Eliot Spitzer is back with $5,000 a night hookers, the flatulent Culver City windbag is upset because he has to settle for $5 B.J.’s.

It seems that the self proclaimed “Sheriff of Wall Street” got caught again with his pants down (literally). This time with a $5,000 a night Russian hooker. Now she has recanted (I am sure after a bagful of money was delivered to her) her assault charges and has fled the country. However nobody is denying that she “serviced” the Spitz. I have it on good advice that a halitosis and malodorous vagrant in Culver City is enraged. – not over the peccadilloes of a former rising Progressive Star, but about the unfairness of it all. You see Charles pays $5 a head (pun intended) which is money he can spend on Cheetos and Mountain Dew to have some toothless old hag who has not bathed since Bill Clinton’s first term, do the full Lewinsky on him. What is needed is sexual favors redistribution! Mr. Toot should get some of Spitzer’s money so he could have sex with beautiful Russian prostitutes. Oh the unfairness of life!


A woman who police said accused ex-New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer of assault later recanted and apologized in an email before leaving the country, according to Spitzer’s lawyer.

Adam Kaufmann said in a statement obtained by The New York Post on Tuesday that the woman “recanted the allegations of assault” in an “unsolicited email” sent to Spitzer “which confirms that no assault occurred.”

On Monday, Kaufmann noted the woman did not want to cooperate with law enforcement and had already left on a flight to Russia on Sunday evening.

“Unsolicited, she has indicated that any allegations of assault were false,” Kaufmann said, adding it was unfortunate that the woman’s “emotional difficulties” had been made public. “Mr. Spitzer acted appropriately at all times during this incident. He has been and intends to remain fully cooperative in the event there is any further inquiry by relevant authorities.”

The incident in question began Saturday evening when the woman called 911 from a $1,000-a-night room rented by Spitzer at the Plaza Hotel, two law enforcement officials with knowledge of the case told The Associated Press. The 25-year-old woman, who Kaufmann has identified but FoxNews.com is not identifying, then called back to try to cancel the emergency call, but police were already en route, the officials said.

“Unsolicited, she has indicated that any allegations of assault were false.”

– Adam Kaufmann

The woman initially said she was fine but responding officers noticed broken glass and a cut on her arm and transported her to a hospital. While at the hospital, the woman told doctors she had a relationship with the 56-year-old Spitzer, and he choked her and shoved her during an argument, officials said. Later, she became “totally uncooperative” and declined to press charges, according to The Post, citing sources.

Spitzer phoned the woman repeatedly at the hospital and even showed up looking for her, a source told The Post.

Spitzer has not elaborated on what his relationship was with the woman, however, he said in a statement that she was “not my girlfriend.” Subsequent press reports have identified the woman as a high-priced prostitute.

Kaufmann denied that Spitzer had injured the woman, instead saying “she was distraught and Mr. Spitzer sought to keep her calm.”

Police have yet to interview Spitzer.

“Mr. Spitzer acted appropriately at all times during this incident,” Kaufmann said in Tuesday’s statement. “He has been and intends to remain fully cooperative in the event there is any further inquiry by relevant authorities.”

Spitzer, a Democrat, resigned two years into his term as governor in 2008 amid revelations that he had sex with prostitutes.

He was identified as a patron of a high-priced prostitution ring during a federal investigation, but he was never charged. His attempt at a political comeback failed when he lost his bid to become New York City’s comptroller in 2013.

The Associated Press contributed to this report.



134 Comments on “Eliot Spitzer is back with $5,000 a night hookers, the flatulent Culver City windbag is upset because he has to settle for $5 B.J.’s.”

  1. Daedalus says:

    Charles wishes he had the money Spitzer had.

  2. TreBob says:

    What’s a $5K a night hooker look like?

  3. He was thinking after he “broke from the right,” he’d be getting humdingers from “hot” lefty bloggers like Amanda Marcotte and Jane Hamsher. Alas, it was not to be.

    • Captain Death says:

      Or Rachel Madcow or Ana Marie Cox.

      • Arachne says:

        Hence keeping that old avatar up on Twitter when you KNOW this miserable shut-in is probably tilting the scale at over 300 lbs. and looks every bit the almost 63 year old failure that he is. Gray in the ponytail now. LOTS of it.

  4. rightymouse says:


    “I’m a businesswoman. I did whаt politicians in thiѕ country аrе аlwауѕ encouraging immigrants tо do: work hard, seize opportunity, maximize уоur talents.”

    In thе article, ѕhе boasts thаt ѕhе саmе tо Nеw York with juѕt $300 but bесаmе successful аftеr building a stable оf clients.

    “’I turned 24 in March аnd hаvе managed tо save $200,000, bу f****** fоr money,’ reads thе piece.”

  5. rightymouse says:

    My post disappeared. 😦

  6. Captain Death says:

    Charles pays women who look like “Mom’s Mabley” for blowjobs but he pays them in food stamps.

  7. windbag says:

    I misread the title. I thought you meant Chuckles was upset because he could only charge $5.

  8. rightymouse says:

    Mr. Peevish gets peevish.

  9. Uh oh. Chunky Johnsuck won’t like that the LIGO project (which just detected gravitational waves from the collision of 2 black holes 1.3 billion yrs ago) is using coal-fueled generators to have the necessary large and uninterrupted power supply. Who do these people think they are? James Cameron? Fossil fuels should only be used by politicians to fly around the world to give speeches to people about how bad fossil fuels are. And then take a helicopter to go golfing.


  10. OLT's Drugstore Alley Cowboys says:

    Oh, fer fuck’s sake, Gus-Gus think’s he’s a gaucho now.

    Cattle expert. Like the DOJ.

    Ever ride a horse 20 hours, Gus? Help birth a breeched calf? Rope a bull? Brand a 1400lb steer? Yeah, shut up.

    My grandfather was a by-God cattleman in his youth. A real Texas cowboy. You and the bigoted ignorant lying thieves you quoted should doff your hats and shut your mouths when real men ride past.

  11. Trump Indulges Scalia Conspiracy Theory on Mike Gallagher’s Show lgf.bz/1U8t1Gp https://t.co/YbQCayEq39
    1 hour ago

    But Chunky REALLY believes in the Shrilldabeast’s Right Wing Conspiracy.

  12. If corporations are people perhaps it’s time to deport Apple to Ireland. Good bye Apple. Have a nice life in Ireland.
    13 minutes ago


  13. Ha. Run to your safe space Chunky!

  14. rightymouse says:

    Fatso’s GoFundMe bowl is still stuck on stupid.

    $3,390 of $10k after 9 months.
    One month since the last donation.

    • Minnow says:

      The words “honor”,”integrity”, “reputation” and “righteousness” all come to mind when I see a fat, slovenly turd like Barry get on line to BEG for other people’s money.

      Barry has no clue as to the meaning of any of these words.

      $3390 says he hasn’t a clue what “shame” means either.

      Barry, you are a lost, little boy with an arrogance and conceit problem (to name but two) and you sincerely need your ass kicked, but good.

    • pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      How embarrassing. He leaves it up for all to see…… weird.

  15. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    I’m all in for tooth drilling without novocaine and testicle electrode clamping for radical terrorist Islamists just for the lulz. Waterboarding is for wimps.

  16. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Actually dummy… Odumbo is solely responsible for Trump.

  17. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Notice the screenshot? Podhoretz……. blocked Fuckface ages ago.

  18. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    Look at this……. Toot defends beheading and female oppression.

    Just when I thought that fat scumbag couldn’t get any lower.

    • Minnow says:

      Wow, handled expertly and succinctly…. just like an eleven year old girl.

      ICYMI, Barry was on the High School Debate Team!

      (until he dropped out of High School, that is.)

  19. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson ‏@Green_Footballs 9h9 hours ago

    Tim Cook Says Apple Will Fight Court Order to Unlock iPhone – Poll: What do you think? http://lgf.bz/1U80WPE

    landgrabs are ok, enforced medical programs are peachy, economic programs with the same amount of reality as a Walt Disney cartoon are wonderful…. but IPHONE SURVEILLANCE?

    I wondered what it would take.
    First they came for the ranchers with 100 year old grazing rights but I had a condo in a gated community…

    • Minnow says:

      Would you do me a favor? Please go fuck yourself.

      • swamprat says:

        And with that, you are banned.
        off you go, into the cornfield
        I mean it. A sternly worded email is being launched even as we speak.

        Twitter doesn’t answer me anymore, sigh.

    • pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

      Block Block Blockity Mute Blockity Mute Blockity Block

    • Arachne says:

      Let me explain something to Tim Cook.
      It’s called obstruction of justice.
      This was not Achmed the Dead Terrorist’s iPhone. It belonged to the COUNTY. Maybe the COUNTY should have the final say, whaddaya think?

  20. Octopus says:

    63-year-old man.

  21. Minnow says:

    “Hillary blames America – Not ready for a woman”

    That’s right Hillary, it’s America’s fault. It has NOTHING to do with you.

    Not a thing.

    You have no accomplishments. You are a liar and we all know it. Worse, there is teeming evidence that you are not just a miserable old hag, but a criminal that should be hung. (Benghazi, emails, all of the dead people around you). You are tone deaf to the lives that most Americans live – you are dead broke (with $600-million in the bank that we know of), you are an effite snob who has never worked a day in your life and you have ZERO personality.

    But, no…. really…. it has nothing to do with you Hillary. Now go finish your bottlew of wine.

  22. Minnow says:

    Does anyone know how much Whoopi Goldberg actually weighs now?

    She looks like she must weigh about 500-LBS.

    And, that, is some serious Whoopi.

    • Octopus says:

      That Beemageddon was all caused by Teh Warmening, doncha know. 😆

      You won’t be seeing the dozens of stories about that bullshit being recanted in the self-identified Liberal MSM, though.

  23. rightymouse says:

    Gussy got wasted again last night…

  24. rightymouse says:

    Fatso was wasted as well…

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky goes out of his way to defend and promote the head-choppers, now. I wonder why hes not raking the money in, with his various begging-bowl ventures…such a mystery…

    • Minnow says:

      No doubt that this argumentation style of Barry’s has really gained the attention of some real heavy hitters.

      A real intellectual powerhouse Barry.


      (and we all know that these edgy, clever retorts by Barry all end with a tug on the pony tail, a wink in his mirror, and a manly bellowing of “Fuck yeah!”)


    • ISpeakJive says:

      This is the man that had vapors over the word “pussy” when every other tweet of his these days contains the word “fuck.”

  25. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    I think Trump just improved his poll numbers here even more.

    The pope, who wants the US to have open borders has an impenetrable wall around his country.

  26. Minnow says:

    Pope = Moron.

  27. More climate dumbth demonstrating how the super smart scientists that should never questioned placed the ground temp sensors used by NOAA to come up with Teh Warmening are usually next to air conditioners and hot radiating pavement. Gosh it’s almost like they’re TRYING to show warming!!!


  28. Here’s the Pope’s comical quote in reference to Donald Trump:

    “A person who thinks only about building walls, wherever they may be, and not building bridges, is not Christian,”

    What about a person who lives in a walled city surrounded by armed soldiers? Why not get a tent and move to a Calais migrant camp so you can welcome them old man? Besides I he read that quote online. There where he gets his wisdom I guess.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He spends a lot of time in the Hallmark card section of CVS.

      • Octopus says:

        Fun Fact I Learned Last Night: Wall Street is named after the defensive wall built by Dutch settlers to protect themselves from Indians and other European hostiles. So, I guess there’s a long history of Christians building walls to keep themselves from getting overrun and annihilated — a history the current moonbat-pope is ignoring, despite the fact he lives behind walls everyday, as noted above.

  29. Minnow says:

    Hillary has done nothing but LOSE during this election process, yet I just see over at Drudge that she has taken the lead with her delegate count. Someone, anyone, explain to me how she isn’t a bald faced, lying cheater!?

    And she wonders why her approach and (so-called) message don’t resonate with the public?

    We can see right through you Hillary. You aren’t as smart as you like to pretend.


  30. kbdabear says:

    Hmm… Toot must be behind on the bills

  31. kbdabear says:

    It really gets under Toot’s skin (and fatty tissue) when the black man doesn’t appreciate what Toot has done for POC…

    Ace has said that it’s a myth that Twitter brings many more people to your site. He’s found that providing good original content is what brings the people. “Build It and They Will Come”

  32. pineapple ¯\_(''-)_/¯ says:

    “Apple’s Tim Cook doubles down, won’t comply with order to help FBI hack into iPhone”


    Tim Cook is the Cliven Bundy of Silicon Valley.

  33. Maybe I missed it – when was the last time we had a national discussion about whether a penis qualified someone to be president? @cxarli
    17 minutes ago

    When Bubba Clinton tried to hump everything in sight like a dog with his little bent boner. Next question.

  34. Because olo says: