Only Charles Johnson is allowed to jump into other people’s timelines on Twitter. Anyone else, is engaging in harassment!


136 Comments on “Harassers!”

  1. Minnow says:

    Poor adult cry babies. Such woe…. such travails…. Oh when will it end!? These poor creative spirits – nay – these intellectuals – being continually trod upon by the unwashed masses, these filthy animals.

    Barry. Ha.

    You are such a clueless dick.

    • Octopus says:

      “Notice me! Please acknowledge me! Look, I’m really smart, not like everybody says, like, I’m dumb! I want respect! I can handle things.”

      Problem is, the only people who acknowledge Fatass are people like us, who watched him crater his blog and have a total mental breakdown in public. We see ya, Chunky. We dig ya, baby. 😆

  2. Octopus says:

    Sanders is leading Clinton in MI, and Trump kicked ass, again. I love the former, and I’m fine with the latter, even though I’m not a big Trumpster, based on his past. He’d be better as president than either of these Dhimmi-fools.

    • JimboXL says:

      Any Republican candidate on their worst day would be better than the old retread and Commie on their best day.

  3. kbdabear says:


  4. kbdabear says:

    Toot finally gives advice on something he’s actually skilled at;

    • pineapple says:

      “you have to really commit to being a total asshole”

      An asshole like Fatso telling strangers (some of them women) to “FUCK OFF” because of a difference of political opinion.

      Real edgy.

    • OLT's Buying Nontoxic Paint Remover and a Glove Sponge says:

      How’s the asshole thing working out for you, Stalker Charles?

  5. pineapple says:

    Toot and his penis envy again.

    • Octopus says:

      The penis penis penis lol really made a deep impression on Chunky! 😆

    • Arachne says:

      And once again he isn’t being retweeted or replied to by anyone of significance. You’re NOT a “playa” Chuck. You can tweet the big boys all you want, but really, no one gives a shit.

      Except, of course……us.

      By the way, that “jumping into the timeline” was a favorite ploy of yours back in the day when you were trying to get people banned. Your butt-buddies would invade a timeline, and tag you as well. When the tweet was responded to, you whined to Twitter that this person was blocked by you but insisted on tweeting you anyway. We had a name for it. It was called the “reply trap.”

      And it worked for awhile. Until a bunch of us clued the Twitter support group (and in my case the Legal Dept.) about what you were doing. I have email addresses. You got zilch.

    • I’m assuming he’s trying to be witty. Um Chunkles, don’t you think “schlong” would be funnier? Just trying to help.

  6. Minnow says:

    Barry, you and your GED “degree” are so painful to watch.

    Barry, your gigantic ego never wowed anyone, anywhere.

    Now run along and be hostile to the other children. The adults have some serious discussions to participate in.

  7. Minnow says:

    So gratifying to see Marcelle doing so well tonight.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Marcel Marceau? LOL

      • Minnow says:

        Ann Coulter has referred to Marco as “Marcelle” for a couple of years now. I have always appreciated that nickname.

        The guy is a lying, ignant douchebag just like our little buddy Barry.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Have you noticed Hillary is starting it imitate Bernie’s hand gestures? She’s flopping a pointed finger around now just like him!

      • Octopus says:

        I haven’t seen Shrill today, but I watched Trump’s long press conference tonight, and got some good hearty laughs out of it. I tellya, the guy’s a greedy gilded weirdo, and a bit of a buffoon, but no worse on either count than any of the other candidates, and much funnier than any of them. Funny is good. Funny means you’re smart enough to get some things. Trump gets the whole political-correctness shitshow, for example. He fights back against idiotic reporters trying to play the pc-card, face-to-face with him. I love that!

        There’s a lot of race left to run, and anything could happen, but I feel tonight like the GOP has a shot at winning something next November. Is Trump a win? YMMV. Shrillary is a sure loss for the country, and Bernie is a joke-candidate.

        • pineapple says:

          Shillary was preempted by Trump’s long press conference tonight. Not one station showed her live. No one cared what that lying bitch had to say..

          She made fun of the Republican infighting in her speech.

          Hey bitch, no Republican is being investigated by the FBI dumbshit.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          I agree. That’s the best thing about him. He’s so dry, I swear the idiot reporters don’t get that he’s making a joke half the time. It’s hilarious.

  8. Octopus says:

    On the other hand, it wasn’t long ago that you, Fatass McDumbth, guaranteed the RethugliKKKan nomination would go to Jeb Bush. You promised us, Chunky. What the eff happened? Are we supposed to doubt you, now? You, with your perfect streak of predicting things?

  9. Octopus says:

    No, he didn’t. He said Lincoln was “more presidential” than he could ever manage, as a joke about the whiny bitch-asses who are complaining about his “bad words” and stuff. He was making a joke about political correctness, and the party establishment seeking to drum him out of the race, so they can have their precious insiders lose yet another election.

    You’re a stupid person, Chunky, and I can’t expect you to get the nuances. Just keep being you, though. Your five re-tweeters depend on you to stay strong.

    • Bunk X says:

    • And yet, when the Unicorn Messiah™ compares himself to Jesus, Lincoln, and Reagan, your ilk shoot their loads and moan for more Presidentialness©®, isn’t that right?

      • OLT's Buying Nontoxic Paint Remover and a Glove Sponge says:

        See Ocky’s post above. Absolutely correct.

        Trump’s speech was his usual mix of bluster, rambling, humor, and braggadocio, but Stalker Charles is just lying (again) here.

  10. Minnow says:

    Here are two Democrats speaking truth to power….

  11. Bunk X says:

  12. “Iranian agencies said the missiles tested on Wednesday were stamped with the words…”Israel should be wiped from the pages of history”
    14 minutes ago

    Obungle’s peace partners.

  13. Because olo says:

    Paging Paki! Paging Paki!

  14. pineapple says:

    “Poll: Trump dominating Rubio in Florida, Kasich in Ohio”

    Rubio should get out now before he gets embarrassed in his own state.

    A CNN/ORC poll out Wednesday has Trump holding the lead in Florida with almost double the share of voters than Rubio (40 percent to 24 percent). Cruz follows with 19 percent and Kasich has just 5 percent.

    The poll of Ohio Republicans has Trump ahead of the Ohio governor 41 percent to 35 percent. Texas Sen. Ted Cruz has 15 percent and Rubio is a distant fourth with 7 percent.


    • rightymouse says:

      After Florida & Ohio primaries, it will be all-out war between Cruz & Trump.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      They’ve convinced Rubio to stay in to rob Trump of delegates, hoping for a fight at the convention.

      Rush had a good point yesterday. Maybe Trump is the best option, because the first time he tries any funny business like executive orders, BOTH sides of the aisle will block it so fast heads will spin. Now, Obama has gotten away with so much because the Repub’s are acquiescent, but the Dem’s don’t play that way, and they will go ballistic from day one. The Repub’s won’t help because they are the establishment and not Trump’s base. Convoluted, but interesting.

    • Arachne says:

      Truthfully, I’ll be honest. I think the RUBIO campaign leaked that whole bullshit story about him dropping out so that they could then screech at Ted Cruz for lying, yes, but it also gave them a “reason” if he did badly in Florida. “People thought Marco dropped out! That’s why they didn’t vote for him!”

      Except I think they leaked the story too early and then had to do damage control.

      Damn! Isn’t Krazy Konspiracy a fun thing?

      • OLT's Buying Nontoxic Paint Remover and a Glove Sponge says:

        Limbaugh claimed today that the “Cruz dirty trick” was to e-mail voters a CNN link.

        He said the “Cruz dirty trick” against Carson was to promulgate a CNN tweet.

        Krazy Klown Konspiracy = KKK = Democratic Party roots

  15. “Climate Science” just went full retard with nonsense feminist garbldy-gook deconstructionist BS added in to the wrong predictions, moron models and idiotic cherry-picked data. Left wing scientists are really bold and audacious with their leftist nonsense lies.


    Congratulations, taxpayers of America: You’ve just spent $412,930 on a “scientific” paper on the “relationship between gender and glaciers.”

    That’s what the National Science Foundation dropped on “Glaciers, gender and science,” 10,000-plus words of gobbledygook from University of Oregon prof Mark Carey.

    Sure, that’s roughly 40 bucks a word — but many of them are big words.

    The study urges scientists to take a “feminist political ecology and feminist postcolonial” approach when studying melting ice caps and climate change. Hey, it’s not really global doom unless it comes with full-bore cutting-edge social-justice buzzwords.

    Another taste: “The feminist glaciology framework generates robust analysis of gender, power and epistemologies in dynamic social-ecological systems, thereby leading to more just and equitable science and human-ice interactions.”

    More just science — and human-ice interactions. Wow.

    Governments across the planet are spending countless billions to combat climate change — when the models that supposedly justify those outlays can’t explain why global temperatures have been flat for nearly two decades now. Yet federal funds are going for a feminist take on climate.

  16. Because olo says:

    Is this lady great, or what?

  17. Abu's Because it Never Gets Old says:

    As always, skip to 2:56 to hear how G. Duke wrote to his musician’s capabilities. “Barry, what you playing?” L.O.L.

    • rightymouse says:

      The “Harvard” tee is hilarious. 😆
      What a dumbass.

    • Minnow says:

      I like how you hear this single (female) voice after Barry thoroughly fucks that riff up…. “Boring!”


      • Abu the VW was borrowed/gifted/stolen/purchased says:

        I believe that was Shelia E.

        Notice Fuckface’s demeanor in the video. He’s a SJW now, but he looked like he wanted to cross the street when black folks were coming his way. He was stiff, fake, possibly drugged up (possibly, lol) and George told him it didn’t matter what he played, as long as it was tight.
        As I said above, George Duke wrote for the talent he hired. Talent, heh.

        Charles, it must really suck to not have been asked to plat on the tribute album. Being an asshole must have played into the decision for you to be left out.

        Thankfully, you never read here, Mr. Toot.

    • ISpeakJive says:


      • Octopus says:

        Yow, indeed.

        Aka, Chow Yun Fat. A white man who has gotten so fat, his cheeks squeeze his eyes toward an Asian ideal. But not ideal. Just fat.

  18. JimboXL says:

    I like how Hillary could lose every contest but still get more delagates because of the Dim super-fascist delegates, yet has LGF mentioned that inconvenient truth. Nobody needs a clearer picture of which party really supports fascism than what is being displayed on the Dim side. If Repubs ran it that way, 4% Jeb would be the front runner right now. Not that those pigs won’t try to pull something at the end to steal it, but at least at this point people are having their say.

  19. Juan Epstein says:

    • Minnow says:

      Was that real, or was that spliced together?

      (I always wondered what had happened to that soulless little Gingah….)

  20. rightymouse says:

    Well, you idiot liberals wrote the book on this crap. Dolezal & Shaun King come to mind….

  21. rightymouse says:

    Holy Crap!! DoJ discussed legal action against “climate deniers”. Where are we, the old USSR?????


  22. rightymouse says:

    At least you admit to trolling…hope you get reported.

    • Arachne says:

      So you’re admitting to TROLLING people?
      Is that like STALKING?

      We need to keep this handy next time he complains about people who “INVADE” timelines.

    • kbdabear says:

      Toot’s so addicted to his little block button power trip that he needs to go looking for people to block since there’s no one left who bothers to pay attention to him

  23. pineapple says:

    Watching the Democrat debate on Univision. Bernie can’t interrupt Shillary anymore lest he be called a misogynist because of the last debate. Shillary knows it and Bernie must bite his tongue. But what do you expect from a guy who let two young screaming bitches take his mic away?

    It must be so hard to be an emasculated liberal.

  24. Minnow says:

    hahahahahaha Marco Rubio be goin’ down in flames baby…….


    • rightymouse says:

      He screwed himself over amnesty & the Gang of Eight crap. He should have known better, but didn’t. It was a serious lapse of judgement and it’s killing his run for President. He needs to bail before he totally embarrasses himself in Florida.

      • Minnow says:

        Couldn’t agree more. Mr Attention Whore from a couple years ago didn’t think that one through completely.

        Ten bucks says he goes down in flames.

        And…. I will stick my neck out and say he will soon be the “former” Senator from Florida.

  25. rightymouse says:

    **scratch** **scratch**

    • pineapple says:

      Fatso’s tweet that WaPo found has only 20 retweets.

      Yes, you are irrelevant Fuckface.

      I see they quoted some other no namers such as yourself.

    • TreBob says:

      Wow, Charles is really obsessing over our comments that he is irrelevant. Every time he’s quoted (re-tweeted) somewhere he never fails to mention how relevant he is.

      He should make us pay rent for all the time we have lived in his head. Of course it’s nice that there’s so much empty space, it gives us a lot of room.

    • Minnow says:

      I am thinking either a nightly gig on MSNBC, or maybe a weekend gig at CNN might be looming for our hero Barry.

      Hey Barry, I wouldn’t discontinue the begging bowl on line just yet…..


    • Arachne says:

      Well, since the only person who actually replied to you has over 5K Tweets and only 61 (that’s right – 61!) followers, yeah, I’d say irrelevant. That nobody from ABC News who calls himself a “social media” editor is probably the internet equivalent of “mailroom clerk”.

  26. Octopus says:

    I was shocked and saddened to see the story of Ms. Gilt tonight, the gun rights gal shot by her toddler through the backseat of her car. So awful. I’m glad she’s doing well in the hospital, after surgery. I’ve been driving all day so I haven’t seen the social media much, but Fatass hasn’t noticed the story yet — hey, McDumbth, get on this thing! It’s going to be a great scoop for you!

    • OLT's Buying Nontoxic Paint Remover and a Glove Sponge says:

      Oh, the expected assholes are out in full force crowing over it, blaming the NRA, “guntards”, lax laws (!*), etc.

      The comments were truly vile; but what about the American Left isn’t, these days?

      They’re too dim to realize that were stupidity illegal, they’d ALL be doing life sentences.

      *because laws stop bad stuff from happening. It’s why we have no murder, theft, rape, etc.

      • Octopus says:

        Well said — I figured the usual sillies would be exulting in this terrible accident. It’s made to order. 🙄

        I wonder why there has never been a major movement to ban the use of ladders, which kill hundreds and injure many thousands every year. I know (knew) two people personally, who died from head-injuries sustained in ladder accidents in the home. One of them had to live for several years as one of McDumbth’s low-IQ peers, before his closed-head injury put him down for good.

  27. pineapple says:

    This tweet by Corey Lewandowski, campaign manager for Donald Trump has made Toot very peevish.

    • Arachne says:

      Well, in fairness, not just Toot. There’s an awful lot of people out there on the right pissed as hell over Corey Lewandowski’s BS on this issue. Went so far as to basically call her an attention whore asking for it.

      Add to that a 78 year old arrested for sucker-punching a protester (and now claiming that he thought he might “have been with ISIS” (bitch, PLEASE!)), and there’s a hell of a lot of violence going on at the Donald’s rallies. Maybe time to dial the rhetoric back I think.

      Interesting that Levin came out on his Internet TV show and endorsed Ted Cruz, which came as a surprise to…..nobody.

  28. Because olo says:

    Shit’s flying over Ginger.

  29. pineapple says:

    Heh heh heh heh

  30. Arachne says:

    Interesting thing about Ginger – he got to be such a show horse with a “Look at MEEEE!” attitude (remind you of any other Chuck Johnson’s out there?) that I think maybe 66% of the people in the right-wing blogosphere pretty much ignored him.

    They wanted to rally around him for being harassed off Twitter as well, but damn if he didn’t do some shady shit that made it hard to stick up for him.

  31. Octopus says:

    Why? Are you worried someone might recall your ancient, has-been ass, and then proceed to confuse that elephantine, wrinkled baggy thing with this hot young gingersnap?

    Hey, relax! Nobody knows you, Fatass. Nobody cares. Except us, of course. We think you’re the shit. 😆

    • Arachne says:

      Uh, he’d prefer Chuck as well, there, Fatso. To keep people from confusing him with YOU. Actually, we’re trying to get the interwebz to call the two of you Ginger and Fatso. More descriptive and will lead to less confusion.

      • rightymouse says:


        • Octopus says:

          Some elderly smartass suggested we try, “Ginger” and “Meridian,” as a teasing call-back to the sexy sirens of “Gilligan’s Island.” Saner voices prevailed, however, pointing out that the “Meridian/Marianne” character was actually the hotter of the two competing minxes — and our globular-cluster of a round-assed reject could never be “the hot one.”

  32. pineapple says:

    Someone needs to tell Kragar PROUD TO BE KAFIR that O Willis hates Toot….. duh.

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso must have DM’d his flying monkey Kragar to set Oliver straight. 😆
      It’s times like this I almost miss Killgore. He’d be ratcheting up the level of silly tenfold over at the swamp & Twitter.

  33. kbdabear says:

    A “gentleman” who says fuck off to everyone who disagrees with him and a scholar with a GED..

    • kbdabear says:

      Everyone who has known Toot personally for more than an hour has said he’s a dick. That’s why none of the conservative bloggers were sorry to see him go back to the left.

    • Minnow says:

      What type of scholar would Barry be Milt? Please, feel free to expound.

      Hahahahahahahahah ,inhale – GED . haahahahahahahahahahaahahahah

    • Minnow says:

      and as for “gentleman” – go fuck yourself.

  34. Octopus says:


    Teh reel stooped on politics, but RS gets it right on Ri-Ri, this time. I’ve been semi-obsessed with this album since it “leaked” on the torrent-sites a month or so ago (nothing is uncalculated, me droogies), and pushing it on my family and friends — one of my kids loves her, and the other is a hater, like my wife. It’s sad, when people don’t recognize genius. 😉

  35. Minnow says:

    “First, we must bring them to heel.”

  36. rightymouse says:

    When Kasich starts blathering I start researching hara kiri methods.

  37. Octopus says:


    We want someone we can respect and support so badly, we are vulnerable to falling for the wrong person. On the other hand, the “wrong person” might be the right candidate, if he/she displaces worse prospects. A “better person” who gets his ass handed to him in the general, like Romney and Dole, isn’t the right person to support politically, in retrospect. The Left must admit the same of Kerry and Gore, though they shriek unmusically of right-wing cheating and Supreme Court whoring.

    Trump is a mixed-bag, if not a dog’s breakfast. I’m in the anyone-but-Shrillary camp, so I’m still on the side of whoever comes out with the GOP nomination, bruised and bleeding. I haven’t had a less-sunny opinion of any Republican prospect since I was falling for the leftist-position on Ronnie Raygun, way back in ’79. I feel very badly about not being able to appreciate that man, with all his faults and folksy aphorisms that used to make me retch, as I was a punk who thought I was smart, and had college professors backing me up and encouraging my dumbth. I told you all last summer about how deeply I was impressed and touched by the Reagan Library tour we took in ’14. You should go there, if you haven’t been. It’s classic Americana, and you will come to understand President Reagan and his wife. They were very good people, who loved this country, and devoted their lives to it. Not many will be accusing the current President Unicorn Messiah and his spouse of the same crime, down the road.

    So, Nancy turned to astrology, trying to outguess the Fates who wanted to murder her beloved Dutch — I know lots of good-hearted people who put their faith in crap like fad diets, magnetic and copper bracelets, yoga, meditation, juice cleanses, and all manner of such scheiss. I used to think Nancy was just crazy, but now I know, practically everyone is nuts in some way, and we all have religious talismans to help us function.

    Me, I was kissed by a sea lion the other day, and I will carry the memory of her ticklish whiskers with me to the end. I have swum with the dolphins and sharks, and petted the same stingray (species) that killed the great Crocodile Hunter, Sire Of Bindi The Dancer. Florida is a weird state of being. I look forward to getting back to Michigan tomorrow.

    • rightymouse says:

      I’m willing to support whoever is the candidate. I’ve held my nose the last two elections, I can do it again.

      • Octopus says:

        It’s what we do, holding our nose. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a great candidate we can really get behind? Or does that only happen in cases of mass-delusion, like the Unicorn Messiah?

  38. P P P LOL says:

    We are still number two on google. https://www.google.com/#q=penis+penis+penis+lol

  39. Minnow says:

    Rubio has less than 1/10th of the SECOND PLACE guy’s votes.

    Hey marshmallow…. you have had it.

    • Arachne says:

      I don’t believe a “brokered” convention gives us Romney – I think the establishment powers have told Marco to stay in it because he’s going to be the one they give the nomination to. Romney was probably they’re thought at the beginning, but the reaction to his bullshit speech and robocalls is pissing off EVERYBODY and now they’re just going to string him along to keep him in the fold.

      • Octopus says:

        I’m not voting for the Magic Underwear again. I’m sorry, but that ship has sailed. I’ll vote for Trump first, and Pat Paulsen, second.