Chuckie gets a job

Could it be that the gaseous, unemployed, public assistance addicted, jazz guitarist has found a job (that is not at McDonald’s)?  Oops sorry, it is his Doppleganger Charles C. Johnson aka “Ginger”. Never mind!

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162 Comments on “Chuckie gets a job”

  1. Arachne says:

    Jealousy….jealousy……jealousy.
    Nobody calls Fatso for advice.
    Actually, they don’t call him for anything else either.

  2. rightymouse says:

    Mr. Peevish is peevish. What a putz. 😆

  3. rightymouse says:

    Totally, O.T. – but the King of Thailand has passed away. 😦
    He was revered. The Crown Prince is despised. I pray things don’t get nasty.

  4. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Maybe if Stompy did more than stomp his little chubby feet and smear wildly on Twitter he might be well regarded enough to get a real gig in the new media milyo. Like Corey L on CNN or like Ginger and Glen Greenwald working for billionaires. But then again he’d have to actually provide something of value, leave the couch and be able to write as well as a 7th grader.

  5. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Rush just mocked Michelle O for being so distraught and offended by Trump’s teddible, teddible language after having hosted any number of crude rappers that demean women calling them bitches and hos, and objectifying or disrespecting them.

    http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2016/10/13/michelle_obama_says_she_s_never_heard_anything_like_trump

    One rapped about spiking a woman’s drink. http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/04/19/obama-invites-indicted-rapper-white-house-youth-empowerment-program/

    But it was OK because he later APOLOGIZED. They were there to discuss the teddible, teddible criminal justice system that arrests black men for crimes they committed.

    • Arachne says:

      I guess Flossie doesn’t see anything wrong with flashing the boner to a plane full of women, and then raising the leg on the arm rest so they could get the full effect.

      And, um, Flossie – we’re hearing rumors from Anonymous that there’s video of Beastie’s husband raping a 13-year-old. Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s from his personal porno collection.

      • Bunk X says:

        The cuke in the pants trick is an old one. Friend of mine did that for Halloween, went as John Holmes. Guys didn’t notice, but the girls’ eyeballs sure did.

  6. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Wow. Ginger’s doing the leg work to knock ’em down, whack a mole style!

    The People mag accuser cow later did a piece on Mike Tyson POST RAPE CONVICTION horsing around sparring with him with a BIG HAPPY smile on her face. Not disturbed and scarred over what Trump done done to her. Also her account of his “assault” just sounds like he was making a boorish joke. Idiot.
    http://gotnews.com/breaking-trump-accuser-natashastoynoff-rapist-fixation-writes-like-50-shades-grey-fanfic/

    This one’s very Michelle Fields-esque. Trump MIGHT have nudged her. But no one saw it. Plus she sounds like a total wreck in general.
    http://gotnews.com/busted-drunken-child-abuser-hoaxer-mindymcgillivray-falsely-claims-trump-nudged-never-happened-concert/

  7. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    AAAAND this one can’t be believed. Who’s left?

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/10/figures-trump-accuser-nyt-hit-piece-linked-clinton-foundation/

    Stompy is not pleased!

    Did I really just hear CNN pimping a bullshit video at … Gateway Pundit?!
    41 minutes ago

    He’s referring to the one that appears to show Preezydunce Grabby Azz grope a flight attendant’s thigh. And she removes his hand and puts it back in his lap. I saw a comment somewhere that there was actually a dog on the plane obscured from view and he reached down let it lick his hand. Either way it seemed weird that the only place for the POTUS to sit is in a jump seat next to a hot stewardess. Looked awfully cozy. Her closeness and body language spelled girlfriend to me. And she only moved his hand because she saw the camera. Do you really think the Shrillbeast was on that plane? Anyway, even if it was innocent the dumbass deserves misinterpretation after decades of debauchery.

  8. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    BAM!!! According to a family member this one remembers that DJT was nice to her. And has an axe to grind because the Donald didn’t call her back about modeling.

    http://gotnews.com/busted-nytimes-trump-accuser-rachelcrooks-lying-according-family-friend/

    You could say maybe she didn’t out him because she wanted work. But a normal person would say to family “wow that Trump just grabbed me and smackered me big time!”

  9. rightymouse says:

    Charles Johnson is a raging homophobe!!

