Slovenly Twit soon to be engaged in his favorite past time (besides eating junk food), a Twitter war with another nutjob

The obsession the failed blogger and would be “power broker” on the Moonbat Blogosphere with starting fights on twitter is a good psychological study in obsessive neediness.  The unloved Mr. Toot has a desperate need to be noticed and since his current occupation of hanging out near the Santa Monica Freeway with his guitar and an open guitar case warbling oldies but goodies such as “If I had a hammer” is not bringing in  anything more than loose change, he is ever more dependent on his “Go FundMe” page and picking fights with people who make a hell of a lot more than he does (which is 90% of the population).


219 Comments on “Slovenly Twit soon to be engaged in his favorite past time (besides eating junk food), a Twitter war with another nutjob”

  1. OLT's Prefers to Spell it "Whinging" says:

    Most rapists wear underwear.

    If you’re not going commando, why do you support rapists?

  2. OLT's Prefers to Spell it "Whinging" says:

    Chuck C. Johnson uses a keyboard to spread his horrible lies.

    Why do you act the same way?

  3. OLT's Prefers to Spell it "Whinging" says:

    A recent poll shows that a vast majority of likely conservative voters exhale carbon dioxide.

    Who are you trying to fool, Trumpista?

  4. And Chunky Johnsuck is one of Breivik’s favorite bloggers. Why you be mass murdering Chunk?

  5. Because olo says:


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    • ISpeakJive says:

      Whatever Karma these chicks inject into the Twitter machine, comes right back at them, doubled.

      That they don’t get the cause/effect on that always surprises me.

  7. Because olo says:

  8. Octopus says:


  9. Octopus says:

    Ten days and counting…boy, the jingles are few and far between! 😦


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  10. Because olo says:

    Tweeting again. No indication that the site is back up.

  11. Octopus says:

    It’s such a hard gig, in between golf-junkets. Poor Unicorn Messiah!

  12. rightymouse says:

    Coming up next..begging for funds to pay for better security.

  13. kbdabear says:

    A lonely voice cries from the wilderness of Culver City; RETWEET MEEEE!!!!

  14. kbdabear says:

    Won’t someone PLEASE think of the CHILLLDRENNN!!!!!

  15. Octopus says:

    Even Bono…lordy me.

  16. Octopus says:

    Not even a German Shepherd…just an Alsatian, got in with the wrong crowd.

      • Abu's 2 Mins for Slashing says:

        Off Topic Hockey Talk With Octo:
        My Hawks had their 12 game win streak broken last night, losing 2-1 to Tampa.
        Did you know for the last 10 games of the streak the Blackhawks never trailed? In any of those 10 games. Astonishing if you axe me.

        Hope your Wings start scoring more. A Chicago vs. Detroit Final would be awesome for hockey in general.

        • Octopus says:

          I was watching your crappy team, Abu. Very disappointed in their loss to the Lightning — I need that bunch to lose.

          The Wings are a good team, that is just one or two players away from a Cup-contention team. Assuming reasonable injury-levels, which can kill any team. Kudos to your ‘Hawks, though. This should be another serious Cup-run.

    • rightymouse says:

      Hitler liked dogs.

  17. pineapple says:

    Shame on you Merkel.

  18. Because olo says:

  19. pineapple says:

    Dateline Canada:

    “Five dead, two injured after shooting in Saskatchewan school”

    Damn you 2nd amendment and damn you NRA!!!!!!!!!

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  21. pineapple says:

    PC is dying a slow death….. and it’s about time.

    • Octopus says:

      Okay, that’s awesome. I want to pursue some “secondary edumacation,” for free if possible. Something in the arts.

      • TreBob says:

        I see you studying for degree in South Pacific Interpretive Dance.

        • Octopus says:

          Yes! I see that, too.

          Here’s my f’d up troupe of dancers, from a recent artiste’s gathering:

          Wait until you see me with the basket o’ fruit headpiece, acting out the subjugation and liberation of my peoples. You will be trancefixed, or whatever. Weirded-out, some might say.

          • ISpeakJive says:

            You could substitute potatoes for the fruit and make it all about the Irish diaspora, or somethin’

            Is that your girl’s beau on the right? Is he Irish, too? Some sorta furriner?

            Nice photo, Octo-

          • Octopus says:

            That’s my IRA buddy, Paddy, just to my right. Just in from Derry, a year and a half ago. He and my older girl are like amoebas, all over each other. She’s never been like this. It’s so weird, but…young love. He’s an engineer, who tends bar and works on race cars on weekends. Loves to cook complicated meals. Busy young man. Interesting family history.

            Then, there’s my younger one, next to her amoebic interest, also her first “serious boyfriend” in several years, after the last ugly breakup, in her freshman year of college. He’s a good one. We’ll see what happens.

            That’s my wife’s crazy cousin in the middle, and my two gay sons on the end. Well, not my sons, but they’ve both been around for years, and now they’re an item. They’re moving to Minnesota soon, as the taller one has been hired as an RN by the Mayo Clinic. The other one is in advertising, and has a job lined up there as well. They’re going to freeze, up there.

  22. pineapple says:

    He uses the word “hateful” which pretty much describes Fatso telling women to fuck off on Twitter. Fuckface is a misogynistic scumbag.

    “Outweigh” is a word I’m sure you are familiar with since not much outweighs you Fatso, and there certainly is no “potential benefits” from having five chins aka neck pannus.

    • Minnow says:

      Hey Barry, how did you put it? If you don’t like Twitter, start your own blog!”

      Oh wait, that’s right. I forgot.

      (You fucking self-centered moron! You are the biggest hater on Twitter!!)

    • ISpeakJive says:

      How does Twitter benefit?

      Um, is everybody there for the benefit of Twitter, or is Twitter there for everyone’s benefit?
      Is it a service or a favor?

    • Arachne says:

      Where’s the so-called “hatred”? She pointed out that you are using hyperbole. if anyone ace a hateful comment, Fatty, it was you.

    • Octopus says:

      Petty was one of my faves. This tour was an awesome show, in Detroit. I had seats right next to the stage, like I had for Bowie a year earlier.

      • pineapple says:

        Tom Petty’s version of a Beck song.

        Beck’s version.

        • Octopus says:

          I love Petty, but I have to admit, I like Beck’s version more. Seems like he’s singing about direct personal experience — very sincere. The lo-fi recording fits the mood of the song, too.

          • pineapple says:

            Octo….. caught your comment about the Beck version of Asshole being better than Petty’s I agree.

            See what you think about this song written by Beck.

            As much as I like Johnny Cash I like Beck’s version better. The steel guitar in Beck’s version makes the difference to me.

            A bit of history here. Beck becomes emotional listening to Johnny praise him.

          • pineapple says:

            The above post was sposed to be at the bottom of the thread……. I’m either thread challenged (again) or it’s rogered.

          • Octopus says:

            I like Beck again, too. I’m not a massive fan of the late-Cash cash-in, where they had the dying man singing every song written in the past 20 years. A few gems resulted, and a lot of filler, imho. Cash was a great and unique artist, and I know Rick Rubin’s heart was in the right place, but they were overdoing the pop-cover schtick. Somebody probably hates me for saying that — sorry!

        • pineapple says:

          Bring in a few million more I sez!

  23. pineapple says:

    PC is dying a slow death….. and it’s about time. Pt 2

    “Oscar nominee Charlotte Rampling has claimed the current campaign to boycott the 2016 Academy Awards over claims of a diversity deficit is racist to white people.”

    Charlotte Rampling is spot on and a voice of reason.

  24. Minnow says:

    all I can say is “Fuck Yeah!”

    oh – and…..

    “Surf’s up Barry!”

  25. Because olo says:

    Your Friday WTF.

  26. Because olo says:

    Paging Pakimon! Paging Pakimon!

