Charles Johnson: A Faker Who Exploits Confirmation Bias For Page Views Exposes Fakers Who Exploit Confirmation Bias For Page Views And Gets Chumped.Posted: May 9, 2016
If his magical jazzy ponytailed LGF website wasn’t already buggy and slow to load, he’s added more amateur script to clog the works. Down in the comments we find the truth: Once again Charles Johnson co-opted the work of others and promoted it as his own.
Basically, Charles Johnson is so good at sucking he doesn’t understand satire even when it kicks him right in his ample and oversized wubba wubba. So the question is, what prompted Charles to go to the trouble? The answer is obvious – he and his sycophants constantly fall for (and promote) obvious hoaxes and satire as truth. One of the lizard-lappers even recommended adding The Onion to the list.
Since Johnson doesn’t have the cojones to notify the sites on his Little Green Hit List, we’ll step up to the plate and do it for him. Below are the sites mentioned in Johnson’s “Hoaxy Poaxy” list (that he lifted from Fake News Watch) with live links, so you can judge for yourselves. Italics indicate recent headlines.
abcnews.com.co Undetermined, WOT Warning.
lincolnreport.com Undetermined. News links from Illinois.
“Indiana Restaurant Charges Gay Tax.”
“Obama is Infecting Christians with Ebola To Destroy Jesus and Start A New Age of Liberal Darkness.”
“Transgender Tampon Now On The Market.”
“Donald Trump: ‘I Have The Greatest Toenails In The History of Mankind.”
“We Must Change Park Ranger Uniforms to Make Illegal Aliens Feel Better.”
“Lack of fans means foul ball goes unclaimed for six innings at Great American Ballpark.”
DrudgeReport.com.co GoDaddy website domain advert.
“Obama Still Claims ISIS ‘‘Just a ‘JV’ Team’’ As ISIS Fighters Occupy White House, Washington.”
EmpireNews.com Website domain advert.
“Conservationists Fear Dwindling Park Space Reduces Places Kids Can Safely Get High.”
MSNBC.website Redirects to GoDaddy as “failbuzz.com”
MediaMass.net Celebrity rumors.
“Virginie Ledoyen’s Dog Recovering from Surgery.”
NationalReport.net Satire. WOT Warning.
“George W. Bush: ‘Trump Tower Grill Taco Bowl Best I’ve Had’.”
“Canada’s PM fast tracks construction of border wall with USA.”
“Arizona Lawyer Demands To Use An Ouija Board To ‘Let Justice Scalia Keep Voting From Heaven.'”
“Donald Trump Announces Self as Running Mate.”
PoliticalEars.com Undetermined. WOT Warning.
Private-eye.co.uk Satire and pure Britsnark.
“Kouyate a real threat, with his height and those balls swinging.”
“Portland’s City Council Votes to Give Furries the Right to Defecate, Mate in Dog Parks.”
“Tesla CEO Announces Model S Will Run On Gasoline After Software Update.”
Sprotspickle.com doesn’t exist, but Sportspickle.com does.
“MLB Announces It Will Retire Bartolo Colon’s 4XL Jersey Size.”
TheNewsNerd.com Undertermined. WOT alert.
“Leonardo diCaprio has been cast to play MLK in blackface.”
“RNA Interference Screening Reveals Vaccine Target for Prevention of Autism Spectrum Phenotypes in a Drosophila melanogaster Autism-Associated Model.”
In other words, Charles Johnson is full of shit, as if that’s news to anyone who’s been on the internet for more than a year. Is there any doubt that those sites are full of parody, satire, sarcasm and snark?
As for you Glorious SnarkMongers who find yourselves listed on The Little Green Footballs List of Blocked Websites, ask Charles @Green_Footballs Johnson to update his decades old avatar and invite him to have consensual relations with his hand that doesn’t have a headache. If he gets nasty, give us a holler. We’re here to help.