Mr. Mossberg is long gone

There was a time when Charles feared that Flemish Nazis were planning to kill him. In response Mr. Toot bought a Mossberg. As he shifted more to the Left, he gave up his gun to please the anti-gun crowd. Charles goes after Sander’s pro-gun views.




When Charles gets mugged, he will regret not having Mr. Mossberg.


113 Comments on “Mr. Mossberg is long gone”

  1. swamprat says:

    The constitution is now a politically incorrect document.
    Democrats oppose the very protectionism their Union followers once demanded.
    The Socialist running for President is more honest, sensible and able than the Democrat front-runner.
    The Russian President is a Christian. The U.S. President… … uh, has attended church.
    Our present Secretary of State was once considered by many to be a traitor.

    Sometimes I wish I drank, or smoked, or something.

    The longer I live, the more I appreciate George Carlin.

    • Octopus says:

      I know what you mean, Swamprat. The absurdity is off the charts. Sometimes I needs me medicine.

      Here’s another pile of crazy:


      Galileo was jailed for heresy when he spoke against the theory that the Earth was the center of the universe. Thankfully, the Catholic Church no longer calls for imprisoning scientists or politicians who question popular opinion — only some Social Justice Warriors still demand jailing heretics.
      The Committee for a Constructive Tomorrow (CFACT) posted a video to YouTube on Thursday with Bill Nye ‘The Science Guy,’ discussing whether “climate deniers” and energy CEOs should be jailed like war criminals.

      “We’ll see what happens, was it appropriate to jail the guys at Enron?” Nye asked. “Was it appropriate to jail people from the cigarette industry who insisted that this addictive product was not addictive?”
      “For me, as a taxpayer and voter, the introduction of this extreme doubt about climate change is affecting my quality of life as a public citizen,” he continued. “So I can see where people are very concerned about this and are pursuing criminal investigations as well as in engaging in discussions like this.”
      Apparently science is not a field for challenging accepted thought, but rather one that encourages indoctrination and jailing of all those who dissent.
      Watch the clip below:

      • Nye is a propagandist. HE should be jailed along with all the other Climate scammer’s who’ve wasted public money on the Climate Change lies. These people don’t want to save the planet. They merely want internationalist control and worldwide progressive socialism. And the only place they see the money coming from to pay for that is out of the pockets of American taxpayers. It’s why ALL the prominent progressives pretend to believe it when it’s clear by their filthy CO2 burping lifestyles they know it’s BS.

  2. kbdabear says:

    The Greatness that is.. Zack Greinke marks 21 days until the Begging Bowl anniversary

  3. kbdabear says:

    As usual, no Bernie Bros are tweeting insults at Toot, The Man Under Siege

  4. kbdabear says:

    Maybe if Toot actually spent some time outside of Culver City he’d know that Boston is one of the most racially divided cities in America. You’ll hear the N word far more often from the Southies in Boston than you will in Charleston, and they’re heavily Democrats who vote for anything Kennedy

    • Arachne says:

      Google “South Boston School Busing” dumbass. These were Kennedy Democrats with the baseball bats and signs with the “N” word.

      Also, I notice when you were challenged on the nature of the NRA, your response was “oh please.” Yeah, you’re some debate maven.

  5. kingkuffa says:

    “When Charles gets mugged…” it’ll be because the mugger needed the practice.

  6. Oh hey lookie here. Obunglecare is still a monumental debacle. The insurance companies are losing their asses on very sick people they’re forced to cover, naturally. As predicted. So they’re threatening to leave the system unless they can jack up the premiums to cover their huge losses.

    • TreBob says:

      One of the more stupid takeaways from that article:

      While analysts expect the market to stabilize once premiums rise and more young, healthy people sign up, […]

      These “analysts” need to be fired immediately. If enough “young, healthy” people aren’t signing up (which is one of the factors insurance companies mention as a cause of their losses), then how are rising premiums going to give them an incentive to go ahead and bite the bullet? Did we just stop teaching all aspect of economics and the free market in school? Did these analysts have a lemonade stand as a kid?

    • Arachne says:

      Yet they were SOOOOOO excited when it was enacted – look at all the money we’re gonna get because people have to buy our product! Except, no. It was all Medicaid to get these people on – no $$ for you – and the people you were forced to cover got alllll sorts of freebies and had pre-existing conditions. Not to mention all those exemptions that were allowed so that you were paying out a heck of a lot. Oh, and all those people who just opted to pay the penalty.

      You idiots. The idea was to force you out of business entirely.

  7. Juan Epstein says:

    OldWhiteDudeWithAPonyTailsplain the southern Blacks what they are and are not.

  8. Wow. Gus is on a retweet spree of anything and everything anti-Sanders.

    So sorry Bernie. You’ve lost the gimpy sterno swilling bums. You should have pledged free wi fi in every garage and a pair of jockeys in every dishwasher.

    • OLT's Because End Of Society says:

      Old white males (God bless us) patiently attempt to explain reality, courtesy, self-restraint, respect, and equal treatment to a bunch of immature idjits who think everyone deserves a “safe space” and an opinion … except YOU.

  9. kbdabear says:

    Bill Nye is NOT a scientist you fat retard, he’s got a B.S in mechanical engineering and the “scientist” bit was a sketch comedy act.

    • Octopus says:

      Of course Fatass jumped on this story, because he truly believes Nye IS a real scientist. He was on TV and everything, “The Science Guy.” 😆

      Stupid fat load of garbage, wrapped in ghastly gray skin. GAH!

      • Because olo says:

        Not only that, he has nerd glasses, a while lab coat, and a bowtie. How can he not be a scientist?

    • Chunky sees a kindred spirit in every fraudster liar. Nye, Gore, Obungle, Michelle Fields, Mattress girl, Rachel Dolezal, Shaun King, Planned (to kill your fetus) Parenthood, Shrilldebeast, Weiner’s weiner. The list goes on.

      • Octopus says:

        He sure is drawn to them, like a fly to fresh poo. The same people he used to ridicule endlessly before the Moronic Conversion in ’09, he now worships like demigods. 😆
        (he’s not crazy, is he?)

  10. LOL! Ben Terris shook CL’s hand immediately after supposedly watching his friend, Michelle Fields be viciously assaulted by him. It’s clear on this video from Ginger’s website GotNews.

    Ginger’s curious as to why he would do this after witnessing an assault.

    We reached out to Ben Terris and his boss, Liz Seymour, at the Washington Post to find out why he was shaking

    Hey Ben (and Liz),

    After witnessing a supposed assault of Michelle Fields why did you go and shake Corey Lewandowski’s hand?

    I’ll wait for answer. Do you need me to include the video clip? Okay, I’ll include the video clip.

    This seems pretty dishonest, no?

    Do you suppose it was to congratulate him on a fine assault of his friend? CL even puts his hand on Terris’ shoulder in a friendly way so you know Terris wasn’t complaining about the “assault”.

    • Arachne says:

      You know what bugs me the most about this? That all the sturm and drang and idiocy regarding this incident of the last three weeks could have been avoided with the following exchange.

      MF: You really jostled me there, Corey, I almost lost my footing and fell.

      CL: Hey Michelle, I can’t apologize enough. I really didn’t realize what was happening at the time – it’s always such a rush and a zoo getting out of the venues and through the crowds. Let me make it up to you. How about five minutes with Mr. Trump for questions. I’ll ask him to give you a call.

      MF: That’d be great, Corey. Thanks.

      Of course, you have to have people acting like actual ADULTS to begin with.

      • Octopus says:

        There was no assault, and the whole thing is absurd. Fields has a history of trying to make herself the story, and this is another big public kerfuffle to get her name and face out there. Meanwhile, Trump’s haters and defenders get to puke out endless variations of their Hot Takes on the matter, until you just want to move to a cabin in the woods with no electricity or internet connectivity of any kind. Not emerge from hiding until after this godforsaken election. 😆

      • Wha? Civility? That’s just crazy talk Arachne. 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    Sez the Grand Poobah of unsupported accusations. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      So why didn’t the congressional staffers come directly to YOU, Fatso? Could be that they saw your Twitter timeline and realized you’re a piece of shit so why converse with a turd?

  12. It’s sleazy to attack someone as a liar without giving a single example. I never fabricated *anything* about Williamson. @KevinNR
    1 hour ago

    Damn. Pegged it out again.

  13. Woo hoo!! Some people have all the luck.

    Lucky couple find precious lump of smelly whale vomit

    • Octopus says:

      That whale is less nauseous than I am, after watching the first period tonight. Oof! And we’re lucky it’s only 1-0.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Hawks are scoreless vs. Blues.

        Remember the Chuck Norris Division, Octo? We’re old, bru.

        • Octopus says:

          Shit, your team won. My team is weak. Gonna be hard to avoid a sweep.

          But, there’s allaways beseboru! 🙂

    • ISTE says:

      It is fortunate that Charles never reads here or he would be eating squid beaks for weeks and sticking his fingers down his throat and trying to puke.

      Anything for money…..

      (Just went to WalMart, they are out of squid beaks… wonder if breaded shrimp will work?)

  14. rightymouse says:

    Am back in Ohio after a grueling marathon of flying with Delta. Six & 1/2 hours from Bangkok to Tokyo, 12 hours + – Tokyo to Minneapolis, then about 2 hours to Cleveland. Am totally messed up on when to take my meds. 😦

    • Octopus says:

      Welcome back,’Mouse. I would take your meds immediately, and then hourly, and then “as needed.” Just for a couple of days, anyway. Then, go easy. 🙂

      Hope it was a great trip. Just found out my nephew is on his way to Tehran, Iran, on a medical-support mission. I wonder if I’ll ever see the young man again.

      • rightymouse says:

        Ha! I took ’em this morning. Good thing ’cause my BP was going nuts.
        It was a fabulous & memorable trip. Hot as Hades tho.
        Will post some photos as soon as possible after the dust settles here.
        Hope your nephew stays safe!

        • Octopus says:

          The scary thing is, he’s American, and he’s gay. In the closet officially, but one foot out. I hope he doesn’t get thrown off a building. On the other hand, Iran wants the medical assistance, so they’ll probably protect him. I hope so.

          • rightymouse says:

            OMG! Hope he stays in the closet there!

          • Octopus says:

            I was just doing some research on the subject, and I think he’ll be fine. There was even a big gay tour of Iran this year, that hit most of the historic hotspots. He’s not at all flamboyant, and he’s smart, so I’m sure he’s done his homework. His mom is pretty freaked out, though — and he’s been all over the world since he was in high school, traveling and working.

            According to what I’ve read today, the religious fanatics spend most of their time running around and enforcing head-scarves and leg-covering on women, which leaves little time for trying to find homos to kill. Also, the people of Iran are said to be very welcoming and curious about American tourists, even if they think our government is “Teh Great Satan,” which many of them still do.

            Hope for the best!

    • Octopus says:

      Gustavo has ventured way off the safe-space of the plantation, tonight. Will he every find his stumble-bum way home? 😯

      I feel nothing from the left.
      2 hours ago
      So fake yet so real.
      2 hours ago
      Knee deep in fatuous platitudes.
      2 hours ago
      Such bullshit artistry.
      2 hours ago
      You are horrible people.
      5 hours ago
      Bernie Sanders. What a sad man.
      5 hours ago
      RT @chemoelectric: Um, guys, “blood money” is an antisemitic term.
      5 hours ago
      Matt Taibbi is cool with raising taxes. He makes over a quarter million a year.
      5 hours ago
      I live Bill Nye but he’s like a popular “scientist.”
      5 hours ago
      Actually, it’s true. Bill Nye is not a scientist. He’s an engineer.
      5 hours ago

      “Blood Money” is an antisemitic term. As is “kike.” And “neoconservative.”

  15. Octopus says:

    One of our good friends found out she had early-stage breast cancer this week. It’s supposedly 100% curable, but she’s going at it hard. She went to the Springsteen concert last night, as he’s her favorite rocker, and tonight she held a party for a hundred or so people at her favorite bar/restaurant. Monday, she goes under the knife to get both breasts removed. The theme of tonight’s party, as the invitation read, “Hakuna MaTaTas.” That’s how you do it, imho. 🙂

  16. kbdabear says:


  17. irongrampa says:

    A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

    No further discussion or explanation required.

    • pineapple says:

      It always cracks me up when libs call on the “well regulated” part as some sort of “gotcha”..

      They’ll say “we already have a Nation Guard!”

      So, the government created a special force to fight itself? That doesn’t make sense.

      “The militia wouldn’t stand a chance against F18 fighters and tanks not to mention the infantry.”

      Libs are forgetting that the military is by in large conservative. They won’t take up arms against their own families against a tyrannical government. DOH

      • Arachne says:

        No one on the left ever gets that the first part of the sentence is merely the reasoning behind the second.

  18. kbdabear says:

    2015 AL MVP Josh Donaldson marks 20 days until the Begging Bowl anniversary

  19. Octopus says:

    Speaking of Tigers, and the most promising team I’ve seen from them since Prince Fielder’s first year here, this happened yesterday:

    Why do people think they can safely interact with tigers? Are they just crazy? I mean, does she look crazy to you?

    RIP, Tiger Whisperer.

  20. Octopus says:

    Please, Gus — for God’s sake, don’t freeze to death in April! 😯

  21. kbdabear says:

    Is Toot weeping for OPEC now?

    They lost control because of the fracking that Toot and his watermelon comrades oppose was also opposed by the Saudis who flooded the market in the attempt to drive prices down to a point of bankrupting American oil producers and fucking over the Russians to boot. They drove down the prices and are bankrupting American producers and the Russians, but it took a lot longer than then expected and in the process they fucked themselves over too.

    • ISTE In Houston says:

      It is not a myth that due to the decline in the oil industry both the oil companies and their suppliers are struggling at the moment.

      I do not work in the oil industry, or even in an industry providing goods or service to the oil companies.

      Last week I put in an order to a printing company for sticky labels for one of our products. Usual lead time is three weeks. Shocked that next day they were done and waiting to be picked up. That company’s main business was labels for oil equipment.

      Same with printed circuit boards. This past week went to pick up a batch of ours from the company that flow solders them. Took them less than a day. Delivered to them at 4:30pm, got a call 11am next day. The production area there was devoid of personnel. They are on short time. Their main business is electronics for down hole stuff..

      It may seem odd that I can tell the current oil price is hurting local economies because I am getting FASTER service.

      • pineapple says:

        I’ve been in the Printed Circuit Board industry for 43 years.

        It’s been decimated by China and others. There were over 4500 PCB shops in the US in the mid 80’s. It’s down to less than 400 nationwide today. maybe less now. The US still has (mainly) quick tun protos or hi tech stuff. Some companies would rather not deal with China for low and mid volume production.

        • ISTE In Houston says:

          We only deal with USA companies. However it really annoys me that although we buy from USA companies then the components they sell are made overseas.

  22. Octopus says:

    Of all the idiotic things we’ve heard from the PC Fascists, “cultural appropriation” has to be the dumbest. 😆

  23. Octopus says:

    Wings are in trouble, down 2-0 in series. What to do? You have to punch somebody. You just do.

    • Pakimon says:

      The Flyers are down 2-0 in their series as well. Octo is right. Punching someone does help.

      • Octopus says:

        Some nice swings in there, before the asswipe-refs ruined the fight. I wish the Wings had a tough African-Canadian on the roster…they’ve always wondered here, why the black Detroiters are so weak in their support of the Wings. DUH! If we had a black guy on the team, our brothers from a different mother would be out in force, supporting the team. If the guy was a rugged type, all the better. He’d be massively popular in the D.

  24. kbdabear says:

    Insulting Toot’s intelligence is analogous to insulting his wealth

    • Arachne says:

      When it comes to your “intelligence”, Fatso – as we say in the law – “assuming a fact not in evidence.”

  25. kbdabear says:

    Last night an “anonymous” donation of $60 went into the Begging Bowl after a month of no inbound cash flow.

    I wonder what overdue bill Toot blew off to donate to himself because he knows that we know it’s almost a year even though he never visits here

  26. Octopus says:

    Another twisty, turn-y night of tweeting for Shrillary’s staunchest defender. Penis penis penis LOL reared its throbbing head, finally.

    You are a big dick. Welcome to being a Bernie bro.
    1 hour ago
    Guess when it comes down to it it’s all about being a big dick. That;s cool.
    1 hour ago
    Be a big dick.
    1 hour ago
    The far left is like Saudi Arabia. Whatever.
    1 hour ago
    More dumb from the left.
    1 hour ago
    Regressive left would also lose this reference.…
    1 hour ago
    Cheap. Yes.
    1 hour ago
    Don’t mention Arab colonialism either.
    1 hour ago
    Apparently It’s all Christians and Jews fault. Just don’t mention Muslims.
    1 hour ago
    You can rip on Christians. Just don’t say anything bad about Muslims. Or New Atheists. Must be nice.
    1 hour ago

  27. pineapple says:

    If you read this timeline you’ll see that Fatso is just plain stupid. I think he went to “sausage boy” Obdickut’s school of debate.

    Totally misses the point, becomes an asshole and runs.

  28. pineapple says:

    Vietnam ghost story by Stan Ridgway of Wall of Voodoo.

    • Octopus says:

      That was cool — haven’t heard a song like that in awhile.

      • pineapple says:

        “”Camouflage” is a 1986 Stan Ridgway song from the album The Big Heat. Despite not charting in the US the song was a top 5 European hit, peaking at 2 in Ireland and number 4 in the United Kingdom.”

        It didn’t chart in the US because no one heard it.

  29. kbdabear says:

    Reds first baseman Joey Votto here to urge Toot that he’s only got 19 days to donate $6500 to himself to meet the $10K goal by the anniversary

  30. rightymouse says:

    Fat chance.

  31. ISTE In Houston says:

    Busy night here on Google Maps.

    Where can an old guy go for a long walk alone without either..

    a, Getting mugged


    b, Being accused of perversion because he is walking around a park full of hot sweaty chicks.

    LOL… or where I live

    c, Being eaten by a crocodile or alligator.

    I have been told there are no crocodiles in Texas. They all look the same to me! Sharp pointy teeth!!!!!!

    I am certainly not going to hang around and take pictures so some wildlife expert can identify it.

    • Octopus says:

      Me man, I hate to belabor the obvious, and pardon if you have a felony that makes it impossible for you to get a CCW, but you need a small defensive handgun. There’s no reason not to have one, if you live in an area where there are issues with rabble. And alligators are not that much friendlier than crocs — they both bite just as hard. Not to mention, stray sweaty chicks. They often carry diseases.

      • ISTE In Houston says:


        No way I will get a gun and a CCW permit.

        I burn my fingers getting WalMart “easy bake” bread out of the oven.

        Me with gun and I is going to shoot myself.

        • Octopus says:

          Heheh…probably shoot your boner, from bed, thinking it’s an intruder. 😯

          Okay, I understand. I burnt the crap out of my hand getting a couple of English Muffins out of the idiot-proof toaster oven, this morning. I branded myself, because I was basically sleepwalking, before the coffee kicked in. At the same time, I have a serious bone-bruise on my right foot, which I suffered a week ago running through the yard in the dark, playing with the dog. It’s a bone-bruise on the little-toe side, that will take some time to settle down.

          I would obviously shoot myself, if I was carrying a gun.

        • rightymouse says:

          Son took & passed his CCW class today!
          Eat yer heart out ISTE!

          • Because olo says:

            Counter clockwise?

          • Octopus says:

            Congrats to your boy, ‘Mouse. The wife and I are going to get ours this fall, after the work and kids-re-settlin’ things calm down. She’s really looking forward to getting in some shooting-practice. I should be somewhat cautious, around her?

  32. Because olo says:

  33. kbdabear says:

    No, you fat retard, the reason you parted ways was BECAUSE they thought for themselves rather than show blind loyalty and think what you told them to think.

    • Arachne says:

      It was all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Fatass. No one gave a shit if you renounced the right or not. They didn’t change. You were freaked out that conservatism was gone and it was a convenient excuse for you to shift back completely to the left. But first you had to ban 15,000 free thinkers who wouldn’t go along with you.

  34. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 32m32 minutes ago

    He blocked me and probably hates my guts like most right wingers, but I wish @EWErickson a speedy recovery nonetheless.

    There you go. A good step on the Path.

  35. kbdabear says:

    There aren’t a whole lot of $1000 bills in circulation to get thrown around like confetti. For starters if you’re not a member of the wealthy elite, banks notify law enforcement who come seize the cash on “suspicion of drug trafficking”

    They probably used play money, but Toot is dumb enough to believe it was real.

  36. Good for her and Drudge for putting it out there. Don’t give to a washed up Fatso egomaniac when you can help a smart young lady fund her college. I’m paying for two here otherwise my spare money would be going to someone like Emily.

  37. Wow. If you have a few extra bucks don’t give it to some washed up old fatass weirod Twitter troll. Instead you can help a lovely young hard working student pay for her college schooling.

  38. Juan Epstein says:

    Shrieking Harpy > Throwing dollar bills.

  39. Juan Epstein says:

    And there is no fucking way a dude who set up a fund to buy a car masked as some administrative fund has donated a penny to anyone.

  40. OLT's Because End Of Society says:

    ISTE is in Houston?

    Keep your powder dry! It’s getting floodish around here (NW side of town). But no crocodiles yet. If the water keeps a-rising we may get some alligators in the yard … I hope they eat the annoying ducks.