Blocking is better!

Charles gets into another Twitter fight, this time with Progressives Today, a conservative blog’s Twitter account. As usual Charles looks like a fool.

At least he did not block you, Charles.


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175 Comments on “Blocking is better!”

  1. Octopus says:

    Another episode of “Fatty McPaintballs” concludes. 😆

  2. Bunk X says:

  3. Pakimon says:

    Masturbation causes blindness?!

    I thought only smoking marijuana and eating Cheetos caused blindness. 😆

  4. Octopus says:

    http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/gun-homicides-us-down-40-1993-2014

    Firearm deaths down 40% since the early 90’s — what on Earth could be the cause?

    Hint: Global Warming

  5. Octopus says:

    So…more shade and precipitation at the poles, creating morecold and ice-mass. Isn’t that what you bitches have been yowling about for 15 years? 😆

  6. Arachne says:

    Words cannot express my outrage at Obama’s gall in attending the police memorial in Dallas – where was he during the slaughter of officers over the past two years? I hope the citizenry and the police officers of Dallas give him the same treatment that the NYPD gave deBlasio. .

  7. Octopus says:

    http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/287324-indicted-dem-orlando-victims-would-still-be-alive-if-agents

    I haven’t seen the Race Card played so clumsily and desperately since the golden era of Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, the Hip-Hop Mayor. I sure hope she ends up where he did.

  8. Octopus says:

    Off the pigs, he said. Well, it’s happening. You got your wish, Al.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Megan Kelly had a panel last night of prominent BLM and anti-BLM people. Deray was supposed to be there, but the whole prison thing happened.

      Lots of writers and activists and police and ex-FBI, etc. Quite a few black conservatives. And yes, like you said last night, the black conservatives were very rational and tried to bring up the dysfunction in the black community. The BLMers wouldn’t hear it. One black BLM lady wanted the police removed from Chicago completely, and another wouldn’t stop talking even when the microphone was on somebody else. You could hear her jabbering away in the background almost thru the whole show. She got incensed that a black conservative brought up that blacks kill other blacks at an incredibly high rate, saying that it was just a distraction from the real problems. Megan let her talk a bit, but she should have given her the whole hour so we all can see just how fanatical this movement has gotten.

  9. Arachne says:

    On Weasel Zippers, the new guessing game is how many times Preezidint Douchenozzle uses the FIRST person pronoun as opposed to the THIRD.
    Wonder how he’s going to react when he realized there are thousands of people he DIDN’T hand pick to listen to him. ‘

    I hope he’s turned into a verbal fajita by the crowd.

  10. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/07/police-officer-breaks-vertebrate-blacklivesmatter-mob-drops-concrete-head/

    But the Trump supporters are violent according to Chunky. LOL!

    And the BLM leaders comically state they don’t condone violence on Twitter. But the “protests” and marches quickly descend into rioting, menacing, hurting people, berating people, they don’t know with hateful profanity. Their inspirational speeches are laced with F bombs mostly about “We need to fight back” “We need to hit them first” And so on.

    Or this guy who recommends running over and shooting police. Only the white men I assume. This guy’s no random idiot, he’s got two megaphones preaching to the crowd.

    Black Lives Matter leader: Whatever you do, you pull your pistol out and f*cking bust them… Trust me when you see me move, I’m moving in violence. We need action. I don’t give a f*ck if you knock them over, whether you run up on them, whatever you do, you better f*cking take action.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/07/caught-video-black-lives-matter-leader-calls-running-shooting-police/

  11. KingKuffa says:

    I like how he used Politifact to poo poo Victoria Taft’s credibility. Wonder if Chucky has seen their page on Obama. http://www.politifact.com/personalities/barack-obama/statements/byruling/pants-fire/

    • Richard ben Youssef says:

      Good God, could you include a trigger warning? I can’t afford any more lost brain cells.

      You want to see 14 year old white boy privilege, son? Watch the video of the boy crying on his father’s casket because Black Lives Matter but his dad’s life and service as a police officer made him a random target. And people are CHEERING the murderer.

      I work with boys your age near-daily. I’ve never heard anything this stupid out of any of them. I blame your parents, frankly.

      • Octopus says:

        Yes, the parents. But also give the kid’s teachers some credit, and the self-identified Liberal MSM. The kid’s been barraged with this noise since he was puking pablum, and now he can’t stop puking out this glurge. It’s gross.

        • rightymouse says:

          My son went to a good private school, but that didn’t stop some of the teachers from trying to indoctrinate him. We helped him keep his head straight & called out the teachers when they overstepped the boundary between teaching and indoctrination. The parents of the 14 year old made a mess of their son emotionally & intellectually. Horrible.

          • Octopus says:

            My girls were hit pretty hard with libturd tropes in their all-girls Catholic HS, and then both were hit by both barrels of the same bullshot in college. They are recovering. 🙂

  12. windbag says:

    …so….Chunky thinks he won that one…

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso never admits when he’s pushed buttons too far & gets head-slammed for everyone to see. He’s too much of a dumbass to realize he’s been taken to the woodshed.

  13. rightymouse says:

    You first, asshole.

    • rightymouse says:

      Charles is a hate-filled homophobe.

      • Octopus says:

        He also thinks “Delete your account” is a righteous statement. He’s 63. 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        This guy retweeted Fatso’s tweet above to Hoft. Sez he’s a Republican. I LOL’d. 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    Mark Levin nailed the Unicorn Messiah’s ass to the wall:

    http://therightscoop.com/mark-levin-gives-pro-police-speech-obama-should-have-given-today-at-dallas-police-funeral/

    I just listened to both of these clips. I need a drink. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      I listen to Mark’s podcast on the way to work in the a.m. The speech HE gave was wonderful. As one caller put it about Obama’s speech “I listened to it not expecting anything and I was STILL disappointed.”

      • Octopus says:

        I can only listen to Unicorn Messiah for about five seconds, so I was glad to hear Levin break it down into its component idiocies. I hear the same crapola every time he opens his purple mouth, but I don’t want to explore the deeper meanings, as it gives me a migraine. Even this abbreviated sample was sick-making. Thank Jesus this asshole is going to be out of office soon!

  15. Octopus says:

    Aw, poor Fatass! They’re expressing the mildest criticism of Shrillary, his beloved Queen. Why won’t they shut up? SHUT UP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUP!!!!!

  16. Octopus says:

    Oh, no…don’t tell me they’ve found your extension cord again, over at the neighbors, and they keep unplugging it. How cruel and fascist of them. You should file a complaint with the police department.

  17. Octopus says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/07/12/university-student-who-criticized-black-lives-matter-faces-death-threats.html

    BLM confirms that it is indeed a terror organization, by issuing death threats against a critic. Said critic just happens to be a follower of “Dangerous Faggot,” Milo Yiannopoulos. A camp follower? No, he’s just a conservative gay man. Be careful, son.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I’m seeing a lot of parallels between BLM and radical Islam. Creepy!

      • Octopus says:

        Like the fact that they’re both based on a Big Lie?

        http://legalinsurrection.com/2016/07/blacklivesmatter-is-based-on-a-lie/

        Remember how Chunky embraced the Michael Brown mythology as if it was gospel truth, even before the first round of racial polemics was fired? He was in rare form during that ugly episode, as the Waddling Orders came down quickly from Soros Central. When the whole story being promoted by the racist agitators fell apart, and Darren Wilson was found to have been acting completely in self-defense by a grand jury against a raging criminal looking to kill him, Chunky never apologized to his 12 readers for misleading them.

        It’s almost like he lacks honesty and integrity. I mean, a casual observer could draw that unhappy conclusion. Like, every day. It’s a problem, as people will not pay such a person, not even the pocket-change they throw in the donation cup at the 7-11.

        • Bunk X says:

          Read the transcript only, didn’t watch the vids yet. The comments are interesting, especially the logical smackdown of another commenter by TX-rifraph | July 9, 2016 at 7:01 pm.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          She had an article in the WSJ today on the same thing. Data, data, data. That’s what this whole bogus BS has been lacking since Ferguson.

