbors.

  24. OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

    On Gab now! @OldLineTexan. Hit me up.

  25. Octopus says:

    I recall Politifact rating Trump’s statement as “False.” Wikileaks just proved he was 100% correct. Looking forward to the abashed retraction. 😆

    The “Fact-Checkers” are heavily-biased journo-list apparatchiks.

  26. Octopus says:

    I’m a bit surprised Youtube hasn’t censored this video entirely, instead of just suppressing it by burying it in the rankings. It’s sheer dynamite…well effing done, O’Keefe!

    You can skip to around the 7 min mark, to hear the vile operative describe the actual method whereby the idiots and mental defectives are coached to create ugly disturbances. Everything we suspected has been proven.

  27. Octopus says:

    Or, you could say it echoes a different national credo. But Chunky probably sees that as Nazi jingoism, too.

    “I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.”

    • Octopus says:

      The Streak is intact! 😆

    • Arachne says:

      No it really isn’t dipshit. I believe our motto – E PLURIBUS UNUM means “ONE out of many. Got it now.

      I haven’t heard Trump say this shit but if you say so, Elephant Man, then it must be.

  28. Octopus says:

    Nearly had to talk to St. Peter at the gate last night. Another close call! Might have to check the dosage, if we want to make it to November.

    Fuck yeah!
    5 hours ago
    John Denver – Take Me Home, Country Roads youtu.be/1vrEljMfXYo
    6 hours ago
    Where To Now St. Peter? – Elton John (Tumbleweed Connection 6 of 10) youtu.be/mOHLQg4VfqE
    6 hours ago
    Oh damn.
    6 hours ago
    Holy fuck.
    6 hours ago
    My God.
    6 hours ago
    Oh fuck.
    6 hours ago
    6 hours ago
    Oh shit.
    6 hours ago

    • Pakimon says:

      It looks like Gus is tweeting while some trucker is “having his way” with him in the local gas station bathroom. 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        I was tempted to submit an Operetta de Gusano™ episode but this is a family friendly blog (kinda-sorta) so I took a pass. 😆

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          Wow. Good call Paki. All I’m gonna say is I hope the local free clinic is stocked up on pain killers and a certain topical cream.