  10. JimboXL says:

    Why is Hillary and the stupid Dim party trying to start WW3 with Russia. A vote for Hillary is a guaranteed vote for war with Russia. Can’t understand why Dim voters have become so rabid for world war 3.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Wars always make the economy better. We have China collapsing, Deutsche Bank collapsing, the market on the cusp. The real estate bubbles are popping world-wide.

      Seems like odd timing to start something, right before an election…..

  11. ISTE says:

    Due to Mr Octopus cracking the seekret code we changed it’

    Hey Calo

    Ditto buddy!

  12. Octopus says:

    With no examples, of course. Because it’s bullshit. Like everything else he tweets, 24/7.

  13. Octopus says:

    What Fatass and most libturds fail to grasp about Trump and the GOP, is that he’s the repudiation of what they’ve become over the past couple of decades, which is a less-successful mirror image of the Dhimmicrat Party. Aside from the prickly and uncharismatic Cruz, look at the elephant-walk of RINOs who turned up to try and get the nomination, only to be swept easily aside by the blustering, straight-talking Trump. It’s embarrassing! Not a conservative among them.

  14. Octopus says:

    That’s awesome…he’s trying to feed you, Gus. Even a cat can see what a deplorable set of conditions you’re working out there in the garage, with winter coming on fast. He’s worried about you.

  15. Octopus says:

    It’s very doubtful that you remember anything correctly, given the state you’re in by closing time every night. The cat’s out scarfing a bird each morning, long before you fall off the futon chasing the dragon in your dreams.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      I know! Does a Twitter addict feed a cat properly with little income and a day-long feverish focus on a tiny screen filled with strangers?

    • Arachne says:

      I hope he’s not too slow for birds.
      He won’t eat otherwise.

  16. mfhorn says:

    As opposed to the black supremacist we have in the White House now.

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  19. Octopus says:

    Nice!

  20. Octopus says:

    Shout out to Gus!

  21. Octopus says:

    Thank God we have The Experts! 🙂
    ——————————————————
    https://wortharguingfor.com/2016/10/03/experts-the-unofficial-guide/

    THE Experts – The (unofficial) Guide

    Date: October 3, 2016
    Author: Andy

    Who are THE experts?

    Experts are the clever people.

    They know about things that most people don’t understand.

    Experts become super clever by doing ‘research’

    When we aren’t sure about something, experts are there to guide us.

    We must listen to experts and not make mistakes.

    Experts are here to help us

    During our lives we have to make decisions.

    Decisions are complicated.

    Experts can show us how to make a complicated decision.

    Experts show us what food to eat; how to bring up children; how we should vote and how to be good.

    Experts show us what is right and what is wrong.

    Political leaders

    Politicians are worried that the people they rule don’t listen to them properly.

    They ask experts to educate us.

    To help us know when to listen properly, politicians say
    “The research tells us that..”
    “The evidence shows us that..”
    “The data says..”
    or
    “The majority of experts believe that..”

    When you hear these phrases, you must follow what they say. These are the words of the experts.

    TV Experts

    Experts help us by being on our televisions.

    Many actors, TV celebrities and musicians are experts.

    Who is there to help us?
    If we want to understand world poverty and Africa, it is singing expert Sir Bob Geldof.
    If we want to understand biology or public health policy, it is cheeky chef Jamie Oliver.
    Leonardo Di Caprio is there to help us with the complex issue of climate science.

    Experts on the economy

    Experts who guide us about economic matters are called ‘Economists’.

    But how do they work?

    Economists talk to each other about ‘assumptions’ to agree a ‘consensus’. This is called ‘group-think’. This allows Economists to do their work.

    Economists turn their ‘group-think’ into numbers. They use computer spreadsheets to produce ‘forecasts’ and ‘predictions’.

    Some people think that the economists should make the economy actually work better, but this is unfair because they are the thinkers and not the doers.

    International experts

    Christine Lagarde, is an international economist. She is the head of the International Monetary Fund.

    Christine explained to the British people that it was wrong to vote to leave the European Union. Christine used her special spreadsheet to ‘forecast’ that a vote to leave the EU would have “pretty bad to very, very bad consequences, lead to a stock market crash and a steep fall in house prices.”

    Although Christine was careful when she applied the group-think, none of these things actually happened.

