Mr. Toot’s safe space extends even to email

As one of the pioneers of the safe space movement, Charles finds new ways to make sure he avoids “micro aggression.” His latest method is to prevent emails that criticize him from reaching him.

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” lang=”en”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Very handy for preventing trolls from using our contact form to send hate mail.</p>&mdash; Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) <a href=”″>December 21, 2015</a></blockquote>

Charles needs his safe space.

[Update: Apparently Charles deleted his Corpulent Tweet of Awesome.]


108 Comments on “Mr. Toot’s safe space extends even to email”

  1. Octopus says:

    We have to go back to this special, safe place…one more time:

    • Octopus says:

      I just realized, that Cartman is the Young Chunky McDumbth, writ-large. “Respect My Authoriteh!” “In My Safe Space.” All the classic Cartman moments, are applicable to Fatass’s “adult personality.” It’s uncanny.

      Listen to the misogyny, blended with racism, and tell me this isn’t Fatass On Parade:

      • OLT's Five Ways That Ain't Stalker Charles says:

        I respectfully disagree.

        Cartman, although full of bigotry and rage, is SMART. His many failed schemes are matched only by his outrageous successes.

        He’s the Babe Ruth of hate crimes.

        Stalker Charles could never have exacted revenge on Scott Tenorman. It’s all our boy can do to defeat a sack of Cheetos.

        • Octopus says:

          Point taken. Chunky would have ended up in the chili, his own fat self. Scott would have gotten the last laugh for sure.

  2. Because olo says:

    If he’s going to avoid micro aggression, he’s going to have to do something about that micro penis penis penis lol.

    • Octopus says:

      Pannus pannus pannus LOL!

      😯 😆

      • Octopus says:

        The previous video led me to this one, which clearly illustrates the hazards of exhibiting beer-balls, aka, drunk-courage. I’ve seen this in person, and it hasn’t ended well. Caution, ye imbibers. Check your societal peeves, before you go out. 😆

        • Because you're dumb says:

          LOL! Keepin’ it real!!

        • Arachne says:

          Be sure to show the police the video, there, princess. Then Google “fighting words.”
          You’re lucky the entire crowd didn’t throw your drunk, skanky ass to the ground and take a free kick at you.

  3. Because you're dumb says:

    How ’bout those Lions!

    • Octopus says:

      Yes, how about these godforsaken Loins?

      I fully expect them to turn this second-half into a clown-show, and eventually lose…except for the fact that losing is what the franchise needs, at this point. So, they’ll prolly just look ridiculous and win, thus screwing up their draft-position further.

      Note: the Saints are just as horrible, which is why the Loins are talking about stealing their coach. 😆

      • Because you're dumb says:

        Hope. It’s what springs eternal!!

      • Arachne says:

        When it comes to the Saints, all I can say is “I’ll always have 2009.”

        • Octopus says:

          At least you have that, Arachne. At least you have that.

          • Arachne says:

            True “dat”.
            In many ways, I never want the Saints to see a Super Bowl again. I know that sounds awful and disloyal, but when they were in the Big Show, I couldn’t enjoy the damn game and drink and eat with wild and reckless abandon. Because the score actually mattered!!!

          • Octopus says:

            I would like to live and die with the Lions like that, just once before I go too senile to watch TV. I’ve had my good sports times with the Wolverines, and lately the Spartans. I’ve been to the mountain-top with the Tigers, Red Wings and Pistons, on many occasions. The Lions have brought nothing but angst. And I don’t put any stock in last night’s win, with the Saints fielding a historically-bad defensive unit. In any games that matter, the Lions will always come up short, usually in some kind of mind-numbing, catastrophic way. That includes allowing themselves to be donkey-punched by the refs, as they were in the playoffs last year, and this year against Seattle and Green Bay.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      And they were talking about how Brees had all these new weapons to throw to. Instead the poor guy ends up playing with what is obviously a sprained ankle. Grit appreciated but it ain’t happenin’ tonight. Very exciting Lion’s offense! This is how the Bengals started getting better. With solid offense.

  4. Because olo says:


  5. Because you're dumb says:

    Donald Trump says Hillary Clinton bathroom break was “disgusting,” as his supporters laugh and cheer
    24 minutes ago

  6. kbdabear says:


  7. Because olo says:

    Huma’s got one of those?

