The Master debater!

The master debater shuts down dissent once again!

Such great intellect on display.

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251 Comments on “The Master debater!”

  1. Octopus says:

    Fatass is mad because this little girl is awesome on guitar, and he blows:

    • rightymouse says:

      Friggin’ AWESOME!!!

    • ISTE says:

      LOL I was going to post about her last week on twitter asking if he thought that in 45 years time she would be eating Cheetoes and doing the Mountain Dew bottle thing all alone.

      She is very good…

  2. Octopus says:

    Question Of The Day: Do you, personally, pronounce the word “gif” with a hard “g” as in “gift,” or like a “j” as in “Jif?” I know the latter is technically correct, but I’ve always said “gif,” and I’m not changing.

  3. rightymouse says:

    Charles Johnson of LGF is a raging homophobe.

    • rightymouse says:

      So is Karoli from Crooks and Liars.

      • Arachne says:

        Well let’s see – Crooks and Liars – yep must be a pro-Beastie site.

        Oh, and Hoft has as many followers as these two clowns COMBINED. I’m sure he’s really worried about.

        Oh, and Karoli – yes, there has been someone so wrong about so much — that Fat guy your ugly mug is lusting after.

    • Octopus says:

      Nobody, but NOBODY, has a streak of wrongness about every issue that crosses his dim field of vision longer than the one boasted by Chunky McDumbth. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        I gave up counting his dumbass bloopers. From Breitbart’s menu board laptop to Weiner’s weiner in skivvies that must have been his (just to name a few), Fatso’s stupidity is jaw-dropping.

        • Octopus says:

          He’s been in a deep stupor since 2009, but there were warning signs before that. The obsessions with Vlaams Belang and creationism, for example. The Unicorn Messiah’s ascension to moonbat divinity was the last straw, after the Pam-straight-arm knocked him for a loop. It’s been all downhill ever since.

    • Bunk X says:

  4. rightymouse says:

    Son’s godparents are at a Trump Rally in Akron Ohio. 🙂
    I hope to hear everything about it later.

    • rightymouse says:

      Looks YUUUGE!!! 😆

      • Octopus says:

        The People are going to come out and vote in November. I think the current polls are skewed in Shrillary’s favor for several reasons, not the least of which is the pollster’s preference. I remember the polls having Kerry on the verge of “a landslide win over the unpopular Bush,” and we know how that turned out.

        http://www.gallup.com/poll/10687/kerry-edwards-lead-bush-double-digits-among-likely-voters.aspx

        Even the Dhimmicratic-slanted MSM is being forced to report the constant trickle of stories about Shrillary’s crooked foundation and still-bubbling email disaster. A lot of people don’t care about her corruption and incompetence, but a lot of people do.

        • rightymouse says:

          Young people tend to like Trump as well!!

          • rightymouse says:

            Millenials are having a tough time finding decent jobs. Ohio is rough for young people. I was so encouraged by the young Trumpstergal I met last week. BITE ME, FATSO!!

        • Pakimon says:

          That brings back fond memories.

          The polls had Kerry winning big and the moonbats were giddy with glee.

          On election day, the “exit polls” were showing Kerry winning handily.

          I’ll never forget the moonbats gloating cheers in the afternoon gradually turning into squeals and bleats of anguished rage as the polls closed and the real poll numbers rolled in. 😆

          • Octopus says:

            That was such a great day! Even Fatass was giddy with glee…Pre-Moronic Conversion, of course. I would post some of his gleeful gloating, but he’s got all those posts re-directed to his current bleccchhh now. What are you ashamed of, Chunky? 😆

    • rightymouse says:

  5. rightymouse says:

    Video of the rally. Skip over the beginning to when Giuliani starts talking.

  6. rightymouse says:

    Are you going to cry when Trump wins in a landslide?? Dumbass.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Leftists are such effing racists. Color of skin is EVERYTHING to them.

    • rightymouse says:

      Sandra is right. Jennifer, like Fatso who retweeted her dreck, is a racist.

      • Octopus says:

        Racism is the only tool in their kit. They are too stupid to realize that this makes them the worst racists of all. There’s zero evidence that Trump is a racist in any way, but the pre-recorded tape in Chunky’s clunky brain-pan just keeps bleating…”Racist…white supremacist…Vlaams Belang…KKK…Nazis…Cheetos…black lives matter…racist artisan cheese sandwich with racist chips…why am I so hugely obese?”

  8. pineapple says:

    Fatso’s stupidity on display again. Hannity is not a journalist as he has said many times.

    However, it’s not like there is any evidence that “real journalists” are in the tank for Shillary though.

  9. Octopus says:

    You’ve embarrassed yourself enough on this matter, Fatass — no need for you to talk further on the email disaster. Yes, the “nothingburger,” that required the buying of an FBI director to try and bury, and it still won’t stay buried, despite the entire media being in Shrillary’s deep pockets. What’s the deal? 😆

  10. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Taking daughter #2 to college later today. #1 went last week. (they’re twins). This breaks me up.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      This is great too. Obviously from the sixties. First Monica Z. is chatting with some dick head producer who will definitely come on to her later. But she’s focused on a run through with the Americans (Bill Evans trio). They’re bemused but game. Result: iconic version.

      • Octopus says:

        I remember those emotional times like it was yesterday, DJ. You’re happy they’re going to college, but you’re also scared for them, and sad to see them leave. It’s rough, but you adjust. Nowadays you can easily stay in closer touch with kids leaving the nest. I think I called home twice between September and Thanksgiving, the first time I moved to a dorm. Of course I was 20 years old, not 18. Not sure I had a phone in my dorm room.

  11. Octopus says:

    The snobbery! 😆

  12. Octopus says:

    Fatass is worried:

    @GlennF Yup. All we can do is work to make sure it IS a landslide. The Trump campaign has enabled the worst people in the US.
    8 hours ago
    @GlennF But there aren’t many people like that in politics. Hillary’s what we have, and she’s WAY better than the GOP’s racist clown.
    8 hours ago
    @GlennF I actually made exactly that point months ago when this all started. I wished for another candidate like Obama.
    8 hours ago
    How did this country ever get to the point where a deranged carnival sideshow barker is actually close to being elected president? Unreal.
    9 hours ago

    They wanted “another Obama,” and they got Shrillary. The Worst Person In The World! 😆

  13. Arachne says:

    Almost sixteen months into his big GoFundMe and he still isn’t halfway there. Oh look! SUDDENLY this “Kim Rivera” gives him $100. Wasn’t there a Kim Rivera that went AWOL and deserted her post? Is it the same one? Fatass attracts FELONS?

    (I figure I might as well wildly speculate about him since he’s so happy to do it to others).

    And I still believe he hasn’t raised even half that amount. He takes it out and dumps it back in to jump start it so he doesn’t look like a total failure. Except….he does.

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    The new shtick

    /1

  15. Juan Epstein says:

    Doesnt make you seem

    /2

  16. Juan Epstein says:

    Like a journalist or pundit.

    /3

  17. Juan Epstein says:

    You’re playing dress up in a virtual world.

    /4

  18. Octopus says:

    Spidey senses a-tinglin’. /1

  19. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Do the Tigers have any chance of getting into the postseason, Octo? They are trending in the wrong direction and KC is 9-1 in he last 10 and ready to roll over your guys. What say you?

    Well, since you axed, I’m loving the Cubs being 34 games over .500 with a chance to win #80 later tonight in San Diego. Texas and Washington DC have 73 wins each.

    I’ll hang-up and listen for my answer.

    • Abu Brown says:

      *the, not he. Rats.

    • Octopus says:

      They have a chance, but they have to make hay right now with a soft spot in the schedule. Injuries have crippled this team, along with terrible seasons from the likes of Justin Upton and Anibel Sanchez, both of whom are showing signs of recovery. I don’t see us catching the Indians, but we’re right in the hunt for the wildcard. Especially if we are rejoined very soon by Iglesias, Castellano and Zimmerman very soon, as expected. Maybin came back in the last game, and resumed his role as sparkplug right away.

