What Brought Them Here: The DoD List of Search Engine Terms

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Ever wonder what search engine terms led people to visit this blog? I didn’t think so, but I was curious. Here’s a list of almost every search term since Day One in alphabotanical order. I omitted most of the varieties of “Diary of Daedalus.” –Briareus

[List begins below the break.]


Aaron Worthing, Adam Lanza Diary, Albusteve, Amanda Love, Anal Porn, Anders Behring Breivik Manifest, Anders Behring Breivik Manifesto, Anders Behring Breivik Meme, Anders Breivik James Holmes, Andrew Breitbart, Animal Sex, Animated Strawberries, Animation Of Bin Laden Attack, Anti Mitt Romney, Anti-White Racism;

Babeu, Bagua Lgf, Barrett Brown, Barrett Brown Charles Johnson, Barrett Brown Diary Of Daedalus, Bbw Butt, Bbw Open Ass, Bbw String, Beck Rally Crowd, Beghilos, Beghilos Words, Big Ass And Boobs, Big Boobs Big Ass, Bigfoot Pictures, Black Guy Gif, Black Man Gif, Black On Black Crime, Blog Fish, Blogfish, Blogmocracy, Blogmocracy Carolina Girl, Boiler Room Crew, Boiler Room Daedalus, Boiler Room Intro, Booger, Bradley Manning Oathkeepers, Brain Damage Cartoon, Breitbart, Breivik Holmes, Breivik Manifest, Breivik Manifesto, Breivik Meme, Brent Kimberlin, Brett Kimberlin, Brett Kimberlin Charles Johnson, Brian Terry Quote, Brookly Red;

Cadets, Camel Knees, Captain Charles Johnson, Captdiggs, Cartoon Jazz, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Icarus Johnson, Charles Icarus Johnson Guitar, Charles Johnson, Charles Johnson Breitbart, Charles Johnson Cartoons, Charles Johnson Catcher, Charles Johnson Editing Old Posts Little Green Footballs, Charles Johnson Gospel Singer, Charles Johnson Heartland, Charles Johnson Heartland Institute, Charles Johnson Kimberlin, Charles Johnson Lgf, Charles Johnson Lgf Mental Breakdown, Charles Johnson Little Green Footballs, Charles Johnson Mentally Ill, Charles Johnson Panthers, Charles Johnson Scandal, Charles Johnson The End Of The Black American Narrative, Cheerleader Ass, Cheerleader Oops, Cheetos Cake, Cheetos Puffs, Chenzhen, Chris Harper Mercer, Chris Matthews Meltdown, Christopher Dorner Manifesto, Clown Under Bed, Colorado Shooting, Condoleezza Rice George Bush Affair, Creep, Curiouslurker, Cute Flying Pig;

Daedalus And Icarus, Daedalus Boiler Room, Daedalus Charles Johnson, Daedalus Porn, Dairies Of Daedalus, Dairy Of Daelous, Dana Loesch, Dana Loesch Twitter, Death Threats, Dementia Masturbation, Dennis The Peasant Blog, Destro Daedalus, Diary Of A Pedophile, Dinesh D’souza Legal Problems, Diry Of Daedalus, Does Charles Johnson Hate Palestinians, Does Masturbation Cause Dementia, Doppelpenis, Dorner Manifesto;

Eat Kale, Eating Strawberries, Elizabeth Warren Indian Billboard, Et Tu Barret?

Fail, Failed Porn, Failedporn, Fireworks Gif, Fjordman, Fjordman Blog, Fjordman Email Me At, Flight 93, Flight 93 Memorial, Flotilla Cartoons, Flying Pig, Flying Pig With Wings, Fogel Murders, Four Wheel Bicycle, Fozzie Bear Lgf, Funny Black Guy Gif, Funny Sasquatch;

General Seti, George Zimmerman Conspiracy, Get Off My Website, Girls Without Wearing Any Clothes, Greek Nazis, Green Line 1967 Borders, Grimcargo;

Hamza Kashgari, Head On A Pike, Heartland Institute Charles Johnson, Hercales, History Of Name Calling, Holmes Breivik, Hot Asian, Huge Boobs, Hunan Fried Rice, Hung Old Men;

Icarus, Icarus And Daedalus, Icarus Johnson, Icarus Johnson Guitar, Icarus Pictures, Icarus Tale, Iceweasel, Iceweasel Lgf, Iceweasel Porn Star, Images Of Sasquatch, Irish Rose Lgf, Is Charles Johnson Of Lgf A Secret Muslim?, It’s Racism, It’s Racist;

