An eloquent take by Charles on the GOP debate

The greatest political analyst chimes in with his eloquent take on Thursday Night’s GOP debate.




149 Comments on “An eloquent take by Charles on the GOP debate”

  1. sven10077 says:

    That Chunk as ethical as Hillary! as coherent as barney Zanders…

  2. Octopus says:

    As Steve Martin put it long ago, “Some people have a way with words, and other people…um…not have way.”

  3. Arachne says:

    I’m sure everyone on that stage gives a real shit what a shut in in Culver City with no redeeming social value has to say.

    • Minnow says:

      It is fascinating to watch the mind of a sick person as it spirals into oblivion.

      How on Earth can Barry, with such limited brainpower and even less in terms of life experiences, sit there thumping his chest with such bravado and “all knowing wisdom” about people he doesn’t know and who clearly have vastly greater achievements than he could ever dream of….. just slashing and ripping on these people using the worst possible words about them and descriptions of them??

      Any emotionally and intellectually functional adult has to look at the rubbish Barry spews and can only conclude one thing.

      Mental illness.

  4. Arachne says:

    Gee, why hasn’t the brave little Fatass tweeted directly to Trump to tell him what an asshole the thinks he is? Just curious?

    I think he’s personally worried about the Trump put down that would result.

    • just poop says:

      he’s even more worried about being ignored by Trump, the man who cannot ignore anything

      he would find a way to ignore Charles

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  6. just poop says:

    Charles will line up behind Bernie

    for the freebies

    • Because olo says:

      I predicted it first. Once Sanders punks Clinton, Toot’s gonna be all he was for Bernie all along.

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  8. rightymouse says:

    Once upon a time on a now-trashed website, Fatso would have sung the praises of Trump, Cruz or Carson. Now he calls these awesome alpha males “fucking horrible people” while spamming the crap out of Twitter with garbage day in and day out like the pathetic beta male he truly has become. No wonder he can’t get laid.

    • It’s hard to get laid when you weigh 400 pounds and live on your couch.

      • Octopus says:

        Reportedly, he has actually fused himself to his couch, or is it the futon? That must be quite an aromatic offering, measurable on the gustatory sensation scale (a smell you can taste), somewhere to the side of rotting jungle corpses and the Shawshank Prison sewer-pipe, mid-course.

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  10. pineapple says:

    David Bowie, Alan Rickman, and now Dan Haggerty.

  11. Donald Trump could offer him few bucks and he’d flip back to wingnut in a heartbeat. He stands for nothing, falls for everything.

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  13. PeteP says:

    As usual, Chucky adds nothing to discussion. With those sort of juvenile comments, all he does is show what loser he is and why no-one takes him seriously any more.

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  16. Because olo says:

    Looks like we have a new franchise of the Donkey Show.

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    Like cheese? 😆

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    I can’t. 😆

  23. SpaceAllah says:

    You know, one thing that gets me about Two Dinner Charlie is that he throws around denigrating nicknames based on people’s physical appearance (e.g. “rage furby”). Exactly where does he have the moral authority to criticize someone’s appearance? Especially when he steadfastly refuses to show his current state of morbid obesity with a “recent” photo (with recent being newer than 15 years old). Charlie’s fat. He doesn’t get to make fun of other people’s appearances. Because he’s fat. And, furthermore, he’s fat. And to wrap this up, he’s fat.

    P.S. Charles is fat. So fat, his shadow weighs 50 pounds.

  24. Abu tres penis lol says:

    I hope the Pats pound the Chiefs only because the liberal sports media hates the Pats. It’ll put a smile on my face listening to the dweebs on Chicago sports talk whine and posit the Pats cheated. Also, how could the Chiefs have won 10 in a row? They lost to my feckless Bears earlier this season because Andy Reid made horrible decisions late in the game, allowing da Bears to snatch victory for the jaws of defeat, my friends.

    With about 3mins left the Chiefs had the lead and Reid called for passes on 1st and 3rd downs – both incomplete – allowing the Bears to save timeouts, get back the ball, and score. Any Pop Warner coach would have run the ball and forced the Bears to use their 3 timeouts. But no, Andy Reid is smarter. I hope they get throttled!

    / rant off

    • Octopus says:

      Go Pats!

      The only time I rooted against them was when they entered the Super Bowl undefeated, looking for the Perfect Season. Oh, how I enjoyed their bitter defeat! 😈

      I love Evil Belichick, tormenting his enemies. I hope he gets caught cheating again, but still wins, and the NFL does nothing or very little to punish him. I hope Brady has another HOF postseason…Michigan Man, you know. Man-crush of millions.

  25. Octopus says:

    That’s pretty good, on a freezing winter’s day. 🙂

    • rightymouse says:

      And to think I had a body like that, once. Just turned 61 & off to a b-day party. I wanna CRY!!! 😆

      • Abu oyliM says:

        You’ll always look like that to me, darls.

      • Minnow says:

        yeah…. I had a body like that once too….

        (but not quite the same way you did Righty…..)

        – and I could cry too!

        • Octopus says:

          I think the word is “statuesque.” I had a body like that, once. She had a face only a mother could love, but the body was crazy. 😉

          • rightymouse says:

            I showed the pic to hubby & asked him if he thought I had a body like that when I was younger & he replied “you’re too short”.

          • Octopus says:

            Short is good. My wife is 5′, on a good day. The kids are 5’2″ and 5’4″, respectively. There’s no stigma attached to height, for our beloved wimmensk.

          • Octopus says:

            The numbers don’t lie:

            How tall is Jennifer Metcalfe?

            Jennifer Metcalfe’s height is 5ft 5in (165 cm).

            How much does Jennifer Metcalfe weigh?

            Jennifer Metcalfe weighs 114 lbs (52 kg).

            What are Jennifer Metcalfe’s measurements?

            Jennifer Metcalfe’s measurements are: 34-23-38 (86-59-97 cm).

            What is Jennifer Metcalfe’s bra size?

            Jennifer Metcalfe’s bra size is 32B.

            What is Jennifer Metcalfe’s shoe size?

            Jennifer Metcalfe’s shoe size is 5 US (35 EU).

            What is Jennifer Metcalfe’s zodiac sign?

            Jennifer Metcalfe’s zodiac sign is Virgo.

            When was Jennifer Metcalfe born?

            Jennifer Metcalfe’s birthday is on September 4, 1983.

            Where was Jennifer Metcalfe born?

            Jennifer Metcalfe was born in Bradford, England.

            English actress, Jennifer Metcalfe’s real name is Jennifer Joanne Metcalfe.

          • rightymouse says:

            I’m 5’3 so am shorter but & have much bigger boobs.

          • Because olo says:

            Now you’re talking.

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  28. Abu oyliM says:

    Hah! Not that the Chiefs would have come back but Andy Reid manages to mismanage the clock to certain defeat. Sucks to be you, Reid!

    • Octopus says:

      I was playing this horrible game of “Cards Against Humanity” with some neighbors during the game, but I saw enough to feel like the Pats had the game under control pretty much the whole way. Brady isn’t going out in the first round. Nope.

      Rodgers, now…I’m rooting against the Pack, but I feel A-aron is getting his game together for a win. Think good thoughts, everyone: KILL GREEN BAY!!

      • Abu oyliM says:

        Green Ghay loses!!1!1!!! Whoooooooh-hooooooh!

        Aaron Rodgers once said he “really, really, really liked girls.” That’s 2 too many “reallys” for me. Yep, he’s a flaming homo with a clear schedule until mini-camp. NTTAWWT

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    Here we go…

  31. rightymouse says:

    Green Bay just lost. Sorry!

  32. Minnow says:

    They didn’t lose!!!!!!!

    • Minnow says:

      It sometimes sucks living where I live. Off grid. No TV. No radio. At the mercy of the internet.

      I would give my eye teeth to watch this Overtime.

      ANYONE, fill me in…..

      fuck you Barry.

  33. Minnow says:

    The fucking Cardinals scored!!??

    Oh crap.

  34. Minnow says:

    oh well.

    Go Seahawks and fuck you Barry – you horrible douchebag.

  35. Octopus says:

    She’s a bad girl. You don’t go around looking like that, and wearing such a swim-costume. Decent people just don’t.

  36. Octopus says:

    It’s not right…

  37. Octopus says:

    Okay, have your fun.

  38. ISpeakJive says:

    He just picks random people out of the crowd and tells them they are crazy. And expects them to listen!

    • Octopus says:

      Most black people I know think Obama has been a horrific failure, starting in the black community, but also in the Big Picture. The rest are just sad. 😦

  39. Octopus says:

    She was ahead of everyone, and no female singer ever topped her. The rock music owned her, and she owned the music, in a way no other female has ever done.

  40. Octopus says:

    One of these things is not like the other. 😆
    Go, Michelle!!

    Michelle Dobyne
    $21,766 of $20k
    Raised by 1,039 people in 5 days

    Fatass McDumbth
    $3,390 of $10k
    Raised by 96 people in 8 months

  41. Octopus says:

    More current photograph of McDumbth:

  42. Bunk X says:

    I really don’t know what to make of this, but it must have something to do with Charles.

  43. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. Hit’s shitting the fan. Some “science journalist” dimbulb confused Milo with Ginger.