      And here come the Royals, sneaking back into the fight. A few weeks ago they were about ten games back. Screw those sneaky bastards!

      Congrats on the Cubs season thus far. This is the year they need to win it all. No pressure. Not like there’s a Lions-esque legacy of shame surrounding the club. 😉

  20. ISTE says:

    Off we go..

  21. Octopus says:

    This is excellent. Still can’t believe the gall of this paid-off Feeb.

  22. Octopus says:

    When you’re the Dhimmi-candidate getting trolled by Huffpo, perhaps it’s time to consider your strategy moving forward.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/08/23/huffpos-ryan-grim-heckles-clinton-foundation-twitter-think-oligarchs/

  23. Frank Simclair (Peeping through windows a specialty) says:

    Wow. Five days between posts now.

    I think you’ve run out of things to say.

    • Ron Jeremy says:

      Frank Sinclair’s mom hasn’t run out of things to say.

      It’s just that my pecker has been in her mouth for the last five days.

      Wow indeed…. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      What do you care Sparky? Regulars aren’t complaining.
      What happened? Did your neighbors install blinds so you can’t look in on ’em anymore?

      Besides, we have, you know, JOBS and stuff. Unlike your hairy butt.

    • pineapple says:

      Shouldn’t you be stealth down-dinging those who don’t follow the narrative on Little Green Snotballs?

      When you do post on LGF which isn’t often, they upding you out of pity.

      It’s nice to know that you read every post here Frankie. Just an FYI, life doesn’t revolve around blogging, reading comments, and tweeting all day like it does for you and the other LGF slime.

    • rightymouse says:

      I see Stink Claire slithered in and left a typical nonsensical dropping. Eff off little boy.

  24. Octopus says:

    It’s a very scary word, isn’t it? Sounds dirty and mean. Of course it must be racist! 😆

  25. Octopus says:

    What a friggin’ dolt! 😆

    One of the best measures of how dumb a libturd is can be indicated by their level of adulation for this phoney-baloney Science Propaganda Tool. The dumber and more clueless they are, the more they adore this loser.

  26. Octopus says:

    Looking over Andrea Tantaros’s Instagram, I can see where Ailes might have gotten his ancient old tallywhacker in a dither. She’s not shy about posting pics in her workout gear, and other fetching attire. Some of her evening wear is rather camp, I must say.

    The city sleeps safe tonight #happyhalloween

    A post shared by Andrea Tantaros (@andrea_tantaros) on

  27. Octopus says:

    Coogan is the shit. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      What the…..????

      (Music was great, tho.)

      • Octopus says:

        That’s from the movie, “Alpha Papa,” about a fictional British TV “presenter.” It’s high-larious, if you ask me. I’ve seen Coogan in other things, and he’s always a scene-stealer.

        Note: Sometimes I sing in the car with as much enthusiasm, but not to that particular song. I favor the rawk.

    • pineapple says:

      Coogan is great. If you haven’t seen it, I highly recommend watching Alan Partridge.

  28. Octopus says:

    https://pjmedia.com/trending/2016/08/23/confirmed-army-training-slide-calling-hillary-an-insider-threat-is-real/

    The Army saw Shrillary as a real and present danger. That’s something, eh? 😆

  29. rightymouse says:

    I’d like to see Eric Bolling replace Megyn Kelly. She’s wearing a leather top with straps tonight. Very professional. Not.

    • Octopus says:

      I like Bolling, too. I have a feeling Kelly might be moving on from Fox News pretty soon. She wants a network high-profile gig, supposedly. Go work for CBS, honey.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I have a theory. She might be starting to get hot flashes. She’s in the age window. If she starts flushing and dripping from her temples during a live broadcast, that would not be good.
      I think that might be why she cut her hair short, to get it off the back of her neck.

      If so, then she has my deepest sympathies!!!!!!!!!!!

      • rightymouse says:

        She’s pimping herself. Don’t get me wrong. I like seeing attractive conservative, intelligent women on tv. I don’t understand why she wants to project a sexual image instead of emphasizing her intelligence.

