What’s wrong with America according to Charles

I have no words for this.



189 Comments on “What’s wrong with America according to Charles”

  1. pineapple says:

    “but not mosque and state though.”

    Pesky 140 character limit!

  2. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Didn’t Gus tweet that recently? He’s getting his sage wisdom from a gimpy old guy that lives in garages and unheated flats?

  3. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    RT @KeithOlbermann: RT @VanityFair The 5 questions Keith Olbermann says Donald Trump must answer vntyfr.com/ogFvr8V via @VFHive https:…
    3 hours ago

    OMG this is just too rich. Below are the 5 stupid questions. Olbie opens up calling Trump, a super successful business man and entertainer more or less insane, erratic, frequently self-contradictory and angry. The very things that cost Olbie his last 3 jobs. But Chunkles thinks old Olbie is super sharp and hence Retweetable. Olbie apperently has no questions for the batshit old lady who keeps changing her story about her unsecure email server with classified info on it. Or her obvious quid pro quo “foundation” scam to sell foreign influence.

    Here they are:

    Have you ever received treatment for, a diagnosis of, or a recommendation to undergo an evaluation for, psychopathy or any other disabling personality disorder?

    Given your erratic and frequently self-contradictory and angry behavior, in public and on the record, would you agree to an evaluation of your psychological health by a panel of independent and medically qualified experts?

    Have you ever paid employees, contractors or others to whom you have agreed to pay a fee or salary, significantly less money than your agreement called for, and insisted that if these people wanted the full amount, they should sue you?

    If the answer to that is “yes,” would you estimate that the average amount you fail to pay on contracts and other debts is 10 percent? Twenty percent? Higher?

    Given that many of your personal holdings and business agreements may or may not be potentially in conflict with the international goals of the United States of America, will you either reveal all of these holdings and agreements before the election, or place full control of all of your business and financial interests in a blind trust to take effect if and when your electoral opponents concede defeat?

  4. Octopus says:

    What a lame, absurd thing to say.

    The blithering of a fat kid on a stool in the corner, wearing his usual conical headgear.

  5. Octopus says:


    I watched the awful Loretta Lynch defend the decision to only release censored versions of the monster’s statements, with all the Islamist stuff deleted. How dare they?! And what is the real reason they had to change their dim-bulb minds on this?

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Short answer: They want to white wash Islam at all costs. Including the lives of Americans.

  6. Octopus says:

    Was it something like this?

  7. Pakimon says:

    Wait a minute… Archie is dead!

    How can he be trading tweets with the plus-sized ponytailed sniveling dickhead?!

    Unless…. the Magical Jazzy Ponytail wields powers beyond our comprehension!

  8. Pakimon says:

    Powers…. beyond our comprehension!!!!

  9. TreBob says:

    As usual, Charles has it 100% wrong. We, as a nation, are easily more secular now than in the past. What do you think the average colonist would have thought of a 300 pound, gender fluid, Estonian Women studies major? And Charles still believes that the church and state separation, which isn’t in the constitution, was to keep the government out of the church and not the church out of government.

    At least our boy’s consistent. 100% backwards, every time.

  10. windbag says:

    Hmmm….no examples to support his musings.

  11. Imam Chunky values religion over science, when it’s Islam. He thinks Islam is compatible with science and he couldn’t be more wrong. Eventually, Imam Chunky will issue a fatwa against Bill Maher and anyone else who doesn’t fall into line in support of the religion of peace.

  12. Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

    “Wall of separation” between church and state is not an historical thing. Dipstick’s confusing it with Clinton era policy on information sharing. 🙄

  13. Juan Epstein says:


  14. Juan Epstein says:

    Here’s a gift for you, Charles.

    No one will know where you got it from.


    A new lawsuit filed in federal court accuses presidential hopeful Donald Trump of raping a 13-year-old girl at Jeffrey Epstein’s Upper East Side mansion more than 20 years ago.
    The woman, who alleges the rape occurred in 1994, filed a civil complaint in New York Federal Court on Monday against the presumptive Republican nominee and Epstein, a notorious ex-hedge funder previously convicted in a prostitution scandal involving minors. Trump allegedly attended at least four of Epstein’s parties at 9 East 71st Street, known as the Wexner Mansion. The plaintiff, like other girls at the house, was lured to the parties with a promise of a modeling career, the lawsuit claims.

  15. Octopus says:


    The feel-good moment of the day, from Ace. I’m hooked on these.

  16. Juan Epstein says:

    Authorities: UK man arrested at rally planned to kill Trump


    What is his LGF nickname, Charles?

    No doubt you’ll check the records when you get to the office.

    • Octopus says:

      His profile sounds very similar to P-LOL’s, but he’s from England. His plan lacked gravitas, but I’d be surprised if that was the last attempt on Trump, given the media’s twisted portrayal of what is already a polarizing personality. I’d wear a good vest under my suit, if I was him. Not a helmet, though. Helmets are a bad look.

      (on a girl’s bike)

  17. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    ESPN will give a Special Snowflake award to the Mizzou football team. WIN!!!


  18. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    When will Shrilldebeast and Chunky renounce her Islamist mass murderer supporters? Silence is approval.


  19. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I read there were some musicians in our area doing a music compilation critical of our governor Matt Bevin who is a conservative Christian. http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/06/21/musicians-pro-abortion-attack-against-kentucky-gov-matt-bevin-includes-tune-crotch-crucifix/

    I randomly picked one of the band names Babe Rage and Googled them for videos. The first (and last) I listened to is Edible Woman. It’s wonderful music to oh say….kill yourself to.

    Here’s another one named DW Box. This one’s not too bad. Kinda Fleetwood Macky. At least their instruments are in tune and they sing in tune with one another.

  20. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Another Dem race baiter libturd gets flushed: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/06/21/pennsylvania-congressman-convicted-in-racketeering-case.html?intcmp=hpbt2

    A veteran Pennsylvania congressman was convicted Tuesday in a racketeering case that largely centered on various efforts to repay an illegal $1 million campaign loan.

    U.S. Rep. Chaka Fattah was found guilty of all counts against him, including racketeering, fraud and money laundering. His lawyers had argued that the schemes were engineered without Fattah’s knowledge by two political consultants who pleaded guilty in the case.

    The 59-year-old Democrat had been in Congress since 1995 and served on the powerful House Appropriations Committee. But he lost the April primary and his bid for his 12th term. His current term ends in December.

  21. Octopus says:

    Olbie is my fwiend, 😆

    Pre-Moronic Conversion:

    Olbermann Sacked As Election Anchor – Little Green Footballs
    littlegreenfootballs.com/…/31182_Olbermann_Sacked_As_Electio…Little Green Footballs
    Sep 7, 2008 – MSNBC tried a bold experiment this year by putting two politically incendiary hosts, Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews, in the anchor chair to …

    Olbermann Duped by Anti-Vaccine Wacko – Little Green Footballs
    littlegreenfootballs.com/…/32746_Olbermann_Duped_by_Anti-Va…Little Green Footballs
    Feb 11, 2009 – Tonight Olbermann let himself be played like a fiddle by antivaccine propagandist David Kirby, the man who, with Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., was …

    Olbermann and Arianna: The Smear Crew – Little Green Footballs
    littlegreenfootballs.com/…/27762_Olbermann_and_Arianna-_The…Little Green Footballs
    Oct 31, 2007 – Arianna Huffington (who still has not addressed the libelous post about LGF on her web site, despite three emails) joins the Olby-thing in a …

      • Bunk X says:

        Ah, here it is. Had to dip into the swamp to find a linky. Note that although it is dated 29 October 2007, it was updated on *ahem* 25 May 2011…

        • Bunk X says:

          “Years ago, before I began blogging, I surfed through numerous sites, looking for opinions and attitudes that might inspire me to comment. Back then, I spent most of my time at right wing blogs, soaking in the hysteria and hatred, getting a feel for various rooms. When I joined the, er, “conversation,” I usually did so with my actual politics, and of course I was immediately attacked, getting it from all sides. The commenters never addressed my actual arguments; they simply went after me personally, telling me that I was insane, anti-American, pro-Saddam, probably a fag, or better yet, transsexual. Once they read certain key words, their brains clicked into auto-assault mode, and nothing, n-o-t-h-i-n-g, could stem or alter their spewing. At Little Green Footballs, several commenters bluntly advised me to leave the site, or they would track me down via my IP address and kill me. Probably hot air, but there are plenty of crazy people in the world, and arguing at an anti-Arab racist site wasn’t worth taking the risk, however slight.” — Dennis Perrin

          • ISpeakJive says:

            I don’t believe that for 2 seconds.

          • Bunk X says:

            Neither do I. If we could suss his nic we could read the thread, but then that would be doing Charles a favor.

          • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

            This guy’s spewing a pack of lies. He probably did get into some negative interchanges though, because he’s an obvious crooked little lying pustule. I would imagine Iron Fist told him he would kill him with his bare hands if he ever met him 🙂

  22. pineapple says:

    This tweet was in regards to Loretta Lynch scrubbing all the references to Islam from the Orlando shooter’s 911 call. When they saw that the public was not going to buy into their bullshit they released the 911 call unedited.

    What an embarrassing regime this is.

  23. Octopus says:


    This comes out, right after I read a mocking article by some millenial having a laugh at conservatives for calling out Snopes’ liberal bias.

  24. rightymouse says:

    Fatso is so effing smarmy. Trump has been clear that he wants to stop ALL illegal ‘immigration’ and deport ALL of them. Middle Eastern Muslims are under particular scrutiny because they tend to kill people in large numbers. Idiot.

  25. windbag says:

    Oh yeah, about that bruised shoulder from an AR-15:

  26. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Looks like they really have let the wife of a mass murderer and an accomplice go scott free. And she’s now fled to parts unknown. That’s how dedicated the DOJ is to letting, even inviting Islam to take a big shit on our society. It’s clear the Obungle regime not only wants to bring in more adherents to the rotton death cult of Islam they want the militants here and murdering us with no consequences.


    • Octopus says:

      This is perfectly in keeping with the Grim Truth about the Unicorn Messiah, as thoroughly spelled out in the great documentary:

      If you haven’t seen it, or think you might need a refresher, check it out. It’s amazingly accurate.

      “She was going to do some traveling…” Of course! She needed a vacay. Plotting atrocities is hard work.

  27. Octopus says:

    I can’t wait until society flips the script on this, and us white male oppressors are given the safe space we so desperately need. I mean, I have one — the corner of the basement I turned into a gym with a crankin’ music system, and a decent TV with a huge La-z-Boy parked in front of it. I can escape. 🙂

    It is fun to watch the young SJW’s struggle to put their feelings into some semblance of logical order, and fail miserably. In a venue where they do not have the numbers to impose their fascist will.

  28. pineapple says:

    The Democrats in Congress are a bunch of idiotic morons. A sit in? Really?

    Old hippies who never grew up. Groovy man.

    I see the big fat lying John Lewis is there of course. If that guy had one more brain cell it would die of loneliness.

  29. Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

    Something to do with something.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a lot to deal with. She’s a hot Greek girl, who needs about six months of Booty Camp diet and exercise. I will train her personally.

      • Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

        Nothing a paddle boat can’t fix. Over a reasonable period. I fish, she pumps.

        • Octopus says:

          That’s a good start. A lot of lean fish protein is good, coupled with a targeted exercise program. I’d want to get her on her feet for some glute-centric stuff. Squats, lunges, deadlifts, and being chased for a few miles by vicious dogs. Trained actor-dogs, of course. Aside from a little harmless ass-nipping if she slows down, they won’t attack. But you’d swear they are really dangerous — we sicced them on that Dog Whisperer guy, and he ran until he collapsed from exhaustion and heat-stroke. We all had a good laugh, after he was released from the ER.

          • Octopus says:

            Stairs it will be, then. Btw, you’ve been taking too many elevators and escalators since this pic in 2014. We can fix it, though.

          • Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

            It’s boobie day at hotep Twitter. Some of those hoteps are funnier n snot.

          • ISpeakJive says:

            Tell me what hotep is.

            Me so square.

          • Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

            Hoteps are basically Blacks without chips on their shoulders, who want to get along with whites and everybody else. Sort of the un-BLMers. But there’s a pop culture dimension to them, too. Their tweets can be pretty hilarious.

        • rightymouse says:

          She has an ugly fat ass.

    • Pakimon says:

      Pakimog grow weary of setting immense fat asses as “The New Normal”. for chicks.

      Pakimog say it not a “glandular problem”

      Pakimog say you aren’t “big boned”.

      Pakimog say stop stuffing your face and try walking and exercise.

      Pakimog say mix in a salad!

      In full disclosure, Pakimog say he is no skinny troglodyte. Pakimog pack on pounds whenever he backslide and stuff face with junk food and drink lots of beer.


      When Pakimog find he get too fat to fit in pants, Pakimog stop eating junk food and start walking and exercising more.

      Pakimog lose blubber in reasonable time and pants fit again.

      Pakimog don’t whine and cry and make excuses. Pakimog just have to use common dietary sense and tonnage always melts away.

      Of course, Pakimog don’t have jazzy ponytail and Twitter account to obsess over 24/7 😆

      • Octopus says:

        We’re all in the same boat, Pakimog. It’s a constant battle, and middle-age is a time when your body says “Feed me, and I’ll be over here relaxin’.” You have to be stern with the Fat Guy inside you. No more, I say. Okay, one more. But tomorrow you run an extra mile. Or…we’ll see.

        The asses are too big on these village buttwhores. They lack discipline. Then they compound the problem, by getting implants and fat-injections into their bums. It’s a serious problem. The talcum-powder industry may be behind it. Behind it, I said. Snickering about the fatties, most likely, and going home to their stick-thin, high-cheekboned, model-type trophy wives, bred for speed and hauteur on the steppes for centuries.

  30. Octopus says:

    Just wait, Chunky — there’s a whole lot more where today’s mild review came from. It’s a scary, smelly, skeleton-clanking nightmare in Shrillary’s closet. Yes, the self-identified Liberal MSM will ignore and downplay all the revelations, but Trump won’t — and it appears the butthurt Berniebros won’t, either. This could be fun. 😆

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      I heard the speech live earlier. The Donald crushed it.

    • ISpeakJive says:


      And this just barely cracks the surface.
      I’m sure these all have perfectly reasonable explanations……..

      Chunky, would you like to address them in numerical order??

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Chunky tweets that Trump’s speech was “packed with lies, start to finish.”

      Really? The NYT couldn’t find doo-doo that was significant. What they did find was laughable. Trump said she’s been taking special interest money “her whole career.” NYT says, no, she’s did other things in earlier years besides public service! ROFL!!


      • Octopus says:

        Again, Chunky covers himself with the fail. 😆

        He gets everything completely wrong, to the point where I’m beginning to think he might have a brain tumor. Maybe the Pam-ganglion turned malignant? Possibly picked up some brain parasites, on his African tour WAY back when? I think we need some tests done.

        • Octopus says:

          And isn’t it grand that we finally have a candidate who isn’t afraid to tell the truth about the corrupt, incompetent donkey he’s running against? For all his faults, Trump is going to hammer Shrillary with the facts about her past, including her recent past on which the FBI is refusing to indict her. Thus far, I mean. I still think they’ll bury the email scandal.

          • rightymouse says:

            She can’t speak off-the-cuff like Trump can. He’ll demolish her in the debates. I’ll get extra popcorn. 🙂

          • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

            There won’t be debates, I fear. She’ll claim he’s not worthy of sharing a stage.

          • Octopus says:

            The debates will be rigged, if they do happen. The questions and questioners will be vetted carefully. I don’t think there will be anything free-wheeling going on, that’s for sure.

  31. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Mainstream news channels are covering Trump’s slanderous anti-Hillary speech without pointing out it was packed with lies, start to finish.
    30 minutes ago

  32. Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

  33. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:


    More pernicious lies from Faux News!!!

    Hillary Clinton IT specialist Bryan Pagliano invoked the Fifth more than 125 times during a 90-minute, closed-door deposition Wednesday with the conservative watchdog Judicial Watch, a source with the group told Fox News.

    The official said Pagliano was working off an index card and read the same crafted statement each time.

    “It was a sad day for government transparency,” the Judicial Watch official said, adding they asked all their questions and Pagliano invoked the Fifth Amendment right not to answer them.

    Pagliano was a central figure in the set-up and management of Clinton’s personal server she used exclusively for government business while secretary of state. The State Department inspector general found Clinton violated government rules with that arrangement.

    He was deposed as part of Judicial Watch’s lawsuit seeking Clinton emails and other records. A federal judge granted discovery, in turn allowing the depositions, which is highly unusual in a Freedom of Information Act lawsuit. The judge cited “reasonable suspicion” Clinton and her aides were trying to avoid federal records law.

    Pagliano’s deposition before Judicial Watch is one of several interviews with high-profile Clinton aides, taking place as the FBI separately is continuing its federal criminal investigation.

  34. pineapple says:

    Sean Hannity just played a montage of Hillary cackling and screaming. OH MY GOD I can’t listen to that bitch for very long.

    Yes, Trump did knock it out of the park today.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      When she’s not cackling or putting on an accent, or practically shouting and pounding the lectern like Stalin, she goes real low and flat and monotone and there’s a pause between each word. Like she’s trying to not get mad that she has to deal with such morons. Trying to keep from letting her temper get out of control. It’s bizarre.

      WHO IS SHE? I’m not sure she even knows.

      • rightymouse says:

        “Americans of all political persuasions are coming to the sad realization that our First Lady — a woman of undoubted talents who was a role model for many in her generation — is a congenital liar.”

        • Octopus says:

          She’s a demon, in human form. The cackling should have been the tip-off, but a lot of people have unfortunate laughs.

          Her crookedness is just beyond the pale. Even for a politician-lawyer-weasel born and raised to lie about everything, she’s in a league of her own. The email thing is part and parcel of that innate instinct to deceive, as she wanted total freedom to run her felonious fundraising schemes without any scrutiny. Fuck national security, there’s millions to be made!

          • rightymouse says:

            I’ve mentioned this before – Shrillary interned at Treuhaft’s law firm in California. He & his wife were ardent communists. She was a Mitford – a Brit Commie with 2 sisters who adored Hitler.
            This article from 2007 tends to minimize the connection, but that’s the role of the press – to minimize bad things when people are Democrats.


          • Octopus says:

            Joe McCarthy was dead-on correct about everything having to do with Communist infiltration of America and Great Britain during and after WWII. The more I read about that era, the more I am convinced that Obama and his Communist/Islamic positions are the result of decades of planning. I don’t like to sound like a conspiracy-nut, and that’s what the Left would chortle over this line of thinking, but read about the history of such people as Kim Philby, and many other dedicated Communists who gained access to power in various areas of that period.

      • Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

        Who, or what? My theory is she’s SMOD.

  35. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    I guess David Gergen pulled a Chunky move and beshat himself on CNN claiming the book Clinton Cash had been discredited. Not according to numerous mainstream media publications.

    Left wing papers are all right wing smearing liars now too? ABC News? Politico?

    Gergen’s claim couldn’t be further from the truth and proves he clearly has not read the following mainstream publications that have confirmed key details in Clinton Cash: The New York Times, The New Yorker, The Washington Post, The Wall Street Journal, Bloomberg, Reuters, CBS News, ABC News, and Politico.

    As Breitbart News detailed in April, each of those publications has confirmed several key details of the Clinton Cash book. The Times confirmed that Clinton violated the Memorandum of Understanding she signed with the Obama administration that promised the disclosure of foreign donations.

    “As Clinton Cash reveals, Ian Telfer, the foreign head of the Russian-owned uranium company, Uranium One, which Hillary Clinton approved to acquire U.S. uranium, made four individual hidden donations to the Clinton Foundation totaling $2.35 million, none of which appear in Clinton Foundation disclosures,” Breitbart News wrote back in April.

    The New Yorker confirmed that Bill Clinton received half a million dollars for a speech that was paid for by “a Russian investment bank that had ties to the Kremlin” while the Uranium One deal was ongoing.

    The Washington Post confirmed the details about the Haitian gold mine scandal that involved Hillary Clinton’s brother Tony Rodham.

    The Wall Street Journal confirmed details about donations from Canadian mining executive Stephen Dattels.

    The New York Times has also confirmed more on the Uranium One deal, while Bloomberg has confirmed the details about the Laureate Education, Inc., area of the scandal.

    The Washington Post also confirmed details about how much of the Clintons’ wealth comes from the foundation, while CBS News confirmed details about Schweizer’s deep dive on Jeb Bush—the former Florida governor.

    ABC News confirmed the paid speeches revelations, and those connections to Hillary Clinton’s work as Secretary of State.

    “Records supported the premise that former President Clinton accepted speaking fees from numerous companies and individuals with interests pending before the State Department,” ABC News wrote.

    Meanwhile The New York Times also confirmed the details about the Kazakh nuclear officials, while Politico confirmed that Clinton can’t dismiss the book’s findings because they are accurate.

    “Hillary’s Clinton Cash dismissal is dead in the water,” Politico wrote.

    Of course, if all of these and more news confirmations of the Clinton Cash revelations were not enough, maybe the just-released hacked Democratic National Committee (DNC) document that showed that the Democratic Party itself considered this narrative among Hillary Clinton’s “vulnerabilities” would be. On Tuesday, Breitbart News reported on the 42-page secret DNC memo uncovered by hacker “Guccifer 2.0” and how it documented hundreds of news reports on malfeasance by the Clinton Foundation.


    • ISpeakJive says:

      People used to feel shame when they lied. Or at least when they were caught.

      Apparently an old-fashioned concept these days.

  36. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    One of the comments at Breitbart. I thought it was a concise break down.

    Gergan is a hack…

    The Clinton Crime Family

    Here’s how it works:
    1. You create a separate foreign “charity.” In their case one in Canada.

    2. Foreign oligarch’s & governments, then donate to this Canadian charity. In this case, over 1,000 contributed mega millions. I am sure they did this out of the goodness of their hearts, and expected nothing in return. (Imagine Putin’s buddies waking up one morning and just deciding to send un-told millions to a Canadian charity).

    3.The Canadian charity then bundles these separate unidentified individual donations & makes a massive donation the Clinton Foundation.

    4. The Clinton Foundation, and the cooperating Canadian charity claim Canadian law prohibits, the identification of individual donors.

    5. The Clinton Foundation, then “spends” some of this money, for legitimate good works programs. Unfortunately, experts believe this is on the order of a mere 10%. Much of the balance goes to enrich the Clinton’s, pay “salaries?” to un-told numbers of hangers on, & fund lavish travel, etc. Again virtually all tax free, which means you & I are subsidizing it.

    6. The Clinton Foundation with access to the world’s best accountants, somehow fails to report much of this on their tax filings. They discover these “clerical errors” and begin the process of re-filing 5 years of tax returns.

    7. Net result: foreign money, much of it from other countries, goes into the Clinton’s pockets tax free & untraceable back to the original donor. This is the textbook definition of money laundering. Oh, by the way, the Canadian “charity” includes, as a principal one Frank Giustra. Google him. He is the guy who was central to the formation of Uranium One, the Canadian company that somehow acquired massive U.S. uranium interests and then sold them to an organization controlled by Russia. This transaction required U.S. State Department approval. Guess who was Secretary of State, when the approval, was granted?

    Ask yourself this: Why did these foreign interests, funnel money, through a Canadian charity? Why not donate directly to the Clinton Foundation? Better yet, why not donate money directly to the people, organizations & countries in need? This is the essence of money laundering and influence peddling.

    Now you know why Hillary’s destruction of 30,000 e-mails was a risk she was willing to take. Bill and Hillary are devious, unprincipled, dishonest, and criminal.

    Never Hillary
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    • ISpeakJive says:

      How the hell is she going to get out of this? Because she will try, the scheming bitch.

      • Octopus says:

        She has been caught to the point where she had to squeal loudly, but so far she has eluded being put into the sack.

  37. Octopus says:

    Science! Is there anything they don’t know for certain-like?

  38. Octopus says:

    Magic Johnson’s boy is right proud of his weight loss.

    The Before:

  39. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    This is because Charles Foster Johnson seems to hate ghays.
    / I really like Milyo

  40. Pakimon says:


    Chunkles’ butthurt is massive and stinging today.

    How do I know?

    He’s doing what he always does when his butthurt is massive and stinging.

    He calls everyone a racist and trots out his insipid “Trump Bumper Sticker Generator”.

    Every… friggin’… time. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      His butt hurts probably because after 13 months, his GoFundme total is still less than $4,000. We’re talking massive failure here. Just like LGF. Toilet drama. Sad. 😦

  41. Octopus says:

    Heheheh…this dumbass LaCanfora is a terrible sports-hack writer, who was the Red Wings beat writer at the Free Press for too many years. Didn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground at that job, and was laughed out of town by real hockey fans here who know too much about the team and hockey in general. 😆

    He’s not getting any smarter, clearly.

    • Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

      Bicycles are weapons of mass destruction. You don’t get to define words, I do.

      • OLT's Got Questions AND Answers says:

        One person chose to use the term “pedophile” instead of “sportscaster”.

        Direct hit.

  42. ISpeakJive says:

    Chunky! What were you saying about Church and State yesterday?? Hahahaha

    • Bunk X says:

      That’s hilarious.

      • Octopus says:

        I love the ending, with the fateful plane crash repping the day the music died. Nice touch.

        Big Daddy put a nice Fifties-spin on all the tunes they covered, including the whole Sgt. Peppers album. I used to have a couple cassettes of theirs, back in the groovy 80’s. Next to my Dread Zeppelin collection.

  43. Octopus says:

    He couldn’t be more anti-gay than you and Islam, though. You enormous greasy hypocrite.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Poor Chunkles. Forced to beg for pennies online but still pretends to be superior to a patriot, a veteran service member, a Baylor Law graduate and President of his class. A former judge in Texas’ 7th district. And now a popular US Rep re-elected multiple times and sought after for his viewpoints by the media. He’s often featured on Sean Hannity’s radio show and I’m sure many others across the country.

      Here’s his beautiful wife and family. Where’s Chunky’s?

      • Octopus says:

        No wonder Fatass is always tweeting, “GOHMERT!” He sees a man who’s everything he’s not.

        How’s the Five Begging Bowls system working, Fatass? 😆

        • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

          Gawd his daughters are hawt, too. Isn’t it weird how they all got his peircing and intelligent eyes? Way to go Louis!

          Sorry you’re such a loser Chunky. OK not really.

          • Octopus says:

            They are a very good-looking family. Again, no wonder Chunky is feeling the massive stinging butthurt about this fine statesman. I mean, he looks like a gray whale that’s blundered up onto land, having eaten all the artisan plankton in the ocean. Thar he blows!

  44. pineapple says:

    Furious Burka needs another Nair soak. DF got her all riled up!

    • OLT's Got Questions AND Answers says:

      “Common sense” in the wake of Orlando would demand that we actually discuss the pure Islamic roots of our terrorist’s gay hatred (self-loathing or no).

      “Common sense” would also dictate that we kept track of his terrorist-enabling wife. Maybe even protective custody. Oops.

      “Common sense” would have seen the Democrats in Congress recognizing the TWO Republican compromise bills (both ultimately worthless, but hey, you are just demanding a show of feelz). /Instead we get an unairable episode of Romper Room.

      “Common sense” would have Democrats finally looking at the “gun violence” stats and realizing that they have been barking up the wrong tree for decades. Meanwhile, Chicago, Detroit, and other Dem strongholds bleed Orlandos on a weekly basis and YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK. Racists.

      I don’t expect to see any common sense. It flies in the face of the clearly visible anti-rights, anti-American agenda you (as an Islamofascist anti-Constitutionalist) support.

      • OLT's Got Questions AND Answers says:

        BTW, her Twitter profile is pre-emptively butthurt.

        So open-minded these Islamic liberals … LOL. Of course, as a good Muslim she’s read the verses and other authorities that instruct good Muslims on what to do with homosexuals.

  45. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Go fuck yourself. Please. @MrSrsly
    5 hours ago

    Chunk once again displaying his massive debating skills. Hey Chunk. Get a new insult. Please.

  46. Octopus says:

    It got real out in the garage last night, again. The good shit gets on top of Gus, on top of the Sterno, and then this happens.

    Play stupid.
    10 hours ago
    Bar durp.
    10 hours ago
    Oh noz,
    10 hours ago
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    10 hours ago
    Good shit.
    10 hours ago
    10 hours ago
    We jam.
    10 hours ago
    Oh shit!
    10 hours ago
    Nope! Wait?
    10 hours ago

  47. Juan Epstein says:

    1. Make sure he has no LGF nickname from back in the day….
    3. Write provocative tweet somehow tying this to US Republicans…

  48. ISpeakJive says:

    We support you! Have some craisins!!!

  49. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Third officer exonerated in Ballymore. So far Law and Order 3. Criminal scumbags zip.


    • Octopus says:

      Stand by for the Race Detective to start calling for the protest marches, aka riots, aka general subsidized tomfoolery.

  50. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    CNN Hires Abusive Liar Fired by Trump Campaign lgf.bz/28Qv3Ym https://t.co/UQxzpInMie
    1 hour ago


    LOL! Chunky’s so angry that a Jew went from gainful employment with Trump to gainful employment with CNN. Sorry Chunk (not really). Corey’s way smarter and talented than you. He farts and makes $100 grand. You can’t even make 50 bucks a month begging online. That’s because you’re a fat talentless goy trying to suck up to libtards and Islamitards. Whereas Cory is a free Jewish American family man who knows free market capitalism is the way to go.

    Chunky’s dream girl.

  51. Octopus says:

    We haven’t had any mice for awhile, but next time we do, I’m going to try this. I hate seeing the squished mousies in the other traps.

    • Pakimon says:

      That’s pretty clever and it gives me an idea.

      Nobody has seen Chunkles in years.

      What if we got a giant Mountain Dew bottle, built a similar contraption, set it up in Culver City and baited it with “artisanal” cheese and/or Cheetos?

      We’d catch a corpulent jazzy ponytail in no time!

      On the other hand, he’d probably end up drowning himself in his own urine, it being a Mountain Dew bottle and all. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        That is a great idea. We can catch him and photograph him, and provide him with the updated shot for his social media avatar. A urine-soaked blobfish in a black t-shirt.

  52. Octopus says:

    The crazy thing is, you switched sides to remain a loser-lizard in the Moronic Conversion. You could just as easily switch back, as you do now on a daily basis according to your intake of intoxicants and the hour of the day. You could change the blurry focus of your twitterwar completely, by changing the subject to something less taxing than politics…say, “Garage Chic?” Start a new trend, about something you know.

  53. Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

  54. Octopus says:

    Compared to Shrillary’s perfidious lifestyle, Trump’s career reads like Washington and the cherry tree. Also, Chunky himself is incapable of telling the truth about anything at all. Projectioneer!

  55. Octopus says:


    Lohan is the expert on Brexit stuff. 😆

    Shockingly, the little crackwhore is on the Remain side.

  56. Octopus says:

    …and NOBODY asks you for so much as phone interview, Fatass. Nobody donates any cash. Nobody gives a flying fuck about your opinions. Except us, of course. We dig ya, baby. 😆

    • Be a dick for Jeezuzd says:

      LOL! Half a mil? And how again is he a stooge compared to some fatso loser/begger on Twitter? Poor Chunky. It’s just too easy! 🙂

  57. Be a dick for Jeezuzd says:

    CNN “fact checkers” simply use bad journalism to ignore the Shrilldebeast’s State/Foundation coruption. Not even the left wing can stomach their ineptitude. The facts in Clinton Cash have all been verified by actual journalists working for the likes of WaPo, NY Times, Wall Street Journal, ABC news, Politico. Many of them didn’t like what they saw but they didn’t try and pretend the truth isn’t there.


    • Octopus says:

      Boy, the loose-stools are really flying into the oscillating fan this week, aren’t they?

      Shrilldabeast is the real-life “crooked bitch who lived in a crooked house on a crooked street.” With her crooked hubby, and his crooked dick. He was nearly as crooked as she, but he could charm the cats out of the trees, and then fuck the pretty plump ones. Her awful cackling and screeching would send cats, dogs and howler monkeys fleeing into the next county. She’s kind of a tough sell, is all I’m saying.

      It’s said that when they screwed each other early on in their relationship as part of the unholy charade they were constructing, they were both so crooked that they actually had to
      screw each other. It was painful for both of them, and they quickly turned to other means of satisfying their baser instincts.

      Now Huma has betrayed her, and there will be consequences. Don’t be shocked if Shrill comes out with a statement against the Muslim Brotherhood, a cause near and dear to Huma’s heart. It will just be for show, but it will send a message to underlings.

  58. Octopus says:


    Woo-hoo. Fuck you, Fatass. You never heard of Brexit until tonight, when the Left suddenly went apeshit after the “guaranteed to remain” vote turned to “buh-bye, suckers!” 😆

    May this momentous vote be a harbinger of things to come in November, as the quiet Americans who are afraid to speak up to pollsters, family and friends about their loathing of the Leftist Nightmare that has severely damaged this country rise up and vote for the Hope and Change candidate, Donald Trump.

    People are sick of being bullied by crybabies and criminal illegal minorities. We want out, too.

    Good for you, Great Britain.