Block Early and Often

The debate crusher has a suggestion on what to do with people you disagree with on Twitter.

What great debating skills.

199 Comments on “Block Early and Often”

  1. Octopus says:

    Any comments on the easily predicted and presently occurring total collapse of Obamacare, Fatass? No? I didn’t think so. 😆

    • mfhorn says:

      It’s the Republican’s fault Obamacare failed. If we’d gotten behind it 100%, fought to get more people enrolled, supported raising taxes on these evil greedy rich people & corporations, & backed Michelle’s ideas to make everyone eat healthy food & tax fatty foods, things would be fine.

      Better yet, go with Single Payer! Medicare for all!

  2. Octopus says:

    The thing is, Colossal Special Snowflake Chunky has to blockety-block everyone who disagrees with him on any issue. He needs Twitter to be a safe space for himself, like his cratered blog. No dissenting opinions allowed!

    The author of “American Psycho” has something to say about such pussified people. Remember what Fatass proudly proclaimed? Here’s a visual reminder:



    Bret Easton Ellis Unloads on Social Justice Warriors, ‘Authoritarian Language Police’

    ‘Oh, little snowflakes, when did you all become grandmothers and society matrons, clutching your pearls in horror?’

    Robby Soave
    Aug. 4, 2016 3:10 pm

    Bret Easton Ellis—author of American Psycho and The Rules of Attraction—is not a fan of lefty outrage culture.

    “Why is it once again that I feel the well-intentioned young liberal self-proclaimed feminist left has become so oversensitive about everything that we have entered into what is really an authoritarian cultural moment?” he said at the end of a 15-minute monologue.

  3. Octopus says:

    …moans the obscure, forgotten fat load of crap who claims he was “misled” for 8 years, while fighting the bad fight against Islamofascism. Isn’t that ironic? I mean, patently absurd.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Crazy eh? Imagine if he’d gone full on libtard. What a dumbass the Fat One is.

    • Arachne says:

      Ben Shapiro – 290K followers.
      The only way this shitbag gets any retweets is to involve his betters. They retweet to make fun of him.

  4. Bunk X says:

  5. Dicks 4 bejeezus says:

    Hmmmm. Chunky’s showing how classy he is again in tweets calling a dead Jewish blogger who sought to befriend and help him a racist. What a vicious little hate-filled fat fuck.

  6. Dicks 4 bejeezus says:

    So white folks no longer go there. What was Milwaukee known for anyway? Some sandwiches or shit? Fuck ’em They better move their biz asap cuz no ones coming down to get moidered for lunch.

    • Octopus says:

      I think they used to make beer there. Sorry state of affairs, now. They make urban terrorists these days. Stiff competition with other Democratic-controlled big cities.

    • TreBob says:

      Milwaukee? There’s something familiar with that place. Now, what was that…..

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Yes it’s coming back now! Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!

  7. rightymouse says:

    Stuck at Boston Logan . Flight back home delayed. We’re drowning our misery in bloody Mary’s and clam chowdah. 🙂

  8. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Chunk appears to be in some kind of stupor after yesterday’s feverish hysterics about Neo-Nazi lawyers and scary conservative Jews who are horrible human beings and what not. He must be taking down time to try and cope with the cognitive discord damage.

  9. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I think it would be easier if they just reported to us if the Shrillabeast ever did anything ethical.

    No record that Clinton, aides took required ethics training

    There is no evidence that Hillary Clinton or her top aides completed ethics training when they started at the State Department as required by federal law.

    State Department records show only three of nine top Clinton aides took the mandated training for new employees. Records also suggest that none of seven top aides required to take subsequent annual training completed it.

    No records indicate whether Clinton herself took any training.

    Many of the aides still work for Clinton on her presidential campaign or are advising her in her bid for the White House against Republican Donald Trump in November.

    The documents were obtained by the Republican National Committee, which filed a lawsuit to get them after a Freedom of Information Act request did not produce them.

  10. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    So yeah it’s pretty clear the FBI have become political crooks for the Demoncraps.

  11. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Remember how Obungle piled onto GW Bush for flying over NOLA while coming back from vacation after Katrina? So where is Obungle now that LA is again suffering devastating flooding? Oh right, golfing on vacation!

    • Arachne says:

      The big criticism was “why didn’t he land?”
      Oh, let’s review shall we? At the time there were media reports of snipers, of massive looting, and massive rescue efforts underway. IF he had landed at MSY, personnel that were doing first responder work would have had to be detailed to provide protection. And sure, folks, the Secret Service is going to let the President of the United States land in what is essentially a civilian war zone. This is the same Secret Service that would not permit him to return to Washington immediately after the 9/11 strikes.

      He DID go to Gulf Coast – Mississippi and Alabama, sure. Because there was no thug behavior. The media upplayed the chaos to the point where NOLA was deemed unsafe. Which is also, dumbass liberals, why FEMA was not able to arrive sooner. Your dire reports of crime and violence gave FEMA pause before sending in its workers. Who are SECOND and THIRD responders, not FIRST.

  12. Just thought I’d throw this out there.

    Heh. Okay, gotta pass this on to @TheRickWilson.— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) August 18, 2016


  13. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Twitter is apparently OK with people who are seriously inciting murder and are not kidding. But pretends they really thought Chuck C. Johnson was really going to “take out” a BLM professional victim idiot. So many liars and crooks from the left. I see their stock’s down again today.

  14. Octopus says:

    I have two posts in moderation. Please free them, that all may be enlightened.

    • Octopus says:

      I feel unsafe, like I’m being censored by WordPress. And Google. And Twitter. 😯

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I feel the same way. Could have sworn I posted something from Ginger about Kazhir Khan being a sex freak on Ashley Madison, or somesuch.

        Maybe it’s paranoia. Maybe it’s alzheimers.

        • Octopus says:

          My posts have appeared. I suspect the FBI was involved, as I mentioned Comey’s dark dealings with the witch and Crookpenis.

  15. ISpeakJive says:

    Here he goes again with the pedantry, on the order of the “associate” vs. “affiliate” non-troversy.
    They issues guidelines to a “preferred practice.” Yes, it’s a directive, otherwise known as a “ban.”

  16. Octopus says:

    Oh wait, no…it’s not the filter. It’s that nobody gives a flying fart what a drunken stumblebum who spends all day and night tweeting nonsense has to say about anything.

    Glad we cleared that up.

  17. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Crazy to see people like @benshapiro trying to position themselves as “sane Republicans,” when they’ve been spreading hatred for years.
    — Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) August 18, 2016

    Oh yeah. A real knuckle-dragger compared to the super enlightened guitar owner, blogging has-been lose-tard whose parlayed his once popular blog into a non-presence except for mockery. Hey Chunko where’s your Harvard law degree and your six books?

    Benjamin Aaron “Ben” Shapiro (born January 15, 1984) is an American conservative political commentator, nationally syndicated columnist, author, radio talk show host, and attorney.
    A native of Los Angeles, California, Shapiro graduated from the University of California, Los Angeles and Harvard Law School. He has written six books, the first of which was 2004’s Brainwashed: How Universities Indoctrinate America’s Youth, which he started writing when he was 20 years old. He currently writes a column for Creators Syndicate and is editor-in-chief at The Daily Wire. He is the co-founder and former editor-in-chief of the media watchdog group TruthRevolt.[1]

    Of partial Russian Jewish[2] descent, Shapiro was born in Los Angeles, California.[3] Skipping two grades (third and ninth), Shapiro then went from Walter Reed Middle School[4] to Yeshiva University High School of Los Angeles where he graduated in 2000 at age 16.[5][6] Shapiro graduated summa cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa from the University of California, Los Angeles with a Bachelor of Arts degree in political science in 2004 and graduated cum laude from Harvard Law School in 2007.[7]

  18. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Because Lochte’s ass hattery is a racial matter and not just that Lochte was being a drunken ass hat.

  19. Juan Epstein says:

    State Department: $400M cash to Iran was contingent on US prisoners’ release

    I’m sorry, Charles.

    Advise: Stay within your wheel house.Which is not the ME.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Oh Jeez. She was always an idiot and whenever she sticks her dumb head up again she says more idiotic things. Since when is questioning our clearly out-of-control and open borders immigration policies and whether or not they’re good for Americans or failing us “textbook racism”? It sometimes amazes me how these old libturds have jumped on the crazy train with the new ones in redefining words. If it were 1985 she would take it as fact that illegals aliens should be deported. Not given American’s jobs and healthcare. So I guess she’s a former “textbook racist”. What a dumbass.

      ‘Legendary Journalist’ Cokie Roberts: Trump Backers ‘Morally Tainted’
      By Randy Hall | August 17, 2016 | 6:39 PM EDT

      During a guest appearance on Tuesday’s edition of MSNBC’s Morning Joe program, Cokie Roberts — a political commentator for National Public Radio and ABC News — hammered people who still support Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump as “morally tainted” and an example of “textbook racism.”

      Roberts said of the approximately 40 percent of American voters who polls say still support Trump: “I mean, there’s just no question about that. You can’t say ‘He’s a racist and what he says is textbook racism, but I support him because he’s the nominee of my party.’”

      In an article posted Wednesday on the Huffington Post website, General Assignment Reporter Ron Dicker began his article by referring to Roberts as “a legendary journalist.”

      Co-host and former GOP Congressman Joe Scarborough began the segment by stating: “There are a lot of Republicans exposed right now saying ‘[Trump] is a con man,’ but they’re supporting him. ‘He’s a racist,’ but they’re supporting him.”

  20. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    OMG. Always the libturds getting violent. Who’s more likely to be truthful? The lying stinking Obungle aide or the nice AUTISTIC! NATIVE AMERICAN! guy. Autistic people are not exactly known for their wily deceitfulness. Libturds are. And this wasn’t just an altercation. This Mendoza thug trapped him in an elavotor knocked teeth out and smashed his arm bones. And somehow claiming it was self defense. Who does that in self defense over a shirt? Oh right, a Libturd.

    Obama policy adviser ‘called autistic Native American man a “weetard” for wearing a Redskins sweater, spat in his face and then beat him so badly he needed THREE surgeries’

    Barrett Dahl, 28, said William Mendoza assaulted him in October 2015
    He says the Dept of Education appointee hated his Redskins sweater
    Mendoza insulted, spat on and then assaulted him, he says
    Dahl was left with a black eye, broken teeth and a fractured arm
    Mendoza says Dahl swung the first punch before they tussled
    Dahl says $40,000 medical bills could mean foreclosure for his parents
    Both Dahl and Mendoza are Native Americans

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Even if Mendoza wasn’t the initial aggressor would it justify smashing this poor guy’s arm to a pulp?

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      The guy’s got a GoFundMe.

      I am a student with autism who was attacked and severely injured by federal education director William Mendoza in Washington DC for wearing a redskins jersey. The medical bills have caused me and my family to lose everything we have. This request for funding is for my medical bills which have topped 40,000 dollars and several surgeries and have lost total use of my right arm.

      Please donate to this fund if you know anyone with autism or can sympathize for all of the pain and suffering me and my family are experiencing.

      In addition to the donation, you may call and request his resignation from the United states department of education. 800 421 3481 or send a complaint letter to

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      This happened last year and I haven’t heard a thing about it. But we heard about Michelle Fields being savagely jostled by Corey L. for 2 weeks.

  21. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Chunk’s neato candidate who’s not evil. Even the Washington Bleep can’t ignore this bizarre fact. As commenters point out she’s acting more like a queen who also don’t do press conferences but occasional controlled fluffy interviews.

    Put all of that aside, and think of this: The last time Clinton held a press conference was Dec. 5, 2015. That was before:

    1. A single state had cast a vote in either a presidential primary or caucus

    2. Major terrorist attacks in Nice, Brussels and Orlando

    3. FBI Director James Comey issued his scathing report on Clinton’s email practices while at the State Department

    4. The Bernie Sanders phenomenon

    5. Debbie Wasserman Schultz was run out of the Democratic National Committee in the wake of a massive email hack/leak

    6. This whole Ryan Lochte international gas station incident

    The temperature in Washington on Dec. 5, 2015, was 44 degrees. It’s 84 today. A woman who conceived on Dec. 5, 2015, would be 8½ months pregnant today. On December 5, 2015, the Golden State Warriors were NBA champs. On December 5, 2015, I was still in my 30s.

    You get the idea. It’s been a long time. Lots of important things — Lochte and my 40th birthday being at the top of the list — have happened. Clinton is now the unquestioned favorite to be the 45th president of the United States — if you believe polling. The fact that she continues to avoid questions from the press is simply unacceptable given the office she is seeking and the stakes in this election.

  22. Octopus says:

    ‘Member how furious and spittle-flecked Chunky became when it was charged that the $400M paid to Iran to secure the hostage’s release was ransom? Well, let’s just say Dear Fatass’s streak remains alive. 😆

    The Unicorn Messiah Administration today admitted the money was directly tied to the release of the hostages. Calling it anything other than ransom is loathsome semantics.

    Not only that, it wasn’t just $400M. Not even close.

    The agreement was the return of the $400 million, plus an additional $1.3 billion in interest, terms that Obama described as favorable compared to what might have been expected from a tribunal set up in The Hague to rule on pending deals between the two countries.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Yes, indeed. Have they gotten the other $900 million yet, or are they just going to kidnap a handful of Americans again and again to ensure future installments?

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      And they looked really good first denying it and pretending it was an outrageous and ridiculous accusation. Then admitting it when evidently people are getting tired of having to constantly lie for these fuckers.

  23. Octopus says:

    Your face is a freak show.

