Charles has a good day

With the bad news piling up against Trump, the miserable shut in and fat overweight blogger is having a good day.

Charles is a miserable soul who can only have a good day at someone else’s expense.

Charles, nobody wants to pinch you.

114 Comments on “Charles has a good day”

  1. Octopus says:

    As if any of the voters on either side are really going to be convinced to change their votes because of some illicit pussy-talk by crude mensfolkes. 😆

    Chunky, your heroine destroyed women who were raped and/or abused by your hubby and other man-critters. Go eat some poopie. 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    Regarding Trump, this was a bad couple of days. He looks like a dumb effing sexist pig, in the light of these remarks. Not winning lots of undecideds. Oh, well. There are still a few weeks left to make it a real contest.

    • This tape was released too soon to have any clout. Had it been within a week of the election, we might be looking at negatives. The anti-Trumpers blew their adolescent wad early.

  3. Octopus says:

    The only team I root for that is looking really strong this year is Michigan Wolverines football. I see a team on the brink of national championship contender-status, with a couple of spots that need a bit of improvement. All in all, Jim Harbaugh has a marvelous team, composed of former-coach Fatty McFatpants Brody-Hoke’s recruits and his own great bunch of kids.

    Leading Rutgers 78-zip in the fourth. Hail, hail. Etc. 😆

    • Abu penispenispenislol says:

      Did MU cover? Putting up 78 on your host is bad form, imho. And I hate Rutgers.

      • Octopus says:

        That was personal, Abu. The Rutgers coach got all indignant and lippy last summer, because Harbaugh is raiding New Jersey for hot prospects. They had an exchange through the media. When Michigan went for two on their fourth TD, I knew this game was going to be similar to the bear-mauling scene in “The Revenant,” with the bear coming back for more and more blood.

  4. Octopus says:

    Another bought-and-paid “scientist” takes it up the proverbial poop-chute, and nobody seems to care.

  5. PeteP says:

    I’ll be laughing my head off at Fatso if Trump wins.

  6. Bunk X says:

  7. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning and Pakimog ready for NFL football!

    Today, Pakimog’s Eagles

    travel to Detroit to battle Octo’s Lions!

  8. Pakimon says:

    abu’s Chicago bears travel to Indiantown to battle baby horses.

  9. Pakimon says:

    Pineapple’s San Diego Chargers travel to Land of Oak to battle Raiders

    • pineapple says:

      Usually the Bolts lose the game in the last few minutes after appearing to have the game well in hand. That has happened 3 times so far this year.

      I have a feeling this Raider game will be different though …. I expect the Bolts to be blown out early today.

  10. rightymouse says:

    Bet Fatass blocked this gal….

    • gizbot7 says:

      Eggzachary. I do talk like a sailor but passed on that book.

    • Arachne says:

      Danielle Steele got RICH RICH RICH oft soft porn rape fantasy books.

      • Bunk X says:

        Danielle Fernandes Dominique Schuelein-Steel (born August 14, 1947), better known by the name Danielle Steel, is an American novelist, currently the best selling author alive and the fourth bestselling author of all time, with over 800 million copies sold.

        Beed has read all of them.

  11. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog’s Jaguars have bye week so cheerleaders concentrate on boob saving crusade!

  12. Pakimon says:

    And finally, Pakimog submit this specimen of football manliness to thrill and titillate ladyfolk so they make sammiches for menfolk with renewed and enthusiastic vigor! 😀

  13. rightymouse says:

  14. Octopus says:

    Remember when Chunky said, “Hell yeah, I’m an SJW!” Yeah, he’d fit right in with this bunch.

    • rightymouse says:

      And for a guy who uses the eff word constantly in a public forum, his pearl clutching over Trump’s potty mouth smacks of hypocritical sanctimony. Besides. Trump ain’t running to be Pope.

  15. rightymouse says:

    Fatso tweets this like it’s a bad thing. 😆

  16. rightymouse says:

    Fatso being…well..Fatso…

  17. Octopus says:

    How short is too short? Is there such a thing as “too short,” or is such criticism merely the patriarchal ninnymuggins trying to control women’s choices?

  18. ISpeakJive says:

    Bill Clinton’s victims:

  19. Octopus says:

    This is good stuff.

    • Octopus says:

      Hey, why didn’t the link show up? I’ll try again.

      • Octopus says:

        Okay, fine. Facebook, I will live to see you defeated. 😡

        Search “James T Harris Donald Trump lewd comments = Democrat Double Standards Rant”

  20. Octopus says:

    Pak, I’m really sorry about today’s game. That fumble was bizarre. The Eagles deserved to win this game.