James Holmes Anders Breivik, James Holmes Breivik, Jane Hathaway Beverly Hillbillies, Jazz Cartoon, Jazz Guitar Cartoon, Jazz Guitarist, Jim Hoft Wikipedia, Joest73, Jonathan Dee, Josh Romney, Julian Castro Ugly;

Kale Illustration, Killgore Trout, Kkk Smurfs Conspiracy, Koch Brothers Jokes, Koch Jokes, Kragar (Proud To Be Kafir), Kwimfhh436383717863мб;

Lara Logan Rape, Last Moments Of Osama, Lgf Banned, Lgf Charles Johnson, Lgf Iceweasel, Lgf Irish Rose, Lgf Ludwig, Lgf Memory Hole, Lgf Sharmuta, Lgf2, Lidane, List In Order They Were Recorded All George Duke Record Albums, Little Green Footballs Diary, Little Green Footballs Thomas The Rhymer, Little Green Footballs What Happened, Loic Attack, Ludwigvanquixote;

Mandingo Dick, Mandy Manners, Mandy Manners Banned, Mandy Nagy, Marjorie Moon, Masturbation And Dementia, Masturbation Dementia, Max D. Reinhardt, Melvin Guntz, Memory Hole, Michele Bachmann Racist Quotes, Miss Hathaway, Mitt Romney Anti Semite, Mitt Romney Racist Quotes, Mohammed Ansar Gay Marriage, Mustela Kathiah;

Nazi, Nazi Costume, Nazi Halloween Costume, Nazi Smurfs, Nazis, Neal Rauhauser, Nick Searcy Twitter, Njdhockeyfan, Norwegian Kafir, Nra Enemies List;

Obama Devil, Obama Drinking A 40, Obama Eating, Obama Eating Strawberry, Obama Eats Dog, Obama Looks Like Satan, Obdicut, Occupy Culver City, Occupy Wall Street Losers, Office Prank, Ohio Flag, #Op Icarus, Orly Taitz;

Pamela Geller, Penis Penis Penis Lol, Phil Robertson Pedophile, Photos Of Sasquatch, Pics Of Sasquatch, Picture Of Sasquatch, Pictures Of Bigfoot, Pictures Of Icarus, Pictures Of Sasquatch, Pig, Pig Face, Pig Standing Up, Pig Wings, Pig With Wings, Pigs With Wings, Porch Monkey, Porchmanque, Porn Failed, Porn Pass, Porn Queen;

Rachel Corrie Jokes, Racism, Racism In Los Angeles, Racism Meme, Racist Obama Email, Real Bigfoot, Real Bigfoot Pictures, Real Bigfoot Pictures Sasquatch, Real Flying Pigs, Real Sasquatch, Real Sasquatch Pictures, Reginald Banned, Reice Priebus, Reported As Spam On Twitter, Robert Spencer, Ron Paul, Ron Paul Nazi, Ron Paul Online Polls, Ronald Reagan Facepalm, Rumpswab, Russian Police Cadets, Rwmofo;

Sad Weasel, Saint Pancake, Sasquatch, Sasquatch Image, Sasquatch Images, Sasquatch Photo, Sasquatch Photos, Sasquatch Pics, Sasquatch Picture, Sasquatch Pictures, Sasquatch Real, Scandinavian Rape, Sergey Romanov, Sharmuta, Sharmuta Andrea, Sharmuta Lgf, Sharmuta Little Green Footballs, Shiplord Kirel, Siren Gif, Smurf Kkk, Smurfs And Kkk, Smurfs Kkk, Smurfs Kkk Connection, Smurfs Nazi, Someone Reported Me As Spam On Twitter, Spacejesus, Spare O’lake, Speedway Bomber, St Pancake, St. Pancake, Stay Puff, Stinky Beaumont, Strawberry Animation, Stupid Pie Charts, Svoboda, Svoboda Party;

Tale Of Icarus, Ted Nugent Quotes, Ted Nugent Racist Quotes, Ted Nugent White Supremacist, Thats Racist, That’s Racist Gif, That’s Racist Meme, The Blogmocracy, The End Of The Black American Narrative, The End Of The Black American Narrative By Charles Johnson, The History Of Name Calling, The Tale Of Icarus, Tim Blair, Todd Adkins Rape, Trayvon Martin Body, Try Not To Laugh, Try Not To Laugh Unblocked, Turner Diaries, Tweet Count, Tweet Counter, Twitter Reported For Spam; Unsolicited Tweets;

Was Whitney Houston A Racist, Weasel Zippers, What Happened To Little Green Footballs, Whitney Houston Daughter, Whitney Houston Racism, Whitney Houston Racist, Whitney Houston Racist Comments, Who Is Fjordman, Who Reported Me On Twitter, Wikipedia Masturbation, Wild Irish Rose Lgf, Xcitizen10, and Zingers.


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155 Comments on “What Brought Them Here: The DoD List of Search Engine Terms”

  1. Pakimon says:

    What?!

    No “penis penis penis lol” on the list? 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    That list is hilarious. “Booger.” 😆

    On a less hilarious note, the declassified File 17 (no relation to the Stalag) had an interesting note about Chunky’s old homie:

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/file-17-glimpse-still-secret-28-pages-9-120425952.html

    FAHAD AL-THUMAIRY

    An imam at the King Fahad Mosque in Culver City, California, al-Thumairy was suspected of helping two of the hijackers after they arrived in Los Angeles. He was an accredited diplomat at the Saudi Arabian consulate in Los Angeles from 1996 to 2003.

    The 9/11 Commission said al-Thumairy reportedly led an extremist faction at the mosque. He has denied promoting jihad and told U.S. investigators that he never helped the hijackers.

    The commission said al-Thumairy met at the consulate with Omar al-Bayoumi, a Saudi national, in February 2000 just before al-Bayoumi met the two hijackers at a restaurant. Al-Thumairy denied knowing al-Bayoumi even though the two talked on the phone numerous times as early as 1998, including more than 11 calls between Dec. 3-20, 2000. Al-Bayoumi told investigators those conversations were about religious matters.

    The 9/11 Commission said that despite the circumstantial evidence, “We have not found evidence that al-Thumairy provided assistance to the two operatives.”

    A CIA document dated March 19, 2004, said Khallad bin Attash, an al-Qaida operative and suspected planner of the USS Cole bombing in Yemen in October 2000, was in Los Angeles for two weeks in June 2000 and was seen in the company of “Los Angeles-based Sunni extremists (redacted section) Fahad al-Thumairy.”

    On May 6, 2003, al-Thumairy tried to return to the U.S. from Saudi Arabia, but was refused entry on suspicion he might be connected with terrorist activity.

    • rightymouse says:

      Octo – I’m up to the point in the book when he hears on the Howard Stern radio show that Drudge has blown the cover off of Clinton/Lewinsky & had to go throw up. He really, really did not like Lewinsky at all.

      • Bunk X says:

        The missus is still registered as a dem for stealth votes, and she likes reading the dem propaganda mail. She was going to switch parties in order to vote for Cruz in the Primaries.

        Her birthday’s coming up and she requested “Crisis of Character.” I’ve already ordered it, and I guarantee it’s not going to stay wrapped up until September.

      • Octopus says:

        I got sidetracked today with a lot of traveling and eating. I look forward to reading about those bogus buffoons tomorrow, with a nice cold “America” beer. 🙂

  3. Doppel milyo says:

    Breivik is mentioned less times here than at LGF

    hahahaha

    • Bunk X says:

      The best part is that the infamous “Breivik’s Mentions Graph” still has legs. It drives Charles nuts because he himself started the guilt-by-association bullshit within hours after the atrocity.

  4. rightymouse says:

    “Dementia Masturbation”???

  5. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    What I don’t get is why is the world continuing to allow these shit stains to exist? I’m not even counting the survivors who were no doubt maimed, burnt and scarred for life.

    95 dead
    https://ca.news.yahoo.com/dozens-killed-injured-overnight-baghdad-bombings-sumaria-tv-012811286.html

    28 dead
    https://www.yahoo.com/news/commandos-storm-dhaka-restaurant-6-attackers-dead-13-050930701.html

  6. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Watching Corey Lewandowki on CNN right. Gosh he must be making some good bucks being CNN’s go-to Trump guy. And he seems very smart and solid. Not like some over weight communist turncoat blob fish with the non-personality of Elmer Fudd.

  7. Bunk X says:

    Something’s going down. 😀

    • Bunk X says:

    • rightymouse says:

      A Gussy retweet. Really, you drunk bum???

      Robert Byrd – Democrat United States Senator Robert C. Byrd was a recruiter for the Klan while in his 20s and 30s, rising to the title of Kleagle and Exalted Cyclops of his local chapter.
      Theodore G. Bilbo – Theodore G. Bilbo, a Democrat and United States Senator from Mississippi
      Hugo Black – Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court Hugo Black, a Democrat.
      Bibb Graves, a Democrat, who was the 38th Governor of Alabama.

