Lame humor example 1000

This has to be the 1000th example of lame humor on the part of Charles. He tweets out during the Democrat debate a mockery of religious people who pray.

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Lame.

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124 Comments on “Lame humor example 1000”

  1. Pakimon says:

    It a beautiful Sunday afternoon and Pakimog say time for Christmas NFL sooper happy fun time!

    First up, the Jaguars are in the playoff hunt (thanks to being in the AFC’s stinkiest division) and host birdmen from Atlanta.

    Hopefully St. Nick won’t drop a steamy “yule log” on Pakimog’s day and Jags win and keep hopes alive!.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Santa came and gave me a win over the 49ers. They’re back in stride after losing our excellent QB Andy Dalton last week.

      Mess with the Bengals and you will get JUMPED!

  2. Pakimon says:

    Tonight, the Eagles also in playoff hunt (thanks to being in the NFC’s stinkiest division) and host more birdmen from Arizona.

    Hopefully St. Nick won’t drop a steamy “yule log” on Pakimog’s night and Eagles win and keep hopes alive!.

  3. Because olo says:

    Funny thing is, he’s a lot funnier when he’s not trying to be.

    • ISpeakJive says:

    • SpaceAllah says:

      Three Chin Charlie has no room (for anything, but) to talk about anyone being off the scale. When your options for getting an accurate weight reading has narrowed to airports and highway weigh stations, you should consider using some tact about saying who’s off the scale. Also, nicely veiled racist comment about Hispanics there, Fuckhead.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Slime is what dumb guitarists call superior IQ.

      Sure Chunk, people who laugh at your stupidity are slimy er something.

      If he’s slimy then what’s a smelly old fat ex-guitarist that’s trying to drum up money on the interwebz?

  4. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. Vlaams Belang made the NYT, and Toot wasn’t consulted. 😆 😆 😆

    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/20/magazine/has-europe-reached-the-breaking-point.html?_r=0

  5. ISpeakJive says:

  6. Still funnier than Amy Schumer. “Not one of these candidates has commented on my vagina.”

    • Octopus says:

      Your vagina is like sleeve-of-wizard, Amy. Now you happy?

      • Because olo says:

        You know, a ‘sleeve’ just might help. That’s what they do to old engine blocks that have been bored oversize too many times.

        • Octopus says:

          John Cena, co-star of “Trainwreck,” said he couldn’t get the old joke-y image of “throwing a hotdog down a hallway” out of his mind, during the sex-scene. I thought that was a little mean, but hey, he was there.

  7. Octopus says:

    I just hope he doesn’t ruin ponytails. 😯

  8. Octopus says:

    This has been out for a week, and this is at least the third time you’ve posted it, Fatass. The content is a little thin! 😡

  9. Octopus says:

    ISIS is contained! Yay, Obama!

  10. Bunk X says:

  11. Because olo says:

    Weeeeeeeeeeee…

    No shit.
    43 minutes ago
    John is kind of dumb. That’s cool. @JohnFugelsang
    44 minutes ago
    John Fugelsang is kind of dumb.
    46 minutes ago
    Night and day.
    51 minutes ago
    Frank.
    53 minutes ago
    Whatever. twitter.com/60Minutes/stat…
    55 minutes ago
    Big horns.
    56 minutes ago
    It happened.
    56 minutes ago
    No dummies.
    57 minutes ago
    I’ll have nothing to do with communists.
    58 minutes ago

    • Octopus says:

      I’m starting to really like Gus. Not in my backyard, mind ye. I just like the way he goes Dark Side Of Teh Moon, when he’s howling at the frigid skies on a winter’s night, all warmed-up on the sterno. He’s a loose cannon, on the decks of Moonbat Mothership. He’s fired more than one volley into the Captain’s Quarters, he has. 😆

    • Because you're dumb says:

      “I’ll have nothing to do with communists.”

      Wha???

  12. Because olo says:

    Looks like you took that advice….

  13. kbdabear says:

  14. Juan Epstein says:

    Good news for Charles coming out of Vegas….

  15. Bunk X says:

    Little Isadore wishes everyone a Merry Christmas.

  16. Octopus says:

    This goes out to Pam…

  17. mfhorn says:

    Of course the Democratic candidates didn’t suggest prayer. Government is a better solution, and is more powerful, than God.

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    For some reason the idiotic reporters call this a robbery gone wrong. Sounds to me like a robbery gone RIGHT!

    Off-duty Baltimore cop kills robbery suspect brandishing toy gun
    Published December 20, 2015 FoxNews.com

    An off-duty Baltimore cop shot and killed an armed robbery suspect who police say tried to rob the officer with what turned out to be a toy gun.

    The shooting Saturday at 1:30 a.m. on a block of homes decorated with Christmas lights in the Baltimore suburb of Linthicum Heights was being investigated by Anne Arundel County Police, Fox 45 reported. Police said, according to the the station, that the officer fired in self-defense. They identified the robbery suspect as 32-year-old Edel Moreland.

    “We feel very bad for the Moreland family to deal with the loss of a son especially around the holidays,” Anne Arundel Police Lt. Ryan Frashure told the station. “I’m sorry, our condolences to the family. Our condolences to the Baltimore city officer. It’s a very unfortunate incident to be placed into.”

    http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2015/12/19/off-duty-officer-shoots-robbery-suspect-brandishing-toy-gun/

    • Octopus says:

      I fully expect the officer to be brought up on murder charges. I mean, it was a toy gun. He killed a young black man who was only playing with a toy. At Christmas time. He was probably bringing the toy home to his little brother.

  19. Because olo says:

    New hobby donkey.

    And now the Republican Party’s leading candidate for president of the US is a Birther.
    13 hours ago
    I’ve been pointing out for years at LGF that the right wing Birther movement is still very much alive.
    13 hours ago
    It’s always good when right wingers clarify who they really think should pay for their agenda. @davidfrum
    13 hours ago
    Anyone who paid attention to the hundreds of thousands of comments posted at right wing media sites could have predicted this.
    13 hours ago
    Nope, Birtherism wasn’t dead at all, was it? It’s now one of the driving forces in the GOP presidential campaign.
    13 hours ago
    Remember when the media were telling us Birtherism was dead and we should just roll over and go back to sleep?
    13 hours ago

  20. Because olo says:

    I love this lady. Smart and gorgeous is a hard combination to beat.

  21. Octopus says:

    I’ve missed Triumph… 🙂

  22. kbdabear says:

    Hmmm… who knew that being an Internet Star and all sorts of relevant doesn’t pay the bills!

    Maybe Toot should reconsider that “million dollar offer” and dust off the Stratocaster…

    Get rich or die vlogging: The sad economics of internet fame

    http://fusion.net/story/244545/famous-and-broke-on-youtube-instagram-social-media/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=socialshare&utm_content=desktop+top

    • Octopus says:

      And those are SUCCESSFUL internet personalities, who are waiting tables and scrounging for tips. Imagine the wretched, grinding poverty of a totally-ignored 63-yr-old pariah…yeesh! 😯

      We still dig ya, Chunky, baby. I might even toss a few bucks in your begging bowl for Christmas, if you amuse me well this week. I need something good, though. Review the Weiner and Menuboard files, for comps.

    • Because olo says:

      I think that was “a million or two”. Of all the risible things Toot’s ever said, that’s gotta be the granddaddy. 😆 😆 😆

    • OLT's Five Ways That Ain't Stalker Charles says:

      Obama voter whines like a bitch about Obama economy.

      Vlog at eleven. Or not; I plan to go to bed.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      OK I read that article and then followed through to her YouTube channel that has a sampling of their videos. Maybe I had one too many whiskey’s last night but the one girl’s voice is so harsh and strident I had to turn it down. And quite frankly what I saw was TERRIBLE. That’s their real problem. A talent deficit. They fancy themselves hip and edgy but they don’t know enough to shock even me or interest me. And it didn’t sound written or scripted. These chicks need to get a job and stop goofing around on Youtube and calling it “acting and writing”.

      I can definitely relate too because I had a career in music at one time. In that, I went to music school, got a degree, did a lot of freelance gigs for low money that didn’t really pay my bills. When I worked cruise ships I’d make decent money but…..you have to LIVE on a cruise ship. It gets real old. I realized I wasn’t good enough to compete with the guys who were doing the studio quality work and big shows. At some point I realized this just isn’t panning out. Nobody makes a career of 4th trumpet. Except maybe Pete Barbudi

      🙂

  23. PayMe2CopyPaste says:

    No cheers for the copy-paste business model of the ThinContent/FatAss Editor in Chief 😆

    • OLT's Five Ways That Ain't Stalker Charles says:

      Gary, maybe you should check out what Stalker Charles did to the “brand”. Maybe see what’s left of it.

      I’m not sure the verb “to use” can apply to the remains.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      The brand has been Chunky. But now it’s pure cheese.

    • Octopus says:

      The thing is, Fatass, you tweeted the story out under your own twitter-name. And you don’t agree with it? You just tweet things out, willy-nilly, whether you agree with them or not?

      Not the soundest business plan, I fear. But, you’re the boss. You seem to be doing great business, raking in the cash and whatnot. 😆

  24. Because you're dumb says:

    Donald Trump Supporter Arrested For Making Bombs to Attack Muslims lgf.bz/1QGlNZQ
    23 minutes ago

    Wow. That’s like that fan of Chunkles Johnsuck murdering 69 people and (and injuring many more) in Norway. It’s obviously Trump and Johnsuck’s fault.

  25. kbdabear says:

    If Toot mentions this at all, it will be “horror at all the RACISSST comments on Breitbart!”

  26. rightymouse says:

    Lindsey Graham is out. Why he thought he was a viable candidate is beyond me.
    http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/graham-my-wing-of-the-party-has-collapsed/article/2578850

  27. Because you're dumb says:

    Fuck you. @theprophecy005
    39 minutes ago

    Wow. It’s like every other answer now.

  28. Because you're dumb says:

    Politifact’s 2015 Lie of the Year: Everything Donald Trump Says lgf.bz/1RBWfNI
    17 minutes ago

    • Because olo says:

      Looks like it got deleted. 😆

      “Tonight we learned Donald Trump thinks it’s disgusting when women have to urinate.
      28 minutes ago”

      ‘Samater, Toot? Cat gots ur tongue? 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  29. Because olo says:

    Uh-oh. Another Toot Original… 😆 😆 😆 😆