  24. Octopus says:

    Fatass never seems to acknowledge that Shrillary was the Original Birther, back in her first failed run for president. That’s kind of weird. You know what else is weird? This here LGF post from 2008. 😆

    The Soros-Obama Connection
    Charles Johnson
    5/29/08 10:11:28 am • Views: 8,498
    Adding to Stanley Kurtz’s article on Barack Obama’s long-term association with the far-left group ACORN, an Investor’s Business Daily profile makes another connection, to the guy whose money finances so many of these groups: George Soros: The Man, The Mind And The Money Behind MoveOn.

    Soros’ efforts go beyond spin. He has also bankrolled groups involved in the manipulation of elections, an activity that has increased since his money came into the picture. Two groups — Americans Coming Together and the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now — were sanctioned recently by the Federal Election Commission for fraud.

    Soros pledged $10 million to ACT, which has since been fined $775,000 for illegally funneling $70 million set aside for voter registrations to Democratic candidates.

    He also gave at least $150,000 to ACORN, the left-wing group best known for pushing minimum-wage hikes, marching for illegal-immigrant amnesty and harassing Wal-Mart. ACORN has been accused of voter fraud in 13 states since 2004 and was convicted of falsifying signatures in a voter registration drive last July, drawing a fine of $25,000 in Washington state.

    Soros says he has ended funding to voter-drive organizations, but he still heads a secretive rich-man’s club called “Democracy Alliance” that has doled out $20 million to activist groups like ACORN.

    You don’t have to play six degrees of Soros to get to Barack Obama, though. Here’s a photo of Obama at a fundraiser at the New York residence of Steven and Judy Gluckstern in April 2007—and sitting next to him, in the blue shirt, is none other than George Soros.

    George Soros first showed up at LGF in November 2003, when he compared President Bush to Adolf Hitler: Soros: Bush = Hitler.

    Now he’s a presidential candidate’s left hand man.


  25. Octopus says:

    Nope. That’s not what anyone besides loony-Left dimwits are hearing from Trump. He gave two excellent speeches this week. Not that the MSM is reporting anything factually, but many of us heard those speeches. I still have some hope that the Quiet Americans are going to rise up this November.

  26. Bunk X says:

    • Bunk X says:

      • Octopus says:

        Shapiro’s very butthurt about Breitbart. He, meanwhile, is a Never Trumper who is helping to elect the Wicked Witch Of Washington, ensuring at least four more years of Dhimmicratic insanity, and a couple more left-wing judges on the Supreme Court. Feel righteous about that, Benji.

        • Bunk X says:

          So what. He’s got every right to be “butthurt” about it because he got chumped. Trump coopted this thing, fucked everything up for conservatives, and he’s going to lose to the Clinton Racketeering Machine.

          Hell, Trump wasn’t even my 4th choice, and neither was Jebra.

          • Octopus says:

            I see there is much butthurt here, too. Who are these “conservatives” you speak of, who had a chance of defeating the entrenched Socialists who own at least 50% of the popular vote? I don’t see any. There were a couple of cute RINO’S out there…and Cruz. Nobody likes Cruz.

          • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

            Thanks for calling me “nobody”, pal. I’ll have you know my mother says I’m special! 😉

            BTW, this is the Republican Party’s fault. They put all the backing behind their chosen boy instead of a viable candidate (IMO, Cruz), effectively spending all their money and influence on one half-baked McCain “Republican” after another. THEY created the opening for Trump, and like any savvy shark he took it. By the time they abandoned their chosen candidate, Trump had them in a corner.

            Without the head-up-the-ass-of-DC Republican Party, Trump would’ve been a novelty campaign or a failed stalking horse for Hillary Clinton (take yer pick of conspiracy theories here, I don’t know and never will because anything I’ll be told will be part lies).

            And to heap insult upon injury they chose to back JEB, who, although not a terrible guy I am sure, has a last name that guaranteed defeat against any Democrat the media happened to decide to back AND the personality of a loaf of white bread. Are these people that stupid? The answer is NO; so now the question is WHY.

            It may be that “nobody likes Cruz” … with a different definition of nobody. So mean old Ted scares the apparatchiks and remoras and is an asshole with a terrible voice. I’m voting for President, not choosing a prom date FFS. But if the Republican Party had taken a clue from their voters and abandoned their huge list of no-hope-candidates earlier and backed Cruz, they could have had a candidate who would disassemble Hillary Clinton in any debate and maybe, just maybe, get stuck governing (not ruling) from a Constitutional basis.

            Of course, my specific butthurt here fails to take into account the utter stupidity of the folk who vote for politicians like the country is an episode of “American Idol”, so I’m probably wasting electrons. I’ve read the comment sections of major newspaper articles and political sites. We’re doomed. Stalker Charles is a genius compared to 90% of his Democrat fellow travelers. That’s not a compliment.

