Merry Christmas from Diary Of Daedalus

We love you, man

Charles, we just can’t give you enough to make up for what you’ve given us and others over the years. Your fundraisers and generous contributions to charitable causes has been an inspiration to many of us who have followed Little Green Footballs since its inception. Your support of Judeo-Christian values is beyond reproach, especially during this Holiday Season, and we are truly in awe of your unselfish philanthropy. May God bless you and Little Green Footballs for saving so many lives from destitution, and we wish you a very Merry Christmas.

Christmas Eve LGF


145 Comments on “Merry Christmas from Diary Of Daedalus”

  1. rightymouse says:

    Such lovely people over there in the swamp. Bah.

  2. Pakimon says:

    The Bog Bunch are quite the collection of bitter, lonely losers, aren’t they?

    While they snivel online in the lonely confines of dank basements and the like, we stalkers are celebrating with friends and family and opening gifts and feasting on Christmas smorgasbords.

    For we are the winners of life’s lottery which we rigged in our favor with hard work and good decisions.

    Now we are reaping the benefits.

    Suck it, Bog dwellers and Merry Christmas! πŸ˜€

  3. poteen2 says:

    Pathetic bunch to be sure. But it’s a beautiful day that shall be unmarred by the petty silliness of the Lonely Green Fanbois.
    Today I give toys and chocolate to my grandkids till they’re bouncing off the walls happy, then I go home just as happy.
    Merry Christmas to all.

  4. kbdabear says:

    Over on Ace, commenters are noticing that they’ve heard “Merry Christmas” far more from strangers this year than ever. Maybe fed up folks sticking it to The Man.

    That’s probably what’s making Toot and his cult so bitter this year.

    Anyway, Merry Christmas to you all!

  5. kbdabear says:

    And a special Merry Christmas to Toot and the Cult

  6. Because olo says:

    Bah. Hamburger.

  7. Because olo says:


    You were riding your trike with poop in your diaper in Hawaii then, Toot.

  8. pineapple says:

    Can the loony libs over at LGF take one day off from being political assholes. Just one day?

    I’ve been on a hiatus from politics. I have to do that from time to time.

    Merry Christmas everyone!

    Back to my self imposed hiatus which will include much liquid libation today …… carry on.

  9. kbdabear says:

    Toot doesn’t get out much, does he

  10. Because olo says:

    Sorta. Actually, the vast majority of water utilities are government run.

    But you knew that, huh?

  11. Bunk X says:

    Merry Christmas, Stalkers & Blogmockers!

  12. kingkuffa says:

    Merry Christmas, everyone.

  13. Octopus says:

    Merry Christmas, Mockers. πŸ™‚

    Three Christmas parties down, and three to go, in the next week. Oh, the humanity.

  14. Octopus says:

    πŸ˜† Gustavo, you’re a card. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. πŸ˜†

  15. Juan Epstein says:

    More anti-Christian incitement that will later be denied as incitement following a leftist terror attack on Christians.

  16. ISTE Happy says:

    One of life’s cruel jokes.

    Cannabis eases the symptoms of arthritis.

    If you have arthritis rolling a joint is impossible…

    An enigma.

    *licking weed off the carpet and googling brownie recipes*

    • Because olo says:

      Ask Gus to borrow the bum manual. There’s all kinds of pot shit in there. Bum is the world’s oldest profession, and there’s a lot of collected knowledge in The Book of Bum.

    • Octopus says:

      When I smoked the stuff, nothing worked better or was more convenient and disposable than an aluminum foil pipe. You might know it as “aluminium,” if you’re some kind of foreigner.

    • Pakimon says:

      That’s why bongs were invented. πŸ˜€

      • Bunk X says:

        Aluminum foil thimble with pinholes embedded in a stale hard roll worked, too.

        • Because olo says:

          Or a toilet paper roll. Not that I know anything about this stuff. I’m more versed in penis penis penis lol.

          No, don’t try to make a bong out of a penis.

  17. ISTE Happy says:

    Mexican Christmas is firing guns in the air.

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    Huh boy. I’m stuffed full of turkey, ham, spinich soufle, dressing, whiskey sour punch, pie and candy. Now I’m forced to watch White Critmus with my wife and twin daughters. Oh if only I could be a big life success like Pot Pie Gimpy Gus or Fatso Shlongson of liberal tardsite LGF internet fame. Oh well, can’t have everything I guess.

  19. swamprat says:

    Merry Christmas to all:

    Little Green Footballs

    Diary of Daedalus


    Blessings to all.

  20. rightymouse says:

    Hope everyone had a lovely Christmas! We sure did at Chez Mouse and the inlaws.
    Great food, drink and company. πŸ™‚

  21. Octopus says:

    It’s not over, yet. Three more rollicking Christmas parties, and then we can chill. Here’s a great idea for your next sweater-themed Xmas hoe-down:

  22. Because olo says:

    Toot knows all the secret codewords and shit.

  23. Because olo says:

    Christmas feel-good story:

    Teh ‘hawk reunites lost little dog with family on Christmas day.

  24. Because olo says:

    I would be too, if I got whizzed on.

  25. rightymouse says:

    Trouble at the dumpster…

  26. Octopus says:

    Christmas ruiner! 😑

  27. Octopus says:

    So it was then, and still to this day…if they only knew. 😦

  28. Because olo says:

    Well, Toot. Trump never defended a rapist.

  29. Because olo says:

    πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

  30. Because olo says:

    πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

    • Octopus says:

      What a one-note loser. πŸ˜†

      • Bunk X says:

        The first black president was W.J. Clinton. The second one was only half-black.

        • rightymouse says:

          Fatso believes in the ‘one drop’ rule just like all the other Donk racists.

        • poteen2 says:

          Blowjob Billy was the first Black President. Bamster is the first woman President. ( The jeans fit well) As usual there’s nothing left for Hillary except prison reform from the inside.

    • windbag says:

      I’d be interested in seeing his documentation for increased conservative extremism. Daily Kos, Vox, Huffington Post, LGF, and Gus’ twitter feed aren’t reliable sources, so he’ll have to come up with something else to convince me.

      • Octopus says:

        There isn’t anything. Nada. The Right is less-conservative and more-inclusive than ever before, with women and blacks among the leading candidates early on in the presidential race. Chunky is projecting his own insanity, 24/7. πŸ˜†

        • Because olo says:

          And to prove your point, he proceeds to go on a tear about how great it is that an open homosexual writing for Breitbart gets Twitter gulaged. πŸ™„

        • windbag says:

          Exactly. It’s like the scene in Blazing Saddles where Mel Brooks is holding a meeting and expects everyone to add his “Harumphh” to the general hub bub. Lefties toss out accusations that they all know is true, and nobody has to check the facts, just be sure to add their “Harumphh” loud and clear. Ask for details and you’ll get an incredulous look and an exasperated, “Well, everybody knows that!!” Same effect you get when you ask Hillary supporters (or Hillary herself) to list her accomplishments.

          Lefties are insane children.

          • Octopus says:

            A lot of them really are, I agree. Then, there are the well-meaning, weak-minded ones, who just want to be on the “nice side” of every issue. My extended-family is rife with those. You should see their Facebook pages. πŸ˜†

  31. Because olo says:

    Found a bottle of Boone’s Farm in the dumpster.

    1 hour ago ;lsjdfg;lsjefg;oljsfg;ljsdgfp;jsefgp;ljaoefgp;ljofgp;sjefpsjergp;ojef;sjgfp;refgpaojergpo;sfjgpoafrjgpafgjerp;jgeasf[pjo
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago
    Frank Sinatra – Put Your Dreams Away
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago
    Come fly with me!
    1 hour ago
    All the, way.
    1 hour ago
    We’re good.
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago
    1 hour ago

    • Octopus says:

      Drinking the good stuff was a little too much, tonight. Got on top of ol’ Gustavo. Well, tomorrow’s another journey.

  32. Because olo says:

    • Calo says:

      Kwanza started today and ends December 31.

      Somewhere, somehow, a Hallmark girl is gonna mess up Ms Clintons message and pull Kwanza cards with old Christmas counter stock tomortow.

    • Bunk X says:

      Something about the 1st black President and the 1st half-black President come to mind.

        • Octopus says:

          Much as I loathe the idea of the Shrieking Harridan being elected President, I would be consoled by the massive potential for lurid scandal that would accompany Slick Willie on his second stay at the Intern Rodeo. You know he would get the old bent boner out, in pursuit of some fat-legged gal with starry eyes. He would be helpless to stop himself.

          • Bunk X says:

            Huma would be off limits. He’s been there, done that.

          • rightymouse says:

            There must be something heady about bj’s in a WH bathroom that he really wants to experience again. Not sure what’s in it for Shrillary.

          • Because olo says:

            The Wicked Witch of Chicago just wants the participation trophy (and probably expects a Nobel for something she might do int the future. Pulling the Clinton lever is really electing Acting President Abedin, who may be an improvement over Acting President Jarrett, but even that’s not clear.

            I could see Bill and Anthony having a good time while their wives make like they’re running the country. The two of them have a lot in common. Hey, I got an idea: Clinton/Weiner ’16. Because they’re both dick jokes.

          • rightymouse says:

            Anthony Weiner AND Bill Clinton in the White House. Not sure there’s enough hand sanitizer in the world to deal with those two.

          • rightymouse says:

            Or mouthwash.

          • Octopus says:

            Heheh…”heady.” I c u, ‘Mouse.

          • rightymouse says:

            Hee, hee, hee…… πŸ˜†

          • Because olo says:

            That’s “Headly” Lamarr.

  33. Because you're dumb says:

    Of course they have terrorists using their system very effectively. But they will protect you from “trolls” er something.

  34. rightymouse says:

    Nero has 125K followers compared to Fatso’s pathetic 15K. I smell JEALOUSY!

  35. Because olo says:

    πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

  36. Because olo says:

  37. ISTE letting go and lost says:

    The British and dental hygene.

    You know why we have bad teeth?

    We have fun with toothbrushes!

    Let one loose in bed at 3am and wait until it finds an innocent victim

    • Because olo says:

      That’s for somebody with cats. All I have is a vermin-hunting dog.

      • ISTE letting go and lost says:

        Oh no… it can be scaled up. Scrubbing brush sized, bigger motor. However, one that size is not recommended in bed. It may be fun but the resulting hospitalization and skin grafts required are both painful and expensive.

    • Bunk X says:

      3AM is the perfect time to let one loose in bed as long as it’s not too loud. Don’t wanna wake the missus.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s going up the nearest perv’s behind, as soon as it goes “hot.” Richard Gere, prepare thyself. πŸ˜†

  38. pineapple says:

    One of my biggest LOLs is when morons like Fatso continue to buy into this scam.

    • Because olo says:

      Even LOLer. Chowder heads like Toot who pretend to understand this shit by reciting alarmist talking points, and then screwing them up by saying incredibly hilarious shit like “CO2 stores heat”.

      I mean seriously. Get yourself a teleprompter, and make sure you’re not misreciting your own talking points. πŸ˜†

      • calo says:

        Regurgitated. Not sure if you have a Twitter account.

        If so, I’m sorry if I stepped on your toes.

        • Because olo says:

          No worry. I don’t tweet.

          • Octopus says:

            Chunky is rarely so embarrassingly hapless as when he tries to play five-ten year-old AGW talking-points, as current Sients. πŸ˜†

            Keep humping that chicken, Fatass. You amuse the kids with that routine.

  39. ISTE letting go and lost says:

    LOl.. shit just got real here.. O wish I could remember my Youtube login.

    Andrew LLoyd Webber, Phantom of The Opera, Theme tune, opening sequence. Played by fingers on a commercial laundry washer at one minute to go in final rinse.

  40. ISTE letting go and lost says:

    Link to my inspiration

  41. ISTE letting go and lost says:

    New project for “air keyboard”

    Going to need three washers and four dryers and a lot of dirty socks and twelve hands to do this!

  42. Because olo says:

    • windbag says:

      I’m pretty sure he avoids the soap, too.

      • Because olo says:

        He’s more the comic opera type. Where the orchestra plays “bum bum bum”…

      • Octopus says:

        Gus knows better than to drop the soap. He’s been in the tank, more than once.

        • Octopus says:

          Reminds me of the final (to this point) episode of “Love/Hate,” which I binged on this week. What happened to Fran…ouchie-culchie! Gus wouldn’t survive such a prison environment.

          I was obsessed by that series, btw. I had to see what happened next. I can’t recommend it for everyone. It’s dark, violent and very Irish. Thanks to me Irish future son-in-law’s (just speculation, but I see the signs) recommendation, for it. I can’t wait for the next season, or series as they call it over there. Should be coming out sometime in the next six months.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Sure. I he tries to avoid it by being on Twitter all day long everyday.

      Hey Gus when you’re addicted to something you keep doing it even though you are getting negative results.

  43. Because olo says:

    Toot haz a sad.

    • pineapple says:

      “There are actually people in America who believe β€œclimate change” is a real thing. This makes me sad.”

  44. Because olo says:

    A completely content-free tweet.

    • Octopus says:

      Stupido really believes this shit, doesn’t he? πŸ˜†

      • Because you're dumb says:

        It’s very nice of you to give him credit for having any sincere beliefs. I attribute that to your kindness and the holiday sentiment. IMO he has no character so his beliefs are kind of pointless. He’s just trying to manipulate people to follow him and hence maybe give him some of their money. Just a little fat loser rat, really.

        • Octopus says:

          I do think he is a “fat loser rat,” but he is very consistent in stating his stupido support for the long-discredited AGW-hypothesis, abandoned as it is by all its earliest founders and proponents. It’s a politics-based moneymaker now, but Fatass seems to really believe in the idiocy, or at least he pretends to being all in thrall. Does it matter? I don’t know. This is a very silly, stupid person we’re discussing. A pitiable wretch, begging in the internet streets, and coming up empty. You want to throw him a french fry, or a nickel.

          • Because olo says:

            Or a VW spark plug wire. Maybe he can get the Dukeymobile going again. He can get a mangey mutt from the local dumpster and name him Scooby Duke, and hit the road looking for a gig.

            And he can paint an orange peace symbol on the side with cheeto fingerprints.

          • Octopus says:

            This is getting too sad, now. πŸ˜₯

    • pineapple says:

      Libs like Fatso actually believe this shit. They need to be called out on it. They repeat lies like the PP videos were “deceptively edited” when they weren’t.

      “… according to a study of 1,868 scientists working in climate-related fields, conducted just this year by the PBL Netherlands Environment Assessment Agency, three in ten respondents said that less than half of global warming since 1951 could be attributed to human activity, or that they did not know.”

      Many more examples of the “97%” bullshit at this link.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        Chunk is just a moron liar with zero character. He believes nothing and knows even less.

      • Because olo says:

        The 97% number came from a single study out of Australia with enough holes in it to be mistaken for a Swiss cheese, written – just google “Cook Nazi uniform” – by a guy who likes to dress up in Nazi uniforms.

        A veritable cornucopia of weirdos.

  45. Octopus says:

    More amusing even than Stupido, is “Ash Vs. Evil Dead.” I guess you would want to be conversant with the earlier movies, including the Seminole Classic, “Teh Evul Daid.” The two sequels were pretty fun, too. The new series is funny, and Bruce Campbell is joined by a young JAP hottie, who is just delightful. The girl, not the guy who’s also joined his posse — the guy is weird. The girl is fire. Oh, and Lucy Lawless is in there, too. Getting older, but still hot.