Beware of Moderates! Update: Charles still denies ties with Breivik

When the Left claims a person is moderate, beware they mean that the person is just slightly to right of Hugo Chavez. Our favorite nasty person, Happy Warrior calls Obama’s judicial nominee a Moderate!

Garland is ModerateBeware of the term Moderate!
Update: Charles still denies that Breivik had ties to LGF.

Sam KnightBreivik cited Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs numerous times in his manifesto. Charles can lie all he wants, but Breivik was a fan of his.

[Updated: Corrected spelling of Breivik and added link to Diary of Daedalus’ archive.]

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180 Comments on “Beware of Moderates! Update: Charles still denies ties with Breivik”

  1. Chunky tried to call the radical far left Obungle himself a moderate.

  2. I love how these Leftoids ‘tards call Congress “obstructionist” because it refuses to rubber-stamp this schmuck’s agenda. Congress is supposed to be “obstructionist”, it’s called ‘checks and balances’ for a reason, numbnuts.

  3. Arachne says:

    I will bet that the moron known as “Happy Warrior” doesn’t know anything about either Srinivasan OR Garland or their appellate rulings and is simply scouring the internet for names. . Garland is a foe of gun rights and would no doubt vote to overturn Heller. As for Srinivasan, he’s an Obama appointee to the DC Circuit, which he was packing with liberals as fast as he could before the Senate went back to the GOP.

    As for Garland’s “overwhelming” support – he didn’t even get 3/4ths upvote when he was confirmed for the DC Circuit. So please, don’t tell me he was OVERWHELMINGLY approved – you have to be over 75% for that.

    And as for acting on this nominee, I would remind Fecklass Fatass and his Merry Bunch of Morons that OBAMA filibustered Roberts, and tried to block Alito all on the grounds of ideology. So maybe it’s time karma bit him in the ass.

  4. Because olo says:

    Moderates.

    • Bunk X says:

      Decades ago I considered myself a “moderate” until I realized that it meant “ignorant.”

  5. Trump Says If the GOP Tries to Stop Him, His Followers Will Riot lgf.bz/1nOlM9u https://t.co/iqm9Yc2jDF
    3 hours ago

    Yeah FatBoy just like when OWS rioted and destroyed property and threatened people in many cities (for the crime of working in financials) and you said nothing. And they tried to blow up a bridge and kill people and you said nothing. And they created an unsafe anything environment where several young girls were groped and abused, even raped. And like when Ferguson and Baltimore denizens, who were accompanied and encouraged by BLM, SJW and Paleostinians rioted, looted, mugged people and shot policemen and you said nothing.

    But some guys in suits get in a scuffle and now you’re concerned about violence?

    • Arachne says:

      No, they probably won’t, actually, Fatso, not to worry. Trump just speaking for effect.
      However, I don’t seem to recall you getting all that agitated when a bunch of thugs from BLM terrorized Ferguson, MO over a complete and contemptable effing LIE or Baltimore where a deranged drug user didn’t have the sense to sit down in a moving van.

      So why don’t you just shut your supersized SJW ass UP.

  6. http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/03/15/seth-meyers-calls-donald-trump-f-king-clown/

    Looks like Myers is going to play the “Worst Person on the Planet” to try and save his ratings. You remember him, right? The guy who always had to play the straight man on SNL because he’s not, ya know, funny. At all.

    Everyone seems to agree he sucks. There are only opinions as to what degree.

    http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/movie-tv/seth-meyers-sucks-so-bad/55693092/

    He also attacked Trump at the WH media dinner (Trump was merely in attendance) when the tradition is the comedian is supposed to roast the President. Trump went along but was clearly confused by the mean-spirited barrage while sitting in the audience.

  7. Rage Furby Chuck C. Johnson is hearing imaginary billionaires again, revealing secret stories only to him. https://t.co/YtruvrzIn3
    1 hour ago

    Poor fat moron Chunky has no connections or ability to report (even badly which he surely would) and threw his chance to learn from AB. Had he not taken Crazy Town Express to Libtard he might have been in the middle of all this. Instead he’s left standing holding his pannus and sweatily screeching about Trump iz Teh Violent.