  30. Bunk X says:

    http://michellemalkin.com/2006/07/28/abusing-kids-for-art/

    The bitch is evil.

    Q: Your images have certainly caused an uproar. What do you say to people who call you a child abuser?

    A: I think they’re insane…Maybe getting kids to cry isn’t the nicest thing to do, but I’m not causing anyone permanent psychological damage.

    • Octopus says:


      “We had to take Old Granny Shrillary out to the Funny Farm, Max. She shit the bed again.”

  31. Octopus says:

    • Bunk X says:

      • Octopus says:

        Hitler was misled, like Chunky was for 8 years. Then he misled the German people, like Chunky misled tens of thousands for the same amount of time. Lots of parallels.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          I guess he has first hand knowledge since he was basically Hitler for 7 or 8 years.

          • Octopus says:

            Ironically, he’s more Hitlerian now, since the Moronic Conversion, than he was during the Misled Years. No dissent allowed, on Blecchhfuhrer Chunky’s blog. Constant purges, to keep the race pure.

          • ISpeakJive says:

            Exactly. Leopards don’t change their fundamental spots, do they?

            I sense a theme on this thread……

    • Arachne says:

      Okay Chuck. Shall I replay that Beastie clip about dissent? Because she sounds like a deranged tyrant in that one.

      Of course, Beastie doesn’t have to shout to be heard at her rallies. 150 people don’t make too much of a noise.

  32. Octopus says:

    Tigers pounding the ball again. Young arms (Fulmer, Boyd, Norris) stepping up to toe the rubber and ambush the AL pennant race. Older arms (Zimmerman, Pelfrey) taking starts in Toledo this week, coming back very soon. All of our divisional and wildcard rivals taking a loss last night.

    Hey, there are 36 games left. Anything could happen. Including another wave of injuries and/or a final collapse, but also something good. Something great, even. It’s been a weird season, but you just need to sneak into the playoffs, and then you can unleash Hell. I’d be very happy to see Verlander or Fulmer pitching in the one-game wildcard elimination. I mean, I’d rather the Indians choke up and we win the division, but I’ll take any path to the postseason at this point.

    Regardless of what happens this year, the young arms in this organization have me very excited about the next couple of years. This could be a very strong rotation, if the kids keep developing.

  33. Octopus says:

    Speaking of big cats, meet Sampson, the biggest cat in NYC. Hello!

    @newsthatrox @littlethingsusa THANKS FOR COMING OVER TO PLAY WITH ME!

    A post shared by SAMSON AKA KING CATSTRADAMUS (@catstradamus) on

  34. Octopus says:

    Greatest Generation — not many of them left. Nice tribute.

  35. Octopus says:

    They call themselves a “Body Positive” company, but they call themselves “Lonely” and feature models who look like they’d be lonely if they weren’t famous for being fat. Sensing a disconnect, perhaps.

    https://lonelylabel.com/spree/posts/4464/640×480%2523/lena-and-jem-1.jpg?1472075190

    https://lonelylabel.com/spree/posts/4465/640×480%2523/lena-and-jem-2.jpg?1472075224

  36. Octopus says:

    Just like you do every day, all day, Fatass. No wonder you have a granny-crush on the crooked old battle-axe.

    • Arachne says:

      Indeed – no WONDER she’s your candidate, Fatso.
      Aw….only 5 retweetsies. Looks like your followers are on to you. They think you’re a dick too.

  37. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    “Trump promoted the racist lie that President Obama is not really an American citizen.” Yep. lgf.bz/2blGjB6 https://t.co/jYVC36WKkX
    8 minutes ago

    Obungle promoted the racist lie that he’s not really and American citizen you fish-eyed moron.

  38. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Don’t miss this speech. Hillary Clinton is seriously bringing it to Donald Trump. lgf.bz/2blGjB6 https://t.co/fU5GQvDkLf
    12 minutes ago

    Bringing him what? A used Depends? The contents of her colostomy bag?