      • rightymouse says:

        Hey, Fatso! Yes, there are some Rino’s in the mix too. But to disavow the Democrat Party’s involvement with the Ku Klux Klan is a HUGE FAT LIE!!!!

      • rightymouse says:

        Here are some more:

        Clifford Walker – Clifford Walker, a Democrat and the 64th Governor of Georgia.
        George Gordon – a Democrat and Congressman for Tennessee’s 10th congressional district became one of the Klan’s first members.
        Benjamin Stapleton – Benjamin Stapleton, a Democrat, was mayor of Denver in the 1920s-1940s.
        David Duke, a politician who ran in both Democrat and Republican presidential primaries, was openly involved in the leadership of the Ku Klux Klan.
        Harry Truman – the Democratic politician who became president in 1945.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Debit or Credit CARS? I wanna see one of those!

    • Bunk X says:

      Gus has started early today.

      • Octopus says:

        Gus has been experimenting with a self-driving bike, so he can text and ride his city-provided loaner to Safeway and the Sterno Store. So far, the results have been mixed…

  9. ISTE says:

    LOL… Was talking toilets with a friend and at the same time trying to write code to drive a RS485 interface with an Arduino.

    Was having trouble timing when to turn the driver off.

    Serial

    flush()

    Description

    Waits for the transmission of outgoing serial data to complete. (Prior to Arduino 1.0, this instead removed any buffered incoming serial data.)

    flush() inherits from the Stream utility class.

    Syntax

    Serial.flush()

    I just have to wait until all the crap I transmitted has been flushed!

    Thanks buddy… 🙂

    • Bunk X says:

      Tell me about it. Arduino Yún is a pain.

      • ISTE says:

        Arduino is great for getting people (kids especially) interested in making electronic things and programming.

        However, on a professional level it is a pain in the ass. I can do fancy “proof of concept” stuff in a very short time using Arduino but to convert that into a real, robust product using custom hardware and a REAL compiler (MPLAB X) takes serious work and a shit load of wine.

        You got a Yun?

  10. rightymouse says:

    Fireworks have started out here in rural Ohio. Neighbors are setting off all types of boomers. Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

    • ISTE says:

      Score one for the British!!!!!!!!

      You do realize the significance of the fire works and the rocket’s red glare.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Erebus_(1807)

      Erebus participated in the sack of Alexandria, Virginia, and launched the rockets that bombarded Fort McHenry in Baltimore on September 13th, 1814. In March 1815, off Georgia, she fired the second-to-the-last-shot of the war. She was laid up in 1816 and sold for breaking up in 1819.

      Britain kicked your ass, rocket style!

      • Bunk X says:

        “To Baltimore… And BEYOND!” *wooooosh*

      • rightymouse says:

        Ummm..Independence from Georgie-Porgie’s Tyranny was earlier than 1815.

        • Bunk X says:

          ISTE knows more about American history and practical math than you realize.

          • Arachne says:

            Just in my beloved N’awlins two weeks ago after being away for 30 years. Quarter was all torn up but Football Savant Offspring had his fortune told in the plaza in front of St. Louis Cathedral, loaded Snapchat with photos of the characters and LOVED Cafe du Monde (“Oh – so this is how they’re SUPPOSED to taste!”) He had frog legs and softshell crab at K-Paul’s but said he couldn’t understand how I could ever have lived there.

            Frankly, I don’t know if I’d ever go back for more than to see a Saints home game. But if you DO go, my hotel suggestion is the Bourbon Orleans in the heart of the Quarter. Quaint, Southern hospitality at its finest. Reasonable too.

          • Octopus says:

            I want to go there sometime. Missed a chance in my 20’s when some friends went for Mardi Gras — that’s probably for the best, though. 😆

            I still can’t believe the way Dubya had the levees dynamited, just to screw black people. What a jerk!

          • Arachne says:

            And I remember the way Obama wasn’t at ALL like him – you know, getting right to the scene when Nashville flooded, and when the tornadoes flattened Joplin, and the Deep Horizon disaster. Oh, and that hurricane that whacked the Gulf Coast in 2012 – Ike, Irene, something like that. Oh, and the way he had FEMA come through right away for the victims of the wildfires in Texas. Such a difference from GWB.

    • Bunk X says:

      Sounds like everybody reset their calendars for Daylight Savings Time.

  11. rightymouse says:

    What am I missing here???

  12. Bunk X says:

    My left elbow is leaking clear viscous fluid. Bizarre.

  13. Octopus says:

    Why doesn’t anyone invite this silver-tongued devil on to a media program of any kind? He can’t even get called back to the Bubble Butt podcast.

  14. Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

    Alright, who’s been spreading tinfoil rumors?

    “Johnson Of Lgf A Secret Muslim?”

  15. Octopus says:

    This is odd — usually Gus gets cantankerous with lefty-kids and Berners right before passing out in a puddle of vomit. Tonight he got turned around, somehow. Different brand of denatured alcohol?

    Libertarians = Assholes.
    2 hours ago
    Dumb sad people.
    2 hours ago
    Right wing morons.
    2 hours ago
    This dumb ass don’t get it.
    2 hours ago
    Right wingers are stupid people.
    2 hours ago
    Right wingers are on meth.
    2 hours ago
    Conservatives are stupid people.
    2 hours ago
    Republicans are morons.
    2 hours ago
    More stupid right wing garbage.
    2 hours ago
    On ABC.
    2 hours ago

  16. Ahhhh, Rachel Corrie. Those were the days. If she was still around today, she’d have been caught an American airport trying to leave on a one-way ticket to Istanbul to go join ISIS!

  17. Bunk X says:

  18. ISTE says:

    To Miss Mouse.

    In 1812 America declared war on Britain. America sided with the French and Napoleon.

    As America is about 5000 miles from Britain and France is 21 miles away we frankly didn’t give a flying fuck who America declared anything about. Britain was really busy at the time fighting the French.

    However, Britain defeated the French in 1814 and guess what?

    We coming to get ya!!!!!!!!!

    In April 1814, with the defeat of Napoleon, Britain now had large, seasoned armies to use. It adopted a more aggressive strategy, sending large invasion armies and tightening their naval blockade. However, with the end of the Napoleonic Wars, both governments were eager for a return to normality and peace negotiations began in Ghent in August 1814. In the Deep South, General Andrew Jackson destroyed the military strength of the Muscogee (Creek) Nation at the Battle of Horseshoe Bend. In September 1814, the British won the Battle of Hampden, allowing them to occupy eastern Maine, and the British victory at the Battle of Bladensburg in August 1814 allowed them to capture and burn Washington, D.C.

    The only reason that America is independent is because throughout history you kissed French ass.

    Take a look at the French flag. You even used the same colours.

    If it was not for the fact that Britain kicked your ass you would all be speaking French now. (I don’t think we kicked Louisiana’s ass hard enough…..)

    I knows history.

    • Pakimon says:

      From Wikipedia:

      In April 1814, with the defeat of Napoleon, Britain now had large, seasoned armies to use. It adopted a more aggressive strategy, sending large invasion armies and tightening their naval blockade. However, with the end of the Napoleonic Wars, both governments were eager for a return to normality and peace negotiations began in Ghent in August 1814. In the Deep South, General Andrew Jackson destroyed the military strength of the Muscogee (Creek) Nation at the Battle of Horseshoe Bend. In September 1814, the British won the Battle of Hampden, allowing them to occupy eastern Maine, and the British victory at the Battle of Bladensburg in August 1814 allowed them to capture and burn Washington, D.C.

      If you go by the above cut n’ paste supplied by ISTE, it would certainly seem that America was getting an “ass kicking”.

      But wait! The paragraph continues!

      They were repulsed, however, in an attempt to take Baltimore and Fort Bowyer. An American victory in September 1814 at the Battle of Plattsburgh repulsed the British invasions of New York, which, along with pressure from merchants on the British government, prompted British diplomats to drop their demands at Ghent for an independent native buffer state and territorial claims that London previously sought. Given that it took six weeks for ships to cross the Atlantic, news of the peace treaty did not arrive before the British suffered a major defeat at New Orleans in January 1815.[7]

      In the United States, late victories over invading British armies at the battles of Plattsburg, Baltimore (inspiring the United States national anthem, “The Star-Spangled Banner”) and New Orleans produced a sense of euphoria over a “second war of independence” against Britain.[8][9] The war ended on a high note for Americans, winning the final major and minor engagements of the war and bringing an “Era of Good Feelings” in which partisan animosity nearly vanished in the face of strengthened American nationalism. The war was also a major turning point in the development of the U.S. military. The poor performance of several U.S. militia units, particularly during the 1812–13 invasions of Canada and the 1814 defence of Washington, convinced the U.S. government of the need to move away from its Revolutionary-era reliance on militia and focus on creating a more professional regular force. Spain was involved in fighting in Florida but was not an official belligerent; some Spanish forces fought alongside the British during the Occupation of Pensacola. The U.S. took permanent ownership of Spain’s Mobile District.

      So much for the “ass kicking” meme. 😆

      Funny that when I took a look at the French flag, I noticed that Britain used the same colors as well. Imagine that.

      As far as “kissing France’s ass” goes, that merely sounds like bitter british butthurt over a continent they lost over two centuries ago.

      To wrap up, if it weren’t for the fact Britain actually failed to kick America’s ass, the Brits (and the French) would all be speaking German now.

      I knows history can cut n’ paste from Wikipedia too! 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        The above rebuttal brought to you by Star Spangled Boobies! 😀

        • Octopus says:

          Nice job with those bolt-ons! 🙂

          She’s in fine fettle, this morning. America Teh Beautiful.

        • rightymouse says:

          Paki – you took the words right out of my mouth re: Britain, only to unleash a “FAKE BOOBS” scream. Gahhhhh!!

    • rightymouse says:

      There are four things from England that are awesome – scones, clotted cream, marmalade & Marmite.

      • rightymouse says:

        Otherwise, we kicked your ass. Twice.

        • Octopus says:

          And we’ll do it again, if you toffs get drunk and decide to start another war with us. 😆

          Pretty sure we could end it with one visit from Jerry Ford:

      • ISpeakJive says:

        The Peri-Peri fries at Nandos are pretty good. Oh, wait- that’s French food. Never mind.

        • Octopus says:

          I gotta say, when you’re really hangry on a Friday eve, a newspaper full of fish and chips with a good beer really cures what ails you. Unless you’re British, in which case you still have a mouthful of crooked brown teeth, because the NHS dental is rubbish. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      ISTE – tri-color French flag was adopted in 1794 after the revolution. If we appropriated anyone’s colors, it was the British – Flag of Great Britain in use at the time is also red, white and blue.

  19. Pakimon says:

    Happy Independence Day to all the stalkers and stalkerettes!I

    Thought I’d dust off this classic video to prepare for a patriotic day chock full o’ beach, beer and bbq! 😀

    • Octopus says:

      Wow. Thank you for that, Pak. 🙂

      And not a hint of stubble, anywhere.

      • rightymouse says:

        Who sez??

        • Octopus says:

          I have used due diligence to examine the evidence, and it is my considered opinion that she is as smooth as a baby’s bottom, all over.

          • rightymouse says:

            Really? Sure you didn’t miss a spot? Look closely. Use a magnifying glass if you need to.

          • Octopus says:

            I feel, if you need a magnifying glass, it’s not worth worrying about. That’s just me, though. Not a stickler about Nairing every last inch of a beautiful natural woman. 🙂

  20. Octopus says:

    Nice exchange with “Ask The Imam.” 😆

  21. Octopus says:

    Fireworks. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      I LOVE PATRIOTIC MEN!!!

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah…too bad he’s not really into chicks. 😦

        Why are all the hot men into each other, and hot women are all hetero and stuff? I guess it’s just one of those Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery. Invader Zim reference — we used to love that show, my older daughter and I.

        • rightymouse says:

          NO WAY!! This guy is totally in to the ladies!!
          As we are into him!! 😆

          • Octopus says:

            Okay, okay. He’s perfectly straight. Just really into himself. Obsessively counts every calorie, and when he goes to shave his face in the morning, he doesn’t know where to stop, so he just keeps going… 😆

  22. Octopus says:

    Reading “Crisis” this morning — wow, the Monica Lewinsky stuff! 😆

    Not to mention, all the other bimbos he was baggin’. Including Eleanor Mondale, who he was doing on the Map Table when a couple agents walked in on them. Bill, I knew you were an ignorant slut, but it got a little out of control there. And Shrillary knew about it all.

    • rightymouse says:

      That’s next on my list as well. Have been a bit too busy to read more of “Crisis”. We’re hosting a party for friends & family this afternoon. I’ll be shackled in the kitchen at noon. 🙂

      • Abu says:

        Enjoy your party!
        Happy 4th to all mockers!
        penispenispenislol

        • Octopus says:

          Penis penis penis lol to you, too, Abu! 🙂

          Some bumps in the road for your Cubbies — you still feelin’ good about their championship prospects? It’s still a great season going and an 8-game lead, so there’s no reason to panic, after a bad series or two.

          Tigers are fixin’ ta get swept by the Injuns again, starting tonight on ESPN in front of the whole country. A laughingstock, this team of overpaid bums. I will never say anything nice about them online again, because it always triggers a series of unfortunate events. 😉

          • Octopus says:

            I think I should never even mention the Tigs again. Shortly after I did yesterday, they announced Zimmerman to the DL with a neck-problem, and then Norris strained an oblique in the second last night reaching for a sharp grounder. Two-fifths of our starting-rotation gone for the time being. Oh, and another Napoli homer to beat us. It’s getting weird, what’s going on with Cleveland. Against everyone else, the Tigers are 15 games over .500. WTF?

  23. pineapple says:

    Very interesting concept for a movie I stumbled upon on IMDb.

    The movie is called 100 Years, filmed in 2015 starring John Malkovich.

    This movie won’t be released for viewing until 2115.

    1000 metal tickets will be handed out to people who will pass them down to descendants.

    The movie is sealed in a bulletproof safe with a time lock, set to open in 2115.

    The tag line is “A movie you will never see.”

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5174640/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_7

    • Doppel milyo says:

      it sounds a lot like the IPCC global warming doomsday predictions

      • Octopus says:

        It’s probably about that, Dop. Everything is underwater, or it’s all a desert, or the whole world is frozen or in flames — whichever idiotic Doomsday Warmening Scenario the director decided to go with. Malkovich wanders around saying cryptic things about how bad humans were for the planet, and then he marries a robot and lives stupidly ever after.

  24. ISpeakJive says:

    Trump fans respond to me reporting his antisemitic tweet: “You’re an idiot!” “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!” “Die, filthy cuck!”
    14 hours ago

    I can’t see Fatboy’s Twitter. Unless I log out, which I can’t be bothered to do. But he apparently reported Trump’s tweet with the red star over the picture of money, as being “anti-semitic.”

    What a ninny. All the sudden, Chunky is all pro-Jewish, and thinks he can get Trump banned by Twitter. Yeah, sure.

    Delusion? Desperation?

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky just keeps flailing away blindly, with the same old accusations against everyone he’s fixated upon at the moment. Doesn’t matter who, they all get the same ten words Fatass knows, but mostly just racist, insane and now anti-semitic. He’s limited mentally, our big portly figure of fun. 😆

  25. ISpeakJive says:

  26. Octopus says:

    A great American regains his crown. He’s a badass, is Mr. Chestnut. 😯

    I had a hot dog and a hamburger today, along with some fries and a Diet Coke. I’m pretty badass, too.

      • Octopus says:

        She got her bony l’il ass whupped by another tiny female, yesterday. Oh, well. She had a great run.

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          I dunno how they do it.

          • Octopus says:

            It’s actually the same as training for anything, except the training consists of gradually stretching your stomach by consuming mass quantities, while keeping your weight down, so you don’t accumulate visceral or external fat that would impede the stretching during a competition. The snarfing part is also a skill that you have to learn, how to eat particular foods very quickly and get them down without choking. It’s gross as hell to watch, but it’s a niche sport that’s not going away. The whole Kobayashi Konflict was a black eye that hurt the popularity, but there are young up-and-comers who are working on their game as we speak.

    • Doppel milyo says:

      I want to puke just watching this

  27. Octopus says:

    Milo’s love letter to America is not to be missed: http://www.breitbart.com/milo/2016/07/04/happy-birthday-america/

  28. Octopus says:

    Keep holding it until you turn blue:

  29. rightymouse says:

    Looks like Billary is going to skate.

    http://www.drudgereport.com/

    • Octopus says:

      Just as expected. I was mad for about a minute, until I remembered that I NEVER thought this administration would allow Shrillary to be indicted.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        So now, the Never Trumpers are saying it’s the fact that she’s not in government anymore that makes the difference. If she was still in office, she’d be administratively sanctioned and maybe have clearance stripped, etc. But hey, presidents don’t have to have security clearances, (believe it or not!) so no problem there either now if she gets elected. How convenient.

        How is this any kind of vindication for her?

  30. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Yeah America’s turned into scumbag criminal-ville. I don’t even care about voting anymore. That criminal will probably end up Preezydunce. As long as they don’t come down my street or steal my money I no longer give a shit. My neighbor has guns so we’re good. I know I sound cynical but seriously, what’s the point?

    • rightymouse says:

      Meant to reply earlier….please, please consider the Supreme Court. If anything, vote Trump so that Hillary can’t put in Scalia’s replacement!!! We need you!!

  31. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I’m pissed.

    I’m watching Steve Johnson of the USA playing Roger Federer but I find myself rooting for the nearly best player in the world from Sweden. I just like Roger. America sucks and can go to fucking hell.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      The Johnson guy tried to shoot a between the legs shot with Roger Federer. Embarrassing the banana republic America yet again in a long list of low character Johnsons. The hosts point out that Federer speaks perfect English.. Johnson of course speaks ONLY English. Not that bad a guy, just no class. Typical of a country ran by crooks and liars.

    • rightymouse says:

      Buck up, darls. Am listening to Rush and he’s admonishing everyone to hang in there and that it ain’t over.

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        Thank you rm. We still have quality people like you.

        • rightymouse says:

          Och. You ain’t so bad yerself! 🙂

          • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

            Ha! You and other Daedalus pals are all great people. You hearten me 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            You hearten me, too. Just remember, in 50 years Emailgate will be scrubbed from the historical record. Nobody anywhere will have any idea it ever happened. Just like all the Clinton scandals, of which there will be plenty more before they finally disappear from this planet. They escape everything, but they can’t escape Father Time, who remains undefeated.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        What’s left, Righty? The foundation stuff?

        • rightymouse says:

          Yep. And I hope if Trump becomes President, he can pursue the email horror.

          • rightymouse says:

            Better yet, I hope she still pays for what happened in Benghazi.

          • Octopus says:

            He won’t, though. He would just be opening himself and his already-unpopular (more vilified than Dubya’s, from Day One) administration to more heaps of abuse from the Bad Side. He’s going to be trying to mitigate that shit, which won’t work. He will never be accepted by the Left, and the Never Trumpers who are all butthurt about their RINO pals being unceremoniously dumped in the trash by a disgusted public. I still hope he somehow pulls off a win, but it will be rough sledding for him all the way.

          • rightymouse says:

            Octo..
            The number of Republican primary voters this year vs Democrat voters gives me hope.

          • rightymouse says:

          • rightymouse says:

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      And Roger’s Swiss, not Swedish.

  32. ISpeakJive says:

    The little lady didn’t mean to do it. She was just ignorant. No intent there. Just typical lady stupidity.

    What a bunch of condescending patriarchal bullcrap.

    • Octopus says:

      She’s an evil, greedy old witch who knew exactly what and why she was doing all of it. As she has done, since she was a bossy bitch in grade school, no doubt. She’ll probably be elected president. I hope not, and I’ll do everything I can to convince people about her evilness, but I just don’t think we have the numbers to stop her. Hope I’m wrong.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Exactly. They are not even trying to hold her to normal standards. The same thing they did with Obama. He’s black, you know.

        • rightymouse says:

          Half-black. But you’d never know it with the Donks. The one-drop rule is sacred with them & is with the KKK as well.

  33. Octopus says:

    This is Your Day, Fatass. Enjoy it to the fullest. You’ve got no life, no love, no money, no job and no friends, but you can gloat all day on Twitter about Shrillary getting off scot-free. That’s something. 😆

  34. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    This has to be the most unreal thing I’ve seen in my life. Rudy tees off. She couldn’t even be an assistant US attorney, she’s such a fucking crook and low character.

    http://video.foxnews.com/v/5021931138001/giuliani-fbi-decision-special-exception-for-the-clintons/?intcmp=hpvid1#sp=show-clips

    • Octopus says:

      She is killin’ it in that red dress, though. 🙂

      This whole thing reads like another episode of the ones I’m reading about in “Crisis Of Character.” The Clintons never get nailed down, no matter how shady and gross they are in their political and business dealings. Slip-slidin’ away, once again.

      http://freedom-articles.toolsforfreedom.com/44-reasons-to-not-elect-hillary/

      Thing is, the Left doesn’t care, the media and entertainment worlds are totally in the bag for her, anyone can be bribed with hush-money and favors, and the world just goes spinning along for the Clintons. There will be a couple of days of grousing on the Right, then something will happen that pushes this latest outrage to the back-burner.

  35. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    The FBI are crooks. But Jim Rockford was awesome. He respected the law and stood up like a man.

    I think it’s why the Russians crap on us all the time now. They’re like “You used to kick our asses all over the planet. And now you send us some crooked old cow to insult us. Or some pathetic hAlf-Rican promising to sell out his own country after the election.” At least the Russkis still have some dignity.

    • Octopus says:

      That was the only TV show I watched during that period of my life, along with some sports, mainly hockey and college football. Rockford was cool.