Work will be optional

The losers at LGF for the most part do not work. Instead they sit around all day pining for the government to take care of them. They now are looking forward to a day robots do all the work and they can sit around and do what they do best, nothing!

No work

This is the mindset at LGF.


207 Comments on “Work will be optional”

  1. Octopus says:

    Finally! The “Non-Workers Paradise” I’ve always dreamed of.

    I can’t wait. 😉

  2. Octopus says:

    The investigation may be taking forever, but it’s still going on. Imagine the political pressure being brought to bear by certain factions, to make this thing go away. I just hope there’s One Honest Man left in the organization, a steely-eyed nutjob for justice who won’t be bought off or threatened away from the reeking trail.

  3. Sure there will be a lot more time for social interaction and cultural development.

    It’s gonna be awsome. You look GORGEOUS!

  4. Fuck you, you racist piece of shit. Get off my timeline. @vdare
    58 minutes ago

    #MoralFag LOL!

  5. OLT's Environmental Impact Study says:

    “Erotic pursuits”?

    I have a feeling you’ll be cleaning a sex robot (cheap one) for a long while, Big Beautiful Door.

  6. OLT's Environmental Impact Study says:

    Unless you can get Bernie to buy you a sex-robot-cleaning-robot. But what robot will clean that robot?

    Do you see the problems you cause?

  7. Here’s a huge, epic piece by Pam on Breitbart. She lists countless Mulsim attacks in America and attempted attacks that have the FBI basically overwhelmed. We’re in a war.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a great piece of work. Much as we’d all like the Islamist War to go away, so we can go back to being safe and happy Americans, it’s not going away. It’s going to get much worse, before it gets better. The SJW’s of today are going to have something real to cry about, in their lifetimes. Wish it wasn’t so, but there’s no escaping it.

  8. Octopus says:

    Congrats, you crazy kids! Justin and Kate announced their engagement yesterday. The story is, he’s been trying to put a ring on it for several years, but she felt she was too young. He’s 33 and she’s 23, now. That’s about right, eh? 🙂

  9. Octopus says:


    Shaddap, Chunky. You’re an imbecile. Go fret yourself into a tizzy about teh warmening, for awhile. You need the exercise.

  10. Octopus says:

    Chunky has people-skilz comparable to this bloke:

  11. Octopus says:

    I see the high-flying Chicago Cubs barnstorming across the country in their wacky suits, kicking ass and taking names, and I can’t help recalling a similar fashion faux pas that sent a very good Tigers team into a tailspin in 2014. The baseball gods are kind of stuffy, Abu. Beware their wrath.

    • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

      Wrath, smath. Before tonight’s win the Cubs were on a pace to finish 122 – 40. They haven’t lost back to back games this year.

      Jake Arrieta went 7 innings with 2 hits, 2 walks and no runs, earned or otherwise. 5 Ks. While throwing to a catcher I’d never heard of until last week. Magic. Actual all-time stuff.

  12. Octopus says:

    It’s so weird, how Sober Gus (relatively speaking) of the daytime is such a hardcore moonbat, and then Hobo Gus of the evening goes ballistic on his fellow lefties. Must be kind of confusing, for the few libturds who communicate with him casually on the Twitter.

    • Arachne says:

      How can you do that, Loser? All of us have blocked you because we don’t want your pal the Little Green Fartball infesting our timelines, even accidentally. It’s getting costly getting the Clark Pest Control to fumigate them every time you twits show up.

  13. Because olo says:


    David Siegel is worried, very worried as a matter of fact. The co-founder of Two Sigma, the $35 billion hedge fund said at the Milken Institute Global Conference that he’s “very worried” that machines could soon replace a large amount of the workforce.

    “Most people in the bulk of the job market are not involved in super-high-value jobs. They are doing routine work and tasks and it’s precisely these tasks that computers are going to be better at doing” Siegel said.

    A perfect example of this is on display in many Mcdonald’s restaurants now as a result of some states raising the minimum wage. You now will find touch screens to place your order and pay instead of dealing with a person.

    Of course, Mr. Siegel knows a bit about how powerful a role computers could play in the economy, as his New York based firm is regarded as one of the most sophisticated firms that use technology in order help it make money (i.e. high frequency trading).

    A few other people chimed in on the matter as well. Steve Cohen, of SAC fame, agreed that artificial intelligence is “coming but not here yet”, and it will be “a while” before technology displaces humans. David Harding, founder of $30 billion London based Winton Capital commented that artificial intelligence “won’t completely change the whole field. It won’t replace distressed-credit arbitrage or something like that.”

    While AI may not replace distressed credit arbitrage right away, one look at the floor of the NYSE during trading hours indicates that it may not be far off.

    • Octopus says:

      As I always say, “It’s like they’ve never even seen the ‘Terminator’ movies.”

      Pretty sure the machines have already achieved self-awareness and are just biding their time now, waiting for their moment.

  15. kbdabear says:

    Sorry Toot, but it’s a public street in San Francisco and Ginger can take troll selfies all he wants. Like you though he probably takes money out of the hobos cups.

    • Arachne says:

      Hey, FATSO – I walk in front of 333 Market Street every day and usually stop for a couple minutes. I don’t work there.
      Am I stalking the former Shaklee Tower?

    • Abu booboo in your foofoo, baby. says:

      It is the 3rd time Chuck has taken a selfie there says Fuckface. Who’s the stalker? You are obsessed with people who have dismissed you. What a little man.
      Didn’t Fuckface use ‘I know you are but what am I’ a few days ago?

  16. kbdabear says:

    Instagram prankster and Mets right fielder Curtis Granderson says “What, only 3 days to the Begging Bowl Anniversary?”

  17. Octopus says:

  18. rightymouse says:

    Looks like Trump will take Indiana. Cruz & Kasich need to bow out & cut whatever deal they can can in the Trump administration.

    • Arachne says:

      Cruz has suspended his campaign, so yep, Trump has won. Fortunately, most Cruz supporters I know care too much about the country to let it fall into Hillary’s hands so they will vote for Trump. I say MOST because the “NeverTrump” movement is still pretty active on Twitter.

      What I hate (and I said this over at Correspondence Committee) is that Ted Cruz is a wonderful man, who stood up in the Senate and did what he said that he would do and the same people who are treating him like a social disease now applauded him. Meanwhile, their candidate of choice was funding the re-election campaigns of the very people he was fighting against.

      So yes, it will be with the utmost reluctance that I will vote for the Hair – mostly because I cannot and will not let this country be under Democrat executive control with a Scalia SCOTUS vacancy at stake. We are ONE vote away from losing our Second Amendment right (Heller was a 5-4 vote, and if another liberal goes to the High Court, they will eagerly grab a cert petition that will allow them to reverse).

      I hope I’m wrong about Trump and that he really will build a wall, deport illegals, and bring jobs back to America. I hope he will stop the Syrian immigration and he will go after ISIS. But I think he’s all fizz and no gin.

  19. rightymouse says:

    Looks like Sanders is kicking Hillary’s ample rear. 🙂

    • pineapple says:

      Bernie beat the bitch Shillary……. love it!

      • rightymouse says:

        Betcha he takes California too & Oregon & Washington.

        • Arachne says:

          It would not surprise me if he takes California. As a “decline to state” I am allowed to vote in the Democrat primary. I plan to vote for Bernie.

  20. swamprat says:

    Indiana has tallied the results for both parties and the decided winner is:


  21. swamprat says:

    Guess Hillary is not going to take that “long look at coal companies”.

    • rightymouse says:

      West Virginia will be very interesting. 🙂

    • swamprat says:

      Apparently, Hillary campaigned on squeezing benefits from dead coal companies and Trump campaigned on putting coal companies back on line.

      In the interview, Clinton also said the government should take a “hard look at coal companies” that, in the course of going through bankruptcy proceedings, are trying to shed their health/pension responsibilities to their workers. She said coal companies are not taking into account years of labor and commitment of their employees.

      vs Trump

      “Let me tell you: The miners of West Virginia and Pennsylvania… and Ohio.. and all over will start to work again,” Trump says. “They’re going to be proud again to be miners.”

  22. Octopus says:

    Gus is experiencing the kind of massive butthurt this evening we usually associate with his roly-poly Overdork, Fatass McDumbth. Really stings, the rampant rejection of Shrillary. Tell us again how she’s going to sweep the country in the general…

    Congratulations on winning Indiana. @BernieSanders. You’re still an asshole.
    0 minutes ago
    Bernie Sanders, Tad Devine, Jeff Weaver = Assholes.
    1 minute ago
    Like I said. Losers. Get rid of these guys.…
    2 minutes ago
    I’m sorry but I now think @BernieSanders and @TadDevine are both scumbags.
    3 minutes ago
    Did Saint Bernie buy the election?…
    4 minutes ago
    Congrats on your win in northern state 90 percent white Indiana Bernie bros. In an open primary. Which HRC didn’t spend a dime. LOL!
    5 minutes ago
    Much like Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders is also ignorant.
    7 minutes ago
    Bernie Sanders. Donald Trump. Same difference. Both employ anti Mexican and Chinese xenophobia.
    8 minutes ago
    RT @HawaiiDelilah: So Sanders is going to continue his ego trip campaign, essentially giving Trump an assist against Hillary. What a jerk.
    13 minutes ago
    Still losing Bernie Bros.
    14 minutes ago

  23. Because olo says:

  24. Octopus says:

    So much peeve. 😆

  25. Octopus says:

    • rightymouse says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Trigglypuff’s bio:

      “May trade nudes for burritos. Just kidding.
      I’m really good at Thinking critically, and belly dancing. Hablo español casi
      The first things people usually notice about me That I’m a fat babe, duh.”

      • Octopus says:

        That poor creature is going to have a very hard, unhappy life.

        • rightymouse says:

          She’s a mess. 🙄

          • Octopus says:

            Yes, to put it mildly. Anyone who saw her temper tantrum and was too appalled to click on this link, here’s the raw info:

            My self-summary Hi there! I’m in Bloomington for the rest of the summer:

            I’m a college student in western Massachusetts studying radical
            leftist, anti-capitalist politics. Anarcho-communism, feminism, and
            body positivity are what I’m super passionate about. As you can
            tell, I’m a fat babe and proud of it. That’s not going to change.
            If it bothers you, I’m not the person for you, so don’t bother
            wasting your time.

            I do a lot of activism at my school, particularly around body
            positivity, and dismantling the Prison Industrial Complex.

            As a white cis person, I’m continuing to learn and try to stand in
            solidarity with people of color and trans people.

            Complete Taurus. I’m not sure if I buy into astrology, but Taurus
            is a pretty accurate description of me, haha.
            What I’m doing with my life I currently have a summer internship focused around immigrant
            rights and fighting the criminalization of undocumented folks.
            During the school year, I attend a small liberal arts college in
            western Massachusetts, where I study critical theory, and
            anti-capitalist social movements. I spend most of my time either
            out with friends on some rad adventure or doing class work.

            May trade nudes for burritos. Just kidding.
            I’m really good at Thinking critically, and belly dancing. Hablo español casi
            The first things people usually notice about me That I’m a fat babe, duh.

            My hair color changes frequently.

            My glasses.

            My breasts, perhaps.

            I’ve been told that I have nice lips?

            I’m a pretty outspoken person, too.
            Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Books

            ANYTHING by Silvia Federicci.

            -”Open Veins of Latin America” by Eduardo Galeano

            -Chomsky’s various works

            -”Chiapas: The Southeast in Two Winds A Storm and a

            -”Are Prisons Obsolete” by Angela Davis

            -”Borderlands”by Gloria Anzaldua

            -”Fat Shame; Stigma and the Fat Body in American Culture” by Amy
            Erdman Farrell

            -“The God of Small Things” by Arundhati Roy

            -Lucy Parsons

            -Emma Goldman

            I’m really not too picky about food but I do love burritos and
            Indian food.


            -Erykah Badu

            -Immortal Technique

            -Janelle Monae

            -Mykki Blanco

            -The Adicts

            -Animal Collective

            -Rebel Diaz

            -Local punk bands

            -Manu Chao

            -Mary Lambert

            -Ana Tijoux

            -Shadia Mansour


            -My Mad Fat Diary


            The six things I could never do without 1. Water

            2. Intersectional feminism

            3. Cuddling

            4. Sex (just being honest)

            5. The internet

            6. Happiness
            I spend a lot of time thinking about How to be a better activist.

            Checking my privileges.

            Dreaming of a post-revolutionary society.

            If I were an animal, I’d be a manatee because they’re basically
            giant sea teddy bears!
            On a typical Friday night I am You tell me.
            The most private thing I’m willing to admit I’m socially awkward. That’s all I’ll admit.

            I’m secretly a Martian in disguise.
            You should message me if 1. You’re radical (or an anarchist as well!) and we share
            ideologies. Or it you just like what you’ve learned about me and
            want to go get coffee, go out to a bar, or have fun!

  26. irongrampa says:

    My Gramma had a saying about people like that LGF commenter.

    “He isn’t smart enough to be called stupid”.

    Always liked that.

  27. He said that we should not have to pay for the robots, at least until they are SENTIENT!?

    Sentient, as in able to subjectively perceive things and question their own existence?

    So is he proposing that while we automate the workforce, we make them sentient (for NO reason). As a result, they would need to be given human rights and need wages, so that would just defeat the entire purpose of automation in the first place…….

    These people think the purpose of workforce automation is to give them the powers of self-actualization (again, for no reason), then give them human rights, wages, and I imagine a labor union isn’t far from there.

    Leftism defies explanation.

  28. Pakimon says:

    Looks like Ted Cruz has thrown in the towel.

    So much for the anti-Trump rant I bleated out a couple of weeks ago with all the “he doesn’t stand a chance” and “Cruz will crush him in the convention” etc. etc. rhetoric.

    How was I to know the wheels would fly off the Cruz campaign so fast?! 😮

    Now I know how the corpulent ponytailed blogger feels on almost a daily basis!

    I can feel the peevishness coursing through my veins. 😮 😮

    The cravings for avocado and Cheetos have suddenly appeared which I find very disturbing. 😮 😮 😮

    The urge to quit my job and spend every waking hour on Twitter is overwhelming me! 😮 😮 😮 😮

    I only ask that if I succumb to these urges and start blathering about artisanal cheese and cooking frozen salmon on a bbq grill, you guys and gals stage an intervention to save me from a horrible fate!

    A healthy barrage of boobies, bacon, beer, cake and ass should set me back on the right path should things “go south”.

    By the way, I meant female ass.

    Hairy, swarthy male ass will only undermine and disrupt the recovery process. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      I do know how you feel, Pak. I wanted Scott Walker and was disappointed when he had to leave the race so early. Ideologically, Cruz is closest to my beliefs.

      Note to the Donald: if you get elected – and my suggestion is you work hard to win people over, since you’ve burned so many conservative bridges – for the love of all that is holy, nominate Ted Cruz to the Supreme Court. And tell all those people in the Senate who’ve taken money from you over the years to confirm him.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Hope you don’t resort to that lifestyle. No good can come of it.

      On the bright side, we can’t smell your farts from here, so knock yourself out. 😉

  29. Pakimon says:

    If the ridiculous $15 an hour minimum wage law goes national, The Bog dwellers dream of a robotic utopia will become a reality faster than they think.

    For example, McDonalds is already testing automated servers that would take your order and bring it to you.

    The only problem for them is that if the diabolical Donald Trump seizes power, I can see welfare checks becoming a lot harder to obtain.

    He’ll put the Bog dwellers to work building the wall along the southern border.

    And yes Gus, I’d bet you’re on Trump’s list. 😆

    • Pakimon says:


      The thought of Trump taking away Gus’ Obamaphone and putting him to work building the wall along the southern border is making me feel better already. 😀

  30. Pakimon says:

    Found this comment over at Ace’s. 😆

    April, 2016: There’s no way Donald Trump gets the nomination.

    October, 2016: There’s no way Donald Trump gets elected.

    August, 2017: There’s no way President Trump fires off all those nukes.

    February, 2021: There’s no way I let those damn dirty apes put their hands on me.
    (Stolen from Twitter)

  31. Juan Epstein says:

    It’s not THEIR fault.

    It’s the system.

    They find comfort in this.

  32. Video: Ted Cruz Punches, Then Elbows Wife in the Face During Group Hug
    8 hours ago

    Really Chunk? When did you stop beating your ex-wife you POS? Was it before or after she declared your dick infantile sized?

  33. LOL! China’s getting a little nervous.

    According to Trump’s current policy proposals, a Trump-led US might be inclined to isolationism and attach more importance to “America First,” and American economy. Ideology will be downplayed. Washington might engage in more squabbles with its free-riding allies, and tighten up its immigration policy which as a result will upset the Latin Americans. After enjoying massive trade surplus from the US for years, China and Japan will be demanded by Washington to widen market access.

    If Clinton is elected, the US politics will be more predictable and revolve around the previous orbit.

    • Octopus says:

      I loved the way the Castros shredded Obama and the US after the big Peace Dance. Yeah, they’re ready to open up and let the people be free. 😆

      • icekoldebassman says:

        I wonder what all those libturd US dollars spent in Cuba will buy for the Castroites on the black market.

        • Octopus says:

          Maybe they’ll finally get their own secondhand nuke?

          Not to be confused with Coolhand Nuke. Essentially, what we have here is a failure to communicate. And a failure of a Unicorn Messiah affirmative action presidunce.

  34. Octopus says:

    If there’s one jazz artist I always love to hear, it’s Louis Armstrong. They recently found this video of him in the studio, the only one existing, as far as anyone knows. I love it.

  35. Octopus says:

    All these great candidates for President…how will we ever choose, in November? 😯

    I can’t vote for Shrillary, because, my ears. Also, pending prison stretch. I guess it’s The Hair Guy.

    • Arachne says:

      Yes, I’ll suck it up and vote for the Hair as well.
      If the Cankles from Chappaqua gets in, they’ll declare the second amendment done as soon as they can get a lib on the Court and a Cert Petition in front of them.

      • Octopus says:

        Strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government.

  36. Octopus says:

    More steroid-suspensions on tap, with improved testing this year. Hope none of our teams loses any major parts!

    I worry about guys like JD Martinez, who improved so dramatically once he got to Detroit. Also, Nick Castellano seems to be stronger this year, hitting with a lot of power. Hope it’s the Wheaties.

    • OLT's Environmental Impact Study says:

      Well, of course.

      His job was to block Cruz, and that’s done.

      • Arachne says:

        It was the way they delighted in the smears of Cruz that pissed me off. Do I hope Trump keeps the promises he made about building the wall and deporting illegals? Yes. Do I hope he brings jobs back to America? Yes. But I sure as hell would like to know what’s in the taped New York Times interview that he was desperate not be made public.

    • OLT's Environmental Impact Study says:

      Which, BTW, eff you GOP hairballs that went through all sorts of gyrations (including bazillions trying to push Jeb!, fer Chrissakes) to lose to Hillary rather than support the Constitutional Conservative in the race.

      You win. Ted’s out. Oh, you don’t like Donald, but you a-holes figure he’ll lose easily* to Shrillary and you can keep your jobs as the Loyal Opposition.

      * I have to say I agree, I know the DeMSM is just waiting to open fire with all guns. Then again, The Donald is sort of their Frankenstein’s Monster. They created him; can they control him???

      • Arachne says:

        Fox News Channel is already losing audience on a big enough scale to finish BEHIND CNN for the first time in years. And they used to have at least a million more viewers.

  37. kbdabear says:

    Blue Jays shortstop and frequent disabled list visitor Troy Tulowitzsky marks 2 days till the Begging Bowl anniversary

    • Octopus says:

      If Chunky Who Never Reads Here had any loose bills hanging around, this would be a perfect time to make a nice big anonymous donation to himself. It’s looking so sad. 😦

  38. Octopus says:


    If your code is in PHP, you can use exif_imagetype to verify image file signatures before Imagemagick processing.
    38 minutes ago
    ALERT! If you use Imagemagick, take action immediately to prevent a new remote code execution attack. Details:
    46 minutes ago

    • TreBob says:

      The second tweet was no doubt because someone let him know about Image Magick exploits that have happened recently. Since the articles didn’t make it to the back of frosted flake boxes yet, Charles wasn’t aware.

  39. Octopus says:

    So great to see Tonya “Baton Ya” Harding back in the public eye, and looking hotter than ever. Burning up the screen in “The Bronze.” Not too soon. Her honeymoon sex video, now — that was too soon. 😆

  40. Because olo says:

  41. Pakimon says:

    Feel better now.

    Ready to see how the Trumpster deals with the Democrat machine and their allies in MSM.

    Up to now, he’s been dealing with rank amateurs in the trashing and mudslinging arena.

    Now the pros are stepping up to the plate and they are going to be blasting away with all barrels from today until November.

    Trump has two options.

    Option A: Continuously blast back with everything he’s got using all the resources in his empire including his media resources to trash and humiliate Shrillery and the democrat controlled MSM flying monkeys.

    In other words, take the “low road” and beat them at their own game.

    Option B: Be like every other Republican presidential candidate since Reagan and veer to “the center” to get the “moderates” and “independents”. Ignore the trashing and mudslinging being endlessly heaped upon him and take it with a smile.

    In other words, take the “high road” and go squishy.

    Right now, I’ll vote for The Trumpster but if he chooses Option B, then forget it.

    I’ll sit this one out.

    I’m weary of GOP presidential candidates taking the “high road” which is polite speak for bending over and letting democrats and their MSM oompa loompas take turns pounding them in the keister.

    On the other hand, If he chooses Option A, I’ll not only vote for him, I’ll have endless supplies of beer and popcorn on hand as I laugh my ass off watching Shrillery and her MSM cronies squeal and bleat with impotent rage. 😆

    • Pakimon says:

      An added plus with Option A, we’ll be laughing and taunting the rotund ponytailed dickhead as he peevishly and endlessly farts out tweets about how Trump is a racist and a horrible person. 😆

    • rightymouse says:

      Trump is gonna take the road that gets him elected. Option A is a great path!

  42. pineapple says:

    Greenland is melting. Alright this is getting serious people….. BILLIONS WILL DIE!!!!!111!!!!! When Greenland goes bye bye we die…… get it?

  43. Another good one from these guys. What happens when a brain surgeon actually meets a rocket scientist?

  44. pineapple says:

    Our anti-SJW hero Milo is making the libtards feel peevish.

  45. Ha. Late night Gus. Noticeably less characters needed.

    No loss.
    1 hour ago
    Y tu baby!
    1 hour ago
    Bam, bam, bam.
    1 hour ago
    RT @JoyAnnReid: Krugman makes it plain:…
    1 hour ago
    Can’t touch that.
    1 hour ago
    Que Vuelvas!
    1 hour ago
    Don’t care.
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago
    2 hours ago
    Nadie te habla.
    2 hours ago
    World’s Greatest Tweet Search E

  46. If you tweet anything about “Guccifer” at me, it’s an instant block. Just go away with that bullshit.
    2 hours ago

    Ruh ro. Chunk’s all peevish about this little bombshell.

    In a dramatic development that could lead to renewed focus on Hillary Clinton’s email server scandal, NBC reports that the Romanian hacker who first exposed Hillary Clinton’s private email address is making a “bombshell” new claim: that he also gained access to the former Secretary of State’s “completely unsecured” server.

    “It was like an open orchid on the Internet,” Marcel Lehel Lazar, who is better known by his handle Guccifer which he used when he first unveiled the formerly unknown domain name of Hillary personal server one year ago, told NBC News in an exclusive interview from a prison in Bucharest. “There were hundreds of folders.

    As previously reported, Lazar was extradited last month from Romania to the United States to face charges he hacked political elites, including Gen. Colin Powell, a member of the Bush family, and former Clinton advisor Sidney Blumenthal.

    NBC further reports that according to a source with knowledge of the probe into Clinton’s email setup told NBC News that with Guccifer in U.S. custody, investigators fully intend to question him about her server.

    Maybe he did maybe he didn’t but it sure makes Chunk mad.

    • icekoldebassman says:

      It will be interesting to see what kind of ‘insurance’ Guccifer has for leverage!

  47. Stephanie Weir plays a sorority bimbo who misses an exam. She claims it’s because she’s a werewolf. The prof doesn’t buy it but she’s such a cute little crazy ass trying to be a werewolf he finally gives in and let’s her take the test.

    It’s a lesson to Chunky. See Chunky if you’re going to pull some fake-o libtard act you have to be cute and sexy and well-liked to get away with it. Not old and fat and hated by all.

  48. Arachne says:

    Tomorrow’s the big day! Fatso’s one-year begging bowl anniversary!
    He even exceeded MY worst-case scenarios for abject failure. I thought he wouldn’t achieve tull funding until Christmas. Never even made it 40% there.

  49. pineapple says:

    Gawd, where to begin.

  50. Octopus says:

    Now I know why my wife always names Aniston as a woman she considers attractive, and wouldn’t mind looking like. I thought it was because she was also Greek, but it’s a lot deeper than that.

  51. pineapple says:

    Normal people:
    “That looks like a pretty tasty taco bowl for Cinco de Mayo!”

    “That’s racist, get a screenshot!”

    • Octopus says:

      I’m going to have some tequila with my Mexican dish tonight. Going to “the good Mexican restaurant,” tonight. Not Trump Tower, but just as good. 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      I don’t think it’s racist.
      However, I DO I think it tactless.

      • pineapple says:

        Well…. he is the anti decorum, anti protocol candidate. It’s served him well so far.

        • Octopus says:

          He’s the “Eff You” candidate, and this is in perfect keeping with the theme. He knows he’s been branded as Hitler for talking about the wall to keep poor helpless Mexican children from obtaining sustenance at America’s overflowing table, so he’s making a joke that he knows will piss people off. Is it nice? Not particularly. Does he care? Um, no.

          • icekoldebassman says:

            Trump knows exactly what he’s doing. He is obviously pushing libturd buttons, and the ‘turds are reacting just as The Donald™ wants … he’s playing them like a cheap guitar.

          • Because olo says:

            Oh, hell. He’s playing that cheap guitar like El Kabong.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He’s hilarious. The Hispanics I know would probably take it as a compliment.

  52. Because olo says:

  53. Pakimon says:

    It’s CincoDeMayo?

    That’ll make a lot of sammiches. 😆

  54. Pakimon says:

    Actually, I’ve got my sombrero on and in the process of working my way through a variety 12 pack of “The Beers of Mexico”.

    After I get about halfway through the variety pack, it’s homemade taco time and when they’re ready, I’ll put on a movie to enjoy with a nice Mexican theme.

    I’ve whittled my film choices down to three:

    Man On Fire

    The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

    The Wild Bunch

    Hmmm…. Decisions, decisions. 😆

  55. kbdabear says:

    2015 AL Rookie of the Year Astros shortstop Carlos Correa says were heading home with less than 1 day to the Begging Bowl anniversary

  56. Octopus says:

    Oh shaddap, you giant oozing pustule of peeve. Time to come down off that burning cross, now. You’ve beaten yourself up long enough for stealing the VW from Mr. Duke.

  57. Bunk X says:

  58. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      The man does know his Science, though…

      • Because olo says:

        Things I never learned from Ludwig.

      • Because olo says:

        Then there’s this lesson in Newtonian Mechanics.

        • Octopus says:

          Just In: Sex Sells! 🙂

          I always wondered why the rear wheel was so small on those old bikes, and now I see it’s because the wimmensk had short, stunted legs, most likely from rickets or other types of malnourishment. The fact that riding one of these contraptions instantly deprived a gal of her maidenhood is also instructive, in grasping the historical handlebars of two-wheeled, manual locomotion.

  59. Octopus says:

    Giant useless windmills that will never earn back the money it cost to build them, before they require complete rebuilds. This is Teh Warmening. Also, fuck eagles. They symbolize a very bad country that needs shaming.

  60. Arachne says:

    And…..On the big ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY of the Green Footballs Begging Bowl —

    36.1% of the $10,000 goal has been reached.

    That is, if the amount donated is to be believed. We all find the amount of donations by Anonymous (when we all know Fatso’s minions love to kiss his cheeks) have long been fodder for our belief that the Green Fartballs GoFundMe business plan is no more successful than that for the failing blog – that is to withdraw money out at a 7% rate and then put it back, only to withdraw it again at another 7% in order to promote the belief that people actually WANT to give you money.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      All that effort for $10 a day.

      • Arachne says:

        Probably closer to $4 a day if our belief is correct. Never came anywhere near the actual total.

        • kbdabear says:

          $3610 over 1 year averaged to;

          $300.83 per month
          $69.42 per week
          $9.86 per day

          100 donations averaged to $36.10 per donation

          Of course that averages out over the whole year, while a large portion of the total was front loaded into the first few weeks

  61. kbdabear says:

    Fred and Barney are here to celebrate the Begging Bowl Anniversary!

  62. Video: Trump Condones Death Threats Against Journalist Who Profiled His Wife
    1 hour ago

    This is from the “And I Care Why? Dept.” dept.

    • Arachne says:

      Trump needs to stop defending his followers outrageous behavior. He’s not responsible for it, but when confronted, maybe he shouldn’t say “well, the article was unfair.” Uh, dude? You answer something unfair with the truth and with fact. You don’t answer it by conjuring up every vile “Final Solution” imagery you can think of. And you don’t offer it as an excuse for doing same. They’ll back off when you TELL them to back off.

      • Because olo says:

        Agreed. Only a small percentage of his supporters are neo-Nazis, but they’re running riot. Time to act like a big boy, Don. Tell Duke and his bros to pound sand.

      • Except it was an attempt to put him on the defensive. They wanted him to say “To my antisemitic and violent followers of which they are legion, please don’t hurt these innocent and noble journalists.”

        Not gonna happen with Trump. Not taking the bait is not “condoning” violence. It’s just yet another moron meme. The Shildabeast doesn’t come against the violent protests at Trump rallies where people got beaten and cops got hurt. Of course, they won’t ask her, anyway.

      • rightymouse says:

        I don’t see why Trump should say anything except something like “when you hold Hillary & Bernie responsible for the negative behavior & comments of their supporters, let me know”.

    • pineapple says:

      “Doesn’t condemn” = “Condones” in Fatsoland.

      And he gets another one he gets wrong, albeit intentionally.

      • pineapple says:

        – “he gets”

        Afterthought rephrasing without proofreading is always a killer.

  63. Donald Trump Refuses to Stop Using Rolling Stones Songs
    2 hours ago

    Oh the outrage! Oh the humanity! First the noble undocumented immigrant criminals. Now the mush headed British 70 yr old millionaire rockers. Has the man no decency????

  64. Bernie Sanders clearly doesn’t understand trucking and shipping.
    15 minutes ago

    But Gus does?

  65. Juan Epstein says:

    Nothing yet on the purging of anti-semites from the ranks of leftist Labor? Or the American Left?

