Cop shooter in Philadelphia claims to have “Did it in the name of Islam” – gasbag washed up blogger hardest hit! Update: Philly Mayor denies Islam had anything to do with it.

The sexually impotent, halitosis afflicted, incontinent, flatulent, unemployed, mentally challenged, Islamophilic  shut-in of Culver City has wet dreams about cop shooters being  (take your pick) – Bible thumpers, Creationists, Rand Paul apostles, tea partiers, Likudniks,  (all of course it goes without saying must be white heterosexuals). Unfortunately for Mr. Toot the overwhelming majority of cop killers and attempted cop killings are done by people who look like Trayvon Martin and this douche bag  Edward Archer in Philadelphia. Another heartbreak for the Tootster is this guy is not only a member of the Religion of Peace but openly admits doing it in the name of Islam. Now that’s shocking.


Officer Jesse Hartnett is five times the man Charles Fart Face Johnson and all his anus lickers on his failed blog  and twitter followers will ever be.

click on the headline link for photos and videos.

Police: Suspect Confesses To Shooting Officer, Says He Did It In Name Of Islam

 by Justin Finch

PHILADELPHIA (CBS) – Authorities say a Philadelphia police officer is recovering after he was shot several times during an ambush late Thursday night in West Philadelphia.

Philadelphia police commissioner Richard Ross says the officer, identified as 33-year-old Jesse Hartnett, was sitting in his patrol car around 11:30 p.m. at 60th and Spruce Streets when a gunman fired nearly a dozen shots through the driver’s side of the car.

(credit: Philadelphia Police)

“Shots fired! I’m shot! I’m bleeding heavily!” Officer Hartnett was heard yelling on police radio.

Police are calling it an “attempted assassination.”

During a press conference, Commissioner Ross said the gun used in the attack was a stolen police firearm.

“It was stolen back in October of 2013. It was reported, and that is one of the things you regret the most when an officer’s gun is stolen, when it is used against one of your own.”

(DISCLAIMER: Graphic photo below) 

Photo released of suspect aiming at officer at point blank range. (credit: Real Time Crime Police Camera from police sources)

Commissioner Ross says the suspect has given a full confession, saying he did it in the name of Islam.

“According to him, police bend laws that are contrary to the teachings of the Quran.”

Sources say the suspect’s full confession of the alleged attack was written down and recorded on video.

(credit: Philadelphia Police)

Police identify the suspect as 30-year-old Edward Archer, of Yeadon.

“When you look at the video, this is one of the scariest things I’ve ever seen,” Commissioner Ross said. “This guy tried to execute the police officer. The police officer had no idea he was coming. It’s amazing he’s alive.”

“We’re thankful to God he’s here today because it easily could’ve been a police funeral.”

Hartnett was taken to Penn Presbyterian Medical Center where he underwent surgery for a broken arm. Ross says the officer’s arm suffered significant damage and that he has a long road to recovery, but he is expected to be okay.

His father, Robert Hartnett said, “It’s going to be a tough road, but he’s a tough guy. I told him I love him, and I’m proud of him and he is an excellent person.”

Hartnett returned fire and struck Archer. He tried to escape on foot, authorities say, but was quickly caught by responding officers.

He was transported to the University of Pennsylvania in where he was treated for a gunshot wound to his buttocks, police say.

Sources say the wounded officer told investigators that Archer walked up to the car, appeared to be about to ask for directions when he pulled a 9 mm and opened up with shots.

District Attorney Seth Williams says “I’m very thankful the officer is alive. This shows us the need for smarter laws when it relates to guns on the street. My office is going to do all that we can to ensure the defendant is held accountable to the fullest extent of the law.”

Pennsylvania Governor Tom Wolf released the following statement: ‘We are thankful that Officer Hartnett is alive and not facing life-threatening injuries after being ambushed. We wish him and his family the best during his recovery. This alleged intentional act of violence against an officer seeking to help a fellow citizen is horrifying and has no place in Pennsylvania.’

Hartnett is an 18th district officer with four years on the force.

The FBI is now assisting in the investigation.

Update: In a move Charles Johnson would approve, Philadelphia’s Mayor Jim Kenny denies Islam played any  role in this terrorist attack.

Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney wasted no time Friday in deflecting blame from Islam in the shooting of one of his city’s police officers despite the suspect’s own confession.


“In no way, shape or form does anyone in this room believe that Islam or the teaching of Islam has anything to do with what you’ve seen on that screen,” he said referencing the still image of the assault on the screen behind him. “That is abhorrent, it’s just, it’s terrible and it does not represent the religion in any way shape or form or any of its teachings. This is a criminal with a stolen gun who tried to kill one of our officers. (It) has nothing to do with being a Muslim or following the Islamic faith.”

While Mayor Kenney might fancy himself an expert in the teachings of Islam the suspect in this case would beg to differ.

“He stated that he pledges his allegiance to Islamic State, he follows Allah, and that is the reason he was called upon to do this,” Capt. James Clark, who heads the Philadelphia homicide unit, told reporters. “He just kept on echoing those sentiments and he wouldn’t give us anything more than that.”

Over at LGF, Charles maintains his safe space for his readers by not posting any thread on the ISIS attack in Philadelphia.

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Charles does not views this attack as a big deal.

183 Comments on “Cop shooter in Philadelphia claims to have “Did it in the name of Islam” – gasbag washed up blogger hardest hit! Update: Philly Mayor denies Islam had anything to do with it.”

  1. Because you're dumb says:

    That cop must have micro-aggressed him in a very racist way. Black AND Muslim is a double protected social injustce victim. And now he’ll go to jail and be part of a statistic that proves blacks are disproportionately in prison.

    – Chunky McDumbth

    • Captain Death says:

      “Officer Hartnett must have invaded Edward Archer’s safe place” – Mr. Toot.

      • Octopus says:

        Note: this story’s been out all day, along with the ones about other jihadis picked up in several states today. Chunky is maintaining complete radio silence on all of it. 😆

      • Because olo says:

        “Officer Hartnett must have invaded Edward Archer’s mentions” – Mr. Toot.

  2. Because you're dumb says:

    Wow. This article is a long but good read and sums up the sich in Europe. And it’s from September so the mass rape/assault parties at Cologne and in Zurich and Helsinki hadn’t happened yet. Points out too, much as our border invaders most of the “refugees” are coming for economic reasons.

  3. Because you're dumb says:

    Here’s a strange story. Remember the SEIU (Services Union)? They’re mostly for Trump. But bizarrely their leader is for Clinton and is a moonbat. Why would they want someone to represent them who wants to give their jobs away to low skilled foreigners who will also ensure low wages? I guess the answer is LIBTARD.

    Henry’s huge union claims a membership of roughly 2 million blue-collar workers, but is actually run by a professional cadre of far-left progressives. That leadership means the union’s priorities including many progressive goals, such as greater immigration, more federal regulation of police and boosting the Democrats’ power, beyond the labor-market task of fighting for wage and benefits increases for its members. For example, Henry said getting citizenship for more migrants is a “core agenda” for the union, even though any inflow of unskilled migrants pushes down wages for blue-collar Americans.

    Henry is typical of these progressive leaders. She told Axelrod that she began her political life as a lesbian activist working with other union progressives, not as a blue-collar worker working with other Americans. She’s also a strong supporter of Hillary Clinton.

    Trump is getting support, she admitted, because wages have been flat, and because “he’s touching this vein of the terrible anxiety that working-class people feel about their current status, but more importantly, how terrified they are for their kids, not being able to do as well as they have, never mind doing better.”

    “That broken sense of the future… is what we found” when surveying members, she said.

    Henry reserved her strongest criticism for Trump’s popular pro-American labor-force policies, which include the construction of border wall to stop the illegal migration of cheap foreign labor into Americans’ workplaces.

    Those pro-American policies — previously pushed by former Sen. Rick Santorum, and now partially echoed by Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)97%
    — would reduce the supply of cheap labor, perhaps creating pressure to increase wages for Americans. But Henry insisted they’re “hate and divisiveness.”

  4. pineapple says:

    Wasn’t Clint Eastwood unmercifully mocked for this Odumbo?

  5. sven10077 says:

    Dig up a Pic…

    If Obama had another imaginary son….

    #GunsInAmerica Chunk

    • Because olo says:

      Or a composite son.

    • Daedalus says:

      The JV team strikes again.

      • sven10077 says:

        Remember D-man Ogabe swears use of a firearm requires severe training….

        Oddly his imaginary son felt like rolling the dice.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      He told the women that had been raped that her owning a gun might have made things worse.

      I would like to see the statistics on how many people actually get hurt by their own gun because the criminal used it on them. It can’t be that many.

      He also discounts the comfort factor of her having a gun vs. not being able to feel secure in her own house. I thought that was really cold.

      • windbag says:

        Or the obvious fact that showing the attacker that she was armed may have scared him off immediately. Most encounters where the would be victim is armed end up with the attacker fleeing. Criminals are stupid, but they generally know when to run. It’s not always a trip to the morgue.

  6. Because you're dumb says:

    Of course.

    He’s also turned Philly into a sanctuary city so he can some of those excellent Syrian refugees too.

    • windbag says:

      Chuckles is the mayor of Philadelphia? When did this happen?

      • Because you're dumb says:

        He’s reinvented himself again as a moonbat mayor! He couldn’t get anyone to pay him for cutting and pasting news articles and making shiny buttons for his web disaster.

  7. Because you're dumb says:

    OMG! Everyone’s walking around with a small computer and access to mountains of information on the internet, yet their brains are completely empty. And they’ve obviously learned nothing in those California schools. It’s astounding.

    • Because olo says:

      In the middle of January. I’ll bet her nipples are nice and firm.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      In addition to being awesomely gorgeous she’s also rather brave. Muslim lunatics have killed for way less. So I guess Germany doesn’t have public nudity laws? The Politzei there was just taking in an eye full.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        I’ll answer my own question. Now I do recall they are WAY less bothered by nudity than we are over here. I now recall many years ago seeing a german magazine once and there was a model in underwear and you could clearly see some of her bush hair.

  8. Because olo says:

  9. Because olo says:

  10. Because you're dumb says:

    This girl’s asserting her right to wiggle around with a hula-hoop.

  11. Because olo says:

    The constitutional scholar is at it again. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! 😆

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Looks good to me.

    • PeteP says:

      Amending the Constitution through a ‘A Convention of the States’ as Abbot is proposing is in Article V of constitution. Nothing crazy about it. If this idiot read the constitution, he would know that.

  12. Because you're dumb says:

    Guess everyone just wants them some Stockholm Sweetnin’

    Sweden Is In Shambles, Police Warn “Evil People Know What To Do When They Come Here”

    In Sweden, only the people who say they are not applying for asylum are checked.

    To avoid having to show any papers, a terrorist going to Sweden to commit acts of terror only has to tell the border police that he is seeking asylum. He will immediately be driven to the closest Immigration Service facility. And while the Immigration Service tries to figure out who he is, he can plan his attacks in the peace and quiet of the Swedish countryside.

    “The truth is that persons with evil intent know exactly what to do when they come here. That information spreads like wildfire. These new border controls are there for the sole purpose of reassuring the public. They have absolutely no effect on the influx of migrants.” — Border policeman at the Öresund Bridge (between Denmark and Sweden).

    Despite many Swedes drawing a sigh of relief when the government announced that immigration was to be limited, the new policy does not really entail any difference at all.

    In spite of the supposedly tighter asylum rules announced November 24, chaos rules in Sweden. So far, in 2015, 150,000 asylum seekers [10] have been registered; but as there is nowhere to house them, people are sleeping in tents [11], on cardboard boxes in exhibition halls [12], and even on the street [13]. Many run away from the Immigration Service facilities. More than 22,000 people [14] are supposed to be deported but refuse to leave. Swedes are understandably terrified [15] that terrorists might be hiding among the refugees. The police are busy with pointless border controls and cannot attend to their normal work. It is not an exaggeration to say that in this situation, Sweden has lost track of pretty much everything.

    Even the asylum seekers are complaining. On a Swedish public television program, Uppdrag Granskning [16], aired on December 2, Salwa, a mother of young children, told the reporter how she is forced to live in an asylum house along with men she called “bad people.” When the reporter explained to Salwa that 10,000 new asylum seekers arrive every week, and this was why everything was topsy-turvy, she replied: “Then close the borders. Stop taking in more people. If you have ten guests in your house and there is not enough room, would you still take in ten more?”

    Sweden’s Social Democrat Prime Minister, Stefan Löfven, said in an interview last April with the daily Sydsvenskan,

    “There is no limit [to the number of refugees Sweden can accept]. We will accept refugees according to the conventions that bind us. We have done it before. In the early 1990s, many came from the former Republic of Yugoslavia. Today, they are a natural part of the Swedish society. They contribute a lot.

    • Octopus says:

      Heheh…the mayor equates ’90’s Yugoslavian refugees with Arab Muslims. Sensing a disconnect. A stabby, ‘splodey one.

      • Daedalus says:

        Many of the Yugoslav refugees were Bosnian Muslims. Cut from the same Islamic cloth as the Arabs.

        • Octopus says:

          You’re right. I was thinking about Yugoslavian immigrants I had known growing up, but those people were Christians. The vast majority of Bosniaks in Sweden are Muslim. While they come from a very different culture than the Arabs, they are bound to have their percentage of fundie-nutcases who are ripe for ‘splodey-jihad. I understand ISIS is recruiting in Bosnia now, with some success.

        • ISpeakJive says:

          Daed can be Secretary of State, ‘cus he keeps track of all that political stuff.

          I’ll be Sec. of Energy, and keep the island stocked with Redbull.

          Arachne can be Queen, and/or Attorney General.

          **BUY LOTTO TIX**

          • Octopus says:

            I’ll be in charge of making mead. 🙂

            I have to go out tomorrow and buy my winning lottery tix. I completely lost my voice today, due to this infernal virus that’s got everyone in the house sick. Trying not to whine about it, but it’s not the greatest way to spend a Sick Day, actually being sick. 😡

          • ISpeakJive says:

            Yuk on the head cold. Especially if everybody else is sick and there’s nobody to tuck the comforter around your feet and bring you tea. 😦

          • Octopus says:

            I’m the sickest one now — the others gave it to me, so they’re feeling better now. Both kids, the wife and my daughter’s boyfriend were coughing on everything for a week, before they finally brought me down. WAAAHHH! 😆

          • rightymouse says:

            I’d like to be the White House Princess/Chef… 🙂

          • rightymouse says:

            Sorry you’re not feeling well, Octo. Make your self a nice hot toddy. 🙂

          • Octopus says:

            Thanks, ‘Mouse. That’s a brilliant suggestion.

  13. Octopus says:

    Snappy comebacks will get you nowhere, Chunky…when they’re just stupid, like this one.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Well at least somebody got some good licks in at the mass rape of Cologne in defense of the ladies. He seemed quite stunned by the savagery of the foreigners.

      WATCH: Cologne Body Builder Who Tried To Protect Women From Rapist Migrants: ‘I Beat Them All Up’

      • Octopus says:

        That was powerful. This is a young person who previously shunned the Right, and now suddenly he’s faced with Reality, in the form of savage Muslim hooligans raping and killing infidels in the country that kindly took them in, when they were fleeing the hellhole they were running from. This man’s eyes have been opened. Kind of like a lot of us, who became 9/11 Conservatives.

      • ISpeakJive says:

        I bet it felt good to be a man again. It’s been a few decades.

        • Octopus says:

          Wait until a few weeks pass, and this fellow realizes that a significant portion of the libturds around him still refuse to accept the New Normal, which is a hostile insurgency of Muslim lunatics running around loose, with imams local and remote urging them on to the global caliphate. That’s when the political discussions really get interesting.

    • Bunk X says:

  14. Because you're dumb says:

    Why do I keep doing that? Because I’M dumb.

  15. Because you're dumb says:

    Wait. So this is the fall guy?? The police chief? They make his job impossible by unrestrained and idiotic immigration policy. And then fire him for failing to protect the public? No one has ever seen this before. He’s being fired for expecting human beings whom they just generously welcomed into their society to actually act like human beings on a holiday. And not a giant group of people who actually think rape, molestation, robbery and violence is OK.

    And if he’d had enough guys to break the deserving heads is there any doubt they’d be firing him for being a racist and prosecuting a bunch of cops? Can libtard SUCK be any more exemplary?

    • Octopus says:

      There will be a LOT more heads a-rollin’, before they get this mess sorted. Actually rolling, on the ground. With their tongues sticking out.

    • Daedalus says:

      I am reading that besides ISIS and al NUsra, than many Hezbollah fighters who refuse to fight for Assad in Syria, are posing as refugees. What I am reading from Muzzie sources is that the attacks in Cologne were not Nusra or ISIS posing as refugees. I am reading it was the Hezzies doing this.

  16. Octopus says:

    But after considering the ramifications, I think it would be a very bad idea, and would risk destroying what makes Twitter unique.
    25 minutes ago

    When I first heard Twitter might expand the character limit for tweets, I was like, no big deal. Sounds cool.
    28 minutes ago

    They ask you for your opinion? 😆

    • Minnow says:

      They always axe Comic Book Guy for his opinion.


      Hey Barry – you stupid fuck!


  17. Juan Epstein says:

    He may mock it.

    He’ll probably try to snipe some clicks off of it.

    But you just know this #JeSuisMilo shit is driving him to pop some pills to ease the pain.

    Crushing, really.

  18. Because olo says:

  19. Because olo says:

    He just can’t help himself. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

    And CAIR is a civil rights org too, right Toot?

  20. Because olo says:

    • kbdabear says:

      Fat lot of good it’s doing Twitter because it’s trending. Twitter might want to dial back on the fascism since their money comes from the stock market bubble and the market has been taking a serious dump this week.

      I’ll bet that Toot is shitting his pants that Milo has that many supporters

      • Because olo says:

        • Octopus says:

          Yeah, we should have thought that through a bit more. Oh, well. The snot-noses will have to deal with reality, sooner or later. Life catches up with everyone. He said, dreaming of winning a billion dollars in the Powerball Lottery. “Hookers and cocaine,” as the guy told the chirpy news reporter today, about his plans for spending his prospective loot. 😆

  21. Because olo says:

    That time again…

    Wait for it.
    26 minutes ago
    26 minutes ago
    27 minutes ago
    Crazy Love.
    28 minutes ago
    We channel.
    30 minutes ago
    Ding dong!
    31 minutes ago
    Dobro slide.
    35 minutes ago
    I see you girl.
    38 minutes ago
    I am El Cheapo.
    40 minutes ago

  22. Because olo says:

    If LGF was a bridge…

    • Octopus says:

      That whole deal is batshit. Gotta love the motorhomes, losing their AC units all over the place. 😆

    • windbag says:

      That’s five minutes of pure entertainment right there. If you drive a big vehicle, certainly you should be aware of its height. Duh.

  23. kbdabear says:

    How’s the begging bowl going, Toot?

    Oh, and how does someone who has no job, no pension, no royalties, and no brains pay the bills in a very expensive state? SSDI maybe?

    • Octopus says:

      The jealousy, it burns hotter than a million suns! And it was only one sun, that caused our Porky Icarus’s waxy-wings to melt and FAIL. Poor Chunky. Literally, he’s poor. Anonymously gifting yourself a few shekels every couple months does not feed the goldfish, much less the bulldog.

      Watched “The Revenant” tonight — loved it. Not for the squeamish. A long slog, so bring some extra bear-jerky and popcorn.

      • kbdabear says:

        Funny how that last “anonymous” donation was for $65 which put him exactly at 1/3 of his goal right after we noted that he hadn’t reached 33 percent after 8 months. Did he do it so he could say he reached 1/3?

        Nah, that’s UNPOSSIBLE! Toot NEVER reads here

      • Because olo says:

        Toot wishes he could be fabulous. 😆

  24. Octopus says:

    Poor Chunky! 😆

    He might have to go transgender or something, to get the attention back he craves. No…that isn’t working for Caitlyn, and he’s ten times as interesting as Fatass. What could he possibly do?

  25. kbdabear says:

    Tough Toot Under Siege Again… 5 likes, no retoots, while Milo is still trending

  26. kbdabear says:

    This is funny coming from a broke slob who hasn’t worked in the entertainment business in over 20 years, that as a backup guitarist, and has basically been forgotten by 99 percent of the population

  27. Octopus says:

    For when you get sick of the Carly Simon sad songs, you can use this as a backup. But you never read here, do you? Well, maybe one of the 11 will bring you this flaming bag of poop, and leave it on your doorstep.

  28. Bunk X says:

    Prepare your jaws, ’cause they’re gonna drop.

  29. Pakimon says:

    In a dank garage in a Denver suburb, Gus is nursing his bruised testicles.

    Fearful of venturing into the neighbor’s yard after the vicious attack on his nut sack, he hobbles to the garage door and carefully peers out.

    What’s this?! The curtain is gone from the bedroom window and lithesome young lady is padding about her room in her underwear!

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus carefully eases around the corner of the garage to get a better look.

    • Pakimon says:

      Why… she’s doing yoga! In just her bra and panties!

      The spectacle has an overwhelming effect on a certain part of Gus’ anatomy.

    • Pakimon says:

      Unfortunately for Gus, the shooting pains from his batted testicles are hampering his “gratification” efforts.

      He takes a slug of Sterno and attempts to focus.

    • Pakimon says:

      The shooting pains only intensify.

      Why would Gus endure such agony and publicly debase himself in such a way?

      Gus has the answer to that question that burns more than his bruised and swollen balls.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus’ valiant efforts are not in vain.

      Through the pain and agony, he begins to feel something… “down there”.

    • Pakimon says:

      Gus’ frantic efforts of “self-gratification” are beginning to get underway when he sees the sultry young temptress look up. saunter over to the bedroom window, smile slyly and whisk the window curtain shut.

      Gus’ view of visual delight is gone!

      He can’t believe it!

    • Pakimon says:

      All that endurance of pain and agony has gone for naught!

      The she-devil must be doing this on purpose!

      Gus decides to be patient. He picks up a mashed and flattened ditch-weed joint that has been soaking in a moldy puddle of Banquet chicken pot pie goo and Ortho weed killer.

      He lights up and bides his time…

    • Pakimon says:

      The combination of ballsack pain, Sterno, ditch-weed soaked in curdled chicken pot pie and weed killer takes its toll.

      Gus falls to the floor and one last thought enters what’s left of his mind before oblivion hits for the night.

      And just as oblivion hits, Gus hears a peal of girlish laughter emanating from the direction of the now curtained bedroom window next door…

  30. Juan Epstein says:

    That was the easiest call I’ve made in a while.

    All @Nero all the time.

    Sad really.

    This is a 62 year old.

  31. kbdabear says:

    Now your finger will match your palm, Toot

  32. Minnow says:

    What an incredibly fantasy filled reality you are living little Barry!

    Posting every thought, every move, every nuance of your life as if somebody truly cared about who you are and what you stand for.

    Barry, perhaps you could entertain the throngs of fans you have by telling us a careful step by step procedure of how you wipe yourself!


    You idiot.

    • TreBob says:

      He’s already done that Minnow. Just for you:

      charles 2001-07-29 08:39:32

      I fold. But I double the paper over at least once, sometimes more depending on the molecular density of the tissue at hand. Breakthrough should be avoided at all costs.On the issue of rubbing back and forth, I have advice straight from a proctologist’s, er, mouth. I was told one should never �wipe,� in the sense of dragging the tissue across the area vigorously in a scrubbing action. The best way is more of a �blotting� type of action, with several applications of tissue if needed.For those occasions (say, after a hearty Mexican dinner, or a satisfying repast of sauerkraut and wienerschnitzel) when the area seems to need more cleaning than the blotting approach affords, keep a package of wet napkins on hand. No, there’s nothing shameful about a wet wipe. Get over it.And for those (hopefully) rare occasions when even a wet wipe isn’t enough, a quick jump into the shower will leave you feeling fresh and sparkly again. (Assuming you felt that way before your bowels exploded.)


  33. rightymouse says:

    Behold. Fatso Johnson the homophobic asshole.

  34. ISpeakJive says:

    • rightymouse says:

      Fatso knows how to game Twitter. Ass-hole.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      It’s sad how people don’t understand how vicious pure Islam is. If he really goes there he will end up in a snuff video.

      • Octopus says:

        Somebody, please stop this guy. I don’t want to see the beheading, and I know I’ll watch it, if it happens. 😯

        • Octopus says:

          Now that I’ve read the whole article, I think he’ll be okay. He won’t be leaving an Israeli-controlled village. The Israelis will protect him — probably.

          • Because you're dumb says:

            I agree. He does appear to understand the danger.

          • Because olo says:

            I know, I know. The Druze will have his back. The Druze are ok. The Druze get along with the Juze. In fact, they agreed to be drafted into the IDF.

            Interesting bunch. Arabs, but not Muslims. Secret religion. You can’t convert. You have to be born into it. And so far, they’ve keep the secret, which is a pretty amazing achievement.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Awesome – the Oslo Police department schools hate-monger Pamela Geller
      33 minutes ago
      The Oslo Police Department Responds to Yet Another Anti-Muslim Post by Pamela Geller, and It’s Awesome
      1 hour ago
      The Oslo police respond to yet another bigoted fear-mongering post from Pamela Geller. This is awesome.
      1 hour ago

      LOL! Here’s what Chunky’s ranting about. He’s nothing but a useful idiot.

      And yah, the problem is serious enough that Oslo has responded probably in concern for their tourism industry. Someone let the cat out of the bag an now they’re playing damage control.

      Who’s going to go to beautiful Paris and be summarily executed at a theater? Or blown up in a cafe? Who’s going to go spend New Year’s eve at Cologne or Helsinki and be beaten while watching their wife or daughter raped? Who’s going to Oslo where robberies and assaults are rampant? The libtard installed chief cops are lying about the statistics too. They brought this on themselves.

  35. Because you're dumb says:

    Chunky would call these Rapefugee protesters xenophobic racists.

    And sadly there was a nearly as large a contingent of counter protesters calling them Nazis. The German’s have found a new way to destroy their society evidently. Something they seem to feel the need to do every several decades.

  36. Octopus says:

    Awesome – the Oslo Police department schools hate-monger Pamela Geller
    1 hour ago
    The Oslo Police Department Responds to Yet Another Anti-Muslim Post by Pamela Geller, and It’s Awesome
    2 hours ago
    The Oslo police respond to yet another bigoted fear-mongering post from Pamela Geller. This is awesome.
    2 hours ago


    Flashback Time. 😆

    • Because you're dumb says:

      And has Chunk even said anything about the New Years rape attacks in Europe? He cares nothing for the well being of women at the hands of insane libtard immigration policies that implement immigration from barbaric woman-hating societies. And then he constantly attacks people like Pam. Pam who runs a charity benefitting victimized women and girls. He’s a real piece of garbage. There’s a reason why Pam makes $200,000.00 a year as CEO of her charity. She actually does good works and rescues people and is a smart and effective advocate for sensible policies. Unlike Chunk who’s a loudmouth nothing punk insulting people all day long and then asking people to give him their hard earned money.

      Here’s a clue-bat Chunky. ANYONE CAN DO WHAT YOU DO. You don’t bring any skills or talent and you don’t help anyone.

      • Octopus says:

        All true. He’s really despicable. If you didn’t find his fall from grace, sanity, and financial independance funny in some schadenfreude way, you’d be sickened by his act. Sometimes you’re still a little queasy, when you think about his mindset, and how prevalent it is amongst a certain breed of imbecile.

  37. kbdabear says:

    You’ve met the Block Button of Doom… and now… The Instant Unfollow Offense of Armageddon!!

    • Octopus says:

      Chunky jingles the choke-chain on his beleaguered boozehound. 😆

    • Because olo says:


      An “instant un-follow offense”!

      That a hoot, Toot.

      😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  38. Because olo says:

    [snort … snigger …]

  39. Octopus says:

    Brian Eno’s LUX album is also great for writing. @caitlinchris
    1 hour ago
    The “Interstellar” soundtrack is fantastic music for writing.
    1 hour ago


    WHAT writing, pray tell? Working on another opus for al-Guardian, are we? 😆

  40. Octopus says:

    Vlaams Belang! Odin’s Cross! Trumpen Obergruppenfuhrer!!1!

    Shaddap, Fatty. Go check your GoFuckMe. I tossed a little cabbage in there, for old time’s sake. 🙂

  41. Octopus says:

    This is long overdue:

  42. Octopus says:

    The shitbird was pals with Hugo Chavez, so this isn’t too surprising — still, this is a very strange story.



    40 minutes ago BY TMZ STAFF

    El Chapo was one of the most wanted men in the world and Sean Penn knew exactly where to find him … speaking with the drug lord in an interview in the days leading up to his arrest.
    Penn carried out the interview with El Chapo — believed to be the first he’s done in years — for Rolling Stone magazine, it was published Saturday night. According to the article, the interview was conducted in an undisclosed location in a Mexican jungle. Penn was surrounded by more than 100 cartel troops.
    Penn’s article also says while he was in prison, El Chapo received a ton of Hollywood offers, causing him to decide to create his own … a plan Mexican authorities said ultimately got him caught.
    The interview lasted for seven hours and topics ranged from Donald Trump to El Chapo’s childhood.
    Penn says he went to extreme measures to maintain secrecy while communicating with El Chapo’s people to set the interview up, using burner phones and avoiding contact with federal agents.
    It’s unknown if El Chapo’s contact with Penn is what ultimately led to his capture.

  43. pineapple says:

    Toot drops @yesnicksearcy from the conversation…. I wonder why?

    Oh that’s right, Nick makes a fool out of Toot on Twitter. Toot fears Nick.

    • Octopus says:

      It’s so funny, when McCain finally gives in and answers the 10,000th tweet in a row directed at him by Fatass, and Fatass starts talking about McCain’s obsession. Maybe funny isn’t the right word. Scary? Freakish? Sad-ish?

      • pineapple says:

        You’ll notice that he is not so quick to type “Fuck off” (or some variation thereof) and block, accounts that have higher political stature or higher follower counts than him.

        On the flip side, Toot is not enough of a player to prevent anyone with political stature from blocking him like @nero, Ben Shapiro or John Nolte did.

        Fatso is a self important internet nobody.

  44. Because olo says:

    Mr. Toot. Bringing us the important news the MSM refuses to cover:

  45. Octopus says:

    Horrible loss, for Cinci. Really sad. I thought I was watching my Lions, for a minute. Self-destruction is a terrible thing.

    • Because olo says:

      “Self-destruction is a terrible thing.”

      Yeah. Ax Toot bout that.

      • Octopus says:

        When you love somebody, really really love somebody, and she’s a firebrand-sylph like Pamela, you go all-in. You risk everything. If you get the straight-arm, and you see your beloved sailing off to Holland with a Hairy Jew, you go semi-insane, and wreck some shit.

        You start with little glass objets d’art around the computer monitors, those twin Apple monoliths you invested so heartily in when you were flush and feeling frisky. You end up kicking one of those monitors over, and it never works quite the same again. In the end, you have to burn it all down, and try to start over on the Other Side. But the other side remembers you, and they aren’t having any. Now what? Oh, shit.

        Hey, what’s this new thing, on my Iphone Alerts? They want me to try Twitter? With only 140 characters? How can that be anything? I like to really dig into my topics, and present a thoughtful take that enlightens and intrigues further…oh. No, that’s not me. That’s Ace. I just copy his shit, and paste it up in slightly-rephrased form. Fuck it, this is the New Me! I will be the Twitter King!

        • Octopus says:

          The Pam Chunky drooled over then, and rightfully so:

          Look at that guy. No, really…look at that fucking guy.

          The Pam Chunky obsesses over now:

    • Because you're dumb says:


  46. kbdabear says:

    What else is missing from the media stories on Milo? Oh, Toot’s “analysis”. Keep checking your emails and your voice mail Toot, MSNBC and CNN could be calling at any time!

    • Octopus says:

      Yes, he’s SO horrible. With his gibes and teasing of the right-wing lunatics you led for 8 years, before Pam shut you down cold. Where is that story? Why doesn’t Anderson Cooper come and sit you down for the whole thing? You know where the bodies are buried. You helped with the shovel, on some of them.]

      Nobody calls. Nobody writes. Nobody donates, to the GoFundMe. It’s almost like, nobody cares about Little Green Footballs anymore.

  47. Stonemason says:

    Thank you all for the suggestions. We are staying just north of the City tonight and tomorrow night. Went across the GG bridge at about 4:30 and walked around Fishermans Wharf area till about 7. We will be checking out Muir Woods tomorrow and I hope to dip my toes in the Pacific at some point. I’ll put Tadich Grill in the phone. Whirlwind visit, Monday up to Folsom to move the boys in then back to PA early Tuesday morning!

    • Octopus says:

      Enjoy it, Stoney. Sounds like a good road-trip. I love travelling around the US myself. We’re planning another West Coast trip for this summer. All politics aside, the Pacific Coast is amazing.

  48. Pakimon says:

    That Cinci meltdown was a lot worse then anything I’ve ever seen the Lions, Eagles or Jaguars pull off in the soul crushing loss department.

    I really felt bad for the Cinci fans.

    If the Eagles or the Jaguars ever melted down like that, I’d definitely go into ‘Griswald” mode.

    Staring at the TV in shock and disbelief as the magnitude of the meltdown sinks in and kicks off a bout of unbridled rage…

  49. Pakimon says:

    Yeah? Like what?

    The tweets where beg for help because you got your immense ass wedged in the door frame again and can’t move?

    The tweets where you complain that you knocked over a 2 liter Mountain Dew filled with your urine and spilled it into that family sized sack of Cheetos you feeding on?


    Inquiring minds want to know. 😆