Charles admits he needs followers

Mr. Toot is up to his usual again on Twitter. His new target to get attention is Marc Caputo, who retweeted an article from Milo at Breitbart. At the end of the exchange, Charles admits what he is up to.





Charles gets into Twitter fights to draw attention and hopes of gaining followers.

Just for fun, the Flemish menace returns!



96 Comments on “Charles admits he needs followers”

  1. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Bunk. No one from Belgium contacted you Chubby, you worthless fat POS.

    / not that you read here

  2. Octopus says:

    He desperately needs followers, and funding. Nobody retweets his glurge, and nobody donates a sou to his GoFundMe, besides himself in drag. When we have a laff at his dismal failures in the begging profession, he goes in and dumps a sock-sawbuck in the bowl. Too funny! 😆

    • Because olo says:

      Even the warmistas are cold to somebody who runs around with an “I’m and idiot” sign by saying breathtakingly stupid shit like “CO2 stores heat”. I mean, even lunatics have standards. Some of them, anyway.

  3. Octopus says:

    I wonder if Chunky agrees with his Warmening Hero, James Hansen, who says the new climate deal is a complete joke. It’s kind of embarrassing, because Fatass has already been patting his Unicorn Messiah on his mom-jeans-clad rump, for saving the planet from the poison gas CO2. It’s a vicious little squabble, like the one we enjoyed earlier this evening between Deray and Shaun King. 😆

    There are some funny things in this article besides the libturd-on-libturd backstabbery, such as the idea that Hansen is “respected,” and of course Kerry’s idiotic meandering is always good for some yuks.

    The Godfather Of Climate Change Calls Obama’s Deal “A Fraud, It’s Bullshit”
    Tyler Durden’s pictureSubmitted by Tyler Durden on 12/13/2015 13:00 -0500

    Carbon Emissions Global Warming New York Times Obama Administration President Obama Testimony White House

    Amid all the self-congratulatory mutual masturbation that has effused since the “historic” signing of a climate ‘deal’ with no enforcement mechanism, few are better qualified (or more outspoken) to describe the utter farce that COP21 is than former NASA scientist James Hansen, who as The Guardian notes, is considered the father of global awareness of climate change…

    “It’s a fraud really, a fake,” he says, rubbing his head. “It’s just bullshit for them to say: ‘We’ll have a 2C warming target and then try to do a little better every five years.’ It’s just worthless words. There is no action, just promises. As long as fossil fuels appear to be the cheapest fuels out there, they will be continued to be burned.”

    The talks, intended to reach a new global deal on cutting carbon emissions beyond 2020, have spent much time and energy on two major issues: whether the world should aim to contain the temperature rise to 1.5C or 2C above preindustrial levels, and how much funding should be doled out by wealthy countries to developing nations that risk being swamped by rising seas and bashed by escalating extreme weather events.

    But, according to Hansen, the international jamboree is pointless unless greenhouse gas emissions aren’t taxed across the board. He argues that only this will force down emissions quickly enough to avoid the worst ravages of climate change.
    Hansen has been a nagging yet respected voice on climate change since he shot to prominence in the summer of 1988.

    The Nasa scientists, who had been analyzing changes in the Earth’s climate since the 1970s, told a congressional committee that something called the “greenhouse effect” where heat-trapped gases are released into the atmosphere was causing global warming with a 99% certainty.

    A New York Times report of the 1988 testimony includes the radical suggestion that there should be a “sharp reduction in the burning of coal, oil and other fossil fuels that release carbon dioxide”, a plea familiar to those who have watched politicians who have traipsed up to the lectern or interviewer’s microphone in Paris over the past two weeks.
    After that, things started to get a little difficult for Hansen. He claims the White House altered subsequent testimony, given in 1989, and that Nasa appointed a media overseer who vetted what he said to the press. They held practice press conferences where any suggestion that fossil fuels be reduced was considered political and unscientific, and therefore should not be uttered.

    “Scientists are trained to be objective,” Hansen says. “I don’t think we should be prevented for talking about the the implications of science.” He retired from Nasa in 2013.
    And this is a deal that nearly fell apart on the basis of one – potentially binding – word… (via Politico)

    After years of preparation and two weeks of tireless negotiations, after all the speeches and backroom compromising, one misplaced word brought the momentum toward a historic global deal on climate change to a halt Saturday — for at least a few hours.

    Obama administration lawyers discovered early in the day that the latest draft text had a potentially deal-killing tweak: Deep into the document, in Article 4, was a line declaring that wealthier countries “shall” set economy-wide targets for cutting their greenhouse gas pollution.

    That may not sound like such a headache-inducing roadblock, but in the world of international climate negotiations, every word counts. In previous drafts, the word “shall” had been “should” — and in the lingo of U.N. climate agreements, “shall” implies legal obligation and “should” does not. That means the word change could have obliged the Obama administration to submit the final deal to the Senate for its approval. And inevitably, the GOP-led chamber would kill it on sight.

    “When I looked at that, I said, ‘We cannot do this and we will not do this,'” Secretary of State John Kerry told reporters afterward. “‘And either it changes or President Obama and the United States will not be able to support this agreement.’”
    And finally, John Kerry was back at it again today…

    Secretary of State John Kerry, fresh off touting a historic global climate deal in Paris, tore into Republican climate change deniers today and said anyone who denies the science will not be President of the United States.

    “I don’t believe the American people, who predominantly do believe in what is happening… I don’t think they’re gonna accept as a genuine leader someone who doesn’t understand the science of climate change and isn’t willing to do something about it.”

  4. Because olo says:

  5. Octopus says:

    Terrorists running rampant in suburban Detroit! Apologists urge restraint on those who seek to fight back. 😯


    Explosion in coyote population rattles metro Detroiters
    By Lydia Lohrer, Special to the Detroit Free Press 12:03 a.m. EST December 14, 2015

    (Photo: Jonathan Schechter, Oakland County Parks.)
    Rob Bender of West Bloomfield is 6-feet 4-inches and 250 pounds, but he is terrified to go into his back yard at night.

    “I don’t go back there. You can hear coyotes killing things, and it’s a scary sound. You can hear things dying,” said Bender.

    He’s got a reason to be concerned.

    “Coyote numbers are at all-time high in Michigan,” said Russ Mason, wildlife chief with the Michigan Department of Natural Resources. “They’re not harmless and they will eat your pets but they’re not as dangerous as people think. They’re crafty, they’re strong, they eat meat. They’re not your friends and they’re not somebody’s dog.”

    Bender lives near Maple and Middlebelt. He says he started noticing coyotes two summers ago. He has lived in his home for five.
    “The first time I saw three of them under a tree. They just sunned themselves as I threw rocks and screamed at them. They didn’t care,” said Bender. Bender shows a photo with three nonplussed coyotes in his back yard. “It’s a shame. You pay all this money for a big lot and you can’t use it. I’ve got two little dogs and I have to watch them to make sure the coyotes don’t jump the fence and eat them.”

    Bender got worried. He heard news reports this summer of coyotes attacking three children in California. He has three children under age 6. First he pulled the playground equipment closer to the house. Then he contacted the city for help.
    They referred him to animal control, he said.
    “We don’t handle wild animals, only domestic,” explained Tracy Barnett of West Bloomfield animal control.

    Barnett instead refers citizens to the DNR. The state agency, in turn, provides an online list of nuisance control providers able to handle them, Mason said.

    Bender contacted Waterford-based Critters-B-Gone. The company set up nonlethal leg traps. Bender says six coyotes have been removed from his property over the last two months, and three were trapped within four days.
    Trail Cam pictures show at least two more, he says.

    Trapping, said Jonathan Schecter, Oakland County Parks Nature Education writer, may be the worst thing a homeowner can do. He has another solution.
    “It would have been far more productive for the homeowner to ‘haze’ the coyotes in a persistent fashion so the coyote realizes the homeowner has established his territory,” said Schecter.
    “Hazing can ‘train’ the coyotes to stay away and is important to undertake to keep coyotes wild and fearful of humans. Coyotes mark territory with scent but will respond to visual and audible clues from humans to stay away,” said Schecter. “You have to approach them boldly.”
    Schecter doesn’t buy the idea that coyotes are something to be worried about, and resents negative characterizations of them “lurking” in neighborhoods.
    “Coyotes are living the American dream and have adapted to our ways far more quickly than we even try to learn about theirs. They are a natural part of the landscape.
    “Texting drivers, distracted drivers and drunk drivers are the clear and present danger in West Bloomfield, not the eastern coyote. There were 86 car crashes at the corner of Maple and Orchard Lake last year. Put it in perspective,” said Schecter.

    Lydia Lohrer writes an outdoors column Sundays in the Free Press.

    Coyote advice

    Dr. Russ Mason, DNR wildlife chief, said that Michigan’s coyote population is at an all-time high and pretty close to saturation levels. “They’re wildlife and they’re interesting, but don’t mess with them,” he advised.

    Here are some coyote facts and advice from Mason:

    Coyotes can climb trees and they are omnivorous. Mason has seen them climbing juniper trees out West to get the berries.
    The secret to their success is their adaptability. They eat deer, geese, cats, dogs or even grain.
    A coyote is just as likely to attack a large dog as a small dog.
    Particularly in the spring, they will chase any dog, even if you are walking it on a leash.
    Royal Oak residents reported last April that a coyote was following them on walks.
    Coyotes are territorial. If they are pursuing a larger dog it’s likely they have a den in the area.
    Coyotes can easily scale an 8-foot fence.
    If you encounter a coyote, don’t run. Throw rocks or turn a hose on them. Do whatever it takes to be as obnoxious and aggressive as possible to let them know they aren’t welcome.
    If they don’t respond, call someone to get the coyote out of your neighborhood. A coyote that doesn’t respond is almost certain to cause problems.
    Eastern coyotes are larger and more likely to live in packs than western coyotes. This may be because some of them have interbred with wolves.
    They can interbreed with dogs, but it’s not likely.

  6. Octopus says:

    Note: a cat on my street was killed and eaten by coyotes a month or so ago. One of the neighbors heard it fighting for its life, and then its ravished carcass was found the next day. So…one less cat. Songbirds rejoice!

  7. Octopus says:

    You’re a musician the way Jan-Michael Vincent is a Hollywood leading man.

  8. Minnow says:

    Barry, you fucking moron….. identifying yourself as a “musician” is an insult to every musician in the world.

    You can’t keep a beat. You are tone deaf, and you haven’t picked up a guitar in any meaningful way….. EVER, let alone in the last twenty years.

    You are a musician like I am President of the USA.

    Douche. Bag.

    • Bunk X says:

      “You can’t keep a beat.”
      Charles has always been a beat off.

    • Because olo says:

      I have to wonder if he ever had to become a member of the musician’s union. If he isn’t a member, and he runs around the net calling himself one, he needs a ‘visit’.

      • Octopus says:

        Hmm…doesn’t look good.

        Search criteria:
        First name contains: charles
        Last name contains: johnson
        Instrument(s) guitar
        No members found matching search criteria.
        Hint: Try modifying your search criteria to achieve better results.

        Let’s do a search on the national AFM site:

        Still no sign of Jazzy Ponytail. What gives? 😆

        • Because olo says:

          Interesting. It doesn’t say “active”, it says “in good standing”. You can be withdrawn, and still be in good standing. To not be in good standing, you have to have have a complaint filed, like say, stealing a VW?

        • Because you're dumb says:

          Chunk Johnsuck. Pissing off black drummers for decades.

          Black drummer: “Can we try this again without the guitar?”

        • kbdabear says:

          You might get results if you search under Instrument; skin flute

          Explains why Toot hasn’t worked much if he was non-union as just about any recording studio requires a union card. Toot probably only got the work he had because he was freelancing, worked cheap, and for Toot there was no union dues (also no medical coverage nor pension)

  9. Octopus says:

    Asimov was correct in his ordering.

  10. Because olo says:

    Got up awfully early to tweet out this nondescript poo.

    • Octopus says:

      So, Furious…you’re against masks, but you’re fine with people wearing black bags that cover their faces and anything they might be carrying on their person? Okay. Thanks for your carefully considered thoughts.

    • TreBob says:

      So, pic and headline lifted right from the Dallas Morning News and nowhere in that article does it mention that the protesters wore “masks”. In fact, the word mask doesn’t even appear in the DMN article at all.

      Allouette is making stuff up as she goes along again.

      As a side note isn’t it interesting that, once again, Allouette is on the exact same schedule as Charles? She/He/It posts a page and Charles tweets it out. Why, it’s almost as if they are the same person.

    • OLT's I Got My Safe Zone Holstered says:

      I’m not finding the masks.

      Was one of the Bog’s Islamist Deniers perhaps getting these ridiculous redneck bigots in Texas mixed up with the peaceful coexistence-loving Muslim missionaries of Daesh?

    • OLT's I Got My Safe Zone Holstered says:

      PS – Carrying a gun to a protest is not a smooth move, Ex Lax. The idea is to look LESS CRAY-CRAY to the Leftist/Progturd media than the thing you’re protesting.

      You’re just giving the dipshits free ammo (pun intended) to talk about YOU instead of the bomb-making honor-killing radicalized assholes hiding behind the various clock boys and honest yet afraid actual Muslim CITIZENS that are just trying to be honest, productive CITIZENS and are probably a bit less ass-holish (at least in PUBLIC, fer Chrissakes) than YOU.

      A fine example is when the Patriot Guard showing up to counter the Westboro Democrats.

      In other words, ur doin it RONG.

  11. Because olo says:

    Goose must have found some coffee in the dumpster. He’s extra rational this morning.

  12. Octopus says:

    One big difference, is that sharia law is bugfuck insane, not to mention grossly misogynist, medieval and responsible for honor murders. Other than that, it’s exactly the same as Christian and Jewish mediation. Thanks again, Furious!

    • OLT's I Got My Safe Zone Holstered says:


      Solomon offered to cut the baby in half. He knew he’d get through the bullshit quickly that way. I have a feeling any Jewish decisions are rather brainy and probably involve about 4 or 5 thousand years of previous thought.

      Shari’a would just go ahead and cut the baby in half, maybe decapitate one or both women.

      Various Christian sects would possibly shun or excommunicate one or both … I’ve yet to hear of a head-chopping … although I guess some of the weirdos (like Westboro Democrats) might go further. Find any reports on the nooze about oddly extra heads lying about near any “Christian compound”, researcher???

    • OLT's I Got My Safe Zone Holstered says:

      I mean, Ira Einhorn stuffed a woman in a trunk, but I think he was one of your AGW frauds back in the early days of the scam. Not a Christian that I’ve seen mentioned.

      • Octopus says:

        Ira Einhorn was also known as “The Unicorn,” like our Messiah President. I read a good book about his murder and long flight from the law, years ago. Claimed to have founded “Earth Day,” but that was an exaggeration of his role. A real piece of work.

  13. Because olo says:

  14. Mojambo says:

    Mr. Toot needs a hobby and a blow up doll (no real woman would ever embrace him as his personal hygene is not that great).

  15. Because olo says:

    Given toot’s track record, Hoft has to be right on the money.

    • Octopus says:

      Female drivers. 😯

      • Abu Typical Male Driver says:

        Rightymouse must be unavailable, Octo. By my quacklations it’s been 4 hours since you trashed 51% of the population. No pushback from Mouse? Odd that.

        Fucking driving texters are the bane of my existence. The horn on my ’99 Exploder, combined with riding the line, makes 2 or 3 a day take notice? When you are 10″ away from someone not paying attention and lean on the horn (not Lena Horn) things change.

        • rightymouse says:

          I’m busy wrapping presents. Not to worry am already plotting my revenge. Heh…

          • Octopus says:

            I was just kidding! Women are much better drivers than men. That’s why Danica Patrick always wins the races… 😉

          • Because olo says:

            If you’ve ever been to Saudi, you realize that male-only driving doesn’t necessarily produce a paragon of safety and sanity. I think I’d rather have female-only driving with them trying to put their lipstick on through the hijabs while driving. On the ‘other’ lips.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Oh god I love her to death! Sophie ROCKS!

    • Because you're dumb says:

      And he made up a bogus narrative that the traitor and his family were just a typical normal service family.

      When they were clearly shit bird leftwing enemy appeasing libtards and their son is a traitor to his fellow soldiers which was attested by them in no uncertain terms. He even left a note calling the other soldiers “clowns” for completing their missions.

      • Octopus says:

        I just learned that the makers of the massively-popular “Serial” podcast of last year, are doing the sequel on Bowe Bergdahl’s case. Why do I feel like they’re going to go way too easy on him?

        Also, his Dad and that beard. Obscene and disturbing.

        • Because you're dumb says:

          I did work with a guy a couple years back who was 60ish with a blond beard like that. He was a rockin’ developer and in his spare time he did civil war re-enactments. Pretty neat dude. I don’t want to judge these parents overly harshly because I think we’d all go out on the thinnest branch to save our kids. But it seemed like he was awfully ok with the terrorist’s Islamist (and IMO illegitimate) points of view and he went so far as to learn Pashtun and the Koran. Maybe he got his kid saved but his kid is still a traitor and they raised the little treacherous fucker to be a dishonorable loser.

  16. Because you're dumb says:

    We iz amazing!

  17. Because you're dumb says:

    Unlike people who sit around and smell bad and pretend like their superior on Twitter here are some EPIC WINS!

    • Because you're dumb says:

      BTW they always have a chick on the front as click bait but there are amazing stunts within. Not that laying around with a great ass and tits isn’t a major accomplishment. I mean I couldn’t do it! I mean I couldn’t pull that off. I mean…er never mind. 😆

  18. Because you're dumb says:

    Gee I’m so fricking surprised that the political hacks appointed by the Unicorn Messiah Preezydunce have moron PC policies in place that get us mass murdered.

    So anyway here’s a cool gif. Muhammed Ali’s stunningly fast footspeed.

    Those are world class fast feet. If Chunky tried that he’d face plant on the coffee table.

  19. Octopus says:

    Just did a bunch of Christmas shopping on the Amazon — oops, forgot to use Chunky’s store again. 😆

    Feelin’ all jolly and shit now.

  20. Because you're dumb says:

    Here’s hoping Chunky never changes from his current 180 degree orientation from sanity. Hey Chunk we really dig ya. We really do. Just like these gorgeous asian girls really want to go on dates with old fat white dudes.

    • TreBob says:

      Don’t insult Sistar. They are nice group of young ladies full of talent.

      • Because you're dumb says:

        Absolutely. That was beautiful! Chunky couldn’t get within 100,000 miles of one of their less attractive untalented sisters. Without being beaten like a mangy dog by their male family members. I have to say this stuff online is very idealized these days. You can’t get more perfect gorgeous asian pop disturbingly over-sexualized perfection than that. That’s it. They nailed it.

        I had a conversation with my wife the other day and I used the term “Bach porn” which annoyed her. I noticed you can go to Google and dial up the most stunning HD performances of the Goldberg Variations, or Sleepers Wake or Bist du bei Mir. Very beautiful stuff. But of course women don’t like the mention of porn because lets face it, it’s content contains highly desirable whores who can make a man stray from them and act stupid. And they produce it to make those somewhat flawed and screwed up chicks seem smart and empowered. When lets face it, they aren’t exactly accomplishing much with their lives.

        At any rate, rather than wasting time watching some idiot have sex with strangers you can watch the most amazing, talented beautiful performers doing the works of one of the greatest and most prolific musical geniuses of known history in HD for FREE!

        I give you “Bach Porn”. Rather than strumpets this one has trumpets! And it’s about death, but an idealized death under God. There are some recurring themes here but too much for a day off.

  21. Because you're dumb says:

    @thompsonize Didn’t credit because it was discovered on Free Republic with no credit. But I’ll add a note, thanks.
    1 hour ago

    Because I’m a dishonorable liar who will first try and take credit and only do what’s right when called out. Please donate to my “Arts” GoFundMe. Because being a partisan lying dickwad on Twitter who steals other people’s shit but still gets everything wrong is an “Art”. Evidently.

    – Chunky McFartyFace Johnsuck

  22. Because you're dumb says:

    It just never gets old! 😆

  23. Because olo says:

    What’s this say about when you’re 62?

  24. kbdabear says:

    Stealing shit from Free Republic seems to be a habit with Toot, doesn’t it

  25. Abu penis penis penis lol says:

    Charles wrote:
    “Didn’t credit because it was discovered on Free Republic with no credit.”

    me – what if it were discovered at LGF? Could others post without attribution to Fuckface? Heh.

    Liberalism is a mental disorder, Charles.

    / <<< good thing he never reads here

  26. Because you're dumb says:

    Looking forward to “Childhood’s End” – one of my favorite science fiction novels when I was a teenager. Hope Syfy does it justice.
    31 minutes ago

    Shut up Fat Fuck. You never read Clark. I read the Rendevous With Rama series.

    Rendezvous with Rama (1972) ISBN 978-0-553-28789-9
    Rama II (1989) ISBN 978-0-553-28658-8
    The Garden of Rama (1991) ISBN 978-0-553-29817-8
    Rama Revealed (1993) ISBN 978-0-553-56947-6

    It was like living a life.

  27. Octopus says:

    This is how they sang it, at Boston College:

    This is the crowd singing it — notice anything odd?

    Yeah…mostly white. White Privilege. Culture Appropriation. #wrongskin 😆

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Yeah I don’t know about you but I’m livin’ the white man dream (NOT!). What a bunch of jack wads.

  28. Octopus says:

    Can’t Fix Stupid Dept:

    MSNBC host Melissa Harris-Perry brings race into ‘Star Wars’ discussion

    Published December 14, 2015

    MSNBC host says ‘hard work’ demeans slave experience
    Never autoplay videos

    MSNBC host Melissa Harris-Perry shared her views on race in regards to the “Star Wars” franchise on Sunday.

    The TV personality went on a rant about how when “Star Wars” villain Darth Vader was evil, he appeared as a black character (apparently because he was voiced by an African-American actor), but when he turned towards the light, he was revealed to be white.

    “Yeah, like, the part where [Darth Vader] was totally a black guy whose name basically was James Earl Jones…but while he was black, he was terrible and bad and awful and used to cut off white men’s hands, and didn’t, you know, actually claim his son,” she said on her MSNBC show.

    “But as soon as he claims his son and goes over to the good, he takes off his mask and he is white. Yes, I have many, many feelings about that, but I will try to put them over here.”

    Harris-Perry overlooked that Vader was revealed as the father of two Caucasian characters — Luke Sykwalker and Princess Leia — well before his helmet-off reveal.

    Not to mention that James Earl Jones’ voice, which she gave as her proof Vader was portrayed as black when he was evil, was uncredited in the first two films.

    Not to mention that most of the pre-teen and teen-age fans the films were aimed toward likely knew or could recognize James Earl Jones’ voice in the first place.

    Not to mention that in the three-film prequel that followed the original “Star Wars” trilogy, Vader (then Anakin Skywalker) was white.

    A rep for MSNBC did not return FOX411’s request for comment.

    • Because you're dumb says:

      Wow. She’s not really stupid. But she uses her intelligence to be obtuse and stupid. That’s amazing. I won’t give Chunkles the same credit because I think he really is just stupid.