  21. Octopus says:

    This was an interesting read. It might even be true.

    The “Pussygrab” Trump Recording Was An Orchestrated Release By The Republican Establishment
    October 8, 2016 by CH

    The timeline of the released 2005 recording of a private conversation Trump had with Billy Bush in which Trump bantered casually about picking up women, and the subsequent canned and coordinated nature of the responses from the usual GOP establishment cucks (the whole Party as of this writing), lead me to believe thecunt (“hillary clinton” for you new readers) was not the primary operative behind this ambush, (although I believe thecunt campaign worked closely with the GOPe to strategize an ideal time for release of the tape and their responses). It’s likely instead that the BUSH family orchestrated this tawdry distraction from their looting of heritage America. MPCer Hateful Heretic explains,

    As I was out blowing my salary on hipster artisanal brunch with my wife, it became to me patently obvious this was a coordinated hit by the GOP, not the Clinton campaign, on the Donald. This is revenge for him calling Jeb Bush a f****t until he cried right on live TV.

    Remember, the original plan was to have Jeb run against Hillary. All these people belong to the same social circle, and Democrat loyalists would have been most comfortable with Hillary, who is legitimately disliked by everyone, losing to another Bush. The reverse was the same as well. Hillary-level corruption is something the upper leadership of the GOP knows how to play ball with. As the GOP field expanded, Rubio became Plan B. The Democrats had no Plan B, which is why Bernie’s surprising popularity was met with such panic.

    Now, if you believe that Jeb Bush’s cousin had this tape for 11 years, but no one in the family knew about it until yesterday, you’re a half-witted chromosomal aberration who needs a full-time caretaker to help you not piss all over the bathroom every time you’ve gotta go. Of course they knew about it. The original plan was to use this to knock out Trump when he was the last man standing against ¡Jeb!, but it became obvious within about six hours of the primaries actually getting underway that no one was going to vote for George’s uglier, dorkier brother. Li’l Marco imploded immediately afterward, meaning the Bushes’ Plan B also failed.

    If you remember the end of the primary, there were a number of articles written about how the GOPe loathed Ted Cruz as much or even more than Donald Trump. By the time we were halfway through the primaries, it was obvious that Trump was the favorite to win with Cruz as a long-shot second. Neither of those two men are people the Bush-Chamber of Commerce complex had any interest in risking the presidency to. Even though Cruz had less of a shot than The Donald, Hillary Clinton is such a toxic, vile witch that neither man was certain to lose on his own. And while Cruz is a craven opportunist, he had a vested political interest in actually implementing at least some of Trump’s agenda that he had co-opted, such as actually securing the border. Plus, Cruz enjoys making leftists and centrists hate him.

    No doubt the Bushes had dirt on Cruz, but everyone knows that nothing you have on Cruz is ever going to be as salacious as a good Trump story. That’s why, at the Convention, the GOP moved aggressively to shut down #NeverTrump rules shenanigans, particularly the bit about unbinding delegates, many of whom were Cruz loyalists. There was a risk that they might actually work, Cruz would steal the nomination, and then the Party would be unable to take him down in time to ensure a Clinton victory.

    So they moved to block Ted Cruz’s hail Mary pass, ensured Trump’s nomination, and held onto this juicy piece. This has all the appearance of a coordinated hit. The guys expressing their shock and horror are guys who knew Denny Hastert was f**king boys, didn’t think Bawney Fwank’s homo brothel was a big deal, and rented vagina from Deborah Palfrey. Paul Ryan’s endorsement of Trump was half-hearted from the beginning, and Jeb had canned outrage cued up and ready to go. The Republicans rescinding their endorsements are the usual suspects whose voting record shows they would rather have Clinton than Trump in charge even if our guy was still on his first wife, never viewed a porno, and waited until marriage.

    I don’t think Ted Cruz was in on it. Ted Cruz isn’t in on things. Cruz is just sitting there, looking like a retard, not knowing what’s going on. If he pulls his endorsement, he’s not going to be let into the GOP Klub 4 Kool Kidz. If he doesn’t, his legions of Principled Suicide Cultists won’t forgive him. His career is over. I wouldn’t be surprised if the GOPe pushed him into this endorsement specifically so that he’d take maximum collateral damage when they dropped the tape.

    The goal isn’t to take out Trump in some quixotic quest to win with a True Conservative in 2020. That’s #NeverTrump-level retardation, and the Bushes aren’t retards. The goal is to stop saboteurs from f**king up this global world order they think they’re just a few boatloads of Somali rapefugees away from perfecting, an order they want to be on top of regardless of which party wins.

