We have the inside story – there was no outage in the LGFHQ neighborhood, only a lazy bum who did not pay February’s electric bill!
Posted: March 12, 2016 Filed under: Animal Farm Lunacy, Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Little Green Footballs | Tags: Charles "Icarus" Johnson, Charles Foster Johnson, Charles Johnson, Little Green Footballs, The Sage of Culver City 86 CommentsMy sources tell me that there is no outage only one in a shit house hovel where the tenant is listed as one Charles F. Johnson. It seems that the inglorious Mr. Toot – the slovenly, unhygienic, flatulent, halitosis afflicted shut-in who spends the little of disposable income he has on important things such as Cheetos, Milky Ways, Twinkies, Mountain Dew, Licorice, and Blue Bell ice cream – forgot to pay his electric bill. Somehow I expect Vlaams Belang! Rand Paul, Karl Rove, Glenn Greenwald, or the Mossad to get the blame for this one.
Tootster you are a bad citizen. Good citizens pay their bills on time and do not expect hard working fellow Americans to foot the bill for them while they lay around all day stuffing their faces with junk food and engaging in twitter wars with strangers. Mr.Toot you need an intervention!
Hey Chuckles I did some searching for you and I found that there is a place in Culver City that is hiring – McDonald’s 4835 Sepulveda Blvd, Culver City, CA 90230. I think that even a fat, indolent, slob like you can handle asking customers “Would you like to supersize that order?” – don’t you?
Charles has the perfect people’s skills to work at McDonald’s. He would chase away most of the customers.
Not a lot of room to navigate around behind the counter at McDonalds. Toot would deep fry his pannus flaps.
Victim angle like a boss? Does he mean like some mob boss? Chunk is such a POS. The “protesters” which are actually professional intimidaters and left wing thugs were physically attacking the attendees and fighting with the police (several of whom were injured). Note that the Fat Fraudster cares not a whit for those people. But whined like a baby for some jackassed proggy photog for Time left wing rag getting taken down (but not hurt) by the Secret Service. Chunk really has no compunction with unjust aggression and violence as long as it’s against someone on the right. The latter ALL of whom he hates bitterly. Free speech is standing around with signs and maybe chanting. Thuggery is physical intimidation and the clear intent to PREVENT other’s right to free speech. That’s what Chunk Johnsuck now stands for. Seriously what kind of idiot DECIDES to join forces with the worst of the left-wing. Only the hateful Fat Fuck from Culver City who can’t pay his bills anymore.
Chucky would have been proud of those protesters and that’s why he won’t condemn them. We all know he’s not very fond of free speech.
Those mediocrities who have become frustrated, embittered and marginalized by those who are outstanding and successful.
Chunky needs to give this guy a call and see if he can buy his soul back from him.
Chunky tries to pretend he’s a young hipster that might have a chance with a crazy little hippy like this. Sorry Chunk. She’d kick you in the nuts for trying to make a move. You’re old, fat and creepy and look like blob fish. Blathering hysterical PC nonsense will still get you nowhere which is why your blog has cratered.
Did we ever confirm that was a girl? 😆
penis penis penis lol
He or she based on which restroom is overcrowded at the time.
Eat kale.
Chunky can’t find his thingy under his panus anyway so it probably doesn’t matter.
Suddenly a right winger has credz with the Fat Ass.
Seriously the problem with the Trump rallies is obviously because A. they’re YOOGE and 2. 🙂 left wing thugs try to cause confrontations. Which makes everyone nervous and causes some over-reaction. No one cares a whit about the Shilldebeast and right wingers don’t go to try and shut down hers or Bernie’s events. We actually have no problem with them spewing their moron lies to other morons. And BLM special needs idiots have disrupted both the Demoncrap’s events, as well. So I guess that makes them racists.
Maybe Trump supporters should go in droves to disrupt Bernie rallys.
Bernie’s finger would really be a wagging.
Fatso needs attention NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WTF? A LGF owns CNN? I missed that somewhere along the line.
He thinks he owns ALL media, including the networks and especially social media.
He doesn’t even own the shabby clothing he wears.
I just looked at the LGF “article” Charles has on his site. It appears that he re uploaded the WHOLE CNN video (slightly over 4 minutes) not just a small segment which would probably be “fair use” and put the LGF logo on it. Also he did not attribute his source to be CNN, olthoug that is obvious.
If he used the whole CNN clip by rights he should have linked to it here.. http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2016/03/12/kurt-bardella-breitbart-resignation-tonight-live.cnn
What Johnson effectively did by copying the whole clip and putting it on YouTube was to deny CNN advertising revenue. (On the CNN site an advert runs before the clip starts)
Not very sportsmanlike Mr Johnson.
Let us see if anyone at YouTube gives a shit LOL
Oooh…that’s gonna hurt. Hope so, anyway!! 😆
I can’t believe McDumbth had the gall to call that “his video,” and whine about attribution. 😆
unbelievable hubris…… calling a video he found on line HIS!?
Barry, that has to be the stupidest thing you have said or done. Hopefully, one of the hundreds of attorneys that CNN employs will educate you on your idiocy.
==D ==D ==D 707
Notice that Toot used the dot then @ because he knew they wouldn’t get a direct response which would have informed all of Toot’s followers that CNN owns the content so he can go piss up a rope.
For a joke, someone should screenshot historical film clips like the JFK assassination and photoshop Toot’s logo onto it
No doubt Chunky is on Public Assistance .
Keith Emerson’s suicide is very saddening, RIP
Of course Toot. who tells us how he jammed with all the legends of music, notes the death of Keith Emerson by tweeting a picture of …. Greg Lake
The Streak Is Intact! 😆
What a fat doofus.
Recalls my memory of when Keith Mood died.
Pete’s white jumpsuit was certainly more stylin’ than Chunky’s orange number. I mean, Moon’s.
I bought new glasses and I still make typos apparently. I have bifocals which are fine for driving or reading but neither work at “monitor distance” where I spend most of my time.
Welcome to my visionquest, Pine. I have reading glasses, computer glasses, driving glasses, prescription sunglasses, and slightly-damaged versions of all of them lurking about here and there at home and in the car. I had 20-20 vision until I hit my mid-30’s, and suddenly I couldn’t focus to read. Or see to drive at night. Instant obsolescence. 😦
I’m going to look into “computer glasses”…… it’s probably the best solution…. thanks for the idea Octo.
I got these, and they really help. Good price, and free shipping for us Prime people.
http://www.amazon.com/Apollos-SuperPak-Computer-Reflective-Blockers/dp/B00V3QH0W6/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1457835121&sr=8-2&keywords=eye+strain+computer+glasses
I meant to post these — I need the magnification!
http://www.amazon.com/FLEXLITE-Computer-Readers-Glasses-Shatterproof/dp/B00BQ7KBV4/ref=pd_sim_121_3?ie=UTF8&dpID=31xsHaVM5-L&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR160%2C160_&refRID=0XS9QEFDX9S35GMQX7BS
I have my prescription at Walmart I’ll give them a call. Your suggestion may be the way I should go. I just need to make sure they’ll work for me.
It’s possible that Toot’s power outage wasn’t a shutoff due to failure to pay the bill but ignorance of the #SCIENCE! of the Properties of Electricity 101
He’s said that he has a room full of equipment running 24/7 in his hovel which probably taxes the circuit breakers on a house wired long before the internet age.
I see, so when Toot sees someone “wrong”, he loses his shit and says “fuck off”. But he really really tried to be Mr Sweet Toot
Ooh….. scary!
And when he be done being polite, he goes and makes himself an artisanal cheese sammitch, and washes it down with his own salty tears.
Yooge comeback-win for the Wings over the Rangers today. Fighting for our playoff-spot again, as the season winds down and the Phlyers are making a push to edge us out.
Check out this hilarious glurge Gustavo is retweeting:
Oh, my aching ass. 😆
With all those accomplishments I’m surprised if she found any time for some Huma pie here and there.
She also got her 3 AM phone call,,,,, and let it go to voicemail. Hillary slept, people died.
You’re home.
On the Internet.
Others are actually doing shit.
Why are these brand new citizens doing the Hitler salute?
I thought they were doing the macarena.
Tell it, Keef! 🙂
I was watching the Trump rally on Fox this evening, but had to turn it off after fifteen minutes straight of throwing out protestors. “Get him out!” “Get her out!” 😆
The Left really, really wants to shut this man’s mouth. With all my reservations about him, that’s reason enough to vote for him.
I have to tune out once in awhile…. lot of repetition and it bugs.
“ISIS is decapitating people, drowning them, and cutting off their heads.”
I’ll vote Trump for the anti SJW angle alone. There’s no way it could be worse than the last seven plus years of Odumbo the failed president.
It is confirmed. The man who tried to get on the stage was ISIS related. In fact he founded ISIS.
Anything Charles says is in fact the exact opposite of reality.
99% of the time….
LOL sinep sinep sinep (sometimes I enjoy sex talk backwards)
I think it was Huma Abedin’s brother…
The Tweet…
My hemorrhoid requested it.
Didn’t expect that, that would be a liberal view from our past.
Ubuntu (A kind of African name) is RACIST!!!!!!!!!!
Them damn slaves can sure run fast! Looks like I will have to serve myself tonight.
(BTW WTF does it mean and why is it so exciting?)
PS, yep I know the machine cannot confirm the current time and date because of no Internet connection. But why so dramatic?
Are you still trying to get that Riotbox going?
You have a new Raspberry Pi to enjoy, use it, instead.
No! Raspberry Pi 3 is for you. “Cut the cord” Also, you know the big rule here…
“Play with the electric stuff only when sober. Once drunk do not mess with the toys… “
“Digger” is an important position in volleyball. 🙂
In beach volleyball the digging is much more intense…
I love beach volleyball, but don’t overlook the indoor variety. There’s always a couple of stunners on every college team. 🙂
I HATE Google!
Going to take days to sort through this..
https://www.google.com/search?q=jogadora+de+volei+bund%C3%A3o&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=895&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiEhMahz7zLAhUBn4MKHVeIBFcQ_AUICCgC
Sand… yikes!
I could help her with that nasty sand problem!
Could probably get it all cleaned up in about three weeks. And also I would throw in a free lifetime warranty that if she ever had sand problems in the future I would be right there to clean it up, free of charge.
I hear if you get too much sand in them things they under perform.
But a little sand and irritation and they wiggle and bounce like crazy.
A single grain of sand is all that is needed for an oyster to produce a fine pearl. You imagine what an oyster could do if it sat down really hard and got two pounds of sand in its pearl producing mechanism.
Is that what they mean by “clamdiggers?”
Oh those pesky shorts! She needs an official extracter and I’ve already submitted my name and have been assigned a seat on the butt, I mean bus. Sorry guys.
Gus going full-on anti-Semite, now. Way to be, Garageboy! 😆
Very sad to hear that some drunk douchebag drove his snowmobile into a couple of Iditarod Dog teams today…. killed one of Jeff King’s dogs and injured a couple more.
Bummer.
I was just reading about that a while ago.
It made my blood boil.
sheeittt…. now I see that there is a picture of the dog killed over at W.Z. “Nash”….
Excuse me while I bawl a little.
Unbelievable idiocy. And now PETA will come out with another outraged statement about the cruelty of the Iditarod.
The asshole who did this should be sent to prison for about 30-years. Fucker.
Shit’s getting real folks.
John Kasich, the twitchy whining foreskin is still in the race. Be very annoyed America.
Everybody must get stoned! 😡
Pinky better get to a black burka store, butt quickly.
nice – ummmmmm – head scarf.
yeah.
Nice head scarf.
She’s flossing every day, too. That’s healthy.
The fat is clogging up his brain more and more, isn’t it? 😆
Fatass gets his ass kicked on Twitter all day, every day. Nobody of any importance (with lots of followers) pays him any mind. He gloms onto the dumbest shit imaginable, interprets it even more dumbly, and then rushes to tweet it out to his five faithful re-tweeters. He’s like a really bad checkers player, who gets all giddy when he sees an opportunity to jump, and too stupid to figure out he’s going to get triple-jumped in return.
Yeah he’s a real historian.
And if the American Natives had organized and resisted history would have been very different. And if the African nations/tribes had organized and resisted history would have been very different. And if the Australians Aborigines had organized and resisted history would have been very different. And if the native Brits had organized and resisted (against the Romans) history would have been very different. And if the Neanderthals had organized and resisted history would have been very different. And if the wooly mammoths had organized and resisted history would have been very different.
— Chunky McMoron Fartsuck, auther of Deepthunk Thoughts
Hey Chunky, check out Harry Turtledove. He writes alternate history novels so your spittle flecked moron Tweets are kind of pathetic. Oh wait did I say “kind of”?
If Chunky McStoopie Fuck had been better at stealing CNN videos and calling them his own, history would have been VERY different.
RIP Mr Emerson. The Moog D was a real bitch to keep in tune live on earth due to its temperature and humidity sensitivity.
Where you are now you should be in heaven….
Until he runs into Tchaikovsky and Mussorgsky. I’m sure they have a few questions for Keith to answer.
Trump supporter explains why she made the Nazi salute. Eat it Fatso!
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/03/12/trump-supporter-who-made-nazi-salute-explains-why-she-made-the-gesture/?_r=0