    Some people think that Christine had a computer problem that and she should try turning it off and then on again.

    European experts

    Despite its name, the Confederation for British Industry are experts in European unification.

    As a result of careful research, the CBI has shown that the EU is better at managing the British economy than British business leaders. The CBI experts explained that it was better to join the European Monetary System in 1987, the Euro in 1999 and to remain in the European Union in 2016.

    Caroline Fairburn is the Director-General of the CBI. She has worked carefully to turn the group-think into numbers, but it doesn’t always produce the right answer.

    Some people think that Caroline has a computer problem similar to Christine’s.

    George Osborne

    George Osborne was the UK’s Chancellor of the Exchequer. George asked experts in the Treasury to turn his assumption into one very big number.

    The number was £4,300.

    George explained to people that if they voted to leave the EU, they would lose £4,300. He would be forced to impose an ‘emergency budget’ to save the country from a financial ‘black hole’.

    People were worried that the Treasury had a computer problem too. They made a mistake and voted to leave the EU.

    George Osborne looked everywhere for his emergency budget, but couldn’t find it and was sacked.

    Sometimes, it’s hard being an expert when you lose things.

    Experts use special words

    Because of all the computer problems, experts have started using special phrases to make people listen.

    Using special phrases also means that the expert can save time. They can provide guidance without the cumbersome need for scientific proof.

    These phrases include ‘linked to’, ‘increased risk of’, and ‘possible that’.

    For example, Sally Davies, the Government’s Chief Medical Officer says that “when you look at a glass of wine, think about the increased risk of cancer”

    This means that you must not enjoy wine when you drink it.

    Listen carefully when you hear the phrase ‘independent research shows’, ‘the data tells us’ or ‘research indicates’.

    For example, climate change experts say that the data tells us that flying to go on holiday will destroy the planet’.

    This means that you must not enjoy your holiday.

    Health experts

    On some days, health experts tell us to eat less fat, meat, eggs, carbohydrates and sweets. On other days they say that we should eat more fat, meat, eggs, carbohydrates and sweet fruits.

    So, it is best to write it all down on a calendar. Make a note of which foods to eat on which days and not make mistakes.

    Alternatively, you can eat what you like. There is always an expert who has produced some research that will support your decision.

    Alcohol experts

    Sometimes grown-ups like to have a drink with friends or when watching box sets.

    This is dangerous and you should ask mum and dad to consult the Department of Health (DoH) Guidelines.

    The DoH guidelines are special rules drawn up by alcohol experts known as the Institute of Alcohol Studies and the Alcohol Health Alliance or the Modern Temperance Movement for short.

    Now that vicars are not very popular, the Department of Health provides moral guidence on the problems of alcohol.

    Experts have replaced the word ‘evil’ with the phrase ‘negative health outcomes’. This is not very catchy and explains why most people still ignore them.

    Smoking experts

    Everybody knows that smoking is bad for your health.

    So, why do some grown-ups still smoke?

    Experts have concluded that people who smoke have different brains. They are unable to think for themselves and are easily tricked by shiny packets and glossy advertising.

    Anti-smoking experts understand that smokers need to be lectured, scared and made poorer to stop them smoking.

    Although lots of smokers have started vaping instead, experts are committed to their campaign. Next, they plan to stop the packets being shiny.

    Experts understand people’s brains and shiny things.

    Mummy and Daddy experts

    In the olden days parents brought up children on their own. Parents used to know what was best for their own children. When parents needed advice, they asked friends and family.

    Nowadays, research shows that parents worry and lack confidence in their own abilities. Parents need help from experts.

    Experts have helpfully written many books. These include:
    “Your Baby: Strict Routines” and “Your Baby: Always Be There”
    “Bringing up Teenagers: Be Strict!” and “Bringing up Teenagers: You Are Their Best Friend”

    Parenting experts understand children better than their parents. Parenting experts can focus on advice because they don’t have to spend time actually bringing up a family.

    Tell your parents that it is ok to worry and that they should read books about how to talk to you and when to tell you off.

    Sexperts

    In the olden days, there was a lesson at school called ‘sex education’. All the boys and girls found it embarrassing and worked out how sex happened when the teachers weren’t around.

    Nowadays, sex education is run by experts in ‘feminism’. Their research shows that boys are dangerous and that girls are vulnerable. Experts run ‘consent’ classes to teach boys to ask girls politely if they would like to do sex.

