Milo asks Josh Earnest a question

When Charles gets obsessed with another political pundit, it usually has to do with jealousy. Since his collapse into irrelevance, the obese malcontent lashes out at others’ success. His most recent obsession is Milo Yiannopoulos of Breitbart. Unlike Charles, he is a rising star in political punditry. He has become a such a  player, he even got press credentials and asked White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest a question.

This prompted a jealous backlash on Twitter from the Corpulent has-been.

 

Charles is upset that he has become so obscure that he could not even get press credentials to cover a little league game.

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148 Comments on “Milo asks Josh Earnest a question”

  1. kbdabear says:

    Wait.. if Trump is a racist for giving press credentials to some white power nutjob, isn’t Toot’s lord god Obama guilty of misogyny for giving press credentials to Milo by Toot’s standards?

    • OLT's Buying Nontoxic Paint Remover and a Glove Sponge says:

      This is EXACTLY why people hate Ted Cruz. Your horrible, horrible LOGIC.

  2. windbag says:

    “hateful, misogynist harassment” Is Chuckles implying that Milo is really Bill Clinton?

  3. Arachne says:

    Oh, so you mean they gave press credentials to someone without checking their background or ideology? You mean, sort of like giving press credentials to a guy who espouses white supremacy views, Fatass? And this wasn’t a random campaign event, Chunks – this was the WHITE HOUSE.

    I guess when it all comes down to brass tacks…..no one cares what you think. Hey, did you book a TV appearance for your big nothingburger of a story about James Edwards attending a Trump event? I would have thought they’d be clamoring to get your fat ass in a studio. No?

    Oh wait. Maybe because they find you a whining asshat.

  4. Arachne says:

    Hmm….is he putting down the GAY guy?
    Must be a homophobe.

  5. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Fatso had to dig through all his Milo pics to find the least flattering one.

    I think Toot has a crush on the blonde Milo.

    • pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    • Arachne says:

      And the Twitter losers rally to the biggest WHINER on social media. Remind me Fatso – how many times did you whine and whine and whine the other day that no one was reporting about your breaking a BIG story that was a nothing burger?

  6. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    More butthurt.

  7. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    I’m watching a Bernie Sanders rally just for the lulz.

  8. Abu No Split Infinitive. Nope. says:

    Charles Fuckface wrote that Josh Ernest didn’t know who he was talking to when Josh clearly called on “Milo”, which Charles pronounces as “Milyo”.

    Glad the multi-chinned loser never, ever, reads here. If he did he’d answer which happened first: divorce or bike accident. He’ll NEVER opine on that. Something tells me his ex was, how shall I say, off the reservation long before TEH Ponytail knew. Sucks to be you, lardbutt.

    Surf’s up, Barry!

  9. ISTE Amazed by women says:

    So, today I was having a really nice meal with a fantastic looking hot chick and she was obsessed with a youtube video. She followed a link posted at Ace’s to the video of the Falcon 9 launch.

    Internet iwas bad at my apartment but she continued to watch it as it started and stopped and buffered and spluttered.

    I did not even know she was interested in space, rockets and all that manly stuff.

    Out of the blue she casually said “It looks like a penis” I nearly choked on my supper. I said “that is Bunk’s department as in penis, penis penis lol.”

    Well, supper was eaten and she departed well before the video finished. It was 54 minutes long and at the speed it was playing it would have ended next Wednesday.

    The good news. Internet then got its shit together, I downloaded it as an MP4. The 55 inch TV and Raspberry Pi running Kodi are now installed at the foot of the bed. Next time I see her….

    “Oh honey, I got that video we tried to watch downloaded. Would you like to see it? I am sorry, but it only plays on the TV in the bedroom….”

    I have a plan…….

  10. Octopus says:

    No you dint. 😆

  11. Octopus says:

    Stick to the sterno, stewbum. There are doors of perception in your damaged brain you don’t want opened… 😯

    • ISTE says:

      Um I did twice. I am colour blind. That is due to deficiencies in my eyes.

      The retina of the eye has two types of light-sensitive cells called rods and cones. Both are found in the retina which is the layer at the back of your eye which processes images. Rods work in low light conditions to help night vision, but cones work in daylight and are responsible for colour discrimination.

      There are three types of cone cells and each type has a different sensitivity to light wavelengths. One type of cone perceives blue light, another perceives green and the third perceives red. When you look at an object, light enters your eye and stimulates the cone cells. Your brain then interprets the signals from the cones cells so that you can see the colour of the object. The red, green and blue cones all work together allowing you to see the whole spectrum of colours. For example, when the red and blue cones are simulated in a certain way you will see the colour purple.

      The exact physical causes of colour blindness are still being researched but it is believed that colour blindness is usually caused by faulty cones but sometimes by a fault in the pathway from the cone to the brain.

      Now, imagine a drug that works directly on the mind and bypasses your faulty eyes. I saw things in colour.

      Dangerous drug, but I know in my minds eye what red and green truly look like. My real world is dull and not very colourful.

      • I took acid several times. And shrooms. But the last time I did a psychadelic was some hard assed windowpane that was going around Bloomington. We’re talkin’ IU. I bad tripped half the night when we lived in a cabin near Lake Lemon.. My entire psyche was disassembled and reconstituted. After a brief stint of UTTER MADNESS and STARING INTO THE ABYSS I settled down into a mild buzz. But I swear to God I saw geometrical lines of light coming off of the real light sources. It was weird and scary. We ran into the guy Bill, who we bought it from and he was like OMG! WTF just happened? LOL! We were such idiots! That was back when all I did was make pizza and play trumpet. And smoke pot.

        • Octopus says:

          I took acid quite a bit in high school — for awhile, it was a regular Saturday night thing for my friends. Had a couple of unpleasant trips, but also some very good experiences. Then we got a line on some good clean mescaline, and that was a better thing, as you could still function and party, communicate with girls, etc. Did mushrooms once, and got sick, not even high.

          • pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

            All in all your experience is my experience….. ‘cept the mushrooms worked.

          • rightymouse says:

            Ganja, uppers & heroin were plentiful while I was growing up in Bangkok. Several kids died from doing stupid things. I stayed away from dope although I did try pot as an adult. Boring. But guess what?????????????? Am going back to Thailand next month & taking hubby and son with me!!!!!!! Woohoo!!

  12. Octopus says:

    So many thousands of them! And you? Not so much. 😦

    • poteen2 says:

      Yes he does you goofy fucker. The pole smoking, butt slamming faggot has hundreds of thousands of people who agree with his opinions. Nothing homophobic, Islamophobic or misogynistic about them or him. He’s usually right. Not a little wannabe righteous little fuck like you spouting off about things you know nothing about because you read it at your boyfriend’s website, it makes you feel useful or you had an acid flashback.

      • Arachne says:

        I’ve seen when your fans swarm to get someone kicked off Twitter, shitbag.

        I love watching you whine and whine and whine. You love to attack someone on Twitter, hoping for a reaction, to show everyone what a big brave pannus you have (hey, we have a bet going – I say it’s reached your knees by now…send a photo. Bunk and I have $5 riding on this).

        But let someone give it back to you and you’re all 2-year old. Milo shows you how it’s done, Fatso – but you keep plugging away.

  13. ISTE says:

  14. swamprat says:

    “hateful misogynist harassment”

    Geller stalker sez what?

    Dana Loesch might have an opinion on this subject.

    Remember charles original gofundme plea citing his important stalking of Pam Geller?

  15. ISTE Confused says:

    True love is giving your friend your last potato

  16. Minnow says:

    I just realized that, by body weight, I am 68% scar tissue.

    • Octopus says:

      You’ll want to avoid getting the scurvy, then. Keep the Vitamin C coming!

      • Minnow says:

        Of the 68%, 95% is emotional.

        😉

        • Minnow says:

          (and no, the math doesn’t exactly add up…..)

          • Octopus says:

            It’s an inexact science, but you want to get the minimum daily requirements of ascorbic acid, before you dissolve into glue and tears. Some say that a vitamin C deficiency helped hasten the demise of Porky Icarus, but I maintain it was the poor quality of wax he used to secure his flight-feathers. He used a cheap, crappy surfboard-wax, which his poverty-struck bros in the surf-guitar scene favored. Professional bird-people incorporate more pine-resin, for increased stickitude. So many mistakes he has made. Why does he never learn from them?

  17. BREAKING! Another comical face-plant by Chuck C. Johnson! https://t.co/91Z96HgTn4
    1 hour ago

    Isn’t it cute how the grand daddy of internet comical face-plants is trying to make fun of someone else? Hey Chunk. You cratered your website and now have no following. Way to go!!

    LGF = Loud Gratuitous Face-plant

  18. Juan Epstein says:

    “Shrieking Harpy”

  19. Juan Epstein says:

    • Octopus says:

      Ginger has female admirers. Chunky has…Furious Burka. 😆

      • ISpeakJive says:

        Don’t forget he has Vivacious Baboon Ass, too.

        • Octopus says:

          Is she related to Viscous Sneezy, the dwarf-hunchback hooker with the chronic sinus-condition? I know that gal had high hopes of landing Chunky, if she could just lure him away from the reeking burlap sack full of overripe fish, ululating frantically about the latest Islamophobic atrocity in racist America.

        • pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

          Viscous Slobushka is the new Sharmuta. She would fellate Fatso in front of her husband if he asked.

  20. rightymouse says:

    No wonder Gussy is stoned all the time.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s what Gus calls a broke-ass bum who lives by sponging off others. He capitalizes on their generosity. Until it runs out, and then we are treated to a few days of his whining about having to move to a new squat.

  21. Octopus says:

    I’m going to drink fruity nectar today. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      I hope your wife gets to watch.

      • Octopus says:

        I ended up with a Classic Martini, and a Guinness chaser. Nothing fruity. Maybe tomorrow, I’ll find something in a hollowed-out pineapple, with an umbrella or two. Just to keep the fruit-flies out.

  22. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. Octo’s been deep sea diving.

  23. Because olo says:

    olo

  24. Because olo says:

    Nick Searcy’s back.

  25. rightymouse says:

    Looks like Cruz takes Kansas & leads in Maine. 🙂

  26. Abu says:

    Octo,
    4pm central time puck drop tomorrow. I expect your Red Wings to be angry and ready to give my Blackhawks a stern test.

    • Octopus says:

      You realize the ‘Hawks got a few lucky early goals, last time. Revenge served cold, on the morrow. 👿

  27. ISTE Devastated says:

    The watch the Spacex launch on the TV in the bedroom ploy did not work.

    Hot blonde chick watched it in the main room, then she proceeded to set up a computer to get Plex and netflix and some roku thing so she will never have to see the bedroom TV again.

    Beware of blondes, not all of them are dumb.

    Next Saturday I am going to throw the main breaker in the apartment and pretend there is a power cut….

    I have adult colouring books and crayons ready….. in the bedroom.

  28. ISTE one year closer to death says:

    Happy birth day to me.

    Another year closer to my death.

    Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
    You fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way.
    Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
    Waiting for someone or something to show you the way.

    Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
    You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
    And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
    No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

    So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking
    Racing around to come up behind you again.
    The sun is the same in a relative way but you’re older,
    Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

    Every year is getting shorter never seem to find the time.
    Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
    The time is gone, the song is over,
    Thought I’d something more to say.

    Home, home again
    I like to be here when I can
    And when I come home cold and tired
    Its good to warm my bones beside the fire
    Far away across the field
    The tolling of the iron bell
    Calls the faithful to their knees
    To hear the softly spoken magic spells.

  29. Because olo says:

    This is what I call a woman.

    And then she whacks progs. What more can a guy ask for?

  30. Because olo says:

    Hehehahahehehehahaha.

    • Arachne says:

      Oh please Fatso. You whine so much you should change your Twitter nic to @littlegreennapavalley

      • Because olo says:

        And BTW, Twitter still hasn’t stated any reason for de-certifying him.

        And then Jack wonders why they have a credibility problem.

  31. Octopus says:

    Watching the Holm-Tate fight, preceding the McGregor-Diaz Main Event. Awesome fight!

    • Octopus says:

      Tate with the incredible upset! Bring on Rousey, for the second rematch…watch out for that arm-bar, Miesha. 😯

      Holly, you were a great champion. I feel we hardly knew ye. Take another shot, down the road.

      Note to Rousey: Refuse that second shot to Holm, at any cost. Should you take Tate down, I mean.

      • Octopus says:

        My Irish fighting-hero took a humbling arm-bar to a choking defeat. Ouch! Never get attached to an MMA fighter, is my takeaway. They always lose, in the fight you’re ready to bet heavily upon. In fact, you should always bet on the underdog, especially if it’s a fighter in a higher weight-class your hero is approaching.

        Conor McGregor, you need to go back down to your natural weight-class, and keep kicking ass for a couple of years. Finish up with one more run at the next rungs, after you’ve rebuilt your rep. Retire a multi-millionaire. Be smart, laddy.

  32. Because olo says:

    Penis penis penis lol.

  33. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Last time Toot was touched by a lady was around 8 years ago when Pamela Geller slapped the shit out of him.

    • Octopus says:

      Ginger appears to be on the make. With some lithesome success.

      Chunky, aka “Porky Icarus,” seems to be making less love than he is making on his defunct begging bowl, stuck for the last two months at a third of his projected begging-goal.

      There will be some bitter butthurt on the morrow.

  34. Oh man. Miesha beat Holly? Well it’s clear then that Ronda’s coming. She got knocked out on her feet with Holly. She’s beat Miesha twice! She had her confidence shaken but my girl’s coming back. You probably don’t want to be in her way.

  35. Pakimon says:

    It’s a sunny and unseasonably warm day in a Denver suburb and our hero is skulking on the sidewalk in front of what used to be his garage sanctuary.

    The warm temperature does nothing to improve Gus mood.

  36. Pakimon says:

    Suddenly, peals of feminine laughter come from the neighbor’s back yard.

    Gus perks up immediately. Could it be?! It is! The taut and tawny she-devil is in the yard!

    And she has a couple of friends with her!

  37. Pakimon says:

    Gus fumbles for the broken binoculars in his tattered ruck sack to get a better look.

    He peers into the binoculars and through the cracked lenses his eyes are suddenly filled with an explosion of visual delight!

    The she devil and her friends are frolicking in the yard in thong bikinis and they’re spraying each other with the garden hose!

    Their lithe, taut and tawny bodies glisten in the sun and Gus is spellbound!

    Who are these beautiful creatures? Gus gets his answer from his heart.

  38. Pakimon says:

    Gus desperately wants to creep in for a closer look but a dim part of his pickled and roasted brain warns against it.

    Bad things always happen when he goes into that yard.

    He hesitates.

  39. Pakimon says:

    It’s broad daylight so the stealth factor is non existent.

    Gus’ only option is to

  40. Pakimon says:

    Gus raises the binoculars to take another look and the she-devil and her friends are still frolicking and playing and spraying each other with the garden hose.

    The she-devil playfully smacks one of her friends on her firm and shapely buttocks with her hand.

    Gus is enthralled.

  41. Pakimon says:

    Out of the corner of his eye, Gus dimly notices the she-devil’s father looking out the window at him but Gus dismisses the potential danger.

    The delightful, thong bikini spectacle takes precedence!

  42. Pakimon says:

    Oh lordy! Now the she devil and her two friends are taking turns applying sun tan lotion on each others bodies.

    Gus is barely containing his “self-gratification” reflex.

    Even Gus knows that such activity on a public sidewalk is frowned upon.

    He peers through the binoculars at the glistening forms of scantily clad temptresses and mumbles to himself…

  43. Pakimon says:

    The spectacle of sultry thong bikini clad vixens is too much for Gus!

    The overwhelming urge for “self gratification” takes control and Gus dismisses any thought of dire consequences from what’s left of his mind.

  44. Pakimon says:

    Gus happily rationalizes his actions as his hand wanders downward…

  45. rightymouse says:

    Michelle Malkin talks truth to power at CPAC. Love her! She was on fire and named names. 🙂

  46. Because olo says:

    wut?

  47. Because olo says:

    He’s on to you, Octo.

  48. Octopus says:

    This is the only music we’re listening to from now on:

    Sorry, Chunky’s #nowplaying. 😦

  49. kbdabear says:

    Not that I’ve seen, Toot. But there’s no shortage of vile celebrations from YOUR team over Nancy Reagan’s death…

  50. Because olo says:

  51. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Colin Powell the turncoat, calls out the GOP for “junior high school tricks” which are “belittling the country and belittling the office to which they are striving,”

    No mention of Shillary Clinton under FBI investigation though, that’s not a problem for ole Colin.

  52. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Watching the Democrat debate. What a boring snooze-fest as usual.

    • pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Bernie says BILLIONS WILL DIE!!!!11!!11!!!

    • pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      On queue, Shillary starts coughing again and they go to commercial.

      • pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        And they don’t return…. hmmmm.

        I didn’t hear any closing statements or thanks for watching or nothing…. just an abrupt halt.

        She probably went on a coughing jag again and couldn’t recover.

  53. kbdabear says:

    LA LA LA LA TOOT CAN’T HEAR YOUUUUU!!!!

    • Bunk X says:

      From the BRC Archive:
      In 10 years, Charles typed “fuck” only 250 times in his comments on LGF. He typed “shit” 574 times.

  54. ISTE says:

    Is Charles homosexual or does he desire to anally rape women?

    This obsession he has with “fuck” is abnormal and needs documenting.

  55. Minnow says:

    I can’t wait for Kasich to lose Ohio.

    And, oh yeah….. fuck you Barry – you loser.

  56. Bunk X says:

    I’ve been listening to Mark Levin’s radio show for a while. Once I got past his abrasive voice, I found that he really knows his stuff and cuts through the media chaff.

  57. Because olo says:

    And Nick Searcy’s gone again.