Climate Change!

While most people tuned into the debate to hear the candidate’s plans to improve their lives, Charles has only one concern.

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Only Charles cares about this useless issue.

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96 Comments on “Climate Change!”

  1. Minnow says:

    ……says the resident expert on ignorance apparently.

  2. Because olo says:

    Give it up, Toot. Without Ludwig, you just don’t have the Climate Thang.

  3. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh.

  4. Arachne says:

    Let me explain something to you Toot. If you walked into just about any kindergarten class in America and asked about Santa Claus, you’d get 99% consensus that he exists. Except, well, he DOESN’T.

    Same with you clowns and climate change. You keep having to change the name and find new and different explanations why the weather patterns aren’t working out as you predicted. We’re ten years – almost eleven – out from Hurricane Katrina, in the aftermath of which your new buddies predicted Cat 5 hurricanes hitting the U.S. EVERY YEAR – not one, but at least three or four.

    Number of Cat 5 hurricanes that have made landfall in the U.S. in that period – NONE. Superstorm Sandy was just that – a freak weather incident. It’s been four years. Shouldn’t we have seen another one.

    Give it up, Fatso. Your side has had to fudge the data, adjust the data, LIE about the data, and suppress the data and STILL anyone with an IQ over room temperature that hasn’t got a financial or political stake in the process thinks you’re full of shit.

    • daffy duck says:

      ^^^ Looks like “Someone” is a prime candidate for a trip to the re-education camp.

      🙂

      • Arachne says:

        I love camping. Especially the beer part. And the hot dogs.
        I can see it now…..

        “Climate Change Re-Education Camp”
        Come for the burgers — stay for the electro-shock!”

        • TreBob says:

          And the drugs…don’t forget the drugs…

          Thorazine FTW!

        • ISpeakJive says:

          My idea of camping is parking a Class A under a pine tree.

          But making S’mores and drinking around the campfire is always fun!

          • Octopus says:

            I love camping! I had to forget about it for a long time, with these three female sissies holding me back, but it’s looking good for a late-summer weekend trip to the woods with the wifey this year. Not sure if I should bring George, as he’s a light sleeper who would probably go nuts with the woodsy-noises and whatnot.

            The woods are lovely, dark and deep…let’s face it, the woods can be pretty scary. Bears, wolves, coyotes, and forest-humans…oh, my! This is where a good heavy revolver might come in handy, like my trusty .357 Magnum P.I. The only gun with a Hawaiian-print coating. Badass but beautiful.

          • Octopus says:

            That’s close. It’s a bit more specific, though. Imagine, if you will, a S&W .357 Magnum crossed with this:

            The mustache parts softly, with each hollow-point round passing through. The Old English D faces the target, and never flinches. Somewhere nearby, a parrot screeches, and then delivers a devastating bon mot encompassing both the newly-deceased’s name and the abrupt manner of his demise. Cut to, closeup of a single-tear, traversing down the downy cheek of a snowy egret, fishing unobtrusively nearby, cut down in the prime of life while seining for minnows to help feed his newly-hatched chicks.

  5. It’s Friday! Chunkles is still an idiot. That means it’s time for Schizophrenic Jeopardy!!

  6. Yeah, based on reports about Lynch and the DOJ’s dim view of climate questioner’s crimethink,

    http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2016/03/ag_lynch_testifies_doj_discussed_prosecuting_climate_deniers_.html

    I think we all might be unpersons headed to the re-education camp ran by the Progressives and the Cubans and the Iranians. Our younguns will have to bust us out!

    • Pakimon says:

      Let them try “re-educating” us.

      We’ll be sitting in the back off the class, shooting spitballs and making cleverly timed fart noises.

      Maybe the teacher will be a hottie. 😀

  7. Arachne says:

    Off the topic but a video surfaced yesterday of young(er) Marxist Bernie Sanders discussing the wonderful life of Cuba and the evil of the United States (“‘they’ invaded Cuba in 1962…”).
    I think it would be worth the price of admission to see Marco Rubio debate the Cuban utopia with this dirtbag.

    • Pakimon says:

      Speaking of which, anyone who tries to sell you on the “wonderful” Cuban health care system is either lying to you or has their head firmly up their ass.

      A friend of mine who is from Cuba went there recently for a second funeral of a passed family member.

      If those family members had been in the U.S., they’d be alive today.

      The photos he brought back of the hospital conditions were horrifying.

      The doctors and nurses in Cuba try their best but they have no medicine and not even the most basic of equipment and it’s costing lives.

      Pisses me off to no end, especially when some brain-addled, bubbleheaded leftist uses the Cuban healthcare system as an example of the future of U.S. medicine under the magical influence of Obamacare. 😡

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Our friend’s daughter is a nurse/social worker who thinks Cuban healthcare is the ultimate goal. Her parents are staunch Repub’s and absolutely appalled. They cannot convince her otherwise, as she’s seen that Michael Moore movie and knows all.

        • Octopus says:

          Oy vey, the young dummies. We are all afflicted, to some degree. The kids don’t know the history of socialism-communism, and they don’t seem to care about the hundred-plus-million who died under the beneficent socialist rule in the last century. Ancient history! This time, we’ll do it up right. 😯

  8. ISpeakJive says:

    Chunky has tweeted 10 times about the “grotesque misogynist attack” on poor, poor Michelle Fields.

    There’s a picture of her next to Trump and a security guy next to her behind Trump, and Corey Lewandowski (or whatever) on the other side of the security guy from her behind Trump.

    If anyone grabbed her arm, it would have been the security guy next to her, who was probably Secret Service. Corey would have had to reach across the security guy to reach her.

    Chunky’s wrong again! Record intact. He goes out on a limb every time, but the saw is on the wrong side every time, too! Keep sawing, Toot! Look out below!!

  9. kbdabear says:

    No shortage of Tweets and comments on your dead blog pushing for violence and condoning it when it happens

    For instance, your butt buddies deray mckesson, Neil Rauhauser, Shawn King, Randi Lee Harper, we could go on…

  10. kbdabear says:

    I’m sure that Toot doesn’t mean any of his BLM SJW protesters, but that’s probably where the insanity is coming from…

  11. pineapple says:

    RIP Keith Emerson

    • Because olo says:

      Crap. First Chris Squire, and now this.

    • Because olo says:

      Looks like Toot’s not on it. Let’s see how long it takes for his breathless ***BREAKING*** tweet.

      • Arachne says:

        Followed with personal story of how he “met” or “jammed with” or “almost worked with” the guy.

    • windbag says:

      The guy was talented beyond description.

      • Because olo says:

        • Octopus says:

          RIP. you genius-lunatic. I saw ELP in a crazy performance in the ’70’s, in Detroit. I appreciated their musicality and passion, but I was way more into guitar-based rock. I had a friend who was obsessed with “Brain Salad Surgery,” and used to play his guitar along to the album for hours. I got bored with the noodling, I have to confess. Too much “Spoo!”

  12. Because olo says:

  13. Minnow says:

    I thought it was funny to see Rubio telling his supporters to vote for Kasich in Ohio. “Here, Kasich, you can have all ZERO of my delegates.”

    • rightymouse says:

      Sounds like he’s hoping for a brokered convention??

      • Minnow says:

        Sounds like Rubio and Kasich want to win at any cost – whether they play by the rules, or have to stretch them (wink-wink).

        I can’t wait until they both lose and prove themselves as the sore losers they are.

        How can either of these two guys, at this point in the campaign, with such craptastic results, imagine themselves waltzing into the White House?

        That’s some strong ego juice they be drankin’….

  14. Because olo says:

    Just for the ellovit.

  15. Minnow says:

    I have to say that the split in this country was demonstrated quite well tonight at the Trump Rally in Chicago.

    You have the “Black Lives Matter As Long As We Get Our EBT cards and welfare and free shit” crowd and the “Progressive Insane Intellectuals” (Bill Ayers and his ilk who never worked a day in their lives because Mommy and Daddy) and the “Drug Cartel Spawn” versus everyone else.

    And, of course, the poor police had to go and deal with these spoiled, lazy-ass children as they had their little meaningless tantrum (again).

    Well, the longer the leeches in society keep having their crybaby fits, the sooner this will all change.

    Then, they will either all go get jobs, or be incarcerated for being pieces of shit.

    The rest of America that works for a living and supports these pukes is at about the end of the line.

    (Don’t worry Barry, you won’t understand this because you are a retarded little piece of shit who has never worked a day in your life nor has ever done one thing for anyone else – ever.)

  16. Because olo says:

  17. Minnow says:

    Hahahahahahaha Chicago, you cesspool of humanity. You fucking assholes. I cannot wait until Trump wins the election and you all decide to be miserable.

    Hahahahaha.

    Yes, I am biased.

    I grew up in Wisconsin and had to endure the arrogant shitheads from Illinois that spent every weekend in God’s Country acting like complete assholes.

    Chicago and the entire County can kiss my ass.

  18. Minnow says:

    ….and now on to something meaningful…. Go Alley Zirkle!!!! She is kicking ass in the Iditarod!!

  19. What everyone needs to understand about Chuck C. Johnson: he has serious dysfunctional issues with women.
    26 minutes ago

    Um Chunk, you moron ass he actually HAS a woman. He’s married. You have no woman and a cratered website and no one cares what you think. Who’s more dysfunctional?

  20. Juan Epstein says:

    Give the protestors credit for actually doing something.

    What the fuck did you do, Charles?

    Internet connection. In an office.

  21. Fields is just Chuck C. Johnson’s latest female target, not the first by a long shot. And she won’t be the last, either.
    22 minutes ago

    Let’s start naming the “female targets” Chunky has attacked. Lessee…..here are a just a few I thought of.

    Michelle Malkin (female and Filipino) – he threatened her that he had “dirt” on her. Like his teeny weeny for his ex-wife, didn’t deliver.
    Pam (female and Jewish) – She’s “crazy”. Because strong Jewish women who defend other women are evidently crazy. Plus rejected him at that convention.
    Dana Loesch – pony tail pulled.
    Sharyl Adkisson – Because a white male ghoul ponytail fag who only plays bad guitar and spouts piss mouth on Twitter is somehow superior to 20+ years of journalistic excellence and professionalism. Got it FuckFace.
    Sarah Palin – he says she can’t speak English because you know….woman.
    Bristol Palin – was happy she was assaulted by drunken men. Laughed at her upset tearful 911 call. If she’s not a libtard she should be beaten by men.

    Female hero to Chunk:
    Whitney Houston who threw away a dazzling singing career to be a drug addict while being beaten up by an abusive husband.

    Way to stand up for the ladies Chunk. You really hate them, it’s clear. Don’t blame them if your dick is short and limp.

    • Octopus says:

      Good list. I tend to get stuck on Pam, as I watched his grisly failure in wooing her publicly unfold like a chapter in a very uncomfortable piece of theater. I mean, it was really creepy and strange. The obsessive abuse from Chunky that ensued, which also enveloped and cratered his then-successful blog, was stunning to behold. All old news, but still quite remarkable as one of the Main Stories of the budding blogosphere, of that era.

      I really believe, his Moronic Conversion hinged on the punishing straight-arm he received from Ms. Geller. You can go back and re-trace the events, if you like. The Night Of The Long Knives, and so forth. It all started with his public pursuit of Pamela, followed by his freakout when he was rebuffed.

      • Minnow says:

        Barry is the guy we all knew in kindergarten who was always out of step with everyone else and who everyone knew ate his boogers.

        He was the guy out on the playground who ran around by himself and who, when engaged with other people talked way too loud and who smelled.

        AND who always had a shit eating grin on his face even when it wasn’t appropriate.

        He was the kid who would reach into the pocket of his jeans (or coat) and would extract a powdered sugar donut hole, battered and beat up. And, he wouldn’t even flinch when proferring up said treasure to those around him. Everyone else would look at said donut hole and wonder…. then Barry would shove it back in his pants and would run away shrieking.

        This is our dear Barry.

        The Loser.

  22. Chunk thinks it’s funny when pretty sweet non-politician young women are knocked down and upset by men. Not that he could do it. She’d probably kick him in the nuts and laughed at him while he writhed on the ground. Maybe he has a thing for big boozy men from Alaska who assault women.

  23. ISTE says:

    This says it all….

  24. pineapple says:

    Our collective enemy may bring the Republicans together when all this plays out.

    The BLM terrorists, and the special snowflake campus fags won’t vote en mass because voting won’t involve chanting slogans, safe spaces, or destruction of property.

  25. rightymouse says:

    Live feed of Trump’s rally in Dayton, Ohio:

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  27. rightymouse says:

    For Matt above who thought he was being so edgy. Dumbass.

  28. Because olo says:

    Some frog…

  29. johnberk says:

    You live just once. Don’t spend your time giving much thought to any of these stupid charlatans. You will be better off observing the waves and the sunset on the shores of BC. I’m glad so many people remember Palmer. Today, it is one year since Terry Prachett died. Remember him as well.