    There isn’t enough [REDACTED. HI NSA!] in the world for these scummy, back-stabbing GOPe cucks and their globohomo Bezosian paymasters. God willing Americans wake up soon to the malevolent machinations of the GOPe traitors, and swallow the Vengeance Pill so that they are steeled for the necessary job ahead. Please clap (for the gallows).

    An alternative (or perhaps complementary) theory is that thecunt campaign first got hold of the tape and then informed the GOPe they were running with it, to which the GOPe happily cosigned seeing an opportunity to take down Trump. This theory assumes that yesterday’s WikiLeaks dump of thecunt’s Goldman Sachs speeches influenced the campaign’s timing of the tape release. They were probably aiming to release it closer to election day (to maximize its gotcha power) but WikiLeaks happened and they had to rush the release to distract from that very bad news for thecunt (and ofc the media shills are dutifully falling in line with this plan).

    CH commenter hitrestart1 adds,

    Ryan scheduled the rally with Trump only after he found out about the audio. He colluded with the Dems and media to ambush Trump with this audio, then publicly revoke the invitation in an effort to humiliate Trump.

    I’d curse your soul if you had one, Ryan.

    The good news is that no matter how much you corrupt traitors plot and collude you STILL can’t take Teflon Don out.

    PS The Wall Street Journal for Endless H-1B Visas confirms that the “pussygrab” tape was an inside hit job by GOP establishment cucks looking to deep-six The Trumpening and siphon money from his campaign. This is clarifying. Better to have our enemies shooting us in the front than stabbing us in the back. It wonderfully focuses minds on the scum traitors who have outed themselves.

  22. Octopus says:

    This is the subject of Trump’s pussygrab jesting talking about, nay, gushing over her interaction with the Donald on the set of her soap opera. Includes a clip of his appearance on the show. Doesn’t she seem traumatized by her experience? 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    Do ya think Shrillary will ever experience such a spontaneous, heartfelt embrace from a crowd? Something tells me no. Not in a million years.

  24. Bunk X says:

    Thank you, Charles.

  25. Bunk X says:

    14 minutes until the Stupid Show.

  26. rightymouse says:

    Hubby, son & I are ready to watch this debate. Also Jack Daniels . 🙂

  27. JimboXL says:

    Rigged debate ahead.

  28. gizbot7 says:

    She is opening the door and he needs to bust it down!

  29. gizbot7 says:

    Oh good freaking grief.

  30. rightymouse says:

    Keep her on the defense!

  31. ISpeakJive says:

    This is AMAZING.

  32. rightymouse says:

    Hillary. .blah. .blah. .blah

  33. rightymouse says:

    Trump is kicking ass!

  34. rightymouse says:

    Trump was on his game. He won!

  35. JimboXL says:

    Oops he said she’d be in jail, nailed it!

  36. Bunk X says:

    I wish he’d taken it a step further when the tax question came up. It has to do with Capital Gains being offset by Capital Losses, and anyone with any investments in the market use the same provision in the Tax Code to avoid being penalized for investing. In Trump’s case, his losses in that year dramatically exceeded his gains, so he paid nothing. Not only that, but his losses were likely spread out over 15 years and offset future gains. It’s perfectly legal.

  37. Bunk X says:

  38. JimboXL says:

    Clinton spokesmen:

  39. JimboXL says:
  40. Bunk X says:

    Should I wade into The Swamp or mine CJ’s TwitFeed? Decisions…

  41. ISpeakJive says:

    That press conference beforehand was genius. Steve Bannon was channeling Andrew Breitbart on that one!

  42. JimboXL says:

    Once again, whenever there would be a response, Clinton still could not break from the preprogrammed canned rehearsed responses. All she could do was put on that dumb fake smile and reply in the inhuman synthetic rehearsed way she does to everything.

    It was almost embarrassing. One point that illustrates this was very well was Hillary again making some canned soapbox comment about It being good that someone like Trump wasn’t in charge of the law. That was her rehearsed lined and Trump off the cuff replies “because you’d be in jail.”

  43. Bunk X says:

  44. Octopus says:

    Even Fatass knows Trump crushed Shrillary, when this is his last bleat of the night. 😆

    Reading over the reviews of the night at Real Clear Politics, it’s really clear that Trump cleaned her robotic clock. The polls aren’t looking great these days, but that could change just enough by election day if Trump stays on point and capitalizes on gains made in this tussle.

    How about those moderators, though? Pure class, all the way. Cooper’s opening salvo on the old pussygrab blather was just precious. The SJW’s could be heard howling in outrage over Trump’s sexual assault of the soap opera actress, which never happened, while Slick Willie pored over the rancid details in his own memory of actual rapes he committed.