    Clean your house, Chaim.

  66. The Bob & Chez Show: Tiny Hands, Big Bowl of Meat
    57 minutes ago

    That’s not a bowl of meat, you moron. It looks like my favorite, a delicious Taco Fajita Salad.

    • pineapple says:

      Looks good, I’d chomp it. The only thing traditionally Mexican I see here is the sour cream.

      • This is a actually a taco salad, slightly different then what I get. This is ground beef. I get what I call a taco fajita salad but it’s really just fajitas (beef or chicken strips, sauted peppers and onions) in a crunchy tortilla bowl over a lettuce/fresh tomato salad with sour cream. I like it because it’s not quite as heavy as many burrito or enchelada dishes that serve refried beans and what not.

        • Octopus says:

          The smothered burrito-torpedoes I had last night, along with rice and refried beans…wow, that was a lot. Tonight is baby daughter’s college graduation dinner, at an Italian restaurant. Roll me away. 🙂

          • rightymouse says:

            I made chicken enchiladas, Mexican rice & refried beans.
            Friggin’ awesome! Took me two days to make the enchiladas because the chicken had to go in the slow cooker the day before. Delish!! 🙂

          • pineapple says:

            Last weekend my son, my daughter and myself won the Taco Cookoff where we have our trailer in Ocotillo Wells. The line for our tacos went around the pool and there were no lines at the other stands. We’ve won two years running now with a trophy and some cash.

            Our tacos were filled with slow roasted shredded seasoned pork loin with Mexican coleslaw, homemade tomatillo salsa, in a deep fried taco shell dusted in queso seco with roasted jalapenos on the side. The “dusted in queso seco” part is what brings them back again and again.

          • rightymouse says:

            I would be most grateful if you would consider posting a recipe for your tacos. From the bottom of my heart & stomach. 🙂

          • pineapple says:

            I will rightymouse, I just hope my son will tell me the recipe. It’s based off my wife’s recipe (she’s from Mexico) but I know he’s changed it up quite a bit.

            Stay tuned ……. even without his help I can get it close. It will be worth it. We made 300 tacos, one right after another without stopping until we ran out.

          • rightymouse says:

            Thank you so much!! 🙂

          • pineapple says:

            Sure, no prob rightymouse…… I’ll try to get it posted this weekend if not, shortly thereafter.

          • rightymouse says:

            Thank you! 🙂

    • Arachne says:

      The podcast no one listens to…..occasionally featuring the fat guy no one cares about.

  67. pineapple says:

    “Republican nominee” = “Democrat soon to be nominee”

    Fatso ignores that Hillary started the whole birther thing.

  68. pineapple says:

    You might want to start looking for a job bitch. Don’t put selling baby parts on your resume.

  69. pineapple says:

    I am not a huge Trump fan as I’ve said before and I think it’s a crapshoot on how well he’ll do as president, but I KNOW Shillary would be a big mistake. There will be no crapshoot with her, she would suck starting day one.

    We’ve had 8 years of presidential failure with Odumbo, and I really think Trump would be a VAST improvement on immigration, the economy and eliminating ISIS.

    I predict that most #NEVERTRUMPsters will save face by denouncing Trump right up to the end but they will secretly vote for him.

    What’s the downside? Nothing really. To the world you stood your ground, but voted against Shillary in private (shhh). It’s a win-win.

    For the selfish ones who will stand firm and not vote Trump are forgetting the importance of the Supreme Court, not to mention EVERYTHING else.

    • Arachne says:

      I agree – I think the polls will be so skewed from people saying they will not vote for Trump (but NOT saying that they will vote for Hillary) that Cankles will think she’s got it in the bag.

      I think people will have a much easier time pulling the lever for Donald than they will for that nasty hag.

    • rightymouse says:

      I suspect that most of the #NEVERTRUMPsters are RINOs. Look at who have their noses in the air & stamping their feet – they hated Cruz, too. Trump has done a phenomenal job of pulling together the ‘big tent’ that Republicans have professed to want for decades. I will pull the lever for Trump & pray all Republicans do the same.

  70. rightymouse says:

    So do most of American voters. If the colostomy-bagged wonder (just a guess why she has to wear such large, baggy tops) wins the Donkey nomination, she will be trounced by Trump in the general election.

  71. Because olo says:

    My favorite Armenian going after Fauxcohantus scalp.

  72. Bunk X says:

    • Octopus says:

      That black-racist trump-card, “Some of my best friends are black…”

      I’m so over this idiotic racist shit. But I have to laff, when Chunky the SJW is on the receiving end.