Conservatives have power?

Only in the insane world of the failed blogger, Charles Icarus Johnson do Conservatives hold power. Last I check, Obama was President and Progressives control the Popular Culture, Silicon Valley, Academia and Wall Street. Progressives are the power structure. Conservatives are very fractured as well, you have Moderates, Libertarians, Social Conservatives and the Trump faction (which is not conservative). Charles tweets this ridiculous claim of conservative power.

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What world does Charles lives in?

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82 Comments on “Conservatives have power?”

  1. pineapple says:

    I don’t care who is labeled what as long as Shillary doesn’t get elected.

  2. pineapple says:

    An out of focus shot of the moon through weed stems at night.

    Has this dweeb ever taken a picture that wasn’t amateur garbage?

  3. kbdabear says:

    This is going to have Toot looking at that old pic from the party again…

  4. Bunk X says:

    Retronometry:

  5. Bunk X says:

    • Arachne says:

      I love the Barbie Sandwich. And hell, how old is THAT photo even? Three/four years? Can you imagine the size of this joker NOW? He’ll never allow himself to appear in public again.

      And I notice no Xmas love and donations to GoFundMe. I seriously doubt he’s received any on the other site either.

      • Because olo says:

        It’s pretty hard to say “bah; humbug” all year and then expect goodies on Jesus’ birthday. Remember what the Ghost of Christmas Future showed Scrooge? Toot’s looking at the same thing minus the legacy of financial success. There won’t be any maids and undertakers hocking his stuff, because there’s no stuff.

        Some day, the url “littlegreenfootballs.com” will go to Godaddy, and nobody will want to claim it.

        • Arachne says:

          On the contrary, I think WE should claim it and bring it back to the days of glory. That would REALLY piss him off.

          • Because olo says:

            Diary of Daedalus. Pissing Mr. Toot off from beyond the grave. 😆

            It’s only fair, they way he keeps attacking Andy Breitbart.

      • poteen2 says:

        He’ll appear one more time,,, on the news when they drag his 800 lb ass out through the opening in the wall with a crane.

  6. Octopus says:

    The Unicorn Messiah wants y’all to know that he understands it’s your fault, but you can’t help it, this inability to grasp the rainbow-brite wonders of his majestic vision for New America. 😆

    https://pjmedia.com/victordavishanson/bitter-clingers-2

  7. Octopus says:

    …says the guy who is ALWAYS under fierce attack by hordes of raving imaginary phantasms. 😆

  8. Because olo says:

    Well, since gays are never violent, because they always live on Planet Unicorn…

  9. Because olo says:

    In today’s edition of Name That Lizard.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/cops-hunt-for-penis-pump-pistolero-639258

    Penis penis penis lol.

  10. Because olo says:

    So now he’s in an internet spitwad fight with a bunch of chemtrail truthers.

    I say good. Punching up to his own weight or something. 😆

    • Octopus says:

      Chemtrails are every bit as scientifically-valid as AGW. I’m sensing a disconnect.

      • Octopus says:

        Luckily, we disconnected the Irony Meter a long time ago. Why keep blowing up da owl?

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Yes WE know jet contrails are harmless Chunky. But you believe (or claim to) the Climate Change incoherent moron narrative and a bunch of progturd SJW lies so you don’t get to be in the Rational Person’s Club anymore. So squinch your eyes together yet again and pretend everything these nutjobs say makes any sense. Maybe they will go to your GoFundMe site and give you $10.

      • Octopus says:

        I wonder if the Goofy Goobers would let Chunky join their club. They seem to be a little more fun-oriented, than our creaky old pork roast.

        • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

          “I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”
          — Julius Henry “Groucho” Marx

  11. Because you're dumb says:

    The title of his Generosity page is a lie: “Defend CCJ from Planned Parenthood.” Planned Parenthood is not part of this at all. @liguy743
    11 hours ago

    LOL! Chunk is fit to be tied that Ginger’s so much cleverer than he is at drumming up funding online.

    If you recall, it wasn’t until he started stalking Ginger online that he even got the idea for the GoFundMe. I guarantee you he got that idea FROM looking at Ginger’s website. He thinks he’s equal to Ginger. Yet he is too foolish to realize that Ginger has fairly solid writer/journalist skills, does investigative research (sometimes hired by others) and is part of a conservative network support system that Chunky threw away like a used tissue. And listening to Ginger in interviews it’s pretty clear he’s got quite bit more IQ than the average guitarist (who’s IQ’s tend to be pretty average).

    Just like Chunky thinks he’s a real programmer because he has reversed engineered and “code monkeyed” (as he admitted at one point then deleted it) he evidently thinks he has actual marketable skills on the web.

  12. Because you're dumb says:

    Behind the Ronald Reagan Myth: “No One Had Ever Entered the White House So Grossly Ill Informed” lgf.bz/1OuZ0QA
    27 minutes ago

    LOL! Salon! Sure Chunky.

    Entering the presidency in 1981, Reagan implemented sweeping new political and economic initiatives. His supply-side economic policies, dubbed “Reaganomics”, advocated tax rate reduction to spur economic growth, control of the money supply to curb inflation, economic deregulation, and reduction in government spending. In his first term he survived an assassination attempt, escalated the War on Drugs, and fought public-sector labor. Over his two terms, his economic policies saw a reduction of inflation from 12.5% to 4.4%, and an average annual growth of real GDP of 3.44%; while Reagan did enact cuts in domestic discretionary spending, increased military spending contributed to increased federal outlays overall, even after adjustment for inflation. During his reelection bid, Reagan campaigned on the notion that it was “Morning in America”, winning a landslide in 1984 with the largest electoral college victory in history. Foreign affairs dominated his second term, including ending of the Cold War, the bombing of Libya, and the Iran–Contra affair. Publicly describing the Soviet Union as an “evil empire”, he transitioned Cold War policy from détente to rollback, by escalating an arms race with the USSR while engaging in talks with Soviet General Secretary Mikhail Gorbachev, which culminated in the INF Treaty, shrinking both countries’ nuclear arsenals.[1] During his famous speech at the Brandenburg Gate, President Reagan challenged Soviet leader Mikhail Gorbachev to “tear down this wall!” Months after the end of his term, the Berlin Wall fell and the Soviet Union collapsed soon thereafter.

    Leaving office in 1989, Reagan held an approval rating of sixty-eight percent, matching those of Franklin D. Roosevelt, and later Bill Clinton, as the highest ratings for departing presidents in the modern era.

    • Arachne says:

      Tell me, Fatass – did Reagan need 44 effing CZARS on a myriad of subjects to counsel and advise him? As you serve as butt-boy to the President Piece of Crap, mull on it.

    • pineapple says:

      Iran was laughing about the “Ill Informed” Ronald Reagan becoming president. So much so they released all the hostages on his first day in office. Made Jimmy Carter look weak.

  13. Octopus says:

    I don’t know about you, but my house is getting slammed with icy rain. I’m not a fan of ice storms. The power is always in danger of going out, and the ice makes it impossible to travel safely, even on foot.

    • Arachne says:

      While they are busy wringing their hands over the “warm” weather where El Nino is swooping across the country, all of us in Northern California were posting BELOW FREEZING temperatures yesterday morning. At 6:00 a.m., at my house, 40 miles from San Francisco as the crow files, it was 28 degrees.

    • Because olo says:

      Power out sux. Internet out for a week and a half because CENTURYLINK SUX BIG DONKEY SCHLONGS sux even more.

      • Abu penis penis penis lol says:

        Gommint allowed monopolies suck. Too bad you couldn’t call provider #2 and switch. Of course, that is so unprogressive. Could never happen in the New America.

  14. pineapple says:

  15. rain of lead says:

    http://directorblue.blogspot.ca/2015/12/here-they-are-2015-fabulous-50-blog.html

    The Broken Lizard Award for Best Blog Implosion

    A repeat winner, Little Green Footballs continues its longterm meltdown (accepting the award for LGF is The Diary of Daedalus, which is attempting to hold an intervention)

    bwahahah
    you guys rock
    shush now, nobody tell charlie

  16. Because olo says:

  17. Juan Epstein says:

    Will the Whitney fan pretend to be a Lemmy fan for clicks?

    Only if he doesn’t read here first.

  18. pineapple says:

    This sucks……..

    Official Motörhead
    Musician/Band · 2,477,569 Likes
    · 31 mins ·

    There is no easy way to say this…our mighty, noble friend Lemmy passed away today after a short battle with an extremely aggressive cancer. He had learnt of the disease on December 26th, and was at home, sitting in front of his favorite video game from The Rainbow which had recently made it’s way down the street, with his family.

    We cannot begin to express our shock and sadness, there aren’t words.

    We will say more in the coming days, but for now, please…play Motörhead loud, play Hawkwind loud, play Lemmy’s music LOUD.
    Have a drink or few.

    Share stories.

    Celebrate the LIFE this lovely, wonderful man celebrated so vibrantly himself.

    HE WOULD WANT EXACTLY THAT.

    Ian ‘Lemmy’ Kilmister

    1945 -2015

    Born to lose, lived to win.

  19. Octopus says:

    RIP, Lemmy. You were a one-off, in the human pantheon.

    • rightymouse says:

      Did he have a signature piece that doesn’t involve yelling?

      • pineapple says:

        Probably not……… Lemmy was a little rough around the edges.

        An acquired taste but I always liked Hawkwind…… I wasn’t much of a Motorhead fan.

        If he had a signature piece it would probably be this.

        • Octopus says:

          Or like this…

          I have to be in the mood for this kind of rock, but when I am, this hits the spot. 😈

          • pineapple says:

            You know Lemmy had a bad drug problem when Hawkwind (who were known for using mass quantities of mind altering drugs) fired Lemmy for his drug use and drug smuggling.

            70 was a generous run for Lemmy.

          • Octopus says:

            70 was average for all men, when Lemmy was doing most of his hard partyin’. He’s like a miracle baby, making it this far. Good run! (bass run)

          • Because olo says:

            Did Lemmy wink?

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  22. Octopus says:

    It was hot in Greece this past July, but not quite this blazing…

    Perhaps I should go back and address the rabble, with a stirring-speech about chilling the eff out and sipping some iced lattes. Embrace the austerity. Cut back on the afternoon naps, even.