Billions upon Billions are doomed to die!

Ludwig used to push hysterical fears that Billions will be dead due to climate change. This put fear into the mind of Charles that persists until this day. Mr. Toot goes on one of his Twitter benders ranting that climate change is ignored by the media.

Poor Charles. the media ignores his concerns. Maybe this should give him a hint that he is no player in the political scene.

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105 Comments on “Billions upon Billions are doomed to die!”

  1. sven10077 says:

    someone Chunk hasn’t blocked should innocently ask if he thinks Sats are at all accurate?

    If so why is NOAA wanting to have NASA adjust the data?

  2. pineapple says:

    Fatso should bring back Ludwig Von Quack.

    He was really good at screaming BILLIONS WILL DIE!!!!1!11!!!!!

  3. Because olo says:

    And he did all those animations himself, right? 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  4. Stonemason says:

    I’ve recently started a marketing business so I have a twitter account that follows marketing type stuff (HubSpot, HootSuite). I hate the amount of tweets from these businesses, but at least they are all different. Charles spams the exact same thing, over and over…how does he get away with spamming like that?

    • Octopus says:

      Everyone has him blocked.

    • Arachne says:

      Actually that is a violation of the Twitter TOS – it’s against the rules to send the same tweet over and over again. But he’s an empty-headed libturd and SOCIAL! JUSTICE! WARRIOR! so they’ll ignore it.

  5. Because olo says:

    Hmm. Schlicter and Toot agree on something. The world must be fixing to end.

  6. Because olo says:

  7. Pakimon says:

    While Chunkin Little is running waddling around screaming that The Global Warming/Climate Change Sky™ is falling, the coldest, snowiest, blizzard storm o’ doom ever recorded is on its way to destroy the eastern seaboard.

    Go figure… 😆

  8. SpaceAllah says:

    Also of note: Three-Chin Charlie is at his fattest ever in 2015 as well. Seems as the planet gets hotter, Charlie gets fatter. Well Charlie, it is clear that you save the world by losing that spare human being you’ve packed on. If you don’t, well then you’re a selfish asshole that is only concerned with finding your way to the Garden of Eatin’

    p.s. Charles is so fat, he’s fat

  9. A Moondog says:

    The reference to Ludwig is a reminder that LGF was once full of characters. Love them or hate them, Sharmutra, Killgore, Ice and Jimmah, Cato, Savage, Irish Rose, Iron Fist, Space Jesus, C the P, Goddess of the Classroom etcetera were all characters in their own way. Now they have all gone, so who remains? A bunch of Stepford Posters?

    • Pakimon says:

      Those who remain are the only ones worthy of worshiping The Ponytailed Buddha of the Blogosphere.

      Ponytailed Buddha worshiping is a 24 hour job so only the chronically unemployed need apply. 😆

      • Octopus says:

        Ponytailed Buddha woke up to his own godhood one day in January of 2009, and it was revealed unto him that the Old Myths were now to be replaced by sweeping New Myths. All that had been agreed upon in principle over the previous 8 years was now thoughtcrime, and all who persisted in speaking as if the Old Myths were still valid were struck mute with the Ban-Stick Of Blobfish.

        Naturally, this resulted in the complete destruction of the previous community. Ponytailed Buddha had dreams of building a vast new society on the New Myths, as the Queen Bitch Of Huff-Po had done. Sadly, he found no takers, besides a few mentally-deficient fringe-dwellers, and a couple of sycophantic elders from the Old Way, who were able to fake allegiance to the New Order until they actually started believing.

    • Bunk X says:

      Even Obdicut was obnoxiously amusing. I laughed when he demanded that Wikipedia let him rewrite Charles’ entry… for accuracy.

      • Octopus says:

        He was a real dandy, that one. Mr. Peanut dint have nothing on him. Had a nimble step on the steep stairway, too. With a fork in his ass.

  10. Octopus says:

    As we await the penultimate weekend of ritualized aggression and scantily-clad cheer-maidens, we must take a moment to reflect on the pastoral pleasures of the Old World. Yes, the Swiss Farmgirls Calendar is upon us, and the Old Country gals are as healthy and fertile-looking as ever. Enjoy!

    http://leenks.com/link523764.html


    (note: NOT the donkey show — this is just honest farm work)

  11. Because olo says:

    I think it’s time for another Operetta Gussano.

  12. Maybe we need a MAJOR indisputably climate change-related disaster before this makes it onto the political radar lgf.bz/1na2qvF
    11 hours ago

    LOL!

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Like what, Chunky? A glacier calves off in Greenland and the resulting tsunami swamps New York?

      I would like to hear what Mr. Toot has done to reduce his carbon footprint. And not flying to Europe on vacation is not a reason if you can’t afford a ticket in the first place…..

      • Octopus says:

        He can’t even reduce his carb footprint. So heavy, he puts dents in the asphalt — blames it on the warmening.

