Obama cries like a baby and LGF cheers!

Obama gave a speech while announcing his executive actions on guns. During his speech, he cried like a baby  and many people mocked or laughed at his tears. On cue, Charles attacked Obama’s critics who laughed at his fake and phony tears.

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Only at LGF, is a President crying crocodile tears deserved to be honored. To the rest of us, Obama looks like a fake cry baby. To the rest of the world, Obama comes across like a punk.


133 Comments on “Obama cries like a baby and LGF cheers!”

  1. Minnow says:

    Obama’s entire presidency is one of fakery, untruths and lies and failure. Now, we are all supposed to believe he gives a flying fuck about some kid who got shot in the head?


    Sorry, I am not that naive. The only person Obama cares about is Obama.

    He is a failure once again with his phony tears. If you listen to him (without watching him as he speaks) the tone of his voice never changes. It is all monotonic and unemotional. If you are so stupid as to not notice this (Barry and others), this is more of a reflection on you than anything else.

    Our president is at least a sociopath, and more likely a psychopath.

    And yes, Barry, I have multiple degrees in Psychiatry, Biochemistry and Sociology – so I am more than qualified to make these statements. Just like you.

    Oh wait. That’s right, all you have is a GED.

  2. Minnow says:

    Okay. I admit it. I don’t have any of those degrees.


  3. sven10077 says:

    North Korea probably got the H bomb today….

    Chunk wants us to focus on Ogabe’s crying jag….

    A US special forces detachment is surrounded in Afghanistan tonight…

    wonder if Bronko “Iron Eyes” Ogabe will cry over that?

  4. swamprat says:

    He really really cares.
    About the Children…..after they have been born, of course.

  5. swamprat says:

    It is a shame he didn’t get teary about mothers and children forced to endure the cold due to overpriced energy costs.

  6. Because you're dumb says:

    Seems very strange for someone who’s such a cold fish to suddenly for the first time become emotional about something. Maybe he’s been imbibing a little too much during the holidays and this is more a sign that he’s become a half-drunken maudlin old fool?

  7. Octopus says:

    Nobody laughed the other five times you told this unfunneh, Fatass. Nobody retweeted you, either. It’s a dud. Like your GoFundMe. 😆 (now, we laff!)

    • Because olo says:

      “The Oregon wilderness”… 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

      Toot hasn’t got a clue.

    • kbdabear says:

      If Toot hadn’t spent most of his life indoors other than to ride a bike in Hawaii and Southern California, he’d know that the high deserts and high plains these ranchers work on can get pretty fucking cold.

      They’re outdoorsmen who know how to handle the cold weather, not a fat shut-in sweating in his Culver City hovel.

  8. swamprat says:

    We now have a form of socialized medical care that manages to burden Industry, raise insurance payments, keeps drug costs high, avoids tort reform, oppresses religious organizations and does not address medical research costs.

    You just have to be amazed.

  9. Minnow says:

    Every one of those men in Oregon could kick your ass Barry, blindfolded with one hand tied behind their back.

    And you sit in your worn out chair in your “office” (right next to the bedroom) arrogantly blathering about what losers they are.

    Barry, they stand for something.

    You, Barry, do not have a clue as to what that means.

    All you can do is type cute, cutting edge stupidity and hope that someone (anyone) will take note.

    Barry, you are too dense for words and everyone knows it.

    And you are a stupid, uneducated dickhead to boot.

    Go fuck yourself Barry.

  10. Minnow says:

    Obama – you know – the one who weeps for the chirruns because he CARES so much….. cannot make a 33-minute speech without mentioning himself 76 times.

    Good grief.

    What a loser.

  11. Octopus says:

    You have nothing of the kind. You might have bunch of bottles of pee, some tipped-over. That’s it.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Chunky is an uninterruptible penis penis penis supply LOL!

    • Arachne says:

      Really? Then what good is it?
      And, uh, since very few people continually use a UPS (I have one in my home as well), why would the battery be shot? The idea is that it activates in RARE circumstances when you lose power. I had mine for something like five years before I had to use it (it is employed to protect the computer and wireless router) and it activated itself just fine.

      • Octopus says:

        I had one for 20 years, where the battery finally stopped taking a charge a couple years ago. They last a very long time, but it’s remotely possible Chunky owned one, once upon a time when he was flush with all that Dukey-Stick moolah. I would go with my previous opinion, that he’s lying again. He can’t help himself.

  12. Octopus says:

    Ooh baby, that’s hip talkin’, right there. Juice me up, pusher-man. 🙄

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Funny he would go there after making an ass of himself criticizing Dr. Carson for referencing the correct term heroin pack. But that’s Chunky for ya. Sees foot, aims shotgun, limps to hospital.

      • Octopus says:

        Except that he can’t see his feet, for the past six years or so…he’s just firing blind. Like his Twitterwar.

  13. Octopus says:

    Huge brass balls. Great for hiding behind, during insurrections.

  14. kbdabear says:

    Just wait until the Carbon Reduction laws in California jack up your rates to where your begging bowl donations won’t cover the light bill.

  15. kbdabear says:

    Since Obama has no shortage of Hollywood buddies, they surely could teach him how to fake cry like Hilary Swank in that domestic violence PSA

  16. Octopus says:

    Lawmaker/rape-survivor bullied by Shrillary:

    Imagine if this bitch-on-wheels gets elected President. (shudder)

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Where’s mattress girl who’s story fell apart after she texted horny come ons to the rapist AFTER allegedly being raped? And the Rolling Stones idiot who said she was raped at a well known frat’s party and forgot people can check to see that there wasn’t a party that night. And even her friends are pretty sure she’s, as usual full of shit. I’m sure they’re going to be voting for the rapist’s wife.

  17. Octopus says:

    See, that’s the thing…you don’t speak for anyone. You’re invisible, and inaudible.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      So are you trolling us or not? I really can’t tell. Every. Single. Fricking. Troll from LGF has been the biggest, most boring drag we’ve ever seen here. We’re up for some fun but cryptic references are a total bore and just irritate us. One guy makes disgusting porny weirdo comments and the other, Door Matt pathetically wants people to think he’s a doctor of something. Par for the course on LGF.

    • Arachne says:

      By the way Fatass – a reporter with MSNBC (so he’ll have actual credibility with a dumbass like you) has tweeted out that Ammon Bundy is NOT on Twitter – in fact, he was standing with Bundy, who was doing nothing, while tweets on this account were being sent.

      I’m not saying it’s not someone acting on Bundy’s behalf, but there is credible evidence that the tweets themselves are NOT coming from Bundy.

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    So Mordecai Richter and Douglas Adams er something? Do you have a point Reggie? Or would you just say with a slightly vacant yet hesitant look “I dynt nye”?

    Twajie = Rodan or something? And you have some rant from WAY TOO LONG AGO out there that I tried to read but nodded off for awhile. Are you trying to say Rodan is like the dolphins saying farewell as they leave the Earth. Because I’m not getting that. We mock the Fat Assed Lying Fucker here EVERY DAY and get great fun from it. Rodan ain’t going nowhere. It’s Chunky who should be thinking about a different planet.

    Here let’s change it for you.

    Hey Fatass. Thanks for all the fish! Keep ’em comin’ you pathetic jack wad libtard! LOL!!

  19. Bunk X says:

  20. rain of lead says:

    Reggie,Reggie Reggie…..
    your taste in music SUCKS!

  21. rain of lead says:

    what the hell does that even mean?

  22. rightymouse says:

    Who let the dumbass in?

  23. Because you're dumb says:

    Wow. That’s some sad shit. He must be sleeping it off now.

    • Because olo says:

      I think it’s the opposite – he ran out of meds.

      I wish Ludwig would come back and entertain us. He was at least entertaining.

  24. Octopus says:

    Somebody got a buzz on last night, and buzzed the airfield. It’s better when there’s some kind of coherent message, even if it’s a deluded moonbatty one. Oh, and Pam doesn’t live here, except in our hearts.

  25. Arachne says:

    Sharpening the red pen……

  26. Arachne says:

    He’s another one who can’t even get the people he follows to follow back.
    Fish is about all you gots, there, Spanky.

  27. Octopus says:

    That was Cato, right? The originator of, “the content is a little thin?” Well, the joke was a LOT thin, sir. Not one laugh. Disappointing, again. We never get any good trolls here. 😦

  28. Why can’t we get any really entertaining trolls? 😦

    • Octopus says:

      They’re almost a dying breed on the internet, I’ve noticed. Just a bunch of sad-sack SJW’s, and delusional children of all ages, who have no clue how to suck people into their webs of madness. Once there were giants in this field! 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    On another note, today my head is actually buzzing, it’s so full of snot. Can barely talk. Staying in bed. Maybe I can listen to all of Cato’s musics, above…or just kill myself now. Three advils and hot tea, please. Extra honey and lemon. Also, be a dear and run down to the D, buy me a pack of heroin. Make it two. Thanks!

  30. Arachne says:

    Dear Fatass and trolls: In light of King Bamster’s proclamations, please provide the statistics for the following:

    Number of mass shootings in the U.S. committed using weapons purchased over the internet by convicted felons and bypassing a background check.

    Number of mass shootings in the U.S. committed using weapons purchased at a gun show that bypassed a background check.

    Number of mass shootings in the U.S. committed using weapons purchased from a friend or neighbor in a private sale bypassing a background check.

    Number of mass shootings in the U.S. committed using weapons where a straw purchase was made and weapons FELONIOUSLY given to the perpetrators (an illegal transfer).

    Number of mass shootings in the U.S. committed using weapons STOLEN from legal owners.

    • How about you same brain-dead schmucks also provide links to videos of Obama shedding even one tear for Chicago’s dead blacks by other blacks; whites killed by blacks; whites killed by illegal aliens; Seal Team 6; The Benghazi Four …
      Yeah. I thought so.

  31. Arachne says:

    Oh, and Fatass, since you love truth and honesty and accountability so much, why no tweets about the blatant LIE Obama told that felons can purchase guns legally online without a background check?

    Current law says absolutely not. Internet gun sales MUST go through a dealer with an FFL.

  32. Is #crocodiletears trending yet?

  33. Octopus says:

    Remember when Chunky was defending “Mattress Girl,” this past year? Then, it turned out she made the whole thing up, after the guy refused to be her boyfriend. And then, the piece de resistance: she posted a porn tape, shot from four different angles at once, to prove something about something, that was just a bad amateur porn tape. LOFL!

    Chunky’s Streak remained intact, through the whole thing, as it has for the past 7 years. 😆

    Emma’s Porno is still showing, btw, in case anyone’s interested. Her stooped blather introducing the thing was the best part.

  34. Someone laid out the troll bait.

  35. Octopus says:


    Does Trump’s suggestion that we stop letting in all these undocumented Muslim “refugees” seem so meanie-racist, after you read a story like this one?

  36. pineapple says:

    I believe Reggie is that weirdo who posted that he would own LGF someday right there on Fatso’s blog. Fatso said the equivalent of “lolwut?” and blocked him. It was very awkward.

    I like a troll as much as everyone, and I think blocking is a chickenshit move, however… he should be blocked for excessive video posting. If he overdoes it again, I would ask that he begone.

    • Octopus says:

      I didn’t like that video.

      • pineapple says:

        Sorry about that…… prairie dogs become so invasive that it’s normal to thin them out at times.

        • Octopus says:

          I know, Pineapple. I’d probably be out there plinking, too, if they were destroying my property. I’ve killed a few gophers, making a mess of my backyard-hill.

    • Daedalus says:

      He’s blocked. I am tempted to remove the comments, but will not.

      • Because olo says:

        You need to either nuke the videos or start a new thread. This takes forever to load, even with javascript blocked.

      • Arachne says:

        I’m with Because. We can delete the dumbass videos without it being construed as censorship. Heck, even the red pen stayed holstered after an excellent comeback by one of the crew to his nasty remark about Pam.

  37. Octopus says:

    Winter Is Coming: http://www.dailynorseman.com/2016/1/5/10715802/nfl-playoff-weather-where-we-revise-the-seahawks-vikings-forecast

    Shirtless Painted Fat Guys, this is your chance to shine. 🙂

  38. OLT's Breitbart Nailed It says:

    I think “humiation” is when Bill Clinton stores his cigars in Hillary’s “assistant”.

  39. OLT's Breitbart Nailed It says:

    “All Lives Matter” gets you yelled at by the Democratic Party and tossed off the Bog.

    Is that what you want?

  40. Octopus says:

    When you say “all lives matter,” you are including the fetuses, and that is your true crime. Begone! Adieu.

  41. Octopus says:

    You know, they’re still peevish about the Russians rapin’ everybody up in here, in Germany after the fall of Berlin. You’d think they’d be more riled up about this latest mass-rape. Just sayin’. Angela? Anything?

  42. Minnow says:

    I heard a little bit of the NPR news this morning (typical – I had to turn it off after a few minutes because of the nausea I was feeling) but I heard these two women discussing the New Years Eve attacks (groping and rapes) in Cologne, Germany by the “North African young men” described as between the ages of 18 and 35. They made it very clear that there wasn’t ANY proof that these attacks were by the recent “migrant” population.

    First of all, they are not “migrants”. Migrants are people who move from place to place to find work. No – these people are part of an invading force hellbent on conquering the world and lopping heads. But, no – let’s all pretend they are something else.

