It’s a joke, Charles.

Everyone knows that Elizabeth Warren is nowhere near being a Native American. Is it possible she has some Native ancestry? Sure, as do many Americans, but she is not one of them. Ben Shapiro, who does not support Trump, makes a joke mocking her fake claims to be a Native American. Unable to see it was a joke, Charles gets livid.

How can Ben Shapiro be a bigot, when Elizabeth Warren is not a Native American? Charles needs to lighten up and see humor for what it is.

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153 Comments on “It’s a joke, Charles.”

  1. Octopus says:

    It’s going to get rough. 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    In Chunky’s dim little brain, you MUST believe Warren is descended from wild Indians, because she says so, and she’s a Dhimmicrat. You must also believe Shaun King is black, and George Zimmerman is white as the driven snow. A fork can be a spoon, if it truly believes. You must use that fork to eat your soup, as it would be very hurtful to toss the fork aside and reach for the cis-spoon.

    Chunky is demented.

  3. Octopus says:

    Also, Shapiro is a Jooo. Chunky really doesn’t like his kind. He tries to be coy about it, but he really doesn’t.

  4. Octopus says:

    Gird thy loins, lest ye bust a gut laughing at Chunky’s latest comedic blunderbuss:

  5. Octopus says:

    Fatass, they’re desperate for cash. Surely you can relate? 😆

  6. Pakimon says:

    After his initial euphoria and giddiness about Shrillery’s presumptive coronation as the Democrat candidate, Chunkles’ tweets have taken a decidedly peevish tone.

    I guess I’d be peevish too if those darn BernieBros kept peeing in my Cheetos bowl. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      Chunkles’ Peevish-Fu is very strong. 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    Bunk recommended the Perry Bible Fellowship last night. I’d like to second that. Hilarious comix!

    Penis penis penis LOL! (haven’t said that enough lately)

  8. Octopus says:

    Gets a bit grimy out there next to the lawnmower, sometimes.

  9. Octopus says:

    BREAKING NEWS!!1! THIS IS SHOCKING!

  10. Octopus says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3634074/White-House-calls-FBI-probe-Clinton-s-classified-emails-criminal-investigation-glee-Republicans-day-Obama-endorses-her.html

    I still think it’s likely the FBI investigation will be quietly de-nutted and no serious charges will be laid, but it’s kind of intriguing, the timing of the spokesman’s statement right after Unicorn Messiah’s endorsement. Is he capable of such Machiavellian backstabbery? Well, he’s a bitter little pill, and Valerie is a hateful biyatch with an enemies list that has always included the Clintons. Anything is possible. A kid can dream, anyway.

    • Arachne says:

      I think nothing would give President Douchebag greater pleasure than letting her go all the way through the nominating process and then yank the rug out from under her with an indictment. That way the Sanders people have gone home from the convention, and voila! The DNC gives you Joe Biden as the nominee. A man NO ONE voted for in the primaries.

      Yeah, he’s vindictive and narcissic enough to think he can pull it off – who’s to stop them? He’s not running for re-election, he can’t be harmed by it and The BEAST is neutered. There is far too much evidence already put out there, the FBI guys are going to get REALLY steamed if they’ve done all this for nothing.

      • Octopus says:

        I sincerely hope you’re right, Arachne. I’ll believe it when I see it, though. The Clintons have always managed to slip the noose, no matter how badly they’ve misbehaved. Now that she’s the First Womyn Nomynee, I just don’t see her getting the justice she deserves.

      • rightymouse says:

        I hope you’re right, Arachne!!

      • Because spankin' Yasmine says:

        Could be. That’s not outside of possibility. Or instead of Biden, he could pull some surprise out of left field, like Booker.

        This hasn’t begin to get interesting yet.

        • Arachne says:

          Especially when John Not Earnest goes out AFTER the endorsement and says that the FBI investigation against Beastie IS criminal in nature. I think Obama’s meeting with Lynch was to tell her the “endorsement” changes nothing – she’s to continue on the path – complete with LINKS.

          Obama’s looking to be the good “leader” by endorsing Beastie so that he appears to be the team player. All the better later on when he says “oh my goodness, I endorsed her for President – had I but KNOWN……”

  11. Octopus says:

    One more for the road:

    http://pbfcomics.com/270/

    Life can be hard. 😯

  12. Octopus says:

    Chunky so peevish over this!

  13. Because spankin' Yasmine says:

    We have a new Trump fan:

  14. rightymouse says:

    Another ugly sack on Hillary. Photo found at Drudge.

  15. kingkuffa says:

  16. Octopus says:
    • Octopus says:

      You know, it occurs to me that Gordie was a better man and athlete than Ali, who dominated his sport much longer, and emerged from much humbler beginnings than young Cassius Clay. Howe’s family was dirt-poor. He never lost the common touch, and treated everyone he came into contact with off the ice with great friendliness and respect.

      On the ice, he was as fierce and indomitable as Ali was in the ring, probably more so. Not only was he the best scorer of his era by far, he was also the toughest fighter in the league. We won’t see his like again.

      • KGB says:

        Very well said, Octo. Howe was emblematic of most hockey superstars: intelligent, humble, industrious, and decent. Howe, Orr, Gretzky, Lemieux, all of them fit the description above. None more so than Mr. Hockey.

        • Octopus says:

          I was listening to a local sports-talk radio show yesterday, and you wouldn’t believe the number of people who phoned in with personal stories of uplifting encounters with Gordie. He helped people with their groceries, picked up checks for others at restaurants, did endless charity events with no publicity, picked up hitchhikers, etc., etc. Just a great human being. They won’t have a big national celebrity look-at-me funeral for him, as they did for Ali, but it will be a fitting memorial for a humble man who was only the greatest overall player of his sport. Gretzky was the greatest offensive player, Orr was the greatest defenseman, but Howe was the greatest combination of domination at both ends, along with being the most-feared fighter and elbow-thrower of all time.

          Meanwhile, as great as Ali was, they turned his funeral into a Democraptic shitshow infomercial. http://politistick.com/muhammad-ali-funeral-turns-democrat-party-infomercial/

  17. pineapple says:

    “Southern California rocked by magnitude-5.2 earthquake.”

    I’ve lived in so cal all my life. When I lived in Joshua Tree we lived right over the San Andres fault. I have vivid recollections when I was a kid of my dad running to the nearest door jam and me on the floor unable to stand.

    I sleep through most of them now, well…..anything under 4.0 that is. I woke up real quick this morning when this one hit at 1:00AM. The entire apt building shook for a while wherein I guessed 4.7.

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/06/10/southern-california-rocked-earthquake/85684852/

    Maybe it was Toot getting out of bed for late night Cheeto urge.

    • Because spankin' Yasmine says:

      Yeah, I was taking a walk in Bellevue, WA when the 7.1 hit. Didn’t even notice it. I couldn’t figure out why these crowds were pouring out of the buildings.

      • pineapple says:

        The worst one I ever felt was the 7.2 Baja Mexico quake on Easter Day 2010. It was during the day. My cats started to freak out before it hit. When it hit the cement slab below me felt like ocean waves and the chair I was sitting rolled back and forth. I heard the apt building cracking as it shook. It felt as if the whole building was actually twisting and the quake seemed to go on for a minute or more. Felt like eternity.

        • pineapple says:

          A couple more.

          • Octopus says:

            I’m a little bummed that this didn’t happen a couple weeks ago, when we were there. Oh, well. Can’t win ’em all.

          • rightymouse says:

            Earthquakes are scary. You’re lucky to have dodged that bullet!

