The will to live

Charles really takes criticism personally and subscribes sinister movies to his rivals. The gaseous human blimp whines on Twitter that people want to take away his will to live.



This obese unstable man really needs intervention.


38 Comments on “The will to live”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    All you have is an Internet connection.

  2. Octopus says:

    Thin as the content may be on Fatass’s side, we can say with some confidence there will likely be a performance of the operetta for Super Bowl Sunday.

  3. Because olo says:

  4. Octopus says:

    Why do women have boobs?

    To give men something to look at, while they’re talking.

    I’ll be here all week, try the veal, tip your waitress. 🙂

  5. Octopus says:

    Okay…here goes another.

  6. Octopus says:


  7. Salamambo says:

    He is quite the Drama Queen or is he just a Queen?

  8. poteen2 says:

    The will to live can only be present if you have a life Charlie. Your present situation doesn’t qualify

  9. Juan Epstein says:

    This disqualifies Charline from playing male faux feminist in his defense of Hillary.

    Too many examples of his blatant misogyny.

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    • Because olo says:

      Isn’t S&M an alternative gender?

      • Octopus says:

        All I know is, if anyone’s going to be holding the whip in my situation, it will be me. My wife says the same, so…there’s none of that shades o’ grey stuff happenin’.

  12. Octopus says:

    What’s he steering the car with? Oh. I see.

  13. Octopus says:

    Great article. I’m so over the “everything be racist”-meme, I just laugh when somebody plays this card anymore. That’s because I’m a racist, of course. Probably have a hooded sheet outfit in the closet.

    Cam is a crazy-good athlete, but he’s also a braggadocious poseur. But then, he gives footballs to kids, despite getting fined every time he does, and has a fun time playing the game, all of which I love. But saying white people can’t handle him, because he’s black and awesome and all? Get over it, son. Post-racial presidency. Google it! 😆

  14. Octopus says:

    Fatass is funny! 😆