Dark Falcon explains himself

It has been a while since we last did a post on the sell proclaimed “mountain lion” Dark Falcon. He is LGF’s resident whipping boy who seeks approval from people who hate him. He once again grovels and asks acceptance from the LGF mob.

Falcon explains himself

Dark Falcon is no mountain lion, he is at best a scared kitten.

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209 Comments on “Dark Falcon explains himself”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    This is no way to lead a life.

    It’s a blog.

    It’s Twitter.

    It’s not real.

    Grow the fuck up.

  2. icekoldebassman says:

    What’s this about? I seem to recall some chatter a few threads back that Williamson at NRO gave a smack-down to the JazzyPonytail™ … any linkys?

      • Arachne says:

        Not a single mention of Fatass or LGF in the comments. Because discerning readers with an IQ over room temperature knew it was a throwaway line about the King of the Village Idiots – nothing more, nothing less. To hear Fatso and his minions bleat like injured sheep, you’d think the entirety of the article was about him.

        • pineapple says:

          I posted this on the dead thread this morning.

          Yes….. there is a shit load of comments for that article. I loaded about 10 pages of comments and did a text search on these words. “LGF” zero “Footballs” zero “Johnson” zero.

          NADA

        • pineapple says:

          Fatso is really mad. He’s having a angry conversation with himself on Twitter because Kevin D. Williamson BLOCKED him ages ago.

          Fatso is trying to get his message across using LGF lapdog surrogates.

    • Arachne says:

      If it’s the one I’m thinking of – he made an offhand statement about fielding inquiries from Congressional staffers of LGF fabrications. It was a throwaway sentence. But of course since Fatso gets mentioned, he treats it like it’s a headline at CNN. No one else even mentioned it in the comments to the article. Corpulent Charlie brought as much attention to it as he could.

  3. Juan Epstein says:

    “Upding to Charles”.

    Adults.

  4. kbdabear says:

    Gil Hodges, a Marine who fought on Okinawa in WW II, was a slugging first baseman for the old Brooklyn Dodgers, was one of the first Dodgers to befriend Jackie Robinson, and managed the 1969 Miracle Mets marks 14 days until the Begging Bowl anniversary

  5. Octopus says:

    Another Jimi-esque guitar solo. 😯

  6. Octopus says:

    Because you’re a player, Chunky. An important figure. A huge target. 😆

    • pineapple says:

      NEWSFLASH: Nobody cares Fuckface.

    • Arachne says:

      No one cared what he said about you, Fatso.
      Evident by the lack of interest in comments
      Evident by the lack of interest at KDW’s twitter timeline.
      The only one who’s even mentioning it is YOU.

  7. kbdabear says:

    Conservative sites did this yesterday, and Toot called it a “hatefest”

    Hey Toot, why didn’t your buddies invite you on the podcast for this, you played with Sheila E!

  8. kbdabear says:

    Of course you didn’t, because you don’t have a clue what it means, you retard

  9. Octopus says:

    Pronounced, “VER-ba-tim.”

    • Arachne says:

      I bet it was KDW making a remark about “going back” and doing something which FATASS in his cleverness pounced on and looked like an idiot. Remember, it was Congressional staffers that were asking KDW about it.

      Meanwhile if he’s trying to “get the word out about KDW’s “evil” treatment, this is also a collosal failure, as Fartbreath gets “replied” to by three big Twitter losers who between them don’t have 2000 followers, yet over 100K tweets – no ones listening to them either.

      • poteen2 says:

        Hey Spiderwoman,, be calm, patient, Zen like. Charlie’s a big shit,,,in a small world,,,next to a small bush,,surrounded by mosquitos,,,deep in the woods,,,,where no one can see,,,that soon dries up and blows away.