          I would like to see somebody pin the BLM leaders down and ask them about these statistics. Preferably roped to a chair with a swinging lamp over their head. I would like to see any problems with police departments dealt with locally. It makes no sense to protest in NYC something that happened in Louisiana, unless you want a Federal response. If a police force has a bad shooting, take care of it locally. Since Ferguson, the DOJ has basically taken over a bunch of police departments. My town is one of them. The police have pulled back from policing and now our crime rates in every category have gone up almost 30% in the last year. I see some BLM apologists snark that crime rates have plummeted in the last 25 years. But since Ferguson happened, they’ve gone right straight back up. But the disingenuous shits in the BLM won’t tell that part of the story.

          We really don’t have unity in this country anymore. When we had 3 TV channels, if a program was broadcast, easily 1/2 the country would see it. Now, trying to get information out is a hit or miss proposition. We float around on memes and snippets and slogans and headlines. Obama said yesterday, blacks just “KNOW” that they are targeted unfairly. Most people don’t have time to sit down and really do research. They depend on people who are employed to report to feed them the facts. And when they selectively report to prop up an agenda, it really damages this nation. Chunky used to be able to recognize this fact. But now he’s all for it.

          Everything that Chunky-butt rails against about science, that people’s opinions aren’t fact-based, etc., applies to politics just as much. Chunky will float a meme that isn’t backed up by anything real, but he doesn’t care, and in BLM’s case it’s now getting people killed for real.

      • Arachne says:

        Cleveland Browns player Isaiah Crowell thought he was being edgy posting drawing of police officer being beheaded by BLM “ISIS” style. Now claims “doesn’t reflect his beliefs.” After getting serious pushback from all quarters. What bullshit. Hope police tell the Browns “pay for your own effing security next season.”

        • Octopus says:

          His pay from the first game is going to a Dallas Police fund, about $35G. God damn social media! 😆

  18. Octopus says:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/colleges/new-court-documents-suggest-others-at-penn-state-knew-of-jerry-sandusky-abuse/2016/07/12/9752f5a6-4853-11e6-90a8-fb84201e0645_story.html

    It’s time for Paterno’s family, and the whole football family at Penn State including all the players who played under Joepa and Sandusky, to just stop trying to exonerate the disgraced coaches. At the least, Paterno was an enabler, who lied about not knowing anything about the situation with Sandusky, who was a serial pedophile running rampant and using his position of trust in the most disgusting way imaginable. A LOT of people knew there were bad things going on, and nobody did anything to stop it. It’s probably the worst scandal in sports history. No, the statue isn’t coming back.

  19. Octopus says:

    THE first officer to storm the Lindt Cafe said he saw Man Monis immediately and shouted: “There’s the c..t. Shoot him.”

    And they did, right in the head. YAY! One less terrorist.

    An inspiring story of law enforcement competence: http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/lindt-cafe-siege-inquest-police-alpha-team-reveal-last-moments-leading-to-gunman-man-monis-death/news-story/4e5de2813d142f6313369d48303fdd2f

  20. SpaceAllah says:

    Charles is trying hard to start his own splinter movement from BLM, Fat Guys Matter. Although with him, it is more accurately known as Fat Guys Fatter. Now that’s about the only thing he’s had success with in the past few years.

  21. rightymouse says:

    What the…??????

    • Octopus says:

      This is incontrovertible proof that Gus hasn’t worked in about 20 years. He thinks that these mysterious and evil “co-workers” are prone to go off on gay-hating tirades as if that is a thing in today’s world. Also, the thin eyebrows thing…WTF? 😆

  22. ISpeakJive says:

    Are you guys doing Pokemongo? I can’t even get on the server.

    • Octopus says:

      I just saw about ten people wander past, all staring fixedly at their phones.
      Po-kee-maaaan — gotta catch ’em all!

      And we will, dammit. Every last one of the little freaks.

    • rightymouse says:

      Nope. It’s kid stuff. I had to ask a gal at work today who has young kids & we both rolled our eyes.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      My nephew is a couch potato this summer. He totally could stand to get outside and get some vitamin D. Surprised he doesn’t already have rickets. This might help. 🙂

    • Pakimon says:

      Saw a little kid (about 4 years old)with her mom the other day doing the Pokemon-go thing. The joy on that little kid’s face as she was catching the elusive pokemon put a smile on my face.

      I just hope the corpulent ponytailed blogger doesn’t invent a Pakimon-go app. I don’t want to be chased around by a gimpy, unemployed, garage-dwelling stewbum staring into an Obamaphone enraged over an Operetta de Gusano™ episode. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        At least you won’t have to exert yourself or speed up at all, to avoid its grimy, spittle-flecked rant. Just step around it, avoiding eye contact.

  23. Octopus says:

    WHY DON’T NOBODY READ OR LISTEN TO ME? WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!1!

    We dig ya, baby. We think you’re really groovy. The media is afraid to talk to you, lest you steal their jobs with your wit, scoops and dashing good looks.

  24. Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

  25. Octopus says:

    Who knew the Painter Of Light had a dark side?

  26. Octopus says:

    “‘Cuz that’s what I would do.”

    • Arachne says:

      Right fatty – Shall we start counting the anonymous sources used by your pals at AMessNBC, the Washington Compost and the New York Slimes.

  27. Octopus says:

    Fatass is feeling particularly ornery today, isn’t he? Must have seen the latest polls from the battleground states. 😆

    It’s on like Donkey Kong, you lying sack of Cheetos-flecked poo.

  28. rightymouse says:

    From MEMRI. Egyptians think Obama is a freaking joke.

  29. Arachne says:

    We haven’t had an update in awhile and I lost my link to it when Google Chrome totally crashed on my computer after the move.

    I see the Begging Bowl is up to $4,105. And as usual, amount from Anonymous donor is matched by a “named” donor. And it’s always happening at a month bunching. Dribs and drabs on an ongoing basis would be more likely a pattern for this.

    14 months and he STILL hasn’t hit the halfway point. Anyone else think he thought he’d be on his way to a SECOND or THIRD $10,000 installment by now?

  30. ISTE died and came back to life says:

    Well, this is totally off topic but gave me a true insight as to how my friends regard me.

    Yesterday afternoon I was taking a drink from a bottle of water and some of it went down the “wrong hole”

    We have all done it, it feels like you are going to die. Can’t breath, can’t do shit…. gonna die.

    Alone when it happens you thump your chest with your fist, wish someone would grab you by the ankles and shake the nasty out of your lungs.

    When with someone you wave your arms frantically, look at them withe eyes so large and bulging a goldfish would envy you.

    I was dying… I thought help was just a few feet away, texting to someone on her iThing. She just laughed as I saw my past before my eyes and my life fade away. She ignored me!

    After a minute or so my body got its shit together and breathing gradually returned.

    I survived…. I then asked the person who was sitting just three feet away from me “why didn’t you help me when I needed you!!!!!!!”

    She calmly replied “You weren’t blue”

    Remember this…. Only #Bluelivesmatter

    (Actually the me nearly choking to death and the casual observer realising it was not a true medical emergency did happen. She new I was faking death to get CPR and a quick feel… )

  31. Notasmurf! says:

    Well, this is totally off topic but gave me a true insight as to how my friends regard me.

    Yesterday afternoon I was taking a drink from a bottle of water and some of it went down the “wrong hole”

    We have all done it, it feels like you are going to die. Can’t breath, can’t do shit…. gonna die.

    Alone when it happens you thump your chest with your fist, wish someone would grab you by the ankles and shake the nasty out

    of your lungs.

    When with someone you wave your arms frantically, look at them withe eyes so large and bulging a goldfish would envy you.

    I was dying… I thought help was just a few feet away, texting to someone on her iThing. She just laughed as I saw my past

    before my eyes and my life fade away. She ignored me!

    After a minute or so my body got its shit together and breathing gradually returned.

    I survived…. I then asked the person who was sitting just three feet away from me “why didn’t you help me when I needed

    you!!!!!!!”

    She calmly replied “You weren’t blue”

    Remember this…. Only #Bluelivesmatter

    (Actually the me nearly choking to death and the casual observer realising it was not a true medical emergency did happen.

    She new I was faking death to get CPR and a quick feel… )

  32. Notasmurf! says:

    Banned is ok by me

    • Notasmurf! says:

      LOL well that got through so……

      Well, this is totally off topic but gave me a true insight as to how my friends regard me.

      Yesterday afternoon I was taking a drink from a bottle of water and some of it went down the “wrong hole”

      We have all done it, it feels like you are going to die. Can’t breath, can’t do shit…. gonna die.

      Alone when it happens you thump your chest with your fist, wish someone would grab you by the ankles and shake the nasty out

      of your lungs.

      When with someone you wave your arms frantically, look at them withe eyes so large and bulging a goldfish would envy you.

      I was dying… I thought help was just a few feet away, texting to someone on her iThing. She just laughed as I saw my past

      before my eyes and my life fade away. She ignored me!

      After a minute or so my body got its shit together and breathing gradually returned.

      I survived…. I then asked the person who was sitting just three feet away from me “why didn’t you help me when I needed

      you!!!!!!!”

      She calmly replied “You weren’t blue”

      Remember this…. Only #Bluelivesmatter

      (Actually the me nearly choking to death and the casual observer realising it was not a true medical emergency did happen.

      She new I was faking death to get CPR and a quick feel… )

  33. Octopus says:

    Christ on a crutch…please help me!

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/283333-white-woman-takes-life-into-her-own-hands-walks-chicago-south-side-with-sign-saying-black-america-im-sorry/


    She only walks during the daylight hours.

    Via CBS 2:

    Just four words: Black America, I’m Sorry.

    Laurella Willis’ methods are turning heads on Chicago’s South Side, CBS 2’s Audrina Bigos reports.

    “It’s very touching,” said one resident. “Especially someone who’s not colored.”

    About 20 miles a day, Willis walks with the sign. She says she is sorry about “everything that’s going on in America.”

    The violence, the anger, the racial tension, all of it.

    “I don’t want to continue to see Black American being oppressed, and held down and killed like animals,” Willis said.

    WVON Radio host Mark Wallace spotted Willis walking on 87th Street.

    “No one put her up to this and she woke up and decided White America there’s a problem and we need to do something about it,” Wallace said.

  34. Octopus says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/07/13/massive-migrant-camp-housing-hundreds-refugees-found-near-george-clooneys-lakeside-mansion/

    Sheer comedy gold, right here. 😆

    Open the door, George. Amal, make some coffee for your new friends. Better put some more clothes on, first…

  35. rightymouse says:

    What a liar. He’d fuss up a storm just like he does at Twitter.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m sure your 200 friends on FB would be upset. I have that many friends and I’m a nobody.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s going to be very interesting to see how Pam’s lawsuit is handled by the courts. It looks like she has a decent case, and a ground-breaking one. Fatass is too stupid to consider all the details, such as the fact that Facebook has a monolithic grip on social media discussion, which is being used to push a very leftist agenda. She’s simply stating uncomfortable truths about Islamic terror, which are getting harder and harder for the current administration and their Palace Guard Media to sweep under the political correctness rug. There are more attacks coming, you can count on that. The next administration, which will be in office by the time this thing goes to court, isn’t likely to be as pro-caliphate as this here one.

  36. Arachne says:

    Left hypocrisy example no. 6,792 —

    New Black Panther Party has announced that they will be bringing guns to Cleveland next week “for self-protection.” Okay….first of all, YOU’RE the ones putting yourself in this mythical harm’s way. You’re the ones GOING to Cleveland – it isn’t like they’re putting the convention in the middle of your neighborhood.

    Statement has not been condemned by the gun control freakazoids at the Democrat Party or their Village Idiot Obama.

    Now…..imagine if you will a TEA Party group stated that they would be bringing guns to Philadelphia two weeks from now “for self-protection.”

    I’m just sayin’…..

    • Octopus says:

      They intend to have their race war, don’t they?

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      What a surprise. More menacing from the NBPP. These are the ones that stand on street corners with bullhorns and pamphlets and tell black people to go into white people’s houses and murder their children. I suppose they’ll try blocking the entrance to the convention and hard stare everyone down.

      • Arachne says:

        Also the same ones who had charges dismissed against them for voter intimidation in 2008. Picture if you will the NRA outside a polling place using the same rhetoric and brandishing the same instruments of intimidation to liberals going in to vote in 2016.

  37. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Is anyone else getting sick of libtards doing and saying the exact wrong thing in public. Then turning around and saying they don’t agree with what they just said or did? She’s clearly revealed herself as a power hungry crooked old hag.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-07-14/supreme-court-justice-ginsburg-regrets-her-ill-advised-bashing-donald-trump

    Maybe she was having one of these moments where she just couldn’t stop herself.

    Except looking like this.

  38. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Um OK shut just up Newt. Trump just said he’s the candidate of Law and Order. Pirates were the terrorists of their day and a major law enforcement problem and threat to society. Just shut up.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2016/07/14/newt-trump-is-like-a-pirate-and-so-am-i/

  39. Arachne says:

    If Trump had any sense at all, he’d BEG Scott Walker to take the VP slot. Or Mike Lee. Pence isn’t a bad choice. But Newt Gingrich or Chris Christie would turn off a LOT of voters.

  40. ISpeakJive says:

  41. ISpeakJive says:

    Charles Barkley would make a fine VP. Heard him on the radio yesterday. Really good.

  42. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    At first I thought this was a joke, but….

    Bernie Fans Say ‘Fart-In’ Against Hillary Will Go On
    Unswayed by his endorsement, progressives continue to stockpile beans for the Democratic convention.

    http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-07-12/bernie-fans-say-fart-in-against-hillary-will-go-on

    Gee. Wonder where they got that idea?

    Alinsky’s tactics were often unorthodox. In Rules for Radicals he wrote,
    [t]he job of the organizer is to maneuver and bait the establishment so that it will publicly attack him as a ‘dangerous enemy.’ [According to Alinsky], the hysterical instant reaction of the establishment [will] not only validate [the organizer’s] credentials of competency but also ensure automatic popular invitation.[14]

    As an example, after organizing FIGHT (an acronym for Freedom, Independence [subsequently Integration], God, Honor, Today) in Rochester, New York,[15] Alinsky once threatened to stage a “fart in” to disrupt the sensibilities of the city’s establishment at a Rochester Philharmonic concert. FIGHT members were to consume large quantities of baked beans after which, according to author Nicholas von Hoffman, “FIGHT’s increasingly gaseous music-loving members would tie themselves to the concert hall where they would sit expelling gaseous vapors with such noisy velocity as to compete with the woodwinds.”[16] Satisfied with his threat yielding action, Alinsky later threatened a “piss in” at Chicago O’Hare Airport. Alinsky planned to arrange for large numbers of well-dressed African Americans to occupy the urinals and toilets at O’Hare for as long as it took to bring the city to the bargaining table. According to Alinsky, once again the threat alone was sufficient to produce results.[16] In Rules for Radicals, he notes that this tactic fell under two of his rules: Rule #3: Wherever possible, go outside the experience of the enemy; and Rule #4: Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_Alinsky

    Is this how Mao took power? Bernie sanders actually farts on TV. Official protest fart is at 23:22

    • Octopus says:

      Have they found their level, yet? Or will they descend to even lower depths, during this campaign season from Hell?

      I suspect the latter. I mean, they’re fomenting a race war, on purpose. There is no bottom.

  43. Octopus says:

    It’s gob-smacking, that even a ludicrous fat figure of fun like Fatass would dare to make such a statement, given the way his beloved Unicorn Messiah has trampled all over American Democracy in so many, many ways. But, this is how far he’s fallen, and he can’t get up. 😆

    • Does this fool actually believe what he says? Does he even listen to himself?

      • Octopus says:

        He’s suffering some kind of dementia for sure, Ice. Nobody with both oars in the water would sit in the house all day tweeting such glurge for no pay. He’s in a death spiral that began in 2009 and is due to impact the Earth with considerable force before 2020. I can only imagine he’s subsisting on some kind of inheritance supplemented with welfare. Probably on permanent disability thanks to some made-up ailment.

      • Bunk X says:

        Yeah. Someone is a candidate therefore it’s a threat to American Democracy. Pheew.

    • Arachne says:

      But his Beastie love will follow the rule of law, right FATASS?

  44. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    That’s just how Chunky rolls.

  45. rightymouse says:

    And so Fatso gets a new object of his idiotic BS.

  46. Octopus says:

    Prepare yourself for the most hilarious joke ever squalled into a mic:

  47. Octopus says:

    Religion Of Pieces is slaughtering people in France again. A truck drives into a crowd, guns blazing, and dozens are killed. Ongoing situation. Don’t forget to block Pam, Facebook.

    • pineapple says:

      The world needs to wake up and start making trucks more difficult to purchase.

    • rightymouse says:

      Absolutely horrific!! The French need to start pushing back on these barbarians & stop their squishy policies.

      • Octopus says:

        “Squishy”…umm, maybe too soon?

        • rightymouse says:

          I pray France grows balls. Am part French but have told my hubby for years to quit calling me ‘Frenchy’ because they’re so squishy.

          • Octopus says:

            Yeah, I was referring to the truck running them over and squishing them, because I had to make a too-soon comment. What we used to call “black humor,” back in the day.

            I think France is being forced to grow a pair, along with the rest of the European countries that don’t want to be completely taken over by the medieval horror of Islam. Pray it’s not too late. A lot of people think it is, that France and other Western European countries are already gone, with sharia courts and no-go zones proliferating like rats in a junkyard.

      • Arachne says:

        I imagine we’ll hear Obama lecture the nation on this — just as soon as he can find some way to blame this on either the NRA or America’s police.

  48. pineapple says:

    This was retweeted by the racist @deray mckesson who heads the terrorist BLM hate group movement.

    Wasn’t Deray invited to the White House yesterday? Nice message there you zombie looking freakazoid, and you too Odumbo.

    • Octopus says:

      It wouldn’t surprise me one bit if Unicorn Messiah retweeted that pic. It’s totally congruent with his overall message.

  49. Robert says:

    I was just looking at Trump’s tweet about the terrorist attack in Nice. And, skimming the replies to it, there is Charles Johnson trolling him. lol

  50. ISpeakJive says:

    OMG. That video. Walking thru the crowd of people mowed down by the truck.

    I hate this.

    And of course the idiot ninnies on Twitter won’t stop chastising people posting the video. Reality’s a bitch and then some.

  51. rightymouse says:

    What an unmitigated ignorant ass-hole. Fatso, you’re pathetic.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Chunky used to understand the perils of appeasement. Sad!

      Omigosh. Maybe he’s in “transition” and taking female hormones! Something has happened to remove the testosterone from his system.

      Could it be? The rounding and softening features. The penchant for ponytails?

    • gizbot7 says:

      He is such an an unmitigated loser asshole. Good freaking grief.

  52. ISpeakJive says:

    Bwahahahaha. Gut one.

  53. JimboXL says:

    More dead bodies for the alter of progressivism. Obama fail, Clinton fail, progressive fail. How do Dims win this election without a lot of dumb,suicidal nuts voting.

  54. Octopus says:

    Here’s the Strongest Fucker Ever:

    He nearly died lifting this bitch, breaking blood vessels in his head. He’s fine now, and ready to defend his title if anyone should ever break it.

  55. Octopus says:

    What the hell happened out there? I heard a loud crash, and some yelling…

    Shit.
    1 hour ago
    Slide.
    1 hour ago
    Whatever.
    1 hour ago
    Tetaas.
    1 hour ago
    Boom.
    1 hour ago
    Oh shit!
    1 hour ago
    Nice.
    1 hour ago
    Right.
    1 hour ago
    Whatever. No biggie.
    1 hour ago
    No problem.
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  56. Octopus says:

    This shit is all fucked up. I see that now. Will one of you mechanics get down into the WordPress bowels and get things moving? Thanks!

  57. Octopus says:

    http://tinyurl.com/h8qzhvu

    Here’s my old drinking/girl-chasing buddy, wearing a shirt that would have prompted his old selfish self to jump in front of a fast-moving automobile. Yes, that’s my old pal Bruce, on the far right. He’s one year older than me, and we were on the same hockey team for several years, A very bad sport, he was. Lots of anger, as his Dad was killed in an industrial accident when he was 12. He and I used to play half-court, 2-on-2 basketball against all comers at the local schoolyard, and one time we got into a fight with a couple of angry punks that lasted way too long, and we never stopped talking about it. He was nearly my best man, and stood up in my wedding, and left his girlfriend-date for his bridesmaid — he took his date home and came back to canoodle with his bridesmaid all night. And now his wife’s voices tell him what to do. 😆

    P.S. My wife’s voices also tell me what to do. I usually do what they say.