Flying Pig Moment: Charles praises a Conservative

The 2016 election has produced some strange bed fellows. In a odd turn of events, Charles Johnson praises Wisconsin conservative talk show host Charlie Sykes.

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I give Charles kudos for a moment of intellectual honesty.

90 Comments on “Flying Pig Moment: Charles praises a Conservative”

  1. kbdabear says:

    This could become a meme….

  2. kbdabear says:

    “Right Wingers” with permanent residency in Toot’s head with lots of room since the brain isn’t taking up any space….

    Jim Hoft
    Ben Shapiro
    Stacy McCain
    Ginger Hipster
    Andrew Breitbart

    • TreBob says:

      The ignorant fool doesn’t even realize that “Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs” has become synonymous with ‘total loser who’s also a insufferable asshat’.

      • ISTE Devastated says:

        Oh no………

        You mean we spent years of hard work, created a thriving community here. Spent many long days and nights developing real world friendships. (That reminds me, a long night of hard work, real world, thriving is long overdue…. but I digress… ) and it was all based upon someone who is now a ‘total loser who’s also a insufferable asshat’

        We were fooled, duped, used…..

        And I would be happy to be fooled, duped and especially used all over again. We had, and we will continue to have fun.


  3. kbdabear says:

    Because it gets you tons of followers and lots of donations, right Toot?

    • kbdabear says:

      Well, not so much in donations… last drop in the begging bowl was 22 days ago..

      16.6K followers. Not a big jump there.

    • Arachne says:

      I looked up “Boogeyman” just to be sure. No definition said “mythical character used to conjure up images of batshit crazy behavior.”

  4. Juan Epstein says:

    Shrieking Harpy

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    Not a boogie man.

    An adjective for failure.

  6. rightymouse says:

    What a fat effing hypocritical misogynist. Stupid a-hole.

  7. rightymouse says:


    • rightymouse says:

      Wrong linky…

      • rightymouse says:

        Fatso, your claim to fame was as a bell ringer.

      • ISTE Devastated says:

        Lucy, this ain’t going to end well…


        • calo says:

          1 like, 1 retweet for Lucy. Winning! 😂

          • Arachne says:

            Also – Duke must have been rather pissed off about the whole $1000 thing to mention it. Otherwise, if you read the way he describes band ebbs and flows, he would have simply mentioned that so and so was now on guitar.

        • Bunk X says:

          “This was still an instrumental group, so the singers were icing to an already slammin’ cake.”

          Barry was in a slammin’ cake.

      • Arachne says:

        Ricky played with Duke and Jarreau. Notice Fatso doesn’t mention Ricky died in December 2013.

        Steely Dan had genuine talent. They wouldn’t have let you NEAR their studio, jerk off.

      • Arachne says:

        Have you even played with “lots of bands” Fatso? You have never ever ever even played with a Tier C Band, much less with a stadium band like the Dan (which is how they’re referred to in the biz).

      • kbdabear says:

        “Played with lots of bands” sounds like someone who basically gets called when the real guitarist is unavailable for a night. Not someone who sticks because he’s really good.

        • Arachne says:

          And that happens more than you know. I would field calls for my ex when we lived in New Orleans asking if he was free to play here, there, everywhere.

          Mostly could not. Because he was in L.A. In a studio. Fixing bad drumming.

    • kbdabear says:

      I can see why Toot loves “Cousin Dupre”. It’s a song about a guy who lusted for his cousin once she passes puberty.

      From the comfort of my Aunt Faye’s couch
      When I see my little cousin Janine walk in
      All I could say was ow-ow-ouch

      Honey how you’ve grown
      Like a rose
      Well we used to play
      When we were three
      How about a kiss for your cousin Dupree

  8. pineapple says:

    Yea, after she threw a punch and it connected dumbfuck.

    Hey DooR Matt…… when that dude sprayed her smack dab in her hideously ugly feminist libtard mug I laughed.

    I hope there is lot more of that.

    • rightymouse says:

      The silly girl isn’t getting much sympathy from DoorMatt’s tweet. 😆

      • Arachne says:

        And excuse me? GROPED my ass – she was trying to hit the OLDER gentleman and was being restrained. There isn’t enough beer in the world to make anyone want to grope her. She isn’t just Coyote Ugly. She’s Kevorkian Ugly.

        • pineapple says:

          She’s so ugly she should have her boobs revoked. If someone groped her boob it was certainly by mistake.

    • ISTE says:


      She lashed out first.

      “Never bring a fist to a pepper spray fight”

  9. ISTE says:

    Mr Trump has a valid point.

  10. ISTE says:

    Michelle Fields is no match for a real woman journalist.

    Michelle Joann Fields is an American political journalist who is a former Breitbart News Network reporter as well as a former Fox News Channel contributor. Upon graduating from Pepperdine University in 2011, she gained national attention after having a confrontation with actor Matt Damon over teacher tenure reform.

    As compared to Kate Adie.

    Her big break was the London Iranian Embassy siege in 1980.[3] As that evening’s duty reporter, Adie was first on the scene as the Special Air Service stormed the embassy. The BBC interrupted coverage of the World Snooker Championships and Adie reported live and unscripted to one of the largest news audiences ever whilst crouched behind a car door.

    Adie was thereafter regularly dispatched to report on disasters and conflicts throughout the 1980s, including the American bombing of Tripoli in 1986 (her reporting of this was criticised by the Conservative Party Chairman Norman Tebbit), and the Lockerbie bombing of 1988. She was promoted to Chief News Correspondent in 1989 and held the role for fourteen years. One of her first assignments was to report the Tiananmen Square protests of 1989. Major assignments followed in the Gulf War, the war in the former Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, the 1994 Rwandan Genocide and the war in Sierra Leone in 2000

    Also she was injured several times while doing her job.

    Her close-to-the-action approach once caused her to be shot at by an “irate Libyan”. The shot nicked her collar bone but she did not suffer permanent harm. Indeed, it was this approach that elicited the wry adage that “a good decision is getting on a plane at an airport where Kate Adie is getting off”.

    While she was in Yugoslavia, her leg was injured in Bosnia, and she also met Radovan Karadžić while there.

  11. swamprat says:

    A lot of anti Trump tweets today. They are really getting into it.

  12. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson

    Only in the Republican Party could a monster who bites strippers still find employment.

  13. Octopus says:

    Seriously, now…we’ve all seen the ridickulouse video of the non-assault of Fields. Let’s stop humoring the libturds, on this.

  14. Octopus says:

    I haven’t received any positive input on my incessant huckstering of this gal here, and Lord knows I’m the one setting bar lower than anyone could ever limbo under, but still. Was anyone else young once? Did you ever get a booty call? Smoke a doobie call?

    I remember my Dad listening to old Sinatra records, talking about faded romance and late-night remembrances. In the wee-wee hours, before the prostate-problems. He kept most of his problems to himself, and I try to do likewise.

    Ri-Ri is talking about the same human stuff, in her latest album. It’s not Sinatra,by a long shot, but it’s a singer coming to maturity in the public eye. The same basic issues never go away. Sinatra’s cigarette smoke and whiskey are Rihanna’s weed and cognac.

    • pineapple says:

      Most of the stuff I’d heard from her was pop but the song you post here shows more depth for sure. I’ll keep listening.

      If I had a late night dooble/booty call it would be “Debra” by Beck. I mean it just would be.

      Sinatra’s cigarette smoke and whiskey are Rihanna’s weed and cognac which would be Beck’s nicotine and gravy.

      I met you at J C Penny
      I think your name tag, it said ‘Jenny’
      I could’ve step to you with a fresh pack of gum
      If somehow I knew you were looking for some, oh no

      Like a fruit that’s ripe for the pickin’
      I wouldn’t do you like that Zankou chicken
      ‘Cause only you got a thing that I just got to get with
      I just got to get, get with you and you know what we’re gonna do

      I wanna get with you, oh girl
      And your sister
      I think her name is Debra

  15. swamprat says:

    Watching an odd video; satanist leaves the fold and sees the light. Pretty standard fare, right?

    Subtitles only available in Croatian.
    I can’t hear in English. Who does this?
    Why not Burmese or Yoruba?

    • swamprat says:

      The link populated! I didn’t mean to do that.
      Funny parts; talking about walking around in Hell in blue shorts and teeshirt. Also the bad guy melting like a baby. And taking a train to Hell. It was packed.

  16. Bunk X says:


    • OLT's First Two Guesses Don't Count says:


      NO ASS???

      I do not even recognize this place any more!

      • Because olo says:

        Rose probably isn’t interested. But as an Islamic apostate, she’d do the bacon and beer just to crank the splodies up.

      • Abu CAP LOCKS: off says:

        Cake and beer, bacon and ass. What’s so hard about that? I saw this glaring omission at work and SOL’d. (sighed out loud)

  17. TreBob says:

    Why is this not targeted harassment by Charles?

  18. TreBob says:

    Talk about targeted:

    • TreBob says:

      So, should any of us with twitter accounts report Charles for targeted harassment? I went ahead and reported on these two tweets.

      • pineapple says:

        I’m not on Twitter but those of you that are should report him. Like they say, “what’s good for the goose is also good for the blubbery fat slob”.

        He keeps confusing stalking with mocking. You are the stalker Fatso, you still stalk Ginger even though he’s off Twitter and Facebook. That is bizarre stalker behavior.

        I just enjoy making fun of him and his 17 compliant lap dogs. There is so much to ridicule even without going to his ad infested blog.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh please, Fatso, we don’t need Twitter to get at you.
      We have the Playpen.

      And sauce for the goose, dude. I will be asking everyone whose timeline you jump in to do likewise.

    • kbdabear says:

      Didn’t Toot get a letter from Twitter just a few weeks ago telling him that they couldn’t find anything approaching threats or harassment, but let them know if he actually had any, you know, ACTUAL evidence?

  19. Arachne says:

    Wow – WeaselZippers is now so laden with ads it’s taking as long to load as Little Green Snotballs. And freezes up. Wow.

    • Abu says:

      Sadly,for months now my computer gets dickish every time I try to go to WZ. It was one of my favorite sights.
      Funny how the old LGF gave the world WZ, JWF, Iowahawk,…. And all that’s left is an unemployable shut-in and his socks.

      Going surfing, baby!

  20. windbag says:

    Is Jazzy McBikeshorts testing the waters to see if he can backtrack and claim to be conservative, since his lefty phase has emptied his checkbook?

  21. Because olo says:

    Today’s gonna be fun.

  22. Juan Epstein says:

    What a p*ssy.

    It’s not real, Charles.

    It’s the internet. You can turn it off or walk, er…waddle away.

    And the ponytail? Stop appropriating female culture. You’re like a white dude with dreads.

  23. rightymouse says:

    Am leaving bright and early tomorrow morning on the first leg of our trip to Thailand. We’ll have our phones and laptops so I hope to post when I can. 🙂

  24. Lucy The Dynamo says:

    Well looks like Charles is upset.


    • Lucy The Dynamo says:

      I think Charles hates hot chicks…


    • Lucy The Dynamo says:

      To Charles women are “creeps”

      Charles, I would not creep you with a thirty nine and a half foot pole!

    • Lucy The Dynamo says:

      Oh by the way Charles, people will laugh at you, ridicule you and parody you long after I am dead and banned from the Twitter thing.

      Charles, something you may not know. We have youth and health and fitness on our side. You are getting old and , well, FAT!

      • calo says:

        Is he STILL going on about his stalkers tonight?

        • Lucy The Dynamo says:

          LOL not yet…. But I have a feeling I may have to ask Ms Hotmail for yet another email account so Mr Twitter will be fooled into giving Lucy_Diamond an account.

  25. Lucy The Dynamo says:

    Well, is this an insult to Trump or women?

  26. Octopus says:

    Five minutes from now, Fatass will tweet about how Trump’s candidacy is tearing the GOP apart. 😆

  27. swamprat says:

    Your moment of LGF zen:

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