  13. http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/01/21/uk-judge-says-putin-probably-approved-poisoning-ex-russian-spy.html?intcmp=hpbt1

    UK judge states the fucking obvious which everyone’s known for 10 years. Polonium 210 typically doesn’t show up in UK teapots randomly. Especially those of ex-Russian spies.

  14. KGB says:

    I’m left wondering where NASA is getting their data. They have my neck of the woods, Lake Erie, colored yellow, which I presume means it was above average, yet that was definitely not the case. Even with a very mild December, almost 10 degrees above average, we still had chilly year overall, including the coldest month ever recorded in these parts, a February that was a full 17 degrees below average. Ultimately, 8 of the 12 months were below average — this according to usclimatedata.com. This was the case for winter in much of the northeast US and southeast Canada. So why are we all labeled yellow?

    • Because olo says:

      There are a number of tricks, but the big one is using ocean surface temperatures in the average. This is a mega el nino going on right now, and the Pacific has some very warm waters, which pull the average up.

      This, of course, is physically meaningless number fiddling, treating ocean surface temperatures as if they’re indicative of climate.

    • You just don’t understand science.

  15. Because olo says:

    Bite me.

    Penis penis penis lol.

    • Octopus says:

      I’ve always thought that was a good last-ditch trick for a female under attack, who can’t get away before it comes down to a thing in her face. Bite that thing off! You might get killed after, but that might happen anyway…chances are, you’re going to inflict major shock and awe, which could lead to an opportunity for escape. This tactic might work better with single attackers, than it does with gangs. Not a lot of data, yet.

      • Because olo says:

        And they say French women are easy…

      • OLT's Prefers to Spell it "Whinging" says:

        Back in the ’70’s, when TV was pretty bold, it was either “Barney Miller” or “Fish” that showed a rape prevention class, with (I think) Abe Vigoda telling the assembled women that if a rapist exposed himself that they should stroke the “elephant’s trunk” until he was distracted, then grab the “elephant’s ears and pull them all the way down to his ankles.

        I’d bet that works.

    • pineapple says:

      NSFW

      • rightymouse says:

        What the…. ????

      • Octopus says:

        That movie was sick. I saw parts of it several times in high school, at the drive-in movie theater. To Kids: that was this thing, where you drove your car into a big parking lot and they showed a movie on the big screen, and you got the audio on a tinny little speaker you sometimes forgot to remove from your window, as you drove away drunk and exhausted from wrestling with your date. Yes, you could drive drunk back then. It was normal.

        • pineapple says:

          Wes Craven’s 1st movie…….very disturbing. I saw it at the drive in too.

          Sometimes they just called drunk driving, reckless driving back then. I have firsthand knowledge of this.

  16. I love it when the vast right wing conspiracy attacks Hillary Clinton for using the phrase “vast right wing conspiracy.”
    39 minutes ago

    OMG! While everyone, including the Demoncraps and left wingers are laughing at this, out-of-step Chunky is defending it.

    Hillary Clinton blames the vast right-wing conspiracy for her email woes

    Now the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy has its anti-Clinton tentacles all the way into the Obama administration. At least, that’s the new excuse from Team Hillary on why the email mess keeps getting worse.

    Fox News this week got its hands on a damning letter from President Obama’s inspector general for the US intelligence community, Charles McCullough. In it, he notes that some of the stuff the ex-secretary of state kept on her home-brewed email server wasn’t just classified, but more-secret-than-top-secret stuff.

    At least two emails were at the beyond-top-secret level of “special access programs,” or SAP.

    So secret is SAP stuff that even McCullough and his aides had to get special clearance before they could view those messages.

    The Clinton camp’s response: Attack!

    “It is alarming that the intelligence community [IG], working with Republicans in Congress, continues to selectively leak materials in order to resurface the same allegations and try to hurt Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign,” said her press secretary, Brian Fallon.

    This in the week the world learned that Clinton’s right-hand woman, Huma Abedin, waved off 2011 efforts from the State Department’s executive secretary, Stephen Mull, to get Hillary to use a state.gov account.

    http://nypost.com/2016/01/20/hillary-clinton-blames-the-vast-right-wing-conspiracy-for-her-e-mail-woes/

  17. According to Michelle Bachmann the Newsweek photographer punked her into that bad picture of her looking a little deer in the headlights in 2011.

    Newsweek’s hatchet shot

    Vs. a professional shot of MB.

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/01/19/michele-bachmann-how-newsweek-conned-me-into-that-embarrassing-cover-photo/

  18. Because olo says:

    So I’m over at Twitter with my shiny new account. And I reply to a tweet about how much money is spent v.s. support (i.e. Bush spends a lot more than Trump) as being evidence that Sanders is wrong about Citizens United. So some hemphead Bernie supporter tweets back that Bernie gets a lot of small donations. Which is irrelevant as the price of peanuts in Trinidad. And he tweets back and says something about how I brought Bernie up.

    Then the dweeb gets in my tweets, finds some tweets from a spoof North Korean account, and starts retweeting them. And then he find one from “Tamara”, who’s a libertarianish black female stats geek, and retweets a tweet ridiculing the Oscar thing.

    These guys are so baked, they’re baked. I guess that’s why they feel the Bern.

    • Octopus says:

      Next he’ll have you banned. 😆

      • Because olo says:

        They just drifted away in a cloud of hemp smoke. All gone.

        Don’t you wish Toot was that baked?

        • Abu says:

          I admire your decision to wade into the leftard TwitterWorld. Pure fantasyland.
          I wouldn’t last 2 days.

          • Because olo says:

            It’s actually the other way around. When you start following the people you like, you end up basically creating your own custom blog with people you like. Then some ‘tard comes bumbling in every once in a while, like Bernie dude.

            Arachne (CG) connected me with some people. There’s one there doing a bunny shtick, and I’m doing a little dog shtick. Sometimes shit just works.

            Then there’s Cristina. She’s a whole force of nature unto herself.

  19. pineapple says:

    Lawhack is such a stooge……

    Blocked = “You smacked me down and I got nuthin’, time to run and hide”.

  20. Because olo says:

    here’s your daily Cristina, with extra butt-kicking downthread.

  21. pineapple says:

    “Japan has always refused Muslims to live permanent in their country and cannot own any real estate or any type of business, and have banned any worship of Islam. Any Muslim tourist caught spreading the word of Islam will be deported immediately, including all family members.”

    Trump is a racist because he wants a TEMPORARY ban!

    The world is getting more and more fed up with these 7th century throwbacks. They will never assimilate…. what part of that don’t we get? Japan figured it out a long ago, Islam is ALWAYS about conquest, not assimilation.

    http://cairnsnews.org/2015/10/04/christian-countries-now-deporting-violent-muslims/

  22. Octopus says:

    Christina retweeted:

    Hey, isn’t that the guy who did Furious Burka’s circumcision? 😆

  23. JimboXL says:

    The only missing component to the man-made global warming hoax is a reality tv series called “Warm Hunters” where a group of annoying self-righteous college-age punks visit and interview old men with pony tails who claim they saw global warming in their back yard at night. Then the group would proceed to conduct a night surveillance to see if they can capture global warming on tape.

  24. Juan Epstein says:

    AAAaaaaaaannnndddd……..There’s a blizzard.

  25. Octopus says:

    Gustavo is waxing Bikini Atoll on the economics, with the kidz…

    Don’t crush that dwarf, Gus…hand me the pliers!

  26. Octopus says:

    Indeed. 😆

  27. Octopus says:

    Words are fun.

  28. Octopus says:

    Scary!1! 😆

  29. pineapple says:

    Found this on Drudge.

    TRUMP 36.81% (301,528 votes)

    CRUZ 23.34% (191,199 votes)

    SANDERS 21.59% (176,842 votes)

    RUBIO 6.03% (49,357 votes)

    PAUL 3.87% (31,706 votes)

    CARSON 1.72% (14,063 votes)

    KASICH 1.62% (13,268 votes)

    CHRISTIE 1.25% (10,204 votes)

    FIORINA 1.24% (10,183 votes)

    BUSH 1.1% (8,979 votes)

    CLINTON 1.06% (8,679 votes)

    SANTORUM 0.24% (1,934 votes)

    O’MALLEY 0.13% (1,138 votes)

    • JimboXL says:

      It is so fascinating to see the Dim race down to 2 very bitter and very old clingers, clinging to their nutty socialism and gender.

    • Octopus says:

      Shrillary is going to get downright testy, if her candidacy continues to swirl downwards toward the Abyss. Huma, watch out for lamps that have suddenly developed the power of flight. Get an escape hatch prepared. A stiletto in your stocking, maybe a suitcase full of cash. Sometimes people die around Her. 😯

      • Because olo says:

        Testy? I think she’s got Bill’s sitting around somewhere.

      • pineapple says:

        If Shillary gets indicted I hope it’s after the deadline for Joe Biden to jump in.

      • I think Bill’s going to take the brunt of it. After all, I heard on Hannity yesterday young lib feminazis had no idea (until now) about Preezydunce Grab Azz’s 80’s and 90’s assventures, some consensual and some not. And some femi-youth aren’t all that impress with his fabulous super intellect and ability to compartmentalize while he’s standing on your foot rubbing his stiff bits on your leg like a large dog. I guess they don’t make feminazis like they used to. At any rate it seems to make them wonder what the fuck is wrong with the Hildebeast that she’s A-OK with all of that and even attacks the victims.

        • Actually I guess I should say 70s and 80s mostly since Juanita Brodderick happened in ’78. So I guess for Preezydunce Grab Azz the 70s were the good ole rapey years. After that he straightened up and became a traditional family man/philanderer.

  30. pineapple says:

    Bernie is creeping up…… he must have a bunch of dumpster muffin operatives clearing their cache and re-voting.

  31. Octopus says:

    Welp, maybe you got your electricity shut off, for non-payment. That’s a drag. 😆

  32. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh.