The LGF Debate thread

Here is a thread to mock LGF’s  republican debate thread. Being the mature man he is, Charles hopes a fist fight breaks out.

Clown Car

Keep it classy Chucky!

56 Comments on “The LGF Debate thread”

  1. Juan Epstein says:


    I’m so sorry Chaz.

    I know what happened.

    You heard Kansas, and made a knee jerk reaction.

    Thank god for the debate, eh?

  2. rightymouse says:

    Kasich wants to be Trump ‘ s VP.

  3. Octopus says:

    Poor addled stewbum, trying so hard to fit in. 😦

  4. Minnow says:

    Kasich is a rude, self-aggrandizing ignoramus. He should be unceremoniously escorted off the stage.

    He reminds me of Barry. He THINKS everyone cares what he has to say. The plain truth is that Kasich (like Barry) has very little (if anything) to offer and no one gives a crap what he says, thinks, or does…..

    Buh-bye John.

  5. Octopus says:

    The streak is intact and looking like it will go on forever, as Dear Fatass can sniff out the wrong-most take on any situation, unerringly, like a turkey buzzard zeroing in on a corpse, or a swarm of flies seeking shit.

    “Sorry, Bill Nye…” 😆 😆 😆 😆

    • Minnow says:

      I gotta laugh.

      Bill Nye has been an insufferable dickhead since he couldn’t fit in at Boeing as a half-assed junior Mechanical Engineer. He used to be a housemate with a friend of mine way back in the day.

      What a dick he was.

      And so very fitting that he has created this phony, bullshit career based on B.S.

      And even better that Barry thinks he is a somebody who knows something.

      God this country has really gone down the tubes….. when Bill Nye can jet around the country with Obama on Earth Day puking out all kinds of pollution. And those two jerks sniffing arrogantly at the rest of us…

      -and poor, poor Barry who would give anything to be on that jet acting all big shotty, wishing he could sniff arrogantly too……

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Barry – you loser.

      • Because olo says:

        He could occasionally be funny when he was doing the almost live thing, but Keister was the funny in that outfit. Nye was just good at playing the dweeb, because he is one.

  6. kbdabear says:

    Miss Lindsey is channeling Toot. Graham needs to resign. Yesterday

  7. kbdabear says:

    Toot displays his killer retort skillz once again

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  10. Pakimon says:

    I’ve been leaning towards Cruz but this just might make me vote for “The Trumpster”. 😆

  11. Pakimon says:


    Somewhere in a Denver suburb, Gus is still hunkered down in the neighbor’s bushes hoping for another glimpse of taut, tawny, teasing, scantily clad visual delight but alas, the bedroom window remains dark. 😆

    • Octopus says:


      She probably went to Florida to work on her tan, so things could be perking up soon. Hang in there, Gustavo!

  12. Arachne says:

    Trump needs to tone down the rhetoric a little re Cruz. If he gets the nomination, his biggest hurdle isn’t gonna be Democrats – he’ll pull in the blue collar Reagan Democrats with no problem I think. It’s going to be getting the people who initially supported that “nasty nasty guy” that everyone supposedly hates to vote for him instead.

    • Octopus says:

      Some people are talking about a “preference cascade” that is supposedly brewing for Trump, composed of millions of people who are timid about expressing their liking for the brash billionaire in polls and amongst family and friends, but sick unto death of the prior administration and the GOP establishment. He doesn’t have the nomination yet, but it’s looking pretty good for him, right now. The pollsters are still saying he’d lose to Shrillary, but that could change in a hurry. It would be popcorn-munching party-time to watch the Left-Heads exploding all over the place, as Teh Donald moved into the Gold House. 😆

  13. Because olo says:

    Confirmed: Nick Searcy’s twitter account went poof. They’re fucking with some people with the ability to get their message out through other means. This won’t end well for the twits.

  14. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Am I reading this correctly? Toot retweets himself because he wants his followers to see he got a response from the cucumber guy in Spinal Tap?

    • Arachne says:

      Hell, I get an answer from David Limbaugh from time to time. What was the last hit this guy was in? For Your Consideration? Sucker DIED at the box office – got theatrical gross numbers like “TRUTH.”

      • pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

        He does a lot of voices in the Simpsons. Some of his characters are famous, but he is virtually unknown.

  15. Because olo says:


    • pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Biden apologizes to Mexico today….. so out of touch.

      Biden is an embarrassment.

      • Minnow says:

        Hey drunken fool Biden, why don’t you shut your stupid mouth for a change. The American people ARE sick and tired of the influx of illegals, drugs and criminals from Mexico and elsewhere coming across the Mexican border.

        You pretend whatever you want, but don’t speak for me you idiot.

  16. The great thing about perpetual race victim liars who are just racist bullies themselves is how fricking stupid they are. The video camera on the bus shows the incident began with them assaulting a young white woman.

    But of course, the BLM moron brigade has already held a rally against dem racist whiteys. \

  17. Well, he has to keep up appearances now that he’s not wearing the white hood any more. @theharryshearer
    3 hours ago

    Where ya been Chunkles you dimwit? He distanced himself from the KKK several decades ago.

    Also according to Wiki Duke has made this clarification re: Trump.

    In 2015, it was reported in the media that Duke endorsed 2016 presidential nominee Donald Trump for president.] Duke responded on his personal website, saying he had not actually endorsed Trump. He later clarified that while he viewed Trump as “the best of the lot”, due to his stance on immigration, Trump’s support for Israel was a dealbreaker for him. Duke claimed that “Trump has made it very clear that he’s 1,000 percent dedicated to Israel, so how much is left over for America?” In December 2015, Duke said Donald Trump speaks more radically than he does, advising that Trump’s radical speech is both a positive and a negative. In February 2016, Duke urged his listeners to vote trump saying “that voting for anyone besides Donald Trump “is really treason to your heritage.”

    Ruh roh. Chunky doesn’t like Isreal either, just like David Duke. I guess those ghoulish white dudes are all the same.

  18. irongrampa says:

    What happened to the support for Israel that was such a big factor at that blog?

    They had some vehement supporters as I recall.

  19. kbdabear says:

    Yeh Toot, we can fully get why you liked this one ….

  20. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Nothing says “new thread” like a Beck video.

  21. Octopus says:

    How much I loathe and laugh at this maroon:

    How much I love and appreciate this artiste, even though I know she’s not in our political camp:

    • Octopus says:

      What always gets me with Ri-Ri, is the spareness of the backing track, along with the crotch-tickling voice that reaches in and grabs ya. Well, your mileage may differ widely, but that’s my take. Her new album is one tickler after another.

  22. Octopus says:

    The female human voice is an instrument to be reckoned with. It can overpower all the technology and instrumental wizardry. There are always a few female singer-killers, in every musical era.

  23. Octopus says:


    Na-ga-da, Bruce. Fuhgeddabouttit!