LGF is a Nazi website!

Charles loves to accuse people of being Nazis. When the tables get turned, Mr. Toot is not too pleased.


Charles getting a taste of own medicine is priceless.

107 Comments on “LGF is a Nazi website!”

  1. Pakimon says:

    Blaz is probably remembering videos like this. 😆

  2. Pakimon says:

    and this. 😆

  3. Pakimon says:

    “Uh, wrong. Really, really wrong.”


    I love the the smell of peevishness in the morning. It smells like… like… butthurt. 😆

  4. rightymouse says:

    She’s an equal opportunity dolt. Well, lady, don’t be surprised when we return the favor m’kay???

  5. Because olo says:

    Nick pisses Righty off…

  6. kingkuffa says:

    And LGF came up from a picture of the “other” Charles Johnson…hahahaha! That must have really chapped his ass.

  7. kingkuffa says:

    Wonder how much longer “pejmanamiri” will last over at the swamp. His latest Iran page is already -3.

  8. Octopus says:

    She’d probably fit in at LGF.

  9. Octopus says:

    Maybe Gus and Chunky could open a business together, to escape their grinding poverty…

  10. kbdabear says:

    Um… Toot… 2/3 of California and ALL of Southern California are FUCKING DESERT!

    If it wasn’t for the water drawn from the Colorado River and some FAKE LAKES in Central California that provide water for Fatassed Leftists, Southern California would be dry as a bone too.

    I thought this doofus knew all about climate and #SCIENCE!

    • Arachne says:

      You mean like fake Greek columns in the middle of Colorado? And a “Seal of the Office of the President-Elect.”

  11. kbdabear says:

    Toot fires up the Projector again …

  12. swamprat says:

    lgfonevolution is probably the nazi site that blaz(at)filmfanman was thinking of.
    “lgf on evolution”. It has a link at this site and it is pretty bad. No, very bad. Makes davey dookey look tame. Although Charles does not lack his own share of anti- Israel loonies.

  13. Octopus says:

    Still the classiest wedding march of all time. OF ALL TIME!! 😆

    The dad looking to protect his son is awesome…especially when he starts filming. 🙂

  14. Octopus says:

    HUGE comeback-win for the Wings tonight, against the division-leading Panthers, on their ice. I nearly turned it off when we were down 3-1, but I had a feeling we would come back, as the Wings were skating well and outshooting Florida. I’m back on board with this team, which looked tired and lame against Toronto last Sunday. I know…I’m easy.

  15. Octopus says:


    Fatass said the science was settled. He’s not smart. Has quite a streak of dumbth going. 😆

  16. Octopus says:

    And yet, we still are given no examples of what he’s so sure about. There must be hundreds or thousands of such calls to violence out there — why can’t Dear Fatass copy-and-paste a couple for our edification?

    • Arachne says:

      As opposed to those thugs at BLM friendly places calling for the murder of Whites, police officers, that sort of thing?

  17. Octopus says:

    Nope. None of that is happening. Nobody cares. If someone actually mentioned you or tweeted at you, you would be re-tweeting that precious shit like crazy, for days.

    You’re a sad excuse, Chunky. But we still dig ya, baby. You’re a groovy cat. 🙂

  18. Octopus says:

    The Weekend Package was some potent stuff. 😆

    Oh shit.
    15 minutes ago
    This is my dream. My home,
    16 minutes ago
    I’m a giant brain. 😀
    18 minutes ago
    Breaking. twitter.com/Norway_E/statu…
    24 minutes ago
    We know.
    26 minutes ago
    She can kill with a smile.
    26 minutes ago
    27 minutes ago
    You gave up on me!
    27 minutes ago
    You didn’t count on me.
    28 minutes ago
    My foxhole has Christians.
    32 minutes ago

  19. Octopus says:

    “Grabbing the collar” has always been the purest definition of assault. Chunky is an expert on all things. 😆

  20. Octopus says:

    Happy First Day Of Spring!

  21. Pakimon says:

    It’s a cold and dreary night in a Denver suburb and Gus, inflated with his new “asshole persona” has arrived at his former “digs”.

    Gus surveys the landscape and notes the Easter regalia decorating the front lawn.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus also notes that the garage door is wide open and the interior is empty. It’s as if the homeowners believed that there were no gimpy-legged bums roaming around looking for a place to squat.

      Gus giggles to himself

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus brazenly enters the empty garage, dumps his tattered ruck sack on the concrete floor and begins to set up residence.

      He can’t believe his good fortune!

      All is quiet and no alarms are sounding and no sign of an enraged landlord.

      It’s as if

      he thinks to himself.

      • Pakimon says:

        Having finished off his ditch weed and Sterno, Gus curls up on his skidmarked underwear bed on the cold, concrete garage floor and drifts off to sleep.

        Happy thoughts flit about in his pickled brain as unconsciousness approaches..

        • Pakimon says:

          Editor’s note: The above comment was mistakenly posted here by me by mistake instead of down below where it was supposed to go.

          I reposted it down below in the correct spot for continuity.

          Sorry about that. 😳

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus fashions a bed out of his skidmarked underwear on the concrete floor, lays back to enjoy his newfound comfort and breaks out his ditch weed and Sterno.

      It looks like Gus’ “asshole persona” is paying dividends and he is happier than he’s been in weeks.

    • Pakimon says:

      Just one more thing and life will be complete!

      Gus peers out the garage door and looks hopefully towards the bedroom window of the neighbor’s house.

      There she is! Scantily clad in her underwear and doing yoga stretches!

      Gus sighs contentedly as he ogles the distant taut and tawny form framed by the bedroom window.

    • Pakimon says:

      Everything is sunshine and lollipops for Gus and he can’t believe his sudden good fortune.

      His eye catches the haggard reflection of himself in a rain puddle on the driveway. He shambles over to the puddle and stares down.

      “Thank you for bestowing upon me the “asshole persona”, Gus mumbles.

      “I am eternally grateful”, he adds

      His reflection in the rain puddle replies:

    • Pakimon says:

      A dim part of Gus’ pickled brain sounds a warning.

      Reflections answering back is a sure sign of insanity!

      Next thing you know, you’ll be dreaming of attending weddings involving rotund ponytailed bloggers trying to cook smoked salmon on a bbq grill with the taut and tawny she-devil!

      Such thoughts indicate your mind is:

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus pays no heed to such disturbing thoughts and stumbles back into the garage to finish off his daily ration of ditch-weed and Sterno.

      As his mind slowly melts as he imbibes in his recreational activities, Gus congratulates himself on his scheming and cleverness like a gimpy legged stewbum version of Wile E. Coyote.

    • Pakimon says:

      Having finished off his ditch weed and Sterno, Gus curls up on his skidmarked underwear bed on the cold, concrete garage floor and drifts off to sleep.

      Happy thoughts flit about in his pickled brain as unconsciousness approaches.

    • Pakimon says:

      Just as Gus approaches the gates of stewbum slumberland, the roar of a V-8 engine fills his ears and glaring headlights blind his eyes as an SUV careens up the driveway and directly towards the open garage door!

      It’s the homeowner/ex-landlord coming back from wherever he was!

      • Pakimon says:

        Rut Roh!

        It looks like Gus’ fortunes have turned sour in a blink of an eye!

        To find out what happens to our intrepid gimpy legged hero next, stay tuned for the next episode of Operetta de Gusano™ ! 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        The preceding episode of Operetta de Gusano™ sponsored by:

        • rightymouse says:

          Made my morning! 😆

          • Octopus says:

            Another classic, Pak. I had a feeling Gus was going to serve up some taters this weekend, when I heard about the package he received, or put together, or found behind the Safeway. 🙂

            The father of the tawny kitten next door is going to murdalize our hero, one of these crazy nights. 😯

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  23. Because olo says:

    Message to Mr. toot.

  24. Because olo says:

  25. rightymouse says:

    Axe Fatso. He knows everything about DOS commands, amirite?

  26. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. Toot’s in another twissing contest he can’t win.

  27. Octopus says:

    Why do you ladies insist on sending me these selfies, all day long? I told you, I’m a happily-married man, not looking for a dangerous liaison. And still, the pics keep coming. Please, control yourselves. Have some dignity.

    So annoying! 😡

    • pineapple says:

      I know Octo…… I’m wondering if a global cease and desist will work.

      • Octopus says:

        Now that’s just terrible! It’s all kinds of messed-up, the way these young ladies keep firing their pixels into our reluctant retinas. There oughta be a law.

  28. Octopus says:

    Yes, you have a bum. Everybody does. Big deal.

  29. pineapple says:

    Some shampoo from Argentina is Twitter verified with a blue check mark. It has 3.7K followers.

    Yet these losers do not…..

    Fatso McToot
    Fatso O McWillis
    Eric Blowhard
    Bob Cessna

    Collectively that’s a lot of tears.

  30. Octopus says:

    I told you, I don’t like tattoos. Yours isn’t as bad as most, but it’s unnecessary. You’ll regret it later, and it will be painful getting it removed.

    • Octopus says:

      Now you’ve gone and made your friend mad, by jumping in front of her. Is that polite? No. All that tuition gone to charm school, and you’re like a hog at the attention-trough. Shame.

  31. swamprat says:

    Today, our beloved leader is going to Cuba, to atone for the undeserved mistreatment our country has wreaked upon this outpost of liberal heaven.
    In his honor, I am posting this light hearted, firsthand, account of the good natured hijinks that happened when a little girl found herself in the middle of a socialistic paradise, surrounded by well-meaning caretakers of the people of Cuba:

    Hattip to sillielizziesrock(now defunct)

    Who also wrote:

    One day, outside my Havana kindgergarten at Sagrado Corazon Catholic School, I was faced with a rifle in my face by Castro’s communist goons. Every day, as I walked into class, Castro’s bearded militia would steal whatever money or food I had in my book bag.
    ……Edited for brevity, but worth looking up……..
    Well, out came the guns, pointed at my five year old forehead… and if looks could kill, I’d be dead. Thankfully, one of the other soldier goons was a woman who strutted over, pushed the gun away, grabbed me by my hair and pushed me inside the building screaming “Shut up and go inside!”. So much for the politics of “compassion for the chiiiiiildrennn”; its the same old demagoguery that the liberal Democrats use today – I hated it then, and I hate it now. They are THIEVES, LIARS and THUGS.

  32. pineapple says:

    Tijuana is feet away from the US … so what is your point idiot?

    Cuba looks pretty good if you ask me.

    People live at the TJ dump scavenging to feed their families. just a mile or so from the border.

  33. Because olo says:


  34. Octopus says:

    Fatass has super-cool friends!

    • Because olo says:

      And now Toot presumes to speak for Andrew.

      • Octopus says:

        Of course, Fatass is completely full of shit on this, as he is on everything. The Streak Is Intact! 😆


        Andrew Breitbart in 2011: ‘Donald Trump Is Not a Conservative’
        by Alex Griswold | 11:18 am, August 10th, 2015

        In light of the recent allegation that conservative website Breitbart was paid to write positive stories about Donald Trump (an allegation the site’s writers strongly deny), it’s worth remembering that founder Andrew Breitbart was anything but a Trump supporter.

        “Of course he’s not a conservative. He was for Nancy Pelosi before he was against Nancy Pelosi,” Breitbart joked during a 2011 appearance on Fox News’ The O’Reilly Factor.

        Of course, Andrew might have seen the value in Trump blowing shit up and making all the establishment do-nothing-bitches lose their minds. There’s absolutely no way of knowing how he would handle this dogforsaken election — aside from the fact that he would have been freaking epic in dismantling Shrillary and the Bernie Bros. 😆

  35. Minnow says:

    As much as I respected Andrew Breitbart, and I did – a lot – he is dead, and gone.

    So, now….. someone…. please tell me why we are obsessing about Andrew Breitbart who is dead and gone??

    Barry, you retarded half-wit…… Andrew Breitbart died.

    He is gone.

    He isn’t here any more.

    Barry – you are so retarded, it has gone way beyond amusing and tolerable.

    Barry. Seek help now.

    Yes, I know. Barry will be eating something in response to this.

    Barry, you are profoundly retarded and you have a really small penis, and a really large gunt.

    • Octopus says:

      His gunt is enormous! 😆

      It’s a gut-mangina combo, with a lot of front-butt thrown in, for bad measure. It’s a real good look, for a ponytailed recluse.

  36. Minnow says:

    “I ain’t no ways tahrd….” “there were snipers ever’ where….” and “gay marriage”… and “Benghazi was caused by a video”.

    This absolute piece of shit woman is a liar of unequalled proportions.

    So – go ahead… conclude I am wrong….

    just don’t vote for her sorry ass.