            Won’t be long before we’re voting for the biggest tits. I hope I’m dead before they start in on comparing the Anthonys, too, or whatever characteristic the other 57 genders choose to identify as primary/secondary.

          • rightymouse says:

            Uptwinkles to Octo & OLT. My sentiments exactly!! 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            I didn’t mean that Cruz had no backing, but he clearly didn’t have enough. He got mollywhopped in the primaries, in fact. Left the convention on a sour note. Made no new friends.

            Not saying he’s a bad guy or anything, but this is a weird and divided country now, that won’t elect a real conservative. They probably won’t elect a fake conservative, either, that being Trump. I just think Trump’s support for immigration control, which most Americans desire whether secretly or publicly, is the biggest political trump card he’s been given to play, and he’s played it, to the harrowing screams of the politically correct. There are some other aspects of his platform that are less bold, but still better than anything I’ve heard from the “Four More Years Of This Shit” Dhimmis.

      • OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

        Isn’t “Gawker” that website owned by a wrestler?

  27. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson Verified account

    @Hardballguy Since when does “ransom” mean withholding money until hostages are released? This is sheer nonsense.

  28. swamprat says:


  29. swamprat says:

    Since when does robbery mean taking something that isn’t yours?
    Since when does assault and battery involve violence?

    • Octopus says:

      “It depends upon what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is.”

      The elites will decide the new meanings of words, from now on. Newspeak™. May as well get used to it.

  30. swamprat says:

    “The U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday ruled that almost $2 billion in frozen Iranian assets must be turned over to American families of people killed in the 1983 bombing of a U.S. Marine Corps barracks in Beirut and other attacks blamed on Iran.”

    So we overpaid just a smidgen.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Since when does murdering people while shouting Allahu Akbar! have anything to do with Islam.

  31. OLT's Knows Who Did It says:

    Yesterday, I watched Twitter meatpuppet cite Vox to Iowahawk for “facts”.

    I don’t know if it was the best thing ever, or the future date of the Fall of the Republic.

  32. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    The NBC liars and Clinton sleaze train keeps a rollin’. As they continue to attempt to rewrite history the women former Preezydunce Grab Azz assaulted, accosted and raped keep getting enraged. And you know they know he raped Brodderick. She was a democrat and a liberal and has no reason to lie about it. She and her husband are wealthy ranch owners and don’t need the money either. She’s standing on principle against an army of fucking scumbags. The ones Chunky so desperately wants approval and acceptance from.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s turning into a Cosby-esque affair, isn’t it? Come on out, ladies! The coast is clear. Crookpenis is too old and frail to chase you around anymore. The Clintons have all kinds of money for payoffs, too. Cash in those rape-chips!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      In a perfect world, I would like to see them ALL on a panel confronting the Clintons.

      Most kids under 30 have never even heard of these women. This is a very ripe area for Trump to exploit. I hope he has the balls to do it.

  33. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Former Breitbart Spox: Meetings With Stephen Bannon Sounded Like White Supremacists Talking
    1 hour ago

    Sure it did Fatso. Why do I think ABC found a bitter ender from Breitbart to say shit things about Bannon? I mean the entire MSM says if you oppose open borders and are for law and order you must be a raving racist Nazi. There’s no truth in any of the MSM smear merchants they pay big bucks to so broke losers like you can repeat it. Meanwhile a crook who won’t speak to the press so she doesn’t have to answer questions about her lies is A-OK.

  34. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Another Right Wing Fake Outrage: No, State Dept. Did NOT Confirm $400M “Ransom” to Iran
    1 hour ago

    Here’s one of the deer in headlights unpurged idiots (they’ve gotten rid of all the patriot generals and admirals) trying to explain why we did this deal with Muslim terror scum. Ya see it was all a co-winky-dink. We had their money and wanted to give it to them. And then they gave us our hostages. So see? No ransom.

  35. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Ransom is money for hostages. This was hostages for money. Big difference.

  36. rightymouse says:

    On the shuttle bus to our parked car at Cleveland Hopkins airport yesterday, was a young millenial, her mother and brother. When I noticed the “Hillary for Prison” and “Trump for President” badges on the millenial’s bag, I gave her a thumb’s up and told her how wonderful it was to see a young Trumpster. She was thrilled & told us she had gone to the RNC convention and how exciting it had been. Her mother chimed in and told us how she had advised her daughter to turn the bag so that people wouldn’t see it and possibly get mad and hurt her. I responded with “She’s exercising our 1st amendment right. Unfortunately, the opposing party becomes abusive when they see or hear differences”. Several other passengers looked very uncomfortable. Good!!

    • Octopus says:

      Awesome, ‘Mouse. Way to speak up. I probably would have just smiled at the girl, she’d think I was an old creeper, and then that would be it. 😆

      I have a family wedding this weekend that will feature the hometown gaggle of libturded family members from my wife’s side. I will have to pick my spots wisely, but I intend to get in a couple of jabs. I’m going to review my notes this evening. 👿

      • rightymouse says:

        I have decided that I’m not going to spare the “fragile feelings” of liberals who squawk their crap within earshot this election. I’ve already taken on my liberal boss earlier by showing him the video of Hillary having a seizure on camera. He was visibly shaken. It may not be enough so I’ll keep at it with him – give him the benefits of the Trumpster.

  37. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    The Shrillbeast wants to shut down websites critical of her. Specifically Breitbart which she says has no right to exist.

    Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton’s campaign has sent out a fundraising email arguing the website Breitbart News has no “right to exist,” and suggests that if elected, the website will be shut down entirely.

    She’s a complete commie thug.

  38. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Turns out Donald Trump actually has said he’s sorry before.…
    1 hour ago

    Shut up Fatso. Trump’s already in Louisiana consoling people and touring the damage while your empty suit Obungle plays bad golf and your crooked lying gramma rests up.

    Trump Plays the Role of President in Louisiana
    GOP nominee tours disaster area while Obama, Clinton won’t be parted from politics and rest

    • Arachne says:

      And the Democrat Guv and the press in Louisiana are giving the empty suit a pass for not going to LA because it would “hamper rescue efforts”.

      Do these guys EVER go back and look at their stories from the last tragedy to see if their NEW position will not smack of hypocrisy? What a BUNCH OF IDIOTS!!!

  39. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Right. She used to have a strong Southern accent too after growing up in Illinois. What’s sure is you aren’t ever seeing the real her.

    Hillary Clinton talks more like a man than she used to

    Also reminds me of John Effing Kerry affecting a Kennedy Massachussets accent when he ran for Preezydunce. And Obungle gets all draw-ly when he gives rally speeches but sounds like Poindexter when he’s talking about policies to the press. That’s Demoncraps for ya.

  40. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Putin’s is threatening invasion and provoking war while Obungle golfs with TV idiots. I don’t think that’s coincidental.

  41. rightymouse says:

    Gussy’s talking to himself again…

    • Octopus says:

      Imagine what Andrew Breitbart would have made of Gus, had he encountered him during his illustrious lifetime. 😆

  42. Octopus says:

    This girl is ten different kinds of crazy, but I dig her. And my hands are all sweaty, from viewing her portfolio. 😯

    A sampler:

    Many more such portraits at the link. Oh, and somebody make her stop.

  43. Octopus says:

    I thought the Tigs were all done for the year after the abysmal sweep by the Royals last weekend, but they’re still in the running for the wild card, and beating Boston is the way to go. Nice comeback win yesterday, got my waning interest in the season re-fired. If we can just stay close for the next couple of weeks, we’ll be getting most of our injured guys back, including our offensive sparkplug Cameron Maybin. Anything can still happen.

    Sending our rookie phenom Fulmer out against an old friend of ours, Rick Porcello, who played many seasons for us since he was 18. He’s having his best season ever. Should be a very interesting game. Wish we had our regular lineup for this series.

    • Octopus says:

      Tigs got curb-stomped last night by Big Papi, as I suspected they would. Anytime I mention the club,, they go out and get their shit pushed in. I never learn, though. 😆

  44. Octopus says:


  45. ISpeakJive says:


    I’m pretty sure that if your industry can’t survive without a bailout, it is, by definition, “not doing well.”


  46. Octopus says:

    There’s more truth in this parody video than in a week’s worth of Chunky’s blather. Just sayin’, Fatass…you gotta tighten up. Even Gus knows that.

  47. Bunk X says:

  48. Octopus says:

    Okay, everyone…wakey-wakey, time for eggs and bac-y!

    Butt first, let’s do a few loosening-up exercises, to get the weekend off to a good start. Ladies, put on your best booty shorts. Men, just wear your holey-est underwear, from the back of the drawer. A one, and a two…

  49. rightymouse says:

    When asked a direct question, Fatso either tells the person to eff off or gives an obtuse answer. Idjit.

    • rightymouse says:

      • Octopus says:

        What he does, is sit on his ass all day tweeting the most nonsensical, oblivious claptrap the world has ever seen. Of course he sees foreign-ish bots crawling around everywhere. He’s batshit crazy.

        Wait until he shows you the Nazis under his bed, the KKK holding a rally in his closet, and the White Power Eurobullies building a space ship in his garage. Take some pics.Or better yet, get Chunky to give you access to some of his artistic photographic marvels. 😆

  50. Octopus says:

    The Beast is trying to present these goings-on as shameful, but I’m right with Bannon. The GOP “leaders” totally are cunts, in the pejorative sense of the term. Burning them down was the only way to wrest power from them.

    By the same token, Trump has to keep being give-no-fucks Trump, if he wants to generate a grassroots response this November. The Socialists have the media in all its forms, and the idiot-Left nailed down. Forget about those assholes. Keep hammering on Shrillary’s horrible incompetence and the Clintons’ corruption, and don’t take any guff from the GOP elites he’s already beaten. Don’t say anything too stupid, but also don’t be afraid to challenge accepted politically-correct tropes and dogma. Make people furious! Keep a sense of humor, too.

    • rightymouse says:

      Yep. You’re absolutely correct.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      They are cunts. I fail to see the problem.

      Completely agree that he should keep hammering. Last night Newt Gingrich said he went to a Bannon meeting and they have SO MUCH crap on Hillary it’s going to be stunning. It’s gonna start being released in September. We’ve not even seen 10% so far, apparently.

      Can’t wait!

      • Octopus says:

        I’m looking forward to the ugly revelations, and the ugly attempts to make it go away, from the self-indicted criminal MSM. Should be a good show. A rilly good shew, as Larry “Bubbles” Welk used to say.

  51. rightymouse says:

    I LOL’d. Fastso gets peevish.

  52. ISpeakJive says:

    • Octopus says:

      Okay…Detroit is buckwild as fuck. But there’s way less shooting than Chicago, these days. That’s something for the local bloods to be proud of. 😆

  53. swamprat says:

    8/20/2016 2:47:01 pm PDT


    re: #50 Backwoods_Sleuth

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    good grief, DF.

    I said that and I stand by it. Obama can try calling that payment as leverage, but he gets zero favorable consideration on such matters from me, because he’s a Democrat and this is an election year. I’m openly partisan on such matters, as I’ve made clear.

  54. Octopus says:

    So much angry homophobia! I wonder if one of Gus’s business transactions went south, behind the Safeway. A wrister turnt into something twisted, and perverse. Unhygienic, even. Painful, to boot. 😯

  55. Octopus says:

    Now Chunky’s chokin’ on a bent thingy. Where will it end? Oh, you know.

  56. Bunk X says:

    This is my favorite Jessica Hahn video.

    • Octopus says:


      Amusing anecdote about that: Sam was too drunk to f— that night, and fell asleep inside her. Not dissuaded, the fame-whorish Hahn kept after him for weeks, despite his wanting to put the whole thing in the rearview mirror. They never re-connected, and ended up sparring on the Howard Stern Show, as Sam kept trying to get her off his case.


      • Octopus says:

        One more story about Sam’s “Wild Thing”…the rock song he was supposed to finish the show with was “Jailhouse Rock,” but nobody knew the words. Not Idol, not Slash, not Tommy…nobody could fake that one. They decided to do “Wild Thing” instead, and when they ran out of words they new, Idol handed the mic to Kinison, who ripped off an epic adlib that became the ending to the hit version they ended up recording in the studio the next week. Sam was always at his best when forced to react.

        • Bunk X says:

          Great trivia story, Octo. Kinison was also the “Master of Ceremonies” or something for an Independence Day celebration in Cincinnati. During the blather, he stood behind the talking head picking boogers and sprinkling them in the local emcee’s hair.

  57. Octopus says:

    Me 45-year-old nephew got hitched tonight, and it was a lovely affair. Much Greek dancing, and too many ouzos. Took this photo outside the Church, of some scruffy Northern Irish git trying to molest me wee daughter:

    • rightymouse says:

      Lovely pic! Hope your hangover isn’t too awful! 🙂

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Is the Git back in the picture? :-). Or was it your other daughter?

      • Octopus says:

        The Irish Git is a good man, who would never do anything to harm his relationship with this girl. They are totally in love — it’s either cute or kind of sickening, depending on your state of mind.

        The other guy who was dating my younger daughter is long gone now, and mostly forgotten. She’s not looking for a replacement, either. Doesn’t want a boyfriend, maybe ever. Too much trouble, and you can’t trust them. I said, yeah, that’s what I always told you about these young bastards. Worthless, the lot of them. 😉

  58. Captain Kirkimon says:

    It’s a beautiful Sunday morning afternoon and the Rio Olympics are coming to an end.

    I haven’t been following closely but I’ll catch up from my rear position and get current on the past happenings by watching the NBC Olympic “finest moments” show later today.

    HA! See what I did there? I made a “funny” chock full of innuendo!

    Heh… “innuendo”… I did it again. 😆

  59. rightymouse says:

    Why is Charles Johnson of LGF such a homophobe???

  60. ISpeakJive says:

    The NYT is slime, and Chunky is slime for promoting it. The innuendo from the headline is that Trump is overloaded with debt. OMG! He’s in debt! Can’t handle his finances!!! How will he ever pay it back?? He really owes twice as much as we thought, OMG! If something goes wrong, the money might have to get paid back! OMG!

    The actual article, though, shows his ownership in various properties and the building debt owed. His LLC’s have less than a $billion in loans on $7 billion worth of properties. That’s like owing $13,000 on your mortgage on a $100,000 house. Trump does not appear to be over-leveraged. At all. Plus he is not personally liable for any of it. Plus he declared this corporate debt in the gov’t disclosure even though only personal debt is required to be reported. Trump, apparently has zero personal debt.

    Do these obfuscating douchebags really have any concept on how a giant project gets built? People don’t wait till they have a billion in their piggy banks and then go build a building. Of course there’s debt, you leverage your assets so you can do more than one deal at a time, and that’s what makes the world go round.

    Shadowy, murky, opaque? Yeah, that’s the Clinton Foundation pay for play trail. Not a multi-bank finance deal for a skyscraper. The NYT really should be following the Clinton $ trial if they want intrigue.

  61. Octopus says:

    This is pretty rich. Too bad Chunky can’t use his “Zero Degrees Of Separation”-logic on Huma. 😆

  62. Octopus says:

    Fatass thinks people on the Right care about him. 😆

  63. Bunk X says:

    Totally off topic, but I done seed this in real time. So what if it’s fake.

    • Pakimon says:

      Good thing I downloaded an Ebonics Translator app. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        “Thug tears.” 😆

        I feel Da Man set this brother up for failure on purpose, by siccing Tiadi on him the first day. How was he supposed to handle this situation? He’s a real ni-, er, man. Should have got Sharpton involved. Oh, it’s a made-up story? All the better, for Rev. Al’s services.

  64. Juan Epstein says:

    “This is what I do.”

  65. Octopus says:

    Of more pressing concern:

  66. pineapple says:

    Toots Thielemans dead at 94. RIP. You may not know who he was but if you grew up in the 60’s you heard his harmonica in elevators. He had a sound all his own.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Nice arrangement. Go’s from ballad to up bossa. He’s known for his harmonca. He could whistle with super accuracy, as well. And he’s one of those guys who whistles his improvised guitar solos in synchrony. Like how George Benson can vocal scat along with his guitar.

  67. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Sorry ladies. It’s “Speedos dropped Lochte”. Not the other way around.

  68. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    White Supremacist Trump Supporters Protest Outside Houston NAACP Office
    3 hours ago

    Sorry Chunky. This jig was up many months ago. Also notice how the Donald can see through the sad bald faced lies of you and the pathetic media. Everyone else knows it too.

    Trump: Of Course I Denounce White Supremacists; Nobody Has Done More For Equality As I Have
    Posted By Tim Hains
    On Date March 1, 2016

    DONALD TRUMP: First of all, Mitt Romney is a failed candidate, should have won the race and he failed miserably. He was a terrible candidate for the Republicans.

    Secondly, David Duke and all was disavowed. I disavowed him on Friday. I disavowed them right after that because I thought if there was any question and you take a look at Twitter, almost immediately after on Twitter and Facebook, they were disavowed again. I disavow him every time I speak to somebody virtually and they just keep it going.

    They keep it going and they said, oh, we never looked at your twitter account. We never looked at Facebook. I said take a look at Facebook. It was totally disavowed.

    STEPHANOPOULOS: Are you prepared right now to make a clear and unequivocal statement renouncing the support of all white supremacists.

    DONALD TRUMP: I of course, I am. There’s nobody that’s done so much for equality as I can. In Palm Beach, Florida, I built a club, the Mara Lago club, totally open to everybody, that frankly set a new standard in clubs, and a new standard in Palm Beach, and I’ve gotten great credit for it. That is totally open to everybody. So, of course, I am.

  69. ISpeakJive says:

    Huh? Where is elsewhere?

    Maybe when they come to his “home office” and see a toilet in the middle of the garage, they get a little freaked out?

    • rightymouse says:

      Maybe he means something like this in the corner of the room he lives in?

      • Octopus says:

        It’s my understanding that Gus just goes free range, all over the backyard. Nobody likes Gus. He’s a dirty person. 😦