          • Octopus says:

            I like scary stuff, as long as it’s not truly life-threatening. You should have seen me taking the hairpin-turns on the highest paved road in North America, while She begged me to slow down, for the children’s sake. 😆 (I was going 15 mph)

            This seemed like the perfect tourist-friendly earthquake, though. Just strong enough to make everything shake, and only lasting 30 seconds.

          • pineapple says:

            Too bad you missed it Octo…….. but you’re right, quakes in the “5’s” or less are usually no big deal for the most part.

            Quakes in the “7’s” or higher are a big deal. “7’s” aren’t just “two” more than “5’s” it’s exponentially higher.

            The Richter scale uses base 10, so a 7 earthquake is 100 times more powerful than a 5″, an 8 would be 1000 times more powerful…. etc.

          • pineapple says:

            Trivia time.

            Chile
            1960 May 22 19:11:14 UTC
            Magnitude 9.5

            The Largest Earthquake in the World

            Chile
            Approximately 1,655 killed, 3,000 injured, 2,000,000 homeless, and $550 million damage in southern Chile; tsunami caused 61 deaths, $75 million damage in Hawaii; 138 deaths and $50 million damage in Japan; 32 dead and missing in the Philippines; and $500,000 damage to the west coast of the United States.

            Say goodbye to the planet if we ever hit 10.

          • ISpeakJive says:

            I was at work in San Jose during the Loma Prieta 7.1. It was wild, cars were jumping around in the parking lot. We all went outside and then went back to work after a while. I had no idea about all the other stuff till I got home and turned on the TV, the freeway pancaking, the Marina district on fire, the bay bridge, etc. I had PTSD after that, though for MONTHS. Very jumpy at every little aftershock.
            We used to drive around our town every few years looking for the signs of the Hayward fault moving. It was everywhere- sidewalks offset, building foundations cracked. You could trace the fault line right through town.

            I’ve seen videos of lots of earthquakes, but I’ve never seen the water come out of a pool like that one above. Holy crap!

          • Because spankin' Yasmine says:

            I must have good sea legs.

  18. rightymouse says:

    Grow up, Fatso. Yeesh.

  19. Octopus says:

    A black man was shot at Dallas Love Airport today, after he tried to stone the mother of his children to death, and then charged the police officer, still holding a rock. Gee, what religion is it again, where they stone women to death for disobeying their man’s orders? Is it the Witnesses?

    Don’t forget to make this story about race, Chunky. Get on it!

  20. Octopus says:

    For Chunky and his Unicorn Messiah…

    • Because spankin' Yasmine says:

      That’s sort of a metaphor for how the Democrats ruined the Shining City on the Hill.

  21. Octopus says:

    I had this cassette, back in the day. Always liked this song, which I found kind of hypnotic, and nice with just the girls singing for a change. Never occurred to me what it was really about.

    How could I have ever been so innocent? Or am I just messed up now, probably from the internet?

  22. pineapple says:

    Gawker files for bankruptcy.

    Too bad so sad. Ginger is probably taking credit.

  23. Bunk X says:

    This is kinda cool. Immigration into the U.S. 1820-2013 interactive map:
    http://metrocosm.com/animated-immigration-map/

  24. Octopus says:

    Sure did enjoy that fourth quarter tonight. 😈

  25. kbdabear says:

    Gawker might have trouble putting the high priced ones on retainer now, Toot.

  26. ISTE says:

    5:32am Two shots fired. Build that damn wall Mr Trump.

  27. Octopus says:

    http://hotair.com/archives/2016/06/10/clinton-meets-with-warren-at-her-d-c-home/

    Oh, please do make Fauxcahontas your VP nominee! 😆

  28. Because spankin' Yasmine says:

  29. Octopus says:

    Since I’ve seen Trigglypuff, I tend to think of Chunky’s whole twitterwar as one extended Trigglypuff tantrum. 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Why doesn’t whiney office temperature girl just ask facilities to turn the thermostat up a degree or two? Probably never occurred to her, that she has the power to fight the patriarchy of the HVAC!

      They should add this gem.

      • rightymouse says:

        Drama. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner and Milo. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        That temperature thing was once a constant Cold War between the wife and me. Then menopause hit, and now we’re on the exact same thermometer setting. Thanks, Father Time, you wise old patriarch! 🙂

        Father Time: Undefeated In Life Since Always™

  30. Octopus says:

    When I clicked on Garage Boy’s first tweet of the morning, this ad was attached to it:

    Sorry, guys. You won’t be swamped in orders from this guy’s timeline. 😆

  31. Pakimon says:

    Here’s a good video analogy of what happens when Chunkles picks a Twitter fight while fantasizing about being relevant. 😆

    WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE SO IF YOUNG FRAGILE LITTLE MINDS ARE ABOUT YOU MAY WANT TO TURN DOWN THE VOLUME 😀

    • Octopus says:

      That was perfect milyo! 😆

      Like Chunky, the kid started out having a fun adventure. Then everything goes dark and screamy. 😯

  32. Pakimon says:

    Video Analogy Part II

    The upcoming campaign of Shrillery vs. The Trumpster is going to be like watching a WWE match.

    Speaking of which, if/when Trump wins in November, I imagine this is going to be Chunkles’ reaction. 😆

    WARNING: SALTY LANGUAGE etc. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      Ooh, I hope he doesn’t take his last wobbly folding chair to his “vintage” fading Macmonitor! 😯

  33. Because spankin' Yasmine says:

    Mr. Toot is so fat…

  34. This is incredibly sad. 22 years old and murdered by some lunatic. I’m all for gun rights but sometimes in public venues they should be limited and restricted and there should be checkpoints with metal detectors. This was so horrible. I don’t even know what she sings like but she’s a beautiful young kid who won a voice competition.

    http://www.wesh.com/news/2-shot-at-plaza-live-theater-in-orlando-police-say-christina-grimmie-dead/40005960

    • Octopus says:

      I actually watched that season of The Voice, the only one I did. She was a really good singer, and seemed like a great girl. This is horrible.

  35. Octopus says:

    For Fatass McDumbth, who always bets on the wrong horse. The one shitting rainbows. 😦

  36. Octopus says:

    TRUMP UBER ALLES!

    ORANGE IS NOT THE NEW BLACK

    CLINTON-WARREN 2016
    Let’s Muff This Election!

  37. Bunk X says:

    UCI Graduation Ceremonies this morning. Not a single Smith, Jones or Johnson, but there were lots of Lins, Chens, Vos & Ngyuyens.

  38. Octopus says:

    Most White Trash ‘Pology Ever?

    Taped to the front door of the killer’s family home, who should not be vilified for anything besides their atrocious grammar:

    • Octopus says:

      I’ve always been kind of obsessed about certain female singers, as I feel singing is the purest expression of human spirit and emotion, at its best and worst. Listening to some of Grammie’s stuff again, this evening. She didn’t win the show, and she wasn’t the greatest singer of all time, but she was good. She was really good, and she got It.

      • Octopus says:

        Before she made it to national TV on “Teh Voice,” she was already a star on teh Youtube. I recall seeing this one a long time ago, as it was a hot video at the time:

  39. Octopus says:

    Forget about the politics, religion, hangers-on and jibba-jabba — here is the greatness of Ali. The rope-a-dope is the greatest fight strategy of all time, and only Ali could have pulled it off against such a superb fighting machine on this night. It was genius, and it was also athletic master, coupled with unflinching courage and indomitable grit. Watch Ali, and marvel. This is a great man.

    Nearly as great as Howe, but that’s a whole different story. 😉

  40. rightymouse says:

    The shooting in Orlando by an Islamic nutjob should be a wake-up call for Americans that Islamic jihad is here already. But leftists are already blaming guns and Republicans. Morons. Bah!!

