Lawhawk is what’s wrong with the left.

What’s wrong with the left? They’ve been fed so much bullcrap they like the taste of it because it’s easy to digest and regurgitate, and there’s no thought required to do so. We’re not talking acid reflux here, we’re talking about pure unadulterated ignorance. The following was the highest rated (updinged) comment on Little Green Footballs sidebar tally as of 1 June 2016.


Wow. There is so much wrong with that diatribe I don’t know where to start. Only someone living in a little green bubble of ideological protection could come up with such a vapid inane stereotype of those to the right of center-left, misunderstand the basic principles of free economics and then completely misinterpret The Preamble to the U.S. Constitution:

We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Lawhawk, your deliberate (or pretend) ignorance of easily verified facts and discredited stereotypes is amazing, even for you.

Strawman much?


136 Comments on “Lawhawk is what’s wrong with the left.”

  1. Octopus says:

    The Left has reached Peak Ass, it seems. Lawhawk is a bad joke of a person. In honor of that, here’s Randalin.

    • rightymouse says:

      What a big ass! 😯

    • Pakimon says:

      Adding that video to my list of things that once seen, can never be unseen.

      • Octopus says:

        She is also known as “Top PAWG” on the Youtube, I’ll have you know. My Urban Dictionary says that means, “Phat Azz White Girl.” So stop hatin’ on dat. 😆

        I sent her my favorite all-time, no bullshit diet tips article. It’s one I had to look up again myself, after coming home from the wastelands all bloated and puffy. 😯

        I doubt if Randalin is interested, but I had to try.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          That’s a great article. I completely agree with that guy about weight loss.

          Moderation in all things beats the ass off of fanaticism every time.

        • Pakimon says:

          That article would cause hilarious bleats and squeals of outrage from the “plus-sized” minions over at The Bog.

          They’re all overweight because of “glandular problems” and having “big bones” and whatnot according to them.

          To suggest they’re fat because they eat too much is verboten and will result in countless “downdings” and a whacking from the banstick.

          Remember what happened to Ludwig… 😆

          • Octopus says:

            This part really stung:

            You are not a special snowflake, if your calories are low and you are not losing weight…lower them some more. Food calorie information is screwed up. Portion sizes are screwed up. We underestimate how much we eat. We under report how much we eat.

            Drink coffee, tea, and water, chew gum to deal with hunger between meals or during a fast. Oh, and man up, seriously man (or woman) the F up…losing fat is not fun, you’re gonna be hungry and irritable. It’s simple, not easy. Anybody who says it’s easy is lying to you.

            I mean, these were hard lessons even for a grizzled old warrior like me to accept. Especially the “special snowflake” part. 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            Dude never went through menopause and had his wonderful metabolism trashed. Bah.

          • Octopus says:

            Male Menopause is also a thing, ‘Mouse. Andropause, they call it. The treatment for it is testosterone supplementation, which carries the definite risk of aggravating prostate problems. The best thing we men can do is stay in shape, despite wanting to sit on the porch in the rocker sipping a nice cold drink. Watching the female joggers and whatnot. 😉

  2. Octopus says:

    Like Furious Burka, Lawhawk is almost a cartoon parody of a real person, and functions as a Specific Libturd Type in Chunky’s Not-So-Brave New World. It has been proposed that this fake lawyer is another Chunky Sock, as Furious has been rumored to be. Nothing would surprise me, at this point — Fatass lies constantly, and using sockpuppets to bolster his feeble readership would seem almost necessary.

    • Arachne says:

      He’s not a Sock for Fatass, but he is no more a lawyer than I am.
      Equal rights? Who’s depriving anyone of equal rights? I would remind this faux attorney that gay marriage lost in every state that it was on the ballot, INCLUDING California. A lawsuit before a biased judge restored it.

      And if you want to see an ANGRY WHITE MAN, pissant, just look in a mirror. Or Chucks’ Twitter feed. You’re nothing but a little man who “evolved” his opinions to keep swimming in the Fat Man’s pond. You should be ashamed of yourself.

    • kingkuffa says:

      Guess they won’t be having an IRL meetup anytime soon.

  3. Octopus says:

    They still won’t have you back on, eh? Keep plugging their idiotic swill. Maybe they’ll finally relent.

  4. Octopus says:

    Jake Tapper is a real journalist, who wrote a really good book about a really bad military situation in Afghanistan. He seems to be a fair and balanced type, which is really rare nowadays. This is a good piece.

  5. pineapple says:

    Lawhack is a racist, imagine my surprise. Hates his own skin, what a slime ball.

    I wouldn’t trust anyone who changes their whole life belief system 180 degrees just to please an aging fatfuck whack job blogger like Toot. Maybe kapo lawhack is a “poof” for Fatso.

  6. swamprat says:

    The problem is that they have come to believe the strawman that they, themselves, have constructed. A two-dimensional world for people with two-dimensional minds

  7. Octopus says:

    The groveling never stops, but the Cool Kids still won’t let him join their party. 😦

  8. Octopus says:

    I won’t, Gus, but you certainly will. I give you another five years, max. Enjoy!

  9. Octopus says:

    She made no meaningful points, and Trump’s fans never heard her screeching after the first sentence or two. Chunky was fondling himself throughout, but her desperate attempt at deflection from her own very serious legal troubles fell very flat. Poor old biddy. She has to go to federal prison. 😆

  10. Bunk X says:

  11. Octopus says:

    Paul Fussel’s great essay is a much-needed antidote to the sick-making glurge spewed by our traitorous Unicorn Messiah in Japan last week. Not to mention, disgraced liar Brian Williams and his mumbly gibberish. Fucking morons!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Anyone I’ve ever talked to who thought dropping the bomb was wrong, didn’t know how bad the Japanese really were in the war. Probably the same people who think Islam is always a benign, peaceful religion. They just have no idea. Once they figure it out, it’s like WHOA!

      My nephew, bless his heart, is 15 and wants to be a navy seal. (Or a superhero, or a policeman) He’s in ROTC at school. He’s read “Hitlers Last Days” and “Thomas Jefferson and the Tripoli Pirates” and books like that. They haven’t taught him much about this in school, he seeks it out because he’s interested, completely on his own, which is very cool. I think Grandpa, the old submariner, has had a big influence, with his stories and worldview. I grew up hearing that Truman was one of our greatest presidents, and I don’t think anyone could ever convince me he made a bad decision.

      This week’s stupid anti-Trump talking point meme is that The Donald is clearly too unstable to get his hands on the nuclear football. He’ll just get mad at somebody on Twitter and then nuke them. Uh huh.

  12. kbdabear says:

    So is Toot’s mouth

  13. Pakimon says:

    Chunkles RT’d this before waddling off to the couch to dream of sounding the alarm about all the “racist comments” being spewed at the conservative blogs.

    No examples but he knows they are there.

    I’ll bet he’ll be honking and squealing about it by lunch today.

    You know it’s coming… 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He was the greatest!

      • Octopus says:

        Definitely the greatest boxer who ever lived, by universal acclaim of 99% of boxers, trainers and other students of the game. You could criticize his conversion to Islam and his refusal to serve in Vietnam, but I don’t have a problem with either. A southern black man in that time? I’d have got me a shotgun, and killed all the whiteys I see’d.

        • B a d1ck 4 Jeezus says:

          Lots of guys talk smack. He backed it up.

          • Octopus says:

            He sure did. Offhand, I can’t think of any man who talked more smack and backed it up better than Ali. In or out of the sports world.

      • Arachne says:

        He truly was. Watching him fight was glorious and I have never said that about another boxer.

    • Octopus says:

      How on earth did you know, Pak? 😆

      Yeah, Breitbart racists. So Nazi. Much comment. No examples…zzzzzz…

      • Arachne says:

        Where’s your link, Fat Man? BTW, I saw a Clapton video the other day, and there was an image of him wearing yellow coveralls. Hmmmm……trying to copy him with those orange abominations of yours?

  14. Octopus says:

    Serena’s up against it in the Finals today, down a set and down in the second, 3-2. They say she has some kind of injury, which is usually the case these days — she’s getting a bit long in the tooth, for singles tennis. Not gonna count her out, but she’s struggling against a very tough opponent.

    “I’m the young and cute one.”

  15. Because olo says:

    Another peaceful morning on Twitter:

  16. rightymouse says:


  17. ISpeakJive says:

    Good article. PPP Toot could stand to read it.

    “These are good rules for everyone. Never try to silence views with which you disagree. Answer objectionable speech with more speech. Win the argument without resorting to force. And grow a tougher hide.”

    *Poor Poor Pitiful Toot

  18. Octopus says:

    Some people think this German girl is worth checking out, via her Instagram. I don’t know. She might be too perfect. 😉

    • Octopus says:

      I know, right? Too perfect is boring. Meh!

      • B a d1ck 4 Jeezus says:

        You may be right. Let’s continue investigating this idea😛

        • Octopus says:

          Well, okay. If we must. I still think she’s too perfect to be interesting. Am I missing something? I mean, my eyes aren’t as sharp as they used to be. Hand me those binoculars…

  19. Octopus says:

    Out in the dark backyard, it’s on…

    1 hour ago
    Oh shit.
    1 hour ago
    Me duele.
    1 hour ago
    Las botas.
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago
    Whatever. It’s cool.
    1 hour ago
    Porque no.
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago
    OK. Flips table.…
    1 hour ago
    Oh yeah. Right.
    1 hour ago

    • calo says:

      Has anyone here on DoD, with a Twitter account, mentioned to Gus that his late night babbling onTwitter is a source of mockery?

      I nominate Pakiman to tell Gus. 🙂

      • Octopus says:

        I’m starting to think he knows already, and is helping write the scripts for the ongoing operetta. Otherwise, he’s a man on a mission to fry his brain to death, and that would be sad.

        • Pakimon says:

          I think Gus is too Twitter addicted to take time to actually peruse the interweb so I’m going with the “man on a mission to fry his brain to death” scenario.

          I wouldn’t get too sad though, he’s had numerous chances to get employment but instead he prefers to be a leech.

          Besides, I’m hoping that Operetta de Gusano™ will help Gus realize his ultimate fate if he continues down the unemployed, Twitter addicted path.

          His cache of enablers is going to be gone sooner or later and then he’ll be out on the street for real.

          And we all know what that’ll mean… 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        If I ever get around to opening a Twitter account, I’ll do that. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        I can’t — Gus blocked me long ago.
        After I never tweeted him or anything.

  20. Octopus says:

    Did the Unicorn Messiah make it about Himself, as he always does?
    Of course He did! 😆

  21. Octopus says:

    This is helping with the scrotal lift problem.

    • Pakimon says:

      Just another example of white dudebros victimizing people of color who are merely attempting to acquire eco-friendly transportation!

      Gus would be horrified at such dudebro antics!

      Somebody notify the Race Detective! 😆

    • B a d1ck 4 Jeezus says:

      One has to wonder why there are so many black men with no compunction to steal other people’s things. Could it have something to do with the rainbow Unicorn Messiah’s awesome economic policies?🤓

    • Bunk X says:

      Hilarious, especially considering that airbags are kind of pricey. On the other hand, there’s a good chance that all those were set ups, otherwise the guys in the video would be in jail for assault.

      • Octopus says:

        Yeah, that’s probably true. Darn it! Also, the pranksters seem too willing to reveal themselves to street criminals who often carry weaponry. Fake but funny!

  22. Because olo says:


  23. Pakimon says:

    It’s a dark and stormy night in a Denver suburb and Gus is taking shelter in the local Burger King.

    Of course, he’s too broke to purchase anything so he’s content vto sprawl at one of the tables, disgusting the other patrons with his foul aroma of ditch-weed, Sterno and body funk.

    A young lady employee emerges from behind the counter and informs Gus that he can’t just loiter. He must buy something or leave.

    Gus drunkenly sneers

    • Pakimon says:

      The young employee is insistent about him leaving and our drunken hero is getting peevish.

      In a fit of anger Gus knows what to do!

      Unfortunately for him, all the tables are bolted to the floor so after much grunting, heaving and farting, Gus collapses in a heap.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus staggers to his feet and wobbles unsteadily towards the door shouting

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus takes one look at the pouring rain outside as he reaches the door and changes his plan.

      He stumbles to the nearest booth, sprawls on one of the benches and curls up in a fetal position to go to sleep.

      The young employee tells him in no uncertain terms that he can’t do that.

      Gus belches in reply

      *Why not

    • Pakimon says:

      The young employee announces that she is going to call the police.

      Gus is too drunk and stoned to be fazed by this.

      He resumes his fetal position on the bench and mumbles

    • Pakimon says:

      The other patrons chime in and advise Gus to leave.

      He waves his hand in the air dismissively and grunts

      after which he lets loose a loud, foul blast of flatulence from his backside to accentuate his non-caring attitude.

    • Pakimon says:

      The pungent and nasty aroma wafts to the next booth and the two large bikers seated there throw down their burgers in disgust.

      Without a word, they exit their booth and roughly grab Gus and toss him on the floor whereupon they proceed to kick him in his ass with all the strength they can muster.

      Gus is stunned at receiving this literal ass-kicking and yelps

      *The boots

    • Pakimon says:

      The booted blows continue to rain upon Gus bruised and battered backside causing him to moan plaintively

      *It hurts me

    • Pakimon says:

      The large bikers then pick up Gus, hold him like a battering ram and make a running charge towards the closed door.

      Gus knows what’s coming…

    • Pakimon says:

      The “Thank you for your patronage” sticker plastered on the door glass looms larger and larger as Gus’ face approaches the closed door.

      The impact of Gus’ face on the door is loud and excruciating.

      The door flies open from the impact and Gus finds himself catapulted through the air before landing in a tumbled heap in the parking lot.

      As Gus lays on the wet asphalt of the parking lot, moaning in pain and humiliation, a peal of mocking feminine laughter emanates from within the restaurant…

      • Pakimon says:

        What will Gus do now?!

        Will he go see if McDonalds is more accommodating to broke, gimpy-legged, funky smelling stewbums?!

        To find out, tune in to the next fragrant episode of Operetta de Gusano™ 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        The preceding episode of Operetta de Gusano™ sponsored by:

      • Pakimon says:

        Operetta se Gusano™ also sponsored by:

        *Have to make sure the lady demographic is covered. 😀

        • Octopus says:

          😆 😆 😆 😆

          The lifestyle that is extremely problematic in the garage, becomes downright life-threatening on the mean streets. You’d think bikers would be more accepting of societal rejects like Gus, being rebels themselves. Then it turns out the vast majority of bikers are hard-working guys who despise freeloaders. Worse than Wall Street! They even have wives and girlfriends, something Gus and his mentor gave up on nearly a decade ago.

        • rightymouse says:

          Meh. Gimme something to look at!

        • rightymouse says:

          Otherwise, Paki, it was hilarious as always. 🙂

  24. Pakimon says:

    The white dudebros in the video that Octo posted earlier are at it again!

    This time they’re mocking transgenders as well as victimizing underprivileged people of color!

    Where is Gus with his amazing Sterno and ditch-weed powers to stop these dudebros run amok?!

    Where is the ponytailed plus-sized Race Detective?!

    Somebody light up The Bog Signal! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      “Silly me. leaving my purse everywhere!” 😆

      I’m surprised Youtube hasn’t cracked down on these non-PC, non-crime-enabling pranksters yet. Where are the SJW’S?

  25. Octopus says:

    He never reads here. 😆

  26. Octopus says:

    Oooh, about that, Chunky…turns out, there is no “common right wing conspiracy theory” about you. Because nobody gives a shit, or even knows you still exist. Except us, of course. We dig ya, baby. We think you’re really groovy. 😆

  27. Octopus says:

    In other words that will NEVER be reported by the self-identified Liberal MSM, Donald Trump was exactly correct in his early campaign statements about criminal illegal immigrants. How about that? It’s crazy! 😆

  28. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      Wow. That’s comparable to American TV “journalism.” 😆

      Ms. Couric, there’s always Germany. Rather and Williams are already interviewing…

  29. Bunk X says:

    “But, in the trial lasting only two minutes, Judge Tayerani sentenced him to death.
    The judge had encouraged him to plead guilty but Hosseini replied saying: ‘Why should I plead guilty if I am innocent?’

    To that the judge responded: ‘If you are innocent, then you will go to heaven after you are hanged.'”

    • Octopus says:

      The Unicorn Messiah’s friends in Iran have also vowed to oppose American aims in dealing with ISIS. Seems they still hate us as much as ever, despite his empty-suit groveling and backstabbing of Israel. Whodathunkit?

  30. Octopus says:

    1. Puerto Rico? Is that huge news?
    2. That you went to the refrigerator metaphor is telling. Get a grip, Fatass. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Gee….Puerto Rico? Didn’t her husband pardon a bunch of Puerto Rican terrorists when she ran for Senate? Is she beating him in California, dumbass? I’ve seem more “Hillary for Prison” stickers than I have “Hillary for President.”

  31. Octopus says:

    Muhammad Ali was a great fighter. Just not the greatest of all time. 🙂

  32. B a d1ck 4 Jeezus says:

    And too as pointed out in the article, as Ali protected his face and guarded against the KO he took huge punishment to the bod.

    • Octopus says:

      I find it very difficult to directly compare great athletes from different eras, considering the size and muscular development of recent times, better nutrition and training protocols, etc. I just like the fact of Detroit’s favorite heavyweight getting some love in the middle of this giant Ali lovefest. Ali and Louis, at their respective peaks, would have made for an incredible fight. Louis would be more “pumped up,” to match Ali’s more modern physique. They’d be close in size, with very different styles. I don’t know who I’d bet on, without seeing them fight common opponents a few times. Ali was unorthodox and had holes in his defense, but he also had a granite chin, and could hit you from all angles. There must be a computer somewhere that can make this bout happen. 🙂