Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Blog Wins End-Of-The-Year Award – Again!

2015 Doug Ross Fab50-Winners

Every year about this time, Doug Ross of Doug Ross @ Journal, a blog run by Doug Ross, holds an Awards Ceremony hosted by Doug Ross, to recobanize the contributions of a variety of bloggers and personalities, and Doug Ross sorts them into different categories. In the waning days of This Glorious Year Of Our Lord it’s no different. While scratching his unmentionable itchy parts, Doug Ross spent an absurd and inordinate amount of time compiling, analyzing and composing his List of Finalists, and it’s only right that we acknowledge the work of Doug Ross – because it’s entirely bitchin’ and awesome.

There’s not much point in cutting and pasting The Entire Doug Ross 2015 Awards List, so we culled out the most important part:

2015 Doug Ross Fab50-Winners

On this auspicious occasion, The Diary of Daedalus graciously accepts The Award on behalf of Charles Johnson and Little Green Footballs, if only because he and they won’t.

P.S. Charles: Your LGF Custom Views Counter still lies, your website is buggy as hell, and your avatar is over a decade old. The old rule of thumb is that a blog is only worth 50% of a year’s advert income, meaning that LGF still sucks big green donkeys.

LGF Worth

Do the math, Charles, and thank Doug Ross for giving you more attention than you deserve.


132 Comments on “Charles Johnson’s Little Green Footballs Blog Wins End-Of-The-Year Award – Again!”

  1. sven10077 says:

    Poor Chunk, *if* the GOP wins power back in 2016 expect Bikeboy the Jazz Flautist to execute ANOTHER triple Lindy…

    “I was with you guys the whole time”

    //Chunky McCheetoh

  2. Doppel milyo says:

    thanks to Daedalus and crew for so many years of mockery.

    • Because olo says:

      Quality mockery. Some of the best mockery on the entire internet. I don’t know of another site anywhere with the cache of rotten tomatoes and the rotten tomato spud gun that this site has.

      Of course, Mr. Toot makes it so easy.

      • pineapple says:

        I love this blog because of the high quality of Fatso mockery, and that his LGF lapdogs are too pussified to defend him. Maybe I’ll call them lappussies from now on.

        • Because olo says:

          Pussys are supposed to be in the lap. It’s an anatomy thing. If it’s somewhere else, the sex-change doc screwed up.

    • Daedalus says:

      This would not be possible without Charles. He really is a deranged man.

      • Because olo says:

        And unintentionally hilarious.

        I do miss the good old days with Ludwig, though. The Lizardia these days aren’t what they used to be. But Mr. Toot makes up for it with his SJW shtick and his begging bowl, and his Twitter hilarity, etc.

  3. Arachne says:

    Wonder what happened when Chuck got his Google ping that he’d been mentioned, was being given a “Best Blog” award and then found this.

    Lucy. Football. And no GoFundMe mention.

  4. Because olo says:

    In the era of Obama?

  5. Because olo says:

    Tweets the GED dude. 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  6. Because olo says:

    OMG. Toot has to be the only person left in the world who listens to Duke…

    • Daedalus says:

      Duke has a huge following with Alt-Right/White Nationalists. They are one of Trump’s biggest backers. Funny thing is Duke is popular with the Occupy Wall Street crew as well.

  7. Because olo says:


    • KGB says:

      Amazon didn’t build that, Chunk.

    • Arachne says:

      A great idea, there, Fatass.
      But I’m thinking you only see some coins if they SIGN UP for it afterward. And if they won’t drop $20 in your begging bowl, chances are they aren’t going to be willing to pay $80 for a service they won’t use.

      Ever hear of NETFLIX? If Prime was worth it, they wouldn’t need to offer it free for a month.

      Oh, and BTW Chuck – have already ordered $400 of merchandise from Amazon in the last two weeks. Via LEGAL INSURRECTION’s Amazon store, and received a $500 gift card to order even MORE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  8. Because olo says:

  9. pineapple says:


  10. Arachne says:

    Your website is worth the year’s salary of a mid-wage grocery store worker.
    Your advertising revenue wouldn’t even cover my mortgage payment.
    Almost 8 months and you haven’t even reached 1/3 of your $10,000 GoFundMe goal and you’re begging people to get Amazon Prime and shop the Amazon store. And it takes a lot of purchases to see anything resembling income.

    • Juan Epstein says:

      Unbelievable that his “followers” don’t want to buy him a car.

      • Arachne says:

        Has he even mentioned that so-called “accident” again? It would seem that Mr. MeGiMMEMINE! would be telling his followers constantly how difficult it is to ride the bus, walk, etc. without a car.

        I still think he made it up. If I’m wrong, then, well, I’m…..frankly, I don’t give a shit if I’m wrong.

        • Octopus says:

          I think you’re totally right. He made that story up, the lying sack of pus. How hilarious, though, that the fake accident and whiny begging about it made NO impact on the begging bowl. 😆

          • Arachne says:

            It would not surprise me that he came over here and read how we fajita’d his story and decided to cut his losses and shut up.

          • Because olo says:

            You’re not allowed to culturally appropriate food like that. We cheeseburgered his story. Or does that belong to cats?

      • Because you're dumb says:

        And where’s the crowing about how incredibly GREEN and fuel efficient his new electric car is? And how it will have no impact on the teddible, teddible Climate Change problem? If it’s the biggest threat to mankind as his candy farting Unicorn Messiah says it is wouldn’t this be cause for big discussion at his leftard web disaster?

  11. Because you're dumb says:

    While Chunky is pathetically poor, impotent, fat, ughly and mostly ignored, Pam Geller is on the Lou Dobbs show (Tom Sullivan in for Lou) intelligently discussing the growing problem of Jihad in US.

    Pam in her rights infringing bikini.

  12. pineapple says:

    If that was my bakery and if I had religious convictions that ran afoul with homosexuality, I would post a sign that said all “gay themed” cakes are priced at $2500.

  13. Because olo says:

    This sounds like a perfect description of Toot:

    But we now live in the age of the fake nerd and I think that’s where Star Wars fits best. The people that “fucking love science!” and watch Big Bang Theory can’t shut up about Star Wars. It’s another method to signal their membership in the cult of pseudo-scientism. They may never have made it past geometry in school, but they swear they grew up on comic books and were always a nerd.

  14. Octopus says:

    I watched this shite yesterday when you tweeted it out, Fatass. It’s really, really stupid. Embarrassing. Please don’t tweet it anymore.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Because political boondoggle = science

    • Arachne says:

      Science wasn’t a punching bag, Dr. Dumbshit.
      FRAUD was.

    • kbdabear says:

      More #Science than Toot’s “CO2 stores heat” and other hilarity

      • rightymouse says:

        Why do women have to stuff their perfectly normal breasts with sillycone???

        • Octopus says:

          Because women are competitive. 🙂

        • Because olo says:

          So boys can play. Next question?

        • rightymouse says:

          Yeah. Well, you get to deal with all the high maintenance crap & insecurities that come with the fake titties, m’kay??

          • Octopus says:

            Us men have our own issues to deal with, especially in the colder regions. Shrinkage and whatnot.

            Women are just vain, with their racks poking out in the breeze. As me dear departed Ma used to say, “They’re for feeding the babies — relax, men. Grow up!” She had nine babies to feed with hers, so you can see where she might have gotten that mistaken idea. 😉

        • Because you're dumb says:

          I’m with you righty. I’d rather play with smaller realies than those goofy looking Pam Anderson balloons. They almost never truly look right/natural. And to get them requires SURGERY. Which means you’re risking complications and possible future issues.

        • kbdabear says:

          Because #SCIENCE!

          If it weren’t for #SCIENCE, where would online porn be?

          • Octopus says:

            Porn built the internet, many analysts say. I am shocked and appalled by the notion, but there it is. I never, ever look at porn on the internet, or anywhere else. Horrible exploitation of innocent, dewy young teens, and their older, more-experienced big sisters. Sometimes, their moms. And the grandmoms, don’t forget them. So exploited. It makes me sick to think about it. For shame, you bad-touch barbarians! 😡

  15. Octopus says:

    The Left and the Palace Guard Media are going to go apeshit on Jerry Lewis. The trolls at Salon, HuffPo and elsewhere are feverishly scribbling hate-rants, as we type. 😆

  16. rightymouse says:

    If I was a betting woman, I’d say Fatso was actually the spambot….

  17. pineapple says:

    Now I’m no fan of Rahm Emanuel, and I do love it when the loony left eat their own.


    The followers of the hate group known as “Black Lives Matter” are being scumbags again by protesting in the guy’s front yard. They should be arrested for stalking and trespassing.

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    Trump on protesters: “You think they haven’t had a couple of shots of something up the arm?”
    25 minutes ago
    Trump: “There’s so much love in this room.” We’re now in pure Orwell territory.
    27 minutes ago
    Trump admits his flaming narcissism, says he likes CNN when they praise him, hates them when they criticize him. The crowd cheers.
    29 minutes ago
    Every time I watch Donald Trump speak I’m amazed all over again that an asshole like this is actually running for president. It’s Idiocracy.
    42 minutes ago
    Trump: “I know the greatest business people in the world. Some are horrible people. You would throw up all over if you had dinner w/ them.”
    49 minutes ago
    Watch Live: Donald Trump’s Rally in Council Bluffs, Iowa
    50 minutes ago
    Trump: “I wanna take care of all these countries that are ripping us so badly.”
    53 minutes ago
    Trump: “Mexico’s leaders are cunning.”
    55 minutes ago
    Hilarious fail of the day: Trump links to World Net Daily poll that says “minorities are lining up” to support him

    It’s always fun to watch a broke-as-a-joke loser pretend he’s superior to a rich successful billionaire who’s super popular and screws beautiful women and has beautiful, successful children.

  19. Because you're dumb says:

    Trump Corrects NBC Host: Clinton Affair With Monica Lewinsky Not ‘Alleged’

    They should watch Fox News.

  20. Juan Epstein says:

    Change your fucking avatar.

  21. Because you're dumb says:

    Because it’s better to be a vindictive c*nt rather than just ask your gay friends who to call who does gay wedding cakes.

  22. pineapple says:

    Why Fatso? The libtards that already hate him might hate him even more? I don’t get your reasoning.

    If CNN mentioned it, his poll numbers would have risen even more.

  23. Because olo says:

    Well, Toot. I’m sure he does have friends. You, OTOH…

  24. calo says:

    I know some of us cross post to other sites and some don’t.

    But, I’m asking for a bit of cross posting prayers tonight for an icon from LGF, Iron Fist. Because, who doesn’t need prayers?

    • Because you're dumb says:

      I threw in what little encouragement I can give. I’ve always liked him. He’s a hard core dude but the salt of the Earth. The kind of guy who will meet you in a parking lot to fight. But give you the shirt off his back. He once said he’s scary looking! I believe him!

    • Octopus says:

      I hate hearing about people getting the cancer-diagnosis, but I love Iron Fist’s attitude in the face of this crappy news. Fight of your life, big guy. Take it to ’em. I know you will.

    • pineapple says:

      Hang in there IF, that’s very unfortunate. Hang in there, keep a positive attitude and beat this thing.

    • rightymouse says:

      Iron Fist – I’ll be praying for you, buddy! Keep thinking positive thoughts!!
      Love ya!

  25. pineapple says:

    BLM imploding.

  26. Octopus says:

    Ethan Couch, Affluenza sufferer

    The Elfwick Boys, both social justice warriors and brave dignitaries

    One of these things is lots like the other.

  27. Octopus says:

  28. Octopus says:

    Thanks, Elfwick, for introducing me to this gem of a gal:

    I think I know where Chunky learned how to Twitter, now. 😆

  29. Octopus says:

    Hollywood actors…what don’t they know?

    Wow. I’ll never be able to look at him the same way, in a movie. He’s a friggin’ idiot.

    • rightymouse says:


    • Because olo says:

      The funny thing about this crusader talk is if they want to talk about Christian theocracy, a much better and more recent historical example is the Spanish missionaries in the New World.

      Three guesses why their schlongs are in knots specifically over the crusades.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      I would say he’s sad except he’s worth probably hundreds of millions of dollars. So he’s just a happy joke! Good for him. Ignant and rich. Only in America.

    • Arachne says:

      Pretty soon only Tarantino will employ him.
      Oh, and uh, Capital One? You may want to re-think your spokes idiot.

  30. Octopus says:

    Back to Earth… 😦

  31. swamprat says:

    91 Dark_Falcon
    Dec 29, 2015 • 7:00:15pm
    re: #87 Charles Johnson
    No. Don’t tell me to ignore it when a spokesperson for the leading presidential candidate does a CNN interview wearing a necklace made of high-caliber bullets. That’s nuts.
    Ignoring this kind of extremist insanity is what brought us to this sad point in American history.

    What caliber are they? They kind of look like M1 Carbine rounds to me

    92 stpaulbear
    Dec 29, 2015 • 7:01:42pm
    re: #91 Dark_Falcon
    What caliber are they? They kind of look like M1 Carbine rounds to me.

    Who fucking cares.

  32. Because olo says:


  33. Because you're dumb says:

    Ha! Hilarious encounter between Today Show bimbo and Donald. He was nice to her even though she’s an idiot.

  34. Because olo says:

    Sterno is safer.

  35. Because you're dumb says:

    Moron idiot leaves comfortable life in Austria to join murderer death cult ISIS. Ends up beaten to death. Golly who saw that coming?

  36. Because olo says:

    😆 😆 😆 😆

  37. Because olo says:

    … Threesies