  41. Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

    Internet winner.

  42. Pakimon says:

    I wonder why the Fat Ponytailed TwitterWarrior is silent this morning?

    I can picture him rolling his bloated carcass off the couch this morning, waddling over to his computer, seeing the headlines and thinking:

    “Mass shooting at a gay nightclub?! It must be racist right-wing Trump supportin’ haters! ”

    Then it’s confirmed that the shooter was an islamic nutjob from Afghanistan and the rotund sniveling dickhead is stymied about what to fart out on Twitter.

    I’ll be watching to see how the plus-sized, ponytailed P.O.S tries to spin this…

    • ISpeakJive says:

      My goodness. Born in America.

      That means his ethnicity and ideology and his heritage couldn’t possibly have any influence on his thinking, right? That’s how it works for the judge in the Trump case. Just want to be consistent here.

  43. Pakimon says:

    Looks like Gus the unemployed stewbum is taking the lead while the fat, ponytailed P.O.S. is watching to see how the “talking points” play. 🙄

    At the very least, Gus is an imbecile.

    • Pakimon says:

      At the very least we have a problem with ease of access to garages by unemployed Twitter addicts. Get that under control or Gus will continue to be a useless, mooching parasite.

  44. Pakimon says:

    More Twitter stupidity from Gus:

    Hey Gus, you’re making an ass of yourself with the insipid tweets. Just sayin’

  45. Pakimon says:

    Ok.

    I know it’s inappropriate to launch into Gus bashing right off the bat in light of the horror show in Orlando but the insipidness of that pathetic slug really pisses me off.

    He’s retweeting glurge from moonbats like Rob “Meathead” Reiner fer chrissakes.

    • Octopus says:

      Gus is a despicable piece of gutter-trash, but Chunky is hiding under the futon, waiting for his marching orders. Come on, Fatass! Say something profound about gun control.

  46. Pakimon says:

    Rut Roh!

    Another wrench just got tossed into the leftist moonbat spin machine.

    Not only was the shooter an islamic jihadist but a registered democrat as well.

    http://flvoters.com/by_number/1144/84524_omar_mir_seddique_mateen.html

    Looks like all they have left is to bleat about “needing more gun control”.

    No wonder The rotund ponytailed Twitterwarrior still hasn’t “weighed in”.

    He’s probably consulting his Cheetos oracle about what to do next. 🙄

    • Octopus says:

      He hasn’t weighed in…BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1!

      He is forbidden to speak until the Soros Boys get the message ironed out. Gus, on the other hand, is spewing idiocy at a furious rate.

  47. Octopus says:

    Unicorn Messiah was his usual mealy-mouthed douchebag, trying to turn it into a Gun Control advertisement. Refused to name Islamic Terror. Facts just don’t matter to the piece of shit.

    • Octopus says:

      Gus is on fleek:

    • Because spankin' Yasmeena says:

      At least he didn’t blame it on Teh Warmening.

  48. Octopus says:

    Fatass retweeting Olbie is good fun:

    “Comments” are horrifying. Much more horrifying than jihadist terror scum.

  49. Octopus says:

    Still working my way through these gems. 😆

  50. Octopus says:

    Chunky is furious about comments at Breitbart!

  51. rightymouse says:

    Trump isn’t holding his breath. He knows better. Obama is an effing fool.

  52. rightymouse says:

    What an effing liar. Nothing gets Fatso excited more than a non-muslim killing anyone. Liberals have their blinders on today while spewing utter crap.
    Face it, Fatso. A Muslim attacked a gay bar and killed a lot of innocent people. Have you no effing SHAME with your idiotic deflections/non sequitors?????

    • Pakimon says:

      How could there be a troll at The Bog?!

      I thought Chunkles was in complete control and the handful of Bog dwellers were ever vigilant!

      Where was WenchWrench?! 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Well, imagine someone getting upset about terrrorism! We just can’t have that!