A disgusting attack on Ted Cruz

It is no secret that when a minority wanders off the progressive reservation, Democrats take their white sheets out of the closet. I came across this post at LGF and honestly, I am too angry to comment.

Billy Batts

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76 Comments on “A disgusting attack on Ted Cruz”

  1. Octopus says:

    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/rolling-stone-rape-hoaxer-jackie-must-release-documents-says-judge/article/2580402?custom_click=rss

    We are all Haven Monahan now.

    I remember Fatass covering himself in gravy, er, glory, during the week this story was hot news. Of course he was on the Stupid Wrong Side.

    • Octopus says:

      Note: Chunky makes his own gravy, on hot and humid days when he has to walk to the Artisan Cheese Shoppe. Stray dogs start to lick him, and then he gets scared, and ends up running home with several curs in hot pursuit. It’s the most “sex” he gets, though, so it’s not all bad.

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso’s always wrong these days. Amazing. Not.

    • Abu tres penis lol says:

      Plus police crime scene photos of the glass pieces on the floor where it happened, allegedly. Also, pictures of her back and other body parts forced onto the glass on the floor during this awful event.

  2. rightymouse says:

    They are scared of Cruz. Period. End of subject.

  3. Octopus says:

    Juxtaposition Time: This lady had a situation with a fire in her building, and was interviewed — the video went viral:

    A stranger, a 17-year-old girl, went to meet Michelle and set up a GoFundMe for her, to help pay her relocation expenses. How’s that doing? Well, it’s beating the living snot out of Chunky’s begging bowl, for starters: https://www.gofundme.com/cyhnqkpw

    Just goes to show you, how much people just don’t care about assholes, yet are moved to charity by people with a sense of humor and a little personality, who really need help. 🙂

    • ISpeakJive says:

      LOL. Which one of you wise guys donated in the name of PooPooFace Johnson????
      Hahahahaha.

    • pineapple says:

      Q: What comes at the end of a sentence?
      A: Parole

    • “We ain’t gonna be in no fire. NOT TODAY!” LOL!

      Delightful. She’s way more deserving that Fatso. She has kids and busts her ass taking care of them, no doubt. Just like the rest of us.

      • Octopus says:

        I don’t know anything about her, but I think it’s hilarious that somebody can appear out of nowhere due to an accidental viral video and kick Chunky’s ass all over the GoFundMe yard. Despite his constant begging for six months, and massive relephancy! 😆

  4. pineapple says:

    Well they must be an ally Fuckface, we’re giving them $150 billion dollars. Who would give an enemy $150 billion dollars? ….. Oh yea Obozo.

  5. pineapple says:

    Billy Batts is Kid A… a failed sports photographer.

    I remember he showed a picture of himself sitting next to his grandma….. they both had the same friggin’ “chipmunk teeth” and bulgy eyes. Fugly runs in some families…. probably why he’s an asshole.

  6. Octopus says:

    No, that’s actually funny. What’s happened to you, since 2009, is one of the most frightening campfire stories ever told. 😯

  7. Octopus says:

    That’s a preposterous and absurd story, but if it somehow happened to be true, it would be cause for the greatest jubilation in the history of the human race.

  8. Because olo says:

    olo

    • pineapple says:

      Obama is living in some sort of reverse universe world….. and his fans nod their bobble heads up and down in agreement.

      It’s just embarrassing at this point.

  9. Because olo says:

    ololo

  10. kbdabear says:

    Once again, how about a few examples, Toot?

  11. kbdabear says:

    And you’re right there with him, stalking him long after most of your followers have lost interest

  12. Because olo says:

    Oh, shit.

  13. Octopus says:

    Could somebody please put out an album of new music that rocks like this one did?

    I miss the grunge era. The guitars and flannel shirts reminded me strongly of my high school days. It was a time when I was still young, with young kids keeping me hopping. Around the time this album came out, I was working on my first black belt, the Red Wings were on the verge of their first championship(s) since i was born, and I actually liked the President. Well, I did like him, back then. Not now. 🙂

  14. Octopus says:

    Still trying to score hits off the dead starman.

  15. Because olo says:

    So Twitter took Toot’s advice, yeah?

  16. Because olo says:

    • Uh, because that’s an act of war?

      Asshole.

      • Arachne says:

        Uh, maybe because not one but SEVERAL former Navy men have stated that the scenario proffered by Iran COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED. I’ll go with their opinion and expertise rather than that of a 400 lb. shitbag who still thinks four dead Americans was about a video.

        You know who NEVER leaves a rep,y to Fatso’s tweets? People with actual PRESENCE.

    • pineapple says:

      Libs are looking at this as if it’s business as usual and no big deal. Weakness is what they signed on for when they voted for this loser.

      Iran knows the Unicorn Messiah is weak, and Odumbo’s libtard sycophants have to cope with that fact so they deflect.

      Fatso…. conservatives are not to blame for your president being a fucked up wimp.

      This would have never happened under Reagan’s watch and you know it.

  17. Octopus says:

    Princess Chelsea must not be bothered by peasants!

  18. Because olo says:

    • Octopus says:

      If they had a “Blackface Comedy” category, you’d have to have BLM’s Shaun King in there, too.

  19. Octopus says:

  20. Octopus says:

    The All-Time King Of Projection has something important to tweet:

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAH, etc.

  21. pineapple says:

    Extremists?

    I hope the Center for Medical Progress counter sues and wins. I think they would be ripe for a GoFundMe account if needed. They will have a lot of support.

    Planned Stupidhood keeps shooting it’s self in the foot…. they are not as well liked as they think they are.

  22. windbag says:

    A belated sorta tribute/nod to Bowie.

  23. pineapple says:

    Huckabee is absolutely right Fuckface.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s about the nicest way you could put it, Fatass. 😆

      More evident, is that he’s actually promoting Islamist ideals and interests over those of Western Civ and America. That he’s downright treasonous. Suck on that for awhile.

  24. pineapple says:

    Can someone translate Fatso’s tweet?

    No matter how I twist it … it makes no sense.

    Alan Rickman is evil for being a feminist? Emma Watson is evil for exploiting his feminism on the day he dies?

    I think Fatso is losing it.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Milo is a vile, evil creep for making a joke apparently. Unspeakably!

      • Octopus says:

        Milo has taken up permanent residence in Fatass’s tortured little brain. 😆

        Isn’t it funny, how he takes in these “evil, deranged, psychotic” people, one at a time into his Little Shop Of Horrors Obession Space, and then drools all over for them for weeks until he finds a new one to stalk? Creepy, but funny. Definitely mockworthy.

    • Minnow says:

      Barry, I think you truly are losing it.

      Perhaps a visit to the doctor might be in order?

      Such an angry man.

  25. Octopus says:

    Periodically, we like to extend a friendly hand and try to help the subject of our mockery, as he lumbers through his thankless, loveless days and sleepless nights, freaking out over conservatives and whatnot. This is for you, Chunky. Do with it as you wish.

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    • Minnow says:

      -and remember….. what’s on the ass, went through the mouth.

      Or in your case Barry…. tits dude…..

      big flabby man tits you fat asshole.

      Hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha

    • rightymouse says:

      Wore me right out reading that. Made me want to curl up in front of the fire with my book on Jefferson/Adams correspondence and a bag of Fritos.

      • Octopus says:

        I love Fritos! Wish I had a bag of Scoops right now. 😦

        I remember reading that Jefferson/Adams stuff in Poli Sci, many moons ago. Very interesting, seminal stuff — was over my head at the time. I think I’d like to read it again now.

        Currently reading: “Stalin’s General: The Life Of Georgy Zhukov.” Then, I’m going to read this biography of Omar Bradley, by Jim DeFelice. Two guys I’ve heard about over the years, but didn’t really know much about. The guys who really defeated Hitler, more than Patton and Montgomery, according to most historians.