Dude needs help!

I have theorized that Charles is not mentally well. Mr. Toot has said in the past that people want to take away his will to live. This lends credence to claims his mental health is in a bad state.

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Charles needs help.

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127 Comments on “Dude needs help!”

  1. pineapple says:

    After 8 years of Odumbo and a do nothing Congress?

    Sure he could Fuckface, sure he could.

    And when he does Toot, I’m gunna… laf… and… laf… and… laf!

  2. Bunk X says:

    Charles is about to fall off his encrusted futon.again.

  3. rightymouse says:

    This is for Fatso….

  4. Pakimon says:

    It’s a cold and dreary Easter Eve night in a Denver suburb back alley and our intrepid (yet unemployed) gimpy-legged hero is deep in slumber upon of bed of his skidmarked underwear and old newspapers.

    His dreams are filled not with Peter Cottontail but of a taut and tawny rabbit hopping down the bunny trail.

    • Pakimon says:

      In his dream, Gus is trying to tempt the taut and tawny bunny with his special brand of “carrot”.

      He feverishly leers, It’s

    • Pakimon says:

      The taut and tawny bunny isn’t impressed. She giggles and states that Gus’ claim is more than a bit exaggerated.

      Gus tries to explain away the small size of his “carrot”.

    • Pakimon says:

      The taut and tawny bunny turns to leave and Gus doesn’t want to be left alone. He feverishly whimpers,

    • Pakimon says:

      The taut and tawny bunny stops and looks over her shoulder and regards our gimpy-leeged hero with “come hither” look that leaves Gus weak-kneed.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus can’t believe his luck! He’s amazed that his fortunes could turn so quickly!

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus happily shambles after her, his dream of having the taut and tawny temptress filling him with confidence of whats to come…

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus’ pickled brain is filled with visions of the erotic delights that will soon be his.

    • Pakimon says:

      The taut and tawny bunny is going to fast down the bunny trail and Gus is falling way behind!

      He sees his possibility of erotic delight slipping away.

      Gus shouts desperately as she starts to fade into the distance

    • Pakimon says:

      The taut and tawny bunny disappears in the distance, and Gus awakes from his Easter Eve slumber with a start.

      To his dismay, gus realizes it was just a dream and is dismayed that the taut and tawny
      she-devil is haunting every recess of his shriveled and Twitter addicted brain.

      He sighs

      and begins to pout…

  5. windbag says:

    “Talk me down from the ledge.”

    Okay…”JUMP!!!!”

  6. Because olo says:

    Gus just got Instatweeted.

  7. rightymouse says:

    Gussy’s other Easter outfit….

  8. Abu teh penis penis penis lol guy says:

    Happy Easter, stalkers, lol.

    When will Fatso learn that by putting his every thought on the innerwebs we aren’t stalking, just mocking? Never, you say? I see.

    • Octopus says:

      This actress is currently starring in “11 22 63,” the miniseries based on moonbat Stephen King’s novel. King thinks everything bad that happened after Kennedy’s assassination could have been avoided, if Kennedy had lived. It’s a common theme, amongst hippie-moonbats of that era.

      On the other hand, this actress is lit from within. Another Canadian stunner.

      • ISTE Clothing designer. says:

        The zipper is installed backwards….

      • pineapple says:

        Per IMDb, “11 22 63” has Nick Searcy listed for 3 episodes.

        (shhhhh….don’t tell Stephen King)

        • Octopus says:

          Searcy has a minor role, but he’s very believable as the small-town school administrator who hires the time traveller as a teacher. The show’s not bad, if you can overlook King’s occasional libturd-cracks, and Franco’s smirking. That guy smirks more than any person has any right to smirk.

      • windbag says:

        Right when I scrolled down and this picture appeared, my wife said, “You’re supposed to press your finger on it and see if it bounces back.” I think she was talking to my daughter about something in the oven.

      • because you're dumb says:

        Wow what a doll. if it has Nick Searcy then I’ll watch it and I don’t mind James Franco although I don’t think he can smile with his eyes open

    • ISTE Clothing designer. says:

      As to “Stalking” I cannot even load LGF any more. Two reasons.
      1, I have a slow Internet connection. Ping 61ms Download 3.47Mbps Upload 1.77Mbps but it is faster than I can type.

      2, The amount of crap and adverts and bullshit the LGF site loads.

      Running on an old Dell and XP. It has a variable speed fan that speeds up and slows down according to CPU temperature. Normally it is quiet. Visit LGF and the damn thing sounds like a 747 on takeoff!

      So, Charles won. He finally managed to block me…..

      • pineapple says:

        I stopped going over there too. A warning window pops up that says “continue script” or “stop script”. If I click “continue script” my computer crashes and needs a reboot. If I click “stop script” it only partially loads. Reading goofy comments from Fatso and his 17 loonytoons is reason enough not to ever go there.

        The reason LGF is so cumbersome and slow loading is by design. He wants people to sign up for a year to avoid that crap. If his yearly subscriptions are as dismal as his GoFundMe account, he’s in big trouble. He must still be living off mommy’s inheritance is all I can figure.

