Ludwig’s LGF2.0 Rant – A Retrospective

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In 2010, the blogwars were in full schwing.

LGF2.0, aka The Blogmocracy, had already left a welt on the soft underbelly of Little Green Footballs, if only by existing and attracting ex-lizards who’d had enough of Charles Johnson’s fascist blogging style:

Yes, you can post comments and opinions freely here unless I disagree with them, and I won’t tell you when you’ve crossed the line or where the line is until you’re gone.

Ludwig Van Quixote was Charles Johnson’s darling when he penned an LGF Tutorial for new “hatchlings” and  gave his assessment of “The Stalkers” without having any idea who or what he was writing about. Here it is in its entirety.

LUDWIG'S GUIDE

Ludwig, we miss your insanity. Honest. Please come back to Little Green Footballs. Please. Charles needs our traffic.

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205 Comments on “Ludwig’s LGF2.0 Rant – A Retrospective”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Good ol’ Ludwig.

    His shaming exploits were majestic to behold!

    Unfortunately for him, he went a shaming too far…

    Fox News Slut Shaming = Good

    Iceweasel Shaming = Bad

    Fat Shaming = Getting The Stick 😆

    Ah, memories…

  2. Octopus says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/05/black-lives-matter-activists-hijack-toronto-pride-parade.html?intcmp=hplnws

    This story tickles the ol’ funnybone on several levels. The BLM’s get a special invite to the parade, and they go nutso-racist-fascist. Their list of demands is precious in the extreme. Note that “community” in the list refers to BLM commandants. 😆

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Jeezy pete. The black losers consider themselves bigger losers than the gay/transgender losers. That’s some serious self esteem issues. Why don’t they all just STFU and go get a job?

      • Octopus says:

        Because “job” is a construct of the White Patriarchal System Of Oppression, involving such Eurocentric constructs such as Artificial Temporality, i.e., showing up on time, and working for an arbitrary amount of time, even when you have funner things to do like smoke blunts and protest all the things, and Western Standards of Attractiveness, being culti-shamed into adopting the proper clothing for a particular job, and not having neck-bolts, tribal facial tattoos, or other expressions of your special individuality.

  3. Octopus says:

    This must be the anti-semitic tweet Chunky was blubbering about all the other day. He gets stuff, our big porky Chunkster!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Those hidden hands are EVERYWHERE. Hey, aren’t you Irish? On, no, not you!

      • Octopus says:

        I love this song. Okay, it’s not as great as one of Chunky’s “hip” #nowpeeings, but it’s a fine classic rawk number. Got the drums, guitars and a manly vocal from Mick. 🙂

        • rightymouse says:

          My best BFF is a Mick fanatic. And I mean FANATIC!! I find him to be a bit of a pig. As I did John Lennon. Fame made them both libertines.

          • Octopus says:

            Of course they’re pigs! They’re rock stars. It’s part of the gig. 😆

            I was never a huge fan of Jagger personally, but I LOVE the band’s music. Most of it, anyway. I always preferred it to the Beatles, which my wife thinks is akin to being mentally retarded. Their last good song (that wasn’t a rewrite of a previous hit) was probably 35 years ago, but the music they created in their 15-year window of greatness is unmatched in terms of consistent quality, with some awful crap thrown in for bad measure.

            Keith Richards’ autobiography was a great read, too. What a character. Had some fun at Mick’s expense in that book, too.

          • Abu Robert Johnson Made the Stones says:

          • Octopus says:

            There’s a very good argument to be made that bands like the Stones and Led Zep made the old black blues artists, or at least provided the cachet for the survivors to keep on touring into their old age. The Stones made no secret of the fact they worshipped the R & B performers of this country, who were practically unknown to the public before their songs were covered by the British Invasion bands. Richards’ book goes into great detail on this subject — he was obsessed with Muddy Waters, among others.

            Even Led Zep, the most shameless thieves of all, eventually coughed up a significant amount of money to pay back their debt to artists like Willie Dixon and others. Not enough money, but more than most expected.

          • Octopus says:

            Guitar man.

  4. Octopus says:

    Wha’ happened?! Are you okay? 😯

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    God he must agonize over the music selections….everything has to build this “character” he has become.

  6. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    He has no character whatsoever. And speaking of no character.

    http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/07/06/darrell-issa-we-are-in-a-crisis-and-hillary-clinton-is-a-criminal-involved-in-a-criminal-enterprise/

    Issa said:

    We are in a crisis because Hillary Clinton, if the voters do not stop her, will be the next President of the United States. She will, in fact, on Day One say, “Pardon me,” and she’ll mean it. She’ll have pardoned herself. She will have, in fact, gone from being a criminal involved in a criminal enterprise — obviously, Clinton Cash depicted that — and somebody who flaunted the security laws, the privacy laws, the presidential and the Federal Records Act, and gotten away with it.

  7. Arachne says:

    Aw shucks – no rant against me from Ludwig – well, at least my Carolina Girl persona made the “search terms”. I think my flounce had been published by then.

    BTW Ludwig – maybe next time proofread your rants or at least use the correct verbiage. M was the “Grande Dame” not the “grand dam”. She is not a major structure over a waterway designed to provide hydroelectric power.

    • Octopus says:

      I take a certain amount of pride in actually having been banned by Mad Lewdy, in a thread where he was ridiculing me for being skeptical about AGW. He dared me to say one more thing in defense of my position, and I did. Momentarily, I was banned. This instantaneous banning led me to believe Lewd-Man was a Chunky-sock, but perhaps he was just in direct real-time contact with the Fat Fuhrer, coordinating the purge. I don’t know. I wonder if I could search up that thread, now.

      • Arachne says:

        The “monitor lizards” be crazy over there. We did my flounce in three parts at 6:00 a.m. EST and “M” (the “grand dam”) punched it in, grabbed a screen shot, with each part. I imagine Sharmuta was having a panic attack since she couldn’t get me banned before all three parts were published. The unemployed ass-kissers then spent the rest of the day calling me a psychotic.

        • Octopus says:

          Calling people insane because they disagree with you is a common tactic of totalitarian crybullies — look at how often (every damn day) Chunky calls someone psychotic on Twitter. He’s a perfect example of the illiberal type, the “Fuck yeah, I’m a social justice warrior”-doo-doo head very well explored in this video:

          What Chunky became (and his lickspittle toadies avidly mimicked) after the Moronic Conversion in ’09 was a modern-day version of the old Soviet-era neighborhood spies, who peered from the grimy windows of their rancid apartments at their neighbors looking for political misdeeds or spoken expressions of dissatisfaction with the Communist regime. Just as he loves reporting everybody to Twitter, he would relish turning in a neighbor to the local politsiya for assignment to Siberia.

          • ISpeakJive says:

            I know that type. Our city had a big push this year to have neighbors report illegal fireworks. Special number to call, etc. You can’t buy aerials in town, but you can, 20 minutes away, on the Indian reservations, easily.

            This year, the city looked like a war zone. Big blasts in the sky all around us for hours. Beautiful. And a big middle finger to the gov’t nannies. It was awesome.

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        His writing style was significantly more sophisticated than Chunk’s hamfisted 7th grade level. However it does show that over the years, time and time again Chunk assigns top level authority to bat shit crazy individuals and then cruelly throws them out later. It’s a mean streak M.O. with this jerk.

      • Bunk X says:

        If you and the Spider Lady can pinpoint a date or a thread topic, the BRC might be able to find it intact.

        • Arachne says:

          Find what intact?

          • Bunk X says:

            Your flounce thread(s).

          • Octopus says:

            I have no idea about the thread topic, Bunk. It happened in 2010, though. Ludwig and I were trading barbs, and suddenly he turned into a raving little fascist. And now I just remembered, I wasn’t going by the name Octopus in my second stint at LGF, I was using GaryCooper. So’s I searches on that name, and viola, this mention comes up:

            http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/230662_NASA_Study_Finds_Earths_Lakes_

            Note, the insipid little snot’s name has been changed to “Almost Killed By Space Hookers.” Isn’t that cute? Too bad the Lewdy-name is still unchanged in every reply. Chunky trying to hide shit. 😆

            I really had him on the ropes several times, which was very easy to do, as he was completely full of shit on the issue of AGW. Like Fatass. You can see he is still smarting from his whipping, in remarks like this:

            6 Almost Killed by Space Hookers
            Tue, Nov 23, 2010 4:19:10pm
            3
            down
            up
            report
            re: #4 Sergey Romanov

            Waiting for his next talking point. When confronted with simple scientific facts they always move on and pretend the first thrashing didn’t happen. Though to be honest with you, that troll post wasn’t even Snork level dumb. It was GaryCooper (another banned retard) dumb.

            MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!

    • daffy duck says:

      That was pretty cool.

      Can’t wait for my next visit to the eye doctor….

      • Octopus says:

        It’s a reminder of how what you think you see with your own eyes is processed by your brain, using scientific processes of which I have little to no knowledge. But what you think you see, isn’t always what you see. This we have seen.

  8. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    So as head of State Department you get to be a total criminal.

    Hillary Aide Huma Abedin Admits Clinton ‘Burned’ Her Daily Schedules to Keep Them from Investigators

    In a recent deposition, Hillary Clinton’s top aide, Huma Abedin, admitted that Clinton actually burned copies of her daily schedule, preventing investigators from discovering with whom she met while she was Obama’s Secretary of State.
    Hillary’s likely illegal destruction of public records further complicates investigations into her actions as Secretary of State and could lead to further lawsuits as watchdog groups sue the government to reveal documents during her tenure.

    The admission came as Abedin, wife of troubled New York politician Anthony Weiner, was being deposed in connection with a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit demanding Clinton’s records from her time in the Obama administration.

    During the quizzing, Abedin was asked, “And during your tenure at the State Department, were you aware of your obligation not to delete federal records or destroy federal records?”

    Her reply was astonishing.

    “If there was a schedule that was created that was her Secretary of State daily schedule, and a copy of that was then put in the burn bag, that . . . that certainly happened on . . . on more than one occasion,” Abedin said during the meeting.

    Hillary herself has admitted to destroying public documents explaining away her deletion of emails as having only deleted messages of a personal nature to her husband and daughter. But this is the first time anyone in Hillary’s close circle has admitted to destroying public documents.

    This admission is incredible, according to Richard Grenell, former diplomat and US spokesman at the United Nations.

    “I’ve never seen anyone put their schedule in the burn bag — because every one of them had a state.gov email address and therefore their daily schedules became public records, as required by law,” Grenell told the New York Post.

    Clinton’s wanton destruction of public records to cover her tracks has been called “reckless” and borderline illegal.

    Washington watchdog group Judicial Watch had previously discovered that Clinton approved an “illegal job” for Huma Abedin affording the aide a large payout of tax dollars. Late last year the group discovered that Clinton signed off on a set aside job for Abedin at the State Department that they say flouted the law.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/05/hillary-aide-huma-abedin-admits-clinton-burned-her-daily-schedules-to-keep-them-from-investigators/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+breitbart+%28Breitbart+News%29

    • Arachne says:

      Always mindful that the shrieking harpy criminal candidate was the same c**t that brought criminal charges against Billy Dale of the Travel Office (and then LIED about her involvement), cheered when Scooter Libby was indicted for the Valerie Plame non-scandal and jailed a filmmaker to perpetuate her LIE.

      There IS a criminal felony count for “negligence” that differentiates it from the “intentional” when it comes to leaking classified information. There is also a criminal count for PERJURY, which she has also committed. She might ask her husband about that one.

  9. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Leftists are natural crooks and liars because they believe any crime or lie justifies the ends and goals of liberalism. This of course includes crapping on other people’s exercising their rights as Americans.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/07/hacked-email-shows-democrat-party-spend-800000-disrupt-rnc-cleveland/

  10. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    They’re literally selling women to be raped by murderers. But the world is OK with this and our Preezydunce Obungle ignored these animals for several years until he was shamed into acting against them. And still pretends like the victimized Israel is just as bad somehow by using the insulting term ISIL instead of ISIS.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/07/isis-sells-sex-slaves-smartphone-apps/

    • Richard ben Youssef says:

      Hey, don’t forget the US tech firms that obey Chinese dictatorships but can’t be arsed to cleanse their platforms of slavery.

  11. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I just read that the Shrillbeast is farther in front of Trump than ever. Further proof we live in a banana republic kleptocratic Idiocracy. She is quite clearly and emphatically for all to see an unindicted felon. And now it’s clear she, on the record committed perjury several times.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/06/hillary-clinton-committed-perjury-benghazi-committee-two-more-ways/

  12. Arachne says:

    There’s a part of me that still believes Obama is going to pull that rug out from under her.

  13. Octopus says:

    I can’t. I have to go off the grid.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      My Dad had a good theory this morning. If Comey recommended indictment, and Lynch did indict, Obama could pardon her instantaneously. So no, an indictment at this point would not be good.

      The FBI doesn’t want her pardoned.

      I think I caught the tail end of Rush today saying something similar. So it’s really not over til it’s over.

      I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish.

      • rightymouse says:

        Rush has been consistent with this position & I pray he’s right as well.

        • Octopus says:

          I’m not a religious person, but I’ll add my prayers to that idea. I know the Obamas don’t like the Clintons, but I suspect they’ve been promised vast rewards if they play along, so they’ll play along. We’ll see what happens down the road.

      • Bunk X says:

        A prosecution would drag out for months, if not years, especially with the Clintons’ penchant for stonewalling discovery. While all that subterfuge was going on, IT could still be elected and do a lot of damage.

        Good God what a bizarre election cycle.

  14. rightymouse says:

    Everyone relax. 🙂

    [video src="http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2016/07/05/6934771953316115292/640x360_6934771953316115292.mp4" /]

  15. Octopus says:

    So much truth in this comedy skit. Also, most of the shaming-isms that are critical to a healthy society. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Darlin’…I can LOOK at food and gain weight. Menopause totally trashed my metabolism.

      • Octopus says:

        My wife says the same thing. When she asked her doc about ways of losing weight, she replied, “Eat less, move more.” 😆

        She also helpfully added, “Don’t get fat in the first place — it’s too hard to lose it.” Isn’t that special?

        • ISpeakJive says:

          It really would be easier to just take a pill that maintains the same muscle mass we had in our twenties, then “eating less” could be defined as one less milkshake per day to watch the pounds melt off, rather than 800 calories of celery and skim milk and boiled chicken to watch the grams melt off.

          They need to hurry up and invent that. Seriously, times a wastin’.

          • Octopus says:

            They used to have that pill, Jive. Didn’t work out great. 😯

          • poteen2 says:

            They have one. It’s called Dianabol. All your muscle masses increase but 1.

          • Octopus says:

            Which would be okay, except that one abstaining muscle and his little swinging pals actually shrink dramatically on the ‘roids. I know people who’ve gone down that route, much to their dismay. 😯

          • ISpeakJive says:

            Looked up Dianabol. Yikes. Not legal, destroys your liver, turns you into a girl and you have to take 94 other meds and such to not die, basically.
            Oh, and you have to lift weights, too.

            No, I want a pill where you can just sit around and make muscles. No side effects, etc.

  16. ISpeakJive says:

    This book might be making some waves, LOL. Banned of course where it matters.

    • rightymouse says:

      Oh, dear….

      • Octopus says:

        That is so goldang great, I nearly choked on a pretzel. 😆

        The host is TERRIFIED, knowing she’s been marked for death for allowing this man to speak so much truth for so long. I can only imagine what the headchoppers have planned for the enlightened guy — he’ll be lucky to last a week, unless he goes deep undercover.

  17. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

  18. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I see Chunky’s all wee wee’d up about yet another manufactured BLM injustice down in Baton Rouge. The guy was a career criminal, drug dealer, convicted pedophile and documented gang member. When he would get pulled he would idiotically have an open container AND his pot supply. But also stolen goods and what not. IOW a complete menace to society. I’m only sad that cops have to risk their lives dealing with these low lifes only to be insulted and smeared by Progturd scum like Chunky.

    • Octopus says:

      I guess this will be the new summer of rage, BLM protest song. Oy vey. Guess that pushes the 60 murdered in black-on-black Chicago shooting gallery violence of last weekend to the back burner. You go, Chunky!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      I really, really don’t wanna get sucked into being part of the Sherlock Homies amateur sleuths brigade on this one.

      BBUUTTTTT, by my one cursory viewing, it sure looked like they were telling him to stay down and quit fighting them and he kept trying to get back up. You simply HAVE to obey the police, period, end of story.

      • Octopus says:

        Just like every other case where a black guy is killed by police in the last couple of years, he is fighting like crazy to get up and get away. This is why all police should carry tasers, and be trained in their non-lethal use. The BLM slugs will still bitch about their innocent teddy bears being “lectrocutioned,” but it’s much safer for everyone involved.

  19. Octopus says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3675154/Left-wing-German-politician-raped-migrants-admits-LIED-police-attackers-nationality-did-not-want-encourage-racism.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

    I didn’t think it was possible for me to be shocked by anything dishonest pulled by the Left, but this shocked me. Mildly, but still a bit of a jolt. The mental gymnastics are stunning. 😯

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Complete disregard for the next victim of these cavemen.

      Are the majority of the German people this cowed and brainwashed?

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Wasn’t Lara Logan similar. Almost apologized for the men who tore her clothes off and finger raped her. They know no better because their culture is victim to ours er some shit. Useful idiot thy name is Lara.

  20. Octopus says:

    The ESPN Body Issue is quite something. Way too many dudes, but what are ya gonna do? Just keep clicking away… 🙂

    Courtney is a surfer, and this is something they do to train their breath holding ability — run underwater carrying big rocks. Hey, who doesn’t do that?

    This is how Emma Coburn trains for the steeplechase. Some great shots of Crested Butte! Also, the scenery behind her is quite lovely. See what I did there, with the butt joke? I know, they can’t all be gems.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      She’s a beaut all right!

      • Bunk X says:

        Too much sinew and not enough cushion. No one wants to bang drywall.

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          Yeah I like a little more meat on the bones too. But she’ll fatten up a bit after she quits all this running around and starts making me sammiches 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            Yes, this is the stripped-down-for-speed version. She’ll put some cushion on those fine bones, eventually. In the meantime, she can run you down a deer for dinner.

  21. Octopus says:

    Tim Blair on the very mysterious sudden death syndrome that is occurring all over the place. Nobody knows what is causing it. So mystery.

    Shhh, don’t mention the truly terrorible

    PEOPLE keep dying in violent and terrible ways, and nobody seems to know why. Following the recent slaughter of 44 people at Istanbul’s Ataturk Airport, US secretary of state John Kerry told a press conference: “We’re still trying to ascertain what happened and who did it.”

    One day, many years from now, with the assistance of global police networks, we might have an answer. At US news outlet MSNBC, this post-Istanbul question was asked: “Is there a pattern to recent terror attacks?”

    Again, nobody has a clue. It’s a complete mystery. What on earth might be the common factor linking mass killings in Paris, Brussels, Orlando, London, Madrid, Bali, Israel, Libya Somalia, Cameroon, Egypt, India, Bangladesh, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, the Philippines, Russia, Burkina Faso, Kenya and now Istanbul? What pattern might there be?

    Over in Germany, which coincidentally has lately taken in some million or so claimed refugees, one police spokesman suggested overcrowding may be the big issue.

    Announcing that Munich would spend nearly $4.5 million more on security during this year’s Oktoberfest, spokesman Marcus da Gloria Martins said that the huge cost increase was to do with something other than terrorism and its completely unknown cause.

    “For me the general problem of crowding at Oktoberfest is more worrisome that a terrorist attack,” he said, which is presumably why it makes sense to hire an additional 100 security personnel, install an emergency multi-language loudspeaker system and conduct bag checks at every single entrance.

    All of these measures are obviously about overcrowding and not any other thing that might happen at random, somehow causing people to spontaneously die. Obviously.

    Perhaps the real problem is Swedish rapists. Following an increase in sexual assaults, Sweden’s police have now launched a brilliant counter-tactic: wristbands reading “Don’t touch me”.

    The idea is that women will wear these wristbands and thereby deter any would-be attackers. Because there is no suggestion — no suggestion at all — that potential attackers may be from Africa or the Middle East, the warnings are written only in Swedish.

    “By wearing these wristbands, young women will be able to make a stand,” declared Sweden’s police chief Dan Eliasson, who is touchingly convinced that rapists are both decent and literate. And also raised in Sweden rather than certain other parts of the world where lots of rapes and explosions and murders occur.

    Meanwhile, nobody mention a certain faith beginning with “I”. To speak of it may summon it. Shhh.

    http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/opinion/flailing-pm-and-his-exflunkeys/news-story/177aa21c2c923a1d209004298da6786a

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Wow- So the wristbands are basically the burkha in symbolism.

      One on each wrist is double protection. Like a Wonder Woman magic talisman.

      Yeah, that’ll work.

      • Octopus says:

        Those wristbands can deflect bullets, too, which will come in handy during the next shooting gallery atrocity those terror scum are planning as we speak.

  22. Octopus says:

    Wow, that’s homophobic. Milo isn’t closeted…perhaps you’d like to debate him, Gus?

    • Octopus says:

      Oh, I just remembered that Gus hangs out behind Safeway giving wristers for sterno money.

      Guess he’s got a pretty ritzy clientele.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Goose is a closeted conservative, so he might know something about it.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      I think it’s weird that Gus doesn’t know shit from shinola but continues to blather on Twitter.

  23. Octopus says:

    Chunky tries to stop his putrid followers from finding out that Trump’s tweets do not come from the Nazis that Dear Fatass claims are the source, and that the latter has grossly mischaracterized each and every one. So internet bad craziness! 😆

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Finding out the source of Chunky’s tweets is a disturbing journey because down the rabbit-hole of Progtard lying dumbth.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      He actually considers this work. And that people should pay him for doing it.

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        Which is why he makes very little money. He probably gets more back in taxes than he makes. Which they should be auditing him for scamming the government and the public but since he’s a libtard they won’t. They’ll instead keep auditing Bill O’Reilly every year. And Donald Trump.

  24. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Disabled child with cancer is beaten and bloodied at airport. She’s white so no one cares.

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/5020754102001/tsa-agents-allegedly-assault-disabled-teen-cancer-patient/?intcmp=obnetwork#sp=show-clips

  25. Octopus says:

    Shades of Lewd-Wank Von Slutshamer! 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    I want to put this on a shirt, and wear it until November. 😆

  27. Octopus says:

    Chunky likes to have a lap dance now and then…

  28. Octopus says:

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/06/punching-white-woman-after-yelling-hate-white-people-not-hate-crime-judge-rules.html?intcmp=hplnws

    I don’t see how she could have been any clearer, but then, I’m an insane racist wingnut stalker. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    Not sure if any of this is going to do any good, but at least the Republicans are finally showing some stones and getting after Shrillary.

    ————————————————————-
    Trey Gowdy Destroys FBI’s James Comey over Hillary Clinton’s ‘Intent’
    by JOEL B. POLLAK7 Jul 2016540

    Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) demolished FBI director James Comey’s claim Thursday that the government lacked sufficient evidence of criminal intent to prosecute former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for mis-handling classified information.
    Gowdy, referring to his background as a prosecutor, and peppering Comey with questions, demonstrated that the kind of evidence the government already had on Clinton — such as hiding her private email server — was often used to show intent.

    GOWDY: …I’m going to ask you to put on your old hat. False exculpatory statements — they are used for what?

    COMEY: Well, either for a substantive prosecution, or for evidence of intent in a criminal prosecution.

    GOWDY: Exactly. Intent, and consciousness of guilt, right? Is that right?

    COMEY: Right.

    GOWDY: Consciousness of guilt, and intent. In your old job, you would prove intent, as you just referenced, by showing the jury evidence of a complex scheme that was designed for the very purpose of concealing the public record. And you would be arguing, in addition to concealment, the destruction that you and I just talked about, or certainly the failure to preserve. You would argue all of that under the heading of intent.

    You would also be arguing the pervasiveness of the scheme: when it started, when it ended, and the number of emails, whether they were originally classified or up-classified. You would argue all of that under the heading of intent.

    You would also probably, under “common scheme or plan,” argue the “burn bags” of daily calendar entires, or the missing daily calendar entires as a common scheme or plan to conceal.

    Two days ago, Director, you said a reasonable person in her position should have known a private email is no place to sand and receive classified information. And you’re right: an average person does know not to do that. This is no average person: this is a former First Lady, a former United States Senator, and a former Secretary of State that the president now contends is the most competent, qualified person to be president since [Thomas] Jefferson. He didn’t say that in ’08, but he says it now.

    She affirmatively rejected efforts to give her a state.gov account, she kept these private e-mails for almost two years, and only turned them over to Congress because we found out she had a private e-mail account.

    So you have a rogue e-mail system set up before she took the oath of office; thousands of what we now know to be classified e-mails, some of which were classified at the time; one of her more frequent e-mailed comrades was, in fact, hacked, and you don’t know whether or not she was; and this scheme took place over long period of time and resulted in the destruction of public records — and yet you say there is insufficient evidence of intent?

    You say she was “extremely careless,” but not intentionally so. Now, you and I both know intent is really difficult to prove. Very rarely do defendants announce, “On this day, I intend to break this criminal code section. Just to put everyone on notice, I am going to break the law on this day.” It never happens that way. You have to do it with circumstantial evidence — or, if you’re Congress, and you realize how difficult it is to prove specific intent, you will formulate a statute that allows for “gross negligence.”

    The statute to which Gowdy referred is the one under which Comey said the FBI had investigated Clinton: namely, 18 U.S.C. section 793(f), which requires only a showing of “gross negligence,” not intent, in mis-handling classified materials.

  30. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I think Trey Gowdy should check his brakes before he drives home.

  31. Octopus says:

    Well, the most disastrous thing in the world that has ever happened to anyone, anywhere, happened close to home last night. My younger daughter and her boyfriend broke up. So many tears. Something broke in her room, he had given her — think it was a coffee mug.

    Luckily she had the day off from work today, at her new job. Hope she moves on to the next phase of Teh Breakup pretty soon. I hate to see her like this. 😦

    • rightymouse says:

      Sorry to hear that! 😦
      Who broke up with whom??

      • Octopus says:

        I think he pulled the trigger, but they’ve been having problems for weeks. What was great in college turned out to be unworkable in real life, as they both started working a lot of hours. He’s not ready for a real adult relationship, and he doesn’t have time for it, working 12-14 hours a day, and needing Sundays for his weekly golf outing with the boys. He’s 22 — when I was 22, I wasn’t marriage material either, by any stretch. But, she was pretty committed to this guy, until things went downhill fast.

        Mom got her out of the house and to the Farmers Market, so at least she’s finally out of her room. She’ll get over it. I think everyone needs one or two rough breakups in their young life, so they can appreciate a good relationship later. Not telling her that, not yet anyway. I must tread carefully.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          That’s a tough one. She’s gonna be a zombie for a while.

        • rightymouse says:

          The first big one is the worst, especially at this age. 😦
          I wish her a quick healing.

          • Octopus says:

            Well, suddenly she’s over it. She went out to dinner with a couple of girlfriends, and they got her mind right, somehow. She came home in a great mood, and now she’s gone to the gym. That’s pretty good, with less than a 24-hr turnaround. 🙂

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      I know. I feel the pain of the young ones when they can’t work it out. Such hurt.

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, I remember when I was young and got dumped. She joined the damn Army! I was a sad case for about a week. Case of beer, or three. Then I ended up meeting Maria a couple months later, and it was all good. 🙂

  32. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    LOL! Go get ’em speaker Ryan! Good thing you don’t have any teeth or convictions or any authority. Somebody might get hurt.

    http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/speaker-ryan-will-formally-request-hillary-be-denied-access-classified-information

  33. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Now this one is Effed Up wrong. Shocking. The dude was a cafeteria supervisor.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3678293/Please-don-t-tell-s-gone-Horrifying-moment-woman-believes-black-boyfriend-died-Minneapolis-cop-shot-four-times-reached-license.html

    This looks to me like a case of a cop forgetting all his training, freaking out and murdering an innocent man in front of his gf and her small child. For a tail light out. It’s sad when the child starts to try to comfort her mom. And they’re still not out of trouble. I think the fucker was about to shoot the woman too. If you don’t have the balls to hold your fire until you actually see a weapon pointed at you then you shouldn’t be a cop.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m going to wait a few days and see how this shakes out before opining.

      Remember the initial reports from the MSM about “St. Trey-Trey”?

      INNOCENT YOUNG BLACK CHILD RUTHLESSLY GUNNED DOWN BY WHITE MAN

      We all know how that turned out…

      • Octopus says:

        I agree, Pak. I haven’t even listened to the BLM-ish glurge that’s being spewed across the internet today. The real story will come out in the investigation, just like the others.

        And still nobody has called for a national referendum on race, after the 60 murders in Chicago last weekend, and over 2000 dead in that cesspool in the current calendar year. What gives?!

      • Arachne says:

        Not to mention the “hands up, don’t shoot” fairy tale that sparked a thousand felonies. Loving also that every one of those Baltimore cops are being cleared and that shitstain prosecutor is looking down the barrel of an ethics inquiry.

  34. ISpeakJive says:

    Chunky’s hard hitting journalism today:

    “Donald Trump, Jr. Why did you follow a Nazi? Are you a Nazi?”
    “Donald Trump, Jr. Why did you unfollow a Nazi? Are you trying to hide being a Nazi?”

    DJT, Jr follows 1000 people. How would Chunky know if anybody unfollowed somebody unless they scrolled thru all their follows? Maybe that’s what he stayed up late to do last night. What a doofus.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Ah yes. The spittle flecked blatherings of a fat old moron who trashed his own website as a supposed hotbed of the KKK and Nazis. And with no plausible explanation why he let it go on for so long if it was so horrible and offensive.

      Chunk why were you a Nazi? Are you still a Nazi?

      • Octopus says:

        “I was misled.”

        …and so were Eichmann, Goebbels, the Gestapo, the SS and all the other millions of Germans dedicated to the Third Reich. They were actually misled for a shorter period of time than you were, Fatass. 😆

  35. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

  36. Octopus says:

    More Sad News: Scout has died. I was a big fan of Scout’s. I think he did more for the pitbull community than any other pitbull has ever done. You could put anything on his head, and he would sit patiently for a picture. Anything! 😥

    • rightymouse says:

      Poor Scout. 😦

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, he will be missed. Had a good run, though. Dogs aren’t here for a long time, they’re here for a good time. 🙂

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Very cute. RIP Scout. Now let’s go rescue another in his memory! They are such great pals.

      • Octopus says:

        Dogs are truly man’s best friend. If I wasn’t convinced we were better as a one-dog family, I would go rescue another one. Maybe an older one that’s lost its family due to a move or some other sad event.

        My daughter wants a Chihuahua puppy, but I have bad memories of the one on my paper route biting my ankles while the owner laughed, saying “She’s just playin’ with ya.” The hell she was. In her mind, she was kicking my ass, and pleasing her owner. I just don’t like them. Not sure they’re even dogs, or legal immigrants…

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          You make me laugh with your truthiness. I too have paper route PTSD issues with those little fuckers that would attack the storm door at 5am 🙂 You never get a chance to be friends with those little ferocious doggies.

  37. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Someone should have asked Comey if Effin’ French Kerry has an email server at his house.

  38. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    The GOP should have left well enough alone. By staging this circus, they’ve actually helped Clinton enormously. It’s awesome.
    1 hour ago

    Of course Fatty McDimbulb thinks she was exonerated.

    • Octopus says:

      Saw this quote on AOS this morning — nails it.

      One of the many extraordinary things about this present political crisis is the reality that the Democratic establishment is lockstep behind a woman who has unquestionably failed the public in multiple, consequential ways – yet they believe she’s somehow triumphant because she’s not actually facing a criminal trial.

      — David French

      • rightymouse says:

        My boss, who is in his 90’s, is a liberal from the Roosevelt years. He listens to NPR, CNN & MSNBC. I told him what was going on today with Comey, and that it was clear that Hillary has lied and is incompetent. I expressed my concern that she would continue her sloppy ways re: national security if she became President. HE DID NOT CARE!! Donks put their fingers in their ears and scream ‘lalalalala..I can’t hear you!!!” It’s Party first and damn the torpedoes.

        • Octopus says:

          It’s amazing, isn’t it? At this point, is there anything the old witch might do that would turn the Dems against her?

        • Arachne says:

          They’d vote for Stalin if he had a “D” next to his name on the ballot.

    • Arachne says:

      Yea – because maybe you should check the POLLS dirtbag. 58% of the country thinks she’s committed a crime.

  39. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Oh great! We’re re-introducing TB to the US right when our anti-biotics have stopped being effective. Way to go libtards.

  40. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Chunky better grab his peanuts and Cheetos. When it’s the Clintons big top crime show must go on.

    Chaffetz: We Will Refer Hillary Clinton to the FBI for Perjury

    Rep. Jason Chaffetz (R-UT), chair of the House Committee on Government Oversight and Reform, told FBI director James Comey during his testimony on Thursday morning that the committee would refer former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for investigation for perjury, given that she lied under oath before the House Select Committee on Benghazi in October.

    “You’ll have one,” Chaffetz said, within “a few hours,” after Comey testified that the FBI would need a referral for Congress before investigating.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/07/perjury-hillary-clinton-chaffetz-comey/

    • Octopus says:

      This seems like small consolation right now, with the FBI refusing to indict (no doubt at the direction of Loretta Lynch, etal). However, keep in mind that Slick Willie’s perjury fueled the Ken Starr investigation all the way to impeachment proceedings, and him being convicted of perjury, which reduced him to a veritable non-entity of a lame duck buffoon at the end of his term.

      How would such a perjury conviction affect the Shrill One? I have no idea, but let it happen. Let Chunky crow all he wants today about that Thing being vindicated and exonerated. Chips are still to fall.

      • rightymouse says:

        There’s also the Clinton Foundation FBI investigation.
        One thing I got from watching/listening to Comey while at work today was that this man was not stupid, nor a partisan hack. I think he let her slide on the email bit because (a) Obama would have pardoned her and (b) there’s more crap going to come down on her head.

        • rightymouse says:

          Another observation was that Comey doesn’t think much of Hillary. He was professional, but basically views her as incompetent, careless and rather ignorant when it comes to computers. I remember the emails between her and Huma about how to send a fax. Totally incompetent.

          • Octopus says:

            Clueless about everything except how to obtain power in particular fiefdumbs. She struck out in ’08, though. Thought we’d seen the last of her on this level, but she’s a Bad Penny.

  41. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Libtard Sweden continues to allow it’s women to be violated. Any sane society would have adequate security at a big music event. But I guess it’s cheaper to just let your teenage girls be raped and brutalized by foreigners who hate your society.

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/07/07/foreign-men-molest-rape-40-girls-swedish-music-festival/

  42. Octopus says:

    Penis penis penis LOL!

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0119BKWJM/?tag=buzz0f-20

    Which color is the most racist of all?

  43. Octopus says:

    Now that the race-baiters, including Fatass, have gotten two Dallas police officers killed by pumping up this bullshit about the “executed after arrest” Alton Sterling Teddy Bear, it’s time to take a belated look at the facts of what happened. It’s a bit different from the BLM line, shockingly.

    http://bearingarms.com/bob-o/2016/07/07/sold-felon-alton-sterling-illegally-acquired-gun/

  44. Octopus says:

    Another Ludwig classic, where he’s still obsessing about me while jerking off over Miss Sssss and other idiocy. I mean, this is some good Lewd-Wank shit. He brags about his swordsmanship, and hot wench, for example. The first four comments made me chortle heartily. 😆

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/page/227608_The_dork_bluff!

    The dork bluff!
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    I want to tell you about the “dork bluff.”

    “Dork bluff” is when you have some shop owner who is part of an ohhh sooo cool set that you have to be special enough to be a part of, and who assumes all sorts of knowledge when he has none. Of course, his clientèle are posers also, so, the shop owner “dork bluffs” them with a mix of elite sounding words, exclusive language, condescension and appeal to authority.

    Like:

    “We only deal in tactical gear, and concealment ain’t an option when you’re tactical, bro.”

    I went to the Renaissance Festival with Miss S. on Sunday. For the record, she looked amazing in a corset and flowy chemise… but, I digress.

    As many of you know, I am something of a sword geek, to put it mildly. I have many years of fencing and kendo under my belt and I have been studying some of the Chinese forms lately.

    Rennfests sell swords, or to be more specific, mostly sword shaped objects, that are priced higher than any number of actual swords. Frequently the shop owners will try to tell you that these are priceless works of art, forged by Masamune and Elrond, specially for a vampire, were-ocelot hunting quest of Conan, transported to ancient Britain, held aloft by the Lady of the Lake (her arms clad in shimmering samite), and presented here – to you- for the low, low price of around $300-1500.

    I went into one of the sword shops – as I always do. Sometimes there is something worth looking at, or at least, once there was.

    I saw several heavy cavalry sabers hanging up on the wall.

    Behind the counter – glass and filled to the brim with Conan, Rambo, Klingon and fantasy goth weenie knives (the kind with a split blade and ornate snakes coiled around the pommel) was a slightly pudgy kid with curly blond hair and watery blue eyes. He was about 20.

    I asked “Could you tell me about the steel in those sabers?”

    He pulled one down – an obvious Chinese “replica” of a Confederate heavy saber – that was too long, had a loose bell guard, and was “distressed” to make it look older.

    “This is a U.S. Marine saber” He intoned. “It is fully battle ready and made of high carbon steel.”

    Partially drawing the blade, I pointed out that the cheap, pattern mold engraving said “CSA.”

    “CSA is marine special forces.” He said. Gaining confidence, he continued, “the S is for special. Everyone who is serious about swords would know it is Clandestine Special Actions… sir.” The sir was said with just the right surly tone and a dismissive roll of the eyes.

    The kid was good. I knew I had caught him by surprise when I asked about the CSA… Coming up with that took talent.

    Ohhh… I said, sort of like very old school marine rangers who carry shiny cavalry sabers, in shiny metal scabbards on special missions! “Wow” I said! “Learn something new each day…”

    “Japanese army carried katanas into the field to this day! People who take swords seriously know they still have uses.” He said.

    “You sure CSA isn’t Confederate States of America?” I asked.

    He rolled his eyes again.

    So you said this was high carbon steel? I asked.

    “Yes, high carbon.”

    “So like 1060, 1080, 1095, T-10?”

    “It’s high carbon steel man.”

    “Why does it say STAINLESS China on the forte then?”

    “The forte?”

    I pointed to the part of the “blade” near the guard.

    “Ohhh… well stainless is high carbon…” He was muttering…

    “I see. And you are telling people that this is battle ready?”

    “Yes and it is great for cutting!”

    “I was enjoying playing with you, but now this is a little serious. Stainless steel is made with a lot of chromium in the alloy. It allows for good hardness and edge retention, and that makes it suitable for knives, but it is too brittle to make into a sword. Any blade of that steel over six or seven inches is begging for problems. If someone used this for cutting, there would be a very good chance of it shattering. A shattered flying blade can seriously hurt someone. I don’t mind you playing up a wall hanger, but you can’t tell people lies that might get them hurt. And yes, they may be dumb kids, but you could at least not try to convince them you are an expert and then sell them junk in a way that would hurt them.”

    Anyway, that is the “Dork Bluff.”

    Ohh and the “blade” which likely had a welded, rat tail tang was only $350.

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    I want to tell you about the “dork bluff.”

    “Dork bluff” is when you have some shop owner who is part of an ohhh sooo cool set that you have to be special enough to be a part of, and who assumes all sorts of knowledge when he has none. Of course, his clientèle are posers also, so, the shop owner “dork bluffs” them with a mix of elite sounding words, exclusive language, condescension and appeal to authority.

    Like:

    “We only deal in tactical gear, and concealment ain’t an option when you’re tactical, bro.”

    I went to the Renaissance Festival with Miss S. on Sunday. For the record, she looked amazing in a corset and flowy chemise… but, I digress.

    As many of you know, I am something of a sword geek, to put it mildly. I have many years of fencing and kendo under my belt and I have been studying some of the Chinese forms lately.

    Rennfests sell swords, or to be more specific, mostly sword shaped objects, that are priced higher than any number of actual swords. Frequently the shop owners will try to tell you that these are priceless works of art, forged by Masamune and Elrond, specially for a vampire, were-ocelot hunting quest of Conan, transported to ancient Britain, held aloft by the Lady of the Lake (her arms clad in shimmering samite), and presented here – to you- for the low, low price of around $300-1500.

    I went into one of the sword shops – as I always do. Sometimes there is something worth looking at, or at least, once there was.

    I saw several heavy cavalry sabers hanging up on the wall.

    Behind the counter – glass and filled to the brim with Conan, Rambo, Klingon and fantasy goth weenie knives (the kind with a split blade and ornate snakes coiled around the pommel) was a slightly pudgy kid with curly blond hair and watery blue eyes. He was about 20.

    I asked “Could you tell me about the steel in those sabers?”

    He pulled one down – an obvious Chinese “replica” of a Confederate heavy saber – that was too long, had a loose bell guard, and was “distressed” to make it look older.

    “This is a U.S. Marine saber” He intoned. “It is fully battle ready and made of high carbon steel.”

    Partially drawing the blade, I pointed out that the cheap, pattern mold engraving said “CSA.”

    “CSA is marine special forces.” He said. Gaining confidence, he continued, “the S is for special. Everyone who is serious about swords would know it is Clandestine Special Actions… sir.” The sir was said with just the right surly tone and a dismissive roll of the eyes.

    The kid was good. I knew I had caught him by surprise when I asked about the CSA… Coming up with that took talent.

    Ohhh… I said, sort of like very old school marine rangers who carry shiny cavalry sabers, in shiny metal scabbards on special missions! “Wow” I said! “Learn something new each day…”

    “Japanese army carried katanas into the field to this day! People who take swords seriously know they still have uses.” He said.

    “You sure CSA isn’t Confederate States of America?” I asked.

    He rolled his eyes again.

    So you said this was high carbon steel? I asked.

    “Yes, high carbon.”

    “So like 1060, 1080, 1095, T-10?”

    “It’s high carbon steel man.”

    “Why does it say STAINLESS China on the forte then?”

    “The forte?”

    I pointed to the part of the “blade” near the guard.

    “Ohhh… well stainless is high carbon…” He was muttering…

    “I see. And you are telling people that this is battle ready?”

    “Yes and it is great for cutting!”

    “I was enjoying playing with you, but now this is a little serious. Stainless steel is made with a lot of chromium in the alloy. It allows for good hardness and edge retention, and that makes it suitable for knives, but it is too brittle to make into a sword. Any blade of that steel over six or seven inches is begging for problems. If someone used this for cutting, there would be a very good chance of it shattering. A shattered flying blade can seriously hurt someone. I don’t mind you playing up a wall hanger, but you can’t tell people lies that might get them hurt. And yes, they may be dumb kids, but you could at least not try to convince them you are an expert and then sell them junk in a way that would hurt them.”

    Anyway, that is the “Dork Bluff.”

    Ohh and the “blade” which likely had a welded, rat tail tang was only $350.

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    Dork Bluff: Don not use around Ludwig. It will backfire, and your ass will get kicked.

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    Dork Bluff: Don not use around Ludwig. It will backfire, and your ass will get kicked.

    True that. It almost makes me miss Snork, Iron Fist and GaryCooper. Well almost.

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    Ha! I love it. 😀

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    Ha! I love it. 😀

    A true story I assure you.

    To be fair to the Renaissance festival, there is also a lot of really nice stuff you can get that is hand made by hard working people at reasonable prices.

    Glass, pottery, leather goods, costumes and jewelry that are unique and made by a craftsman are wonderful things to have in this day and age of cookie cutter everything. We got some lovely carved crystal wine glasses, and she got that corset for instance.

    There is also a lot of fun to be had in terms of music and costume – even if it is an open air, theme mall.

    On the other hand, there is a lot of Dork Bluff that goes on as well.

    And did I mention that Miss S. looked fabulous in a corset…

  45. Octopus says:

    I have a life-changing Ludwig-centered post in moderation — please free it. Thanks!

    • Octopus says:

      No? Well, I guess it just got eaten by the devil. It was pretty awesome, though. Ludwig in full flower of madness. 😦

  46. Octopus says:

    You are boring Britney, Fatass. Stop it.

  47. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Looks like 5 cops dead and 6 more maimed due to leftist cop haters. So SJWs garbage like Chunky and the BLM leftards are officially terrorists.

    http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Protests-in-Dallas-Over-Alton-Sterling-Death-385784431.html

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      http://www.reuters.com/article/us-baltimore-police-hiring-insight-idUSKCN0ZN0BF

      They can’t get qualified people to be cops in Baltimore anymore. They just go elsewhere since leftists have deemed murderous thugs rule the streets. Dallas is next. Stay away from big cities. They’re death zones of crime, murder and rape now that cops won’t be policing there due to there own understandable sense of self preservation. It’s a war and the leftists and their criminal army are prevailng in Demoncrap cities. Stay away from Chicago, New York, Baltimore, Oklahoma City (where they murdered a jogging Australian baseball player for nothing), Ferguson MI, LA (of course!) or anywhere near these type of urban environs.

      If leftists can get power, they don’t care who gets killed.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        VDH had an article this morning about California. One third of all people admitted to state hospitals there have diabetes, and 1/2 of all traffic accidents in LA are now hit and runs.

        My city has seen a 29% increase in crime since 2008. They are forming a task force to inquire as to what on earth might be happening. Perhaps, they say, it may have something to do with the fact that the Police are not arresting people anymore. They are now tasked by the Feds to “help” criminals by getting them counseling, and referring them to various programs, etc instead of sticking their asses in jail. The Police Dept had to undergo a DOJ review that Obama ordered after a bunch of shootings in the last few years. We are short like 150 officers. They can’t find anybody who wants to do the job anymore.

        Spiraling the drain, we are. Thanks, Obama, you asshole.

  48. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    So why don’t we just bar white people from law enforcement. We’re nearly there anyway. Then the blacks and minorities can go back to biz as usual. That is, murdering each other and no further complaints.

    • Octopus says:

      Stand by for a mudslide of apologetics today, saying the snipers were just “fighting back” against racist police who are targeting black men. I think I’m going to have to disengage, as I just don’t want to deal with a race war right now.

      • Abu bin Squid says:

        I’m with you, Octo. Let’s talk Cubs and Tigers. Or not.

        • Octopus says:

          Maybe we should talk about happy things, Abu. The Tigers are making me nuts this year. I see the Cubs are slumping, too. The good and bad thing about baseball is that there’s a new game practically every night, and the season lasts a very long time.

          Last night we blew a game we should have had. Now we have three sub-par pitchers for the rest of the series, with Zimmerman and Norris out until after the break. Maybe we can steal one or two games.

  49. Octopus says:

    Really, Fatass? Did Milo say something insensitive about the cop-killer? Before all the facts of the investigation were in? For shame! You would never do something like that. You have integrity!

    • Arachne says:

      Oh this is rich coming from the guy who immediately tries to find a right-wing link to EVERY terror attack rather than blame radical Islam. He’s pretty safe in making dumbass statements like this since he’s blocked everyone who could respond to his idiocy.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      There were Panther signs in the crowd, but I’m not sure if it was NYC or Dallas.

      Obama is pro-Panther, BTW.

      • Octopus says:

        And Milo turned out to be completely correct about the shooter’s motivations. Not a surprise, except to a mental defective like Chunky.

  50. Octopus says:

    I’ll try this again — it’s Classic Lewd-Wank. Note the humble-bragging, the sexy talk about Miss Sssss, the condescension, the general assholishness, all the things that made him a Special Favorite at LGF, Post-Moronic Conversion. Oh, and he’s still obsessing over me in the comments — this must have been shortly after he banned me. 🙂

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    The dork bluff!
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    I want to tell you about the “dork bluff.”

    “Dork bluff” is when you have some shop owner who is part of an ohhh sooo cool set that you have to be special enough to be a part of, and who assumes all sorts of knowledge when he has none. Of course, his clientèle are posers also, so, the shop owner “dork bluffs” them with a mix of elite sounding words, exclusive language, condescension and appeal to authority.

    Like:

    “We only deal in tactical gear, and concealment ain’t an option when you’re tactical, bro.”

    I went to the Renaissance Festival with Miss S. on Sunday. For the record, she looked amazing in a corset and flowy chemise… but, I digress.

    As many of you know, I am something of a sword geek, to put it mildly. I have many years of fencing and kendo under my belt and I have been studying some of the Chinese forms lately.

    Rennfests sell swords, or to be more specific, mostly sword shaped objects, that are priced higher than any number of actual swords. Frequently the shop owners will try to tell you that these are priceless works of art, forged by Masamune and Elrond, specially for a vampire, were-ocelot hunting quest of Conan, transported to ancient Britain, held aloft by the Lady of the Lake (her arms clad in shimmering samite), and presented here – to you- for the low, low price of around $300-1500.

    I went into one of the sword shops – as I always do. Sometimes there is something worth looking at, or at least, once there was.

    I saw several heavy cavalry sabers hanging up on the wall.

    Behind the counter – glass and filled to the brim with Conan, Rambo, Klingon and fantasy goth weenie knives (the kind with a split blade and ornate snakes coiled around the pommel) was a slightly pudgy kid with curly blond hair and watery blue eyes. He was about 20.

    I asked “Could you tell me about the steel in those sabers?”

    He pulled one down – an obvious Chinese “replica” of a Confederate heavy saber – that was too long, had a loose bell guard, and was “distressed” to make it look older.

    “This is a U.S. Marine saber” He intoned. “It is fully battle ready and made of high carbon steel.”

    Partially drawing the blade, I pointed out that the cheap, pattern mold engraving said “CSA.”

    “CSA is marine special forces.” He said. Gaining confidence, he continued, “the S is for special. Everyone who is serious about swords would know it is Clandestine Special Actions… sir.” The sir was said with just the right surly tone and a dismissive roll of the eyes.

    The kid was good. I knew I had caught him by surprise when I asked about the CSA… Coming up with that took talent.

    Ohhh… I said, sort of like very old school marine rangers who carry shiny cavalry sabers, in shiny metal scabbards on special missions! “Wow” I said! “Learn something new each day…”

    “Japanese army carried katanas into the field to this day! People who take swords seriously know they still have uses.” He said.

    “You sure CSA isn’t Confederate States of America?” I asked.

    He rolled his eyes again.

    So you said this was high carbon steel? I asked.

    “Yes, high carbon.”

    “So like 1060, 1080, 1095, T-10?”

    “It’s high carbon steel man.”

    “Why does it say STAINLESS China on the forte then?”

    “The forte?”

    I pointed to the part of the “blade” near the guard.

    “Ohhh… well stainless is high carbon…” He was muttering…

    “I see. And you are telling people that this is battle ready?”

    “Yes and it is great for cutting!”

    “I was enjoying playing with you, but now this is a little serious. Stainless steel is made with a lot of chromium in the alloy. It allows for good hardness and edge retention, and that makes it suitable for knives, but it is too brittle to make into a sword. Any blade of that steel over six or seven inches is begging for problems. If someone used this for cutting, there would be a very good chance of it shattering. A shattered flying blade can seriously hurt someone. I don’t mind you playing up a wall hanger, but you can’t tell people lies that might get them hurt. And yes, they may be dumb kids, but you could at least not try to convince them you are an expert and then sell them junk in a way that would hurt them.”

    Anyway, that is the “Dork Bluff.”

    Ohh and the “blade” which likely had a welded, rat tail tang was only $350.

    A few of the comments:

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    1 Dark_Falcon
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    Dork Bluff: Don not use around Ludwig. It will backfire, and your ass will get kicked.

    2 Mad Prophet Ludwig
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    re: #1 Dark_Falcon

    Dork Bluff: Don not use around Ludwig. It will backfire, and your ass will get kicked.

    True that. It almost makes me miss Snork, Iron Fist and GaryCooper. Well almost.

    3 CuriousLurker
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    Ha! I love it. 😀

    4 Mad Prophet Ludwig
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    re: #3 CuriousLurker

    Ha! I love it. 😀

    A true story I assure you.

    To be fair to the Renaissance festival, there is also a lot of really nice stuff you can get that is hand made by hard working people at reasonable prices.

    Glass, pottery, leather goods, costumes and jewelry that are unique and made by a craftsman are wonderful things to have in this day and age of cookie cutter everything. We got some lovely carved crystal wine glasses, and she got that corset for instance.

    There is also a lot of fun to be had in terms of music and costume – even if it is an open air, theme mall.

    On the other hand, there is a lot of Dork Bluff that goes on as well.

    And did I mention that Miss S. looked fabulous in a corset…

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…OH SHIT!!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Ludwig knows Dork, since he’s a raging one!

      A katana expert. Of course. He probably had a pointy goatee and wore a sarong around the house, like John Belushi as the Samurai.

      I bet Ludwig has a man bun these days!

  51. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Before any info on the Dallas shooters came out, Breitbart’s Milo Yiannopoulos said they were BLM members lgf.bz/29qacv7
    3 hours ago

    They’re part of the terror domestic team you’ve been encouraging all along you moron Fatass. Don’t try your self righteous dildo act now after you got what you wanted. More innocent cops killed. And rule of law in total jeopardy.

  52. Juan Epstein says:

    Another one you’ve encouraged.

  53. ISpeakJive says:

    Look at this shit. Sorry to ruin your day.

  54. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    You can’t make this crap up. So because blacks murdered innocent cops then blacks should be disarmed? Oh of course not, he means all whites should be disarmed and the NRA’s database to be confiscated.

    http://www.weaselzippers.us/282083-obama-powerful-guns-made-dallas-ambush-more-deadly-and-tragic/

    • Arachne says:

      Call me if it turns out a SINGLE one of those guns were purchased LEGALLY, Preezidint Fast and Furious.

  55. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Really terrible. A great person murdered for BLM and SJW baby talk lies that ignore the real problems in the black community of gangs, drugs, ignorance and rampant lawlessness.

    Marine, grandfather and newlywed: First of murdered Dallas cops identified

    He was a newly married grandfather, a former U.S. Marine and a veteran cop who had gone to Iraq and Afghanistan to help train local police. But Brent Thompson died protecting the rights of fellow Americans to criticize his brethren in blue.

    The 43-year-old Thompson, who joined the Dallas Area Rapid Transit police department in 2009, was the first identified of the five city police killed in a coordinated sniper attack Thursday night in a protest against police brutality. The other names, as well as several who were wounded, are expected to be released Friday morning, following the nation’s deadliest day for law enforcement since 9/11.

    “Our hearts are broken,” DART spokesperson Morgan Lyons said. “This is something that touches every part of our organization.”

    Officials said Thompson had married a fellow police officer just two weeks ago.

    A dozen police officers were shot and five killed in the attack, in which at least two snipers are believed to have fired at police as they worked one of several protests around the nation sparked by racially charged police shootings in Louisiana and Minnesota.

    As details emerged about Thompson’s life and service to his community and country, it was clear that his loss would leave a major void. After serving in the Marines, Thompson later worked for a private Pentagon contractor that hired and trained Iraqi and Afghan police in the concepts of “democratic policing.” The instruction included training in how to avoid an ambush, according to his LinkedIn page.

    “I was responsible for the day to day operations conducted by our American police officers who trained and mentored the Iraqi Police,” he wrote.

    He also served as an instructor at the Dallas police academy.

    “While teaching at the Police Academy, I instructed courses to new recruits on different subject matter, as well as instruction to veteran police officers on state mandated courses,” Thompson wrote.

    In a 2006 story by The New York Times, Thompson discussed leading an eight-man DynCorp “saturation” training team to Lashkar Gah, in Afghanistan.

    Thompson was the first DART cop to be killed in the line of duty since the department was formed in 1989. The other four police officers killed in the attack were from the Dallas Police Department, which had not yet released their names.

    Three other DART officers were wounded, but they are expected to recover, Lyons said. They were identified as officers Omar Cannon, 44; Misty McBride, 32; and Jesus Retana, 39.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/07/08/marine-grandfather-and-newlywed-first-murdered-dallas-cops-identified.html

  56. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/convenience-store-looted-downtown-after-attack/267260288

    Of course. Because the plan is shoot the PO-LEESE, den steel all da goodies. After that, there’s no plan.

  57. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    It’s pretty stunning how many racist blacks want to commit mass murder on innocent whites. Especially after having a “black” (OK not really) Preezydunce for so long. Instead of racial harmony he’s presiding over a full blown race war. And who’s going to go after those people. The FBI? LOL! Are the Keystone Cops available?

    @blahnco @tineekamonet DALLAS keep smoking dem pigs keep up the work ????
    — Justgetit (@ballerlouis) July 8, 2016
    GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DALLAS AND THEM PIGS FUCK EM ALL
    — . (@blvcksk) July 8, 2016
    dude hell yeah someone is shooting pigs in dallas. solidarity
    — spider emoji (@brimspider) July 8, 2016
    Yeah it’s lit in Dallas fuck the pigs !!
    — ?Julio 21 ? (@24BenFrank) July 8, 2016
    All those Dallas pigs that got bodied. Deserved it.
    — Crip Whistle (@Gutta_DaDon) July 8, 2016
    Shout out to them dallas shooters ?? rapping pigs in blankets ????
    — Shawn ? (@BeGreat_Shawn) July 8, 2016
    Dallas was letting them choppas go???? they wasn’t playing with them pigs ????
    — ?queenT? (@Tai__MyShoes) July 8, 2016
    These fucking pigs deserve Dallas, and every incident after Dallas until reform. Fucking disgusting animals. #TheyDeservededDallas
    — ThePresD (@ThePresD) July 8, 2016
    @barrybateman wtf! Is when whites think their superior than us! Dallas must burn,black lives matter now, got the message pigs!
    — Thami T (@thamzin78) July 8, 2016
    Next time a group wants to oganize a police shoot, do like Dallas tonight, but have extra men/women to flank the Pigs!
    — Peter Robinson (@PeterRo42387421) July 8, 2016
    Fuck yes! After all these shootings, it’s nice to see someone taking some action against these fuckin pigs! #Dallas
    — Whoda Thunk (@WhodaThunkSwag) July 8, 2016
    fuck them dead ass pigs #dallas https://t.co/n8MCsJFSSR
    — King Roc (@rockadinero) July 8, 2016
    Fuck praying for Dallas that’s what happens after years of abuse …i don’t feel sorry, y’all pigs got what was coming for y’all. #takestand
    — Big Luke (@__lukassuarez) July 8, 2016
    Dallas said fuck that we taking these pigs out
    — Jess (@LOVEJESS00) July 8, 2016
    Pigs Gettin Peter Rolled Left & Right In Dallas ????????
    — Ray Billy (@dutchmaster_ray) July 8, 2016
    #DALLAS well done 2 all involved, NO JUSTICE NO FUCKING PEACE, PIGS KILLING THE PUBLIC NAZI BASTEROS, IF U NEED HELP GIZ A SHOUT ????????????
    — stephenjohn hughes (@RUOK4711) July 8, 2016
    fuck the police bitch!!!!!!! #dallas I hope them pigs more.
    — ????( kafir ) (@baart_T) July 8, 2016
    Niggaz letting the choppa bark on pigs in Dallas, Trill
    — JEFF AXEL da Great (@YoungAXELholic) July 8, 2016
    hopefully this boy in dallas is getting kill shots on these pigs
    — alex bishop (@alexthecracker) July 8, 2016
    If u a regular person in Dallas plz hop off the streets and let this person continue playing target practice on the pigs
    — i like your girl (@iTweet_Dat_Real) July 8, 2016
    Cops in US. Especially in Texas are savage animals that will shoot you whenever they please. Now in Dallas is payback time, pigs.
    — rayo ?? (@radavian) July 8, 2016
    Our brothers in Dallas sniping pigs, Salute them
    — 88′ Clyde Drexler (@XenGod) July 8, 2016
    They need more shooters in Dallas like the ones who shot two pigs. Before they kill another real nigga who followed his ?? #rns #blm
    — Angel Bruh (@AngelBruh_91) July 8, 2016
    We hate police! Cops are pigs! (bang bang bang) OMG Call the police! Help us!!! #Dallas
    — intersectionality! (@JoaquinFStaff) July 8, 2016
    Yasss Dallas sending it up rn. Showing the pigs exactly how it feels. They done smoked 6 officers. ?? Dont play w/ themmm ????????
    — Meme ?? (@TheyLuh_Me) July 8, 2016
    Footage also shows agitators dancing in front of and mocking police officers after a convenience store was looted.
    @colinflaherty dancing and celebrating . pic.twitter.com/r88BCXH0lN
    — CollinDidYouSeeThis (@JRC22632) July 8, 2016
    As the video below documents, ‘Black Lives Matter’ is a dangerous and divisive group that has only worsened the problems it set out to resolve.

    http://www.infowars.com/sick-black-lives-matter-supporters-celebrate-murder-of-dallas-cops/

  58. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    BLM themselves were taunting the officers and blocking streets. Some were surely in on it. They wanted the cops to be sitting ducks for the snipers.

  59. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Sorry ladies. You have Olympic dreams? Well so do gender reassigned dudes who our society now says are just plain women. They want to be the bestest strongest fastest toughest ladies in the world and take home an Olympic medal too. If you don’t like it you must be a bigot.

    Transgender Male Athletes Fear ‘Ridicule’ For Seeking Slots in Olympic Women’s Races

    Many athletes say it is unfair to allow athletes who are anatomically male to compete against women. That’s because men have the innate superior physical advantages. Men often have stronger muscle mass and greater lung capacity making them faster and stronger than their naturally female competitors.

    In May, for example, the Australian women’s national soccer team was thrashed 0 to 7 by a team of boys aged 14 and under.

    Similarly, in a recent Mixed Martial Arts bout female MMA fighter Tamikka Brents was thoroughly defeated — and injured — by MMA opponent Fallon Fox (above) who was born a man but was competing as a transgender female fighter.”

    “I’ve never felt so overpowered in my life,” Brents said after her quick defeat. “I’ve fought a lot of women and have never felt the strength that I felt in a fight as I did that night. I can’t answer whether it’s because she was born a man or not, because I’m not a doctor. I can only say I’ve never felt so overpowered ever in my life, and I am an abnormally strong female.”

    SJWs say tough shit.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/07/07/transgender-male-olympic-athletes/

  60. ISpeakJive says:

    That’s got to be the hardest job in the country right now, to be a cop.