        -Poteen Aurelius-

  10. swamprat says:

    Dark Falcon. You could do better. You ARE better than this. Just leave and let the place fester as it is. They like it and they deserve to wade about in their own little puddle with no distraction. You stayed the course, no one could call you a quitter after all these years. At this rate they will manufacture an excuse, or hound you until you react. You know I’m speaking the truth because you’ve seen it happen. Let them run about with their toy wooden swords and shout about their imagined conquests. They won’t get better until they lose their whipping boy and realize that they are just muttering to themselves with you as a sounding board.

    Look around. There is no one worth staying for.

    • Octopus says:

      If you’re still hanging around that fetid swamp at this point, you’re either drinking the libturd kool-aid, or you’re a masochist.

      • poteen2 says:

        Honestly, I’m starting to think the boy still has a chance. He still hangs on and fights (weakly), Pusseidon and the Portly PC Sirens to the best of his meager ability. That’s gotta count for something.

  11. Octopus says:

  12. Octopus says:

    It sure sounds like Prince got hooked on painkillers after his hip surgery, in 2010. Those things are so damn addictive, nobody is safe. I had a small bottle of them after wisdom tooth surgery, and I was sad when they were all gone, even though the pain was more than manageable by then. I liked them. It was kind of scary.

    Then, you have this insidious situation with rich people surrounded only by people on their payroll, who can’t put their foot down when the boss has a problem. The “Elvis Syndrome” is how I think of it. So many artists and entertainers have died from it.

  13. Octopus says:

    Nobody knows you from Adam, Fatass. Why are you bothering this man, in his time of grief? You aren’t a celebrity, you don’t know him, and you’re just trying to get your stupid twitter-name out in front of a lot of eyes who are following this tragic story. Stop it.

  14. Octopus says:

    Garage Boy thinks of his idiotic twitter-fixation as a job. 😆

  15. Pakimon says:

    It’s early in the morning in a Denver suburb and our gimpy-legged hero is back in the bushes behind his former garage abode.

    Between the Sterno hangover and the pounding of a policeman’s nightstick upon his head, Gus’ pickled brain is throbbing with shooting pains that are almost unbearable.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus must get some relief.

      He paws through his rucksack and finds a large mason jar filled with one of his Sterno “cocktails”.

      His shaky hands unscrew the lid and he begins to chug it down.

    • Pakimon says:

      The “cocktail” feels good on Gus’ parched throat.

      He vaguely remembers calling this particular mixture of Sterno and grape Kool-Aid “Purple Rain”.

    • Pakimon says:

      As the Sterno washes over Gus’ percolated brain, the pain fades and is replaced with sweet music…

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus rocks back and forth, wallowing in the classical music only he can hear.

    • Pakimon says:

      The pain has been replaced by Sterno induced drunken bliss.

      Nothing like some “hair of the dog” to set things right!

      Now it’s time for Gus to get moving and start his day.

      He lurches to his feet.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus looks around and sees a light turn on in the neighbor’s curtained bedroom window.

      His interest is piqued. Could it be the saucy and spicy she-devil temptress behind the illuminated drawn curtain?!

      He must take flight and move in for a closer look!

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus scampers to the bushes beneath the window, trembling with fear and excitement.

      He won’t raise up and peep until he’s sure the coast is clear.

      While he waits, Gus reaches for his trusty Obamaphone to tweet and pass the time.

      Unfortunately, their are no bars on the Obamaphone so tweeting will have to wait.

      He can’t wait too long for he is a fixture in the Twitter universe.

      Gus sighs, wishing that tweeting was profitable for him.

      Gus also dimly realizes that of those “2 million mentions”, most if not all of them are mentions that mock him.

      Especially that dickhead Pakimon over at the stalker blog with his Operetta de Gusano™ routine!

      That bastard! Why has nobody block and reported him?!

      Oh… that’s right. He doesn’t have a Twitter account.

      Gus moans with rage and frustration.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus pushes his rage and frustration aside for there is potential visual delight to take in.

      He raises up cautiously to take a peek but the heavy curtains are still drawn shut.

      Gus is growing impatient!

    • Pakimon says:

      Suddenly, Gus hears the curtains draw open.

      His heart is filled with lust and joy.

      It’s showtime!

      Gus raises up and peers in.

      His jaw drops and he lets out a loud gasp….

      • Pakimon says:

        What has Gus seen?! To find out, tune in to the next exciting episode of Operetta de Gusano™ 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        The preceding episode of Operetta de Gusano™ sponsored by:

        • Octopus says:

          Hey, that turned out well, for a change. No beating, for Garage Boy. I hope he doesn’t get careless now.

          The neighbor girl is leading him on, I think. Temptress!

          • Pakimon says:

            I figured our gimpy-legged hero needed a break.

            After all, he still has a potentially peevish and petulant husky ponytailed blogger to deal with… 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            She is actually a he. But let’s not split hairs. 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            That’s a new wrinkle, ‘Mouse. 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            I figure with all the howling libs are doing over transgender “rights” to use the bathroom of choice, it won’t be long before Gussy starts hitting the female bathrooms all decked out in finery he’s swiped from garbage dumps.

  16. Octopus says:

    Congrats on the Phlyers comeback, Pak. I can’t wait to see the Caps go down in game 7! 😈

    • Pakimon says:

      Thanks Octo.

      Sorry about the Wings.

      The Flyers seem to do their best this year when their back is against the wall.

      The best part is that this was a “rebuilding” year and they are infusing the team with a lot of young talent.

      Them making the playoffs was unexpected and a bonus.

      They’re on NBC tomorrow at noon and I’ll be watching and hollering.

      Project today: Make sure fridge is fully stocked with beer! 😀

      • Octopus says:

        Ah, the Wings. How the once-mighty have fallen on hard times.

        The bitch of it is, they outplayed the Lightning in three of the four games they lost, and totally in the game they won. This is why we drink too much, during playoff season. It’s a problem. 😡

        • Pakimon says:

          I restocked my rum supply.

          Just in case….

          • rightymouse says:

            The first and LAST time I drank rum was in Barbados. Was sick as a dog. 😦

          • Octopus says:

            Gotta jump right back on that horsie, ‘Mouse. L’il pina colada breakfast smoothie, cure what ails ya. By evening, you’ll be back on the mai tais, in a hairy coconut shell. 🙂

  17. Octopus says:

    Strange how you keep ranting non-stop at people who ignore you completely, Rage Blobfish. 😆

  18. Pakimon says:

    Helpful Hint: Cover your cardboard box with plastic sheeting to keep the rain off of it.

    • rightymouse says:

      Also, get a heater that runs on batteries.

      • Octopus says:

        Gus maybe should take another look at Bernie’s platform. Could be beneficial to his lifestyle.

        • rightymouse says:

          When all else fails, he could also get a solar panel & scotch-tape it to his cardboard box home.

          • Octopus says:

            I heard he was experimenting with camouflaging the orange extension cord, that keeps getting cut. Had it painted white for the winter, but then it rained. Painted it brown to match the winter foliage, and then it snowed again. It’s a hard life.

        • rightymouse says:

  19. rightymouse says:

    Fatso hates women. 😯

  20. Pakimon says:

    It’s apparent that Chunky’s “counting room” is no where near his gofundme page. 😆

  21. Pakimon says:

    So why are you constantly panhandling on Twitter and everywhere else?

    Oh that’s right.

    Cheetos = “payoff cash” in Chunkyland.

    No wonder the orange dust is so thick in your Culver City hovel. 😆

  22. kbdabear says:

    Orioles third baseman Manny Machado tips his hat to 13 days till the Begging Bowl anniversary

  23. Octopus says:

    Girl Power! And, Free Teh Nipple!

    Thank God for real feminist icons, who enjoy a bit of the medicinal herb, in between shoots. Er, shootings. Whatever.

  24. Octopus says:

    I liked this dedication Ri-Ri did the other day. YMMV. 😉

  25. Octopus says:

    Congrats on your team’s comeback, Abu. Looking forward to that game 7, too. 🙂

    Great game tonight. Kane is such an awesome talent. I can’t believe he’s leaving Chicago to come to Detroit, next year. Well, you never know what’s happening, behind the scenes. Probably banging Toews’ wife, or somebody’s teenaged daughter.

  26. Octopus says:

    Oy Gevalt!

    It’s the “floating” thing that worries me…might just be a restroom incident. Who knows?

    Merpt, floating
    1 hour ago
    From te
    1 hour ago
    Wave on.
    2 hours ago
    I’m a bad ass.
    2 hours ago
    Don’t try me.
    2 hours ago
    Sing a song.
    2 hours ago
    Oh shit.
    2 hours ago
    google.com/search?q=littl…
    2 hours ago
    Las cantas.
    2 hours ago
    Wasn’t a fan of Prince. His death saddened me.
    2 hours ago

  27. Octopus says:

    The liberal hatred of Hillary Clinton is so overwhelming and long-entrenched that they’ll give in to Bernie Sanders as their only hope. A senile old socialist, making crazy promises that nobody but ill children consider plausible, is kicking Shrillary’s ass all across the country. 😆

    • pineapple says:

      What point is Fatso trying to make here.

      Hey Fuckface, I’d vote for Gary Busey before I’d vote for that screeching bitch Clinton. She should be in jail.

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso’s talking to himself again.

  28. Pakimon says:

    It’s a sunny morning in a Denver suburb and our gimpy-legged hero is staring into the neighbor’s bedroom window in amazement.

    The room is empty but there on the table within easy reach is a brand new iPod!

    Who needs a transistor radio when he can grab this?

    He chugs some “Purple Rain” Sterno and grape Kool-Aid cocktail to steel his nerve.

    Mmmmmm… Purple Rain.

    The Sterno quickly changes his momentary sadness to happiness and steady nerve.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus reaches towards the gleaming new iPod, Argentinian singing of joy filling his head.

    • Pakimon says:

      If Gus pulls this off, he’s going to celebrate with lots of Purple Haze Sterno and grape soda cocktail.

      Maybe he’ll play some Jimi Hendrix on his new iPod while he’s drinking!

      He’ll have to get some songs on it first!

      Can he Google search with an iPod?

      One way to find out.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus snatches the iPod and turns to escape only to find a large man blocking his way and glaring at him with fury.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus tries to act nonchalant.

      He’ll play innocent.

      He’ll

      and whistle as he saunters away.

      After all, it works in Bugs Bunny cartoons, why wouldn’t it work here?

    • Pakimon says:

      The large angry man is unmoved.

      Without saying a word, he punches Gus right in the face.

      Gus stumbles backward and regains his balance, an amazing feat given all the Sterno coursing through his percolated brain.

      Maybe Gus can bluff his way out of this by playing the tough guy.

      It’s worth a shot!

    • Pakimon says:

      The angry man is still silent, staring at Gus.

      The tough guy facade must be working!

      Gus decides to pour it on!

    • Pakimon says:

      The expression in the large angry man’s eyes change from fury to bemusement at Gus’ pathetic posturing.

      Maybe Gus can get out of this after all.

      Gus raises his hand and flicks it in a dismissive gesture indicating the large angry man should step aside.

    • Pakimon says:

      The large angry man’s expression quickly change back to anger at Gus’ dismissive gesture.

      “Where did you get that iPod?”, he growls ominously, “It looks like my daughter’s iPod”.

      Gus’ pickled brain strains to form a plausible reply.

      His reply is quickly interrupted as the large angry man starts rapidly punching Gus in the face.

    • Pakimon says:

      The large angry man stops his face pummeling long enough to snatch the iPod away from Gus and then resumes beating him senseless.

      Gus crumples to the ground, clutching his face and whimpering in fear.

      The large angry man grabs Gus by the scruff of the neck and drags him to the back of the yard.

      He picks up Gus’ carcass and tosses it over the fence where Gus lands in the fetid retention pond with a loud splash.