    2 hours ago
    Camel Toes.…
    2 hours ago
    Blows horn.
    2 hours ago
    Because dumbass.
    2 hours ago
    Right wingers are all like tripping.
    2 hours ago
    So stupid.
    2 hours ago
    No way.…
    2 hours ago
    America started tripping in the 50s. And it was good.
    2 hours ago
    Who is Charlotte Rampling?
    2 hours ago

  27. Octopus says:

    I admit, I felt a little bit guilty watching this, while I was licking Ms. Tantaros’s legs through the screen of my laptop. Boundaries, and whatnot. Decorum. Dignity. All lost. 😳

    Still, if you don’t get a hearty laff out of the image of the hand on the fraulein’s backside, with a red bar through it, you might as well give up and join the barbaric horde.

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  29. Pakimon says:

    It’s a cold, snowy night in a Denver suburb and Gus is stumbling back to his garage sanctuary after an unsuccessful run of dumpster scavenging.

    As he approaches his “home base” he notices the garage door wide open with the cold blustery wind and snow blowing right into his garage space.

    Annoyed but determined to make the best of it, Gus rationalizes…

    • Pakimon says:

      As Gus approaches the garage door, he sees to his dismay that the landlord has parked his large pickup truck in the garage, the hanging Visqueen is in tatters and there is barely room to squeeze into the garage let alone make it a place of habitation.

    • Pakimon says:

      On closer inspection, Gus sees that his “personal effects” have been crushed under the tires of the pickup truck.

      Gus begins to get peevish.

    • Pakimon says:

      As Gus absorbs his new dilemma, he hears hoots of laughter and taunts drifting over from the neighbor’s house.

      He can make out random words from the distant taunts, words like “bum” and “cardboard box”.

      Gus is determined not to give them the satisfaction of seeing him get upset, especially that nutsack destroying she-devil temptress!

      He attempts to shrug off the jeers and taunts.

    • Pakimon says:

      As Gus surveys the carnage of his garage abode wrought by the landlord’s pickup truck, he spies the horrifying sight of his last cache of expired Banquet chicken pot pies crushed and smeared on the front left tire.

      This too much!

      Gus’ peevishness explodes into rage!

      Why would his landlord do such a thing?!

      Gus’ mind numbing rage supplies the answer!

    • Pakimon says:

      Enough is enough!

      So what if he hasn’t paid rent for months and does nothing but tweet, peep on the neighbors and masturbate 24/7!

      The landlord has no right to do this! After all… he’s just an aspiring architect down on his luck!

      Gus squeezes up the right left side of the pickup truck as the tattered Visqueen slaps him in the face.

      He reaches into the open window towards the steering wheel and

    • Pakimon says:

      As the blaring horn echoes and blasts in the garage, Gus is suddenly gripped by the scruff of his neck and yanked backwards.

      He finds himself propelled with alarming speed towards the garage entrance with Visqueen slapping him in the face and angry curses ringing in his ears.

      Gus is shoved bodily out of the garage and the garage door rolls downward behind him, slamming shut with the ominous sound of the lock pin sliding into place as an exclamation point.

      “And stay out!” is the last thing Gus hears before silence resumes except for the random distant taunt from the neighbor’s house.

      The snow is falling heavily and the icy wind is picking up but Gus has his rage to keep him warm.

      • Pakimon says:

        What will happen to our chronically unemployed, gimpy-legged (allegedly) hero?!

        To find out, tune in to the next episode of Operetta de Gusano™

        • calo says:

          Bravo, Paki. But, poor Gus. What is he going to do?

          • ISTE Wants a sammich says:

            Um… shouldn’t you be in the kitchen frying me some eggs?

          • Because olo says:

            Calo’s gonna make you grits, and you’re gonna like them.

          • ISTE Wants a sammich says:

            I hate grits! Made my own egg sammich

            Just left the toilet seat up out of pure spite…

            That probably means I will not be getting lunch or supper made either, but I probably wouldn’t be able to eat it anyway. Difficult to eat with a bloody nose and a broken jaw.

            (On second thoughts… just put seat back down. Broken jaws hurt. )

          • Octopus says:

            ISTE, you want to do things that get you “closer to,” rather than “farther away.” From the lovin’, I mean. Put the seat down, and make her a sammy occasionally. Make sure you draw attention to these feats of gallantry, in a subtle way. Otherwise, you end up like this guy:

        • Octopus says:

          Man, things are getting serious out in Garageville. Everyone’s turning on our hero. I’m worried about him surviving the winter. But then I recall his years of experience bumming a half-life off of family and well-meaning folks, and I know he’ll be okay. And comical! 😆

      • Pakimon says:

        The preceding episode of Operetta de Gusano™ sponsored by:

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  34. Octopus says:

    The Detroit Tigers are doing their annual local media blitz, getting people fired-up about the season before spring training. I admit, I was sucked in last year, and it turned out to be a serious mess of a season. Started out with holes, and then Verlander, Rondon, Martinez went down for long stretches, and never really got back. Sanchez had an off-year, also getting hurt. The bullpen was a nightmare. The wheels came off entirely, as the divisional championship string was snapped with a vengeance — last place. 😯

    This year, I’m cautiously optimistic. There’s a lot of new, expensive blood in the locker room. Lots of questions, too. Kansas City is still going to be a very good team, and hard to dethrone. On paper, we’re a bit better than last year, but it’s a long slog.

    • Abu This Year! says:

      My Cubs have added OF Jason Hayward, SP John Lackey, and 2B Ben Zobrist to an already excellent team.

      I believe before breaking camp the Cubs will deal LF – Jorge Solar to move Hayward to RF and bring in a CF who can cover ground defensively. The best thing about Hayward is they took him from the Cardinal’s roster, ha-ha.

      With a rotation that starts: Jake Arrieta (’15 Cy Young), Jon Lester, & John Lackey, the final 2 spots will be decided in Arizona unless by a big time trade.

      • Octopus says:

        Cubs are poised for a very good year. I’d be happy to see them finally pull it off, after all these futile decades. Cubs-Tigers in the Series! 🙂

  35. Octopus says:

    Somebody made the following statement in the comments attached to one of the stories I read this morning about the “Hollywood Boycott Because Racist”-kerfuffle. It’s so absurd, the idea that the most liberal set of people anywhere in America are all biased against black people…or is it? Hmmm…

    Am I a minority? Yeah, I’m white.. They make us answer all the hard questions, and manage the entire group.. When we drive, or do anything we usually have to follow all the rules.. We have to have higher scores on everything, and never get hand outs… We only get into schools if we get super high SAT scores, rather than that the school is required to have whites, and the whole time we’re told we’re bad, and we should feel guilty for our high scores and creativity… We’re left to invent everything for ourselves, because we have nothing given to us, and our entire family sticks around so we take care of everyone…My dad never got to go off on his own,, or experience having lots of kids with lots of women.. We usually have to pay the majority of taxes that others benefit from, now that really sucks… So yeah, I’d say we’re the minority of people who get most things right… Being white is really hard sometimes, good thing we’re usually up for the challenge…

    White Guilt™. The Other White Meat.

  36. Octopus says:

    Finally got around to reading this thing. Lots of food for thought. Trump may be unstoppable for the GOP nomination, though — his numbers just keep going up, no matter what anyone says against him. It would take a scandal of Clintonian proportions to bring him down, and even that might not work, as people seem willing to forgive his assholery for the sake of his non-pc, don’t-give-a-flip attitude. I would certainly vote for him over Shrillary. Is he conservative? Not really. At this point, does that even matter?

    • ISpeakJive says:

      They tried their very best to give him the Palin treatment.

      But every time I see a new poll where he is still kicking ass, my heart lifts a bit.

      Maybe I’ll live to regret it. We’ll see.

  37. Because olo says:

    Young Toot, the SJW.

  38. Because olo says:

    Tweeting out the important stuff…

    • Minnow says:

      Okay Barry…. you who claim other’s work as your own….

      The Washington Post first ran this story, not you.

      Then, the Kansas City Star picked up the article (that the Washington Post originally ran, not you) and published it in their paper.

      Then Thanos, who is much like you in his never ending need for attention and adoration, pretends he is the original thinker and “publishes a piece” on your blog…. which of course ISN’T his at all – as we all know.

      And then, like icing on the cake, there goes dumbass Barry slathering his name on top of everyone else – again pretending he has come up with something origianl.

      Barry, you are such a stupid douche bag!


  39. Because olo says:

    Uhh, Goose. The rules are different when you’re a government monopoly.

  40. Octopus says:

    Ew. Not beautiful. Do not want.

  41. Octopus says:

    Shrill cackling is being replaced by shrill shrieks of rage. 😆

    • Because olo says:

      Galldurn climate change.

    • JimboXL says:

      if this were a Republican they’d have dropped out of the race by now and would likely be on their way to prison for 15+ years. It is disgusting that even the disgraceful Dim party would even let her run at this point. If any normal person in her position did this they would be locked up period.

  42. pineapple says:

    Trump is playing the loony left and the media like a fiddle……. idiots like Fatso are falling for it.

  43. rightymouse says:

    Of course she did.

  44. Because olo says:

    Your daily Cristina. And yeah, that’s a play on the #Snowjob tag…

  45. rightymouse says:

    Headline on DailymailOnline today:

    ‘The storm of a generation’: Jonas leaves 18 dead; 8,700 flights axed; hundreds of cars stranded overnight; TWO FEET of snow in DC and 19 inches in Manhattan, as 85million are told ‘stay inside!’

    Oh, please. Two feet of snow? LOL!
    I have pics from past years out here in the boonies of NE Ohio where we’ve had over 3′ on our back deck.

    • Abu Michael Bilandic says:

      Moar evidence bloated gommint is a waste. We here in Illinoise knew several days ago this was gonna happen, yet DC screwed teh pooch (apologies to teh pooch).
      Of course no price paid for the incompetence. Bonuses, maybe.
      Mayor apologized. What more do you want??!?!!? Move along, MSM.

    • Octopus says:

      We knew it would be the topic of all the eastern media bloviators, this weekend. Ooh, snow. So freaky. So cold. Whatever will we do?

      • ISpeakJive says:

        NYPD was actually threatening to arrest anyone trying to drive last night. I’m sure anyone trying to probably had a very urgent need to get somewhere. They should need help, not a night in jail.


  46. Octopus says:

    A great night for Gustavo. 😆

    Target acquired.
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago
    Because. Stupid.
    1 hour ago
    I understand you have a high IQ. Been there.
    1 hour ago
    Part of being an American means your willingness to die, for your country.
    1 hour ago
    They. Don’t. Care,
    1 hour ago
    I will not die for your cause.
    1 hour ago
    Stun grenade and Bearcats on ya. Sniper post as well.…
    1 hour ago
    The wipers were running.…
    1 hour ago
    He mad though.
    1 hour ago

    • Because olo says:

      “I understand you have a high IQ. Been there.”

      As in past tense. Sterno.

      • Octopus says:

        Worst predictor of economic, romantic and happy family life since Hamlet moped around his father’s castle. Saw a Mensa meeting one time, at the Holiday Inn near the office. Not a pretty group of people. 😯 Went a little something like this:

        • rightymouse says:

          One day when I’m feeling brave, I’ll tell the story of my first & last Mensa meeting. Suffice to say – it involved leaky pens & hooks. 😯

        • Because olo says:

          I’ve come across some pretty sketchy characters claiming to be MENSA. I suspect most aren’t.

  47. Octopus says:

    Look at Fatass, trying to suck up to the eastern liberal tastemakers with all his stupid songs with snow in the title. Oh, now they’ll like ya! 😆

    Give it up, Chunky. They’re never going to let you into their club. You spent too many years in the conservative, terror-fighting tent, and the smell of that is never going to wash out of your muumuu. To them, that smell is worse than the stench of your Tijuana Donkey Show three-day jags, and you know how that lingers. A case of 20 Mule Team Borax can’t touch it, if it’s baked in by the blazing sun of your walk of shame to the bus station.

    Go check the begging bowl — I might have dropped in a few piasters, out of gratitude for all the yuks. I do appreciate your contributions in this area. You make us all laugh, and that’s not a small thing. You’re not a small thing. You’re huge, in Japan, or anywhere.

    • rightymouse says:

      It’s nearing the end of the month so Fatass will have to donate to himself yet again. Got to keep up appearances!! 😆

  48. Pakimon says:

    In a snowy cold Denver suburb, our (allegedly) gimpy-legged hero is huddled in the bushes after being unceremoniously tossed out of his garage dwelling.

    Shivering with cold, Gus hears snippets of conversation between the landlord and his wife.

    The landlord’s wife is trying to persuade her husband to give poor Gus “one more chance”.

    Gus’ hopes lift. Will she be able to convince him?

    The landlord is unmoved. Looks like Gus is in for another long miserable night.

    • Pakimon says:

      Phrases like “He’s not getting back in that garage until he gets a job!” and “Well… I suppose he needs to be taught a lesson” reach Gus’ ears.

      Gus ponders.

      He’s cold, wet and shivering but if he gets a full time job, that means a lot time on Twitter!

      Gus’ resolve hardens.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus’ hardened resolve fades quickly as the cold wind chills him to the bone.

      A wave of self-pity washes over Gus causing a succession of whimperings and snivelings to escape his lips.

    • Pakimon says:

      Wiping the snot dripping from his nose due to the intense cold and his incessant whimpering and sniveling, Gus realizes what sorry spectacle he is.

      An epiphany hits Gus.

      He’s an American now. And not just that! He’s an Aregentinian-American and that means he’s a minority and that means he’s probably eligible for entitlements!

      No need for a job now! The government will take care of him but only if he stands firm!

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus ‘ chest swells with pride!

      His willingness to apply for entitlement benefits quickly leaving his willingness to die far behind!

      But only if he stays focused!

    • Pakimon says:

      As Gus emerges from the snow covered bushes, his bloodshot eyes wander over to the neighbor’s yard.

      The shiny new Acura in the neighbor’s driveway draws his attention.

      Why can’t he have a shiny new car? He’s smart and capable!

      In his mind’s eye, Gus pictures himself speaking to his neighbor…

      Gus grimaces when he pictures the neighbor’s mocking retort.

      “Been there? When?! Before you started chugging Sterno, smoking gubmint ditch-weed, masturbating and tweeting 24/7? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

    • Pakimon says:

      Such thoughts depress Gus. He slumps to the ground with the imagined mocking, taunts and hoots of derisive laughter ringing in his ears.

      He glares at the neighbor’s house, his thoughts turning dark…

    • Pakimon says:

      As Gus glares at the neighbor’s house, a light switches on and a warm glow permeates a bedroom window.

      His eyes are drawn to the inviting light and he gasps.

      There she is! The fetching young she-devil! And she’s wearing nothing but a bra and thong!

      All of Gus’ resolve, anger and common sense melt like a snow flake on warm pavement.

      Like a moth drawn to a bug-zapper, Gus is compelled to move in for a closer look…

  49. rightymouse says:

    Oh, dear. Gussy is calling out Michael Moore’s hypocrisy.

  50. Octopus says:

    I can’t believe it, but I’ve come across a new-ish sitcom that has me hooked. I can’t remember the last one I really got into, and laughed out loud several times an episode. The wife and I started watching “The Grinder” last night, and ended up watching the first four episodes. It’s hilarious! Silly, absurd premise, but it works perfectly (so far). So meta. Of course, my wife only wanted to watch it because she heard that bastard Olyphant was on it, but Rob Lowe is really a gifted comedic actor — and a conservative! How can that be?

  51. ISpeakJive says:

    In fifth grade, Chunky took his first IQ test.

    Teacher was passing out the results and Chunky asked “Teach, what’s my IQ?”

    Teacher said “Chunky, your IQ is 101.”

    Chunky looked crestfallen. Teacher, in an attempt to cheer him up, said “Well, it’s above average!”


    ….and the rest is history……