Crushing debate, yet again!

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203 Comments on “Crushing debate, yet again!”

  1. Octopus says:

    Spare the Sterno, spoil the liver!

    Bug juice.
    1 hour ago
    Oh, whatever.
    1 hour ago
    Horns. Wake up.
    1 hour ago
    Whatever.
    1 hour ago
    Straight man is scared of gay men. So sad.
    1 hour ago
    Just another angry man.
    1 hour ago
    No closet cases.
    1 hour ago
    Afghanistan.
    1 hour ago
    Orlando.
    1 hour ago
    Judge a man or woman from the sum of his or her gain.
    1 hour ago

    • Octopus says:

      “self-defense strategies for frog attacks.” My favorite line, of a masterpiece of bureaucratic bullshit. 😆

  2. Bunk X says:

  3. Pakimon says:

    Investigating?

    That might entail going outside and *gasp* walking! And being seen!!

    No wonder Chunkles got so peevish.

    Better to stay inside near his Cheetos and Mountain Dew cache and stick to cutting and pasting.

    Besides, investigating might cause Chunkles to bruise his fat.

  4. Chunky’s peevish because of things like this. Trump easily points out that Obungle has way more animosity and outrage toward him than he does a mass murderer who killed 49 gays.

    TRUMP Responds to Obama’s Unhinged Attack: He Was More Angry at Me Than the Shooter – And Killers Who Shouldn’t Be Here

    This afternoon Donald Trump responded to Obama’s insane attacks.

    “Political correctness is deadly. They don’t want to talk about the problem. And I watched President Obama today and he was more angry at me than he was at the shooter and many people said that. One of the voices on television said boy has Trump gotten under his skin. But he was more angry. A lot of people have said this. The level of anger is the kind of anger that he should have for the shooters and these killers who shouldn’t be here.

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/06/trump-responds-unhinged-obama-angry-shooter-killers-shouldnt/

  5. Very courageous Chunkles. Stand in solidarity with the most popular pop artist of the century against mass murderers. You’re a true leader.

  6. A horrifying inside view of what it’s like at a Trump rally. storify.com/case_face/a-tr…
    9 hours ago

    What kind of pin dick uses the term “horrifying” to describe a political rally of free Americans right after the most horrific mass shooting ever on US soil perpetrated by a hateful Muslim?

  7. Octopus says:

    After skimming Sexton’s frightened-child glurge, I skimmed through his timeline and came across this, which he was retweeting:

    The flaming douche thinks he’s writing a book that will be YUUGE, like Hunter S. Thompson’s “Fear And Loathing On The Campaign Trail ’72.” Oh, these deluded college profs, and their fantasies about the old hippie days. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      The original Atticus Books tweet included this:

      • OLT's Got Questions AND Answers says:

        Hunter S. Thompson wouldn’t have let Matt Taibbi hold his snorting mirror.

      • OLT's Got Questions AND Answers says:

        Hunter S. Thompson wouldn’t have bothered throwing Matt Taibbi out of the convertible. He’d have let Oscar Acosta have him as reparations.

        • Octopus says:

          I think he might have shot him, if he’d shown up on the ranch looking for an interview. One can only hope. 😆

          Like way too many English majors back in the ’70’s, I was enthralled with Thompson and read all his stuff repeatedly. It was very, very bad for one’s writing style. Good times, and lots of laughs, but to think that people in 2016 are nostalgic for such inspired lunacy as a valid piece of journalism is just sad, like hearing young people talking about starting a commune and living like nature intended. 😆

    • DudeBro says:

      Debunked:

  8. Ha!

    Hillary Warns About The Dangers Of Foreign Hackers Stealing Info From Private Soft Targets

    http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/06/14/hillary-14/

    Russia Is Reportedly Set To Release Clinton’s Intercepted Emails

    http://finance.yahoo.com/news/russia-reportedly-set-release-clintons-193700629.html

    • Octopus says:

      Juxtaposition! 😆

      Can you imagine the kind of intense backdoor negotiations that are going on right now, as Team Shrill attempts to thwart the release of this hacked treasure trove? Oh, I’d love to be a fly on the wall of that war room right now. There’d be plenty of shit to eat, for one thing, thanks to the incident with the fan…

  9. The paper that no longer calls Chunky for his opinion (aka The Guardian) features the intelligent thoughts of a courageous gay blogger.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/06/14/guardian-jim-hoft-milo-yiannopoulos-leading-movement-gays-defy-radical-islam/

    Jim Hoft, a longtime hard-right blogger also known as the Gateway Pundit, thinks he has the answer. Yesterday, Hoft revealed that he was gay on Breitbart news and argued that it was time for gay people to “come home” to the conservative party. He wrote: “I can no longer remain silent as my gay brothers and sisters are being slaughtered at dance clubs. There is only one man who can lead this nation and protect all gays and all Americans. His name is Donald Trump.”

    Hoft claims that he was driven to the announcement by the Orlando massacre in the Pulse nightclub.

    He told the Guardian, “If there is an enemy of homosexuality today, we can look at the Middle East. There we see countries where it’s still illegal. We’ve seen the horrific pictures of them throwing gays off the roof in Syria and Iraq, and they believe they’re doing this out of some Islamic connotation. Certainly radical Islam is a severe threat to gays in the west.”

    Hoft’s announcement came as a surprise to both friends and foes. Previously he had only been out to friends and family, and liberal bloggers had even accused him of homophobic political activism. In staking out this position, he showed one way conservatives might move to reconcile anti-gay politics with the exigencies of the war on Islam.

    Hoft cites alt-right celebrity Milo Yiannopoulos as another who is working to reframe the conversation in a way that opens a door between gay communities and the right. In the wake of Orlando, Milo tweeted that “as a gay person, the scariest words you will hear are ‘Allahu Akbar’”. The phrase means “God is great” in Arabic; Yiannopoulos is playing on its association with terrorist acts.

    “I thought that was an intelligent tweet.” Hoft says. “Milo has become a prominent voice in conservative circles.”

    He’s hoping that people like himself and Yiannopoulos can encourage gay people to “come home” to conservatism, and offer their full-throated support to a continued war on terror.

    Chunky is reduced to sputtering on Twitter to no one that Hoft is stupid.

    • Octopus says:

      Notice he always says, “Gay and stupid,” including both as a form of insult. And referring to non-existent anti-gay rhetoric from Hoft, with no examples.

      Chunky is a wide load of steaming dumbth.

  10. As a result of Brexit. Putin is smiling. twitter.com/TheLocalFrance…
    44 minutes ago

    No the British people will be smiling because they have nothing to gain by being bullied by Brussels into uncontrolled immigration which devalues their job wages, destruction of their culture and their taxpayers on the hook for bankrupt indebted nations that continue to join the union. And what the hell does Putin care one way or another?

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1277920/we-urge-our-readers-to-believe-in-britain-and-vote-to-leave-the-eu-in-referendum-on-june-23/

    Staying in will be worse for immigration, worse for jobs, worse for wages and worse for our way of life.

    Greece is bankrupt.

    Italy is in danger of going the same way, with even more disastrous consequences.

    In Spain, 45 per cent of those under 25 are out of work.

    And numerous even poorer and worse-governed countries are now joining the EU.

    To remain means being powerless to cut mass immigration which keeps wages low and puts catastrophic pressure on our schools, hospitals, roads and housing stock.

    In every way, it is a bigger risk.

    The Remain campaign, made up of the corporate establishment, arrogant europhiles and foreign banks, have set out to terrify us all about life outside the EU.

    Their “Project Fear” strategy predicts mass unemployment, soaring interest rates and inflation, plummeting house prices, even world war.

    The Treasury, Bank of England, the IMF and world leaders have all been wheeled out by Downing Street to add their grim warnings.

    We are told we cannot be in the single market without accepting all the rules, free movement of people included.

    If so, let’s leave it and, using our enormous clout as the world’s fifth biggest economy, strike great trade deals with the other 85 per cent of the world.

    And pick and choose the best migrants from the whole world.

    If we stay in the EU, as Cameron wants, we will finally give up any chance of controlling our population. Cameron admits it.

    • Octopus says:

      Who could have possibly predicted the EU would be such a failure? Well, only the Left’s most-hated woman of all time, Margaret Thatcher. Read this article. The lady knew what the hell she was talking about. No wonder the Left despises her to this day.

  11. Juan Epstein says:

    The whole cursing will being polite trying to be hip and ironic is cringe worthy coming from a 63 year old man boy.

    • Yeah I love it when Chunky pretends he’s offended by Trump’s teddible teddible crudeness. While telling numerous people to fuck off on Twitter all day. He’s above it all ya see.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s only crude when the Wrong Side says anything. Anything at all that Trump says, Fatass calls “insane vicious obscenity!” 😆

        • rightymouse says:

          Rather like Trigglypuff screaming “FUCK YOU” over and over to protest ‘hate speech’.

          • Octopus says:

            Very like, ‘Mouse. Something very “through the looking glass” about Chunky’s twitterwar. 😆

  12. Juan Epstein says:

    Get ready for All Milo, All The Time as the Milo suspension trends and Charles tries to capitalize for a few clicks or coins for a new used car….

  13. Juan Epstein says:

    One more thing (for the moment).

    Any comment on Omars connections to his mosque, blind sheik, etc?

    After all, he did days and days of “research” in his “office” to establish the minuscule thread that somehow tied Dylann Roof to the Klan.

  14. Octopus says:

    Massive stinging butthurt, that Milo’s suspension was only a few hours long. 😆

    • TreBob says:

      Unlike Charles, it appears Milo doesn’t view his entire identity as Twitter. Probably because he actually gets out of the house often, where Charles hardly gets out of his bathroom office.

      Considering Charles’ hate for gays and other minorities, it isn’t too surprising that he fully supports the social media platform where a Saudi Arabian Prince has a yuge stake.

    • DudeBro says:

      Ginger is BAAAACKKKK

      • Bunk X says:

        They bombed him again.
        He also needs some updings for his GotNews WOT rating. He’s red, Jim.

        • Octopus says:

          He’s going to be back every day, he says. Until Twitter changes its practices. So, he’s going to get banned a LOT. Chunky will rub his huge thighs together furiously each time, as it is his only means of masturbation since the pannus went planetary.

  15. pineapple says:

    I never liked this guy before….. if he does this I’ll have to reconsider.

    “Wikileaks will publish ‘enough evidence’ to indict Hillary Clinton, warns Assange”

    https://www.rt.com/usa/346534-wikileaks-clinton-assange-fbi/

    • Octopus says:

      I wonder if there might possibly be too many people publicly attacking Shrill these days, with Putin also threatening to release a big trove of damaging emails. At a certain point, this kind of pressure can “trigger” an “anti-bullying” instinct in the downtrodden masses yearning to get free stuff. I wonder if the people really care about her emails. And I still don’t see Obama releasing the hounds on her. Ah, a kid can dream, though.

  16. Octopus says:

    That horrible story about the toddler getting grabbed by the alligator really hit home for us. We have video of our girls playing in the sand on that beach, though not in the water and not unattended at 9pm on a deserted beach where nobody really hangs out. It’s a strip of sand laid out for cosmetic purposes next to the lagoon, surrounding the beautiful Grand Floridian resort. As much as I hate to blame the parents, knowing how easy it is for kids to escape your grasp the moment your back is turned, this story sounds really bad in terms of negligence, like the one about the boy climbing into the gorilla enclosure recently. I picture the parents half in the bag, fixated on their dumbphones like most people nowadays.

    One time we were staying there when our kids were young and a resort worker we were chatting with mentioned they had taken a rather large alligator out of the lagoon that morning. She also said something to the effect that “Disney doesn’t talk about the gators in these waters, but it’s an ongoing problem.” Of course, it is — there are gators everywhere in Florida. In swimming pools, golf courses, backyards and anywhere there’s water, it’s a possibility.

    Now I hear they have killed five gators from that very lagoon, and none of them was the culprit. Yet they had no signs mentioning the alligator threat, which might have prompted the parents, who are from Nebraska, to keep their child away from the water’s edge at night, by himself. The Mouse is going to pay through the ass for this one. Mickey, not Righty.

    • rightymouse says:

      Thank you for the clarification!

      • Octopus says:

        I didn’t want to alarm anyone, unnecessarily. 😆

        I just heard they found the body, only about 10 feet away from shore, in 6 feet of water, completely intact. Something smells fishy about this story. Why didn’t the gator consume at least some of the body?

        I’m sure there will be an investigation, but I’m also sure Disney wants to shut this noise down and settle up with the family asap — they are the most family-friendly place in the universe, aside from their money-gouging and predatory gift shops. They even have their own police department. I don’t think we’ve heard the last of this tragic story.

        • rightymouse says:

          Intact body? Yikes. Unpossible.

          • Octopus says:

            I know! I mean, a gator big enough to drag a kid into the water, while fighting off his father, isn’t going to let go and let God. He’s going to have a snack.

            I know I’m starting to sound assholish about this tragedy, but believe me, the idea of losing a child like that gives me the staggers. I just don’t understand the logistics of this thing. I mean, if it was my kid being dragged by a gator, I’m going down with the ship, baby. I wouldn’t stop fighting the gator until he let go, or I drowned.

            Fishy.

          • rightymouse says:

            I agree. Stinky.

          • Abu says:

            Agreed, Octo. Sommin’ don’t smells right.

          • Octopus says:

            Now they’re saying the kid drowned, and was almost for sure drowned by the gator. Said he had only a few puncture wounds in him. It’s conceivable the gator mistook him for a different kind of prey, maybe a dog or something he’s used to eating, and then discarded him when he turned out to be a boy. The question still remains, why would the gator refuse such a tasty morsel? The reptiles haven’t survived since dinosaur times by being picky eaters. And why did the father let go, if he was trying to pry the smallish gator’s mouth open to free his son?

            Too much Dateline for me, I know. It still doesn’t make sense.

          • Octopus says:

            Not a moment too soon, Jive. 😆

            Somebody’s going to bitch us out for not showing the proper empathy, pretty soon. I can feel it.

            I feel very sorry for the kid, whose last moments on Earth were terrible. I feel very sorry for the parents, too, even if they were somewhat negligent. Were they watching a movie? While the kid strolled through the shallows of the lagoon? That’s not good. Bordering on criminal, maybe.

          • Richard ben Youssef says:

            No, that is exactly how alligators eat.

            The snatch the prey, drown it, and tuck it under a log or mud for later.

            I am not joking about this; the recovery of the boy’s body is exactly what you could expect for a small gator and a small boy.

  17. Octopus says:

    How to keep your libturd credibility:

    1. Write an absurdist girly-man article about a gun that actual little girls often enjoy shooting, while pissing your pants and rubbing your bruised body and emotions.

    2. After taking the pre-guaranteed amount of abuse from everyone who isn’t a Pajama Boy or Trigglypuff-In-Waiting, double down on the sissified whining the next day.

    Good grief. Live up to your name, much?

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/gun-lovers-opinion-assault-rifles-article-1.2674555

    • Arachne says:

      I saw an earlier article by this same pussy talking about how frightening shooting an AR-15 was – so loud and so scary with the casing shooting by him. FULL OF LIES.

      He said “you can squeeze off 24 rounds without realizing it.” Oh please. First of all, where did you get a 24-round magazine, Felicia? They aren’t legal in New York.

      The recoil damaged and bruised my shoulder! What.the.HELL? Try a 12-gauge. I’ve shot an AR-15 and there’s literally NO recoil. I get more kickback from my .45 Long Colt.

      It’s LOUD? You’re in an indoor range. A slingshot would be loud.

      The casings were whizzing by you? The AR-15 ejects to the RIGHT and you were shooting with your right hand. They didn’t go anywhere near you.

      In response on Twitter, someone posted a video of their 5-year-old SAFELY shootng an AR-15 and surprise – she had barely any recoil, didn’t cry about it, and exhibited more boys than the NYDN’s resident Girly Man.

      • Octopus says:

        Exactly, Arachne. Gersh was lying through his rotten teeth in the article, trying to stir up fear and angst for his leftist readers. Ridiculous.

        Thanks to my hunting buddies in my teens (I wasn’t a hunter myself), I got to shoot practically all of the legal long guns at the range. Some of those guns had a strong kick, like the 30-06 semiautomatic my friend’s Dad owned. Most of them were very light. I would expect the AR-15 to be in the very light category, based on the small bullet used.

        If I was assaulting a fortress, I think the 30-06 would be my weapon of choice. With a few 10-round magazines. Oh, and a flamethrower made from a SuperSoaker. 🙂

        • Arachne says:

          I wish I’d known when you were in Napa. It would have been great to meet you and the family and take you to one of my “sooper seekrit” family wineries for a tasting!! They make smaller batches but the wine is SUPERB.

          And all over Twitter – “the military assault weapon AR-15” because the stupid libs believe the AR stands for “assault rifle.” It stands for “ArmaLite Riffle” you pathetic twits, the company that first made it. And please find me a link to the military’s use of it – since last time I checked, they used the M-16 and, I believe, the M-4.”

          And while you’re at it, define “assault rifle.” Oh, and do it without using the words “it looks SCARY.”

          • Octopus says:

            That would have been cool, Arachne. We only had a couple of days there, and me wife had a brisk schedule all typed up and put into a three-ring binder, with maps and everything. She’s a little nuts like that, but it keeps things humming.

            We went to two wineries, Bremer and Elyse. Both were really nice, with great wine. We bought several bottles from each, and they both threw in a couple of nice wine glasses with the winery name etched on them. Snazzy.

            We also had a San Francisco tour guide drive us around and show us the highlights of the city, which was a really fun and educational few hours. Amazing scenery, and so much history. Our guide was a really funny gay black man, about my age, who’d lived there his whole life — he never stopped talking, the whole time. Had opinions on everything. Not a fan of the homeless people setting up camps around town. Also not a fan of the police, who he claimed were way too quick to shoot black criminals, in SF.

          • Arachne says:

            OMG – Elyse was one I would have taken you to!!!

          • Octopus says:

            Both of those wineries were recommended to us by Her cousin, who has a wine cellar and orders by the case. The girl (can you say “girl,” anymore?) who was pouring the wine there was so nice, and so generous, we were all a bit tipsy by the time we left — for the second stop. It was a great day. 🙂

          • Arachne says:

            Your wife’s cousin knows her stuff. Always avoid the big wineries – with the sole exception of Mondavi – they actually are a large winery that produces excellect vintages – and stay with the smaller ones, who are probably still cultivating their OWN grapes and not buying in bulk from every ranch/vineyard in the Valley.

            Livermore has some really nice family wineries as well.

        • Bunk X says:

          Don’t feel bad abut missing an Octo meetup, Ms. Spider. He snubbed me, too. :trollface:

  18. rightymouse says:

    Twitter has become a nightmare.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Oh, goody.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Awesome!!! 😆 I love Milo!!! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      Way to take one for the team, Gavin. 😆

      I mean, if you have to kiss a guy, you could do a lot worse. A LOT worse!

      • pineapple says:

        Good god almighty he’s an ugly, fat sack o’ blubber.

        • rightymouse says:

          Can’t imagine what he looks like now. Yuck.

          • Arachne says:

            I wouldn’t be surprised if he was up to 400 lbs. He was looking close to 300 in the last photo.
            We should start a GoFundMe page to finance a PI to get a current photo of Chucky. I bet Milo, Ginger and a few others would chip in a few bucks.

          • Bunk X says:

            Considering that he’s got makeup on for the TV interview, he’s even uglier and pastier than that. Remove all the play-do and he’s a crater face.

          • pineapple says:

            Might cost a little extra for a wide angle lens.

  21. Octopus says:

    Except nobody in the country is against moderate gun control, Stewbum. So go drink some Sterno, and STFU. Also, if you’re not too busy tweeting, drinking and thumbing your bum, would you take a moment to go fuck yourself? Politely, of course.

  22. Juan Epstein says:

    Milo is getting death threats.

    What do you get, you whining faker.

  23. Octopus says:

    …and I helped!

    • Arachne says:

      You’d think with all that Global Warmin’ they’d be wantin’ to stay indoors……

      • Octopus says:

        It’s amazing how fast it cools down when you go up in altitude. Apparently, the mountains didn’t get the memo about Teh Warmening.

  24. Bunk X says:

  25. Richard ben Youssef says:

    Alligators:

    They snatch the prey, drown it, and tuck it under a log or mud for later when it’s easier to eat.

    I am not joking about this; the recovery of the boy’s body is exactly what you could expect for a small gator and a small boy.

    Alligators also routinely take prey off banks … steep or flat, including deer.

    • My Dad told me he was at a zoo once and they had a big alligator in a shallow tank where people could (and were) actually reach in and touch it’s rough back. He was incredulous they would let them do this because he had learned in his Navy travels that they can go from completely still to lightening fast. Here’s an example. The animal is completely still until sec 9 and then the entire leap into the water is complete before 9 ticks to 10. That would be a split second.

    • Octopus says:

      I don’t doubt that you know something about alligators, Richard. I’ve heard that as well, about them tucking a body under something underwater to let it age. I tried to find some backup on that concept just now, but I can’t find anything.

      I did find this sentence, though, in a FAQ about gators:

      http://www.southcarolinaparks.com/files/State%20Parks/Wildlife%20Page/WW_alligators.pdf

      • Closely supervise children when they are playing in or around water. Never allow
      small children to play unsupervised near water.

      No doy. I do think Disney should have been more upfront about why there was no swimming allowed in the lagoon, especially considering how many visitors come from places where such threats just don’t exist. I think an image of an alligator on a sign, like the one at the nearby Hyatt, would scare most parents out of letting their toddlers wade in the swamp at night. I mean…I would hope.

  26. LOL! He speaks the progressive language but it’s only to get to a different goal of Islamic supremacy. Women relegated to the back for his big speech. No attractive women images in the Tube/bus system because…body image shaming? Really? Or because all women should cover up? Against Brexit because of worker rights? Or to protect the policy of massive immigration, avoidance of assimilation, and the continued undermining of native Brits wages and taxpayers crushed by benefits to foreigners with no skills? Ya see the dignity of foreigners is so much more important than the welfare and prosperity of the British people.

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/16/women-sent-back-khan-remain-speech/

  27. If Chunky were there he’d have been shouting Halleluja!

    Black Lives Matter Activist Hijacks Orlando Shooting Vigil, Complains About White Attendees

    A Black Lives Matter activist hijacked the Orlando vigil held on Monday, using the microphone opportunity to lambast the white attendees who were mourning the terrorist attack that took place last Sunday in Florida.I was really nervous to get up here because there’s a lot of white people in the crowd” said the activist, while audience members nervously laughed. “That wasn’t a joke” she added.

    “I wish this many people came out to our racial demonstrations and our Black Lives Matter movements. I don’t want to stand up here and be angry, because this isn’t for me, this isn’t for you, it’s for the people that we lost, and the people that we lose tomorrow, and the people that lost yesterday. But I thought I’d take a moment to list out some facts that many of you probably don’t know because you’re white”.

    The activist, who would better be described as a protester, then went on to complain about racial tensions in America and belittle the audience that was grieving for the loss of nearly 50 lives.

    “As much as it’s awesome that so many people are here today, it’s like who are you really here for” she continued.

    One audience member replied that they were there for everybody, before a large round of applause, before another shouted “we are here to be uniting, not dividing, which is what you are doing now” to the protester, before a large group of attendees started shouting at the man for criticising her.

    http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/06/15/black-lives-matter-hijack-orlando-shooting-vigil-attack-white-attendees/

    • Arachne says:

      Someone should let the dirtbags running the BoweLMovement that we’ve all stopped caring about their bullshit.

      • pineapple says:

        Trump ought to put together a montage of this kind of shit, including Odumbo at every rally he has. People are fed up with these racist fuckers. The self loathing whites who clapped for her should be ashamed of themselves.

        • Arachne says:

          Hmmm…..these are violent people who advocate looting and killing police officers.
          Shouldn’t they be on the Terror Watch List so they can’t have guns?
          Asking for a friend.

    • Bunk X says:

      00:45 “…but I thought I’d take the moment to just, like, list out some facts that many of you probably don’t know, um, because you’re white. I’m tired of the black and white dichotomy…”

      What an ignorant racist bitch.

  28. ISpeakJive says:

    Chunky, I think you should go live in England. You’d feel nice and “safe” there. Nobody can insult you.

    https://prestonbyrne.com/2016/01/06/the-american-english-civil-liberties-comparison-table/

  29. Octopus says:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2016/06/15/mateens-father-the-nightclubs-sort-of-at-fault-here-too-you-know/

    How do you not get high blood pressure from reading such things? Asking for a friend, who’s on the floor now… 😡

  30. Juan Epstein says:

    Shocked! Just shocked to see the Faker exploiting the MPs murder for provocation and clicks….

  31. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Ugh. Looks like a far right British nationalist assassinated UK MP Jo Cox today, shouting “Britain First!”
    2 hours ago

    Wow Chunk the Wonder detective has the case immediately solved on this one. Yet when militant Muslims murder dozens and dozens at a time while shouting Allahu Akbar….he’s all “Hold on now. We think this guy was just nuts.” He’s the lowest piece of scum.

  32. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    According to this article it’s not really clear he shouted “Britain First”. It’s possible the shit bird leftard media merely made that up. Since it’s “unconfirmed”.

    http://www.britainfirst.org/media-desperately-try-to-incriminate-britain-first-in-shooting-of-labour-mp-jo-cox-based-on-hearsay-and-unconfirmed-sources/

    Whereas with the Orlando Jihadist many reported he shouted Allahu Akbar through out the rampage. And then the shit bird media say the motive’s unclear.

    There’s also some talk now that he was more or less a mental patient.

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-06-16/british-labor-mp-jo-cox-shot-and-stabbed-assailant-who-allegedly-shouting-britain-fi

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      So his post ’08 policy of blame first with no fact verification appears to have kept his perfect record of dumbth and inaccuracy 100% intact. Way to go Chunkles!!

    • pineapple says:

      This is clearly another reason to attack the 2nd Amendment and don’t forget all the lists and and and …. the evil looking black guns too!

      Why? This happened in the UK silly!

      So?…….. Just shuddup!

  33. Octopus says:

    Interesting note: these polls Fatass is trumpeting to the heavens, while disappointing, were compiled from data collected before the terrorist atrocity occurred. Let’s see where the next trends go, before we decide on a winner.

    • pineapple says:

      Polls in June?…….. I am laughing hysterically.

      • rightymouse says:

        Wait until Wikileaks and/or Putin release Shrillary’s emails. LOL!

        • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

          I can’t wait! Of course there will be zero coverage on the major networks, not that anyone who can’t get themselves to a polling place watches ABC, CBS, or NBC. Old audience.

          Carter was killing Reagan in pre-election polls because teh elitist media wanted it that way.

          These ABC/CNN type polls are designed to reduce Republican leaning citizen’s desire to vote. Eff that!

          / can’t wait for hippies to die off

      • Arachne says:

        Maybe now’s a good time to remind dipshits like Domenico that in 1988, DUKAKIS was polling very high.

        • Bunk X says:

          Dukisscock’s Alfred E. Neuman photo tanked him.

          • Octopus says:

            Not everyone can pull off a helmet. 😆

            Come to think of it, the Unicorn Messiah’s bike helmet, paired with his Mom-jeans, should have been enough to finish him off politically.

  34. Octopus says:

    This is just wonderful. Some of you have seen it, or parts of it, but this was the first time I’ve seen the whole special deal. 🙂

    Trigglypuff-Chunky, you’ve been owned. Permanently.

    • Octopus says:

      Some interesting historical video on Milo, showing he has had quite a bit of evolution as a character. Unlike Fatass, who has only devolved.

      • Octopus says:

        Nice last-minute shot from Milo: “A lot of stupid things have been said by Science, too.”

        What a perfect response to the oft-heard, “The Church used to say the Earth was flat,” and “The Earth is the center of the universe.” I mean, Science used to say the Earth was flat, and the center of the universe, until a couple of men and some glass intervened. Science has maintained some incredibly ridiculous notions — here’s just a few, not including such modern delusions as Teh Warmening, and the whole DDT shitshow that has cost thousands of lives worldwide.

        http://listverse.com/2009/01/19/10-debunked-scientific-beliefs-of-the-past/

        • Octopus says:

          Preach! 😆

          An interesting historical document. In the future, hey you future kids! (go fuck yourselves, future kids…with your digital La-Z-Butts chairs, that prong you silly while you watch Obamatv/http://nocompulsion.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/coexist-hah.jpg

          • Arachne says:

            Some of us on Twitter took Milo’s words to heart, and changed our avatars to that flag with the words #ShootBack on it.

          • Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

            Whole bunch, as a matter of fact. Now I can’t tell anybody apart. At least those of us doing the ((())) thing can be identified easily.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          Yes.

          Statins don’t do shit, saturated fat is good, and high LDL is better for heart attacks. And that’s just this week!

          • Octopus says:

            Joy, I have gone to the edge. But then I stood and looked down. You know, I lost a lot of friends there, Baby. I got no time to mess around.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          Somebody has got to take the torch and run with it and get a movement going to do something about fundamental Islam. Maybe it will be Milo and gay people.

          • Octopus says:

            And there you go, Jive: “flaming homos.” It’s way past time, they took up the torch against Islamic fundamentalist, homo-sassa hate. Aka, Talla-ASSY hate. Okay, I’m going to drop the torch and mic, and go to sleep. G’nite, haters.

          • Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

            It’s all a matter of getting the media to notice you. People like Zhudi Jassar have been trying to do that at least since 9/11. But the media all run to CAIR for the official word on Islam, just like they run to Al Sharpton for the official word on Black America.

            Milo may have enough of a profile to overcome all of this, but don’t think others haven’t been trying. They’re many and all over the place, and being ignored by the media for the most part. I could rattle a dozen names off the top of my head in the US alone.

            One of my favorites is Shireen Qudosi. She has a cat named “Reagan”. That’ll give you an idea of her political orientation.

          • ISpeakJive says:

            Yeah, I completely agree.

        • Bunk X says:

          There is no evidence of any civilization that believed the world was flat. The first explorer to venture 25 miles or so and disappear over the horizon, and then return alive, would have disproved it.

          “Holy crap! His boat fell off the edge! Oh wait. He’s coming back. Nevermind.”

    • Bunk X says:

      That is cut and paste worthy, and it’s worth cutting and pasting more than once.

    • OLT's Got Questions AND Answers says:

      Holy crap, he really went after them hard. Hilarious.

    • Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

      Sad that the SJW crowd conduct themselves like three year olds that need a nap.

  35. ISpeakJive says:

    Here’s an article by that hideous Syrian Homeland advisor lady again.

    Good God.

  36. Octopus says:

    I’ve been a fan of Haley’s since she was on Idol. It’s great, she’s doing PM stuff. Her voice gives me the tinglesdownthere….can Science explain what’s going on?

    • Octopus says:

      Yep.

    • pineapple says:

      She’s got a good voice….. here’s another version.

      Steve Lawrence and Edie Gorme did a version also.

      • Octopus says:

        Not bad for an old guy, but we’re kind of partial to the parade of young hotties employed by PMJ. Right, Bunk? 🙂

        • pineapple says:

          Sorry about the Paul Anka, I’m not sure what PMJ is. My Google-fu is turned off for today.

          Here’s a totally irrelevant photo just to antagonize lurkers.

          • Octopus says:

            Way to make amends, sir! 😆

            PMJ is “Post-Modern Jukebox,” a popular series on the Youtube featuring retro versions of popular modern songs. They usually star a hot young female singer, but sometimes it’s a sad clown. The clown is also awesome. 🙂

  37. Octopus says:

    Omg, that whiny shit again?!

    Good grief, Fatass. Get thee to a shrink, most rikki-tik. 😆

  38. Octopus says:

    @teleskiguy This repellent persona is apparently appealing to a lot of right wingers.
    2 hours ago
    And there’s our answer – the disgusting alt-right racist is back on Twitter already. @Nero
    2 hours ago
    Has @Nero finally gotten on Twitter’s last nerve with his vile hate speech and harassment? Or will they reinstate him again?
    2 hours ago
    Uh oh. @Nero is suspended again. Let the tantrums commence. https://t.co/c4xQm7WrFD
    2 hours ago

    😆 😆 😆 😆

  39. ISpeakJive says:

    Ginger is back on Twitter!

    Toot will be having a cow approx 8 hours from now. Big day ahead of him tomorrow trying to get CJC banned one more time. 🙂

    This reddit is pretty interesting. It’s long. I might still be reading it 10 hours from now.

    • DudeBro says:

      Ginger Chuck had his account suspended

      • Octopus says:

        I see Chunky was all over @freethechuck like it was an artisanal cheese and avocado sammy. With Cheetos on the side. Played the @deray card and everything. 😆

  40. ISpeakJive says:

    Sales have been disappointing.

    • Octopus says:

      Why have a fake plastic gator when you can just put a real one in there? That’s how you keep the pool hoppin’ intruders out.

      “Huhuhuh, look you guys, they have one of those fake gators in the pool. Like anyone would fall for that shi — AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!1!”

  41. Octopus says:

    Really, Gus?

  42. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Is there any doubt Chunkles would comically call her a “bigot”?

    Islamic reformer on claims Orlando had nothing to do with Islam: ‘That is rubbish’

    An interesting interview on CNN with author and New York University professor Irshad Manji. Manji is both a Muslim and a lesbian which gives her an unusual perspective on the attack that took place in Orlando. In the first half of this interview she says she believes the attack is beginning to shift attitudes about the need for gun control, which is the sort of thing you would expect to hear a professor saying on CNN. But the second half of the interview is decidedly more surprising.

    CNN asks Manji what she thinks about Omar Mateen’s radicalization and the subsequent claims by moderate Muslim groups that the shooting had nothing to do with Islam. Even as the host asks this question, Manji rolls her eyes. “So moderate Muslims use the Mantra ‘this has nothing to do with Islam’ because they are not willing to face the fact that there are regressive verses in the Koran,” she tells CNN.

    “And by the way, I speak as a faithful Muslim, as somebody who chooses to remain within my faith because I love it enough to point out that there are ways to reform how we practice Islam so that it really is a religion of peace,” Manji continues.

    “But when moderate Muslims say this has nothing to do with Islam, that is rubbish. After all, here was this gunman who shouted ‘Allahu akbar!’—God is greater. Now, that doesn’t mean that he was motivated only by religion but clearly there was some religious symbolism that helped incite this incident.

    “And so, frankly, moderate Muslims—who are not so moderate today—have to own up to the fact that we have got a problem in our community. And until we solve it with honesty, we will only see more damage done.”

    Amen.

  43. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    OMG! I had to watch it twice! 🙂

  44. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    This white rapper makes SJWs feel very unsafe.

  45. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    As does Rick Astley in this mash up (OMG! mashed potatoes are white!)

  46. ISpeakJive says:

  47. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    This is a very sad story. Poor teenage kids in Caracas just going to school and going through the motions. It breaks your heart to hear a fourteen yr old girl going to school through dangerous streets and waiting and being disappointed that her art teacher didh’t show up yet again. The teachers can’t come to school often because they have to wait in lines all day for necessities. The school kids have all been mugged often at gunpoint by the local gangs. The kids drink water from home for lunch because there’s not enough food for lunch and the school has nothing.

    And where are Sean Penn and Michael Moore and Danny Glover and Harry Belefonte now? Why haven’t they at least admitted they had no clue what they were blathering about praising Chavez and Maduro? They didn’t understand, as the Venezuelans themselves are now coming to understand that their country and chances for prosperity were stolen from them by con men with lies that socialism can work and make everyone well off.

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/L/LT_VENEZUELA_UNDONE_EMPTY_SCHOOLS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2016-06-17-08-02-55

  48. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Chuck C. Johnson is back again: @chuckcuckslayer
    2 hours ago

  49. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Neo-Nazi Arrested on Long Island With Weapons Cache and Bomb-Making Instructions lgf.bz/1WPJa67 https://t.co/V9nsuNsioZ

    Teh Nazis are coming. And they’re coming for your soup!

  50. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    LOL! Trump just tweeted a poll that shows him losing to Hillary Clinton. He’s apparently also losing his mind. https://t.co/TSHjmEEdxG
    3 hours ago

    Ummm keep laughing Chunky. As I understand polls, which are merely a sampling a 3 point difference is a statistical tie.

    Donald Trump, a prolific Twitter user, thanked his supporters in a post alongside a poll that shows him losing to Hillary Clinton.

    On Friday, Trump tweeted an image of a poll by One America News Network with a graph in which Clinton is leading Trump 51 percent to 49 percent.

    “THANK YOU!” Trump tweeted to his followers.

    THANK YOU! #AmericaFirst pic.twitter.com/qp07UfnnjM

    — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 17, 2016

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/donald-trump-tweet-oan-national-poll-losing-hillary-clinton-thank-you-supporters

    And wait til she gets trounced in the debates. She doesn’t even give interviews. Trump stands around and answers questions all the time. She’s just a crooked old broad being propped up by the desperate media whores. All those starry eyed young people will tune into the debates just to watch her beat Trump like a dog. But instead they’ll hear a lot of things they didn’t know about her. What a liar and crook she is and that she stands for nothing. They’re going to want to prove Trump wrong so they’ll look it up and find out he’s not wrong. And on election day they’ll do a bong hit and watch cartoons instead of going out and voting.

  51. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    LOL!

  52. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    http://www.wnd.com/2016/06/did-mateens-family-know-shooter-sold-home-to-brother-in-law-for-100/

    The link is actually wrong. In the story it says $10. At any rate his family clearly knew he was going to go out and hurt and murder a bunch of people and get himself offed by cop. But they figured he’d be targeting infidels so who gives a shit. And hey! A free house!

  53. Octopus says:

    I had missed this one. Governor’s a bit of a firebrand, eh? 🙂

  54. ISTE says:

    The first fuck of the evening…

    🙂

  55. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    Some of them still think they can work with Putin. So sad. So pathetic.
    0 minutes ago

  56. Be a dick for Jeezuz says:

    True how sad.

  57. Octopus says:

    You know, the reminder that Obama had forced the removal of any reference to Islam from all law enforcement training, which we had heard about a year or two ago, now looks like explicit anti-American, pro-jihadist strategy. The FBI guy talking about this the other day, in the wake of the latest Islamist bloodbath in Orlando, just made me want to puke. What is happening in this country?

  58. ISpeakJive says:

    CAIR is encouraging mosques to apply for Federal $75,000 security grants.

    Apparently we are all going to start mowing down mosques with our Ar-15’s willy nilly now.

    • Octopus says:

      Again…I’m going to stick with the 30-06. It kicks hard, but you can shoot through just about anything with the right load. We expect some of the mosques to be reinforced in anticipation of the Final Push. j/k

  59. Octopus says:

    This is how you take control of a situation involving your child — way to go, Mom!

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/boy-attacked-mountain-lion-colorado-mother-saves-him-065221240.html

  60. Octopus says:

    Humanitarians!

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pornhub-blind-visually-impaired_us_57608dece4b05e4be8602385?ir=Weird+News&section=us_weird-news&utm_hp_ref=weird-news

    Chunky’s favorite has a Pam-sounding narrator, describing the action thusly:

    “So, there’s a big sexy fat guy, sitting at a table with a sandwich in front of him. He’s drooling. He lifts the bread on one side, to reveal what looks like some gooey fancy cheese, on some avocado. The camera comes back to the fat fuck’s face, which is now sweating, along with the drool. Two chubby paws appear suddenly, grabbing the sandwich in a torrid embrace, and lifting it towards the gaping maw…”[CENSORED]