Twitter does not protect Charles

Poor Charles, he is mad that Twitter does not protect him from those mean people bothering him!

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107 Comments on “Twitter does not protect Charles”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Delete your account, fatso.

  2. A man finishes making love to a blond. As they linger in the afterglow, he asks her, “Was I the first,”

    “Ohmygod,” the blond squealed, “Why do all you guys always ask the same question?”

    • Octopus says:

      A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, “I slept with a Brazilian.”
      The blonde replies, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?”

      • rightymouse says:

        • Octopus says:

          In his book on Marilyn Monroe, the Great Asshat Norman Mailer made a very convincing argument that the “realest blondes of all” are the ones who choose to be blonde, with the assistance of chemical bleaching agents. These are women who desire the benefits, such as they are, of being THOT. It’s a double-edged sword, like so many things in life. 🙂

          Speaking of which, “Welcome to the Real World, SJW’s!”

          https://www.yahoo.com/style/happens-wear-low-cut-top-150506053.html

          My impression on reading this article is akin to, “No shit, Sherlock.” It goes both ways, though — good-looking and taller men get better responses in interviews, as do attractive females who can speak clearly without their crackpipe falling out of their purse. It’s just the way it is. Sorry, Trigglypuff. You’re going to have a hard life. 😦

        • Bunk X says:

          Two blondes walk into a bar. The second one should have seen it coming.

        • Bunk X says:

          A blonde got a job as receptionist at a fire hydrant foundry. She parked a half mile away so she wouldn’t get a ticket.

        • Bunk X says:

          Blonde returned a bag of M&Ms to the store, claimed they were mislabeled as W&Ws.

        • rightymouse says:

  3. Macker says:

    For Heaven’s sake, don’t tell selrahC about the Mac & Cheetos!

    • Octopus says:

      He’s going to explode right out of his skin, if he starts on those. Fortunately, he doesn’t have enough money to eat as much as he would like.

  4. Octopus says:

    Fatass is very, very concerned about women’s health issues. Babies gots to be killed, to make women healthy. Millions of babies must die! 😆

    • windbag says:

      All isn’t lost? Like Obama hasn’t been dismantling the Republic and the Constitution for the past seven and a half years? The country has been running full speed to the left and Fatso still thinks it’s like the John Birch Society is running the show. What a blind, stupid pimple on the ass of the world he is.

      • Bunk X says:

        A SCOTUS decision on a subject that’s near the bottom of most US citizen’s concerns (right next to worries about the snail darter and the desert tortoise) gives dear #rumpswab hope for the future. Pheeew.

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          Yep. People want jobs. So they can afford the kids. Not no job and a free taxpayer paid womb vacuum.

          • Octopus says:

            How about a job as a door-to-door womb vacuum salesman? I’ve got some great ideas for the demonstrations.

    • Arachne says:

      Did this clown even understand that the Texas law was passed in response to the deplorable conditions in the Gosnell clinic and required abortion providers to meet minimum standards probably in place for any other outpatient surgery?

      And the Supreme Court had NO jurisdiction in this matter. This is a matter of regulating practices in the MEDICAL profession, which is a 10th amendment right of the states. It has to do with procedures. It did not outlaw abortion.

      If anything, dipshit, this law PROTECTED women. So I guess it’s safe to assume from your giggly wigglies over this that you APPROVED of Gosnell’s butcher shop.

  5. ISpeakJive says:

    “Insultingly false”

    Taking it personally? Awesome!

  6. Octopus says:

    His vocab is actually decreasing, isn’t it? He’s slipping like a fat man trying to run away from a hungry polar bear, on a small ice floe in a whirling eddy. Floe and eddy. Callback.

  7. Bunk X says:

  8. Bunk X says:

    Listening to this on the Tim Conway Jr. Show on KFI AM640.

  9. Bunk X says:

  10. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Tips for a safe summer. Stay hydrated!

  11. Octopus says:

    The brofellows gave Gus a rough ride again last night.

    No shit.
    11 hours ago
    Brexit left is like the stupid party. That’s cool.
    11 hours ago
    I can see the Brexit left. We’re not dumb.
    11 hours ago
    The left supports Brexit so whatever.
    11 hours ago
    Roll eyes.
    11 hours ago
    I gift you my nose.
    11 hours ago
    Whatever.
    11 hours ago
    Antisemitic fruitcakes for Bernie. Whatever.
    11 hours ago
    Only right wingers kill people.
    11 hours ago
    Only right wingers are tyrants. Left wingers are never tyrants. They are awesome and good.
    11 hours ago

  12. Octopus says:

    http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2016/06/why_trump_frightens_the_gop_illuminati.html

    The High Foreheads of the GOP don’t like Trump. He’s not one of them. He’s scary!

    Screw these losers. As my man Donald would say.

  13. Octopus says:

    http://www.odditycentral.com/news/professional-plaintiff-accused-of-threatening-to-sue-big-companies-for-profit.html

    See, Chunky? Other people without jobs manage to make money. Why can’t you? Perhaps there is something wrong with the Five Begging Bowls mission. Could it be that you are not a sympathetic figure, with that peevish face on your 12-year-old photo? You should try a current pic, showing your bloated, unhealthy blobfish look. Worth a try, anyway.

  14. Octopus says:

    Gus wants to know, “What possible difference could it make, at this point?”

    Benghazi: 4 dead; countless hearings; countless reports. Gun Violence/Deaths: 30K plus dead; no hearings; no reports.
    11 minutes ago
    Republicans release report regarding incident involving Democratic party administration. No doubt it’s unbiased.
    15 minutes ago
    Cause of Death: Benghazi news.
    24 minutes ago
    #Benghexit
    25 minutes ago
    Oh great. Benghazi again. Again, again, and again.
    26 minutes ago

  15. KGB says:

    Nigel Farage has balls the size of grapefruits. “Now I know that virtually none of you have ever done a proper job in your lives.” I love this man.

  16. Juan Epstein says:

    IT’S NOT REAL, CHARLES.

    IT’S TWITTER.

    YOU’RE NOT REALLY DOING ANYTHING.

    TOUGHEN UP.

  17. rightymouse says:

    You first, asshole.

  18. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Alrighty. Thanks to Preezydunce Obungle’s immigration “policy” which is let anyone, no questions asked TB’s making a comeback!

  19. Juan Epstein says:

    Rage Furby.
    Talking Yam.
    St. Pancake.

    Loves his nicknames…But only one stuck.

  20. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    This episode of Benghazi Boogaloo is brought to you by the party that chose Donald Trump as their presidential candidate.
    38 minutes ago

    Uh these facts are not in dispute. The Shrilldebeast saying they are discredited is just more lying from the crooked old hag who will tell you the sky is purple, if she thinks it can benefit her. Just like her email lies her story continues to change from the initial one.

    In addition to The Hill’s summary, here are a few other notable new findings from the report.

    Despite President Obama and Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta’s clear orders to deploy military assets, nothing was sent to Benghazi, and nothing was en route to Libya at the time the last two Americans were killed almost 8 hours after the attacks began. [pg. 141]

    A Fleet Antiterrorism Security Team (FAST) sat on a plane in Rota, Spain, for three hours, and changed in and out of their uniforms four times. [pg. 154]

    The Libyan forces that evacuated Americans from the CIA Annex to the Benghazi airport was not affiliated with any of the militias the CIA or State Department had developed a relationship with during the prior 18 months. Instead, it was comprised of former Qadhafi loyalists who the U.S. had helped remove from power during the Libyan revolution. [pg. 144]

    In August 2012—roughly a month before the Benghazi attacks—security on the ground worsened significantly. Ambassador Stevens initially planned to travel to Benghazi in early August, but cancelled the trip “primarily for Ramadan/security reasons.” [pg. 99]

    Former Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta bluntly told the committee “an intelligence failure” occurred with respect to Benghazi. Former CIA Deputy Director Michael Morell also acknowledged multiple times an intelligence failure did in fact occur prior to the Benghazi attacks. [pg. 129]

    The Pompeo-Jordan report, written as “additional views” to the main GOP report, adds this additional color, courtesy of the Washington Examiner:

    Secretary Clinton did not make every effort to ensure the Americans being sent to Libya were safe, a project she has full ownership of from start to finish. They were inadequately protected and their requests for help fell on deaf ears.

    Following the attack, the administration misled the public about the events of that night in Benghazi. The State Department and Secretary Clinton learned quickly that this was a terrorist attack, but rather than be square with the American people and risk losing an election, they opted to blame a video?inspired protest that never happened.

    Our government did not move heaven and earth to rescue our people. The American people expect that our leaders will do whatever is necessary to save our people when things go wrong. We now know the U.S. military never reached Benghazi and the government never directed men or machines to enter the fight there.

    The administration broke its promise to bring those responsible to justice. Now four years after the attack, only one person has been arrested and was brought to America before proper interrogation took place.

    The administration never had a sincere interest in helping the Committee and working with us to find the truth. It was politics, deceit and deception.
    * * *

    The Clinton campaign responded quickly, downplaying the report as being full of “discredited conspiracy theories.”

  21. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Yet more new lies from Shrillery about her handling of emails. Everything she says is a lie.

    http://hotair.com/archives/2016/06/27/another-34-work-related-emails-hillary-clinton-deleted-just-turned-up/

  22. Octopus says:

    He’s “abusive” because he grabbed the arm of a reporter who was running into a restricted area, with no credentials. That’s what I call monstrous!!1! 😆

  23. rightymouse says:

    Delete your account.

  24. Octopus says:

    The most precious thing I’ve read in ages:

    http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/the_alresford_flogger/

    Bio: I’ve just completed a PhD in Philosophy at Essex with a thesis entitled ‘Freedom and Nature in McDowell and Adorno’. I’m currently a part-time lecturer in the department, and I have some Teaching Assistant duties too.

    • rightymouse says:

      What a dolt.

      • Octopus says:

        He’s far too sensitive to engage fully with this world, or with learning to drive a car, or move out of his parents’ basement. He’ll probably end up poisoning the folks, and living like a Chunky-esque recluse forever. Gain 50 stone. Die alone.

  25. Octopus says:

    http://www.tmz.com/photos/2016/06/28/sophie-tweed-simmons-lingerie/images/2016/06/28/sophie-tweed-simmons-01-jpg

    Again…I thought plus-size meant “fat.” Sophie isn’t fat. She appears to have the perfect amount of bodyfat for her height and overall shape. She wants me to go camping with her, but I keep telling her, “No, Sophie…I’m married. Find someone else, preferably closer to your own age.”

  26. Octopus says:

    For the ladies, I bring you: The Persian Hercules! Aka, the Persian Hulk. Whatever. He’s got a lot of stubble, tho…

    http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/3847423_125878292_jpeg

  27. Octopus says:

    http://www.askamanager.org/2016/06/i-was-fired-from-my-internship-for-writing-a-proposal-for-a-more-flexible-dress-code.html

    More preciosity! 😆

    Two gems in one day. How will this generation survive Reality?

  28. Octopus says:

    You should jam with her, Chunky. Nile Rodgers ain’t doing her justice, with his tired old guitar riffs. She needs your chunky surf magic!

  29. B a dick 4 Jeezus says:

    http://dailycaller.com/2016/06/28/report-adult-refugees-enrolled-in-canadian-high-school-harassing-young-girls/

    And here we were thinking young Syrian men are respectful of women and cultures who rescue them. Oh wait we knew this would happen all along!

  30. Octopus says:

    Don’t get yourself killed, Milo. I doubt if the Swedish police will protect you properly. They’re working under extremely PC bureaucratic boll-weevils.

  31. rightymouse says:

    My copy of ‘Crisis of Character’ arrived. Can’t wait to read it. Hillary is an awful person who is not only a habitual liar, but totally incompetent.

    • rightymouse says:

      She and Obama caused the deaths of 4 Americans in Libya. No apologies. Makes me sick.

      • Octopus says:

        Got my Kindle copy, too. I’m going to read it this weekend. We can re-hash the gnarlier parts. 😡 😆

  32. Octopus says:

    Some people think this recent pic of Madonna’s 19-yr-old daughter Lourdes shows her to be a meth-user. They point to her lank hair, spotty face, the lighter she’s clutching, and other assorted speculative details. I’m not convinced, but I’m not a meth-expert. Any opinions? Gus, feel free to jump in.

  33. Bunk X says:

  34. Octopus says:

    Hmm…that sounds familiar. What could it be?

    Oh, now I remember:

  35. Arachne says:

    Oh and a big public THANK YOU to Daedalus for a fantastic “date” on Friday night at The Knife in Orlando. We had too much fun!

  36. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Wow the Dow’s right back up where I bought on Friday. I’m a fricking investment genius. 🙂

  37. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    But then he DROPS the whole pile of paper on the floor! It’s freaking hilarious. @goodidea_
    12 hours ago

    Sounds almost as funny as some idiot who throws everyone out of his website and then craters it while everyone he threw out stands around laughing and pointing and calling him fat and stupid.

  38. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Well they are right that there’s nothing really new here. The report confirms that Rice, Earnest, Shrillery and Obungle all lied to purposely mislead the public that it was a small terrorist army (about 70). And not the result of some decentralized protest.

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/editorials/ct-benghazi-hillary-clinton-obama-rhodes-edit-0629-jm-20160628-story.html

  39. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Remarkable open corruption. He wasn’t there to be social. He was either there to get a BJ or influence her not to indict the Shrill. Maybe both.

    http://dailycaller.com/2016/06/29/bill-clinton-loretta-lynch-meet-on-airplane-in-phoenix-video/

  40. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/06/obamas-un-ambassador-says-u-s-will-take-30000-refugees-next-two-years-video/

    And 10% AKA approximately 3000 ISIS terrorists. I think the plan is get to them in here and when they’re committing mass murder in airports, schools and malls during Trump’s presidency, then say “See? Trump and the GOP are bad on terrorism.” And get back in the WH.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Why can’t we get a vote on stuff like this. Yes, I get that our chance to stop this is to vote out the party that wants to do this, but I cannot believe that even democrats think bringing in Muslims is in our best interest.

      Why do WE have to take them? We already take more than any other country on earth. Can’t they go to another Muslim country where they will be more comfortable?

  41. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/06/29/sen-mcconnell-lauds-clinton-belittles-trump-who-calls-out-clinton/

    Right. Trump is clearly not prepared to lose with Presidential dignity like Mitt and John McCain. If he keeps this up he may just end up winning in a teddibly, teddibly undignified way that might embarrass the GOP establishment and damage the brand forever.