    Second, they are NOT North African. What horseshit. These people are all from the Middle East and we all know it. North African my ass.

    Third, to describe them as “young men” is the politically correct way to describe these savages in the best light possible. “Well – young men can be excused for this naughty behavior…. they are JUST young men!” And, since when is 35 considered young? The average age of these a-holes is probably 35 and we all know that too.

    Here is another example of squandered tax dollars perpetuating lies and bullshit. Thank you NPR. But, of course half of the population in this country doesn’t even pay taxes so who the fuck cares.

    I am fucking tired of this bullshit.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      If you don’t like rape riots then you must be a racist. Cato and Reggie told me so.

  43. Daedalus says:

    Reggie is gone.

    • Arachne says:

      I’m not quite sure what the whole post telling CJ how nice it was to see him.
      I have no idea who the “CW” he’s referring to is, unless it’s “Cold Warrior” but I thought he posted here under a different name.

      C’est la vie. Talk about people needing a LIFE.

  44. Because olo says:

    Yeah, gramma…

  45. windbag says:

    It takes a big man to cry in public. I takes an even bigger man to point at him and laugh.

  46. Because you're dumb says:


    Right, in remembrance of 911 victims and to acknowledge sacrifices of fallen vets. He didn’t blubber over some executive order. And he was routinely ridiculed for it by leftards.

  47. Octopus says:

    Let this man’s journey serve as a beacon of hope to Chunky McDumbth:



    Jesse Frank Shand is 28, 6′1″, and currently weighs 260 pounds. But back in 2013, he weighed more than 653 pounds. This is the story of his weight-loss journey.

    The Turning Point

    I could tell I was getting more and more overweight. I had made attempts to lose weight in the past, but could never continue past the initial burst of motivation that I would experience in the first month or so. When I wouldn’t see drastic results, I’d always give up. It got to a point where I finally told myself that I just didn’t have the will to do it. I gave up trying and just tried to distract myself from my worsening situation with video games.

    Initially, I went to Bodybuilding.com as an ill-fated attempt to get a rise out of bodybuilding types. I created a thread called “Ask the fattest man on the misc [sub-forum] anything,” and posted photos of my then-obese body. I then waited, fully expecting a backlash. But my plan backfired on me. People on the site were more encouraging than I expected. They started trying to convince me that it wasn’t too late to change, and that even at my weight, all was not lost. I didn’t want to hear it and made my usual excuses, like not having enough money for groceries or lacking the motivation. But the members on Bodybuilding.com didn’t accept my excuses and even offered advice on how it could be done.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      It’s a great story. Although I never got that heavy I’ve had to make it a priority a few times. Back around 2000 I did the Atkins plan and slimmed down quite a bit to around 160 which put my BMI in normal/healthy range. It’s effective but it’s a weird diet. Then in ’08 I started eating less without getting specific because I had gotten up to 215 (I’m 5’9″). My mom died that summer and then we went to England and I noticed I felt really good walking around at about 195. And I think my mom’s dying reminded me of my own mortality and I’m taking my health for granted.

      So with renewed resolve when I got back I designed a spreadsheet that tracks daily all calories in (Bkfst, Lunch, Dinner and Snacks). Anything containing calories including booze. Then I enter in minutes jogged (if I jogged or if I did other exercize I Google an estimation and use the jog column) and I do a little calc there to estimate calories burned. And I do a calculation which estimates how many calories it takes to maintain my current weight. You can Google all the calc info. And I’m sure it’s not perfect but it’s close enough. Of course I have to enter my weight. Then I combine all calories in to calories out. Anytime it goes over the maintenance weight calories then it’s a defect in the process (like Six Sigma). I know you can do all this online or with a phone app but I like to make it my thing. And not have to log in somewhere and endure their come-ons and what not.

      Another thing I do is a 5 day running average of my total calories in/out. The reason I do that is we always fall off the wagon and looking at my 5 day average tells me I’m still looking good in terms of calorie deficit over several days. I’m still under even if I went over on a particular day. Then I chart everything on another tab. So I have a dashboard of info that charts all the calorie numbers, the daily weight, my BMI and how much I’ve lost. When I did this in ’08 I got down to around 150 and maintained it for about 4 years. I was doing P90x back then which has some hellacious calorie burning CDs. But then I got out of the habit of logging things daily and hurt my back which made running and activity painful for awhile. Then we had a bout with bedbugs which was very stressful. Now taken care of thankfully. Suddenly I noticed I weighed around 220 again. So I limped around for a couple of years and finally got started again last July 20th. I currently weigh 176 using this method. It’s a huge relief and I won’t make the same mistake again. Everyone in my family gets type 2 diabetes and one of the keys to avoiding it is keeping the weight off.

      • Octopus says:

        That’s an awesome program — it’s all about keeping track of what you eat, and what exercise you do. I’m not good with spreadsheets, so I use Loseit, the free version — it works great for me.

        Fitness is its own reward, as you feel better, look better, and live a generally happier life. Falling off the wagon is okay, as long as you get back on fairly quickly. I’m happy I only gained about five pounds this holiday season, which I’m going to get rid of quickly in the new year.

        My weakness is craft beer. So many kinds, and so tasty! Unfortunately, it’s very fattening.

    • Mojambo says:

      Good for him. It is a brutal sport!!

      • Octopus says:

        It is brutal, and he has played with injuries the past three seasons. I don’t really blame him for retiring, if he does, as he’s made more than enough money to last him the rest of his life unless he goes nuts. He makes $24M/yr, btw. Not bad, eh?

  48. Because you're dumb says:

    Wow. So now the people of Western society are supposed to endure mass murders and mass rapes in the interest of multi-culturalism.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Yep. They brought it on themselves by dressing immodestly. Outdoors. In January.

      No evidence, no evidence atall, that they are recent “migrants.”

      Ladies, when you are backed up against a wall surrounded by 60 of them, be sure and keep them at arms length at all times. Do not speak to them. Do not look at them. Do not treat them as fellow Germans.

      Stay away from them like the toxic loads of virus that they clearly are. But don’t say anything about it, ya know, out loud.

      • Octopus says:

        Feminists talk about the cat-callers at big city construction sites, as if these lovable louts are the greatest danger to womankind in the whole big scary world. HA! Get a grip, gals. Take a look around the world. Clutch those pearls.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        And I wonder how many of them were thinking while they were being group raped and beaten “And I voted for the liberal fucktards that helped make this happen instead of using some common sense immigration policy”.

  49. Because you're dumb says:

    I thought American Idol was for amateurs. Not narcissistic self-worshiping already stars. When I first read it I thought they meant he was auditioning to be one of the judges. Which I thought would be a great idea for the show because he would be his usual raging ass self and constantly be making idiotic and controversial comments. And all of his moron fans which I understand are many would tune into the show. For everyone else it would be as riveting as a car wreck except sometimes amusing.


    • Octopus says:

      I wonder if Kim K’s giant ass can sing (not Kanye — her own behind). It contains all the rest of her “talent.”

    • Arachne says:

      No, I think it is for professionals as well, it was just that most of them are so young there is no resume. I’ve never watched it, since it appears the WINNER is often eclipsed by the success of the LOSERS. See, Hudson, Jennifer.

      The other reason I never watched it is I never got past the first two weeks of the auditions for Season One. All I could think was….”oh my God, every one of you are your local Karaoke contest winners, aren’t you?

  50. Because you're dumb says:

    Suck it Chunky.

  51. ISpeakJive says:

    Speaking of rape and what not. Bill Clinton’s “girls” are on Twitter now and are taking the gloves off:

  52. Arachne says:

    If Thunderthighs gets the nod, I would have the GOP nominee put Juanita and Billy Dale front row center behind the moderators at every damn debate.

    • TreBob says:

      Damn, that’s a good idea! If it was up to me you’d replace Reince Priebus and head up the RNC, that way we’d have someone with balls doing the job! 😉

  53. ISTE Happy says:

    I am scared to diet.

    I know exactly the first place the weight will come off.

    I am unlucky.

    Penis penis penis lol.

    • Octopus says:

      My best friend was a little chubby, in our early adulthood. He always had a hot girlfriend though, thanks to his great personality and decent job. His famous saying was, “If you still have a girlfriend, you aren’t too fat.” Maybe not words to live by, but they were words. 😉

      • Because olo says:

        Kinda depends on the girlfriend, doesn’t it?

        • Octopus says:

          That is definitely a factor. However, it behooves many people to “settle,” which is just being realistic about their overall attractiveness (which includes factors like wealth in men, or youth in women, and all that un-pc ugliness).

          For instance, a greasy, ponytailed-slug of a man might get all chesty with the accidental success of his blog, and mistake an incidental boob-brush on his arm as an invitation to the secret garden. He screws up his courage and makes his clumsy move, only to be straight-armed harder than James Brown ever drilled an unlucky safety, on his way to the endzone. Leaves a mark. Makes a sound, too…one you never forget. Goes a little something like this: