Dang those Little Green Footballs Pop Up Ads.

This is odd because Charles used to rail about pop-ups ads, like this:


I decided to see for myself what was complaining about, so I clicked on Little Green Footballs and sure enough the content-blocking pop up was there, but something was different.


Yeah, that’s a genuine screencap, but I’m not sure just what to make of it. Maybe if Charles Johnson posted some original content, even occasionally, he could eliminate the begging buffer and get more traffic. Maybe he could put his blog on the market and find someone to run it into the ground for him.

[Psst… Hey Gus. It’s me, Charles. Have I got a deal for you…]


157 Comments on “Dang those Little Green Footballs Pop Up Ads.”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles needs all the cash he can get since he’s way too old and fat to peddle his bicycle to Iowa.


    A bachelor’s degree in social justice… now that’s something in high demand in today’s job market. 😆

  2. Pakimon says:

    The money quote:

    As of now, the school does not anticipate that the program will require any additional costs, since it will be housed in the Department of Gender, Women’s, and Sexuality Studies, which could help persuade the regents to approve the new program during their Thursday meeting.

    Department of Gender, Women’s, and Sexuality Studies?

    And the special snowflakes wonder why they’re unemployed and living in mommy and daddy’s basement after they graduate.

    What the heck, it’s all great fun. As long as someone else is paying for it. 😆

  3. Pakimon says:

    If it’s any solace for the special snowflakes, once they’re settled in the basement, they’ll discover it’s the perfect place to launch a Gus type career track.

    I will PT you.
    6 hours ago

    Full Metal Jacket Opening Scene youtu.be/3j3_iPskjxk
    6 hours ago

    6 hours ago

    No shit. twitter.com/Mediaite/statu…
    7 hours ago

    Steve Miller Band – Jet Airliner youtu.be/mGF_0AcHaGs
    7 hours ago

    Clint Eastwood is nuts. I’m good.
    7 hours ago

    Fuck yeah.
    7 hours ago

    I’m a liberal. I still find Clint Eastwood fascinating.
    7 hours ago

    170 Greatest Clint Eastwood Quotes youtu.be/K1vZq3bTS_Y
    7 hours ago

    Dirty Dozen (1967) – General Inspection youtu.be/bJJHSsLhE24
    7 hours ago

    Just remember… free wi-fi is key to success! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Criticism makes Fatass vewwy, vewwy angwy!

      I wonder why he didn’t tell him to fuck himself.

      • Pakimon says:

        The guy apparently doesn’t realize what hard work it is to push back and debunk the bad craziness from the right-wing.

        Such hard work requires lots of fuel.

        Cheetos and Mountain Dew aren’t free and don’t get The Jazzy Ponytail started on the cost of avocado and artisanal cheese. 😆

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      He finds Clint Eastwood fascinating? Clint to Gus.

  4. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Unfortunately, this dishonest idiot is even more popular than ever on the right. Included in Google News. @SkippyChurch @gatewaypundit
    12 hours ago
    And Hoft didn’t just push a lie; he doctored images to try to hoodwink people lgf.bz/1lkefO9 @gatewaypundit
    12 hours ago
    Jim Hoft’s career should have been over when he pushed this outright lie lgf.bz/1obB9lw @gatewaypundit https://t.co/zlsdkqvxPi
    12 hours ago

    Then Chunky’s career should have been over when he pushed that Weiner’s weiner was hacked by Breitbart. Or a legit military hat was a racist KKK hat. Or any other number of idiotic things. How about that that Shrillery’s email server scandal was a “nothingburger”. Right, one that resulted in an FBI investigation, her giving multiple conflicting versions/lies and now plays prominently in this election? Give it up Fatso. You’re too fat, old and stupid to be a player. And criticizing gay journalists is just another sign you’re a dinosaur and a bigot.

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    Pathetic, to be honest.

    How this 63 year old shut-in who plays all day on the internet and has the balls to ask for donations for a new used car moralizes about anything is beyond me.

  6. Juan Epstein says:

    And who the fuck is “us”?

  7. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    It’s amazing how the MSM have disappeared this guy’s question to Shrilldabeast. If you search for the quote in Google you will see no ABC, CNN, NBC, MSNBC, CBS, WaPo, NY Times, LA Times etc…

    Navy veteran Lt. John Lester

    As a Naval flight officer I held the top secret sensitive compartmentalized information clearance. And that provided me access with materials and information highly sensitive to our war fighting capabilities. Had I communicated this information not following the prescribed protocols I would have been prosecuted and imprisoned. Secretary Clinton, how can you expect those such as myself who are and were trusted with America’s most sensitive information to have any confidence in your leadership as president when you clearly corrupted our national security.

    Despite her answer being just more lies.

  8. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    After saying the phrase “Make America Great Again” is a racist dog whistle it is now found that former Preezydunce Grabby Azz used it himself to promote Shrilldabeast in ’08. This the level of scumbag that are the Clintons. It’s near the end at about the 45 sec. mark.


  9. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    RT @bambula: @soledadobrien I live next to Russia. I cannot believe this is happeneing, Putin wants to invade us again and take back Baltic…
    5 minutes ago
    RT @eclecticbrotha: @soledadobrien Looks like Donald has every GOP operative out to praise Vlad Putin today.
    6 minutes ago
    RT @soledadobrien: Apologists for Putin is where we are in the election cycle. twitter.com/hughhewitt/sta…
    6 minutes ago

    Gus, the 1980s are calling, they want their foreign policy back. Dude the Cold War’s over. Did you learn about Russia watching Rocky IV? What decade are you living in?


    • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

      Putin is a better leader than Obama.

      Doesn’t make him a good person, a good ally, or pro-American, or whatever Stupidad O’Brien is mewling about here, since obviously she didn’t read the actual quote.

      But he’s a better leader than Obama.

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        I don’t even consider Obungle a leader. His foreign policy is a muddled mess. His Syrian ultimatum made him a mockery. His only “accomplishment”, Obamacare was a complete disaster. His jobs policies have created nothing but low wage service jobs. I don’t think he does anything other than fund raise with the rich/celebs, golf and read speeches from a teleprompter.

  10. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Ignorant Facebook treats an iconic Vietnam anti-war symbolic image as child porn. Demands it be pixalized.


  11. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    They gave a fairly plausible explanation for the ear piece hullabaloo. It’s actually just a trick of the light in that particular image. The bright lights are shining on her ear so that the inverted inner bowl of the outer ear can trick the eye to appear like something bulbous. Probably true. But it’s what you get when you play Hide The Candidate for 279 days, jack asses. They did that shit to Bush when he was out there running normally and doing press conferences and rallies and debates.


    Bush’s mystery bulge
    The rumor is flying around the globe. Was the president wired during the first debate?

    You made the game crooked progturds, we’re all just playing it now.

  12. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Trump’s going to restore the good old days!

    • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

      Where did you get a picture of Gus???

      • Octopus says:

        It was the security cameras, for better or worse, that “forced” our Gus into the alley behind the Safeway, working hard for his Sterno allowance. Working hard, or hardly working? Depends on the night. Sometimes it’s a breeze, and other times there are street hassles endemic to the trade.

  13. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    This might be a true story. But the only thing Shrillery took from it was that men bullied her when she took her LSAT. She doesn’t mention any empathy that the reason they didn’t want women taking it then is they were hoping to pass and get a college draft deferment. So they didn’t have to get their asses shot off in Vietnam. Something she didn’t have to worry about.


    • Octopus says:

      Every time some celebrity comes out with an “I was bullied!” sob-story these days, which is just about every day, I can only snort in derision. Nobody fucking bullied that bitch on wheels, believe me. She’d have chopped off their penis and fed it to them, or just murdered them outright. Give me a break!

      • gizbot7 says:

        You ain’t kidding. All you have to do is read a book or perform a few Google searches and it’s crystal clear that this bitch WAS the bully her entire life. Still is to the unfortunate poor souls who are tasked with guarding her and kissing her Clinton ring. Ugh.

  14. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    n case you were wondering, Michele Bachmann is still as loony as ever. https://t.co/avX1ejFCzj
    39 minutes ago
    Nothing screams “right wing piety” like making fun of a woman’s intelligence lgf.bz/2cbWFKs https://t.co/R2l1HojitH
    1 hour ago
    GOHMERT! Religious Conservatives Laugh as Louie Says Hillary is “Mentally Impaired” lgf.bz/2cbWFKs https://t.co/hM62PhSWt1
    1 hour ago

    But making fun of them as loony TOTALLY OK!

  15. rightymouse says:

    **cough** Sarah Palin **cough**

  16. Juan Epstein says:

    “Shrieking Harpy”

  17. Juan Epstein says:


  18. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    This isn’t the first time Powell hasn’t been entirely honest, either. @JamesFallows https://t.co/2IehpumlUC
    2 hours ago

    So you’re saying you don’t trust black men to tell the truth? That;’s really racist.

  19. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Isn’t it ironic that Chunky wastes no time calling Colin Powell a liar when his own candidate has been caught in countless lies and apparent crimes. That’s some shifting standard.

  20. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:


  21. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:


    Sure when it’s Occupy Wall Street crapping wherever they want for weeks the progs cheer them on. But if it’s a patriotic display “Sorry kids. It’s just the rules. I have to tear them all down”.

    “You know if you want, you’re allowed to put posters up you can but you need to get permission from the student government to do that,” she told YAF students who put up the posters. “Otherwise, I have to take them down because they need a stamp…So that’s why I’m taking them down so you understand.”

    “You can go into the student services center, it’s on the second floor, it’s a free speech area, anybody can be there, but you can’t put stuff on buildings,” she continued.

    So why didn’t she just wait until they procured the permission? It wouldn’t be because she’s a libturd cow would it?

    • Octopus says:

      She should be horse-whipped in the public square, by vets in wheelchairs and friends of firefighters who died that day. And then set upon by vicious dogs. None of that will happen, but it should.

      • rightymouse says:

        Tar & feathers….

        • ISpeakJive says:

          OMG, I have to not only take ’em down, but tear ’em to shreds right this minute because they aren’t stamped! So it costs you money and effort to do it again the right way, ‘cus I don’t like your message.

          She should really get a different job, maybe body-searching 7th graders for Midol or something.

          This is the kind of infuriating shit the American Revolution was fought over. And I’m not exaggerating.

      • poteen2 says:

        Saddleback is my local JC. Went there many years ago. My daughter graduated their RN program a few years ago. Was a good school. If purple haired, leftover hippie hags are running that place now,,, whoa. Get ready.
        Winter is coming

  22. Octopus says:

    What frickin’ decade is Fatass living in, to say something so idiotic? The Fifties? Maybe the early Sixties, in the Deep South?

    The Stones are as mainstream as the Beatles, and about as threatening as Henry Winkler selling some burial insurance on TV. Ooohhh, Satan is scary!

  23. Octopus says:


    Led to this:

    Okay, it was a dumb idea. At first glance, you might think the store was making light of the atrocity. I don’t think that was the intent, though. I’m inclined to forgive this one, on the grounds that everyone is entitled to one stupid mistake. It’s when they keep repeating their offensive dumbth, like Anthony’s Weiner and Chunky The Idiot Circus Boy, that people need to shun them from polite society and refuse to support whatever dreary hustle they’re hawking.

  24. Octopus says:

    Heheh…some dumb libturd thinks Chunky is a Lefty Playa, whose promotion of their “hilarious” video will net big views and shit. 😆

    Hold your sides, and gird your loins, because this is about the funniest thing you will ever see. I mean, it’s a laff-riot. Such cutting-edge satire has not been seen since the racists cancelled Flip Wilson’s show.

  25. Octopus says:

    I got some good laffs out of this one. 😆

  26. ISpeakJive says:

    Oh, it’s up to $33 billion in cash to Iran, now. There’s some gold bullion in there as well.


    I was gonna say I look forward to Chunky fat-splaining this, but actually, I don’t, LOL.

  27. That’s utterly hilarious that the toilet picture is in there with his money beg. That toilet in all likelihood serves as Charles’ regular desk chair!

    • TreBob says:

      In the “office”.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That’s not how I would design a toilet for fatties. Just make it a big diameter disk with the hole in the middle. Kinda like a giant tractor seat. No wings, no moveable parts, no leverage, better support, no chance of breakage. Any size butt could use it.

      What if somebody leaves the wings out and you forget to move ’em in and you fall in?

      Hmmm. I have an idea for a business. Anybody want in? We can call it Little Green Toilet seats, and let everybody wonder why “little” is in the name, when they are for fat people. We could have “Junior” from Hee-Haw be the spokesperson. Is he still alive? Or Chunky could do it. He needs the moola. But that might dampen sales.

  28. rightymouse says:

    AAAAAARGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fatso is too clueless know that this is effing ANNOYING!!!!

  29. JimboXL says:

    I find it so fascinating that Dims are blaming Russia for absolutely everything now. Trump wins and they will say Russia hacked the election and we need a redo. They are now on a witch hunt, looking for Russians hiding under beds, in closets and in server bathrooms.

  30. Octopus says:

    Patricia Ann Spann, also known as Patricia Ann Clayton, and her daughter Misty Velvet Dawn Spann

    Mother, Daughter Who Married After Mom Divorced Son Are Charged With Incest
    September 8, 2016 @ 5:51 PM

    By Sierra Marquina

    A mom in Duncan, Oklahoma, has been arrested and charged with incest for marrying her daughter after divorcing her son, the Associated Press reports.

    According to the AP, Patricia Ann Spann, 43, and her daughter, Misty Velvet Dawn Spann, were charged with incest on Wednesday, September 7, after appearing at Stephens County district court.

    Police learned about their marriage last month after a child welfare investigation. According to the AP, Patricia told a child services investigator that she’d lost custody of her children and that they were adopted by their grandmother. According to a police affidavit, Patricia reunited with her daughter, 25, and claimed that she thought the marriage was legal because her name isn’t listed on her daughter’s birth certificate.

    The 43-year-old woman had previously married her son, whose name is not listed, in 2008. The son filed for an annulment 15 months later, citing incest, the AP reports.

    The women — who wore matching Superwoman shirts in their mug shots — are each being held on a $10,000 bond at Stephens County Jail.

    • TreBob says:

      Yeah. Sorry about those two. A lot of us are hoping they moved here from Arkansas or something.

      If there’s a bright side, they are doing to scam some gov cash and not really “in love” per se.

      (how embarrassing)

      • Octopus says:

        Oh, thank God! I thought it was sexy love. And the brother got an annulment due to incest, so…you can understand my fear. 😆

        They do make a cute couple, though. Here’s another son, not the one she married — bet they were a match made in Heaven, too.

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        Yeah she seems like the kind of woman that masterminds things and the kids call “Maw” instead of Mama. Like “Maw told to me to sign some papers so the guverment would send us a check for Junior’s diapers and formulas. So I dun dun it”

        • Octopus says:

          Or, “We was poor, so we all slept in the same bed, until we was growed up…”

          Okay, we can stop there. 😆

  31. Octopus says:

    Fatass retweeted:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

  32. Octopus says:

    Critical series with the O’s starts off right with a hard-fought win. Back into a tie for the wildcard. Indians refuse to lose, so the division race still looks tough, even though we have 7 head-to-head games left. Cleveland leads that season series 11-1, so maybe we should focus on beating Baltimore right now.

  33. Octopus says:

    When songs were about the dance you were supposed to do to the song. Wonder what Chunky’s song and dance would be…suggestions welcome.

    “Do the Tweet,
    It’s aw-reet.”

  34. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:


    LOL! Chunky’s hatred of this fine woman is palpable. He craps on her every chance he gets because he hates strong Christian women with high college degrees and careers he could never achieve as a dull normal guitar loser idiot and penniless internet begger. Plus she’s gorgeous and he could never have her which is why the old fat misogynist has deemed her “crazy eyed”.

    Here’s what Chunk hatefully calls crazy eyed.

    Plus she’s worth 3 $mil which Chunk would clearly kill his poor old mother for if she weren’t already dead and he hadn’t already blown all her money on being a failure on the internet.


  35. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Michele Bachmann with daughters.

  36. Octopus says:

    Hell On Earth Department


    The only fitting punishment for this man is to release him into the custody of his wife, and fit him with an ankle bracelet to make sure he stays put. 😆

    Okay, that’s cruel and unusual. Give him a bus ticket and $500, and set him free.

  37. Pakimon says:

    Lots of peevishness and rage directed at Univision by someone who will be forever known as a portly sniveling dickhead. 😆

  38. Pakimon says:

    Pakimog say it a beautiful Saturday morning and time for college football!

    Today, The Florida Gators host Kentucky Wildcats in SEC slugfest. To give Gators good luck in today’s battle, Pakimog unleash the power.

    The power of underboobs!

  39. Octopus says:

    What if Chunky was young, rich and attractive, but still every bit the douchenozzle and Fail Artiste he has been since 2009?

    Let’s find out:

  40. Octopus says:

    Looking forward to season deux! 😆

  41. rightymouse says:

    It’s a beautiful day here in NE Ohio. 🙂
    Getting ready for another onslaught of guests for yet another pool party. Son has turned 22. Have no idea where all the time has gone!

  42. Octopus says:

    I heard some libturd rhapsodizing about the “late great Allen Ginsberg, the greatest poet of our time” on NPR yesterday. ACCHH! I had to read all his shit when I was embroiled in English Lit in college. Once in awhile one of his lines bubbles up into my consciousness still, and has to be forced back into the Discard Bin. Stupid hippies he inspired now run all the colleges, and the only consolation is that their Frankenstein’s Monster of SJWs have turned on them with full fury. Popcorn!

    If you want to know where Ginsberg is coming from, and where the hippies all had to go, at least for a time, read “America.” It’s pretty much all there, though “Howl” is the more popular and well-known poem. Have a barf bag handy. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Robert Frost he ain’t….
        “America I used to be a communist when I was a kid and I’m not sorry.
        I smoke marijuana every chance I get.
        I sit in my house for days on end and stare at the roses in the closet.
        When I go to Chinatown I get drunk and never get laid.
        My mind is made up there’s going to be trouble.
        You should have seen me reading Marx. ”

        Fortunately, I didn’t read his drivel in college. Studied the classics.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          Why does he have roses in his closet???????

          I did read about an interior designer in the Wall Street Journal this morning that said you should always wallpaper your closets. Yeah, I’ll get to that right after my asshole bleaching appointment.

          Somehow, I doubt that’s what Mr. NothingRhymes Man was referring to.

          • Octopus says:

            Question: Should I bleach my asshole before or after I have it waxed? Can you do both on the same day? Thanx!

          • Octopus says:

            Note: you should NEVER wallpaper your closets. Unless you want your teenage son to move in there, and then be afraid to come out. NTTAWWT.

  43. Octopus says:

    Underboob in full effect, today. 🙂

    Shorts are a little short, too. Desperation? I mean, there’s a lot of pressure for her new album to do well, after her last one bombed. Showing up looking ratchet at a London pub is one way to ensure some pub-licity.

    Good luck, Gaga!

    • B a dick 4 jeezus says:

      I can’t watch this right now due to sleeping wife
      but I will tomorrow after church. So cool seeing her next to that dusty Roland. I love her talent and despite being worth many millions that she would perform there is very cool.

  44. Octopus says:

    Oh, she said it, Fatass. Called half the country a “basket of deplorables.” Own it, bitch! 😆


  45. gizbot7 says:

    Just took a dip in the swamp – who the F puts their own tweets into their own blogs timeline? Freaky and desperate.

  46. Octopus says:

    Because she IS an ape. So are we all. Apes from Africa. Surely Mr. Evolution Huskypants should be pointing this scientific fact out to all 8 of his followers.

    • Octopus says:

      Heheh…okay, I just got around to finishing this video, where Ben goes off on Milo and Moran. I have my own diffs with Shapiro, who is a leetle bit too exacting in his standards of pc-ness for his own conservative side, even while he is being lambasted as a Nazi by the Left himself. Ben, there’s a Big Picture, and you do have to choose a side, when there are really only two sides in a political election. Also, Milo is not a candidate, he’s a character — the responsibilities are not the same. So relax, Ben. Consider who is the lesser of two evils, and commit a little bit, just for the next two months or so. Then go hog-wild, whatever.

      • Octopus says:

        P.S, I like being an ape, and exploring my ape-ness, even while attempting to explore my “higher consciousness” as a highfalutin’ Homo Sapiens ape. I’ve been to the zoo many times, and checked out the nature videos on TV and the Youtube. We have so much in common, our hairier cousins and us. I sometimes wish I had grown up like Tarzan. I think I would have been smart enough not to name a chimp “Cheetah,” at least.

  47. Octopus says:

    Speaking of which, Twitter:

  48. Octopus says:


    Here’s a must-read article about how the KGB invented the PLO, trained it, and enjoyed greater success with it in undermining Israel and the West in general than it had in any other endeavor of which I am aware. The Left are such useful idiots — remember when LGF used to talk about the Moronic Convergence all the time, between the Left and Islamofascism, of which the PLO is a steady constituent? Then he had his Moronic Conversion, and we all saw his blog go ‘splodey. Sad.

  49. Octopus says:

    OMG! I had no idea you were such an important figure on the Left, where you would draw all this attention from our White Supremacist Trump Supporters Arm Of Teh Nazi Party Of AmeriKKKa. You have really come up in the moonbat world, Chunky. Proud of you. 🙂

  50. Octopus says:

    Somebody check ISTE’s pulse, okay?

    • ISTE says:

      All that should be pulsing is pulsing fine. Slower than it used to pulse. But now it pulses with style, dedication and true feeling.

      • Octopus says:

        Okay, you can let go of it now. I understand about the slowing of the circulation. Being 57 and all. As long as you still have a pulse in your wrist, you don’t need to take the pulse anywhere else. In fact, save that energetic heartbeat for your next skin-to-skin encounter with somebody appropriate. Then go apeshit on that ass.

  51. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      Thank Christ for Snopes! 😆

      Note: Shrillary’s mike is in her cooter. Huma coos her the answers through her cooze. Nearby listeners say it sounds like a coop full of pigeons, during heavy periods of transmission, such as a national debate.

  52. ISpeakJive says:

  53. B a dick 4 jeezus says:


    Turns out Comey’s a paid for crook from way back. He should be in federal prison. Why this can only be revealed now is beyond me.

  54. Pakimog says:

    It a beautiful Sunday morning and Pakimog ready for some NFL football!

    First up, the much improved Jacksonville Jaguars host Packmen from a bay of green!

    Since power of underboob was key to blowout wins by Florida and Michigan, Pakimog unleash the power again to aide his team in quest for victory!

    • Pakimog says:

      Second up, the Philadelphia Eagles host Brown men from land of Cleve so they shall get underboob boost as well!

    • Pakimog says:

      And since Pakimog wielding power of underboob with reckless abandon, Pakimog toss some power Detroit Lions way for Octo!

    • Pakimog says:

      Pakimog didn’t want to leave abu out. Pakimog exhaust underboob power this morning so Pakimog help Bears with different power…

      The power of underbutt!

    • Pakimog says:

      Pakimog work is done! May powers of underboob and underbutt propel our teams to victory!

      Now Pakimog replenish mana that fortunately is available in 12 oz cans and bottles.

      Pakimog going to Jaguars game this afternoon so frothy ice cold mana is a must! 😀

      • Octopus says:

        Nice work, Pak! Good luck to the Jags.

        My apprehensions about the Lions’ season could be summed up as “SOL,” which means “Same Old Lions” around here. Hope springs eternal, of course. Go, SOL!

  55. rightymouse says:

    I’m sure the gals here agree. Lower hanging fruit is so much tastier!! 😆

    • Pakimog says:

      I see righty has decided to wield the power of bulge in an effort to counteract power of underboob and butt.

      No matter, Pakimog use mana to summon hike goddess who shall launch football into swarthy bulginess and propel our teams to victory!