  8. kbdabear says:

    We could just as easily post “Charles Johnson fans kill 14 in San Bernardino”

  9. Octopus says:

    I was gwine to post some songs from Billy Gibbons’s Spanglish new record, “Perfectamundo,” which I’ve been enjoying the shit out of the past couple of weeks. Then I came across this soulful noodlin’, and here you go:

  10. Octopus says:

    About that other, if you like real music, give it a twirl:

  11. Octopus says:


  12. Octopus says:

    Teh Sterno Centurion ain’t takin’ no sheeit!

    Don’t try me. I see through it.
    4 hours ago

    It’s all about being a blind leftist.
    4 hours ago

    No stupid people allowed.
    4 hours ago

    You tell ’em, Gustavo.

  13. Pakimon says:


    He said “Schlonged”. 😆

  14. Because you're dumb says:

    Trump: In 2008 Hillary “Got Schlonged.” Yes, he really said this.
    11 hours ago

    OK I know its the Left coast. But still I notice by the standards of actual business people, Chunky sleeps in pretty much every day. Since he thinks he’s superior to Trump, do you think he thinks Trump sleeps in every day and then just asks people to give him money?

  15. Because you're dumb says:

    This is a very twisted human being. @simonowens
    12 hours ago

    But I’m like super wholesome and totally together. Um could you give me some money? Because I don’t actually make any money being a professional craphead.

    – Chunkles McJohnsuck, Internet ontrapunnerer er something.

  16. Because you're dumb says:

    • Because you're dumb says:

      The comments were pretty entertaining. A gender fluid man-hating freakazoid caused a dust up on aisle 3. Funny stuff.

      Realy, what exactly does the man do then? Does he get morning sickness? Lactation issues? Swollen feet? Problems with reflux? Does he have to bear the pain of contractions or pushing something the size of a watermelon out of an opening the size of a golf ball? Is it he who must be restitched from his v to his a? Does a man do the breast pumping, feeding, etc.?

      So then the manz don’t count. Anyway the idiot got seriously jumped by a lot of serious parent-like people.

      • Octopus says:

        The man gains sympathy-weight, suffers from the woman’s hormonal swings and post-partum depression, has to hear the baby crying all the time, and the cost of raising the baby cuts into his discretion-spending fund severely. It’s rough, man. 😆

  17. Because you're dumb says:

    Donald Trump Supporter Arrested for Making Bombs to Attack Muslims
    33 minutes ago
    Politifact’s 2015 Lie of the Year: Everything Donald Trump Says
    34 minutes ago
    Tonight We Learned Donald Trump Thinks It’s “Disgusting” When Women Have to Urinate – and the Audience Cheered
    34 minutes ago
    Donald Trump: In 2008, Hillary “Got Schlonged”
    35 minutes ago

    Wait. We did all this yesterday, right? And he wants money for this?

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    LOL! 31 Rock with Sarah Palin as Tina Fey’s moron character. Wonder what the bitter old Fatso will make of this.

    • Octopus says:

      I already got more laughs from that, than I got from the 2-3 episodes I suffered through of “30 Rock.” God, that was a bad show! The Left keeps telling us that Tina Fey is hilarious, and hot — no, she’s not! She was lousy at SNL, and even worse on this shitty show. Her movies are gross, too.

  19. Juan Epstein says:

    OK people. Yes “Schlong” is used in Yiddish. Yiddish is derived from a mix of German and Hebrew.

    Shlange is snake in German.

    It’s a German word.

  20. Octopus says:

    I love this. YMMMV. 😆

    • Because you're dumb says:

      LMAO! I almost choked on my pretzels. We took the kids (intended!) to a cooperative farm at Antioch college a few years ago and they had some little goats. They’re adorable as they stand there staring at you, totally calm but bellowing and screeching hysterically.

      • Octopus says:

        Our kids still like to go to the petting farm at Domino’s Farms, in Ann Arbor. We’ve visited there at least once a year, since they were in grade school. Goats are mental. 😆

        The one being interviewed in Spanish reminds me of Vicious B, from the swamp. Same personality.

  21. Juan Epstein says:

    He probably meant to say “shalacked”. Or however you spell it.

  22. Octopus says:

    There are too many knee-slappers in this rant to note, so here’s the whole juicy hissy-fit. 😆


    College Op-Ed: The Phrase ‘Man Cave’ Is Offensive
    November 17, 2015 3:08 PM @KATTIMPF

    Your room name is hurting people. According to a recent student op ed, a bro-dude calling a room in his house a “man cave” is not just obnoxious but truly harmful to women and a “disgusting patriarchal myth.”

    “While I think it’s perfectly acceptable, and even healthy, to have separate spaces where one can enjoy time alone, the gendered language around ‘man cave’ is pretty gross,” Kalani Ruidas writes in a piece for Golden Gate Xpress, San Francisco State University’s official student newspaper. Lest you think that what a dude decides to call a room in his own house isn’t hurting anyone, Ruidas wants you to know that the idea of a “man cave” amounts to a “passive dig at femininity” — yes, the very idea of femininity! — because it’s like saying that “women are such a burden that they’re restricted from that zone.” (Of course, some people might think that some rooms are called “man caves” just because they’re filled with traditionally “man-like” things. However, intelligent people know that this could not be the case because gender roles obviously do not exist.)

    “They’re the makings of a shrine to big business that has man-cavers nostalgic for a time when they were happy . . . guys should get over the feudalistic idea of a man cave allowing them to be the ‘lord of their manor’ in a room they can call their own,” Ruidas explains in her piece, which is titled “Man Caves Perpetuate Patriarchy.”

    In addition to perpetuating patriarchy, Ruidas argues, “man caves” can also make racism worse . . . because “a man cave is a place where a man devolves into a grunting subhuman that leaves sexist and racist comments on message boards, then furiously masturbates to free porn.” 😆 “The sewing room or craft room, to which a woman might retreat, is identified by the action that takes place there,” Ruidas explains.

    So the phrase “man cave” is sexist, but saying that a woman’s dream spare room would look similar to a JoAnn Fabrics is not? Okay, got it. Thankfully, we have all of these college kids to teach us the lessons we’d never be smart enough to realize on our own

    Read more at:

  23. Octopus says:


    The most-misogynist loser on the internets is trying to score feminist-points with the schlonging. 😆

    • OLT's Five Ways That Ain't Stalker Charles says:

      Every time I here a ProgLib make this “point”, I see people going through Sarah Palin’s garbage and belittling her children while questioning their parentage.

      • OLT's Five Ways That Ain't Stalker Charles says:

        “Hear”, dammit.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        And howling with delight when her privacy is violated. Or her young pretty daughter who’s not even in politics gets knocked down and made upset by some beered up morons.

    • Because olo says:

      Beware the mortal schlong of penis penis penis lol.

    • kbdabear says:

      Kind of like how leftist men hide their racism, homophobia, misogyny, and snobbery behind fealty to leftist politicians and dogma.

  24. Because olo says:

    Actually, I’m kind of fond of boobs myself, but

    Schlong schlong schlong lol.

  25. Because you're dumb says:

    I’m posting this to cheer up Chunky. Because I sense some penis penis penis LOL envy in addition to bank account envy when he looks at other people on the Twitters and the Interwebz and the Telly. Like Trump’s popular and filthy rich, Carson’s smart and filthy rich, Searcy’s an acting stud and filthy rich. And so on. I think it puts him in a bad mood.

  26. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. More apostasy.

    • Octopus says:

      That’s a very comprehensive article. I knew Tyson was a moonbat pounding the proggie-drum, but I didn’t realize he was this completely lost. I stopped paying attention to him when I heard his clueless views on teh Warmening.

  27. Because olo says:

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  29. Octopus says:

    Getting fired-up for the big Bama takedown next week.

  30. pineapple says:

    My post never showed up…… moderation? It used to tell me.

    I tried posting again and it said “Hey that’s a duplicate post!”


  31. Because olo says:


  32. Because olo says:

    >>> Corpulent Tweet of Awesome

    This needs to get archived somewhere.

  33. pineapple says:

    Great to see Trump “schlonging” Shitlary, the media, and the libs.

    His poll numbers will rise some more.

  34. Because olo says:

  35. Because olo says:

    As opposed to not bathing?