      And as Gus floats in the swampy water, dazed and beaten, a peal of feminine laughter issues forth from the now distant bedroom window…

  29. Pakimon says:

    At noon today, the Flyers try to force a Game 7 in their playoff series.

    If I remember, I’ll fire up the ol’ laptop and give a running commentary that should be increasingly amusing as the rum and beer flows. 😀

    And for a dose of pre-game good luck…

  30. kbdabear says:

    Indians slick fielding shortstop Francisco Lindor marks 12 days to the Begging Bowl anniversary

  31. Octopus says:

    The Tigs are struggling a bit, right now. Bats are cold, and the pitching has been on and off. Time for centerfielder Anthony Gose to provide a little pop, from the bottom of the order.

  32. Pakimon says:

    It’s 0-0 after 1st period.

    Flyers have to settle down and stop getting penalties.

    Capitols with a 5 on 3 advantage in the last minute led to lots of hollering by me but fortunately no goals for the Caps.

    Screw the beer. It’s RUM time!! 😮

    • Abu bin Squid says:

      Flyers are down 1 – 0 but are beating the crap out of the Caps. I hope Philly forces game 7 just like my Blackhawks did last night.

      • Pakimon says:

        Yep!

        The Flyers are pummeling the Caps like a large angry man pummeling a drunken, unemployed, thieving, gimpy-legged stewbum.

        Let’s just hope they rally and throw the Caps into the (rhetorical) swampy retention pond! 😆

  33. Pakimon says:

    Caps lead 1-0 after 2nd period.

    Too many blown opportunities by the Flyers which is slowly darkening my heart with rum fueled rage.

    Octo is right.

    Hockey playoffs can warp your mind and make you want to punch things. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      All we need here is a greasy goal, and then the panic will set in for Washington. You know they want to choke. They need to choke. Come on, choke already!

      • Abu has a Sad says:

        Sorry, Paki. Your guy gave it all they had.

        • Abu Typo says:

          * guise

          • Octopus says:

            That was some stressful shizzle, there. Gave me flashbacks. Argh!

            Well, Abu, it’s up to your guys now. I still can’t believe the Wings get Kane after this year — somebody pinch me! 🙂

          • Abu WTF? says:

            Kane to Detroit? “Splain, Lucy!

          • Octopus says:

            It’s a rumor with absolutely no basis in fact, which I choose to believe fervently. 🙂

        • Pakimon says:

          At least the Flyers went down swinging.

          That they’re in rebuilding mode and still made the playoffs gives hope for the future.

      • rightymouse says:

        Both of you should have a drink with a little umbrella in it with some fruit. Will make you forget the choking.

        • Octopus says:

          I’m going to have a little Jack and Diet Coke tonight, during the Pistons game. We know the end of this series is just a formality, as we have no answer for Lebron’s ability to take a game over in the fourth, but we might just steal one as Detroit’s rebuilding process under Stan Van Gundy begins to take real shape. Some very intriguing rumors on the FA market this off-season.

          Once the Pistons are over (likely tonight), we can focus all our attention on the Tigers for awhile. They need our good vibes.

          • rightymouse says:

            That sounds good except the diet coke bit. Stuff tastes nasty. 😦

          • Abu says:

            Your Tigers are fine at .500 for now. The White Sox (racissssss!!1!) will suck soon.
            My Cubs, however, are 14 – 5 and play their next 14 of 17 at home. Oh yeah!

  34. Octopus says:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3555292/Prince-s-former-drug-dealer-reveals-extent-addiction.html

    Ugh…Prince’s drug habit was massive, long-term and completely hidden from the public for 30 years. Unreal that he managed it so long, but I guess the pills are much safer than needles and unpredictable street drugs. Still very sad.

    • rightymouse says:

      His liver & kidneys were likely hammered along with his respiratory system. Ugh.

      • Octopus says:

        Nobody can handle an opiate addiction, and survive without an intervention. With the Elvis Syndrome of controlling everyone around you, on top of opiate addiction, you’re just a dead man walking. It’s amazing Prince was able to carry on as long as he did.

  35. Octopus says:

    That’s because he wants to curb illegal immigration, Fatass. As does everyone else in this country, besides illegal immigrants. 😆

  36. kbdabear says:

    JIF….. MILYO!

  37. Pakimon says:

    Fun fact: Chunkles had a cameo appearence in Star Wars. 😆

  38. Octopus says:

    My professional sports teams have gone 1-11 since last Monday. No wonder the mood is so dark around here.

  39. Moron idiots celebrated “Throw away your right to show your beautiful female hair” day.

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2016/04/paris-university-students-hijab-day-backfires/

    I think Gus said it best. Because you’re dumb.

  40. Juan Epstein says:

    Pardon me, but you don’t know me from Adam (please excuse the Biblical reference) but allow me to use your bereavement as a way to try to get clicks and followers…..

    Death. Hell of a business model.

  41. http://www.weaselzippers.us/268311-video-911-memorial-guards-tell-kids-to-stop-singing-national-anthem/

    Pathetic.

    My alchohol addled head is still ringing from this weekend’s Deaconate Mass and then regular mass. Ubi Caritas, est vera, est vera. Deus ibi est. We do the chant and of course the excellent hymn. Did I just publically demonstrate? 🙂 Someone should arrest me. I’m DoublePlusUngood.

    • Arachne says:

      Fortunately, this is the voting group that traditionally is all about yeah! yeah! before the election and doesn’t show up to vote. Also, this is Harvard, and I don’t hold a lot of stake in anything Harvard does or their sampling data.

      Harvard is also going after students who espouse positions at odds with the left so I’m thinking if they surveyed on campuses they would find a higher portion that would favor Hillary over Trump. I imagine if you survey people of that age out in the workforce without prospects for better jobs, Trump might fare a little better.

  42. http://www.weaselzippers.us/268313-professor-melissa-click-claims-university-of-missouri-fred-her-because-shes-white/

    LOL! That’s a good thing in your leftist Progturd world you idiot. All the orange haired freckled people should be at home without jobs while black and brown people work. Wait…..uh…OK yeah that’s right. Uh….

    • Octopus says:

      She should be celebrating, then. A space for an underprivileged minority just opened up. Hire an Indian princess! 🙂

  43. That Prince was an addict and suffered from stage fright is astounding. Anyone who’s ever performed music has to deal with the reality. Many of us just force ourselves and become better people for it. It’s a skill. I went to a performance yesterday of some highly talented high school wind performers. When I looked at those kids I could see myself 30+ years ago. There was a brass quintet, a double and single reed group, a trumpet choir (12 guys and gals!) and a Jazz Messengers style jazz group. Getting up on stage and performing is one of the BEST things a kid can do to prepare for life. Whether they go into music or not. But some people can’t deal with the pressure and blow the whole thing out of proportion.

    I remember my in-laws (who were musical freaks) pressuring my sister-in-law who’s husband (my bil) had been a Fullbright scholar organist (but died tragically of cancer at age 38) into singing in the choir. No one knew how much this terrified her despite her good voice!! She quit abrubtly after just a few months and not another word was said.

    Donny Osmond suffered the same thing. Terrible performance anxiety.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/donny-osmond-confronts-panic/

    It’s crazy because you think I wish I were good looking Donny Osmond or sexy Prince with two sexy girls on my arm but it’s just an illusion. These are just people and they have their own problems God bless’m.

  44. Isn’t it cute when white British people race each other? They get so geeked up.

    Luckily for them no one like this showed up.

    • Octopus says:

      Earl Campbell called…he wants his quads back. 🙂

    • ISTE Linguist says:

      Well, I am really glad I had my speakers turned on when I started watching that video about how white British people get so “so geeked up”. After the first five seconds I was already laughing my ass off.

      If I had not been listening to the sound it would have taken me a while longer before I started laughing. The swarms of red hair and freckles gave it away.

      So, the moral of this short story?

      Next time anyone tries to make fun of the British can you please avoid showing a video of IRISH runners being commentated on by IRISH sportscasters. Thank you in advance….

      P.S. I thought IUAA (Irish University Athletics Association) would have been a clue.

  45. OMG! How the hell did we conquer the planet?

    And then give it back in a kind of “Aw shucks, sorry about that whole conquering world domination bit”.

  46. Dealing with the economic downturn. Chunky and Gus please pay attention.

  47. So yeah they took this show off TV because it’s only the FUNNIEST THING YOU’VE EVER SEEN! Babs does a sex tape and Rosie breaks it. Let’s just say it’s wider than Chunky’s couch.

  48. Arachne says:

    And best of all …..

    GAME OF THRONES IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Octopus says:

      How about that Red Woman, though? 😯

      Amazing what a little makeup can do for a gal…

      • Arachne says:

        Just goes to show what the right bra and girdle can do for a woman.

        • Octopus says:

          Fooled by Spanx! 😆

        • OLT's Alinsky, Suck My Balls says:

          I kept waiting for her to summon Jon Snow back …

          • Arachne says:

            The really fun thing now is that NO ONE is spoiled as the series caught up with the books (except for the Adventures of Bran the Warg). I don’t think Red Lady can bring the dead back to life – she was pretty impressed that Thoros of Myr was able to bring back Beric Dondarrion.

          • OLT's Alinsky, Suck My Balls says:

            I’m confused. They showed Jorah’s grayscale … in the books, this was in a side adventure to acquire Tyrion, which was obviously skipped. And they eliminated a Prince with a claim to the throne. But they showed an attack of Stone Men on what looked like a barge. I don’t know if I missed an episode or what.

  49. Octopus says:

    What you’re really saying, Chunky, is “Buh-buh-buh-buh-but I’m stooped!”

  50. They’re not suckering me again. Hillary did all the same shit and she’s about to be elected Preezydunce.

    http://legalinsurrection.com/2016/04/ny-post-mayor-de-blasio-is-going-down/

    DeBlahsio will probably end up her running mate.

  51. kbdabear says:

    Tampa second baseman Logan Forsythe gives a high five for 11 days until the Begging Bowl anniversary

  52. Only in a declining society do you see people saying they’re making a sex video for their family. She says she wants to be able to buy anything her son needs.

    http://uproxx.com/webculture/ted-cruz-maury-doppleganger-sextape-porn-star/

    But it doesn’t occur to her that when he gets older he needs her to NOT HAVE BEEN AN INTERNET PORN WHORE. Geez.

    • Such a great story. Good for the officer and the young struggling dad. When we had the twins there were parties where people would give us the double stroller or car seats or other expensive things that have to be bought. And we were older and more established with good jobs. It would be very tough if you’re in a rough spot in life, say in divorce or between jobs with no family support. The joy of having a beautiful baby (or two) would also include fear and worry. This must have been a great relief.

  53. kbdabear says:

    Toot shows off his awesome high school debate team skillz.

    Yes, this fat retard just turned 63 this month

  54. kbdabear says:

  55. Octopus says:

    #whenfatassplaysthevictim 😆

  56. Octopus says:

    Wild game 7 between Chicago and St. Louis. Blues got the bounces — sorry, Abu!

  57. pineapple says:

    Obscure band videos to kill thread.

    Polyphonic Spree

    Freezepop

  58. kbdabear says:

    He doesn’t know nor care who Toot is, wouldn’t pay attention to him even if he did

  59. Abu says:

    CHICAGO DOWN. BLACKHAWKS ARE OOOUUT.

  60. johnberk says:

    I would definitely enjoy a break from the current Trump madness! Go check some haunted house stories!

  61. Octopus says:

    In case you get an incoherent call from a drunken hobo today…

  62. rightymouse says:

    We need a new thread.

  63. pineapple says:

    #2,769th reason that BILLIONS WILL DIE!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!!

    Abundance of foliage!

  64. Because olo says:

    Young Toot.