    • Arachne says:

      Yeah, bringing it in front of a couple HUNDRED people in RENO Nevada. RENO??? Trump would fill the MGM Grand’s arena in Vegas.

  39. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/291452-clinton-still-blaming-colin-powell-for-her-email-scandal-tells-cnn-im-not-going-to-re-litigate-this/

    Shrillery continues her online lynching of Colin Powell. Oh well, I guess it’s just from all those years in ‘Bama with all those racists. And being around her rapist husband that wants Obungle to get him a cup of coffee.

    They should learn to accept all people like The Donald.

  40. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    “There’s an old Mexican proverb: tell me with whom you walk, and I’ll tell you who you are.” lgf.bz/2blGjB6 https://t.co/60lA1bq8mY
    22 minutes ago

    OH NOES!!!

  41. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Sickly old lady needs a nap half way through the work day.

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/291363-emails-show-huma-abedin-put-hillary-down-for-nap-time/

  42. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    She won’t even be there for the 3pm middle of the day crisis! LOL!

  43. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    RT @oliverdarcy: Right after Clinton slams Trump for giving credence to conspiracy theories, Trump Jr. retweets a known conspiracy theorist…
    28 minutes ago

    Then has a coughing spasm and is led away by an unknown black man.

  44. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    You were saying, Chunky?

  45. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Oh get a room forchrisakes.

  46. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    This is good.

  47. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Oh look. Our guy is meeting with black leaders WHILE doing an unscripted press conference.

  48. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

  49. ISTE says:

    Warning Adult Content, NSFW etc…..

    This article reminds me of the overnight open threads on Blogmocracy over six years ago.

    Fun times.. 🙂

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-games-man-drinking-shot-8701029

    Still 🙂 about those times.

    • Bunk X says:

      Late Night Blogmocracy, where all the women were unshaven, all the men were horny, and all the children were either asleep or practicing satanic rituals.

  50. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

  51. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Wow! We got Hans Solo.

    • rightymouse says:

      Good for him!!!

      • gizbot7 says:

        Would have loved this if it was real but Harrison Ford is a die hard asshat unfortunately (and possibly a total jerk to fans from what I have read). So sad he did not take a note from Indiana and become a real man.

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          Ah I figured it was too good to be true. Photo-shopped eh? I thought I remembered him being a libturd jerkazoid who falls for any moron lib ploy.

          • Bunk X says:

            Who cares what an actor or actress is supporting or not supporting, but if Christina Hendricks told me in person to vote for her hoohah, well, hell. Why not.

          • Octopus says:

            Some people say she’s a bit overblown. I disagree. When a woman can carry the weight in the right places, it’s just more of her to love.

          • ISTE says:

            As long as a woman can carry the weight of a beer and a plate full of bacon sandwiches she will do for me.

          • Octopus says:

            That’s because you’re a chauvinist, ISTE. Really, a knight errant, who wants to save the comely damsels from distress and dragons. Nothing wrong with that, imho. Somebody has to slay the dragons and open the doors for tipsy babes tottering on their Manolo Blahniks. You’re doing good work. The gals who don’t appreciate it, aren’t worth the effort because they’re too busy munching carpet to properly walk that red carpet, straight to your bed.

          • rightymouse says:

            I just peed myself.

          • Octopus says:

            “That Red Carpet” was a lost masterpiece of the genre, which sought to explicate the derivations of motivation of the menstrual manques of the Mons Menagerie, in the Late-Period Seventies. A period lost to male patriarchal historians.

  52. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    RT @oliverdarcy: Right after Clinton slams Trump for giving credence to conspiracy theories, Trump Jr. retweets a known conspiracy theorist…
    2 hours ago

    Right. And The Donald is incahoots with Putin to release the emails the Shrilldebeast gave the Ruskies thru gross criminal negligence.

  53. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Wow. Shrillery has a long history of totally being a racist bigot.

    Donald Trump is Right: Hillary Clinton Is a Bigot. Here Are 10 Examples.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/08/25/hillary-clinton-is-a-bigot/

    No wonder some factions of the KKK support her with donations.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/08/hillary-releases-nasty-white-supremacist-ad-trump-forgets-mention-took-20000-kkk-year/

  54. ISTE says:

    I think she is a woman I once knew….

    A wacky woman released a cloud of crickets and urinated on herself in a subway train on the Manhattan Bridge, sending horrified straphangers into a frenzy.

    The bizarre incident took place on a Brooklyn-bound D train about 6:05 p.m. Wednesday, police said.

    “Woman just let crickets out on the D Train as we went over the Manhattan Bridge,” passenger Ezra Mechaber wrote. “Panic ensued. Someone pulled the E-Brake. Stuck. New York.”

    The deranged woman opened and waved around the container of bugs, causing her fellow riders to freak, police said.

    “Her actions were making numerous other passengers uncomfortable,” an understated police source said.

    Someone pulled the emergency brake, stalling the train on the Manhattan Bridge for 15 agonizing minutes.

    The flying crickets caused one rider to throw up, the source said. Other riders fled the car.

    Police and an MTA source said several straphangers moved in to try to restrain the woman.

    A passenger pulled the emergency brake on the D train as riders ran to escape the crickets.
    “She was hysterical for 20 minutes and peed herself before the train operator unlocked the car doors to let us through,” Mechaber wrote. “Mass hysteria in a locked, enclosed space is something else.”

    “Moving again now, cops meeting us at DeKalb,” Mechaber added. “Never seen a crowd get so panicked so fast. Everyone rush to the other side of the train.”

    The train pulled into the DeKalb Ave. station about 6:30 p.m., where police took the woman into custody.

    “Once the doors opened, people rushed out to get a look at the ‘Cricket Lady,’” said Gina Gabriel, who was in an adjacent car.

    “As the minutes passed and I realized we would not be moving any time soon, I hopped (no pun intended) to the R train across the platform, stealing a glance at the ‘cricket car’ on my way,” added Gabriel, 25, of Sunset Park. “On the floor of the empty car, there chirped a pile of crickets.”

    The cricket carrier was taken to New York Methodist Hospital in Brooklyn for psychiatric observation, police said.

    Nobody was injured in the mayhem.

    http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/cricket-flinging-woman-sends-train-riders-chaos-article-1.2765937

    I have led an unusual life….

  55. Abu Rusty Latch #nevergetsold says:

    Glad I stopped by.😣 I had a moment since the Cubs have the day off.

    • Octopus says:

      Nice week of baseball we’ve had so far. The Twins cooperated by being swept, and our rivals are cracking. Going tits-up, I say! 😆 (j/k…I’ll be moaning about the Tigers latest calamity before Monday)

      I do love having three young pitchers doing great work, three games in a row. Very encouraging for the present and future seasons. Bring on the Angels, and that Trout guy (not Killgore).

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Those are always nice. She’s adding a timbre to her voice that in the 40’s recordings is an artifact of the recording method. Or I could be full of shit. Interesting.

    • Octopus says:

      I first dug this tune at a frat party in Ypsi, coming blasting out of their biggest speakers when I was in just the right mood for cynical love. Mucho mistrust. Whatever happens. The only Blondie song I liked, it was a killer. Certain psychotropic chemicals may have been a factor.

  56. ISTE says:

    Yet again thwarted by laundry.

    Immigrants have absolutely zero problem pressing “one” for Spanish.

    Why do they have such a problem when they open a dryer in the laundry room and discover that it is not their cloths in that dryer?

    Pressing “start” to continue drying the gringo’s clothes is no more difficult than pressing “one” to get food stamps.

    This is not the first time this has happened. Yet again my clothes are strewn all over the bedroom attempting to finish drying them.

    Fuck diversity.

    • Octopus says:

      Guess that’s why they call them “wetbacks.”

      • Bunk X says:

        White trash does it, too. Just sayin.’

        • Octopus says:

          I caught a young Asian woman taking my wet clothes out of the dryer at a hotel recently, so she could put hers in. I confronted her with a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and felt my clothes in front of her, noting they were still quite moist. She was so apologetic, taking her clothes out and helping me put mine back in, I actually felt bad. Me! Like it was my fault, this “misunderstanding.”

        • ISTE says:

          White trash does it, too. Just sayin.’

          Not around these parts they don’t!

          I can firmly and categorically state that all the white trash within a radius of two miles does not, and will never, fuck with another person’s laundry.

          How do I know this? I am the only white trash in this zip code. Well except when I have a friend over for lunch sometimes. Then the white trash population doubles for a few hours.

          (Um… thinking… I wonder if my friend sneaks down to the laundry room and opens all the dryer doors while I am scrambling eggs? Bunk may be correct)

          • Octopus says:

            Sometimes your white trash friends will hit the laundry room for cheap thrills, getting laid atop the warm, vibrating beasties to their heart’s desire. And by heart, I mean their bumpin’ awful uglies. Which should not rule their lives, but do. Because they’re white trash. Bad decisions. Or, as Fatass would say, bad craziness (apologies to HST).

  57. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      Penis penis penis LOL!!

      Imagine how depressed Bill’s gonna be when Shrillary doesn’t win. Well…I’m sure he’s got a backup plan. Not like he and Cankles are going to retire quietly to the countryside, to tend a small vegetable garden and reminisce together about what a great run they had. There will be lamps to dodge, and Foundation funds to misspend on young ‘tang.

    • Octopus says:

      That was fairly epic. Forwarded to all members of the Vast Libturd Conspiracy in the family — can’t wait to hear their spluttering replies. 😆

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I did not watch her speech. Can’t stand it, but I suppose I should.
        She quoted Milo’s satirical headlines as if they were serious? Hahahahahahaha.
        That’s just totally amazing how much influence the guy has had. I’m suprised she didn’t talk about cucks and Harambe.

        I’m pretty sure 90% of people out there have no idea what she’s talking about. If you’re under 30, the KKK is this ancient amorphous scary ghost thing, and if you are older you know there’s no such thing anymore for all intents and purposes.

        Ridicule coming from the right is actually having it’s intended effect this time, and they don’t like it one little bit. I love it!

  58. Pakimon says:

    I see Chunkles has got to get in on Shrillary’s vast “Alt.Right-Wing Conspiracy” theory.

    As usual, he wants everyone to think it’s all about him. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      How does he get them in his mentions? He BLOCKS everybody. He’s the blogosphere septic tank, he’s so full of shit.

      • pineapple says:

        What’s the big deal Fatso? Isn’t it “blockety block mute mute” all the time? You’re such a liar.

        On one hand you convey how gleefully easy it is to get rid of them, and then on the other hand you’re inundated with constant evil attacks all day. Stick with one you pathetic fat blob.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Ugh. Mentioning his mentions reminds one of his unmentionables. He said they might look like Weiner’s except Chunky’s would be size 50 with disgusting streaks.

  59. Pakimon says:

    The alt-right is (allegedly) bombarding Chunkles like a fleet of Chinese bombers dropping spam-bots on him. 😆

  60. Arachne says:

    I have floated the idea at the Mother Ship of our celebrating the 10th anniversary of the Night of Long Knives (9/1/2006) next week with a Thirsty Thursday thread – we can republish our “Ruse and Fall” segment that talks about it. I thought about inviting the LGF diaspora that can be found at Weasel Zippers and Correspondence Committee to come over for drinks and appetizers.

    We need a nice break from politics.

    • rightymouse says:

      Great idea!

      • Abu bin Squid says:

        Is it OK if I just lurk while wearing my Blogmock Bite Me T-shirt? And we can all try to log on to the swamp. Stinky will have his hands full.😎

        • Arachne says:

          You know, that’s not a bad idea. We could all create Gmail accounts and log in. He’s no doubt desperate for new readers.

          Of course…..Fatso says he never reads here so he wouldn’t possibly know ahead of time and not know which users to block.

          In fact, we should create two or three gmail accounts each.

          • Octopus says:

            I’m in. I have next Friday off, so Thursday is a good night to get trashed, mess with Chunky, post some Post-Modern Jukebox, and maybe post some dog or human family pics, which are usually what I do when I get somewhat lit. 😆

            Iron Fist Rule, don’t steer me wrong. Know when to shut it down. Before the pants come off, preferably.

  61. Octopus says:

    Justin Upton was a huge contract the Tigs signed this off-season. He was a disaster all year, until the past week. Now he’s ripping the leather cover off the baseball. It seems he was trying to mimic the Tigs sluggers like Miggy and JD, going to the opposite field all year. It was suggested this wasn’t going to be a winning strategy for him, so he reverted to his ball-pulling style, and it’s been all hard knocks all week. Only one week so far, but it seems like he’s turned some kind of corner. A hard-hitting Upton makes the Tigs the most ferocious lineup in baseball, imho. We’ll see how he handles the pitching counter-attack to his new/old approach, but right now it’s a lot of fun to watch him rake.

  62. rightymouse says:

    Just a thought here. Do ya think maybe it’s because right-wingers can’t stand the KKK but Donks love them because they are brethren?

  63. Octopus says:

    I’m having trouble imagining even one person in the whole world caring about your loony opinion on this or any other matter. There’s a bit of a disconnect…hey, why is your lymphedema stuck to the futon, there? Seems like there’s some vascular connection, along with the usual slime-mold stickiness. Should you get that looked at?

  64. Bunk X says:

    I dunno, Babs, but I do know this.

  65. Pakimon says:

    More insightful commentary from the rotund ponytail of jazziness. 😆

  66. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles is compelled to explain himself before he waddles off to the futon in a cloud of butthurt and peevishness.

    It ain’t easy being cheesy a washed-up sniveling dickhead. 😆

  67. Pakimon says:

    Since rotund ponytailed Twitterwarrior is racist against cavemen, Pakimog take opportunity to post picture of fat man in speedo.

    Pakimog can’t be outdone by Octo in “pictures of fat guy” department. 😀

  68. Octopus says:

    Every day in the life of Fatass McDumbth. 😆

  69. Octopus says:

    http://deadspin.com/colin-kapernick-refuses-to-stand-for-anthem-there-are-1785838030

    What a friggin’ loser! So sorry you sucked up a storm last year, Colin, but you still get to live in that ridiculously huge mansion in California, banging models left and right. While other black men your age and much younger are killing each other mercilessly in the streets, over drugs, over “respeck,” and over nothing at all. A pair of sunglasses. Go fuck off to somewhere else, please. Try the Middle East — it’s lovely and warm this time of year.

    Colin Kaepernick is speaking out after the 49ers quarterback refused to stand for the U.S. national anthem before last night’s preseason game against the Green Bay Packers, telling the NFL that “I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses black people and people of color.”

    Kaepernick continued:

    To me, this is bigger than football and it would be selfish on my part to look the other way. There are bodies in the street and people getting paid leave and getting away with murder.

    The 49ers responded to Kaepernick’s symbolic statement by recognizing his right to protest the anthem:

    The National Anthem is and always will be a special part of the pre-game ceremony. It is an opportunity to honor our country and reflect on the great liberties we are afforded as its citizens. In respecting such American principles as freedom of religion and freedom of expression, we recognize the right of an individual to choose and participate, or not, in our celebration of the national anthem.
    Kaepernick is the highest-profile athlete to protest the national anthem since Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf in 1996—for which the NBA suspended him. Kaepernick’s Twitter feed has been tweeting out anti-white supremacist statements for a lengthy period of time.

    “I am not looking for approval. I have to stand up for people that are oppressed,” Kaepernick told NFL.com. “If they take football away, my endorsements from me, I know that I stood up for what is right.”

    • pineapple says:

      I hope he keeps up his shenanigans into the regular season. I wonder what the Vegas odds will be for him to finish the entire season without getting carted off.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s mad because he lost his starting job. A big part of his problem, is that he’s not smart enough to react against pressure from the defense. His throwing accuracy isn’t great, either. Becoming a race detective was his best option, though?