    Looks like there’s plenty of behind the scenes stuff to fill in the bizarre actions of Fields and Shapiro. Good read from Ginger. http://gotnews.com/why-does-drama-always-follow-michelle-fields/

  8. Because olo says:

  9. Video: Ben Carson is Fine With Trump Calling Him a Child Molester: “You Have to Admit, It Did Work” lgf.bz/1STudNU
    55 minutes ago

    Chunky’s streak of misreporting remains unbroken. The big words are lost on Chunky. Try and keep up Chunky. The Donald was talking about Dr. Carson’s temper.

    Trump:

    “It’s in the book that he’s got a pathological temper,” Trump continued. “That’s a big problem because you don’t cure that.”

    Trump then offered the example of a child molester.

    “You don’t cure these people. You don’t cure a child molester. There’s no cure for it. Pathological, there’s no cure for that,” he said.

  10. Octopus says:

    In case anyone is generous and wants to help somebody in a way that might actually do some good for people, unlike the chiseling loser’s GoFundMe that nobody gives a nickel to unless they’re insane: http://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/1567/Wounded-Veteran-Plans-To-Open-A-Restaurant-To-Inspire-And-Employ-Other-Veterans

    This is what GoFundMe is for, Fatass. Not for enabling obese sluggards like you to sit on your ass and tweet insipid glurge all day and night.

  11. Octopus says:

    Chunky’s constant referring to Charles Johnson The Journalist as “Rage Furby” makes me think our fat shut-in is very familiar, if not obsessed, with the furry side of life. If he had any money, he’d pay fur sex. Here’s a freebie furby, Fatty:

    • rightymouse says:

      Lawdy, lawdy!!
      Where are my smelling salts????? 😯

      • Octopus says:

        If the furry-fetish isn’t evidence of the infantilization of the Millenials, I don’t know what is. Besides support for Bernie, Obama and Mean Mama Shrill.

        • Bunk X says:

          That stuff goes back decades prior to the milennials, and for godsake don’t google “Plushies.”

          • Octopus says:

            Hey, I had a stuffed animal buddy when I was a kid, in the early ’60’s. My Mom threw him out when he got soaked with my puke, during the Great Death Flu of, oh, 1966? Might have only hit my house, that bug, but everyone was barfing all over the place, including my Dad, who never got sick enough to miss work (except that time).

            Off to check out these Plushies…must be really cute! Can’t be too weird, with a fuzzy-sounding name like that…oh, wait.

            Mark Cuban?!

          • Arachne says:

            Actually that photo sums up just about every whiny toddler currently posting at LGF and giving Fatso a rim job on Twitter…..

            …too harsh?

          • Octopus says:

            Too warm and fuzzy, actuallement. 😆

            There are plushier pics, btw, I was too proud of the human race to proffer. Google on, fearless explorers of the human fur-zone. With all yer pubes and butt-hairs removed. What the hell is wrong with y’all, btw?

  12. rightymouse says:

    Q. Did President Obama once say of Republicans: “If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.”
    A: Yes. Obama made those remarks at a fundraiser in Philadelphia during the 2008 presidential campaign. He was paraphrasing a quote from the 1987 mob movie “The Untouchables.”
    So, shut up, Fatso. I hope we kick ass.

    http://www.factcheck.org/2011/01/obama-guns-and-the-untouchables/

  13. Octopus says:

    Salon is just apoplectic about Bernie’s ongoing, slow demise. He promised so much free stuff, even more than Obama promised. Now they’re bringing out the sharp knives, to dissect Slick Willie’s surprisingly-moderate, business-friendly administration. They hated that he reformed welfare! 😆

    http://www.salon.com/2016/03/14/bill_clintons_odious_presidency_thomas_frank_on_the_real_history_of_the_90s/

  14. Octopus says:

    Not even close, GB. You’re one of their special people. 😆

  15. Octopus says:

    😆 :lol::lol: 😆

    • Bunk X says:

      15 seconds of spot-on mockery.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, because she did, dumbass. It’s a great video. She thought she was being so clever. Except that it was dog barking at Republicans if they lied, but came back to bite her in the butt.

      I will give the Donald credit – people hurl insults at him and he just laughs it off. I’m sure Beastie thinks she’s going to have the knives out for him, but I can almost hear the Donald now:

      “So she says I’m _______. Yeah, okay, right? I’m being called a __________ by a woman who was FIRED – and I know all about ‘you’re Fired! – right?’ – from the Watergate committee for unethical behavior. Oh, and there’s that guy in the Travel office she prosecuted? Jury came back and acquitted him in 45 minutes! And she says no one died in Libya. She sure has a short attention span, but you know, if I were as dishonest as she was about the incident, I’d want to forget about those four Americans she left to die too!”

  16. Octopus says:

    Thanks for nothing, Blackhawks.

    Got yourself a hot young team there, Pak.

    • Pakimon says:

      Just hoping they don’t run out of gas on the home stretch.

      • Octopus says:

        Yon Phlyers, they have that lean and hungry look. They want it more than anyone else I’ve seen play lately. Taking that game in Chicago last night was very impressive, after being down early.

        • Abu's Skip to 2:55 - NEVER. GETS. OLD. says:

          My reigning champion Blackhawks are in a funk. “Going surfin’, baby!”
          / I sure don’t speak whatever they is

          • Octopus says:

            Blackhawks have Toews, Kane, Hossa, Seabrook and whatnot. No sympathy, Abu. Sorry, mi amigo. 😉

            Wings got their shit together tonight against the BJ’s on their ice, which is tough for us, usually. Had our backup, $5M/yr goalie in there too, and he should have had a SO, but for a late pp. Signs of life, in the last couple periods against Philly and tonight. Maybe this bunch wants to do something. We’ll see.

  17. Dwells38 says:

    Testing new ipad

  18. Octopus says:

    Of course you do.

  19. Octopus says:

    😆

    It’s your hive-y league education, that’s the difference.

  20. Bunk X says:

  21. Because olo says:

  22. Arachne says:

    Interesting thought for all those twits who need their “safe spaces” — if the Irish were as thin-skinned as you whiny dirtbags – you wouldn’t be able to have Lucky Charms for breakfast.

  23. Because olo says:

    Going after granny again…

    • rightymouse says:

      Hillary interned at Bob Treuhaft’s law firm in San Francisco. He was a member of the Communist Party as was his wife, Jessica Mitford Treuhaft, a member of the notorious Mitford family. Jessica was also very close friends with Maya Angelou.

      http://www.nysun.com/national/hillary-clintons-radical-summer/66933/

      • rightymouse says:

        The Mitford girls were a pain in the arse. Jessica was a die-hard commie. One sister, Diana, married Sir Oswald Mosely – leader of the British Union of Fascists and another sister, Unity Mitford, was enthralled with Hitler and shot herself in the head when Germany & England went to war. Unity survived, but was never the same. I have always felt sorry for the parents.

        • Octopus says:

          Nice historic review, ‘Mouse. Not that the socialist kids and uber-femmes will read it, but it’s out there, at least.

  24. rightymouse says:

    Cher is screeching at the top of her lungs. 😯

  25. kbdabear says:

    Toot is going to shit, as he only uses Tweetdeck and never goes directly to Twitter because he’s all anti capitalist and doesn’t think they should make money, just ban everyone he doesn’t like

    I think this is just the Windows app, not Apple or Google…

    • Octopus says:

      That’s highlarious…can’t wait to see Chunky’s ass-covering reaction to the abandonment of his beloved Tweetdick, while still proclaiming his eternal devotion and loyalty to the libturded-masters of Twitter. Forecast: Some stammering and throat-clearing, followed by pronouncements akin to “We have always been at war with Eastasia!,” and then some Segways into “Four legs good, two legs bad,” which will be followed in a few minutes with “Four legs good, two legs better.” It’s the usual course of things.

    • Because olo says:

      Toot still uses Apple, doesn’t he?

      • Arachne says:

        They will no doubt shut it down for Apple next. PC eliminates most of the users.

        • Because olo says:

          There are alternatives. I use Hotot under Linux. It’s got some lameness, but it’s pretty snappy. Pretty sure it’s available for Windows.

        • Because olo says:

          I’m noticing that their “algorithm” doesn’t mess the order up in the app. This may be why they want to kill Tweetdeck. They want to force the “algorithm” on everybody. They’re asking for it.

  26. Octopus says:

    Here’s the thing: “Oh, Danny Boy” is a cursed song, to many of me friends on the good side. The Catholic side. Sorry, Protestants. Sorry, Chunky me morbidly-obese lad, with no talent whatsoever.

    Another fat fucking cow liked the song a lot, before he pooped himself to death on the throne:

  27. Octopus says:

    Robbie’s just slightly more talented than Dear Fatass, on the git-box. Not really going surfing, here, if that’s what you came for, Chunky-fishnadoes.

    • Minnow says:

      I am not sure why, but I get this mental picture of our buddy Barry sitting there being told “I don’t care Barry, as long as it’s tight.” and Barry responding with “No problem.” or some such.

      -and then I get another mental image of Barry doing his Egyptian faggot dance with his slack jaw and shit eating grin…

      and then I get a final mental image of someone saying “Boring.”

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Barry – you loser.

  28. Octopus says:

    Sabina is doing music video on donkey. All you need to know.

  29. Bunk X says:

  30. I hope everyone had a gut one!

  31. It’s Friday. How ’bout some Alison Krauss and Union Station? Just keep it on mute thru the ad.

  32. Octopus says:

    😆 The Donald TRICKED Cadillac! He’s a trickster.

    • Arachne says:

      I believe that’s called “NEGOTIATION” dumbass. But I can see how you would be fooled. Word with more than two syllables.

      And of course, Lt. Liposuction will claim he BROKE the story. Because he was on the phone and all with Cadillac. BTW, this was on the internet YESTERDAY at a different site – does he credit it?

      • Octopus says:

        The Left is throwing every insane charge at Trump they can dream up, these days. Doesn’t matter one bit, if there’s any relation to the truth. Doesn’t help that some ostensibly on the Right are helping with the character-assassination, but the Left has a worse case of Trump Derangement already than they ever worked up for Dubya. It’s really weird. He’s not even a conservative! 😆

  33. Octopus says:

    Incoherent and drunken? Um, no. Ginger has been spelling out why he parted ways with Fields and Shapiro very clearly, since the Horrible Incident Of Thuggery happened. Turns out, Fields is a serial dramatist who practices her field journalism in high heels, and is always looking to make herself the story. She’s a gal on the make, in other words. Which is fine, all of these young bulldogs (male and female) are very ambitious, in a changing media world where TV-stardom is the prize (so sorry, Chunky — you breaky camera).

    Fatass is always projecting his own worst traits onto the people he stalks 24/7, who shun him like doo-doo they step around on the sidewalk. You think Shapiro and Fields are going to embrace you now, ya big silly? 😆

  34. Rabbi Gottfried, this is very holy stuff:

  35. Let’s face it. Gilbert will say anything! To anyone!

  36. http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/fox-and-friends/blog/2014/03/10/teen-suing-parents-rages-%E2%80%98spoiled%E2%80%99-baby-boomers?intcmp=ob_article_footer_text&intcmp=obnetwork

    Interesting comments. Says a lot about people’s views. That the parents should necessarily pay for this little ingrate’s college is not a given, by any means. I’m very generous to my daughters but that’s because they work their asses off studying all the time. And are always very grateful. If I were this girl it would have all been over by now and I would be busily PROVING myself to them and the world. And not suing my own parents ( I think her dad is a veteran) and further destroying any relationship with them. Some people are just awful people and I think her parents have sensed this. She needs some hard lessons taught by life that they couldn’t get through to her. When kids bite the hand that feeds they deserve to be written off.

  37. Maybe I’m old fashioned but am I crazy to not find explicit sex funny?

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/03/18/why-fans-will-thank-big-bang-theory-star-melissa-rauch-for-her-wild-sex-scene/?intcmp=hpff

    We were watching the Melissa McCarthy with Sandra Bullock (an otherwise very funny movie) movie and there was a very awkward moment when they got the bad guy’s phone and there were a bunch of dick pics on it. The joke was that was the last thing they wanted to see, and I get it. But it’s strange to be watching full frontal cock with one’s teenage daughters. It was pretty obviously a rubber dildo but I was annoyed. The kids assured me that it was funny and they weren’t traumatized. I’m probably just a fuddy duddy. Next I’ll be shooing kids off my lawn.

    But after that I won’t be watching Rauch’s movie even if it’s a chance to see her enormous boobs. Whether she realizes it or not that’s the REAL reason why the producers wanted to do this supposedly hilarious scene. They know a zillion men will go/buy/rent it just for that. Just to see her big tits. Porn is easy. Ha Has not so much. That takes talent and timing and work and practice.

    • Octopus says:

      My Rule: Never watch any R-rated movies with the kids. They initiated that rule, btw, when they were in high school. I think we were watching the old classic, “Rock And Roll High School,” when they decided the boobs were making them uncomfortable and me “creepy.” 😆

      • I got used to watching TV with the kids when they were preteen because I really liked those shows. Zack and Cody and iCarly and (Jennette McCurdy had my toes secretly curled that kid was so sexy) And that big brother guy’s as funny as Jim Carey. And Hannah Montana. I laughted my butt off. Wizards of Waverly place. Now that my girls are teenagers they watch more grown-up fair where grown-up = trashy :). Like the Kartrashians. They watch this show called New Girl with Zooey Deschenal who’s impossibly sexy and everyone in the show is having mindless sex with no emotional attachment. There’s no wit to it at all. Anyway I’d rather watch Nickelodian or Disney channel so I usually just leave. LOL I don’t complain though because they rarely watch TV. They bust their butts studying so I let ’em watch what they want. They are 10xs the student I ever was.

        • Octopus says:

          I used to watch Nickelodeon with my kids, too. My older girl was obsessed with Invader Zim for a long time (couple of years), and we watched those episodes until we had them memorized. Crazy stuff. I also got them into Beavis & Butthead, Ren & Stimpy and some other classics.

  38. The Republican Threat to Mental Health lgf.bz/1TQN1P2 https://t.co/keSQOWniLd
    1 hour ago

    I wouldn’t be commenting on mental health Idiotarian fat boy who bizarrely and publically flip flopped his entire existence within the span of a few months 8 years ago.

  39. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. Somebody dissin’ sammiches.

  40. Octopus says:

    Gus is having another dispute with the dumpster crowd?

  41. Octopus says:

    Suddenly, public shaming is bad! When it’s a lefty being shamed out of a job, that is — I’m sure it’s still fine and dandy to shame RethugliKKKans. 😆

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2016/03/17/melissa-click-what-would-our-world-be-like-if-no-one-ever-took-a-chance/?tid=sm_tw

  42. Octopus says:

    ICYMI:

    😆

  43. Octopus says:

    😆 Sorry, girls.

  44. Octopus says:

    Now it’s wrong to change your mind? Golly, Chunky…I just can’t keep track of your evolving opinions. 😆

    • He really is such a dimwit. He’s lobbing bricks from WITHIN his glass house.

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, you mean like the LEFT wingers in 2008 that didn’t like Obama in the primaries and voted for him in the General Election. Or the people who are supporting Bernie right now and will vote for the nominee in the General? You mean like THAT?

      Your attempts at being some kind of political sage are once again making you look foolish.

  45. #NowPlaying Becca Stevens Band, Johnny Marr & Steven Patrick Morrissey > There Is a Light T… lgf.bz/1pz9oMA https://t.co/qPWrDx9z7b

    I searched on Becca Stevens and found this dreck. Sexy pleasingly plump young woman sings like a little girl about her latest dick conquest. Oh but you also like Keith Jarrett and Pat Matheny. Yeah right.

    OMG I listened to a little more. It’s just awful. I’d rather watch this than little flirty girl. (gratuitous vulgarity warning).

    • Octopus says:

      😆

      Good tune.

    • Minnow says:

      Both terminated at about 22-seconds. Ugh.

    • rightymouse says:

      Just the kind of gals any kid would be proud to bring home to Mom. NOT! Yeesh….

      • Octopus says:

        I would be careful about the kind of gal I brought home for your seal of approval, ‘Mouse. And that’s a compliment. 🙂

        We feel we have given our girls a pretty good guideline on what to expect from their prospective boy-toys. We’ve only had one bad apple in the dating pool, since all that tricky business began in their high school years, and that kid was pretty much a sociopath Eddie Haskell who could have fooled anyone. Now, they’re both in love with their soulmates…oy vey! It happened so suddenly, that they both found young men they’re talking long-term about. Like, they’re both making plans about career-locales and specifics. It’s frightening, and heartening at the same time. See, yesterday, I was taking them to kiddie soccer and dance classes…and you know I’m not that old. Practically a child myself. 😯

      • Pakimon says:

        I always used the Rick James Litmus Test ® on whether to “bring her home to mother”. 😆

  46. Octopus says:

    Bill Burr loves my people:

  47. Because olo says:

  48. Octopus says:

    March Madness! MSU goes down like Goliath taking a rock to the temple. 😯

    Sparty was picked by more people and pundits than any other team, to go all the way. People are losing their shit around here. Oh, well…that’s what happens.

    My Wolverines have a shot at regaining some Michigan pride this evening, against Notre Dame. It’s a longshot, but that’s why they call them upsets, because people get upset when their favorites eat shit.

  49. rightymouse says:

    I love Milo! 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Heheheh…that’s so awesome. I mean, I wouldn’t have two dudes on me in Heaven, but the general idea is sound. And it’s fantastic to have an uber-gay on the Republican side, who is more eloquent and funny than anyone on the Left. 🙂

      • Because olo says:

        If you think about it, that’s sort of an amalgam of gay and Islamic conceptions of heaven.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Lol!

    • rightymouse says:

      The more the merrier! This is what a big tent looks like.

  50. Arachne says:

    Has Fartface the legal expert opined on the jury verdict that awarded Hulk Hogan $115 million against Gawker this afternoon?

    If only Fatso were important enough for Gawker to notice him. Instant Money!

    • Octopus says:

      That’ll probably be knocked down a bit on appeal, but yay for the Hulkster! That’s gotta hurt, asswipes at Gawker. 😆

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Wow. Are they even worth that much?

    • kbdabear says:

      Yup. Toot is happy because of a “dishonest smear job” (they didn’t praise him as a principled mover and shaker)

      • kbdabear says:

        Actually, Gawker noticed him once around 7 years ago, after his “awakening”. They haven’t noticed him since, and that’s what REALLY hurts our poor Toot.

  51. Minnow says:

    I heard Kasich is going to win in Ohio again this Tuesday.

  52. Minnow says:

    I see Fox News is up in arms because Donald Trump is taking pot shots at Megyn Kelly.

    The Princess thinks she can repeatedly attack him on her show without consequences?

    Screw her. She is a bitch to him and he is fighting back. Lump it little Princess, or shut the fuck up.

    • rightymouse says:

      Preach it! She’s a bitch .

      • Octopus says:

        It’s weird, the way Fox has turned on Trump. Not that it isn’t understandable, given all the facts, but the Left now has to deal with the fact that Fox isn’t all-in for the RethugliKKKan candidate, as all moonbat-dogma would dictate. The Right Establishment doesn’t really like the Donald, for understandable reasons. It’s not completely a bad thing for Trump, as the populace that supports him isn’t worried about keeping the usual alliances. The populist-uprising wants to break some shit.

  53. Minnow says:

    hey-hey…. ho-ho….. my parents pay for my tuition….

    hey-hey….. ho-ho….. I have never worked a day in my life…..

    hey-hey….. ho-ho….. I have never paid a dollar in taxes….

    hey-hey…. ho-ho…. I don’t know the name of our capitol…..

    hey-hey….. ho-ho…. Bernie Sanders and free shit…..

    hey-hey…. ho-ho…… Free ponies for everyone……

    • Octopus says:

      That’s the socialist movement in a nutshell. 😆

      Socialism was once an intellectual movement, based on philosophical ideals that seemed lofty yet reasonable, at the time. Then, over a hundred million people died horribly, serving those ideals. That was just in the last century — the current century is still rolling up the numbers. Who knows what the Norks will end up with, in the final accounting.

  54. Octopus says:

    Great basketball game going on, between UM and ND. My guys are trying to protect their lead in the second half. I think it will go down to the last ticks, like so many of these tournament games. GO BLUE!!!!!!!1!

  55. Octopus says:

    Speaking of commies, Stalin’s granddaughter seems like a very cool customer:
    http://nypost.com/2016/03/17/stalin-granddaughter-is-an-all-american-badass/

  56. Octopus says:

    Projection-translation: “I, Fatass McDumbth, am now very drunk. I will be collapsing onto the futon very soon. Please oh please, hit the tips-jar!”

  57. Octopus says:

    Loose Connection: “Baskets,” on FX. Forget about your political gibberish and watch a show that’s really different from the norm. People always say, “I want something different!” Hence, yer Trump and whatnot. This is a show that is presented as a comedy, but it’s not that. It’s only funny on occasion. It’s deep. It’s sad. It’s a problematic sell. I really like it a lot.

    Note: If the pilot makes you vomit, you might want to stop. On the other hand, the character of “Baskets’ Mom,” played brilliantly by Louie Andersen, might save the whole thing for you, as it has for many viewers. I like all the characters, myself. Perhaps I should be more discriminating.

    I first tuned into this thing to trash it, for the record. I hate the politics of Louie CK, even though I also watch his series raptly, when it’s on. I thought this side-project would be a misstep, but it’s a real step forward, for Louie and TV in general. That is mine humble opining.

  58. Octopus says:

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/03/18/few-women-show-interest-new-infantry-jobs-opened-them/81966838/

    Shocking, I know. I mean, who doesn’t want to be the point of the spear? There’s so much glamour involved. Amazing, the ladies aren’t jumping all over their chance to be the hero.

  59. Pakimon says:

    It’s a dark and rainy night in a Denver suburb and our hero is skulking in the alley behind the Walmart.

    Gus is in a funk, having realized that all his bridges have been burned in Denver leaving him homeless and more destitute than usual.

    Where will he go?

    Gus fleetingly wishes he could go to a place where the atmosphere is wholesome and the people are friendly and most important… no tawny tempting she-devils to lead him astray.

    A town like the one on The Andy Griffith Show!

    He quickly banishes the thought from his mind. He couldn’t go to a place like that.

    They already have a town drunk and they would expect him to * gasp * actually work!

    Gus dismisses the idea immediately!

    • Pakimon says:

      Where else could he go? Missouri?

      He’d never make it with his gimpy leg.

      Besides…

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus realizes any idea of leaving Denver is an exercise in futility.

      He angrily brushes any thought of flight from what’s left of his mind.

    • Pakimon says:

      Even more depressed now, Gus wallows in self-pity and takes stock of why he is in such a predicament.

      Why do people mock and loathe him so?

      Hundreds of thousands of tweets on his trusty Obamaphone yet only a handful of followers.

      How can this be?!

      The answer comes like a lightning bolt.

    • Pakimon says:

      The realization sinks into Gus’ very core.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus’ mind cracks as he hunkers in the alley in the cold rain.

      His eye catches a reflection of himself in the puddle next to him… his haggard image multiplied by the falling raindrops dropping in the puddle.

      He peers at the multiple images of himself like a homeless gimpy legged Gollum and begins to converse… with himself.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus crazily stares closer at his reflection, having grasped his latest idea like a drowning man grasps a life ring.

    • Pakimon says:

      Does Gus really want to go down that path? Apparently he does…

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus giggles insanely at his reflection in the putrid rain puddle and takes the leap, dimly aware that he’s been pretty much “down this path” all along so it won’t require much effort to go all the way.

      It’s decided!

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus staggers to his feet and begins limping back to his former garage domicile and the next door lair of the tawny, teasing she-devil.

      His shambling gait is now filled with purpose and confidence.

      Gus is aware of the change in his bearing and knows exactly what brought it about!

      and he is proud

      “Why am I proud?” Gus smugly thinks to himself…

      • Pakimon says:

        What kind of misadventures will Gus’ newfound outlook on life bring?! 😮

        To find out, tune in the the next episode of Operetta de Gusano™ ! 😆

        • Pakimon says:

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          • rightymouse says:

            BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

          • Pakimon says:

            Thanks. 😀

            If you listen to the lyrics of Aqualung, it fits almost perfectly with the Operetta de Gusano™ mythos.

            The “eyeing little girls with bad intent”, “watching as the pretty panties run” and “leg hurting bad” references are classic.

            I think I’ll make Aqualung the Official Operetta de Gusano™ theme song. 😆

        • Octopus says:

          😆 Awesome operetta, as usual. The “gimpy-legged Gollum” has to come to terms with himself. I hope the “weekend package” is helping him.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Narcissus gazing at his reflection in the rain puddle. Brilliant!

        Narcisgus.

      • kbdabear says:

        You tell ’em, Goos