Charles Johnson’s junk

More failed humor from the failed man in life.


Lame joke.

50 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s junk”

  1. OLT's Prefers to Spell it "Whinging" says:

    It’s funny. You think you know what a dead blog would look like.

    Then you see a photo of one, and reality hits you in the face.


  2. Octopus says:

    Took us awhile, but we finally got a new photo of the Corpulent Failed Blogger. He looks a little waxy, as he hasn’t been outside in a couple of years. Needs a bigger door. And muumuu.

    • daffy duck says:

      I like it better when you post pix of George, …and hot chicks.


      • Octopus says:

        Gotta give the ladies a l’il somethin’-somethin’, Daffy. 🙂

        Check out the back-moobs on Chunky, here. That’s a sexy bitch, right there.

  3. Octopus says:

    You knew this one was going on autoplay. 😆

    Christian conservatives are so cuckoo-dangerous, you know. Radical Islam? Misunderstood, and constantly provoked by infidels. No wonder they snap and go ‘splody. Christians, Joos, Buddhists and Hindus always baiting them, and the Amish, bearding them.

    • Does the logical fallacy [and grossly infantile] ad hominem attack ever cease with these brain-dead Leftoids?
      Charlatan: I will actually read a well-thought out, annotated and cogently argued piece wherein you can argue and defend your [hateful] assertion that Cruz is a “dangerously delusional religious fanatic”. Until then, I will not stop calling you out on your risible, detestable, morally bankrupt and intellectually dishonest blithering word salads. Deal?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      That’s a very Trump-like insult to religious people. I wonder if he can even comprehend that?

    • Dangerously deluded fanatic.

      Whatever you say Fatso.

      • It never occurs to Charlatan and his ilk that they are those who are dangerously delusional in their fanatical devotion to their religion called ‘liberalism’ and their worship of the State. It never ceases to amaze me the blatant, overt, yet unrecognized [more in denial] projection they indulge in. The more these miscreants and defectives accuse the Right of injustices, the louder they scream and whine about non-existent Conservative evils, the more I have to shake my head and mourn the death of reason and rationalism in our Western society. I sometimes feel very convinced that it will take a massive terrorist action or nuclear exchange with our enemies to wake these arrested developmentally from their fitful nap. And even then, I dread, they will not have the capacity to refrain blaming their ideological opponents instead of those responsible. I have no doubt they will blame everyone but themselves and the actual butchers.

  4. Octopus says:

    Meanwhile, your constant begging goes for naught. 😦

  5. daffy duck says:

    Daedalus: “More failed humor from the failed man in life.”

    No, no, no, you’re doing it wrong.

    This is brilliant, more like these Charles. Please!

  6. Because olo says:

    Popular demand? 😆

  7. Octopus says:

    #1 Pick in country chooses Big Ten school for first time in ???

    GO BLUE!! 🙂

  8. Juan Epstein says:

    Old pseudo-hipsters just don’t get how cringe inducing it is for everyone when they try to embrace hip youth culture.

  9. OLT's Prefers to Spell it "Whinging" says:

    What, Gus-Gus no like Bernie?

    Prefer lady criminal?

  10. Because olo says:

    • TreBob says:

      Charles and the ignorant no-nothings (over at Vox). Peas in the same pod. Should be the name of his new breakout musical group. Charles and the ignorant no-nothings. It’s sure to be as big a revenue getter as a gofundme page.

      A national sales tax is NOT a VAT. Sales taxes/GST/whatever are applied at the end sale. You buy a book, sales tax applied, sent to the gov by the retailer. With a VAT the tax is applied at every instance that value is added to the product. You (wholesaler) ship product to distributor he pays a tax on the value of the product+the shipping/handling you supplied (the added value), he ships to retailer they pay on the new value of the product+the value the distributor added.

      I lived for a number of years under a defacto national sales tax system with no income tax, property tax or other types of taxes and it worked great. Even my employees had live-in maids/nannies, new cars and a higher standard of living than the U.S. As long as the government learns to live within it’s means, everything works out for the peoples hunky dory.

      In Barbados, they have a progressive income tax system and added a VAT in the ’90s. Within three years the public figured out how awful it was for them and wished they had not listened to the politicians. That’s why a 2 piece chicken snack box (small chips and no soda) costs US$7 over there. (

      [Disclaimer: I have eaten scads of Chefette broasted chicken sammies. They are awesome and after flying fish and eggs, one of the things I most looked forward to when working in Barbados.]

  11. Because olo says:

    Charles Johnson’s junk.

  12. OLT's Prefers to Spell it "Whinging" says:

    Oh man, I read me some Uncle Bernie versus Grandma Twitters today.

    The Proggies are at each other with nice sharp knives and zero brains.

    I need a drum of popcorn for this. I may not ending up giving a damn who the Repubs come up with.

    • Because olo says:

      Toot’s still in Grannie’s corner, right? How about a pool. When does Toot start feeling the Bern?

    • pineapple says:

      Translation: “You cannot be a Democrat if you are not a socialist.”

      I think Bernie is right…… he should have kept his mouth shut though.

      Please god, let Bernie win over Shillary….. please.

      • OLT's Prefers to Spell it "Whinging" says:

        This is what caused the fracas.

        All the assholish Progs that do NOTHING but label others … crying about being labelled.

        The schadenfreude was thicker than schmaltz on cold toast.

      • Because olo says:

        Didn’t Goldwater say something like that once?

  13. OLT's Prefers to Spell it "Whinging" says:


  14. Octopus says:

    I’ve often thought, reading Fatass’s moronic drivel, “why don’t you eat shit and die?” I know, it’s mean-spirited. Lord, I apologize.

    But now, it turns out that Chunky may be eating shit soon, in order to lose the 200+ lbs of ugly fat he’s accrued since Pam stiff-armed his face, back in ’08. Literally eating shit. Just do it, big boy. Eat shit, and LIVE!

  15. rightymouse says:

    I’d rather rip my eyes out with a screwdriver…..

  16. windbag says:

    That title, “Charles Johnson’s Junk” is just too disturbing. I’ll choose to interpret it as “Charles Johnson Is Junk.” There…that’s better.

  17. pineapple says:

    At least he’ll have the BLM terrorists and the self loathing whites

  18. pineapple says:

    Kurt Schlichter and his followers are having their way with Fuckface. He never learns.

    • Octopus says:

      Good thing Chunky “Two-Dinner” McDumbth never reads here. He would find this pic triggering, I’m sure. BLOCKANDREPORT! BLOCKANDREPORT! WAAAAHHHH!

  19. Because olo says:

    Hey Toot. Here’s your big chance.