We have the inside story – there was no outage in the LGFHQ neighborhood, only a lazy bum who did not pay February’s electric bill!

My sources tell me that there is no outage only one in a shit house hovel where the tenant is listed as one Charles F. Johnson. It seems that the inglorious Mr. Toot – the slovenly, unhygienic, flatulent, halitosis afflicted shut-in who spends the little of disposable income he has on important things such as Cheetos, Milky Ways, Twinkies, Mountain Dew, Licorice, and Blue Bell ice cream – forgot to pay his electric bill. Somehow I expect Vlaams Belang! Rand Paul, Karl Rove, Glenn Greenwald, or the Mossad to get the blame for this one.

Tootster you are a bad citizen. Good citizens pay their bills on time and do not expect hard working fellow Americans to foot the bill for them while they lay around all day stuffing their faces with junk food and engaging in twitter wars with strangers. Mr.Toot you need an intervention!

Hey Chuckles I did some searching for you and I found that there is a place in Culver City that is hiring – McDonald’s 4835 Sepulveda Blvd, Culver City, CA 90230. I think that even a fat, indolent, slob like you  can handle asking customers “Would you like to supersize that order?” – don’t you?

Pay the bills


86 Comments on “We have the inside story – there was no outage in the LGFHQ neighborhood, only a lazy bum who did not pay February’s electric bill!”

  1. Daedalus says:

    Charles has the perfect people’s skills to work at McDonald’s. He would chase away most of the customers.

    • pineapple says:

      Not a lot of room to navigate around behind the counter at McDonalds. Toot would deep fry his pannus flaps.

  2. Victim angle like a boss? Does he mean like some mob boss? Chunk is such a POS. The “protesters” which are actually professional intimidaters and left wing thugs were physically attacking the attendees and fighting with the police (several of whom were injured). Note that the Fat Fraudster cares not a whit for those people. But whined like a baby for some jackassed proggy photog for Time left wing rag getting taken down (but not hurt) by the Secret Service. Chunk really has no compunction with unjust aggression and violence as long as it’s against someone on the right. The latter ALL of whom he hates bitterly. Free speech is standing around with signs and maybe chanting. Thuggery is physical intimidation and the clear intent to PREVENT other’s right to free speech. That’s what Chunk Johnsuck now stands for. Seriously what kind of idiot DECIDES to join forces with the worst of the left-wing. Only the hateful Fat Fuck from Culver City who can’t pay his bills anymore.

    • PeteP says:

      Chucky would have been proud of those protesters and that’s why he won’t condemn them. We all know he’s not very fond of free speech.

    • Seriously what kind of idiot DECIDES to join forces with the worst of the left-wing.

      Those mediocrities who have become frustrated, embittered and marginalized by those who are outstanding and successful.

  3. Chunky needs to give this guy a call and see if he can buy his soul back from him.

  4. Chunky tries to pretend he’s a young hipster that might have a chance with a crazy little hippy like this. Sorry Chunk. She’d kick you in the nuts for trying to make a move. You’re old, fat and creepy and look like blob fish. Blathering hysterical PC nonsense will still get you nowhere which is why your blog has cratered.

  5. Suddenly a right winger has credz with the Fat Ass.

    Video: Former Breitbart Spokesman Says Outright: They’re Lying lgf.bz/1RdAxKA https://t.co/WqZdMWxIdo
    46 minutes ago

    Seriously the problem with the Trump rallies is obviously because A. they’re YOOGE and 2. 🙂 left wing thugs try to cause confrontations. Which makes everyone nervous and causes some over-reaction. No one cares a whit about the Shilldebeast and right wingers don’t go to try and shut down hers or Bernie’s events. We actually have no problem with them spewing their moron lies to other morons. And BLM special needs idiots have disrupted both the Demoncrap’s events, as well. So I guess that makes them racists.

    • pineapple says:

      Maybe Trump supporters should go in droves to disrupt Bernie rallys.

      Bernie’s finger would really be a wagging.

  6. rightymouse says:

    Fatso needs attention NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Stonemason says:

      WTF? A LGF owns CNN? I missed that somewhere along the line.

    • ISTE says:

      I just looked at the LGF “article” Charles has on his site. It appears that he re uploaded the WHOLE CNN video (slightly over 4 minutes) not just a small segment which would probably be “fair use” and put the LGF logo on it. Also he did not attribute his source to be CNN, olthoug that is obvious.

      If he used the whole CNN clip by rights he should have linked to it here.. http://www.cnn.com/videos/tv/2016/03/12/kurt-bardella-breitbart-resignation-tonight-live.cnn

      What Johnson effectively did by copying the whole clip and putting it on YouTube was to deny CNN advertising revenue. (On the CNN site an advert runs before the clip starts)

      Not very sportsmanlike Mr Johnson.

    • kbdabear says:

      Notice that Toot used the dot then @ because he knew they wouldn’t get a direct response which would have informed all of Toot’s followers that CNN owns the content so he can go piss up a rope.

      For a joke, someone should screenshot historical film clips like the JFK assassination and photoshop Toot’s logo onto it

  7. Hugh G. Rection says:

    No doubt Chunky is on Public Assistance .

  8. kbdabear says:

    Keith Emerson’s suicide is very saddening, RIP

    Of course Toot. who tells us how he jammed with all the legends of music, notes the death of Keith Emerson by tweeting a picture of …. Greg Lake

  9. kbdabear says:

    It’s possible that Toot’s power outage wasn’t a shutoff due to failure to pay the bill but ignorance of the #SCIENCE! of the Properties of Electricity 101

    He’s said that he has a room full of equipment running 24/7 in his hovel which probably taxes the circuit breakers on a house wired long before the internet age.

  10. kbdabear says:

    I see, so when Toot sees someone “wrong”, he loses his shit and says “fuck off”. But he really really tried to be Mr Sweet Toot

  11. pineapple says:

    Ooh….. scary!

    • Octopus says:

      And when he be done being polite, he goes and makes himself an artisanal cheese sammitch, and washes it down with his own salty tears.

  12. Octopus says:

    Yooge comeback-win for the Wings over the Rangers today. Fighting for our playoff-spot again, as the season winds down and the Phlyers are making a push to edge us out.

  13. Octopus says:

    Check out this hilarious glurge Gustavo is retweeting:

    Oh, my aching ass. 😆

    • pineapple says:

      With all those accomplishments I’m surprised if she found any time for some Huma pie here and there.

    • poteen2 says:

      She also got her 3 AM phone call,,,,, and let it go to voicemail. Hillary slept, people died.

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    You’re home.

    On the Internet.

    Others are actually doing shit.

  15. pineapple says:

    Why are these brand new citizens doing the Hitler salute?

    • Octopus says:

      Tell it, Keef! 🙂

      I was watching the Trump rally on Fox this evening, but had to turn it off after fifteen minutes straight of throwing out protestors. “Get him out!” “Get her out!” 😆

      The Left really, really wants to shut this man’s mouth. With all my reservations about him, that’s reason enough to vote for him.

      • pineapple says:

        I have to tune out once in awhile…. lot of repetition and it bugs.

        “ISIS is decapitating people, drowning them, and cutting off their heads.”

        I’ll vote Trump for the anti SJW angle alone. There’s no way it could be worse than the last seven plus years of Odumbo the failed president.

  16. ISTE says:

    It is confirmed. The man who tried to get on the stage was ISIS related. In fact he founded ISIS.

    Anything Charles says is in fact the exact opposite of reality.

    99% of the time….

    LOL sinep sinep sinep (sometimes I enjoy sex talk backwards)

  17. pineapple says:

    Didn’t expect that, that would be a liberal view from our past.

  18. ISTE The Ubuntu egspurt *burp* says:

    Ubuntu (A kind of African name) is RACIST!!!!!!!!!!

    12 Mar 19:50:35 ntpdate[2998]: no servers can be used, exiting
    ERROR: v4l2 capture: slave not found!

    Them damn slaves can sure run fast! Looks like I will have to serve myself tonight.

    (BTW WTF does it mean and why is it so exciting?)

    PS, yep I know the machine cannot confirm the current time and date because of no Internet connection. But why so dramatic?

    • calo says:

      Are you still trying to get that Riotbox going?

      You have a new Raspberry Pi to enjoy, use it, instead.

      • ISTE says:

        No! Raspberry Pi 3 is for you. “Cut the cord” Also, you know the big rule here…

        “Play with the electric stuff only when sober. Once drunk do not mess with the toys… “

  19. Octopus says:

    “Digger” is an important position in volleyball. 🙂

  20. Octopus says:

    Gus going full-on anti-Semite, now. Way to be, Garageboy! 😆

  21. Minnow says:

    Very sad to hear that some drunk douchebag drove his snowmobile into a couple of Iditarod Dog teams today…. killed one of Jeff King’s dogs and injured a couple more.


  22. pineapple says:

    Shit’s getting real folks.

  23. Because olo says:

  24. Octopus says:

    The fat is clogging up his brain more and more, isn’t it? 😆

    Fatass gets his ass kicked on Twitter all day, every day. Nobody of any importance (with lots of followers) pays him any mind. He gloms onto the dumbest shit imaginable, interprets it even more dumbly, and then rushes to tweet it out to his five faithful re-tweeters. He’s like a really bad checkers player, who gets all giddy when he sees an opportunity to jump, and too stupid to figure out he’s going to get triple-jumped in return.

    • Yeah he’s a real historian.

      And if the American Natives had organized and resisted history would have been very different. And if the African nations/tribes had organized and resisted history would have been very different. And if the Australians Aborigines had organized and resisted history would have been very different. And if the native Brits had organized and resisted (against the Romans) history would have been very different. And if the Neanderthals had organized and resisted history would have been very different. And if the wooly mammoths had organized and resisted history would have been very different.

      — Chunky McMoron Fartsuck, auther of Deepthunk Thoughts

      Hey Chunky, check out Harry Turtledove. He writes alternate history novels so your spittle flecked moron Tweets are kind of pathetic. Oh wait did I say “kind of”?

    • Minnow says:

      If Chunky McStoopie Fuck had been better at stealing CNN videos and calling them his own, history would have been VERY different.

  25. ISTE says:

    RIP Mr Emerson. The Moog D was a real bitch to keep in tune live on earth due to its temperature and humidity sensitivity.

    Where you are now you should be in heaven….

    • Because olo says:

      Until he runs into Tchaikovsky and Mussorgsky. I’m sure they have a few questions for Keith to answer.