Charles continues to whine about online critics
Posted: April 19, 2016 Filed under: Animal Farm Lunacy, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs 187 CommentsIt has become the old and tired song by Charles about his critics. He calls them trolls and whines on Twitter about like a cry baby.
I always click on articles about how to deal with Internet trolls, hoping against hope. But they never say anything useful.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) April 20, 2016
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What a coincidence, Chucky never says anything useful either.
Samantha Bee is TBS contribution to the Hillary campaign, nobody watches her proggie hatchet jobs and unfunny skits other than leftover fanbois from The Daily Show
Gawd that was bad. Margaret Cho-bad. Nobody laughed but robots and Chunky. 😦
Cardinals second baseman Kolten Wong says 16 days to the Begging Bowl anniversary
And more importantly — FOUR days until Game of Thrones is back!!!
I have never watched that.
You have four days to binge-watch and be ready, Death. 🙂
It’s a damn entertaining show.
It’s a dreary day in a Denver suburb and our gimpy-legged hero is huddled in the neighborhood public library.
Finding an unoccupied public access computer was a stroke of luck but accessing porn on it is proving to be problematic much to his frustration.
Gus dimly remembers he was supposed to access a computer for something other than porn.
That’s right! His corpulent ponytailed master is requiring a stipend to be donated to his gofundme page!
He quickly pulls up the gofundme page and ponders how much he can afford to donate with the credit card he “borrowed” from his sister.
How many dollars?
10… 20… ?
Credit card fraud in service of his rotund ponytailed master is hungry work.
Gus peers into his rucksack and spots a pile of moldy old White Castle burgers covered with rancid spanish rice he found in a dumpster that morning.
While this would be off-putting to most sane people, Gus is unfazed.
In fact, he has a name for this culinary combination.
After feasting, Gus furtively washes down his meal with Sterno mixed with grape juice.
A “cocktail” Gus calls “Purple Haze”.
The quart of Sterno “cocktail is having its effect. Gus slumps down in the chair as the powerful buzz kicks in…
As Gus slumps in the chair in a Sterno induced stupor, a loud blast of flatulence wings out from his backside.
The noise rouses Gus from his stupor and he looks around wildly to see if he has drawn any attention to himself.
How big was the blast?
Seeing that he’s not being forcibly ejected from the library, Gus figures it was just a
ejected from his backside.
He cautiously peers around but nobody is staring at him with disgust.
Gus sighs with relief.
OK. Enough fooling around.
Gus checks the monitor and sees the 15 year old photo of the stern visage of his ponytailed master glaring out at him from the gofundme page.
He’s ready to donate!
He paws through his rucksack hoping he didn’t lose his sister’s “borrowed” credit card on one of his drunken misadventures.
There it is! He clutches it in his greasy hand with glee!
Gus types in the credit card numbers on the gofundme page with happiness and bliss.
His Rotund Ponytailed Majesty will be most pleased.
Gus’ heart is filled with joy!
Gus’ finger hovers over the “send” button.
As he begins to press, a horrible memory lurches to the forefront of Gus’ pickled brain!
He overextended the credit card chatting with Thai ladyboys using a link from a pop-up at LGF!
The credit card is useless!
The Corpulent Ponytailed Master is expecting his gofundme stipend and if he doesn’t get it, his peevishness will be swift and terrible!
Will our gimpy-legged hero find a way to appease his rotund, ponytailed god-king?!
Will Gus be ground to bits under a firestorm of peevishness?!
To find out, tune in to the next episode of Operetta de Gusano 😆
The preceding episode of Operetta de Gusano sponsored by:
***APPLAUSE***!!!!!!!!!!!
This made my day! 😆
😆 Excellent job, as per usual.
Stewie is damn scary, sometimes. Kid just goes off.
Stewie’s a psychopath.
What the left thinks is witty.
Why is it, for the pro-death types, a question of “control of my/her body” ? Unless we suffer from some disease, we are in control of our bodies — we do no harm to others, we do not steal property, etc. How is this not a question of morality and murder?
I pray the broad who wrote that never has a child.
And 3000 people murdered for Islam is an “accident”.
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/04/20/swedish-minister-calls-911-attacks-accidents.html?intcmp=hpbt4
She’s still saying she was traumatized by her parent’s divorce. Which is a total lie. She was already mean and willful before they divorced according to her mother. And many millions have endured divorce without plunging a knife into a stranger’s guts for no reason. Except just to watch them suffer and die. The only reason she wants out is the same willful rebeliousness that caused her to commit home invasion and participate HAPPILY in mass murders.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/14/board-oks-parole-for-former-manson-cult-member-leslie-van-houten.html?intcmp=ob_article_sidebar_video&intcmp=obnetwork
Here’s my suggestion Ms. Van Houten. Thousands commit suicide every year around the world. You could be one of them. Just sayin’.
Samantha Bee’s idea of witty. She calls her show Full Frontal obviously referring to being a naked woman which I guess makes liberals and 12 yr old boys giggle. Then this:
HELP WALRUSES AND THEIR PENISES
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Once again Walruses and Penis + 12 yr old boy = giggle.
So does this scrunt write any actual comedy? But a 62 yr old with a panus and a ponytail thinks she’s hilarious. Beyond pathetic.
So Samantha Bee is supposed to be a comedienne right? Yet I go to her site and see this. Um isn’t she just a political activist? All I see is politics interspersed with vulgarity. Ha ha. I guess. Looks like comedy for immature losers to me.
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Chunky thinks you’re a racist if you want drunken, out of control illegals sent back to Mexico before they kill our children on the streets.
Hey let’s have unlimited illegal immigration of criminals and tell ourselves we’re open-minded and progressive! And call people who are victims of them bigots.
Chunky defended this piece of crap and called people racist for criticizing him as a WHITE MAN. And his explanation for being white but pretending to be black is that his mom was a slut who effed a lot of black dudes. Uh kay… now he’s outed as a plaigerist. Big surprise. Guy faking being black fakes being an actual writer. Does the left EVER learn a lesson??? EVER????
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/04/19/new-york-daily-news-editor-fired-over-shaun-king-plagiarization-accusations/
And to top it, Fraud a-la-King is blaming Chelsea Clinton. Because if you’re Black, you never have to take responsibility.
You’re WHITE, Get over it.
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/04/19/little-boy-blames-batman-for-lipstick-scribble-on-mirror/
Very similar to Shaun King and Chunky McJohnsuck, blames someone else for their behavior. Except being 2 years old it’s adorable and cute. Not so cute when you’re faking being white or pretending someone made you run a right wing website in your fifies for eight years.
Tough shit libtard women. You have to share a bathroom with men now or you’re a bigot.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/04/19/women-working-amazons-transparent-afraid-complain-gender-neutral-bathrooms/
Next you’ll have to wear a burka or you’re a bigot. When you embrace stupid it’s a slippery slope to loss of rights and a first class ticket to Moron Land.
Evidently a bus caught on fire in Jerusalem. Pretty weird eh? Only 21 people were injured, two critically so no big whoop. Some people caused the fire which was like an explosion but no one knows or cares why they would do that. So don’t ask you fucking racist.
http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2016/04/19/cnn-fails-to-mention-jerusalem-bus-bomb-was-terror-attack/
Opus Dei, again. Twice in two days.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/04/20/pat-boone-snl-parody-gods-not-dead-2-offensive-to-christians-jews-and/?intcmp=hpbt4
Joke you won’t ever see on SNL.
Mohammad walks into a gay bar……
Climate scammers caught in their own ridiculous insular logic. Hilarity ensues.
https://wattsupwiththat.com/2016/04/19/aussie-attorney-general-if-the-climate-science-is-settled-why-do-we-need-research-scientists-to-continue-inquiring-into-the-settled-science/
Sure this is totally normal.
Eating your own placenta is parenting? Oh well for libtards I suppose we should just be happy she didn’t eat the actual child.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/04/20/samantha-bee-dishes-what-goes-on-behind-scenes-at-full-frontal/?intcmp=hpff
Leave it to San Fransicko. Instead of putting in extra restrooms in a park they just put an open air urinal right next to a bus stop with no privacy barrier. Yes so the user actually faces the bus route and everyone on the bus (ladies, children, etc…) gets to watch some guy pull his dick out. IOW instead of building a restroom with normal privacy barriers/stalls they instead are trying to formalize and normalize open defecation and no doubt encourage exhibitionist perversion.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/religious-group-sues-san-francisco-over-open-air-urinal/
And Fatso, nobody cares AGAIN.
Ever notice the way the least-flattering pics Fatass chooses to tweet out of his main twitter-stalking subjects are still better looking than the bloated, greasy-gray visage we last saw him exhibit publicly, around 2009? Mil-YO! 😆
Maybe because they don’t want to be laughed out of business?
Um because you’re an idiot?
Yeh, why stop at successfully hacking federal employee databases when there’s the big prize of Toot’s “correlation tools” to be had?
Ok, Fatso, so why bring it up in the first place??
So. Does Mr. Mossberg have an opinion on the Tubman 20? I mean, like she had GUNZ!!!
Fatso’s followers are likely posting comments in honor of Killgore….
That isn’t what I’m seeing on Twitter. What I’m seeing is all the gun conservatives partaying.
That’s gonna cause some butt-hurt for Fatso & his bog dwellers. 😆
I haven’t seen any of that either.
Fatso making shit up again.
I’m sure it’s out there but not in bulk.
That’s pretty kickass, actually. Let’s go with it! 🙂
That gives me chills. I’d be proud to have that as our new $20 bill.
There are moments over the past 7 years where I see the news and for a minute feel like I’m living in one of the weird parallel universes portrayed on tv shows that are almost the same but slightly different. It’s not a parallel universe in the good way either, where the US is awesome and has technology that is way more advanced and cooler.
Me, too. It’s a very strange country we find ourselves living in, now. Thing is, you could see a lot of this coming based on trends, but now it seems like it happened overnight.
I would imagine that his classmates in elementary school, high school, and other members of the bands that hired him passed that class since Toot is still alive
Here’s a prime example of someone “Suffering Fools Gladly”
Someone not blocked by Toot should reply with this pic without identifying the dork as Toot
You could tell what a clueless dork he was even then. Look at his eyes.
Along with math, science, English, history, and phys ed
This is great! The link in question? LGF
Toot’s getting smacked down tonight.
This is getting too good…… I’ll stop now.
Nailed it!
Wow, he’s into the ditch-weed heavy, tonight…
I, fall… To pieces…
41 minutes ago
We come close to 10 feet.
44 minutes ago
So beautiful.
49 minutes ago
RT @PacificCommand: The nimble MV-22 #Osprey, with high capacity and long range, is ideal for disaster relief efforts @USForcesJapan https:…
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Stop worrying so much.
51 minutes ago
Sad! twitter.com/lgbtnyc015/sta…
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Fucking aye.
55 minutes ago
Bam.
57 minutes ago
So fucking awesome.
57 minutes ago
My days without you.
59 minutes ago
LOLUTZ, fodder for Pakiman Tall Tales tomorrow morning.
omg. Pakimon theater must puzzle it out😜
ESPN fired Curt Schilling because he’s sane. 🤔. Can’t wait to hear the Mike & Mike fag hag lecture in the morning. Oh wait I don’t listen to those girls.
ESPN – Hall of Fame pitcher GOD not welcome. Nancy that wants to steal your wifes panties and high heels – TOTALLY WELCOME!!!
It’s a sad night in a Denver suburb as our gimpy-legged hero squats behind a Walmart dumpster in despair.
His mission to donate to the rotund ponytailed god-king’s gofundme page was a complete failure and Gus fears a banning may be looming.
He ponders this potential fate and existence without the mighty blogger.
It was not that long ago when he… Gus!… was perched atop the LGF “scrotum” pole and master of the lizardoids!
But now, destitute and pathetic, he can almost can hear and feel the crack of the mighty ban stick wielded by a the corpulent ponytailed blogger upon his flesh!
Why do things happen to him?!
He’s always been a loyal lizardoid! He always jumped when Charles issued a command!
When Captain Charles issued an order it was not only, “Aye aye Captain Charles!”, it was
Aye
Just look at him now.
A complete failure.
Gus struggles to find a comparison to his current status.
Gus chugs down some Sterno to help pull himself together.
The magic elixir quickly steadies Gus’ nerves.
The Sterno induced buzz quickly instills confidence in our gimpy-legged hero!
He will dodge the mighty ban stick!
This disaster will be relieved!
He will be like, like…
Gus slumps to the ground. His eyes close and he can see in what’s left of his mind’s eye images of himself deftly evading the angry swings of the fearsome ban stick wielded by a peevish and enraged rotund ponytailed blogger!
The images bring a smile to Gus’ cracked and chapped lips.
Gus dimly realizes that dodging the mighty ban stick is not enough.
He must calm and appease the angry corpulent ponytailed blogger as well!
But to talk and reason with the angry rotund ponytailed god-king!
How close does he dare get to the waddling blob of angry ponytailed flesh swinging and flailing the mighty ban stick like a fat kid swatting at a swarm of angry bees?
Gus quickly decides!
Gus sees that the corpulent ponytailed blogger has stopped.
He’s bent over gasping for air, a blast of Cheetos dust chuffing from his mouth like steam ejected from an overworked and overpressured stem locomotive.
Gus approaches cautiously and tentatively squeaks, “Master? Will you forgive me for failing to donate to your gofundme page? It was those Thai ladyboys! I couldn’t resist! I… I…”
The corpulent ponytailed blogger is still hunched over gasping for breath. He raises his hand indicating Gus should stop his bleat.
He then beckons for Gus to come closer.
Gus sidles carefully towards the corpulent ponytailed blogger and draws close.
The overpowering smell of sweat and stale Cheetos fill Gus’ nostrils.
Gus is mere inches away. he drops to his knees and supplication.
As Gus watches frozen fear, The rotund ponytailed blogger rears up and glares at him with rage-filled beady and piggish eyes.
The fat ponytailed blogger raises his mighty ban stick and swings down and Gus’ ears are filled with the roar of “I bid you adieu!!!!!”
Gus awakes with a start, trembling with fear and horror.
All is lost and he knows it.
The mighty and corpulent ponytailed god-king is an unforgiving master.
Gus curls up on the urine soaked back alley floor and begins to weep.
Will our gimpy-legged hero shake his despair? Will the fat ponytailed has-been actually smite him with his ban stick? To find out, tune in to the next episode of Operetta de Gusano 😆
Yer killing me here! 😆
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Sidenote: Sorry for the typos. I got a late start and I was in a hurry to finish before Gus awoke from his nightly Sterno and ditch-weed induced coma and began his daily tweet-bleating routine. 😀
Typos don’t detract from the genius of the operetta. 🙂
Chunksplaining to Gus.
For your amusement:
Now I… Pakimon!… Own the sidebar!
MWAHAHAHAHA etc. 😀
So last night I’m bingeing on Better Call Saul on Netflix and suddenly I get network error. Internet’s dead. So I check the cable and it’s dead too. It was 12:10 am. So I call into Time Warner and update my bill just in case the missus (who was asleep) didn’t pay it. But that wasn’t the issue. They told me the local “hub” was down and they had technicians working on it. But their recording said something about “maintenance”. The Puerto Ricans answering the phones obviously have only a hazy explanation and won’t say whether the outage is intentional or not. Over an hour later still no service and finally I fell asleep. When I woke up at 4:30 am everything’s back up. Does this make any sense? I work for a big corporation and we have failovers and backups that prevent a major outage like that on our website. The Chicoms could nuke Boston and our stuffs backed up in 7 different locations around the country. There would be no outage. And so close to midnight it’s almost like they purposely wanted to confuse people that it was a problem with payment which I know from experience is when they pull the plug if you pay too late. I don’t know much about that business but why can’t they move over to a back up system, make the changes and slide over seemlessly? I was able to watch shows on the DVR but Chopped reruns are a sad stand in for the excellent Better Call Saul.
Our service does the same thing. Nothing will load, I look at the time and it’s either 11pm or 12am sharp. Down for about 6 or 7 minutes then everything is fine again. Happens a couple of times a month.
Have been recording what we watch lately so we can skip thru the ads. My attention span has been so shortened by the web that I can barely stand commercials anymore. I’m looking forward to a chip implant so I can have everything just beamed into the back of my eyelids at whim. Watch while I’m asleep, etc.
🙂
Chunk has three ways to starve!
So if I visit Virginia with my family my wife and daughters have to use the bathroom with this guy in there?
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 😯
I think that’s Chunky! 😯
Federal Park Ranger turns out to be Libtard moron. Tells a bunch of stupid lies to tourists as if they don’t know more than an idiot like her about the founding of the nation and the Constitution. Only in Obungle’s America. She seems like a shoo in for a guest post at LGF. She describes herself as a COO (Chief of Operations). Just think how idiotic her underlings are.
https://pjmedia.com/jchristianadams/2016/04/19/philadelphia-story-federal-park-ranger-mocks-constitution-at-its-birthplace/
Terrible! She should be fired.
Stupid bitch earns 95K a year with lots of bennies. Probably has better job security than The Pope
Kyle Seager of the Mariners reminding us it’s 15 days to the Begging Bowl anniversary
Seems that all Prince videos have been scrubbed by YouTube so I’ll post a song he wrote. Incredible songwriter and a very good musician.
RIP Prince
Just saw that Prince died. How awful!!
And Toot gets a REAL donation so he can make another “anonymous” donation of $50 to himself!
Watch it be something like $10 through PayPal. (I feel like saying “just remember – he’s been known to out people using this information when they piss him off.”
She donated $50 to the GoFundMe Begging Bowl
A Fool and Her Money…
Let’s wait and see if an Anonymous donation shows up in a few days…..
Well, she was VERY smart not to use PayPal.
“Donate”
He makes it sound like they can take it off their taxes.
Damn sad day, with Prince passing. He was a unique artist, and an incredible live performer — I saw him twice in the ’80’s, as my wife was a fanatic. It was common knowledge that he played all the instruments on his albums, and was a megalomaniac about a lot of things — he was deeply weird, along with being a genius. Not like an evil, diabolical weird…just kind of out there, bordering on creepy at times. But I never listened to an album of his without having to admit at some point, what the hell, this is an AMAZING SONG!
Like Dylan, Prince refused to let Youtube have his original music. I don’t get that, but it’s their product, so I’m sure they have their reasons. I just download whatever I want off the torrent sites, at this point. I’ve spent enough money on music to last anyone’s lifetime.
If I could, I’d post the song, “Lady Cabdriver,” from “1999.” That was a double album full of hits, but for some reason, I had that song on one of workout playlists forever. Might be my favorite Prince song.
RIP, Purple Weird One.
Tipping a bourbon to him now. Jam out in heaven ya crazy weird freak! 😢
We listened to some Prince tonight around the dinner table, eating homemade Hawaiian pizza and sipping on homebrew beer. What a pop music whiz. So many hits, and touched on so many styles on rock-funk-blues spectrum. I actually teared-up, on the song “Purple Rain,” much to the amusement of the kids. Heartless brats. 😉
When you’ve got Steve Winwood playing in your backup band, you know you’re good. Prince was one talented guy.
What, he didn’t ask Toot to jam with him?
Wow
That guitar solo illustrates the difference between a real musician, and a crappy, soulless hack like Fatass McDumbth. I remember watching that live, nearly falling out of my safety-recliner. 😆
RIP to a very talented musician and guitarist who for some reason Toot never played with..
The guitar playing in that song is amazing.
It’s said that Prince has hundreds of hours of finished music that hasn’t been released. Considering that he has had his own studio forever, and doesn’t need to hire musicians if he doesn’t feel like it, and is megalomaniacal about everything, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised. I hope to hear some great stuff from the vaults, in coming years. If I live, I mean — I’m the same age as Prince, so I’d better start keeping an eye out for Da Reaper Man. 😯
My hearing ain’t so goot.
Another Preacherman
I saw Tina Turner in a small venue in Detroit, just as her comeback was happening in the ’80’s. She was incredible. I never saw a female performer come close to the show she put on that night, and I’ve seen most of them. She killed on every song, singing and dancing. This was well after she’d split with Ike. Just amazing.
This…
Bob Seger said this performance on “Sonny And Cher” inspired him to put “Nutbush City Limits” into his live show, which became one of the biggest hits on his monster live album. I can see why he was moved.
Do it, Charles.
Tell us how you were a yuuuge fan…..
Toot played on “Reach For It” with Sheila E. who performed with Prince so he was practically in Prince’s inner circle
At least that’s who Toot’s 10 degrees of separation works
Ooh, I forgot about that! Expect several tweets revolving on that theme today. 😆
When I saw Fatso’s unattractive, odd face mugging for the camera in the Duke gif above in this thread, I realized, yet again, what an awkward, sad dork he really is. I’d feel sorry for him except he’s a total asshole too.
I know, ‘Mouse. You almost feel bad, kicking a pathetic loser like Chunky while he’s down. Then you read another one of his assholish tweets, and lies about this and that, and you have to line up for just one more kick at his enormous ass. 😆
Toot makes a wild assumption and uses Prince’s untimely death to bash Breitbart
And as usual provides no examples
Whatever you do, don’t read that comments because you’ll find out that Toot is lying
Look at the sad excuse for a human being, trying to score re-tweets off of Prince’s untimely death. What a pathetic loser!
None of Prince’s recordings on Youtube, but he wrote Sinead O’Connor’s only top 40 hit
That’s not my favorite Prince song by a longshot, but his version is better than hers, imho. It was on his greatest hits CD.
“Fox News asks Stacey Dash to eulogize Prince: ‘You didn’t look at him as a black artist’”
Spot on Stacey…..
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/fox-news-asks-stacey-dash-to-eulogize-prince-you-didnt-look-at-him-as-a-black-artist/
There are similar artists who fall in that category besides Prince such as Jimi Hendrix, Living Colour, Joan Armatrading, Lenny Kravitz, Phil Lynott, Tracy Chapman, Charley Pride etc…..
Two of my favorites in your list are Jimi Hendrix and Tracy Chapman – for very different reasons that have nothing to do with what they look like. Only liberals are hung up on skin color. I could care less as do most people.
No, Boy. You said Bowie’s death was the worst day ever. You have to wait at least six months, to have another Worst Day Ever.
Maybe he’s just a drama queen. 🙄
That’s in the realm of possibility.
Translation…….. get over there and read them! Fatso is such a phony.
Whoops…… thread challenged.
I guess you must have missed your tolerant buddies on the left, when Scott Walker tweeted his sadness at Prince’s passing:
http://twitchy.com/2016/04/21/prince-hated-people-like-you-tolerant-libs-flip-out-at-scott-walkers-prince-tribute/
Now FOAD, you opportunistic walking turd.
Notice you get replies from your usual band of Twitter nobodies. Doesn’t anybody think you’re relevant anymore?
Except…there isn’t any warming. The satellites don’t lie. Only the jiggered, processed and cherry-picked readings from carefully-placed (by the commercial ac units outside buildings) show any kind of infinitesimal warming. So, shut up. Please shut up.
What’s this, #1,563 on the list of reasons that show OUR ULTIMATE DEMISE? Jesus, It’s become tiresome.
Global Warming alarmist idiots like Fatso just need to stop it.
Artistinal Warmening. <<<<<< ROTATING TITLE?
Intestinal Warmening.
Too many Flaming Hot Cheetos
🙂
Teh hockey is making me crazy, mon. If we hit one more post, I’m going to die of frustration. 😯
Intestinal worming. Tapeworms are grody.
Toot air drummed along with 1999 one time, so that probably counts as having played with him, right?
Octo, I’ll be checking in on yo’ Wings between Cubs innings. My Hawks are up against the same situation later. Gotta win tonight to put doubt in the opponemt’s minds. Then win 2 more in a row. My guys are tired after playing long seasons/Olympics for the last 7 years.
I guess this is why they call it the “postseason,” Abu. We hit two posts in the last ten minutes of the last game, that would have put us ahead at home. Two more posts in the first period tonight. I’m losing my shit, frankly.
This race baiting zombie douchebag was asked …”By a show of fingers how many living brain cells do you have?” It was also his response when they asked him what chance he had to become the Mayor of Baltimore.
Looking around NRO I see where some writer called Fatso a liar. Fatso is really elated that he got mentioned in the mighty NRO, he is beside himself!
Poor Fatso also realizes how insignificant he is because said writer blocked him ages ago (maybe because of his lying?).
Typically journalists and bloggers won’t block the hated opposition when they have some (even minimal) political power or influence.
Fatso has nothing……. no one cares…… BLOCKED.
Fatso says he’s going to demand a retraction (LOL)…… how is he going to do that though… use NRO’s comment section?
Actually if this is the article I’m thinking of, all he said he was being asked by Congressional staffers about the fabrications of LGF, and that mentioned only in context of bothersome crap he deals with. That was it. End of story. A throw-away sentence if there ever was one.
Yes….. there is a shit load of comments for that article. I loaded about 10 pages of comments and did a text search on these words. “LGF” zero “Footballs” zero “Johnson” zero.
Moron dull-eyed chimp like creatures in Chicago watch a man in peril and unable to help himself get ran over and killed by a cab. For no reason. He’d been robbed and beaten. Because they’re like proto-human children. I think my dog would have shown more concern.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/21/dying-chicago-man-gets-pickpocketed-left-for-dead-on-street-corner-lawyer-says.html?intcmp=hpbt4
It’s these low life thugs that deserve to be shot in Chicago, hopefully they will, and soon.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/21/girl-15-dies-after-assault-in-delaware-hs-bathroom.html?intcmp=hplnws
Wilmington, Delaware. That’s also where this happened.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/06/17/bored-oklahoma-teen-gets-life-in-prison-for-killing-australian-baseball-player.html
So anyway I think I’ve spent about 50 grand sending my twin daughters to private prep school. They’re alive doing homework and working on choir music. Not dead with a thug’s shiv in their sternum being autopsied. You can’t really put a price on that.
I spent a similar amount on my two girls, for my wife’s Catholic high school. They are both college grads now. They thank us repeatedly, for sending them to such a good school, that pushed them towards achievement in the absence of sexual tension. Not saying it’s the only way, but it’s a way that works for a lot of females.
http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/drinks/news/a43814/sam-adams-jim-koch-memoir/
I’m brewing my own beer. I might post some brewing articles, if nobody is too put out. Let me know.
You should go to the Mothership and look for ColdWarrior.
He is always brewing up interesting beers.
Does it come out good? How easy is it to screw it up? Is it worth it? We tried to make wine once. I will never be that desperate to have to resort to that ^&9%4)% again.
Please do!
That was me on my iPad. Short reason is I’m a spaz.
What are you going to name this brew?
Maybe…….
Octohopto Homemade Brew
A Yeast Fit For A King Ale
Michigan Vagina Stout
Really Bad Tasting IPA
…or not.
As sure as the sun rises in the east, Toot yammers about imaginary “hatefests”. All I’ve seen from the conservative blogs about Prince has been glowing tributes and RIPs
Toot has lots of imaginary friends, stands to reason he’d have lots of imaginary enemies
Why would the right-wing hate Prince?
Tipper Gore didn’t like him, and I’m pretty sure she’s a Democrat.
He’s the worst liberal idiot. Because he can’t argue ideas his only recourse is to make these moron pretensions that anyone with a different ideology from Progturdism is thereby dismisseble and dehumanized as a racist. Easy peasey lazy fat man method. Which is why even liberals have no respect for him. Any idiot can do that.
It’s a cold and rainy night in a Denver suburb back alley and our gimpy-legged hero is pondering his strategy on appeasing the ponytailed fat man.
No matter how much peevishness and petulance is directed his way, Gus shall remain as meek as a kitten.
Gus figures if he texts this picture to the rotund ponytailed god-king, it’ll establish his political bona fides and at least buy him some time.
Thank Gaia for his trusty Obamaphone!
Next, he’ll text this picture to show how contrite he is about failing to donate to his corpulent ponytailed master’s gofundme page!
Gus hits send and waits.
The minutes tick by but no responce from the husky ponytailed blogger.
Gus is growing impatient and angry.
All that effort and groveling and he’s just being ignored!
It’s
Gus has had enough. Rage fills his heart!
No more groveling and sniveling!
He is Gus!
Argentinian and long-time lizardoid!
Gus chugs a quart of Sterno cocktail to fortify his resolve.
Gus is going to go on LGF and tell that ponytailed fat bastard what he can plant on his (Gus’) smelly, unemployed ass!
A feeling of Sterno fueled power and confidence surges through Gus!
He’s going to stand up to the husky ponytailed blogger on his home turf and let him have it!
The lizardoids will be in awe of his bravery and moxie.
Why… they might even usurp the ponytailed fat man and proclaim him King!
The thought fills Gus’ percolated brain with joy!
As Gus drunkenly lurches toward the public library to get on a computer to execute his plan, A tiny voice from a dim recess of his pickled brain calls out, “This is not going to end well!”
He is past caring.
Gus giggles and promptly dispatches a reply
The tiny voice persists and asks, “Do you really want to do this? You have so much left to give to the LGF community!”
Gus snorts in contempt as he lurches towards the library and its free computer and internet access.
Gus is done giving to that fat ponytailed bastard.
Gus is now in the business of not giving!
His first order of business is to fire off a “not giving” reply to the tiny voice
Gus stumbles up to the library only to find the doors firmly locked.
He wails in frustration and begins to bang on the locked doors with his greasy fists.
The racket catches the attention of a passing police cruiser.
It slows and comes to a stop in front of the library.
The beam of a powerful spotlight stabs out from the darkness, illuminating Gus’ wretched frame and the grease marks smeared on the library front doors from his incessant pounding…
Will Gus lock horns with the obese ponytailed master of LGF?!
Will Gus get tossed in the drunk tank… Again?!
To find out, stay tuned for the next episode of Operetta de Gusano 😆
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Heh.
Three episodes of Operetta de Gusano on one thread.
Must be some kind of record. 😀
Bravo! Laughed so hard!!!! 😆
Very creative Pakimon.
Thank gosh you have that drone to follow Gus around as he peeps in teenager’s windows, stumbles around garbage strewn allies looking for dinner and gets ear boxed by irritable cops while high (actually sick) on stereo.