Beware of Moderates! Update: Charles still denies ties with Breivik

When the Left claims a person is moderate, beware they mean that the person is just slightly to right of Hugo Chavez. Our favorite nasty person, Happy Warrior calls Obama’s judicial nominee a Moderate!

Garland is ModerateBeware of the term Moderate!
Update: Charles still denies that Breivik had ties to LGF.

Sam KnightBreivik cited Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs numerous times in his manifesto. Charles can lie all he wants, but Breivik was a fan of his.

[Updated: Corrected spelling of Breivik and added link to Diary of Daedalus’ archive.]


Charles Johnson’s execrable blog is not forgotten – LGF gets a mention at Powerline

We all know how desperate Charles Johnson is to still be relevant in the Blogosphere, the problem is that ever since his “Break with the Right” in 2009, he has been largely ignored and forgotten (except by us good folks here at the Diary of Daedalus). Yesterday on the Powerline blog someone actually remembers Little Green Footballs – but not in a  good way.

LGF Not Forgooten

Famed Jazz Guitarist Charles Johnson Pays Tribute to the late Keith Emerson by Tweeting Photo of Greg Lake.

Another classic rock icon is gone.

Keith Emerson (keyboardist extraordinaire of the power trio Emerson, Lake & Palmer) committed suicide at the age of 71 on 10 March 2016 in Santa Monica California. According to Rolling Stone, Emerson blew his brains out with a hand gun.

Jazz guitarist and fellow ELP bandmate Charles Johnson (who lives within biking distance of the late Emerson)  expressed his sincere condolences in a Tweet:

ELP Confusion

Charles is a pretentious, pathetic petulant poser, and Little Green Footballs deserve their own Theme Song. So, with the powers bestowed upon me and without further ado, I hereby designate the following song to be representative of the aforementioned blog and its rumpswab of an owner, for any reason whatsoever, now and forevermore. Amen.

[h/t to Lucy Dynamite, DolphinCatcher, coopernumpy & Barbie Sandwich.]

We have the inside story – there was no outage in the LGFHQ neighborhood, only a lazy bum who did not pay February’s electric bill!

My sources tell me that there is no outage only one in a shit house hovel where the tenant is listed as one Charles F. Johnson. It seems that the inglorious Mr. Toot – the slovenly, unhygienic, flatulent, halitosis afflicted shut-in who spends the little of disposable income he has on important things such as Cheetos, Milky Ways, Twinkies, Mountain Dew, Licorice, and Blue Bell ice cream – forgot to pay his electric bill. Somehow I expect Vlaams Belang! Rand Paul, Karl Rove, Glenn Greenwald, or the Mossad to get the blame for this one.

Tootster you are a bad citizen. Good citizens pay their bills on time and do not expect hard working fellow Americans to foot the bill for them while they lay around all day stuffing their faces with junk food and engaging in twitter wars with strangers. Mr.Toot you need an intervention!

Hey Chuckles I did some searching for you and I found that there is a place in Culver City that is hiring – McDonald’s 4835 Sepulveda Blvd, Culver City, CA 90230. I think that even a fat, indolent, slob like you  can handle asking customers “Would you like to supersize that order?” – don’t you?

Pay the bills

Climate Change!

While most people tuned into the debate to hear the candidate’s plans to improve their lives, Charles has only one concern.


Only Charles cares about this useless issue.


Only Charles Johnson is allowed to jump into other people’s timelines on Twitter. Anyone else, is engaging in harassment!


“Raise Your Hand. Now you’re a Nazi,” says Charles (der Führer) Johnson

Yes, Charles, everyone who holds his/her hand in the air for whatever reason is a Nazi.

Raise Your Hand.2

Daedalus Addendum:
I went to the Trump rally in Orlando out of curiosity. It was not Nazi salutes the fans did for Trump. It was a pledge to vote for Trump, Tuesday March 15th. I am no fan or Trump nor his movement, but the media is lying here.