Mr. Toot’s take on the CNN GOP debate

Charles has a thread mocking the CNN Republican party debate.

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Republicans do not fear Muslims, people are just not under the illusion that Islam is a peace loving entity. Funny, there was a time Charles feared Muslims. But now, he fears Flemish Nationalists and Christians.

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75 Comments on “Mr. Toot’s take on the CNN GOP debate”

  1. Juan Epstein says:

    Little Muslim boy pointing a finger gun.

  2. Because olo says:

    The truth of the matter is that Muslims are a McGuffin. Nobody give a crap about them. The pissedoffitude you’re seeing is directed at the ruling class. The guillotines aren’t for Mahmood; they’re for all the feckless old white “leaders” here and in Europe.

  3. Octopus says:

    So, the people of Paris and San Bernardino are just a bunch of fearful ninnies, for being concerned about their friends and family being blown away by Islamist terrorists. That’s a very rational take, Chunky. Good work! Here, let me empty your drool-cup for you…there you go.

  4. Because olo says:

    Says the guy who’s every third word starts with “f”, and ends in “k”.

  5. Juan Epstein says:

    ISIS is just trolling Pamela Gellar.

  6. ISpeakJive says:

    Does John Kasich ever talk without doing those weird hand gestures that look like his fingers are glued together?

    Righty, isn’t he your Gov?

  7. pineapple says:

    I think they just attacked didn’t they dummy?

  8. pineapple says:

  9. Because you're dumb says:

    So I think everyone agrees white people who are afraid of nice brown people worshipping how they like is a bad thing. It’s just that there ARE NO SUCH PEOPLE! I think they all died off like TWO GENERATIONS ago. Even the freaks in prison are racists purely out of self-defense. When you watch those shows they’re like “I just have to stay with people who look like me or I’ll end up shanked by some other racist freak.”

    Islamist murderers have ruined it for everyone. It’s not the people horrified by them that have caused this problem. People like Chunky especially are just hoping to not get chosen for special Allah punishment for not joining the death cult. They WANT to keep it random. Chunky knows all those years of jihad bashing have drawn a special line across his throat. So he’s hoping to appease the murderers coming for him and that they choose easier soft targets or someone who’s still fighting the good fight like Pam Geller or Sarah Palin. That’s why he’s such a fricking little coward bitch puss. Instead of defending our brave women, the little titty encumbered whore is using them as human shields for his worthless mediocre ass.

    OK this is Francis lightening up. 🙂

  10. Because you're dumb says:

    http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/12/15/monster-snowstorm-denver-breaks-daily-snowfall-record/

    Wow! I think the climate must be changing because we never had snow before.

    LOL!

  11. Because olo says:

    Lulz

  12. Because you're dumb says:

    Oh hey. It’s the famous Fuck Face wit.

    Please do me a favor and fuck off. @galoncesta
    18 minutes ago

    Here’s Bing counting his blessings.

    One thing he notes is even when his bank account is low, he still counts his blessings. Fuck Face instead tries to swindle people online and when they don’t cooperate he tells them to fuck off. Unlike Bing, clearly he has no blessings to count. Nor class.

  13. Because olo says:

    Says Captain Milyo…

  14. Because olo says:

    It’s Sterno time…

    Wow! LOL!
    1 hour ago
    We are at war!
    1 hour ago
    Oh shit. Ben Carson. PC.
    1 hour ago
    Fort Dix! Drink! Patriot act!
    1 hour ago
    I vote for Marco!
    1 hour ago
    This is good.
    1 hour ago
    I like Marco Rubio. #GOPDebate
    1 hour ago
    Banning metadata protected white people.
    1 hour ago
    ISIS is the right wing’s climate change. LOL! #GOPDebate
    1 hour ago
    Troops on the ground in America! — John Kasich
    1 hour ago

  15. JimboXL says:

    How many Dim debates have there been anyway? 1? Hillary is so unlikeable and Dim policies so detached from reality, annoying and grating that the Dim Committee has to hide her and the other creatures away lest they frighten and irritate normal people.

    I cannot think of a more unlikeable and annoying political figure than Hillary and quite honestly have to ask if anyone is just plain dumb enough to pull the lever for her, which further explains Dim leader efforts to flood the country with illiterate illegal Dim voters to pull the lever instead. She even makes Jeb Bush look likeable which is perhaps an accomplishment she could list in her impressive resume.

  16. JimboXL says:

    Let’s talk about fear and how it drove the progressives to abandon all reality and applaud the dumbest, absolute dumbest plan on the planet of earth which proposes that they will control the temperature of the entire planet. These are the people making fun, saying we can’t build a secure wall along our border because its too big and just impossible. They are actually talking about controlling the temperature of the entire planet with a straight face. It almost leaves you speechless and then you understand that yes there are people just plain dumb enough to vote for Hillary.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Somebody said that we should put giant smog-cleaning machines around Beijing for when they have an inversion layer.

      I think we should get the Sharper Image people right on that.

  17. Because you're dumb says:

    Sprinklers. That’s how you control heat. Everybody knows that.

  18. Pakimon says:

    The fat ponytailed pot calling the kettle black.

    I can’t even… 😆

  19. Look, because I fasten my seatbelt when I drive, does that mean I’m “living in fear” of other drivers? Does the fact that I wash my hands after handling raw chicken mean that I’ve “given into fear” of Salmonella? No, it means I am taking common sense measure to protect myself.

    Irrational fear would be something like, oh I don’t know, suspending Constitutional Rights to deny law-abiding Americans the right to own a gun.

    • Because olo says:

      Many uptinkles.

    • Cas says:

      I think your analogy would be more accurate if you added that you are fastening your seatbelt because you were living in fear of a particular subset of drivers who–for whatever reason(s)–had it in for people like you, whatever the “you-ness” actually was… and wanted to crash into you or sabotage your car so it would crash, or something like that.

      • Pakimon says:

        I don’t see where he said he was “living in fear” of other drivers, be it a subset or in general.

        His analogy seems accurate enough to me as it stands.

        The whole “living in fear” mantra is just a ploy The Left uses to project their own fears and paranoia onto those who disagree with them.

        Conservatives tend to take action to create their “safe spaces” while liberals tend to just whine, snivel and stamp their feet like petulant two-year-olds.

  20. Because you're dumb says:

    Whites are the terrorists because moron psycho-babble glurge or something. Be sure to squinch your eyes so you can pretend the idiot things coming out of your mouth might be true.

    http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/12/12/nyu-prof-expand-the-logic-of-terrorism-to-talk-about-white-racial-terrorism/

  21. Because you're dumb says:

    Hard not to notice how a lot of the political “activists” on twitter seem like marketing accounts or are scam artists.
    1 hour ago

    Gus meets clue bat.

  22. Because you're dumb says:

    The Breitbart hacks all agree, Donald Trump was an absolute genius tonight.
    10 hours ago

    And what do all the LGF hacks all agree? Oh right it’s an obscure crappy web disaster ran by a whack-a-doodle who completely reversed ALL of his opinions in practically one day. So no one gives a shit except us purely for the jokes value.

  23. PeteP says:

    Chuckie the Clown has become very fearful since he turned left: fear of conservatives, fear of white people, fear of guns, fear of Christians, fear of strong conservative women, fear of free speech, fear of Vlaams Belang, fear of secure borders, fear of Fox News, fear of the GOP, fear of “right-wing terrorism”, fear of Donald Trump, fear of pro-life supporters, fear of man-woman marriage advocates…….yep, it goes on and on.

  24. Because olo says:

    OT-

    Boobs rule.

  25. […] This ‘Fear’ rhetoric is a back-handed way for the left — people so frightened by words that they require Speech Codes and Safe Spaces — to call Republicans cowards, and portray themselves as brave for standing strong in their politically correct Groupthink. The meme is summed up by this has-been, washed-up blogger desperately trying to suck up to the Democrat Left: […]

  26. Because you're dumb says:

    After all the wailing in last night’s debate about the SB terrorists posting jihad msgs on social media, turns out they never did. Classic
    1 hour ago

    What’s classic is Chunk’s helping to make the very point he’s been arguing against. Since we can’t tell a refugee from a jihadi it’s probably best to halt immigration from that region as Trump said.

  27. pineapple says:

    Fatso, the king of deleting posts that run contrary to his whacked out world view, complains about getting a post of his deleted.

    This stuff writes itself sometimes, kudos to the guy who deleted it.

    Fatso posted said post on LGF (he must have saved it) so his lapdogs could fawn over his deleted “brilliance”..

    I tried reading it but my eyes started to roll back it my head from boredom after a couple of paragraphs….. no wonder the guy deleted it…. tldr.

  28. Octopus says:

    I want to fly like this…

  29. Octopus says:

    Basically, it’s Chunky’s “F— off.” Libturds can’t handle any kind of discussion. It’s not safe. 😆

  30. Octopus says:

    I found a really good TV show, that I can binge-watch during the holidays. It’s called “Love/Hate,” and it’s an Irish series about drug-traffickers in Dublin. The first season was fantastic, and only four episodes. Very realistic and violent at times. You get to see Dublin, too, which is very unusual — they don’t do a lot of TV or moviemaking there.

    • ISpeakJive says:

      Sounds good. Some Scottish friends recommended Bletchley Park as a good mini-series this winter. Mind you, these guys’ favorite show is Doc Martin, so take that with a grain of salt.

      Since I’m pretty much beached on the couch lately, we’ve binge watched “The Man in the High Castle” (so-so, the Nazi Ubergrouponfuhreraftermeister guy is amazing), Catastrophe (romcom with Rob Delaney), and Master of None with Aziz Ansari (quirky, he’s cute, can’t stand his girlfriend.)

      • Octopus says:

        Thanks for the tips — I’ll check those. I forgot about “High Castle,” which looked like a must-see for WWII nerds like me. Bletchley Park, likewise. Romcoms are a no, and I didn’t laugh much during Aziz’s last comedy special, but we’ll see.

  31. Because olo says:

    “Fear’s closest cousin is hatred”.

    WTF is up with this cheeto prose? I mean REALLY, Toot? 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

  32. kbdabear says:

    Yeh, it is hilarious when someone pretends to know about tech, you’ve given us lots of laughs here, Toot.

  33. kbdabear says:

    Let’s see what Dr Charles Toot Johnson has gotten wrong about the SCIENCE! he claims to know so much about in just the last few days….

    “CO2 STORES heat” – CO2 TRAPS heat

    “Fear’s closest cousin is hatred” – total ignorance of the “fight or flight” instinct or what triggers adrenaline from the glandular system, or creates urgent incentive in the cognitive.

  34. Because olo says:

    “Fuck yeah, I’m an SJW”

    – Icarus Toot

  35. Because olo says: