Race Detective claims opposition to Planned Parenthood is racist!

Race Detective has discovered a new racist mace!Charles defends claims opponents of planned Parenthood want 2nd class status for women and minorities.






The Race Detective is able to turn every issue into a racial one. Charles goes on his self righteous paternalistic view of women and minorities in his pro Planned Parenthood rant. As a minority, I have news for this Hipster shut in, people of all races and ethnicity don’t like Planned Parenthood.

The Race Detective has a huge fail again.


114 Comments on “Race Detective claims opposition to Planned Parenthood is racist!”

  1. Minnow says:

    Little Barry has never been too concerned about morals, and money….. and the truth.

    We know that.

    The Planned Parenthood butchers are greedy, self-serving liars – WHY – just like you Barry!!!

    And some of us taxpayers are sick of funding this bullshit. Not that this means ANYTHING to you since you don’t really do the “taxes” thing.

    It is so very easy to spend someone else’s hard earned tax dollars.


  2. pineapple says:

    “Race Detective claims opposition to Planned Parenthood is racist!”

    By doing so Fatfuck exposes himself as the true racist he is….. again.

    No surprise there!

    • Abu Don't Name the Donkeys says:

      Opposition to murdering black babies is racist by whom? You fat POS. Thank
      goodness Charles Foster Johnson never, ever reads here. He’s busy not counting up the money flowing into his 2 begging bowls, lol. You continue to suck at a high level, Chunky!
      Too bad the bike accident and divorce happened so close together otherwise we might still be commenting at LGF, and keeping it relevant.

      You might be financially viable currently. Instead, LGF is the donkey show w/ 13 sock puppets.

  3. Octopus says:

    Opposition to killing mostly-black babies is teh racist. Hmm…seems a tiny bit counter-intuitive, but let’s go with it, Chunky. Because…why, again? Oh, because it fits today’s idiotic moonbat screed. Okay. That’s good enough for me.

  4. Octopus says:

    Time for a few wintry-scenes, starring Whore-hay, the wonder dog. Brace yourselves!

    George is handsome in the snow.

    George likes the boyfriend.

    He’s kind of noble. In a dog way.

    This kid rocks, and I’m glad she’s back in Michigan.

  5. PeteP says:

    Chucky should put his money where his mouth is and donate to PP if he thinks they’re so great.

    • Octopus says:


      $3,390 of $10k
      Raised by 96 people in 9 months

      Dan Ballard
      20 days ago
      2016 subscription please

      The electricity’s been shut-off recently, due to non-payment. Donations to idiotic causes are kind of on the back-burner, for the nonce. 😆 (laffing cuz nonce is funneh)

      • He needs to get his life together and stop all this pathetic crying for attention on the internet. Chunk, here’s a working plan.

        #1 Go on a diet and lose 200 pounds.
        #2 Get back in shape. Ride a bike/treadmill/eliptical 4 times a week.
        #3 Stay off Twitter and spend more time with people who maybe care about you.
        #4 Get a job.

        Work that plan for 6 months and you’ll be amazed.

    • Ha. You said a mouthful right there Pete. He’s a broke as a joke loser begging on the internet. He probably hopes PP donates to HIM.

  6. Octopus says:

    “I wrote this song, before I stole the VW and wrecked Duke’s tour.”

  7. Octopus says:

    I’m afraid of where this could lead the operetta.

  8. Minnow says:

    He called me Barry Mommy!!?!

  9. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      No pressure, Pak. You don’t have to do it everyday. 😉

      Keep trying.
      1 hour ago
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      It happened.
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      No shit. Yes.
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      Horns. You make me feel so young.
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      …but this shit is tailor-made. 😆

  10. Bunk X says:

    The founder of Planned Parenthood, Margaret Sanger, was a racist. The purpose of the organization was to reduce the black population with birth control, yet she was also against abortion. That changed when she died in 1966.

    Meanwhile, it appears that @Barbie_Sandwich has been sent to the #TwitterGulag. I don’t know what she did aside from mocking Megyn Kelly’s eyelashes.

  11. Octopus says:

    They used to _own_ America and now they see it slipping away. That’s what’s really behind these dishonest attacks on Planned Parenthood.
    3 hours ago

    These people – almost all white men – are losing their power and getting desperate. That’s what they mean when they say “take America back.”
    3 hours ago

    Such idiotic bleating! What kind of adult human being thinks this kind of shit? 🙄

  12. Bunk X says:

    This is Twitter.

  13. Pakimon says:

    It’s a dark, frigid night in a Denver suburb back alley and our hero is passed out, having succumbed to the exhaustion brought on by his atomic wedgie ordeal as well as the consumption of the last of his Sterno and ditch-weed stash.

    Two police officers stand over him, having been called in by an irate shopkeeper complaining about “some putrid bum” snoring and farting loudly in the alley behind his store.

    The officers don blue latex gloves, not wanting to come in contact with Gus’ filthy countenance.

    One of the officers kneels down and slaps him lightly in the face trying to bring Gus back to consciousness.

    Gus is vaguely aware of what’s going on but the combination of Sterno and ditch-weed are keeping him in a semi-comatose state.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus prefers his semi-comatose state for he is having a wonderful dream.

      He is alone in a strip club and the sultry she-devil, clad in her signature thong and bra is dancing and gyrating her supple body in front of him in rhythm with the saxophones blaring a saucy tune in the backround…

    • Pakimon says:

      In his fevered dream, the sultry temptress coos, “What would you like me to wear for you next?”

      Gus has his answer ready…

    • Pakimon says:

      The supple she-devil slides on a short mini-skirt and bends over in front of him.

      “I bet this turns you on.” the temptress whispers seductively.

      Gus’ pickled brain responds.

    • Pakimon says:

      Meanwhile, in the land of the living, the police officers are getting impatient with Gus and his delirious moaning and farting.

      After an especially loud blast of noxious flatulence, one of the officers raps Gus on the kneecap of his (allegedly) gimpy leg.

      The shooting pain from his knee briefly revives Gus to consciousness.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus’ brain is confused.

      He is dimly aware of the increasingly annoyed police officers standing over him but he wants to believe he’s in a strip club with the seductive temptress.

      “Was it real?” he feverishly asks himself.

      Gus’ damaged brain comes to a conclusion.

      He lapses back into unconsciousness.

    • Pakimon says:

      The police officers look at each other and roll their eyes in disgust after Gus passes out again.

      With their nightsticks, they give a sharp tap to Gus’ elbows in an effort to bring him around.

      Gus is dimly aware of this,

      but he can’t let go of the sultry stripper visage of the temptress in front of him.

    • Pakimon says:

      The she-devil is now on his lap, slowly gyrating against him.

      The last time Gus was so happy was when he found an unexpired Banquet chicken pot pie in the Safeway dumpster.

    • Pakimon says:

      Meanwhile, in the land of reality, Gus rolls over onto his stomach, arches his back and lets loose a deafening blast of gas.

      The wet and noxious stench, non-filtered due to the tattered state of Gus’ underwear, envelop the police officers.

      Gagging and cursing, the police officers have reached their limit due to Gus’ “ass-assault” .

      With their nightsticks, they strike the attacking ass.

      Gus is vaguely aware but uncaring.

    • Pakimon says:

      As the blows rain down on Gus’ “funk emitting” backside, he is almost oblivious.

      He refuses to wake up to cold reality and dismisses the police officers’ angry efforts

      Gus mumbles,

      before lapsing back to the alluring dream of the sultry stripper she-devil…

      • Pakimon says:

        What will happen to Gus next?! Will he end up in the drunk tank… or worse?! 😮

        To find out, tune in to the next episode of Operetta de Gusano™ 😆

        • Octopus says:

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      • Pakimon says:

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      • Poor Gus. She’s really real but the second your hand touches her ass you wake up.

        • Octopus says:

          That’s a great pic of the little she-devil. Here’s another one:

          H8rs gonna h8, but I like her. She’s oviously very smart about her career. She’s a very talented singer. She’s also a free spirit, which I still think is a fine way to be, even though I’m a hopelessly boring middle-aged white man, myself. I was young once. I kind of remember parts of it. 🙂

  14. Chunk is nothing but a hate filled liar and a child. He can’t have a mature conversation about abortion and so has to indulge in the moron narrative of the left that cares nothing for human life.

  15. Arachne says:

    Barry, let me lay it out for you.
    You claim that even in GOP controlled states that PP has been “cleared.”
    Really? So, are you telling me that the two centers where this monstrous practice was performed have been cleared. Tell me, when did they go into the Rocky Mountain facility offices? How about that one in California.

    Oh, and here’s a clue for you. When the drug dealers know the cops are coming, it’s amazing how they can clean up the site. And believe me, once that first video was released and the HINT of investigation was made, those centers cleaned up the harvesting rooms. Can be done in just a few minutes, really.

    I think I’ll wait for discovery in the Northern District of California action.

  16. rightymouse says:

    @Barbie_Sandwich is back on Twitter. Yayyyyyyyy!!!!

  17. Because olo says:

    Well, Toot? How’s it hanging?

    • Arachne says:

      I always find these tweets completely annoying.

      • Because olo says:

        It’s a little different when you’re a real journalist who produces real original content. When you’re a cut-and-paster like Toot, it’s just risible.

        • Arachne says:

          Yeah, it’s probably jealousy on my part. Still waiting to reach 1,000 followers.
          I suppose if I sent out more than a dozen tweets in a week it would help.

          Or I do one of those pathetic “help me reach 1,000 followers! I only have 150 more to go!”

          OR…I could just buy 20,000 followers. I have the scratch.

  18. OLT's Prefers to Spell it "Whinging" says:



    All the polluting brick making and ancient SUVs, no doubt in my mind.

  19. kbdabear says:

    Dear Diary, why are today’s entries identical to yesterday’s?

  20. Octopus says:

    This is the guy threatening to beat Shrillary in Iowa: http://www.investors.com/politics/editorials/bernie-sanders-the-bum-who-wants-your-money/

    I can see the appeal of Sanders, to lowlifes like Chunky and Gustavo. I expect Fatass to hop aboard the Bern-train pretty soon.


    Sanders spent most of his life as an angry radical and agitator who never accomplished much of anything. And yet now he thinks he deserves the power to run your life and your finances — “We will raise taxes;” he confirmed Monday, “yes, we will.”

    One of his first jobs was registering people for food stamps, and it was all downhill from there.

    Sanders took his first bride to live in a maple sugar shack with a dirt floor, and she soon left him. Penniless, he went on unemployment. Then he had a child out of wedlock. Desperate, he tried carpentry but could barely sink a nail. “He was a shi**y carpenter,” a friend told Politico Magazine. “His carpentry was not going to support him, and didn’t.”

    Then he tried his hand freelancing for leftist rags, writing about “masturbation and rape” and other crudities for $50 a story. He drove around in a rusted-out, Bondo-covered VW bug with no working windshield wipers. Friends said he was “always poor” and his “electricity was turned off a lot.” They described him as a slob who kept a messy apartment — and this is what his friends had to say about him.

    The only thing he was good at was talking … non-stop … about socialism and how the rich were ripping everybody off. “The whole quality of life in America is based on greed,” the bitter layabout said. “I believe in the redistribution of wealth in this nation.”

    So he tried politics, starting his own socialist party. Four times he ran for Vermont public office, and four times he lost — badly. He never attracted more than single-digit support — even in the People’s Republic of Vermont. In his 1971 bid for U.S. Senate, the local press said the 30-year-old “Sanders describes himself as a carpenter who has worked with ‘disturbed children.’ ” In other words, a real winner.


    • Octopus says:

      Chunky works with disturbed children, too. P-LOL, and some others. Well, “works” is a bit of a stretch, for a guy who’s fused to a futon.

    • pineapple says:

      I think Toot will only hop on the Bernie bus if Bernie becomes the last lib standing, or if Odumbo throws Shillary under the bus.

      As it stands now Shillary is Odumbo in a dress, and we all know Odumbo gives Fuckface a stiffy.

      • Arachne says:

        I still think these leaks by the FBI are all designed to make her come begging to Obama to call off the dogs, at which point he tells her that he’ll be happy to do so and to issue a blanket pardon for her when he leaves office.

        The catch? She goes to the convention, thanks her supporters but says the campaign has taken too big a toll on her – and releases her delegates and tells them to “draft” Joe Biden.

  21. Octopus says:

    Double Standards Dept. — If a woman sleeps with lots of men she is called a slut, if a man does the same he is called homosexual.

  22. rightymouse says:


  23. rightymouse says:

    Back on the subject of Fatso ranting to himself on Twitter via multiple tweets re: Planned Parenthood….I’m going to go out on a limb here and predict a slow, but merciful death for PP, unlike the agony they’ve caused millions of unborn children. You’re a disgusting human being, Charles, and it’s a good thing you and your ex never had any of your own. Babies are a blessing, not ‘things’ for soulless goons to discuss the value of harvesting organs from for $$$.

  24. JimboXL says:

    Slave owners also thought of their slaves as property and a vital resource too, hmmm.

  25. Octopus says:

    Gets me every time. 😥

  26. rightymouse says:

    Frigging Megyn Kelly has those8 stupid eyelashes on again tonight.

    • Octopus says:

      “Powerful Supervillain Fright-Lashes,” by Maybelline. 😆

      She’s on a trip, isn’t she? Where she’s headed, nobody knows. Somewhere the wild things roam, is my guess.

  27. rightymouse says:

    Ted cruz wins Iowa. Yayyyy! !

    • Octopus says:

      That’s kind of yuuge, I’d say. Major comedown for teh Donald. Big boost for Cruz!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      This might be the best thing to happen to Trump.

      He might have to stop doing the Trump the Comic Insult Dog schtick and be nicer.

      • Octopus says:

        Not sure he has “Mr. Nice Guy,” in his bag o’ tricks. We’ll see. A little humble pie might be good for him, or it could be the beginning of a very rapid end.

  28. pineapple says:

    Giving more credence to the belief that a sense of humor is a sign of higher intelligence.

    The laughter you hear Fuckface is people laughing at you.

  29. rightymouse says:

    Bernie and Hillary are tied. 😆

  30. Because olo says:

    Just 4 the hell of it…

  31. Because olo says:

    Not a single tweet about the Donkey Show.

    • Octopus says:

      He has to wait for his Waddling Orders. Probably nothing until noon tomorrow. Having his own opinions is just not on the menuboard, these days. Er, years.

      No matter what the final tally, it’s an ass-kicking for Shrillary. No longer the shoo-in Chunky kept insisting she was, all year. Starting to look like an inexorable slide into the same abyss that swallowed her up in 2008. Awww, poor baby!

  32. Octopus says:

    This is massive.
    1 hour ago

    1 hour ago


  33. Because olo says:

  34. Octopus says:

    Nobody I know is more susceptible to the cruel vagaries of winter weather, than our hobo truth-warrior. Surprised he hasn’t figured out by now that all the smart hobos go south for the winter.