    Boys must listen to experts because they need to learn how to stop being oppressors of girls.

    Experts in ‘The Science’

    Sometimes even top experts find things too complicated. When this happens it is important that uncertainty does not cloud decisive political action.

    For example, the scientists do not know what determines the constantly changing global climate.

    However, governments want to show that they are ‘tackling climate change’ and they need experts to demonstrate ‘certainty’. The Inter-governmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) has ensured that a lack of scientific knowledge is no barrier to providing a ‘consensus’ on ‘certainty’.

    The IPCC has employed consultants, environmental campaigners and carefully selected researchers to write policy documents.

    The IPCC has given this approach a special name. It is ‘The Science’.

    Experts and the future

    When things actually happen, they are called ‘facts’. When experts think that something may happen in the future, they are called ‘predictions’.

    So, what should we do when the ‘facts’ are different from the ‘predictions’ made by an expert?

    We need to understand that a ‘higher truth’ is even more real than facts.

    For example, an expert in the top University at Cambridge, Professor Peter Wadhams has predicted that the Arctic sea ice may “completely disappear” in the summer of 2016. In fact, the Arctic sea was 4.1 million kilometers square and has started re-freezing at the fastest rate since records began.

    It would be wrong to conclude that the ‘facts’ prove Professor Wadham’s ‘prediction’ to be wrong, because this is trumped by a ‘higher truth’.

    The expert must be believed because the ‘higher truth’ is that Global Warming is caused by people and this is melting all the Arctic ice and this is killing Polar Bears and the Polar Bears will then come to England and eat us.

    Magic words

    Experts know that some people don’t like numbers and long phrases.

    So, to help people understand, experts now use magic words.

    One of these words is ‘sustainable’.

    When experts use the word ‘sustainable’, it means that the project they are proposing is the right thing to do.

    In the olden days, experts presented the costs and the benefits for any new project. Nowadays, by using the word ‘sustainable’, there is no need for this.

    By using the word ‘sustainable’, it helps us know that the experts have made the decision for us. We don’t need to worry about the cost and it doesn’t matter if there is actually any benefit.

    Listen the experts

    Nowadays there is lots of data. Data shows us what is right and wrong.

    The experts know how to read the data using special techniques. These include ‘researching’ and ‘studying’ as well as ‘campaigning’ and ‘moralising’. They can show us how to do things properly.

    In the olden days, people used to work things out for themselves. Political leaders made the big decisions and people worked out how to live their own lives.

    In the modern world, things are very complicated.

    Luckily, experts have special powers to ‘read the data’.

    We must listen to experts when they speak to us.

    We must do what they say and not make mistakes.

    Post-factual politics

    In the modern world, there are lots of ‘big issues’. We debate the ‘big issues’ and vote on them to determine our future. This is called ‘politics’.

    But, there is a problem.

    Nowadays, most people can only think about little things, like how to write an email or serve sandwiches and coffee. They are simple people with simple ways.

    The simple people cannot make sense of the big modern world around them. They do not understand what is in their interests or what they believe in.

    The simple people become confused when they hear different points of view. They become emotional and irrational. This means that, nowadays, ‘politics’ is a bad way to decide the ‘big issues’.

    In the future, the simple people won’t be troubled by big decisions. These will be taken by experts.

    We must watch the experts, because they know what they are doing.

    © Andy Shaw, 2nd October 2016

  22. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Just one of many Trump fans I’ve heard from tonight who think journalists deserve to die for criticizing Trump.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
    6 hours ago
    A lot of these people who want to kill journalists have Twitter bios self-identifying as devout Christians. Of course.
    7 hours ago
    Now hearing from Trump fans in favor of executing journalists who criticize Donald Trump.
    7 hours ago

    Stompy has a rich selective concern about violence. And this isn’t real violence anyway. Just talking on Twitter where the pathetic chubby footed one lives his whole sad life.

  23. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    In the Shrillery Voters on Parade category:

    http://cw39.com/2016/10/12/hpd-911-operator-says-aint-nobody-got-time-for-that-before-hanging-up-on-callers/

    HPD: 911 operator says “ain’t nobody got time for this” and hangs up on callers

    Supervisors investigated the recorded call logs, and found that thousands of calls had been disconnected by Williams between Oct. 2015 and March 2016.

    At least one of the calls was for a robbery and homicide, and two were regarding speeding vehicles.

    Specifically on March 12, Williams hung up on several callers. The first call was ended immediately after she picked it up.

    During the second call, an operator — identified as Williams — is heard answering “Houston 911, do you need medical, police or fire?”

    When the male caller responded, “This is a robbery,” Williams is heard sighing before hanging up, according to court documents.

    Investigators tracked down the robbery/shooting caller, who confirmed someone hung up the phone the first time he called in, frustrating him, and he had to call back a second time. By the time police arrived, a person was dead.

    Investigators said the following day, Williams hung up on several more people, including a security officer who was attempting to report a dangerous street racing incident.

    The operator, again identified as Williams, said “Houston 911, do you need medical, police or fire?”

    The caller only had time to say “This is Officer Molten. I’m driving on 45 South right now and I am at ……” before Williams ended the call.

    Although the call was disconnected, the recording captured Williams saying “Ain’t nobody got time for this. For Real.”

    The officer called in again, and a different 911 operator picked up and assisted him. Investigators reached out to the officer, who also confirmed the “hang up call” on that day.

    Police interviewed Williams, who allegedly admitted to disconnecting the calls because she “did not want to talk to anyone at that time.”

    Ain’t nobody got time for these fools.

  24. Pakimon says:

    I think Bunk is stomping on Chunkles’ last nerve. 😆

  25. Pakimon says:

    It’s a beautiful fall morning in a Denver suburb and our hero has volunteered to put up “Hillary For President” signs around the neighborhood.

    As he pushes a rickety shopping cart around and planting signs on peoples’ lawns, Gus is lost in thought.

    “Does Hillary realize what I’m doing for her?” he mumbles to himself.

    The response in his pickled brain is immediate.

    • Pakimon says:

      Invigorated by this thought, Gus gleefully ponders how long he can keep his sign planting gig.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus soon finds himself by his old garage haunt and spies the neighbors grilling out in their yard.

      He pushes the squeaking, rusty shopping cart onto their lawn and decides to engage them in conversation.

    • Pakimon says:

      They laugh derisively at Gus and ask him why Donald Trump would want to date 20 year old “lids”.

      Gus sputters peevishly

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus continues to sputter defensively amidst the hoots of laughter

    • Pakimon says:

      One of the neighbors inquires how many more Hillary signs does he have to plant before the local Democrat campaign office gives him a dollar.

      Gus dejectedly sighs

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus is about to head off to continue his dreary task when suddenly, he spots her!

      There’s no mistaking that taut and shapely backside!

      It’s her, the taut and tawny temptress!

      The last vestige of rational thought is washed away by lust and Gus drunkenly leers

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus sees an opening! She’s a chick so she’s got to be a Hillary supporter! Common ground!

      Gus makes his move.

      He taps her on the shoulder and she turns around.

      To his shock and dismay, she’s sporting a Trump t-shirt.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus’ initial shock quickly gives way to more lust as he sees that the taut and tawny temptress isn’t wearing a bra and the Trump t-shirt is tightly highlighting her ample bosom.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus can’t help but stare as the taut and tawny temptress’ perky bosom jiggles fetchingly underneath the thin cotton fabric with each movement she makes.

      Gus leers slack-jawed at this comely spectacle and a strand of drool strings down from his lower lip.

  26. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    The true facts are these: Mrs. Trump did not encounter Ms. Stoynoff on the street, nor have any conversation with her. The two are not friends and were never friends or even friendly.

    People Mag: So there was a relationship, right?

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/10/melania-trump-sends-people-mag-cease-desist-letter-not-even-friends-woman-article/

    This is also the idiot Mike Tyson fan who had no problem with him after it was proved he raped his wife, was convicted and went to jail for it. Also publicly threatened to rape other men’s wives and daughters in fits of steroid rage. Here she is looking all atwitter and befuddled with the big hunk.

    http://gotnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/14741626_854813744655242_537041165_n.jpg?eeba1e

  27. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    As per usuale Stompy’s idiot candidate can’t remember anything from four years or so ago.

    http://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/clinton-answers-written-questions-in-email-lawsuit-229769

    “Secretary Clinton states that she does not recall being advised, cautioned, or warned, she does not recall that it was ever suggested to her, and she does not recall participating in any communication, conversation, or meeting in which it was discussed that her use of a clintonemail.com e-mail account to conduct official State Department business conflicted with or violated federal recordkeeping laws,”

    Clinton also said she could not recall ever being warned about any hacking or attempted hacking of her private account or server.

    “Secretary Clinton states that she does not recall considering factors other than convenience in deciding to use a personal e-mail account to conduct official State Department business,”

    “Secretary Clinton does not recall whether she had a specific expectation that the State Department would receive FOIA requests for or concerning her e-mail. She understood that, because her practice was to e-mail State Department staff on their state.gov accounts, her email was being captured in the State Department’s recordkeeping systems….Secretary Clinton understood that e-mail she sent or received in the course of conducting official State Department business was subject to FOIA,” the lawyers wrote.

    She does remember this though where Colin Powell told her to hide everything from the FOIA so you could be a corrupt, back-stabbing POS without anyone knowing. For some reason Powell “doesn’t recall” this:

    “Secretary Clinton states that former Secretary of State Colin Powell advised her in 2009 about his use of a personal e-mail account to conduct official State Department business,” Clinton’s lawyers wrote.

    • Arachne says:

      At this rate, she’ll have no recall when asked what she had for breakfast that morning.

      • rightymouse says:

        Just what we need as POTUS.

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        I can’t wait when she’s sworn in. When they say “Do you so solemnly swear so help you God on this bible?” she’ll reflexively blurt out “I can’t recall!”

        • rightymouse says:

          In the event that the horror of her election occurs, I’m putting my $$ on her asking for the Koran to swear on.

  28. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Wow. I didn’t like Wikileaks at first but they sure serve a function. As does the excellent Jim Hoft who fights to win like a man. Unlike certain effete ponytail wearing chubby Twitter stompers.

    The Hillary Clinton Campaign was posting fake “Sexist Trump Job Ads” on Craigslist.

    The Hillary Campaign approved these malicious ads.

    Their heinous plot was revealed by Wikileaks.
    wikileaks-craigslist-ad-trump-hillary
    From the Podesta email:

    Mark and Luis – digital created a fake craigslist jobs post for women who want to apply to jobs one of Trump’s organizations. This will be a microsite and we still need to send it to Perkins. Since we will be pitching this, need your approval please.

    The top Clinton advisors, including Podesta, approved of the ads.

    This is the type of smear campaign Hillary has been running against Donald Trump!
    Disgusting!

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/10/wikileaks-clinton-camp-posting-fake-sexist-trump-job-ads-craigslist/

    • Octopus says:

      Shrillary wanted to drop a drone missile on Assange — to me, that’s proof enough he’s doing God’s Work. 😆

      Exposing American intelligence operatives to our enemies? Very bad!
      Exposing the lies and corruption of the Clintons and the Unicorn Messiah? Very good!

  29. rightymouse says:

    Am watching the rally in North Carolina live right now. 🙂

  30. ISpeakJive says:

  31. rightymouse says:

    Clinton calls Hispanics needy Latinos.
    Really? Yuck.

  32. ISTE says:

    Big changes in the world of The Possum.Buying a new Possum nest. Running all the alternatives on spreadsheets. Trying to pay everything off in 14 months then 1.2 acres and a home will be mine!!!!!!!

    Jan 1st 2018 I own it all!!

    Fucking spreadsheets.. If I quit drinking and smoking it is mine July 2017

    Even Open Office is telling me to get my shit together.

  33. JimboXL says:

    I feel like the Russian tv show guest made a correct assessment that Hillary would be very bad leader for the US and very bad for the world if she is indeed chronically ill or terminal, in that she would want everyone to suffer with her as well.

  34. Pakimon says:

    It’s almost as weak and inconsequential as the sudden eruption of bimbos that are magically popping out of the woodwork with questionable allegations that Trump “sexually assaulted” them. 😆

  35. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Saturday morning and Pakimog ready for NCAA football!

    Today, the Florida Gators host host SJWs from Missouri!

    Pakimog say Mizzou special snowflakes not find safe space at The Swamp!

    Now Pakimog post sexist, exploitative picture of Gator girl to make Mizzou special snowflakes squeal and bleat with impotent rage! 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      In spirit of fairness, Pakimog compelled to note that special snowflakes sprouting like weeds at Florida as well.

      http://www.theamericanmirror.com/u-florida-offers-247-counseling-students-troubled-halloween-costumes/

      • Octopus says:

        The mural, in the Laux Residence Hall, depicts Neville Longbottom, a character from the Harry Potter films. The nerdy Neville was played by actor Matthew Lewis, who blossomed into a notable hunk post-puberty. The mural shows him as both a geeky boy and an attractive young man — transformed, according to the mural’s caption, by a stay at the Laux Residence Hall itself.

        “It represents white power. Man power. Cis power. Able power. Class power. ECT [sic] ect. I am angry that I know the people who put this mural up, and I am anger [sic] because I know the people who let this mural be put up,” the student wrote. “Like I said earlier, maybe I am being a little sensitive, but it is how I feel. This represents, to me, our society, and I do not want it up on this wall. Why do we need a BEFORE and AFTER?”

        😆 😆 😆 😆

        How much you wanna bet that this whiny little turd is perfectly suited for the “Before” pic of several categories of unattractive unfitness?

  36. Pakimon says:

    Since Octo’s Wolverines not play this weekend, Pakimog post picture of Ohio State floozy since Michigan arch-rival travel to land of cheese to play Wisconsin!

    Pakimog sure rightymouse not mind! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a very attractive Buckeye maiden. Here’s another one:

      Go Buckeyes! 🙂

      Rooting for a showdown between two undefeated teams on November 26. Lots of football left, and the potential for upset losses is always high in the B1G. Tonight is a potential landmine in Cheeseville, for Buckeye Nation.

  37. rightymouse says:

    Dream on, Gussy!!! When he wins, will you cry?? 😆

  38. ISpeakJive says:

    I wonder what it is? Some video of her in bed with Donna Shalala would be good.

  39. rightymouse says:

    Glenn Beck’s Cheetos addiction. Well, it WOULD explain a LOT!!!

    http://unclesamsmisguidedchildren.com/will-glenn-beck-need-rehab-cheetos-addiction/

  40. B a dick 4 jeezus says:

    It’s getting comical. They’re coming out of the woodworks to DEFEND Trump and refute the accusers. LOL!

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/10/list-debunked-groper-allegations-corrupt-media-donald-trump/

  41. rightymouse says:

    Yikes!!!!!!

  42. ISpeakJive says:

    I watched the Jessica Leeds interview by Anderson Cooper the other night. I don’t believe her at all. She said it went on for 15 minutes, and she was hoping a stewardess would come by and rescue her. What, was the seatbelt light on? Even Cooper’s eyebrows went up at that one.

    Then she goes on and on about how women are treated, and it’s not any bettter today than in 1979. And back then she said you couldn’t say anything if a man groped you, you just had to take it, that’s how it was back then.

    My sister and I were apoplectic. BULLEFFINSHIT. I don’t care if it’s 1579 AD, there’s never been a time when you just have to sit there and let a total stranger grope you. That’s insane. Dumbo Anderson never asked her “Did ya ask him to stop???” I was an adult in 1979, and there’s no way anything like that would have gone on for more than 2 seconds. WHAP!

    I can see certain situations in certain eras when a man with power over a female could impose himself. Like a studio boss in 1959 over a young actress or something, with her future an $millions on the line, but a guy you don’t even know sitting next to you on a plane?

    These activist feminists of a certain age, all act like women just got the vote 10 years ago. It’s just bizarre.

    I don’t see Cooper sitting down with Juanita Broaddrick and handling her with kid gloves letting her tell her story for 30 minutes. Why not???

    What a bunch of crap.

  43. rightymouse says:

    Excuse me, Fatso, but YOU declared yourself a classical liberal years ago.

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      Yep and to give pro tips you have to be a pro. And to be a pro you have to make money at what you’re giving tips about. Not living off mom’s inheritance and begging publicly.

    • Pakimon says:

      Another Pro tip: if you see “Scientist of love” in somebody’s Twitter bio, that means they’re an overweight, sniveling douchebag who ain’t gotten laid in at least 20 years. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Yeah, those always turn out to be hoaxes. Which is too bad, because it would be kind of cool if supernatural stuff really happened. Oh, well. At least we can still love science sexually.