Hoping for increased revenue

With the demise of Little Green Football as a potential revenue making venture, the government dependent shut in is in tough financial straights. When Charles is not begging for money, he is devising ways to get whatever penny he can. The irrelevant obese failed blogger is trying a new way to make some money.

Need Revenue

This new venture will end in failure as all the previous attempts to make money.

 

 

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131 Comments on “Hoping for increased revenue”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Every money-making venture Charles has engaged in since he trashed LGF has resulted in failure. Give it up, Fatso, and get a freaking job.

  2. Octopus says:

    But you and your flunky Gus are just poor everything. 😆

  3. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

  4. I think the terrorist members of LGF have created more original content than cut-n-paste Chunky has.

  5. Octopus says:

    Whaaat, it was only 8 years! Any 55-year-old ponytailed comic book guy could have been had, especially with that Pam-person, brushing your porky arm with her perky-ish tits. You were an innocent target! Thank Allah you saw the error of your ways, before you lost all chance at the virgin raisins. Phew!

  6. Octopus says:

    Try this one, Fatass:

  7. Octopus says:

    Message received. It needs kissing. Whatever it needs…

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      I know. I really don’t think she needs to worry about what I’m willing to do!. It’s pretty much everything, anything, etc…. Oh right she’s probably talking about some hawt guy. LOL! 🙂

  8. Octopus says:

    Good Fucking Riddance Dept:

    (thanks Ace)


    George Will Leaves the Republican Party over Trump

    And here is our country’s best-known conservative pundit’s genius advice:

    Asked…to recommend what conservative anti-Trumpers should do now, Will said: “Make sure he loses.”
    Now, I am not the scholar of American History that George Will is, but a rational and informed reading of that advice could be changed to: “Make sure Hillary Clinton becomes president.”

    If Trump loses at the convention, in spite of having the required number of delegates for a first ballot nomination, then Republicans all across America will smell a rat. Yes, it can be done, but it will be extremely difficult without fracturing the coalition that is required to elect a Republican in November.

    Let us be honest about good ole’ Georgie of the blue-jeans hate and the pompous bow ties….he wants Hillary to win because it will solidify his position as one of the trusted retainers in the court of the almighty Dollar, and he doesn’t care who sits on the throne. Hillary isn’t ideal, but Georgie will still make his money and be fêted by the media and those in real power. Only if Trump wins will Will’s position be threatened, and we simply cannot function as a free country if George Will is not on TV 15 times each week!

    But there’s more!

    But what about that last-gasp reason, resonant among many of the legal thinkers at the libertarian/conservative Federalist Society, for backing even a revolting Republican — the Supreme Court? Will’s answer was revealing: “Sure, but I’m also concerned with the fact that I do not really believe Republicans think clearly enough about what they really want in judges…having a Republican president is not an answer in itself.”

    Oh, you stupid flyover people. Just climb back into your pickup trucks and throw the old dog in the back and go hunting. The mandarins in Washington will take care of you, because you are too stupid to know what is best for America.

    Posted by Open Blogger at 06:15 PM Comments

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That’s incredible.

      These guys have their egos invested in this and they can’t stand that they might be wrong. They’re doubling down.

      First we have these yahoos gushing over Obama, when they should have known better, and getting him elected (thanks!) and now this.

      Fuck ’em.

      • Octopus says:

        Fuck ’em so hard, with sand in the vaseline. I mean, take your bow-ties and shove them, you idiots. With all due respect.

        I’m so sick of these old-fashioned conservativistas, with their lukewarm public embrace of anything opposed to the current system of pay-for-play politics. Trump isn’t perfect, but he’s a game-changer, and he’s the alternative to the Horrible One. A vote for anyone besides Trump at this point is a vote for Shrilldabeast.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          Yes. And you look at these people and they are all interconnected. You’ve got reporters married to Obama administration big-wigs all over the place. It’s incestuous to the point of being obscene. You can’t trust a single goddamn one of them to give the straight story.

          It’s gross.

          • Octopus says:

            You said it, Jive.

            And now, in the morning, there’s going to be a raft of godawful glurge about the deep meaning of George Will’s apostasy from the RINO reserve. BARF!

            I’m going to sleep, and never waking up. Well, not for a long time. Probably six hours. George will need to crap by then.

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          Absolutely. So you lost. Don’t be a tool for the shit headed libtards who will NEVER EVER return the favor.

      • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

        I know. Hey George. What part of STFD and STFU do you not get?

    • rightymouse says:

      When I read that George Will was actually ENCOURAGING people to vote for Hillary, I lost it. Must have used the worst swear words known to God & man. What a tool!!

  9. Octopus says:

    Now is the time on Sprockets when we shit our pants and pass out:

    Whatever.
    2 minutes ago
    Burp.
    4 minutes ago
    Fuck y’all anyway.
    5 minutes ago
    We’re good.
    7 minutes ago
    Bow da du dah!
    8 minutes ago
    Oh shit.
    9 minutes ago
    I.
    9 minutes ago
    El dios.
    11 minutes ago
    Oh damn.
    13 minutes ago
    Love and happiness.
    14 minutes ago

  10. Octopus says:

    Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the
    boogy (6x)

    My name is KIIIIIIIID, Kid Rock

    Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the
    boogy (4x)

    And this is for the questions that don’t have any answers
    The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
    The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers
    The G’s with the forties and the chicks with beepers
    The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
    And it don’t even matter if the veins are punctured
    All the crack heads, the critics, the cynics
    And all my heroes at the Methadone Clinic
    All you bastards at the IRS
    For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
    For the shots of Jack and the caps of meth
    Half pints of love and the fists of stress
    For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood
    And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
    I said it’s all good and it’s all in fun
    Now get in the pit and try to love someone

    Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy (4x)

    For the time bombs ticking and the heads that hang
    All the gangs getting money and the heads that bang bang
    Wild mustangs and porno flicks
    All my homies in the county in cell block six
    The grits when there ain’t enough eggs to cook
    And for DB Cooper and the money he took
    You can look for answers but that ain’t fun
    Now get in the bed and try to love someone

    (small solo)

    what,what,what,what,what
    what,what,what,what,what

    Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy (4x)

    For the love, and for the hate
    And for the peace…. WARRRRRRRRRRRR

    Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy (4x)

    It’s just Detroit, what can I say?

  11. Octopus says:

    You ARE a chunky l’il bitch-child, Fatass. The whiny crap from Jackson’s whiny period suits you very well. If only you could have played your soulless noodling guitar on one or two of his tracks, you’d be able to stop begging the internet for pennies that never come, unless you donate to yourself. 😦

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      This is the one mocking pretty boy Jackson Browne. I like it when people who deserve mocking get mocked 🙂

  12. Octopus says:

    The best standy-uppie comedian going, outside of Meerkat Nation. 🙂

  13. Octopus says:

    Don’t you just love meerkats?

    • Octopus says:

      Look at how they hold their little paws, when they’re in “observer mode.” So cute!

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Say Meerkats 3X and you summon Bunk out of his slumber.

        Speaking of Africa: 🙂

        • Octopus says:

          You have to love the lions, though. The men lay around, waiting for the women to put dinner on the table, and then they saunter over to eat their fill. So liberated, the females! It’s really heartwarming.

          I had a dream the other night where I was walking down a path in the forest, and suddenly I became aware that there was a large predator stalking me. I finally caught a glimpse of it, a big old cat. A cougar, it looked like. An older female, but still lithe and dangerous as hell. I ran like a rabbit for home and barely made it to the door ahead of her razor-sharp claws. In fact, I had a few scratches down me back, I had to explain to the wife. Then I woke up and ate an English Muffin with peanut butter.

      • Bunk X says:

        They’re poised to pee in synch, but just can’t manage the aiming business.

  14. Bunk X says:

    I’d like to know why my “This browser does not support video playback” for embedded tweets. I thought FireFox would have sussed out the problem by now. What a bunch of fukkin meerkats.

    • Octopus says:

      Weaselly bastards, the Firefoxes. I was with them for awhile, kept having issues, and switched over to Chrome. I hate Google and their standy-uppy politics, but I have never had an issue with Chrome that wasn’t easily fixed.

      • Bunk X says:

        I’ve got enough updates on my plate to keep me busy for a while before I dump Firefox.

        • Octopus says:

          You know who else had a lot of updates on her home computer? Shrillary, that’s who. Now look. There might be an FBI investigation, if the Clinton Foundation can’t pay off enough people, and kill the rest.

  15. rightymouse says:

    Seen in Thailand.

  16. Pakimon says:

    Racoon vs. Meerkat!

    Are they “playing” or fighting for domination! You decide! 😆

  17. rightymouse says:

    I pre-ordered this book at Amazon.com. These two are nothing but trash. Why any decent human being would vote for Shrillary is beyond me. Bah.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3660782/New-book-written-former-Secret-Service-agent-claims-Bill-Clinton-picked-women-jogging-staffers-snorted-cocaine-claims-cheery.html

  18. Octopus says:

    You sat in the garage tweeting and jacking off, while that was going on.

  19. Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

    Uh-oh.

    • Octopus says:

      Erm, well…this is kind of awkward. Seems Chunky McDumbth of the Little Green Footballs got the straightest-arm from Pamela Geller since Jim Brown retired from the NFL to pursued his Hollywood Dream. He then turned to the Cheetos, to slake his raging butthurt and general angst. Too many sugary, caffeinated Mountain Dews washed them down, leading to more bloat and much paranoia.

  20. Octopus says:

    Still compiling material for “Gus’s Garage Years:”

    Burn down the mission.
    1 hour ago
    The Nazis are coming.
    1 hour ago
    Oh damn.
    1 hour ago
    Minutes.
    1 hour ago
    Cello.
    1 hour ago
    Sin ti.
    1 hour ago
    Oh shit.
    1 hour ago
    Whatever man dude.
    1 hour ago
    #6
    1 hour ago
    Ironic riff.
    1 hour ago

    Good shit goes in, and more good shit comes out.

  21. Octopus says:

    Breitbart Butthurt at fever pitch!

    Meanwhile, Mike Flynn dies of a heart attack, and they throw up a Gofundme. Surely a hate-site like that, with an editor who hasn’t been very hi-profile, will net next to nothing compared to Chunky’s lucrative begging bowl enterprise.

    https://www.gofundme.com/2b2twszf
    $13,071 of $50k goal
    Raised by 123 people in 2 days

    Beautiful family, missing their Dad. Tragic.
    Donate! 🙂

    Meanwhile, back at the rancid hovel:

    $3,975 of $10k goal
    Raised by 112 people in 13 months
    No wonder he looks so peevishly poop-pushed-in. 😡

  22. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I was reminded of really great music. Ya know like the stuff that Chunky never produced?

  23. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Also smart thinking. And the word pernicious!

  24. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    George Carlin – List of people who ought to be killed

  25. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    In the “If you’re going to be racist/bigoted, then make it funny as hell!” department.

  26. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    OMG. Her stand up is so good I almost don’t hate her. Plus she’s really pretty.

  27. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Ha! The Shrilldebeast is POURING millions into ads against Trump. Whereas Trump is just making a few Tweets here and there. And they’re more or less neck and neck. And this polling was done before Brexit which Donald tee’d off on. Just wait til one debate which will reveal the Beast as an addled “low energy” (LOL!) empty suit.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-06-27/hillarys-lead-over-trump-either-1-or-12-depending-which-poll-you-believe

  28. Juan Epstein says:

    One observation about the fascist – anti-fascist melee….

    Charles was shut in at home.

    Others actually battle.

  29. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I tell you it’s a great religion. You can cheat, lie, murder, swear, threaten people and still be a good Muslima as long as your hair’s covered.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/06/muslim-woman-lax-threatens-terrorist-attacks/

  30. pineapple says:

    TRANSLATION:

    “UPDATE: Abortion Barbie says she feels “vindicated” by SCOTUS abortion decision”

    She’s a waste of skin.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Generally speaking, unless there’s a problem with a pregnancy that impacts a woman’s health, abortion is not a health issue anymore than a facelift is.

    • pineapple says:

      I’ll bet there’s a lot of urban centers that wish “Man Made Climate Change™” would get rid of their rats and pigeons.

  31. Octopus says:

    Michael Moore wants the US to take Britain’s place in the EU: http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/jun/24/michael-moore-begs-eu-after-uk-brexit-vote-take-us/

    “We want what they have!”

    I can’t.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      More leftism bitterness. People have seen thru the failed policies supported by lefturds like him. No one hates anyone. People now see what uncontrolled immigration actually is. What the libs have done is allowed a dangerous and reckless invasion. And if anything it’s the migrants doing plenty of hating.

  32. pineapple says:

    Toot is such a crybaby….. waaaa! waaaa!

    • Octopus says:

      Holy hell, he is such a whiny douchenozzle! 😆

      63 years old, pestering kids at Twitter Central about some silly rules being flouted. It’s so embarrassing, along with the begging, the bloat, and the 12-year-old avatar pic. 😳

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Well, it’s clearly NOT clear to Twitter what the problem is, and it’s their company and they can do whatever they want, whenever they want and they don’t even have to be consistent, do they? It’s what you’ve been saying ad nauseum for eons, so it must be true.

      Oh, and you have no right to complain about it by your own rules.

      Besides, nobody likes a snitch.

  33. Octopus says:

    Heheh…I just read this rambling Facebook rant from Rich Millenial Spokescow, Lena Dunham, who is now feeling scared and unsafe thanks to Kanye’s stupid video featuring fake naked celebs. OOOoohh, so scary! Now she knows how I felt when I saw her naked on “Girls,” which was practically every show. I have PTSD now. 😆

    Her writing is so bad, it’s almost good, in an unintentionally funny way. So stupid! Like her show.

    Lena Dunham
    Like This Page · 7 hrs · Edited ·

    Peeking From Between My Fingers: some disjointed thoughts on the ‘Famous’ video

    Like many pop culture addicted Americans, I wait with bated breath for what Kanye West will do next. Aside from his Twitter mayhem, he has created some really “next level shit” as the kids would say. I could also happily watch Kim Kardashian West chip the paint off a window ledge for hours and be fascinated. I admire that whole family, love the way they depict women as better in numbers and masters of their own destiny. I’d spend all summer at Kamp Kardashian. But it’s possible to hold two competing thoughts in your mind and the Famous video is one of the more disturbing “artistic” efforts in recent memory.

    Let’s break it down: at the same time Brock Turner is getting off with a light tap for raping an unconscious woman and photographing her breasts for a group chat… As assaults are Periscoped across the web and girls commit suicide after being exposed in ways they never imagined… While Bill Cosby’s crimes are still being uncovered and understood as traumas for the women he assaulted but also massive bruises to our national consciousness… Now I have to see the prone, unconscious, waxy bodies of famous women, twisted like they’ve been drugged and chucked aside at a rager? It gives me such a sickening sense of dis-ease.

    I was raised in the art world by a dad who painted aggro scenes of sexuality and war and a mom who, ironically enough, has photographed some butt naked life-sized dolls of her own. I live for the nude rabble rousing of Carolee Schneemann and Hannah Wilke, for Kathy Acker’s arty porn, for Paul McCarthy’s gnomes with butt plugs and Vito Acconci masturbating under the gallery floor and Carrie Mae Weems shedding a blinding light on the pleasures and terrors of black womanhood. If it’s been banned, I’ll probably love it. Because I know that art’s job is to make us think in ways that aren’t always tidy or comfortable. But this feels different.

    I’m sure that Bill Cosby doll being in the bed alongside Donald Trump is some kind of statement, that I’m probably being trolled on a super high level. I know that there’s a hipper or cooler reaction to have than the one I’m currently having. But guess what? I don’t have a hip cool reaction, because seeing a woman I love like Taylor Swift (fuck that one hurt to look at, I couldn’t look), a woman I admire like Rihanna or Anna, reduced to a pair of waxy breasts made by some special effects guy in the Valley, it makes me feel sad and unsafe and worried for the teenage girls who watch this and may not understand that grainy roving camera as the stuff of snuff films. I hesitated a lot about saying anything cuz I figured the thinkpieces would come pouring in. But I didn’t see this angle being explored as much as I had hoped. It’s weird to feel like you’re watching alone. I bet I’m not.

    Here’s the thing, Kanye: you’re cool. Make a statement on fame and privacy and the Illuminati or whatever is on your mind! But I can’t watch it, don’t want to watch it, if it feels informed and inspired by the aspects of our culture that make women feel unsafe even in their own beds, in their own bodies.

    Y’all, I’m so sick of showing up to the party angry. But at least I brought cake.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      OMG! Does she even get that Robert Kardashian made the fortune for them defending a vicious murderer? So they can now sit around, dull eyed and self-absorbed accomplishing nothing?

      Like many pop culture addicted Americans, I wait with bated breath for what Kanye West will do next. Aside from his Twitter mayhem, he has created some really “next level shit” as the kids would say. I could also happily watch Kim Kardashian West chip the paint off a window ledge for hours and be fascinated. I admire that whole family, love the way they depict women as better in numbers and masters of their own destiny. I’d spend all summer at Kamp Kardashian.

      • Octopus says:

        Does this not say all you ever need to know about Lena?

        I could also happily watch Kim Kardashian West chip the paint off a window ledge for hours and be fascinated. I admire that whole family, love the way they depict women as better in numbers and masters of their own destiny. I’d spend all summer at Kamp Kardashian.

        Brian Williams called her, “The voice of her generation.” And this was well after his daughter was cast in the show. 😆

  34. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Oh sure. The worlds going to hell in a handbasket. But the good news is

    WE GOT LAZER WEAPONS! 🙂

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-06-27/us-navy-begin-testing-powerful-150-kilowatt-laser-weapon-system

    • Octopus says:

      Between that, the railgun, and naked pics of Lena Dunham projected into the eyeballs of unsuspecting ISIS rage monkeys from miles away, we’ve got this thing. No worries!

  35. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/06/27/andrea-mitchell-on-clinton-warren-campaign-appearance-it-did-seem-like-magic-on-that-stage/

    Yes very magical. Here’s Shrillery responding to Donald Trump to one of her fans.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      whoops forgot

      • Octopus says:

        Magic, she called it? I took one look at those two lying old hags in their near-matching blue power pantsuits, and turned off the TV. Anyone who finds such “Blue Screen Of Death” magical has shit for brains.

        Also, that gif above is going to give me nightmares. 😆

  36. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    OK we should clean the palate of that image with something sublime and marks the beginning of Wimbledon.

    • Octopus says:

      Thanks for that! Now we can sleep, perchance to dream.

      A young newcomer to Wimbledon, here:

      Lot of potential.