        • Octopus says:

          Also, every visit you make over there is counted 50 times by his page-viewing counter. It’s enabling to his delusional existence.

  9. Octopus says:

    The only male with a worse such rating, is you, Chunky. Isn’t that ironic?

  10. pineapple says:

    “Pakistan explosion leaves many dead at Lahore park”

    Pakistan Taliban splinter group Jamaat-ul-Ahrar told local and Western media it was behind the attack.

    “We claim responsibility for the attack on Christians as they were celebrating Easter,” spokesperson Ehansullah Ehsan told Pakistan’s Express Tribune.

    Motherfuckers….. can we call it “RADICAL ISLAMIC” terrorism yet Odumbo?

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35908512

  11. Abu says:

    To Paki & Octo:
    Next Sunday marks the end of the NHL regular season. Your two teams are neck-‘n-neck for a spot in the dance that is Playoff Hockey. I hope teh Wings beat Boston on 4/7. Hopefully both your teams get in and teh Bruins get an early start on getting better at hockey. And golf.

    I heard my Hawks can punch their ticket tonight but my guess it’s a multi-scenario thing. Being top 4 for home ice in round 1 is key. After that, the home team would have to take two at home from the defending Cup Champs. Good luck with that. Dynasty is at stake. Ditto for the LA Kings.

    • Abu oyliM says:

      * take two at home = I meant the first two games at home to open a series, otherwise home ice shifts to the road team if the road team splits/wins both 2 opening road games. (What?)

      / <<<<< I've fired my proofreader and feel better about my posts moving forward

      • Octopus says:

        The Wings are in deep doo-doo. No consistency from game-to-game, and the stars are not producing worth a damn. Mrazek is struggling. The team went kablooey in the second period of a huge home game yesterday, with Pittsburgh. I’m not bullish on our playoff prospects.

      • Pakimon says:

        The Flyers loss to Arizona on Saturday hurt but they do have “a game in hand” over Detroit and they are tied right now for the last playoff spot.

        We shall see what happens.

        Especially when Detroit and Philly battle on April 6th.

        Just might have to post a hockey floozy or two for good luck. 😀

  12. Octopus says:

    Chunky is rill worried about the dhimmi-dissension, even while he gloats constantly about the discord on the Right. 😆

    RT @Karoli: It really is painful to see good solid progressives tear each other apart over this primary. Like watching your parents fight.
    12 minutes ago
    This is no game, folks. If you don’t get behind WHOEVER the Dem nominee is, the consequences will be disastrous for the US.
    16 minutes ago
    Right wing organizations have been working overtime to spread dissension about Clinton. Liberals who fall for this shit need to get a grip.
    34 minutes ago
    There’s an awful lot of divisive craziness coming from Sanders fans these days. Lots of people spewing hatred at Hillary like right wingers.
    36 minutes ago

    “good solid progressives”…. 😆

  13. Octopus says:

    http://www.commondreams.org/news/2016/03/24/race-far-over-new-poll-shows-sanders-and-clinton-tied-nationally

    Chunky is right to be worried about Shrillary’s candidacy. Teh Radical Left is on the march! Did you know “socialism has been demonized” by conservatives? Check out some of this glurge — Socialism is on the march.

  14. pineapple says:

    Posting this Rock and Roll trivia question again to see if anyone knows the answer..

    What band did a song called “Aqualung” where one of the instruments played was a flute?

  15. pineapple says:

    Note the clever usage of the word “Dixiecrat” instead of the correct word DEMOCRAT.

  16. Octopus says:

    Of course you would, comrade. You’d want to fit in with all the young Bernie Bros and hot young socialist chicks. Party like it’s 1917. Up against the wall, capitalist piggies.

  17. pineapple says:

    Richard Grenell is making fools of libtards and libtard media who continue to play this Islamic “game of charades” they always play.

    It is especially hard for them to play dumb today because the Taliban proclaimed publicly that it WAS an EASTER DAY ATTACK on CHRISTIANS. Mainly women and children.

    His timeline is entertaining.

  18. Octopus says:

    http://www.dailykos.com/news/BernieSanders

    The Kos Kidz are going for Bernie like there’s no tomorrow! 😆

    • pineapple says:

      Haha…. the Demonrats are even more fucked up than the Republicans….. who saw that commin’?

  19. Octopus says:

    It’s just getting interesting, Garage Boy. Wait until the indictments come down. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    A great American author died yesterday. I’ve been reading everything he’s written since the mid-’70’s. RIP, you old bastard. 🙂

    http://www.freep.com/story/entertainment/arts/2016/03/27/jim-harrison-michigan-great-quotes/82323636/

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Sad. I just ordered “Sundog” to read.

      • Octopus says:

        I ordered his new book, “The Ancient Minstrel.” I know it will be good, because all his books are good. Or, great. “Sundog” is an oldie, and a goodie.

        • Octopus says:

          Note on Harrison: if you can’t handle an occasional anti-American shot, you won’t like him. He’s one of those guys who still isn’t over the mistreatment of the Native Americans, for example.

  21. kbdabear says:

    Toot lays on the charm for teh womynz…

    • OLT's I'd Run, Deb, But That's Me says:

      Get a towel under that bra strap, if you’re going to keep engaging the engorged misogynist.

  22. Arachne says:

    And a begging bowl update:

    NOTHING coming in for three weeks. In 40 days, Fatso will hit the one-year mark with his amazingly successful fundraising efforts. I suggest a special thread that day.

  23. pineapple says:

    What band did a song called “Aqualung” where one of the instruments played was a flute?

    kbdabear answered Jethro Tull, which is incorrect.

    Tull is known by most as a rock band that features an unusual instrument for a rock band…. a flute.

    Aqualung is arguably their most famous song.

    It is one of a few songs that Tull does that contains no flute.

    The answer to the question would be the band “Morcheeba”.

    It is a completely different song called Aqualung and the flute solo comes in a 2:04.

    It’s acTULLy a pretty good song.

    Good question if you want to make a quick $20.

    • OLT's First Two Guesses Don't Count says:

      Question:

      Who would be your first pick as soulless guitar noodler for a band named “Morecheetohs”?

      • pineapple says:

        I’d pick Toot but we’d have to change the band name to the “Morefatfuckingpigskins”.

        • Octopus says:

          My first pick would be Dick Dale. If you’re goin’ surfin’, why not go with a pro?

          • Octopus says:

            Oops…too much soul. I guess I’d go with Moobshitta, aka Fatass McDumbth.

          • Arachne says:

            That and…talent.

          • pineapple says:

            Too much soul again.

            I’d go back to Ronnie Montrose again for A Town Without Pity.

            Or Link Wray’s Rumble

          • poteen2 says:

            Went motorcycle riding with Dick Dale about 25 years ago. Friend of mine was a Del Tone 2.0.
            Seemed like a nice guy.
            He was really pissed at his little Hawaiian ex though. She musta really squeezed him.

        • Abu esortnoM says:

          Pineapple:
          Happy my random Montrose reference got you on a Ronnie bender. Nice choices!

          I didn’t respond with J. Tull because it was too easy. So Rock Candy it was.
          Space Station #5 would have also worked, IMHO.

          • pineapple says:

            Thanks for the Montrose post Abu. Got the juices flowing.

            Paper Money and Warner Brothers Presents, were two really good albums too.

            I’d chose Starliner off Paper Money and Matriarch off Warner Brothers Presents both albums are chock full of goodies.

            Their 1st album is probably their best though, looking back.

            Sammy Hagar’s departure after Paper Money was OK with me.

  24. Octopus says:

    Talk about flightless and gormless. 😆

  25. kbdabear says:

    Toot adds “International Law” to the list of Shit He Doesn’t Know Anything About…

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky should unfriend ISIS. Just say, “I unfriend you,” Fatass. That’s how it works.

    • Arachne says:

      Actually, Dumbass, maybe you should actually read the accords of the Geneva Convention. NONE of them apply to ISIS. We do not have to abide by them in our treatment of these animals but we do.

      I’d call you dumber than a box of rocks but it would be insulting to rocks….which actually have some redeeming social value.

  26. Octopus says:

    Sarandon and the elite Hollywood Left have left Shrillary in the dust, and gone all-in for Bernie. It’s quite a socialist sight to see!

    These are your new pals, Chunky. Enjoy. 😆

    • pineapple says:

      I think the Republicans will come together once one candidate surfaces.

      Looks like the Democrat party is going to draw battle lines and implode no matter what. Shillary’s indictment would make it all the sweeter.

      It couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of dickheads.

    • Arachne says:

      I seriously doubt that either Joan Walsh or Susan Sarandon give a flying fuck about what the Fat Hermit in Culver City thinks of them.

      • Octopus says:

        I enjoyed the way Fatass said, “I don’t know her, but…”

        No shit, you don’t know her. You aren’t a player, Chunky. You’re a 63-yr-old recluse with a computer, who begs strangers for nickels, and gets nothing. 😆

        • Arachne says:

          There’s a handy list of the people that Fatso doesn’t “know” down in SoCal. It’s called the Greater Los Angeles Metropolitan Area White Pages.

  27. Octopus says:

    A mean guitar.

    • pineapple says:

      From Wiki

      Wray served in the US Army during the Korean War, and contracted tuberculosis, which laid him up in a hospital for a year. His stay concluded with the removal of a lung, which doctors predicted would mean he would never be able to sing again.[10]

  28. ISpeakJive says:

  29. pineapple says:

    Fatso hates it when he gets a taste of his own medicine.

    He absolutely hates it when he gets blocked…… I laugh.

  30. pineapple says:

    RIP. Patty Duke

  31. Arachne says:

    I loved that show. I’d still watch it. It’s 10 times better than most of the current dreck the networks are pushing at us.

    • Octopus says:

      Pretty sure Patty was my first tv-crush. I really liked that show, and got excited when I heard the intro. I also thought she was great in the Helen Keller movie.

  32. ISpeakJive says:

  33. ISpeakJive says:

    It’s the same over here!