Angry Keyboard warrior wants a Obama dictatorship

For all the talk about freedom from progressives, they are totalitarian at heart. Our favorite angry keyboard warrior wishes Obama can stay in office.

Obama great

The angry keyboard warrior wish Obama was President for life.


54 Comments on “Angry Keyboard warrior wants a Obama dictatorship”

  1. John Wiseman says:

    What!? That must be one freaking short lifetime. But, I guess elementary aged preteen weenie is the level of thought on display over at the swamp.

  2. Octopus says:

    He’s been the best president ever, at creating an unmitigated disaster of a presidency. That he’s done magnificently. And still had time for more golf than any president, ever!

  3. The Mullahs share his sentiment.

  4. Octopus says:

    I loved the 90’s for the music, and having young kids, and being younger, richer and better-looking. I loved the hard rock grunge music, but there were also these sweet-sounding alternative bands fronted by angelic voices, like The Sundays, Cranberries, Cocteau Twins, Sixpence None The Richer, etc. Harriett Wheeler of The Sundays had an amazing voice, but she and her hubby who played guitar didn’t really love the business of music, and retired to raise their children together. Maybe they ran out of songs, and knew when it was time to go — if only more tedious music-grinders had the same facility.

    • pineapple says:

      I remember that song from ages ago, would have never guessed it was The Sundays.

      When you mentioned angelic voices from the 90’s I immediately thought of October Project. I found them on a whim back in the Napster days. I had never heard of them before, and I’ve never heard them on the radio..

      They gave off a refreshing anti Lilith Fair vibe for me.

  5. HappyWarrior? I guess ignorance is bliss. This Preezydunce has been an abject failure by all standards and particularly for blacks.

    Under the leadership of America’s first black president, black people have been the biggest losers. Here are the numbers:
    • 25% of black households live below the poverty line as compared to eight percent for white households.
    • One out of three black children lives in poverty.
    • Blacks are twice as likely as whites to be unemployed.
    • Blacks earn $13,000 less per year than their white counterparts.
    • The unemployment rate of African Americans has consistently been twice as high as for whites over the last 50 years.
    • For every $100 in wealth of a white household, the black household only has $6 in wealth.

    Thanks to Obama, gun violence in America is rising. Blacks are suffering the most because they are six times more likely to commit a homicide than whites and seven times more likely to be a victim of a homicide than whites. Crime has escalated thanks to Obama stoking the race wars in America.

    Following a series of black men killed by police white officers in Fergusson, Missouri, Long Island, New York and Baltimore, Maryland, Obama vilified the police.

    Before the facts were in, the Obama administration declared America was at war against the black man. As a result of blacks across America marching and tweeting that #BlackLivesMatter, police are afraid to do their jobs in predominately black cities like Ferguson and Baltimore for fear of being called racist, fired or worse arrested.
    In July, the predominately black city of Baltimore record 45 homicides, the city’s deadliest month in crime since 1972.

    According to Heather MacDonald of the Manhatten Institute, murders in Atlanta were up 32 per cent as of mid-May. Shootings in Chicago had increased 24 per cent and homicides 17 per cent. Shootings and other violent felonies in Los Angeles had spiked by 25 per cent; in New York, murder was up nearly 13%, and gun violence 7 per cent.

    Obama has had time to advocate for gays – getting them gay marriage, repealing the US military’s gag order on opening gay and lesbian soldiers serving in the military. Through executive order, Obama prevented millions of illegal aliens age 31 and under from being deported from America. But blacks, who voted at a rate of 95 per cent for Obama in 2008 and 93 per cent in 2012, have gotten a lump of coal at best from their black messiah.

  6. So I guess there’s a website called If you type it into the browser right now it takes you to Donald Trump’s wiki page. I guess they try to be fair because they’ve featured Kanye West and Preezydunce Obungle. But they seem a little confused. None of those people are losers unless you count Obungle’s failed Preezyduncy. Trump and West are both wildly famous and rich.

    I think they should feature a real loser. A person who, given a bike would fall off and damage his brain. Or given a successful popular blog, would blow it up and make it the most repellent hell hole on the internet. You know a jerk that tries to use a french word to look smart but has no idea how to pronounce it because he’s just a dumb guitar player.

  7. The line between boasting windbag and whining crybaby is very thin
    17 minutes ago

    Rich innit? LOL!

  8. Andie MacDowell’s taking some heat today on Twitter because of some comment she made about getting bumped from first class after having payed for first class. I think they’re just being mean to a gorgeous pretty rich lady out of jealousy and spite. Here she is looking stunning with her two stunning daughters.

    However, she has a distinctive speaking style and a passive nature which is easily mock-able which MadTV’s Mo Sullivan couldn’t resist. Mo and Will range far and wide on this mockery of The Actor’s Studio. Classic stuff didTent you know?

    • Octopus says:

      Hey, if you have paid for first class, and you have a reservation, it’s not out of line to bitch a little if you get bumped back to serfdom. I know they’re rich, spoiled brats, but whatever. First class is awesome! 🙂

    • Octopus says:

      😆 That was great!

  9. I watch a lot of cooking and cooking competition shows. Here’s an excellent take off on Chef Gordan Ramsay from his earlier days when he was a bit more harsh.

    I watch him on Master Chef all the time now and he’s a bit more cuddly these days. Even kid-friendly!

    • Octopus says:

      I used to watch Ramsay back then, when he was breathing fire. Crazy man. Then I realized he was acting, and it got boring. The rest of my family watches cooking shows a lot, but I just don’t get into it. I just want one of those Count Of Monte Cristo sandwiches and a hoppy IPA for dinner. 😉

      • OLT's Prefers to Spell it "Whinging" says:

        An excellent choice, sir.

      • Because olo says:

        I used to work in a chemical plant that used isopropyl alcohol for a solvent. We called it ‘IPA’. Whenever I hear someone wanting to drink IPA, I think Gus.

        • Octopus says:

          I’m making a new batch of beer with my trusty Mr. Beer kit. “Diablo IPA,” only I’ve added an extra dose of hops to the original. This recipe has gotten raves from other Misters Of Beer, so I’m looking forward to having it ready by spring, with the proper bottle-aging.

  10. pineapple says:

    As someone said above, Happy Warrior must be very young to say that Odumbo was the best president in his lifetime. How can anyone be that stupid living in this economy?

    I made it through Jimmy Carter who was always the worst president in my view, until Odumbo.

    Thank god there can only be two terms…… what an utter failure he has been. If the lying criminal Shillary makes it in we’re in big trouble folks, another 4-8 years of Odumbo in a pantsuit.

    • I know. Obungle was supposed to pivot to the economy about 6 times. Instead he just ran up the credit card. There’s been no recovery and now we’re staring at the abyss of a world economic slowdown.

  11. Octopus says:

    What the f—?! 😆

    That was an abject loss. They had to cheat and flip coins, to get the razor-thin margin they ended up having. Shrillary is peeling paint off the walls today, with her screeching. Huma has called social services, out of fear for her life. Well…secret services. Same diff.

  12. Octopus says:

    Mr. Self-Awareness Strikes Again! 😆

  13. pineapple says:

    I know I always look to the United Nations to decide moral based issues for me, doesn’t everyone?

    • Arachne says:

      The dichotomy of that pronouncement is lost on morons like you, isn’t it?

    • rightymouse says:

      Wait until the Muslim countries find out about this. 😯

      • Octopus says:

        The UN made their Big Pronouncement on Gay Rights back in 2011, but it’s still illegal to engage in same-sex congress in 76 countries. In at least five countries – Iran, Mauritania, Saudi Arabia, Sudan and Yemen – the death penalty prevails. They’ll kill you for being gay in any Muslim-dominated country, whether it’s codified or not. But Christian Conservatives are the Real Danger. 🙄

    • JimboXL says:

      Abortion is a human right wow, pretty messed up disgusting example of the evil and cruelty of of humanity right there. It is so incredibly depressing, if you believe in evolution, that we evolved millions upon millions of years from mud, and progressed by way of miracle after miracle….and this is the pinnacle.

      When you are gleefully arguing that the physical components of a human are a vital resource not the life the human may lead or the contrubtion to society they may make, then, I’m sorry you’ve lost your humanity no matter how you try to rationalize it. A vital resource to humanity was Einstein’s genius or Steve Jobs’ innovative mind, or an astronaut’s strength of will to explore, maybe die, to expand humanity’s reach. Go tell a rabid abortionist that it is quite unfortunate that they weren’t aborted and that their tissue wasn’t harvested and sold and see how well they react.

      • Octopus says:

        Just don’t let them bite you, though. The rabies.

        It’s interesting how the Left appoints itself the arbiter of which rights are “in” right now. For instance, they’re considering tossing out the whole free speech thing, as feelings are being hurt.


    Or course they can’t. Even though they have an internet enabled mini-computer in their pocket and a laptop or tablet at home which they use to play baby games and chat with their friends.

  15. Octopus says:

    Good piece on Cruz. Chunky’s about to go all-in on the wacky character-assassination thing. Media Matters is working that hard.

  16. Octopus says:

    Gus is trying really hard to put the Sanders toothpaste back in the tube. 😆

  17. Octopus says:

    Ooh, snobby!

    What a tool. 😆

    • Minnow says:

      As in, old grade school? Or, would that be old Junior High School? Or possibly Old High School maybe…. wait – GED? Probably not Old High School, that would be misleading wouldn’t you agree Barry?



  18. swamprat says:

    Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs

    @pulmyears I’m old school. I try to avoid “sci-fi.”
    …except for global warming alarmism

  19. Minnow says:

    Bill Clinton, while President, taught this nation that lying and cheating is acceptable behavior. This was (as much as anything) the reason for my divorce in 1997. My wife took to the lying and cheating thing like a fish to water. Her typical response was to laugh when confronted – much like Shrillary.

    And this phenom has grown exponentially with Chicago Jesus in office.

    Now “up” is “down” etc.

    This election already has earmarks of a complete bullshit fest which is exactly what the Dems want. As a point of reference for THAT statement, contemplate the flooding of this nation with illegal aliens who will now be able to vote.

    The deck is stacked against those of us who want to live life as good citizens, doing the right thing in all respects, by shithead cheaters who must resort to lying and cheating out of necessity. They have no other options in life.

    And, as a result, we all get to suffer those consequences.

    Imagine, Hillary as President!?

    That should make any sane person wince.

  20. Because olo says:


    • Octopus says:

      There was a whole banquet hall full of “obvious right wing trolls” last night, posing as Bernie fans, spreading discord and booing the shit out of Shrillary. It was quite something. 😆

      Sanders rally chant: ‘She’s a liar!’
      By GABRIEL DEBENEDETTI 02/01/16 11:40 PM EST

      DES MOINES, Iowa — The room at Bernie Sanders’ rally here turned ice cold when Hillary Clinton’s speech took over the televisions here.
      The crowd booed loudly at first, then cheered when the sound cut out. The sound soon returned and Clinton was drowned out by further boos when she said “I’m a progressive who gets things done.”
      It escalated from there: Chants of “She’s a liar!” took over the room before the campaign just entirely shut off the stream, cutting away from MSNBC entirely.

      Read more:

      • Because olo says:

        Well, there is this guy…

      • Minnow says:

        Barry is following Hillary’s lead. He is an unabashed liar too.

        Just for the record, fuck your lying ass Barry.

        Sideways bitch.


  21. Octopus says:

    Something our futon-fused SJW can really relate to: