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Charles continues to whine about online critics

Posted: April 19, 2016 | Author: | Filed under: Animal Farm Lunacy, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: , , , |187 Comments

It has become the old and tired song by Charles about his critics. He calls them trolls and whines on Twitter about like a cry baby.

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Charles hates free speech.

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187 Comments on “Charles continues to whine about online critics”

  1. windbag says:
    April 19, 2016 at 11:39 pm

    What a coincidence, Chucky never says anything useful either.

  2. kbdabear says:
    April 20, 2016 at 12:47 am

    Samantha Bee is TBS contribution to the Hillary campaign, nobody watches her proggie hatchet jobs and unfunny skits other than leftover fanbois from The Daily Show

  3. kbdabear says:
    April 20, 2016 at 12:51 am

    Cardinals second baseman Kolten Wong says 16 days to the Begging Bowl anniversary

  4. Pakimon says:
    April 20, 2016 at 3:49 am

    It’s a dreary day in a Denver suburb and our gimpy-legged hero is huddled in the neighborhood public library.

    Finding an unoccupied public access computer was a stroke of luck but accessing porn on it is proving to be problematic much to his frustration.

    • Pakimon says:
      April 20, 2016 at 3:56 am

      Gus dimly remembers he was supposed to access a computer for something other than porn.

      That’s right! His corpulent ponytailed master is requiring a stipend to be donated to his gofundme page!

      He quickly pulls up the gofundme page and ponders how much he can afford to donate with the credit card he “borrowed” from his sister.

      How many dollars?

      10… 20… ?

    • Pakimon says:
      April 20, 2016 at 4:01 am

      Credit card fraud in service of his rotund ponytailed master is hungry work.

      Gus peers into his rucksack and spots a pile of moldy old White Castle burgers covered with rancid spanish rice he found in a dumpster that morning.

      While this would be off-putting to most sane people, Gus is unfazed.

      In fact, he has a name for this culinary combination.

    • Pakimon says:
      April 20, 2016 at 4:06 am

      After feasting, Gus furtively washes down his meal with Sterno mixed with grape juice.

      A “cocktail” Gus calls “Purple Haze”.

    • Pakimon says:
      April 20, 2016 at 4:09 am

      The quart of Sterno “cocktail is having its effect. Gus slumps down in the chair as the powerful buzz kicks in…

    • Pakimon says:
      April 20, 2016 at 4:16 am

      As Gus slumps in the chair in a Sterno induced stupor, a loud blast of flatulence wings out from his backside.

      The noise rouses Gus from his stupor and he looks around wildly to see if he has drawn any attention to himself.

      How big was the blast?

      Seeing that he’s not being forcibly ejected from the library, Gus figures it was just a

      ejected from his backside.

    • Pakimon says:
      April 20, 2016 at 4:19 am

      He cautiously peers around but nobody is staring at him with disgust.

      Gus sighs with relief.

    • Pakimon says:
      April 20, 2016 at 4:25 am

      OK. Enough fooling around.

      Gus checks the monitor and sees the 15 year old photo of the stern visage of his ponytailed master glaring out at him from the gofundme page.

      He’s ready to donate!

      He paws through his rucksack hoping he didn’t lose his sister’s “borrowed” credit card on one of his drunken misadventures.

      There it is! He clutches it in his greasy hand with glee!

    • Pakimon says:
      April 20, 2016 at 4:28 am

      Gus types in the credit card numbers on the gofundme page with happiness and bliss.

      His Rotund Ponytailed Majesty will be most pleased.

      Gus’ heart is filled with joy!

    • Pakimon says:
      April 20, 2016 at 4:35 am

      Gus’ finger hovers over the “send” button.

      As he begins to press, a horrible memory lurches to the forefront of Gus’ pickled brain!

      He overextended the credit card chatting with Thai ladyboys using a link from a pop-up at LGF!

      The credit card is useless!

      The Corpulent Ponytailed Master is expecting his gofundme stipend and if he doesn’t get it, his peevishness will be swift and terrible!

  5. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 9:38 am

    What the left thinks is witty.

    • icekoldebassman says:
      April 20, 2016 at 12:36 pm

      Why is it, for the pro-death types, a question of “control of my/her body” ? Unless we suffer from some disease, we are in control of our bodies — we do no harm to others, we do not steal property, etc. How is this not a question of morality and murder?

    • rightymouse says:
      April 20, 2016 at 5:22 pm

      I pray the broad who wrote that never has a child.

  6. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 9:40 am

    And 3000 people murdered for Islam is an “accident”.

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/04/20/swedish-minister-calls-911-attacks-accidents.html?intcmp=hpbt4

  7. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 9:48 am

    She’s still saying she was traumatized by her parent’s divorce. Which is a total lie. She was already mean and willful before they divorced according to her mother. And many millions have endured divorce without plunging a knife into a stranger’s guts for no reason. Except just to watch them suffer and die. The only reason she wants out is the same willful rebeliousness that caused her to commit home invasion and participate HAPPILY in mass murders.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/14/board-oks-parole-for-former-manson-cult-member-leslie-van-houten.html?intcmp=ob_article_sidebar_video&intcmp=obnetwork

  8. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 9:59 am

    Samantha Bee’s Preview of the New York Primary Was Hilarious lgf.bz/1S9Jdqi https://t.co/hRJChNjpuG
    10 hours ago

    Samantha Bee’s idea of witty. She calls her show Full Frontal obviously referring to being a naked woman which I guess makes liberals and 12 yr old boys giggle. Then this:

    HELP WALRUSES AND THEIR PENISES
    READ MORE

    Once again Walruses and Penis + 12 yr old boy = giggle.

    So does this scrunt write any actual comedy? But a 62 yr old with a panus and a ponytail thinks she’s hilarious. Beyond pathetic.

  9. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 10:12 am

    So Samantha Bee is supposed to be a comedienne right? Yet I go to her site and see this. Um isn’t she just a political activist? All I see is politics interspersed with vulgarity. Ha ha. I guess. Looks like comedy for immature losers to me.

    ACT 1: P1
    NEW YORK PRIMARIES PART 1
    John Kasich leaves no sandwich undevoured or Jewish person uncondescended to. Plus: Trump, promises, of all things, winning. VIEW
    nextprev••••
    EPISODE 8 | APR 11, 2016
    ACT 1
    WHAT THE HELL ARE SUPERDELEGATES?
    Shadowy, unaccountable threats to the democratic process or, you know, kind of the opposite? VIEW
    nextprev
    VACATION EXTRA | APR 4, 2016
    VACATION EXTRA
    TEAM CRUZ
    Who are some of Ted Cruz’s biggest fans? Prepared to not be surprised in the slightest. VIEW

  10. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 10:20 am

    Mother of Daughter Killed by Illegal: His Bail Was ‘Less Than it Cost to Bury My Baby’
    The mother of a recent college graduate who was killed by an illegal immigrant who later absconded after posting bail and remains at large, offered emotional testimony Tuesday before a House panel.

    Michelle Root, the mother of 21-year old Sarah Root, spoke about the devastation of losing her daughter at the hands of Eswin Mejia, an illegal immigrant who killed Root while street-racing drunk. Mejia was able to flee when Immigration and Customs Enforcement declined to detain him and he was able to post bail.

    “Eswin spent four days in jail and is believed to have fled the country,” Michelle Root said. “He posted $5,000 bond, which was less than the cost it was to bury my daughter Sarah. Because of the lack of controls, the police, immigration, U.S. Marshals and law enforcement have little or no information on his whereabouts.”

    Chunky thinks you’re a racist if you want drunken, out of control illegals sent back to Mexico before they kill our children on the streets.

  11. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 10:26 am

    Hey let’s have unlimited illegal immigration of criminals and tell ourselves we’re open-minded and progressive! And call people who are victims of them bigots.

    Mother of Son Murdered by an Illegal Breaks Down in Tears Before Congress, Begging for Immigration Enforcement

    The mother of a teenage son who was tortured and murdered by an illegal immigrant broke down in tears Tuesday before a House panel, begging for the government to enforce immigration law.

    Laura Wilkerson, the mother of Josh Wilkerson, described in vivid detail the manner in which Hermilo Vildo Moralez, an illegal immigrant, beat, tortured, and eventually killed her son Josh then went to a movie.In emotional testimony before the House Immigration and Border Subcommittee, Wilkerson expressed frustration that the problem of illegal immigration has not been fixed since the last time she testified before Congress in July 2015.

    “Nothing has been done about it. We can have hearing after hearing, after hearing, after hearing until there is action we’re just talking,” Wilkerson said.

    “I see this America government scrambling over themselves to pretend to care about American families and instead you give away every bit of America to people who have broken our laws entering this country,” she added. “Then on to break other laws.”

    Wilkerson addressed the opening comments of the Democrats on the panel, arguing that the fear of being deported is nothing compared to losing a child to torture and death.

    “You want to know what fear is? When somebody reaches into your house and grabs your littlest kid and tortures them. You’re afraid of everything for a long time. I could care less about the fear that they put themselves in. I didn’t bring my kid across a border,” she said, noting if she sent him across the border alone — as in the case of the tens of thousands of unaccompanied minors who have entered the U.S. illegally in recent year — she would be charged with child neglect.

    “I did not put my kid in harms way when he went to school that day,” she said, in reference to the last time she saw her son. “You did, everyone of you is elected by an American. It is time for you to stand in the gap for Americans.”

  12. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 10:34 am

    Chunky defended this piece of crap and called people racist for criticizing him as a WHITE MAN. And his explanation for being white but pretending to be black is that his mom was a slut who effed a lot of black dudes. Uh kay… now he’s outed as a plaigerist. Big surprise. Guy faking being black fakes being an actual writer. Does the left EVER learn a lesson??? EVER????

    http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/04/19/new-york-daily-news-editor-fired-over-shaun-king-plagiarization-accusations/

    • Arachne says:
      April 20, 2016 at 2:13 pm

      And to top it, Fraud a-la-King is blaming Chelsea Clinton. Because if you’re Black, you never have to take responsibility.

      You’re WHITE, Get over it.

  13. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 10:40 am

    http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/04/19/little-boy-blames-batman-for-lipstick-scribble-on-mirror/

    Very similar to Shaun King and Chunky McJohnsuck, blames someone else for their behavior. Except being 2 years old it’s adorable and cute. Not so cute when you’re faking being white or pretending someone made you run a right wing website in your fifies for eight years.

  14. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 10:46 am

    Tough shit libtard women. You have to share a bathroom with men now or you’re a bigot.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/04/19/women-working-amazons-transparent-afraid-complain-gender-neutral-bathrooms/

    Next you’ll have to wear a burka or you’re a bigot. When you embrace stupid it’s a slippery slope to loss of rights and a first class ticket to Moron Land.

  15. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 10:57 am

    Evidently a bus caught on fire in Jerusalem. Pretty weird eh? Only 21 people were injured, two critically so no big whoop. Some people caused the fire which was like an explosion but no one knows or cares why they would do that. So don’t ask you fucking racist.

    TEL AVIV – Pro-Israel groups slammed CNN over a headline that failed to mention that a bus explosion in Jerusalem was a terrorist attack.

    “Bus fire in Jerusalem injures at least 21, police say,” the headline read.

    Dexter Van Zile, a fellow at the Committee for Accuracy in Middle East Reporting in America (CAMERA), said, “It’s universally understood that this was a terrorist attack. CNN needs to get on the shtick and change the headline.”

    At least 21 people were wounded, two of them critically, when a massive blast ripped through a bus driving through the city during rush hour on Monday evening.

    Initially, there was confusion regarding the nature of the incident, with some reports saying it was a criminal and not a terrorist act. However, Jerusalem Police Chief Yoram Levy confirmed, “There is no doubt that this is a terror attack,” – a message reiterated by both the president and Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

    “CNN is an important news organization and it owes its readership, the victims, and itself to get the story right,” Rabbi Abraham Cooper, associate dean of Jewish human rights group the Simon Wiesenthal Center, told the Algemeiner.

    http://www.breitbart.com/jerusalem/2016/04/19/cnn-fails-to-mention-jerusalem-bus-bomb-was-terror-attack/

  16. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 11:11 am

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/04/20/pat-boone-snl-parody-gods-not-dead-2-offensive-to-christians-jews-and/?intcmp=hpbt4

    Joke you won’t ever see on SNL.

    Mohammad walks into a gay bar……

  17. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    Climate scammers caught in their own ridiculous insular logic. Hilarity ensues.

    Aussie Attorney General: “If the [climate] science is settled, why do we need research scientists to continue inquiring into the settled science?”

    https://wattsupwiththat.com/2016/04/19/aussie-attorney-general-if-the-climate-science-is-settled-why-do-we-need-research-scientists-to-continue-inquiring-into-the-settled-science/

  18. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Sure this is totally normal.

    One woman she said she could not do the show without is Harkin. Bee demanded her longtime friend join her to work on the series, and the two reflected on their relationship outside of work.

    “I couldn’t do a show if Allana didn’t work on it,” Bee said.

    Harkin recalled leaning on Bee for parenting advice. Harkin said Bee convinced her to eat the placenta after giving birth, something Bee admits she did.

    “Sam said ‘it might make you a little high… And I was so high,” she said laughing

    Eating your own placenta is parenting? Oh well for libtards I suppose we should just be happy she didn’t eat the actual child.

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/04/20/samantha-bee-dishes-what-goes-on-behind-scenes-at-full-frontal/?intcmp=hpff

  19. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 2:48 pm

    Leave it to San Fransicko. Instead of putting in extra restrooms in a park they just put an open air urinal right next to a bus stop with no privacy barrier. Yes so the user actually faces the bus route and everyone on the bus (ladies, children, etc…) gets to watch some guy pull his dick out. IOW instead of building a restroom with normal privacy barriers/stalls they instead are trying to formalize and normalize open defecation and no doubt encourage exhibitionist perversion.

    The City Attorney’s office said in a statement that it will defend against the litigation and pointed out the 16-acre park is well-known for its “counter culture, immodest sunbathers, pot brownie vendors, spectacular city views, and famously irreverent ‘Hunky Jesus’ contest.”

    The office said residents advocated for the facility, called a “pissoir,” to stop people from urinating on walls, bushes and sidewalks.

    “If I had to predict the top 100 things in Dolores Park likely to offend these plaintiffs, I wouldn’t have guessed that this would make the cut,” City Attorney spokesman Matt Dorsey said in the statement.There have been several formal complaints against the urinal, reports CBS San Francisco. Last month, the Pacific Justice Institute, a conservative legal defense nonprofit, sent a cease-and-desist letter to the city about the urinal project, saying it violates the privacy rights of both users and those forced to watch them.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/religious-group-sues-san-francisco-over-open-air-urinal/

  20. pineapple says:
    April 20, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    And Fatso, nobody cares AGAIN.

    • Octopus says:
      April 20, 2016 at 3:48 pm

      Ever notice the way the least-flattering pics Fatass chooses to tweet out of his main twitter-stalking subjects are still better looking than the bloated, greasy-gray visage we last saw him exhibit publicly, around 2009? Mil-YO! 😆

    • kbdabear says:
      April 20, 2016 at 4:35 pm

      Maybe because they don’t want to be laughed out of business?

  21. Because you're dumb says:
    April 20, 2016 at 4:07 pm

    Why isn’t it front page news when the leading candidate for president openly associates with white supremacists? lgf.bz/1VkiqKt
    46 minutes ago

    Um because you’re an idiot?

  22. kbdabear says:
    April 20, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    Yeh, why stop at successfully hacking federal employee databases when there’s the big prize of Toot’s “correlation tools” to be had?

  23. Because olo says:
    April 20, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    So. Does Mr. Mossberg have an opinion on the Tubman 20? I mean, like she had GUNZ!!!

  24. kbdabear says:
    April 20, 2016 at 10:49 pm

    I would imagine that his classmates in elementary school, high school, and other members of the bands that hired him passed that class since Toot is still alive

  25. pineapple says:
    April 21, 2016 at 12:20 am

    This is great! The link in question? LGF

  26. Octopus says:
    April 21, 2016 at 12:59 am

    Wow, he’s into the ditch-weed heavy, tonight…

    I, fall… To pieces…
    41 minutes ago
    We come close to 10 feet.
    44 minutes ago
    So beautiful.
    49 minutes ago
    RT @PacificCommand: The nimble MV-22 #Osprey, with high capacity and long range, is ideal for disaster relief efforts @USForcesJapan https:…
    51 minutes ago
    Stop worrying so much.
    51 minutes ago
    Sad! twitter.com/lgbtnyc015/sta…
    53 minutes ago
    Fucking aye.
    55 minutes ago
    Bam.
    57 minutes ago
    So fucking awesome.
    57 minutes ago
    My days without you.
    59 minutes ago

  27. b cuz the world iz round says:
    April 21, 2016 at 6:04 am

    ESPN fired Curt Schilling because he’s sane. 🤔. Can’t wait to hear the Mike & Mike fag hag lecture in the morning. Oh wait I don’t listen to those girls.

  28. dum dee dum dum, dum dee du...oh never mind says:
    April 21, 2016 at 6:16 am

    ESPN – Hall of Fame pitcher GOD not welcome. Nancy that wants to steal your wifes panties and high heels – TOTALLY WELCOME!!!

  29. Pakimon says:
    April 21, 2016 at 9:17 am

    It’s a sad night in a Denver suburb as our gimpy-legged hero squats behind a Walmart dumpster in despair.

    His mission to donate to the rotund ponytailed god-king’s gofundme page was a complete failure and Gus fears a banning may be looming.

    He ponders this potential fate and existence without the mighty blogger.

    • Pakimon says:
      April 21, 2016 at 9:19 am

      It was not that long ago when he… Gus!… was perched atop the LGF “scrotum” pole and master of the lizardoids!

    • Pakimon says:
      April 21, 2016 at 9:21 am

      But now, destitute and pathetic, he can almost can hear and feel the crack of the mighty ban stick wielded by a the corpulent ponytailed blogger upon his flesh!

    • Pakimon says:
      April 21, 2016 at 9:25 am

      Why do things happen to him?!

      He’s always been a loyal lizardoid! He always jumped when Charles issued a command!

      When Captain Charles issued an order it was not only, “Aye aye Captain Charles!”, it was

      Aye

    • Pakimon says:
      April 21, 2016 at 9:28 am

      Just look at him now.

      A complete failure.

      Gus struggles to find a comparison to his current status.

    • Pakimon says:
      April 21, 2016 at 9:31 am

      Gus chugs down some Sterno to help pull himself together.

      The magic elixir quickly steadies Gus’ nerves.

    • Pakimon says:
      April 21, 2016 at 9:34 am

      The Sterno induced buzz quickly instills confidence in our gimpy-legged hero!

      He will dodge the mighty ban stick!

      This disaster will be relieved!

      He will be like, like…

    • Pakimon says:
      April 21, 2016 at 9:38 am

      Gus slumps to the ground. His eyes close and he can see in what’s left of his mind’s eye images of himself deftly evading the angry swings of the fearsome ban stick wielded by a peevish and enraged rotund ponytailed blogger!

      The images bring a smile to Gus’ cracked and chapped lips.

    • Pakimon says:
      April 21, 2016 at 9:44 am

      Gus dimly realizes that dodging the mighty ban stick is not enough.

      He must calm and appease the angry corpulent ponytailed blogger as well!

      But to talk and reason with the angry rotund ponytailed god-king!

      How close does he dare get to the waddling blob of angry ponytailed flesh swinging and flailing the mighty ban stick like a fat kid swatting at a swarm of angry bees?

      Gus quickly decides!

    • Pakimon says:
      April 21, 2016 at 10:06 am

      Gus sees that the corpulent ponytailed blogger has stopped.

      He’s bent over gasping for air, a blast of Cheetos dust chuffing from his mouth like steam ejected from an overworked and overpressured stem locomotive.

      Gus approaches cautiously and tentatively squeaks, “Master? Will you forgive me for failing to donate to your gofundme page? It was those Thai ladyboys! I couldn’t resist! I… I…”

      The corpulent ponytailed blogger is still hunched over gasping for breath. He raises his hand indicating Gus should stop his bleat.

      He then beckons for Gus to come closer.

      Gus sidles carefully towards the corpulent ponytailed blogger and draws close.

      The overpowering smell of sweat and stale Cheetos fill Gus’ nostrils.

      Gus is mere inches away. he drops to his knees and supplication.

      As Gus watches frozen fear, The rotund ponytailed blogger rears up and glares at him with rage-filled beady and piggish eyes.

      The fat ponytailed blogger raises his mighty ban stick and swings down and Gus’ ears are filled with the roar of “I bid you adieu!!!!!”

      Gus awakes with a start, trembling with fear and horror.

      All is lost and he knows it.

      The mighty and corpulent ponytailed god-king is an unforgiving master.

      Gus curls up on the urine soaked back alley floor and begins to weep.

  30. Pakimon says:
    April 21, 2016 at 10:28 am

    For your amusement:

  31. Pakimon says:
    April 21, 2016 at 10:29 am

    Now I… Pakimon!… Own the sidebar!

    MWAHAHAHAHA etc. 😀

  32. Because you're dumb says:
    April 21, 2016 at 11:21 am

    So last night I’m bingeing on Better Call Saul on Netflix and suddenly I get network error. Internet’s dead. So I check the cable and it’s dead too. It was 12:10 am. So I call into Time Warner and update my bill just in case the missus (who was asleep) didn’t pay it. But that wasn’t the issue. They told me the local “hub” was down and they had technicians working on it. But their recording said something about “maintenance”. The Puerto Ricans answering the phones obviously have only a hazy explanation and won’t say whether the outage is intentional or not. Over an hour later still no service and finally I fell asleep. When I woke up at 4:30 am everything’s back up. Does this make any sense? I work for a big corporation and we have failovers and backups that prevent a major outage like that on our website. The Chicoms could nuke Boston and our stuffs backed up in 7 different locations around the country. There would be no outage. And so close to midnight it’s almost like they purposely wanted to confuse people that it was a problem with payment which I know from experience is when they pull the plug if you pay too late. I don’t know much about that business but why can’t they move over to a back up system, make the changes and slide over seemlessly? I was able to watch shows on the DVR but Chopped reruns are a sad stand in for the excellent Better Call Saul.

    • ISpeakJive says:
      April 21, 2016 at 12:00 pm

      Our service does the same thing. Nothing will load, I look at the time and it’s either 11pm or 12am sharp. Down for about 6 or 7 minutes then everything is fine again. Happens a couple of times a month.

      Have been recording what we watch lately so we can skip thru the ads. My attention span has been so shortened by the web that I can barely stand commercials anymore. I’m looking forward to a chip implant so I can have everything just beamed into the back of my eyelids at whim. Watch while I’m asleep, etc.

      🙂

  33. Because you're dumb says:
    April 21, 2016 at 11:26 am

    We have 3 ways to donate: PayPal: paypal.me/LittleGreenFoo… GoFundMe: gofundme.com/green_football… Square: cash.me/$LGF Thx! @kfreed2
    10 hours ago

    Chunk has three ways to starve!

  34. Because you're dumb says:
    April 21, 2016 at 11:29 am

    Transgender Teen in Virginia Bathroom Case Wins in Appeals Court lgf.bz/1S9uKuu https://t.co/BpmhnD5KdL
    1 hour ago

    So if I visit Virginia with my family my wife and daughters have to use the bathroom with this guy in there?

  35. Because you're dumb says:
    April 21, 2016 at 11:42 am

    Federal Park Ranger turns out to be Libtard moron. Tells a bunch of stupid lies to tourists as if they don’t know more than an idiot like her about the founding of the nation and the Constitution. Only in Obungle’s America. She seems like a shoo in for a guest post at LGF. She describes herself as a COO (Chief of Operations). Just think how idiotic her underlings are.

    A federal employee of the National Park Service who offers guided tours of Independence Hall in Philadelphia — the birthplace of the Constitution — stunned a group of tourists this week by telling them the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence were the product of “class elites who were just out to protect their privileged status.”

    Mary A. Hogan, a federal employee making in excess of $95,000 per year in salary and benefits, provided a tour Monday afternoon at Independence Hall laced with factual inaccuracies and disparaging comments about the Founders and the Constitution.

    Several attendees of her tour group on Monday told PJ Media that Hogan, who goes by the name Missy, had explained to them that “the Founders knew that when they left this room, what they had written wouldn’t matter very much.” Hogan told the group that the “most important part of the Constitution written at Independence Hall was the ability to change it.”

    Hogan also inaccurately told the tour group that “King George III paid more attention to Parliament” than the colonists “because they were right there and could remove him from office.” Parliament did not possess the power to remove the king from office in the 1770s, and does not possess that power today.

    Hogan’s LinkedIn page says she is the “chief of operations” at the National Park Service in Philadelphia.

    https://pjmedia.com/jchristianadams/2016/04/19/philadelphia-story-federal-park-ranger-mocks-constitution-at-its-birthplace/

  36. kbdabear says:
    April 21, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    Kyle Seager of the Mariners reminding us it’s 15 days to the Begging Bowl anniversary

  37. pineapple says:
    April 21, 2016 at 1:09 pm

    Seems that all Prince videos have been scrubbed by YouTube so I’ll post a song he wrote. Incredible songwriter and a very good musician.

    RIP Prince

  38. kbdabear says:
    April 21, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    And Toot gets a REAL donation so he can make another “anonymous” donation of $50 to himself!

  39. Octopus says:
    April 21, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    Damn sad day, with Prince passing. He was a unique artist, and an incredible live performer — I saw him twice in the ’80’s, as my wife was a fanatic. It was common knowledge that he played all the instruments on his albums, and was a megalomaniac about a lot of things — he was deeply weird, along with being a genius. Not like an evil, diabolical weird…just kind of out there, bordering on creepy at times. But I never listened to an album of his without having to admit at some point, what the hell, this is an AMAZING SONG!

    Like Dylan, Prince refused to let Youtube have his original music. I don’t get that, but it’s their product, so I’m sure they have their reasons. I just download whatever I want off the torrent sites, at this point. I’ve spent enough money on music to last anyone’s lifetime.

    If I could, I’d post the song, “Lady Cabdriver,” from “1999.” That was a double album full of hits, but for some reason, I had that song on one of workout playlists forever. Might be my favorite Prince song.

    RIP, Purple Weird One.

    • Because you're dumb says:
      April 21, 2016 at 6:41 pm

      Tipping a bourbon to him now. Jam out in heaven ya crazy weird freak! 😢

      • Octopus says:
        April 21, 2016 at 7:22 pm

        We listened to some Prince tonight around the dinner table, eating homemade Hawaiian pizza and sipping on homebrew beer. What a pop music whiz. So many hits, and touched on so many styles on rock-funk-blues spectrum. I actually teared-up, on the song “Purple Rain,” much to the amusement of the kids. Heartless brats. 😉

  40. windbag says:
    April 21, 2016 at 2:11 pm

    When you’ve got Steve Winwood playing in your backup band, you know you’re good. Prince was one talented guy.

  41. kbdabear says:
    April 21, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    RIP to a very talented musician and guitarist who for some reason Toot never played with..

    • pineapple says:
      April 21, 2016 at 2:31 pm

      The guitar playing in that song is amazing.

      • Octopus says:
        April 21, 2016 at 3:48 pm

        It’s said that Prince has hundreds of hours of finished music that hasn’t been released. Considering that he has had his own studio forever, and doesn’t need to hire musicians if he doesn’t feel like it, and is megalomaniacal about everything, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised. I hope to hear some great stuff from the vaults, in coming years. If I live, I mean — I’m the same age as Prince, so I’d better start keeping an eye out for Da Reaper Man. 😯

        • Abu I'm Just the Son of Da Reaper Man? says:
          April 21, 2016 at 6:05 pm

          My hearing ain’t so goot.

          • windbag says:
            April 21, 2016 at 7:00 pm

            Another Preacherman

          • Octopus says:
            April 21, 2016 at 7:38 pm

            I saw Tina Turner in a small venue in Detroit, just as her comeback was happening in the ’80’s. She was incredible. I never saw a female performer come close to the show she put on that night, and I’ve seen most of them. She killed on every song, singing and dancing. This was well after she’d split with Ike. Just amazing.

          • Octopus says:
            April 21, 2016 at 7:45 pm

            This…

          • Octopus says:
            April 21, 2016 at 8:03 pm

            Bob Seger said this performance on “Sonny And Cher” inspired him to put “Nutbush City Limits” into his live show, which became one of the biggest hits on his monster live album. I can see why he was moved.

          • Octopus says:
            April 21, 2016 at 8:05 pm

  42. Juan Epstein says:
    April 21, 2016 at 2:42 pm

    Do it, Charles.

    Tell us how you were a yuuuge fan…..

    • kbdabear says:
      April 21, 2016 at 3:57 pm

      Toot played on “Reach For It” with Sheila E. who performed with Prince so he was practically in Prince’s inner circle

      At least that’s who Toot’s 10 degrees of separation works

      • Octopus says:
        April 21, 2016 at 4:27 pm

        Ooh, I forgot about that! Expect several tweets revolving on that theme today. 😆

        • rightymouse says:
          April 21, 2016 at 6:13 pm

          When I saw Fatso’s unattractive, odd face mugging for the camera in the Duke gif above in this thread, I realized, yet again, what an awkward, sad dork he really is. I’d feel sorry for him except he’s a total asshole too.

          • Octopus says:
            April 21, 2016 at 7:14 pm

            I know, ‘Mouse. You almost feel bad, kicking a pathetic loser like Chunky while he’s down. Then you read another one of his assholish tweets, and lies about this and that, and you have to line up for just one more kick at his enormous ass. 😆

  43. kbdabear says:
    April 21, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    Toot makes a wild assumption and uses Prince’s untimely death to bash Breitbart

    And as usual provides no examples

  44. kbdabear says:
    April 21, 2016 at 3:44 pm

    None of Prince’s recordings on Youtube, but he wrote Sinead O’Connor’s only top 40 hit

    • Octopus says:
      April 21, 2016 at 3:53 pm

      That’s not my favorite Prince song by a longshot, but his version is better than hers, imho. It was on his greatest hits CD.

  45. pineapple says:
    April 21, 2016 at 4:24 pm

    “Fox News asks Stacey Dash to eulogize Prince: ‘You didn’t look at him as a black artist’”

    Spot on Stacey…..

    http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/fox-news-asks-stacey-dash-to-eulogize-prince-you-didnt-look-at-him-as-a-black-artist/

    There are similar artists who fall in that category besides Prince such as Jimi Hendrix, Living Colour, Joan Armatrading, Lenny Kravitz, Phil Lynott, Tracy Chapman, Charley Pride etc…..

    • rightymouse says:
      April 21, 2016 at 8:27 pm

      Two of my favorites in your list are Jimi Hendrix and Tracy Chapman – for very different reasons that have nothing to do with what they look like. Only liberals are hung up on skin color. I could care less as do most people.

  46. Octopus says:
    April 21, 2016 at 4:25 pm

    No, Boy. You said Bowie’s death was the worst day ever. You have to wait at least six months, to have another Worst Day Ever.

  47. pineapple says:
    April 21, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    Translation…….. get over there and read them! Fatso is such a phony.

  48. Octopus says:
    April 21, 2016 at 4:33 pm

    Except…there isn’t any warming. The satellites don’t lie. Only the jiggered, processed and cherry-picked readings from carefully-placed (by the commercial ac units outside buildings) show any kind of infinitesimal warming. So, shut up. Please shut up.

  49. windbag says:
    April 21, 2016 at 7:02 pm

    Toot air drummed along with 1999 one time, so that probably counts as having played with him, right?

  50. Abu Hockey says:
    April 21, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    Octo, I’ll be checking in on yo’ Wings between Cubs innings. My Hawks are up against the same situation later. Gotta win tonight to put doubt in the opponemt’s minds. Then win 2 more in a row. My guys are tired after playing long seasons/Olympics for the last 7 years.

    • Octopus says:
      April 21, 2016 at 8:01 pm

      I guess this is why they call it the “postseason,” Abu. We hit two posts in the last ten minutes of the last game, that would have put us ahead at home. Two more posts in the first period tonight. I’m losing my shit, frankly.

  51. pineapple says:
    April 21, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    This race baiting zombie douchebag was asked …”By a show of fingers how many living brain cells do you have?” It was also his response when they asked him what chance he had to become the Mayor of Baltimore.

  52. pineapple says:
    April 21, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    Looking around NRO I see where some writer called Fatso a liar. Fatso is really elated that he got mentioned in the mighty NRO, he is beside himself!

    Poor Fatso also realizes how insignificant he is because said writer blocked him ages ago (maybe because of his lying?).

    Typically journalists and bloggers won’t block the hated opposition when they have some (even minimal) political power or influence.

    Fatso has nothing……. no one cares…… BLOCKED.

    Fatso says he’s going to demand a retraction (LOL)…… how is he going to do that though… use NRO’s comment section?

    • Arachne says:
      April 22, 2016 at 10:28 am

      Actually if this is the article I’m thinking of, all he said he was being asked by Congressional staffers about the fabrications of LGF, and that mentioned only in context of bothersome crap he deals with. That was it. End of story. A throw-away sentence if there ever was one.

      • pineapple says:
        April 22, 2016 at 12:13 pm

        Yes….. there is a shit load of comments for that article. I loaded about 10 pages of comments and did a text search on these words. “LGF” zero “Footballs” zero “Johnson” zero.

  53. Because you're dumb says:
    April 21, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    Moron dull-eyed chimp like creatures in Chicago watch a man in peril and unable to help himself get ran over and killed by a cab. For no reason. He’d been robbed and beaten. Because they’re like proto-human children. I think my dog would have shown more concern.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/21/dying-chicago-man-gets-pickpocketed-left-for-dead-on-street-corner-lawyer-says.html?intcmp=hpbt4

  54. Because you're dumb says:
    April 21, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/21/girl-15-dies-after-assault-in-delaware-hs-bathroom.html?intcmp=hplnws

    Wilmington, Delaware. That’s also where this happened.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/06/17/bored-oklahoma-teen-gets-life-in-prison-for-killing-australian-baseball-player.html

    So anyway I think I’ve spent about 50 grand sending my twin daughters to private prep school. They’re alive doing homework and working on choir music. Not dead with a thug’s shiv in their sternum being autopsied. You can’t really put a price on that.

    • Octopus says:
      April 21, 2016 at 10:04 pm

      I spent a similar amount on my two girls, for my wife’s Catholic high school. They are both college grads now. They thank us repeatedly, for sending them to such a good school, that pushed them towards achievement in the absence of sexual tension. Not saying it’s the only way, but it’s a way that works for a lot of females.

  55. Octopus says:
    April 21, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    http://www.esquire.com/food-drink/drinks/news/a43814/sam-adams-jim-koch-memoir/

    I’m brewing my own beer. I might post some brewing articles, if nobody is too put out. Let me know.

  56. pineapple says:
    April 22, 2016 at 12:24 am

    What are you going to name this brew?

    Maybe…….

    Octohopto Homemade Brew

    A Yeast Fit For A King Ale

    Michigan Vagina Stout

    Really Bad Tasting IPA

    …or not.

  57. kbdabear says:
    April 22, 2016 at 1:39 am

    As sure as the sun rises in the east, Toot yammers about imaginary “hatefests”. All I’ve seen from the conservative blogs about Prince has been glowing tributes and RIPs

    • kbdabear says:
      April 22, 2016 at 1:41 am

      Toot has lots of imaginary friends, stands to reason he’d have lots of imaginary enemies

    • ISpeakJive says:
      April 22, 2016 at 2:58 am

      Why would the right-wing hate Prince?

      Tipper Gore didn’t like him, and I’m pretty sure she’s a Democrat.

    • Because you're dumb says:
      April 22, 2016 at 8:06 am

      He’s the worst liberal idiot. Because he can’t argue ideas his only recourse is to make these moron pretensions that anyone with a different ideology from Progturdism is thereby dismisseble and dehumanized as a racist. Easy peasey lazy fat man method. Which is why even liberals have no respect for him. Any idiot can do that.

  58. Pakimon says:
    April 22, 2016 at 2:42 am

    It’s a cold and rainy night in a Denver suburb back alley and our gimpy-legged hero is pondering his strategy on appeasing the ponytailed fat man.

    No matter how much peevishness and petulance is directed his way, Gus shall remain as meek as a kitten.

    • Pakimon says:
      April 22, 2016 at 2:46 am

      Gus figures if he texts this picture to the rotund ponytailed god-king, it’ll establish his political bona fides and at least buy him some time.

      Thank Gaia for his trusty Obamaphone!

    • Pakimon says:
      April 22, 2016 at 2:51 am

      Next, he’ll text this picture to show how contrite he is about failing to donate to his corpulent ponytailed master’s gofundme page!

    • Pakimon says:
      April 22, 2016 at 2:54 am

      Gus hits send and waits.

      The minutes tick by but no responce from the husky ponytailed blogger.

      Gus is growing impatient and angry.

      All that effort and groveling and he’s just being ignored!

      It’s

    • Pakimon says:
      April 22, 2016 at 3:00 am

      Gus has had enough. Rage fills his heart!

      No more groveling and sniveling!

      He is Gus!

      Argentinian and long-time lizardoid!

    • Pakimon says:
      April 22, 2016 at 3:05 am

      Gus chugs a quart of Sterno cocktail to fortify his resolve.

      Gus is going to go on LGF and tell that ponytailed fat bastard what he can plant on his (Gus’) smelly, unemployed ass!

    • Pakimon says:
      April 22, 2016 at 3:12 am

      A feeling of Sterno fueled power and confidence surges through Gus!

      He’s going to stand up to the husky ponytailed blogger on his home turf and let him have it!

      The lizardoids will be in awe of his bravery and moxie.

      Why… they might even usurp the ponytailed fat man and proclaim him King!

      The thought fills Gus’ percolated brain with joy!

    • Pakimon says:
      April 22, 2016 at 3:18 am

      As Gus drunkenly lurches toward the public library to get on a computer to execute his plan, A tiny voice from a dim recess of his pickled brain calls out, “This is not going to end well!”

      He is past caring.

      Gus giggles and promptly dispatches a reply

    • Pakimon says:
      April 22, 2016 at 3:26 am

      The tiny voice persists and asks, “Do you really want to do this? You have so much left to give to the LGF community!”

      Gus snorts in contempt as he lurches towards the library and its free computer and internet access.

      Gus is done giving to that fat ponytailed bastard.

      Gus is now in the business of not giving!

      His first order of business is to fire off a “not giving” reply to the tiny voice

    • Pakimon says:
      April 22, 2016 at 3:34 am

      Gus stumbles up to the library only to find the doors firmly locked.

      He wails in frustration and begins to bang on the locked doors with his greasy fists.

      The racket catches the attention of a passing police cruiser.

      It slows and comes to a stop in front of the library.

      The beam of a powerful spotlight stabs out from the darkness, illuminating Gus’ wretched frame and the grease marks smeared on the library front doors from his incessant pounding…

      • Pakimon says:
        April 22, 2016 at 3:37 am

        Will Gus lock horns with the obese ponytailed master of LGF?!

        Will Gus get tossed in the drunk tank… Again?!

        To find out, stay tuned for the next episode of Operetta de Gusano™ 😆

      • Pakimon says:
        April 22, 2016 at 3:44 am

        The preceding episode of Operetta de Gusano™ sponsored by:

  59. Pakimon says:
    April 22, 2016 at 3:47 am

    Heh.

    Three episodes of Operetta de Gusano™ on one thread.

    Must be some kind of record. 😀

  60. Because you're dumb says:
    April 22, 2016 at 1:48 pm

    Thank gosh you have that drone to follow Gus around as he peeps in teenager’s windows, stumbles around garbage strewn allies looking for dinner and gets ear boxed by irritable cops while high (actually sick) on stereo.

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