Tardis gets smacked!

LGF’s  potential ISIS recruit Gets smacked down by Sergey Romanov.


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87 Comments on “Tardis gets smacked!”

  1. kbdabear says:

    Tell us about YOUR military service, Toot? Born in 1953, would have had to register for the draft in 1971 when Vietnam was still raging….

    Playing Eagles songs in Hawaiian dive bars doesn’t count

  2. Minnow says:

    First milyo.

  3. Because olo says:

    There is no Tard but Tardis, and Toot is his messenger.

  4. Because olo says:

    Heheheheh. He said “troll”.

  5. Because olo says:

    Watch out. They want to eminent domain the garage.

  6. pineapple says:

    Sergey calling out Tardis? One whack job calling out another whack job.

  7. In contrast to a fat moron begging for money on the internet and not getting it, here’s a huge (literally) athlete millionaire who doesn’t have to do anything but got a criminal justice degree anyway and gives to the community in person.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/01/24/shaquille-oneal-surprises-florida-teens-officer-with-game-basketball.html?intcmp=hpbt4

  8. dudebro says:

    For your amusement:
    Here is a chronology of LGF, interesting read, and of course hilarious. chuckles self-immolation ALWAYS makes me laugh.
    http://markhumphrys.com/lgf.html

  9. swamprat says:

    Sergey is a stickler for accuracy. I respect his research and the care he takes in validating his conclusions.
    I don’t understand his presence at LGF, but to each his own.

    • Pakimon says:

      Sergey feels at home in the Stalinist atmosphere of The Bog though it does make him pine for the good old days in Mother Russia.

      Whenever comrade Chunkov managed to get someone banished to the Twitter gulag, Sergey would feel all warm and fuzzy and nostalgic. 😆

  10. pineapple says:

    Apparently “parody accounts” are “malicious harassment campaigns” now.

    She must live a sheltered Twitter existence.

    Waaaaa…… grow a pair you beyotch.

    • ISTE With a stupid grin after Saturday night says:

      Why does ANYONE take twitter seriously. For example if I was interested in what Goldie Taylor had to say I would bookmark her website and read it.

      Twitter serves no real purpose. If I want to know the weather in Houston I don’t follow Houstonweather (I made that up) I go to a weather site. If I want to see the latest articles on LGF I go there not follow Johnson on twitter.

      I found that if I follow more than say, 20 twitter feeds then the volume of crap is so great I miss stuff.

      I have book marked all the sites I need to do a “scan” of. I just go through the list a couple of times a day. I get informed about the things I need to know about.

      Twitter is just a place to anonymously fling shit at people.

      Hey Goldie, cancel your Twitter account and ask for a refund of your money.

      • pineapple says:

        Imagine if Nero or (back in the day) Ginger complained about parody accounts? They probably would have been suspended for complaining.

        Loony left Twitter will certainly give in and block that account after enough whining by her and her libtard crybaby supporters.

      • rightymouse says:

        Who is she and why should twitter give a crap?

        • pineapple says:

          I have no idea ……. I assumed she was on a cable news channel that nobody watches like MSLSD. I could be wrong.

          Like ISTE alluded to, these idiots are awfully demanding for Twitter being a free fucking service..

          • rightymouse says:

            She’s crowing about having a blue check on her account. This is high school stuff!

          • ISTE With a stupid grin after Saturday night says:

            If she has blue check mark on her real account what is her problem?

          • Because olo says:

            Actually, @nero is pitching a major fit about having his check mark removed right now, because they refuse to disclose why. This is led to a zillion fake Milos, and #JeSuisMilo.

          • Octopus says:

            If she has blue check mark on her real account what is her problem?

            Blue varicose veins on her fat legs.

  11. ISTE With a stupid grin after Saturday night says:

    OK… any time I post anything like this at 5:10pm local time you all know tonight is not going to end well.

    Phleerpllleeehuwwwwghe…. Burp!

    • ISTE With a woody says:

      Nightwish and hairy armpits.. I am in heaven!

      Bliss… ISTE is happy.

    • Octopus says:

      I see where you’re going with this, man. We had some Sterno-shots this afternoon, in honor of Gus’s home team ending the Pats. I don’t know why I turned on Brady today, and started rooting for Manning…Old Age Solidarnosc, mebbe.

      “The Pha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-n-tom of the opera is he-e-e-ere…inside your pants!”

      Yep. I can feel it.

  12. pineapple says:

    And Again!

    Nobody gives a fuck.

    Trump keeps playing the libtards….. I love it.

    • Because olo says:

      Trump could shoot somebody on 5th ave…

      • ISTE With a woody says:

        Trump should now stop being so stupid

        • Octopus says:

          Trump needs to kick it up a notch, imho. Kick somebody’s ass on air, one of the MSNBC or CNN douchebags. Better yet, just point to the guy after an aggravating question, and have security work the guy over — don’t get your hands dirty. Just make sure it’s clear you ordered the hit-job. 😈

  13. Octopus says:

    Mind blown.

  14. Octopus says:

    I’m very offended that P-LOL is defaming the good name of Ziggy Stardust, with his idiotic tard-name. I will be filing an official protest with the Mars estate.

    • Octopus says:

      Meant to post the original version:

      What a weirod, eh? 😆

      • rightymouse says:

        Totally. 😯

        • Octopus says:

          You can’t judge Seventies Bowie by today’s standards, in terms of all the gender-bending theatrics. Those were very different times. What was shocking and innovative then, later became somber pronouncements of identity and political argument. Bowie was pushing boundaries in lots of ways, at the time of Ziggy Stardust. He was also high as hell, and remained so for another decade. Nearly killed himself. He turned into a very sane, sober and rational family man in his last few decades of life. Super-intelligent, massively-talented musically, and always in touch with the humorous side of his various personas, and the culture in general. In fact, he was a big comedy-buff, following all the major American and UK comedians’ careers, and was a regular at comedy clubs. Denis Leary told a story on Conan about meeting Bowie, outside a theater having a smoke, and all Bowie was talking about was comedians he thought Leary might know, such as Bobcat Goldthwaite and others from that era. I liked that story, as I also went through a phase of being obsessed with popular comedians.

      • Pakimon says:

        I was shocked to learn that Ziggy played guitar! 😮

        • Octopus says:

          Bowie played a mean guitar himself, along with piano, drums, bass and miscellaneous. Awesome musician. Used to do all the instruments on his demos himself, which he never intended to have released, but later most of them were.

          Btw, a lot of people think Ziggy was based on Jimi Hendrix, because “he played it left-hand,” but that is incorrect. The character was based on Vince Taylor, a Sixties guitarist Bowie admired at the time. The “snow-white tan” should have been a clue, I guess.

  15. Octopus says:

    Something to ponder…

    • Abu says:

      Photoshopped? Gôttà believe fake legs. Rightymouse will clarify.

      • Octopus says:

        My sources tell me this is legit. ‘Mouse will not find any stubble, but perhaps she will espy some subterfuge surrounding the gams…maybe this is a dwarf, or another sub-type? I don’t know. I just see some thickness, and a possible playground area for a playful person. Maybe someone should post a sign, to safeguard the premises. “NO LOLLING ABOUT,” for example. Can’t be too careful, nowadays.

      • rightymouse says:

        That there is a wrestler. She’s had to eat pop-tarts for years while running on a treadmill. Of course, she’s had butt injections along the way as well. Her nickname in the circuit is Lardass.

        • Octopus says:

          Don’t let her get your head trapped between those thighs, though. She’ll pop you like a pimple. 😆

    • Minnow says:

      You can always tell when Barry has his back to the wall and no escape in sight….

      “Would you please do me a favor and go fuck yourself?”

      Barry, you are such a stupid fuck…..

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

  16. Minnow says:

    It could be worse…. Trump could be embroiled in a Government email scandal involving dozens of top secret emails and his illegal home-based email server (unsecured and pilfered by every government in the world). You know – totally illegal ‘n shit.

    Oh wait….. that’s Hillary.

    Nevermind.

  17. kbdabear says:

    Toot the Racist doesn’t like black people showing ingratitude by disagreeing with him

  18. kbdabear says:

    Toot the Stalker doesn’t like being blocked by those he’s stalking, does he

  19. kbdabear says:

    Toot the Stalker tries to pretend being blocked by those he harasses doesn’t bother him

  20. Minnow says:

    Weird placement of my last comment!!???

    Huh?

    • pineapple says:

      Oh good…… your turn.

      • Minnow says:

        Okay, since it is (FINALLY) my turn…..

        Barry, you are a fat, self-centered know-it-all ignoranus. An ignoranus is, for your edification (five syllables Bar’) – an ignoranus is one who is both stupid AND an asshole.

        Wear it you pig.

    • swamprat says:

      I remember the “safe” water fountains. My sister took special care to point them out and make sure I took note of them. The lettering had faded somewhat but it was still in place; two similar water fountains 150 feet apart. One for “whites” and one for “colored people”.

      I also remember the democrat party pandering to racists or, as they were called back then, “Southern Democrats”.

      Lyndon Johnson introduced a different method of subjugating those of a different race.

      Through immigration and welfare, Dick Gregory’s words still ring true: “the government will give the Black Man everything except a job.”

      • Minnow says:

        I remember those too. The water fountains and the signs…. and the space between the water fountains.

        I remember a park where the “colored” water fountain was set about 200 feet out into the park, alone, out there… with a sign.

        Not that there was really anything wrong with the water fountain – just that it was placed out there away from things.

        Which was wrong.

        I also remember going to a restaurant in Alabama one Sunday night around 9 or 10pm on a family vacation way back when.

        I, along with my family (four kids, two parents) walked in and sat down at the counter. About 2-minutes later, three black men walked in.

        The waitress made them leave and told them to walk around back to enter there.

        About a minute later, my father told everyone to go get back in the car. We wouldn’t eat there.

        My father worked in a good sized city in the Midwest as a pediatrician at a major hospital. After he died, my mother told me that he had done 75% of his “cases” over his entire career as an anesthesiologist for free because the people (okay – black people) couldn’t afford the services.

        My Dad was cooler than I will ever be.

        And there were white people too.

        My father was really a good guy.

        Where did all the good guys go?

        (Thank you Dad.)

  21. swamprat says:

    I am looking at comments made by charles on twitter. There is much talk of free speech and the ethics of how it applies to private, public and government entities. He has not mentioned how he colluded with others to deprive specific groups of people from having free speech. He also is not saying how twitter had to change its rules because of those who instigated the twitter gulag and similar activities.
    Oddly,he hass not recounted the times he bragged about twitter gulag, then lied about it and tried to hide his history concerning it.

    • Minnow says:

      Barry is, at best a sociopath. More likely, a psychopath.

      We can’t expect too much from this loser.

    • pineapple says:

      Here’s one of his ardent followers wanting to silence free speech. Not only to silence the “offending person” in question, but to silence anyone associated with that person.

      Joe McCarthy stuff. This is the progressive left.

      • Minnow says:

        More proof that anyone with any brains at all should laugh at this group of psychos called “Twitter” and run the other direction.

        What REALLY needs to happen is for all of these Liberal Twitter pukes to get their asses kicked (for once in their lives) and then 90% of this shit would go away. And this includes whoever the fuck is running Twitter.

        Bunch of spoiled turds.

    • Pakimon says:

      I’m glad Bowie was content to just go through a “Ziggy Stardust” phase and not succumb to the temptation of The Magical Jazzy Ponytail.

      Can you imagine Bowie gaining 200 pounds and calling himself “Chunky Cheetosdust”?

      The horror! 😮 😆

  22. Minnow says:

    I still remember Archie Manning.

    Go Broncos.

    • Go Broncs! They exploded the Death Star! LOL! Now it’s going to be Cam against Peyton. Epic stuff! I’m thinking the Kitties are gonna win it cuz Cam’s just too good. But I’ll be rootin’ for the Broncos. These are great teams!

      She’s such a huge fan she forgot to brush her hair. It’s OK. I think she’s still pretty cute.

  23. Pakimon says:

    Rut Roh!

    Looks like Gus is getting hungry!

    At least I hope he’s getting hungry because the alternative is unthinkable!

    Run kitteh! Run while you still can!

  24. Because olo says:

    Mr. Toot having a no good, very bad Twitter…

    Fuck off, you delusional head case. @dkwoqc
    7 hours ago
    Looks like I hit a white supremacist nerve tonight.
    8 hours ago
    Allow me to invite you to fuck off. @acanthuspyrrhus
    8 hours ago
    Please fuck right off. @AltRightCanuck
    8 hours ago
    Please allow me to kindly invite you to go fuck yourself. @RadMGTOW
    10 hours ago
    White supremacist Twitter is upset at me tonight. Too bad, so sad. https://t.co/snu1eZ9T82
    10 hours ago

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    7 hours ago

    This means gunz r bad er something. Chunky thunk a thot wit his tiny brane.

  26. Just a reminder that Chunky FatFuck has no problem with our government befriending a society that, not only uses terrorism to get their way and guns down innocent people in their streets. They also have outlawed Christianity and actually send people to prison for being worshippers or advocates.

    http://www.bosnewslife.com/36313-news-alert-four-iran-christians-prosecuted-for-spreading-christianity

    This is what a piece of garbage Chunky is.

  27. Hmmm. Trying to work up any sympathy for moonbats eating their own. Oh right, couldn’t care less. LOL!

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2016/01/24/academy-members-react-to-diversity-push-its-f-ing-knee-jerk-liberalism/

    So yeah restrict whites and jews and asians and men from getting too many awards. And fire the white and jewish men execs and replace them with righteous brown people and chicks. Then STFU.

  28. They’re doing the same thing here. I read about atrocious stories that happened here committed by foreigners and criminal class minorities on Britain’s The Daily Mail. I don’t think they get reported here in the big papers because they argue against libtard foolish multi-culti values that harm people by importing criminal, hateful and violent elements from other cultures.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2016/01/21/how-the-german-media-made-cologne-possible/

  29. rightymouse says:

    I see that Fatso was all worked up last night about free speech. Oh, wait…..

  30. This is what moonbat libtards give you. Chunky wants to be one of them.

    Mrs. Merkel, who is ideologically wed to the idea of an open Europe, is resisting all efforts to close the borders, instead lobbying for other European countries to take in more migrants to spread the load. Her obstinance is causing others within her party to look for ways to control the flow of migrant into Germany without shutting the borders – yesterday Julia Kloeckner, leader of Merkel’s Christian Democrats in the western state of Rhineland-Palatinate suggested setting up a series of “border centres” along the border with Austria in a bid to speed up the processing of migrants and deportation of those rejected.

    But Mrs. Merkel’s political opponents have been more forthright. Speaking on TV last night, Beatrix von Storch, chairman of the anti-immigration Alterantive for Germany (AFD) party said Mrs. Merkel had “ruined” Germany like no other leader since the end of WW2.

    “I bet you that when this is all over and she has left office she will have to leave the country on security grounds. She will have to go into exile in Chile or some other place in South America,” she added.

    Meanwhile the people of Germany are left pleading for more protection from the migrant gangs roaming their streets.Last week Breitbart London reported on 16 year old Bibi Wilhailm, who uploaded a twenty minute plea for help in the face of the increasing Islamisation of her neighbourhood. Describing how she and a friend witnessed a protest by Muslims calling for death to infidels, she asked: “Why is Germany standing by, watching, and then doing nothing? Please explain, why. Men of Germany, these people are killing your children, they are killing your women. We need your protection.

    “The politicians live alone in their villas, drink their cocktails, and do nothing. They do nothing! I do not know what world they live in, but please, people, please help us! Please, do something!”

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/01/25/full-extent-of-germany-migrant-sex-attacks-revealed-incidents-in-12-of-16-states/

  31. rightymouse says:

    Grow up, Fatso.

  32. Octopus says:

    I’ve never felt more like a grumpy old white guy, than I have recently viewing all the on-field celebrations of one MVP superstar, Mr. Cam Newton. To be clear, I love this guy’s game, and would trade Stafford for him in a heartbeat, and throw in a couple of real lions to help replace his entertainment value. He’s an awesome athlete, and now he’s a winner, though I don’t think the Super Bowl will be the same kind of cakewalk as most of this season has been. Denver plays great defense, but Carolina is great on both sides of the ball.

    What bugs me, is the way Newton runs away from his teammates after a TD, and makes sure all eyes are on him, as he does his little dance. It’s annoying. I get it, he comes from a different culture and era, and this kind of stuff is expected in his world. I just don’t particularly like it. I liked the way Barry Sanders would hand the ball to the ref, and jog back to the sideline. That’s what I consider cool.

    Okay, now you kids get off my damn lawn, and watch this compilation:

    • Octopus says:

      I just watched this again, and now I’m checking myself — mentally-unstable guy, arguing with himself. 😆

      I’ve just decided I like this guy, and go ahead on, have your good time, Cam. This guy is having fun! I’m so for that. I let my Old White Guy Grumpy get loose for a minute, but now I’m reining him in. The NFL fines Cam every time he hands a football to a kid, and I can’t believe how shitty they are, those crooked bastards who run this league. Go, CAM!!! 😆

      • Yeah I don’t mind his celebrations because #1 he IS AWESOME. I hate when guys act all celebratory just for doing their job. But he is definitely excellent. And #2 his celebrations tend to be joyful and not a big angry display of unsportsmanliness.

        I always think it’s funny when they sometimes get into shoving matches and throw down after plays. I always think well OF COURSE you want to fight now. You’re wearing a helmet which is the best time to get in a fight!!

        • Octopus says:

          Yes, fighting in football is absurd posturing. Just silly.

          I agree, Cam is a joyful spirit out there. I wish he was on my team, damn it. 😆

    • pineapple says:

      Cam walked to his bench after a score, some equipment guy put his hand out for a high five and Cam just ignored him.

      After the game a reporter asked him about the Superbowl and Cam said he didn’t even know who they would be playing….. I call bullshit.

      Prima donna if you ask me.

  33. Because olo says:

    Here, Toot. Go get ‘im.

  34. Because olo says:

    They’re on to Gus.