Charles can never disown his past

I enjoying watching Bernie Sanders supporters reminding Charles that he is a turncoat opportunist. It’s even more hysterical when Mr. Toot tries to convince them, he is on their side.

These Sanders backers are onto this fraud.


201 Comments on “Charles can never disown his past”

  1. Bunk X says:

    Baboso’s beatdown by Berners. Hilarious.

    You beat me to it, Daedalus. 😀

  2. swamprat says:

    Geez, you’d think the left would welcome the little lost sheep back into the fold!
    Where is the love?
    Both sides are correct, however. Charles correctly states that he has turned far from his right-wing past and his left-wing critics have accurately depicted his past and how he tried to cover it up
    …which would akin to a cat trying to bury a cowflop.

    Well-informed leftys. Amazing.

  3. swamprat says:

    Freddie deBoer ‏@freddiedeboer 2h2 hours ago

    @FurlingtonJeff @Green_Footballs Being the worst kind of centrist partisan Democrat is not a way to redeem yourself.


  4. swamprat says:

    slightly to the right of Chairman Mao

  5. swamprat says:

    Freddie deBoer ‏@freddiedeboer 2h2 hours ago

    things that are ad hominem to mention:
    -prior statements
    -prior actions
    -stuff you said 5 minutes ago
    -current beliefs
    -literally everything

    golly! I wonder who this statement is directed to?

  6. Bunk X says:

    Kudos to Mr. deBoer for figuring out Charles so quickly. As for his politics, he’s only been out of school for a year, so he’s still assimilating. He’s got some publishing creds.

  7. swamprat says:

    Man. You back one little war and NOBODY FORGETS!
    You know who else backed wars? Hitler, that’s who!

    Also, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, President Grant, Charles De Gaulle, ….Gengkis Khan, Napoleon,…

    • Bunk X says:

      I think it was Andrew Dice Clay who said, “Suck just one little penis and forever after you’re known as a cocksucker.”
      Kind of applies to Charles.

  8. windbag says:

    Those who live by the sword, die by the sword. Those who peddle shitburgers, end up having to eat shitburgers. Not one ounce of sympathy.

    • swamprat says:

      Twiττer’s Good Boy

      @Green_Footballs @freddiedeboer Pretty messed up of you to use this guy’s own history as an asshole against him.

      • swamprat says:

        In full disclosure: much of the time when this guy would consider Charles to be “an asshole” I was pretty much on his side. I say “pretty much” because at that period I found myself to the left of the general crowd. When he flipped- and so rapid a turn can only be described as such- I magically became one of the sites’ right-wing commenters.

  9. swamprat says:

    Bunk X
    April 6, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    I just invited Mr. deBoer to stop by. Please don’t eat him.

    That is terrific.I would greatly enjoy his input.

  10. kbdabear says:

    Toot always was a statist lefty at heart, he only went “to the Right” when 9-11 hit and he found he got a lot more hits on his site pretending to be a “conservative”

    However, one thing never changed; he was always a dim bulb.

  11. kbdabear says:

    I’m laughing that Toot still thinks his Big Manifesto from 2009 is an impressive piece of writing when in reality it’s something a high school sociology student would whip up at the last minute before the essay is due.

    One reason the Left thrives is that they do have a lot of people who know how to write. Toot is not one of them.

    • Bunk X says:

      One thing that’s always intrigued me is that Charles spoke about his brother and his mother, but never a single comment about his dad.

    • Arachne says:

      And it was SOOOO memorable that he needs to resurrect it ever four months, like it was the Brandenburg Gate Speech of right wing flounces.

  12. Bunk X says:

  13. swamprat says:

    you can log in with anything

    villain (at) large
    genious (at) fishing

  14. swamprat says:


    avatar changes

  15. bernie sandspurs says:


  16. Octopus says:

    Very underwhelming. So meh. You just copy-and-pasted that from some kid who thought it was amazing, and probably didn’t even watch it, so let me fill you in, Fatass: He flew too close to the Sun, and shit went south in a hurry. Just like you.

  17. Octopus says:

    Pakimon, we got all the bounces tonight. Hope you guys get into the playoffs, anyway.

    Weirdly, Detroit bagged three wins tonight, with the Wings, Pistons and Tigers all notching victories. That’s very unusual. I should probably play the lottery, but based on which numbers?

    • windbag says:

      It’s Detroit. 666.

    • Pakimon says:

      Between the blowout loss to the Penguins on Sunday and last night’s shutout to Detroit, I think the Flyers are running on fumes.

      I was really hoping for some playoff time but it’s starting to look grim.

      • Abu says:

        The Leafs are a tonic for an uncertain team.
        Plus the Pens and NYIs have clinched so maybe some stars will be rested.


  18. The smart thing for Charles would be to just retire. Waddle away and just do something else besides eating. But then we wouldn’t have the amusement.

    I wonder what it would be like if he created original content, for the first time.

  19. kbdabear says:

    Jeff “The Shark” Samardzija reminds us that it’s 29 days until the Begging Bowl anniversary

  20. Because olo says:

    Looks like Toot’s Twitterbud is crashing and burning.

    • pineapple says:

      That racist zombie looking freak is finding out his perceived self importance is vastly overrated.

      Him and his racist following is what’s wrong with America. I hope he gets mocked incessantly for being a big time loser.

    • Arachne says:

      Hey Dee-ranged! A carpetbagger is a carpetbagger is a carpetbagger.
      And I’m thinking MOST of the people of Baltimore think you’re a race-baiting piece of shit who encouraged and excoriated the dirtbags that made their lives a living hell for over a year.

  21. Octopus says:

    He just can’t stop lying, can he? 😆

    Fatass awarded the next presidency to Shrillary the day she announced she was running. He’s been entirely dismissive and insulting towards Sanders, until very recently, when the Bernie Bros have been crack-a-lacking him. Now he’s all, “I’m sure he’d be a fine president, if he somehow manages to beat Hildabeast, which he never will because…guns are for killing.”

    • Arachne says:

      As per usualy, Moulitsas gets it wrong again. Fatass never at ANY TIME broke the effing Rathergate story. EVER. And as we proved here, the .gif that apparently took him almost three days to construct and publish was available the same night at another website.

    • Pakimon says:

      Some money quotes:

      What was Charles Johnson hoping to accomplish? Perhaps he believed he could smoothly transform a large successful rightwing blog and website into a large successful center-left blog. It didn’t work out that way.

      There’s not much original content on anymore, and what there is I don’t find to be inspiring or cutting edge.

      In other words Johnson succeeded neither in getting much of his original viewer base to move with him in their worldview, nor did he attract any significant new group of followers to his site after he moved to the center-left (on most issues). While I find the current version of LGF to be inoffensive, it’s also a backwater.

      Chunkles went from “cuttin’ edge” to “cut n’ paste”. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        I got some good laffs. A moonbat, diagnosing the business model of other moonbats. Getting most of it wrong, being on the wrong side, but still able to see Chunky’s massive-failure quite clearly. He’s a cautionary tale! 😆

    • Bcuz u iz dum says:

      Chunk is the classic example of the idiot who opens his mouth and removes all doubt.

    • Bunk X says:

      That’s great fodder for a post on DoD.

  22. kbdabear says:

    Toot knows less about sports than well, anything else, he doesn’t even like sports.

    These crackdowns on online fantasy sports sites is simply the government cracking down on businesses that can’t afford to pay off politicians and whose clientele is overwhelmingly male.

    • kbdabear says:

      That obviously wasn’t written by Toot who never watches any games, it’s another cut and paste job.

      If Toot was aware of sports issues in his own town he’d know that Time Warner raised rates on his and every subscriber’s monthly bill to cover their huge contract with the Dodgers, and if any subscriber wants to watch the games they have to pay extra again to get Dodgervision. DirecTV and Dish Network refuse to pay the premiums for Dodgervision, so any fan who doesn’t want Time Warner cable tv and to pay for Dodgervision can’t catch any games unless it’s on the ESPN game of the week when they’re not showing Yankees or Red Sox games.

      • Arachne says:

        Not only that, he’d know the names of the organizations – Draft Kings and FanDuel. I don’t know anyone that called them “daily fantasy sports.”

        Yeah, you don’t know shit, dumbass, but you want people to believe you’re right there on the scene, fighting the corruption.

        I’m trying to think why Fatso should even give a shit about these sites. And then I realized. He thinks that if they weren’t playing the fantasy sports shit they’d be rushing to give him money.

        Oh, and we didn’t get an update on that car situation, did we.

  23. Octopus says:

    Wow, that was lame! Such a build-up to “grotesque and wrong,” and it turns out to be an innocent joke about not knowing if the little girl will inherit her mother’s boobs. Whoa, that’s so horrible!! 😆

    You’re an imbecile, Chunky. Oh, and the new guy is bombing on Comedy Central News For Handicapped Adolescents Of All Ages. Not winning. Probably because racist.

    • Arachne says:

      And Colbert is bombing in Letterman’s slot as well.
      I think more people watch the Weather Channel at 11:30 than will tune into Colbert.
      To me, I think the late-night Johnny Carson format is over and done with. Sure when there were four channels and nothing on at night, it was one thing – now there’s pay cable, regular cable, and if you have a Smart TV – Netflix, hulu, You Tube and Amazon.

      I don’t know about you, but watching these nitwits hawk their latest project and unfunny monologues is not worth staying up for.

      • Octopus says:

        I’ve been out since I started hating Letterman, which was sometime during Bush’s first term. I recorded Craig Ferguson for awhile, and his replacement has some funny moments if you’re ever around to see it, but all in all, it’s over for me. I usually read myself to sleep, either with a good book or a lot of internet browsing. Too much of the latter, usually.

  24. pineapple says:

    “Chuck”….. heh.

  25. Because olo says:

    That was the end of Mr. Toot…

  26. Octopus says:

    In honor of National Beer Day:

  27. pineapple says:

    Frank Luntz is toying with Fatso.

    • Because olo says:

      They always get bored quickly, though. Been a while since he got any attention form Milo or Nick Searcy or anybody else who matters.

  28. pineapple says:

    Who says Fatso doesn’t read over here?

    And that’s a rap folks…… Frank Luntz is done putting the whoop ass on Toot.

  29. ISTE Hungry says:

    Tonight I cooked a sausage and onion and green pepper pie.

    Looks nasty, smells all wrong.

    AWESOME! Going to put it in the fridge and eat it Saturday night when I am drunk as a skunk.

    Now,,, what to eat now? I have two eggs and peanut butter in the fridge, oh and a can or carrots.

    I need a woman that can make sammiches!!!!!

    (I hope she can make peanut butter and egg ones…)

  30. Because olo says:

  31. Because olo says:

    Toot has a new chair.

  32. Octopus says:

    Browsing through some Zappa, landed on this one. So, the guitar is an obvious precursor to Bowie’s riff on “Rebel, Rebel,” unless I’m crazy. Also, the vocals are one of the first raps put down to a funky beat, and very socially-aware, much more so than 99% of the idiotic raps that have been laid down since, extolling the virtues of drugs, killing, prostitutes, miscellaneous bitches, the profits to be made from the aforementioned, and whatnot.

    • Bunk X says:

      Wow. 1966.

    • pineapple says:

      Back in the day on acid, I was at a party sitting alone in a darkened room. Someone was playing this record and the song “The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet” came on. I was never the same again. It’s a masterpiece in a disturbing way.

  33. Because olo says:

    Things Toot needs to know:

  34. rightymouse says:

    We have been in Chiangrai since yesterday. At a fabulous restaurant tonight, I had a delicious bowl of Khao Soi. Eat your heart out Fatso! 😆

  35. rightymouse says:

    It’s been very hot/humid. I forgot how uncomfortable it can be. But it’s been so good to be back. 🙂

  36. Zappa on the Steve Allen show billed as a man who plays music with a bicycle. He plays a great straight man to Allen’s sarcastic cutting up. Almost unrecognizably clean cut. 1963

  37. Octopus says:

    Doctors official position: You’re either a boy hotdog, or a girl hotdog. Sorry!

    • Octopus says:

      Somewhere, Caitlyn is sobbing bitterly. 😦

      • Arachne says:

        Frankly, I’ve never believed that Jenner was transgender, period. I think the DUDE is a transvestite who decided that being transgender would not only allow him to indulge his fetish for dressing in women’s clothing, but would also be more “socially acceptable” and palatable to the viewing public so he decided to call himself a “she” instead.

        Essentially, I think he’s more “Ed Wood” than “Renee Richards”.

  38. Arachne says:

    Fatso seems to be very resistant to the reality that his big “master plan” to be a force on the left is in major tailspin (not that it ever achieved cruising altitude). Moulitsas backhanded him but good in the blogpost, which said essentially “yeah I’m happy you came over to our side but frankly no one really gives a shit what you think anyway and we didn’t need you to begin with.” His tweets are starting to get blowback from the audience he’s trying to attract, his fundraising is on life support and let’s face it, his blog is nothing more than maleable leftovers from the blog’s heyday who now found themselves as big fish in a small(minded) pond.

    All you need do is see his cringe-worthy “look what I [stole] and put on my blog” that attempts to generate clicks, coupled with his pathetic pleas for money, the non-movement of his GoFundMe, the quality of twitter users who retweet and answer his mundane ramblings, his rudeness and failure to engage and see that in essence, he’s no better or worse than the average dick with a blog.

    • Octopus says:

      I vote for “worse than average.” His blog sucks, his tweets suck, and his begging-bowls are the laughingstock of the Beggar’s Banquet Pot Pie Company.

    • “Fatso seems to be very resistant to the reality that his big “master plan” to be a force on the left is in major tailspin ”

      He has managed to become a FARCE on the left. 🙂

  39. Octopus says:

    Sez the fat recluse who tweets obscenities all day long, every day.

  40. Because olo says:

    When Toot tangles with @Nero be like.

  41. Octopus says:

    Another classic piece of SJW Theater Of The Insane:

    Icon – Comments 59 Comments | Permalink Tim Blair Blog Icon Arrow
    Tim Blair
    Friday, April 01, 2016 (2:35am)

    Leftist grievance poker hits the Texan theatre scene:

    Southwestern University in Texas has canceled its annual production of “The Vagina Monologues” because its author, Eve Ensler, is white – and featuring a performance written by a white lady would just not be inclusive to women of other races.

    They used to target dead white males. Now they’re attacking living white females. Incidentally, the annual cost of tuition, fees and room and board at Southwestern University is $US50,090.

  42. Octopus says:

    JD Martinez would like to chime in, on Opening Day in Detroit:

    Tigs lead the Damned Yankees 4-0, in the 8th. So far, so good. 🙂

  43. Octopus says:

    He gets exactly the amount of recognition he deserves, as a one-hit wonder of staggering proportions. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      P.S. Your own musical career is also accorded the proper amount of total oblivion.

    • Yet another white guy/group that he’s promoting. He doesn’t really listen to the music of minorities. Only pretends to when drug addled and pedophile pop stars die due to their own self abuse.

    • pineapple says:

      And the song wasn’t even that good. I can think of many others far more deserving that didn’t have a hit.

    • Octopus says:

      I love Ramirez’s work. Consistently excellent. This one is a classic for the DoD Archives. 😆

      • ISTE Not an artist says:

        Bonk could do a great parody of that with full recognition as to the inspiration Ramirez provided. We do not steal others’ work and say we did it in this place *Rathergate cough…*

  44. Octopus says:

    The Sixties™ 🙂

  45. kbdabear says:

    Toot is in his “Man Under Siege” happy place. Although coming from the far left he won’t use the words “knuckle draggers”, “white supremacists” or “flying monkees”

    Well, at least not yet..

  46. TreBob says:

    It w’s interesting after reading the dKos blog entry, all I could think about is how obvious it was to the lefties that Charles has cratered his blog and that he is a complete loser. It is possible that Charles could get what he wants and have his name go down in history. Whenever you really hose something up and it was completely your fault, it could called “Johnsoning”.

    To use it in a sentence; “Boy, he realty Johnsoned his blog” or even replacing certain words in phrases like; “that’s really JUBAR (Johnsoned Up Beyond All Recognition)”.

    He could be famous.

  47. Because olo says:

  48. Because olo says:

    Cristina’s got a blog. BRC, can we put her on the blog roll?

  49. Octopus says:

    Penis penis penis LOL!

  50. Bunk X says:

    Pro Troll spotted.

  51. kbdabear says:

    LA Angels superstar centerfielder and amateur weather reporter Mike Trout here to tell us that no matter how cold it is in April right now, it’s 27 days until the Begging Bowl anniversary

  52. Octopus says:

    Fatass thinks “The Bell Curve” is equivalent to “Mein Kampf.” 😆

    I think I’d like to go back to sleep now.
    13 hours ago
    I’ve woken up in a country where the civil rights movement never happened & white supremacists are routinely published by mainstream sites.
    13 hours ago
    Un. Fucking. Real. PBS is publishing the author of The Bell Curve. What the hell is going on in this country?
    13 hours ago
    Wait. What? PBS is now publishing racist screeds by Charles Murray? #facepalm @joshtpm
    14 hours ago

    • Octopus says:

      That there are IQ differences across ethnic backgrounds is a fact that is simply beyond the comprehension of stupid people blinded by political correctness and other mental problems. Pretending these differences don’t exist is just as absurd as pretending IQ is the only predictor of social, familial, intellectual and financial success. IQ is the best predictor, but certainly not the only one. EQ is very important, and the instillation of a good work-ethic by decent parents. Not being a drug-addict or alcoholic helps. 😉

      • ISpeakJive says:

        This describes Chunky exactly. He’s a grotesque, malignant IQ denier that clearly refuses to believe the SCIENCE!

        He just knows better based on feelings. The facts are racist. Don’t talk about them.

    • To Chunk citing accurate statistics that show blacks as lagging behind academically and asians and Jews excelling = “racist screed”.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      All humans have the same IQ except for Republicans, who are all stupider than Chunky.

  53. pineapple says:

    There were anti-trump, SJW, BLM assholes being assholes yesterday at Portland State U. I found this snippet to be ……… well, you decide.

    Here’s a good rundown on what happened if you are interested.

  54. Octopus says:

  55. pineapple says:

    This guy is stupid, embarrassingly stupid.

    Um I beg to differ there Jeff Furballington, North Korea can already land their ICBM on a barge, a barge called Tokyo.

  56. Pakimon says:

    Just finished watching a hockey nail biter as the Flyers beat the Penguins to lock up the last playoff spot.

    I thought the Flyers were cooked going into this weekend but thanks to the Bruins imploding today, they not only opened the door for the Flyers to steal their playoff spot, their loss clinched a playoff spot for Octo’s Red Wings.

    Now the real fun begins and what is required is grit and attitude to advance through the NHL playoff meat grinder.

    Grit and attitude. 😀

    • Octopus says:

      Congrats, Pak! Way to go out and win your way in, unlike the Wings, who BEEP-BEEP-BEEP…backed into the playoffs, on a couple of frustrating losses. Still, better to be in, where anything can happen. Playoff-hockey is like nothing else, that doesn’t make you sweat bloody bullets.

      This gal looks mean. I bet she’s a great cook, though. IN BED!!

      • ISTE Plotting...... says:

        Even though she is wearing fishnets by the looks of her you are going to have to wrap your own shrimp in pastry and bake it.

        First thing I noticed was her fingernails. She is never going to get them clean and hygienic enough to be able to cook food safely. She is a take away kind of girl.

      • Abu says:

        It is time for NHL teams to axe themselves: can they beat the defending champion Chicago Blackhawks in a best of seven series? You’re a daisy if you do.


    • Stonemason says:

      Here in the Philly area it’s atteetude, and we have quite a bit.

    • windbag says:

      I stopped watching the Bruins totally sucking out today. Un-freaking-believable how they died in the home stretch of the season. They were in first place a month ago. Now, they’re not even in the playoffs.

  57. Because olo says:

    OK, girls. Here’s a Twitter account…

  58. ISTE Plotting...... says:

    Well, Saturday night here. Just been fed the most amazing shrimp by a really hot blond chick that is a spectacular cook (seriously)

    Googling what I ate I think it was this

    Now, alas, all alone…..

    (Still some shrimp in the fridge though and a nice bottle of $2.98 Walmart Merlot is tempting me)

    What has all this got to do with Charles Johnson you may ask?

    Well just before the above mentioned hot chick, who stops by occasionally to feed me, left she noticed there had been a change to Little Green Footballs on the computer she uses here. A state of the art, Windows 10 machine with the biggest monitor in the place. It is like shit off a chrome shovel . (A quaint English expression meaning “really fast”)

    (Um she is very computer literate for a blond too..)

    She was correct. I looked at LGF on my 14 year old Dell running XP and lo and behold there was a change.

    So, going to see if I can even find the room where the boilers used to be. Since LGF downsized in traffic I think they replaced the massive steam boilers and the giant steam turbines that would dwarf anything found in even the largest nuclear power stations with one of those little electric heat water on demand things you find under the sink in a weekend retreat cabin. We just don’t need that much processing power any more.

    Hopefully I will be able to remember some of the distant past and the BRC may be able to metaphorically poke Charles in the eye yet one more time.

    LMAO.. The research for the basis of a good laugh took ten minutes after I was not distracted by the woman, she is a true inspiration….

    Now…. how to write this up?

    Not happening tonight, the Merlot and three RioTBoards are calling my name…

    To be continued……. 🙂


  59. Octopus says:

    This is why the global warming boondoggle is dangerous. They can bring the power of the state down on rational skeptics, in service of the vast fraudulent scheme.